Majtie Kolberg edition
800m bitches are the hottest, anything longer and they're too skinny, anything short too black and muscular
Why do we rarely see fat anime girls.
>>215055153because the octopus keeps sucking them dry
>>215055613
>>215054884Oh lawd dat ass
>>215054884Keely!
might pop down to the hotel for a pint
just wanked onto my belly and watched it all drain into my navel
>>215058120On your own?
just had a mighty shit
>>215055153theres litreally a fat girl in that anime
TomFM just came up on my youtube reccyshe looks like a nonce
in 2023 i suffered a wank related injury doctors told me I would never wank again in 2024 i was sponsored by redbull 2025 i was the first incel to hit 30 strokes per second
Reddit is fucking unusable Why does anyone go there
>>215058191Bunch of brainwashed libtarded faggots who wish they were black because they hate themselves
many theories and accusations about my skin tone and political beliefs in the last thread.
>>215058219you can't even banter, course you're not anglo-celtoidgay wog cunt
>>215058191Niche subreddits are good for information/content, but redditors are mental.
>>215058205
>>215058191some good niche wanking subreddits (legal)
At least on 4chan everyone accepts people are freaks. Redditors think they're upstanding members of society and take their posts very seriously.
>>215058246>American telling a antipodean he can't banter
Redditors fucking love abbreviating stuff
>>215058268>take their posts very seriously.they do that here too
>>215058219and not one in this thread asking
>"So the last shall be first, and the first last".Matthew 20:16 >"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for you are all one in Jesus Christ".Galatians 3:28>"For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him".Romans 10:12>"Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth".Matthew 5:5well well well
redditors love raping their own bums with cucumbers
>>215058191Reddit is genuinely good for some serious things like personal finance or how to get a passport or mortgage advice because some of them actually are normal people who have done things. If you try asking anything here you get some smelly bedroom dwelling incel neet who's done nothing since he failed his O levels replying with sucking a poo labubu down the stairs and then everybody giggles
Every redditor desperately wishes they were black and hate themselves for not being black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md_LwpNNmqw
sucking a poo labubu down the stairs
going to reddit to ask how get a passport
>>215058297bloody well said mate *hurriedly walks away from you*
watching gary eats and screaming at the telly when greeno makes an appearance
i only watch reddit for street fight videos since live leak went down.
got the booze openedgot the air crash investigation ongot the scran in the air fryer
>>215058205what on earththey dont wear panties in those things
>>215058363it's far too early for that caper
The amber lights. The crunch of the auburn leaves. The vibrant orange pumpkins. Autumn is here, let's embrace it with clothing made from natural materials. Let's celebrate it with rustic homemade food. Let's get comfortable with roaring fires and warming spirits.
>>215058032>lad, just now they're turning on disneyThat's my point. You seem to think that leftists love megacorps as long as those megacorps pretend to care about certain issues. I'm saying leftists are actually very critical of megacorps in general, especially when a megacorp shows no care for important rights, like Disney has done.
I have just finished my 8th poo in 24 hours. All perfectly formed, smooth, healthy poos. No diarrhoea and no constipation. I just make poo at an extraordinary rate.
i go to the Reddit for r/chavsinthongs
*surveys your whole country smoove off*
Do people come here on Christmas Day?
>>215058383put on my dark academia clothes while reading this post
>>215058400A clue gained.
>>215058396fucking dipshit newfag
>>215058396sometimes phone post when absolutely steaming on christmas day
>>215054884She has a black bf
>>215058396not like every waking hour is filled with festivities on Christmas
>>215058384disney has been treating it working staff like shit, sueing people for bullshit left and right but as long they appeared pozzed, leftists were fine with itslap a rainbow on it and it doesn't matter how you run your business, idiots will lap it upand don't start on freedom of speechi might reply it doesn't mean freedom of consequences
surely the antipodeans will realize eventually that the SPIRIT of holidays like christmas and easter are embodied by the SEASONS they are in, and will adjust accordinglysomeday
>>215058414posting is fine when you're steaming cause that's basically the peak of the day
https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/1nlb7v0/oh_he_ate_those_waffle_house_punches/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
@yanksfuck off
>>215058471crikey that looks like a pair of bosoms
>>215058471corr
gaggle of gooks buying loads of crisps in tesco earlierwonder what they're up to
>>215058504probably making mukbang videos
>>215058452african americans are a fascinating species
>>215058423Is at my house
>>215058452lol nun lil jamal cud do x
>>215058504they'd all suck your cock if you went up and asked
It's mad how everyone gets shitty about immigration but no one thinks how by 2030, every 2 working people will be supporting 1 pensioner. That is completely unsustainable with today's pension costs. That's the real thing we should be getting shitty about; old people hoovering up our future prospects by loading us with debt to keep themselves comfortable
you can tell students have started because m&s is clogged up with gormless mongs trying to remember what mater and pater told them to buy to have for their din dins
>>215058471too big
we should have a thread where we all talk like victorian poshos
>>215058539it's not old people's fault that wealth inequality has grown exponentially while neolibs refuse to tax the rich
>>215058544maybe you're just bitter
CHALLENGE: Post a Vocaroo of your best Manuel from Fawlty Towers impression along with your Bitcoin wallet address and I'll sent the best impression 1 Bitcoin.
>>215058525alright you jolly man
>>215058570what am i gonna do with a bitcoin?
>>215058570https://vocaroo.com/1cku6aI3d4Jq
>>215058564It's their fault they didn't have enough children or save for their retirement. No one here will get a state pension. It will be scrapped once we finish paying for the boomers.
>>215058564Yes but they continue to vote for governments that promise to keep them comfortable. At any point they could collectively stop and be like, wow we've got all this unearned wealth at the expense of our kids and grandkids, we should really address that, but they won't. They weren't called the Mr generation for nothing you know
>>215058374>pantiesFOY
>>215058447just doesn’t work in summer does itchristmas didn’t even happen in decemberthey changed it to match european pagan solstice traditions like saturnalia and yulenothing in yhe binble says you can’t celebrate christ’s birth in december. interestingly though it has parallels with the “birth of the sun and the saviour” according in the late winter after the solstice. around 25 december days begin to get longer again and the sun begins its long spring and summer ascent. the sun is died and born again. sound familiar?
>>215058447winter isnt wintery here its wet and rainy
>>215058608and what do you call them mate
>>215058539that’s literally why we have mass immigrationit boosts public spending and is a small net positive gain and the ruling class of this country are so money obsessed and so deep in the fiat currency system they need the line to go up at all costs (an aging population and subsequent die off would mean a great depression). so they import a gazillion uber eats drivers and kenyan nurses. civilisational continuity be damned.
>>215058564>neolibs refuse to tax the richblatant lie
>>215058637me? Im british so I call them knickers
you're all performative brits
>>215058630just take a quick flight to antarcticaI saw it happen in that documentary series for kids about two koala that own a plane
Socialism is an outdated 20th century ideology built on a society based around heavy industry and pre digital life If you want to help the current masses you need a new system.
>>215054346
>>215058651what do you think neoliberalism is
Christmas in Australia’s hotCold and frostys what it’s not
Drinking a welsh beer called brains. It's alri, tried a guiness for the irish last week was good. Tried a london pride too recently, it's alri. Prefer kiwi beer
if bill gate had two korala he's flying plane
a smile might be good
>>215058698>goringsieg heil!
>>215058705the ideology ruling britain, the country with the highest tax rate in the world
>>215058698
what's ladbible
>>215058446>slap a rainbow on it and it doesn't matter how you run your business, idiots will lap it upBut that's not true as I said. Many leftists dislike Amazon because Amazon treats its workers badly. It doesn't matter that Amazon flies a rainbow flag occasionally.
>>215058731you can't post that mate
>>215058720sipping on some lemon and peorraoa myself and some bluebird chips
Democracy is fucking awful when you have far too many people in the welfare net. Everyone wants cakeism, no one wants to pay for it, that's someone else's responsibility. Everyone wants a better NHS, better public services but try suggesting increasing income tax by 1% to pay for it and everyone is like nope.UK democracy is doomed to failure because of this.Tbh I think if you're a net drain on the economy you should lose your right to vote
>>215058720>cardiffSorry that’s not Welsh it’s English you were scammed
>>215058727>country with the highest tax rate in the worldjust untrue
When Trump started his tariff war against the entire world he should have involved the rest of the Western World and collectively put tariffs on the developing world. That would have brought industry back and once it was back it could have been used to provide wealth for working people.
>>215058757bit like cracked, used to be funny but went WOKE
>>215058761i can and i did
>>215058768Yes democracy will fail and we’ll slide into managerial technocracy This is well understood by people that aren’t mongs
>>215058758oh yea? don't see them down in the streets though do youbut they're well glad to watch rangz of power
>>215058714its hot in summer as well
>>215058780wrong and gay
Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.
CODY
>>215058813christmas is in summer here you buffoon!!!!!!
>>215058765chur, trying to think of an Australian export I like but I genuinely can't, besides VB of course
Liverpool reds have scored
>>215058780too little too latechina won long ago
>>215058833potato potato
what happened to that girl that made the BORIS! tik tok
>>215058833no it's notyou think christ abides by the arbitrary constraints of the calendar?he is in tune with the earth, you just celebrate on the wrong day cause you're mongs
>>215058856shes got an OF now
Just eaten a whole jar of Aldi crunchy biscuit spread 2000 calories
>>215058834are you from the South Island or the north island
>>215058780bold of you to presume the western ruling classes have their countrymen’s best interest in mind we are potential competition to them. new money. have our own ideas on what our countries should be and how a fair society should be run. they’re only interested in profit and controlthey want to run a giant slave plantation planet where they rule over masses of afro-jeets as technocratic god kings. The white commoner is the obstacle between them and that dystopian nightmare
just reading about this late bronze age collapse ladswaht the hell happened there then
>>215058731
I... am STEVE.
>>215058875sick it up
>>215058846Oh there's some stupid cunt football match on so everyone needs to stop in prayer
>>215058894Wish I could
>>215058879immigration (unironically)
>>215058877lived in both, was born in a small north island town. far from auckland luckily
>>215058875Fat cunt
>>215058875liquid calories don't count
>>215058879silver, probably
>>215058800People who watch streaming slop are probably centrists who don't really care about politics
>>215058846>merseyside derbymight watch ithow’s the game been
what runtslop shall i have Abdul deliver today then?
>>215058902Wow dude you’re so unique and edgy
>>215058886i saved that pic
>>215058922all liverpool
zesty lil white boy from the north island shaking his ass for the whanau
>>215058879sea peoples
>>215058925A clue
>>215058925hate cunts like you pigs need their slop
>>215058929Pray in awe
>>215058908I’m bulking
>>215058931
>>215058902whatever virgin
>>215058817A clue has been gained.
>>215058932ah fuck it can’t be arsedand fuck peter drury is probably on too his commentary is shite probably gary neville on hes worse
>>215058902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
>>215058961a post has been samefagged
african bird at toil has been more giggly around me recently, even said my arms looked muscly… forgive me, hitler… brucey need choccy…
Entire country stops when there's a football match on. Little girl gets butchered in a dance class? Eh. Football match on? Stare at screen mouth gaped in awe.
>>215058932Boring and pointless then
read the book of mormon
>>215058978Cheers virgin
>>215058967it's on tnt sport so it's darren "fletch" fletcher and ally mccoist
>>215058967it's fletch and ally mccoist
why
>>215058967TNT
>>215058974whys it say CP in the corner? Noncetradamus
>>215058978bro supports Everton
>>215058993>fletcherCannot stand that cunt
>>215058954nice! i haven't had that either.
>>215058993don’t even have tnt me >>215058998fletch is fine but im sick of mccoist. says the same three stock phrases. he’s also a boomer retard. i say this as a scot.
>>215058974she's grifting you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSpnRQQ-qBw
>>215058987The problem with God is that he doesn't exist
You know it's true that's why you can only reply with virgin
fuck i only just woke up i was posting high on ketamine and ephedrine until 4am last night, you see
Australians will look you dead in the eyes and say: "I wonder if we're going to have a white Christmas this year".
>>215059040how. so.
>>215059002thai people have pretend to be birds for ages teehee
spag bol for tea lads #rape
>>215059025why? i don’t think he’s a bad commentator
ive gone woke
>>215058987more like the book of moron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zifmx34V4vE
rorke the raped
>>215059068
>>215059072imagine knowning what any of this gay nerd virgin shite means
Country's sinking before our eyes. But football's on and that's what matters
Aryan beauty
>>215058987theres a mormon church on exhibition road in kensingtonalways used to get them stopping me on my way to uni asking about jesus and the likei got friendly with two of them and they invited me inside and they have a literal basketball court inside the churchits mental
posted a post on reddit last night that has become my top updooted post. 1.7k updoots. my 19th top voted is my favourite comment, always makes me chuckle.
>>215059064i hope everything was ok with my post
>>215059071Can’t hide his bias for certain English teams in the later stages of the champions league. TNT is supposed to be impartial
>>215059047does that combo allow you to get much sleep?
>>215059099yep time for rorke to pack it in until next summer
>>215059099going to do anything about your country falling apart? or are you going to sit on your arse sulking?
think i tore my frenulum wanking
That's the unwashed masses sedated
>>215059099and even that's sinking
>>215059101hair's far too dark on this monkey
youve got a whole board for your football SHITE so why dont you post about it in there
>>215059123i slept like a baby but before that i was very awake, the thought of bed seemed silly to me
the blue biomass
>>215059121
Shut up spaki you daft twat. Gonna start desperately posting Charlie Bigham again when the game's over for a crumb of attention? Fat nasty pig
>>215059165/brit/ is an /sp/ off shootdon't like it? fuck off to virginchan
>>215059057Has anybody ever provided conclusive evidence of God? No. You might as well believe that Santa Claus is real, or that leprechauns are real.
my piss smells like acid
>>215059155when those zesty niggas did their little buckwiggle running up to the ball I knew it was over
>>215059120post it
fucking HATE how quiz shows have contestant waffling on about their jobs and shite, I dont give a fuck about this cunt
>>215059128this is what rorke is trying to destroy
>>215059122what teamsyou’d expect a slight unconscious bias from an english commentator to an english team it’s like i try to explain to my dad. we’re scottish and he gets annoyed by the BBCs incessant coverage of England and constant bringing up of ‘66 and old players every tournament. I try to explain to him the production company, pundits and commentators are English, but he doesn’t seem to understand. He says what about all the people in the UK that aren’t English. I say most people are, there’s 9 million Scottish and Welsh people and 55 million English. He doesn’t understand and calls me stupid.
leave my arse out of it you vile young man
>>215059180my favourite acids? lime juice and balsamic vinegar
im like mn lite from wales heheh
>>215059165Football crazyChocolate mad
>>215059177*exits through the door marked "virginchan"**walks in through the front door at exactly the same time*
>>215059180mine smells like sweets
>>215059157ok medoid
>>215059180Mine's like Sugar Puffs
anyone want to go to the pub with me before Arsenal city? I can meet you outside the tollington or we could go to another pub :P
Don't get queers me. Men are pretty grim to look at.
>>215059175
>>215059232bros trying to make friends on 4chan lmao
>>215059195Dadbergs are unable to think in generalisations or at any scale bigger than the individual
>>215059233very truewomen are so perfect and gorgeous and pretty
>>215059233masculinity and femininity are on a big spectrum... sometimes the gender doesn't register to the disgust system. thats my theory
garn have a bacon egg butty
>>215059233I mean... I do kind of get it for some men
>>215059257X-ray of your mum last night
I live in an area with high muslim population and have a lot of friends and neighbours , my oldest friend (who is Christian) is married to a Muslim of Bangladeshi descent and I 100% agree with you. My next door neighbours are probably the most traditional / rule following, british Pakistani and they’re bloody lovely and also run a couple of extremely successful businesses that employ a lot of people. Coming from a very white area growing up and only knowing about Islam from the media, the conversations I’ve had with actual Muslims about their faith has made it clear that as with so many other things, if you’ve met one Muslim, you’ve met one Muslim. But in general I’d say it’s a faith that encourages a thoughtful and non judgemental approach to others. I’ve had much worse experiences talking with hardcore Christian’s desu.
HUGOOOOOAL
>>215059233bizarre innit women are angels
>>215059233alri
>>215059252No just always go with my brother but he’s bailed on me
>>215059272howling
rubes uses a vintage wooden dildo from victorian times
o it lush we going to have some lush pints today de lada real ale all the way
2-0 to the Liverpool reds
THE CONTINENTAL MULATTO HAS KICKED THE BALL INTO THE NET LADS!!!!!
>>215059272done him six ways from sunday
just had a proper exploding poo got the shits and had to run, didn't even sit down and it just squirted outwould have looked mint in a scat fetish film
>>215059245
>>215059285ask someone from work
is the man kicking the ball?
>>215059325No one at my work supports Arsenal
>>215059179what type of evidence would you accept
>>215059342take the gf then
>>215059272
>>215059232yeah okwhats a football
Unter den wehenden Schattenuns'rer fahnen, die flattern im WindWir folgen der Stimme der AhnenIhre treuen Nachkommen wir sindWir tragen das Ewige feuerdas in unserem herzen hell brenntUnd das einzige Leitlicht ist nurunser Mentor, der führer dieser Welt
so mad how yanks call their gay little version of rugby footballdeliberately obtuse i reckon just for the sake of it
>>215059355Funny>>215059376Can’t tell if you’re jokinh
>>215059383so do aussies
LATINA BOOTY!
gay fucking fairy
>>215059402We even call rugby league footy
i've got nothing to say but it's okay
>>215059402aussies spell labour without a u, theyve always been discount yanks to a certain degree
>>215059404la la latinala la latina
>>215059389can i bring my homosexual friends
SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER
>>215059412me when I look up tinkerbell with the lesbian tag
uh yeah i am a racist with a thai bride what of it?
literally never met an australian who could speak a foreign language. uncultured swine
>>215059417this only applies to the political party otherwise we spell it with a u
Feel like taking a little stroll through the French countryside on July 1st 1916
screming
Aryan beauty.
STOP POSTING NAZI STUFF TO GERMAN LAD. YOU'LL GET HIM ARRESTED FOR THAT
Me? A proud servant of global Jewish domination.
wish we had more latinas herefit ones like on telly though not real ones
caberge
>>215059480Needs to see a satay skewer
I like his jacket
Tigerberg
>>215059505
steak is incredibly overrated
>>215059505would send him into sunberg with one swift upper cut
>>215059529still good tho
>>215059505/fit/berge
Tonight, Charlie's making dinner
>>215059529What's your idea of a good meal?
>>215059480wonder what he smells likehope he smells like cat :)
>>215059529prefer brisket me
>>215059540hold on hold on
Pigstein
>>215059460swarthy baboon
>>215059529no its notbe quiet
>>215059529thius. give me a grilled portobello
>>215054884Your taste is lacking
>>215059560>for 2but it's really for 1, isn't it?
>>215059529yeah we know you'd rather have your gay little meal of quinoa and chickpeas leftypol
Gave a girl the ick once by saying I was interested in world war one history
>>215059574yer brown
>>215059571do they like it if you kiss their snouts?
nth for the baddiedem
Get the coffee down ya son bosh
>>215059597definitely
pigon
>>215054884wrong
>>215059607oh my days
>>215058085>>215058085>>215058085 Recycle
>>215059616Why doesn't she wear United kits any more?
>>215059607doxxed
>>215059560does it come with naan bread? cant have a curry without a naan
>>215059607surreymong driving too fast
>>215059560cronem got luh goat curry
>>215059672She's never worn their kit much in the first placed
