United edish
mentaI how fat blokes always wear an oversized black t-shirt, baggy jeans and running shoesEdit: this was worth posting the first time
i believe chelsea will win
pick me a 3pm kick off winner lads
>>215062152spurs v brighton for sure
>>215062152Burnley
I have an announcement to make
is that satan in the middle? i assume its a lion but why the pitchfork?
>>215062165and the winner?
is this the thread?
Saul of Tarsus is the real founder of Christianity, not Jesus.
right well thats a /brit/ thread split
>>215062196its a devil, they're the red devils
>>215062222yeah
>>215062234*nods and places a hand on your thigh*
>>215062042bad team this. shite x
nth for the baddiedem
>>215062192Let's hear it
I HATE the baddiedem
I do really wonder though, why (((international finance))) decided to hand all of their C-suite positions over to jeetsAs though they have just assigned them the role of the global management classBecause, looking at companies like Google, they clearly aren't doing a very good job
>>215062241who's that?
>mum asked me to drive her to Dunelm because her cars in the shop>have been putting off chores all afternoon because she keeps suggesting we're leaving any moment>two hours later and she's still "just finishing her coffee" and "wrapping up her chat with my sister"Catastrophically rude, honestly. Zero respect for my time.
>>215062312she's done you
any central banking and fiat money enjoyers in
>>215062284she looked better before
>>215062312mug
>>215062284I really hope you get paid a fair remuneration for spamming these women here, scousenonce
>>215062312hate when mumberg does thatnot only am I doing a favour for her but on her time too
>>215062312your fault for not yelling at her
>>215062312dunelm you there
>>215062343fucking carbloaders
really wish i had more boozebit bored, you see
Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East. Make no mistake about that
>>215062343porke and heftypol putting one of these down each
>>215062343a bosh
>>215062334dunno :/
>>215062247oh. interesting.
>>215062343I enjoy how neat it is
>>215062299L ahh post>>215062336wor soogs is peng-a-leng for days>>215062346I'm an arsenal fan, the LIV AR POOL poster posts tatted gyals and troons
>>215062311So called Saint Paul
:3
>>215062450yea, heard of Paul
>215062440grown man who has never had sex btw
>>215062440shut it muppet
>>215062440have a word with yourself
>>215062440>>215062452fuck off nonces
an american sister city to leeds called leashes
>>215062477not all virgins are like that. im pretty normal imo
might go and fix myself a refreshing steiner mug of diluting juice
>>215062514just saw this on map men
roommate is up at 7 am to play video gamesim up at 7 am to post on 4chan
french toast in france? toastenglish muffin in england? muffinmad that
>>215062544>english muffinnever heard of it
mad how microscopic we are on the cosmic scalewe could just get wiped out suddenly by aliens one day without them even intending to or knowing we were here
>>215062544*wanks off into your bowl of hokey pokey while you're distracted writing this*
>>215062561wouldnt even be arsed if that happened
>>215062542me? just settling my little rorke head in
>>215062561your penis is microscopic on a human scale
>>215062516you're okay honey x
Sometimes wonder what catberg is thinking but its probably literally nothing
>>215062554
hey
>>215062593please dont say I LOVE YOU!
>>215062561look up the 'false vacuum' ladentire universe could disappear, just like th
>>215062544pain perdu actually
>>215062477>>215062479>>215062495>>215062496bluds pressed
Do you have any friends?
>>215062542what games?
>>215062603those appear to be muffin splits
hi
>>215062603might split some english muffins tonight
tore my frenulum wanking and it's all red raw and it stings
>>215062631nicado avacado avacado
>>215062634he likes first person shooters
lot of fit indian and arab women working in opticians for some reason
>>215062627ive had the same friends since primary school and a girlfriend and work acquaintances
nice one yanks thats how to sort it
>>2150626271 left
Drinking again. Oops
>>215062452What's this
>>215062636there is a third word under those words. if you said 'can i get a muffin split?' in nz and you'll get dragged into the street and shot
>>215062667finally
>>215062672me as well but its the weekend so who cares. its socially acceptable on weekends, with no excuses
>>215062660:/
>>215062607
>>215062667>faytuks network
Get the anime opening quizzes played
>>215062440gollywog
>>215062593>>215062607cringe ahh EOPs, the leaf should take the malays boipussy
Estonia need to stop trying to provoke a war with Russia
There's this cute girl at work and every time we pass each other I get awkward and she seems to avoid looking at me too I don't know if she thinks I'm weird or likes me
>>215062718JIBUN WO
What's it like growing up and living in a no name provincial town?
>>215062699Trouble is I'm almost out of gin and gfberg will go mental if I get more
hate getting horrible looks from people in publicwish I could just exist in peace
imagine a pasty, skinny white man sat typing this out >>215062617
>>215062561>mad how microscopic we are on the cosmic scaleYes, but in the chain of life, you could up being incredibly important. Through your actions and deeds, you live on through the generations.Cattle die, and kinsmen die,And so one dies one's self;One thing now, that never dies,The fame of a dead man's deeds.
>>215062736JUST DO ITYOU COULD DIE TOMORROWYOUR FUTURE CHILDREN ARE DEPENDING ON YOU!!
Done an arse splitting fary
have any of you lads ever had a colonoscopy?
>>215062751Maybe drink something like wine its more acceptable to people than gin
>>215062760A woman giggles when I walk past every time I go out
>>215062745grew up in a small town of about 5000 people and it was very safe but boring and everyone knew your business. If your face fit you were set for life but it was almost impossible to change your reputation if you had a negative one.
>>215062766
>>215062681anubis>>215062718put your grasses on
>>215062667BasedSoyrope won't do shit
I'M AN ALIENI'M A LITTLE ALIEN
went to a pub quiz and there was a welsh family using their phones to get answers the whole night, they won in first place. I went up to them and said nice one using your phone and the welsh bloke said im not scared of you, you want to go, were all welsh here. I let it it go and left because i am working on walking away from confrontations as i have gotten into trouble
>>215062766I can't I'm too shy
>>215062775Used to always drink wine but it gives me horrible headache hangovers and the worst heartburn so don't anymore
im gonna do it
Might get the CoD4 onServers still up?
any man in hype for this
>>215062783Are you small? Think the only reason this doesn't happen to me is because I'm tall and big
>>215062785Sounds nice and suffocating at the same time
>>215062791
>>215062793TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY
doing the motteke sailor fuku dance in my smelly childhood bedrom aged 34
>>215062820cummingARGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>215062719potatowog>>215062761the culture isn't race restricted lil bro
>>215062847well fuku too, pal
>>215062842indubitably
>>215062667i am going to die this year
facesitting is hot
>>215062875only man sitting on girl face. other way around is just yuck.
crippling loneliness. consigned to a pondlife dosser role in some shitty southern english town. roaming from pub to pub in my parka jacket i got in 2017, sitting in the corner brooding and daydreaming what went wrong as i reach 30 and i have virtually nobody to speak to and havent for a decade
>>215062667why only the ones bordering russia?
bags of tapioca starch is the worst thing to handle it's like nails on chalkboards
>>215062718shounenCHADS assemble
>>215062861bet you're one of those deracinated cultureless rootless gimps who's shunned by your own people so you talk like a nigger online to make up for it
>>215062834the saudis are getting into western culturethey're interested into getting in videogames and esports tooubisoft is talking with them, asscreed mirage is getting a free dlc set in saudi arabia, don't know if it's happened yet or going to happen but the saudis might buy a big part of ubi
>>215062834hope Carr makes an Allah joke
>>215062901Tbh shounens generally have meh openings
I like grilled cheeses but I can't make the cheese melt without also burning the bread so I never have them outside of restaurants:(
>>215062042/mug/ waiting room
repair you shit
>>215062901all fucking shite except jojos
>>215062901all SLOPfor me? it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogZGERkEbNM
jimmy carr once called me gay for being at his show with a bunch of men instead of fingering women down the park
>>215062923>The Gulf is becoming the west whilst the west is becoming the Gulfpoetry
Remember when Expedition 33 came out and I didn't drink for 3 weeks
>>215062947>grilled cheeseFOY
>>215062892there's a great novel in you
had nan over for a visit, always enjoy her company
favourite internet cat right now? Big fan of Baby Corn
>>215062947the secret is american cheese
>>215062970Is it worth playing? Struck me as a tranny game
>>215062970must have been parched lol :p
pull upwalk ineverybody yell hey watch out
why have the jews added those things to bottle caps these days?had to tear this one off
>>215062967by getting into i meant investing inthey're not going to fly rainbow flags anytime soon
>>215062981Nice, l miss my nan.
Gfberg in one of her yap yap yap yap yap moodsJust spent 15 minutes expressing an opinion that she could have said in 30 secondsGod I hate her
>>215062994screaming at that incel remote
>>215062994their goal is to conquer the free human spirit
>be an american racist>have a different race bf/gfI don't understand this clown country
>>215062745ShiteIt's boring, the people are mongs, women are hideous beasts, the "nightlife" is just one club and a couple of pubs which are filled with scummy cunts all on coke and having fightsWent to a lowest ranking boys grammar school where half the lads were wasters who dossed about the whole timeUtterly grim all round. Glad I had RuneScape, 4chan, and music growing up.
>>215062994how about decanting your beverage into a glass and not drinking it like an animal?
>>215063015dont think thats his gf prob just his fan
anyone up for some mental gay shit
Zarah Sultana is a beautiful woman
>>215063015her ancestors have been in america longer than his
>>215062987Not tranny at all. It's good. A tad overrated but one of the best games released in years undoubtedly
>>215063012works fine sorry you need your amazon ultra CIA fibre optic tracker remote made
>>215063053*rapes you*
>>215063053boomer unc ahh remote
>>215063047Yeah if you're a 2/10 white man
>>215063029i’ll glass you ya dick geez peace
>>215063065I'm a 7/10 Welsh bvll
>>215063019>Glad i had 4chan growing upyou are?
Well? What are they called?
>>215062918nah I have decent chat in public, I watch football so I've got common ground with my peers>>215062937>>215062953>>215062958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkN--nO5G1gthis opening still hasn't been surpassed>>215062948sooooon
>>215063090a roll
>>215063090buns
>>215063096>>215063097wrong
>>215063047she's alright for a paki
>>215063095Was just listening to this funnily enough. Prefer opening 2 though. The hype is unreal
>>215063029never once seen an animal swigging out of a bottle
>>215063095grow up you freak
>>215063090Bap
My six year old son is literally dripping in sweat from squishing his winky. What the fuck is the matter with him?
>>215063086It quelled my boredom and "redpilled" me about the world at the cost of making me a miserable maladjusted young man/mu/ was based though
Corbyn just wanted a simple brown pussy shagging but didn't know what dealing with zillennial zoomer women are like now his life and new politics is a mess
>>215062918hate cunts like these this place is increasingly full of them
>>215063095all shounen is power fantasy slop for insecure bullied weirdos (you)real men read/watch slice of life and moe and i'm not joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04wwfBUbvh4MY WISHES OVER THEIR AIRSPACE
For those interested, Kai Schreiber turns 18 on the 13th of December 2026
>>215063019>Its Boring>refused to have a laugh with all the other lads
>>215063141Corbyn could have his selection of any exquisite white arthoe pussy why would he want that ugly brown mess
>>215063156Real men don’t sit down and stare into a magic rectangle for hours about gimpy anime fantasy worlds
>>215063167Because he's Jeremy Corbyn and he's addicted to brown and black pussy
>>215063141women are so mentally ill lolthey prove every fucking day that they can't be trusted with power
>>215063123
>>215063174Sent that freak flying
>>215062918kunley wrote about this
>>215063183Based
umm
>>215063174sent that fat freak sliding
Quite a sexy little twink me
>>215063167heathermong is typing...
>>215063185actually yes, also reminded me of this. wahey look at him go
>>215063193>romania and bhutanese flagswill definetely clear my schedule to read this novel
The sight of Jeremy Corbyn fucking Diane Abbott must be akin to seeing an Oxpecker eating insects fresh from a hippopotamus posterior
>>215063145you see it everywhere online these dayswhite autistic teenagers from like germany or whatever saying "bruh you're a goofy ahh mf" cultureless slop planet
>>215063166I had a right laugh in school and was a class clownStill remember most of school years as being a tedious slog in a grim little town
>>215063228was trying to find that one in particular, thanks
upvoted
>>215063015>showfeets.comthere are people cranking one out to nick fuentes' feet RIGHT now
>>215063047>>215063120Eh? She's a fucking munter
>>215063183Honestly once you've had it you can't go back
>>215063228some animal deliberately eat fermented fruit and druk on it lolthey even saw apes gathering and eating them together
crazy how if I leave or kill myself, in real life everyone benefits by me going
>>215063174you agree with me and you don't even realise it
>>215063269add her political and social opinions onto that and you have yourself one hell of an unattractive package
>>215063247it's probably a mix of all races who do thisthey're just trying to fit in and aren't able to articulate their thoughts like a normal person because they're retarded
>>215063276https://youtu.be/ICZG33IxtgE
for me, its Wojtek
A key player in uncovering one of our nations biggest injustices tells the whole story—for kids!Kash Patel partners with Beacon of Freedom Publishing House, an imprint of BRAVE Books, to bring a fantastical retelling of Hillary’s horrible plot against Trump to the whole family.Full of fake heralds and keeper Komey’s spying slugs, this is a story of daring and danger. But never fear! Kash the Distinguished Discoverer will win the day.
Accidentally took some fent earlier call that a floydian slip
>>215063236he is the uk's foremost cultural commentator
rorke destroying leftypol with facts and logic
>>215063330
>>215063322good job making trump looks as zesty as possible
that lad needs his TV remote shoved up his arse
>>215063247a consequence of british global dominance was that our tongue has now, through america, been made into that global slop language. we are not as insulated from it. we don’t have a traditional language or register to fall back on. What these people are speaking in is English. They are exposed to our language and ideas. Not the other way around. If you get what I mean
>>215062918imagine what his chat messages look like if this is how he posts on /brit/ for attention all day
>>215063322basketcase country
>>215063365corrr yes
rorke destroying leftypols leftyhole
>>215063121chuunin exam soul>>215063156>not watching bothGOMFL you kinoletshounen speaks to the soul, moe to the heart but you wouldn't get it
>>215063330heh pretty good
lining up fat niggers on a football pitch and shooting at them with cannons
>>215063399how Arsenal got their name
Fancy some gyoza
Spreading niggers on my toast
>>215063241shit even young she wasn't good looking
>>215063390try all you want but you'll never be able to kamehameha your abusive stepdad in real life
chat if you mention huak tuah podcast one more time yu are getting timedout
>>215063419lmaooo
literally dont give a shit about Taiwan let the chinks have it
>>215063444from a frenchman (known connoisseurs of black women) this is a damning comment
didy ou all get your shadow groundon today
would it be weird if I went to a league 2 game on my own
We should let a nigger be king. How funny would that be.
Fire Force has really good openings for a shounen
>>215063486no
>>215063493his name was george floyd
>>215063322>it's real what in tarnation
mumberg keeps going on da's phone the nosey mare
>>215063486Nah you'll easily make friends it you want just have a beer and a chant
rorkes da panic buying mccains after reading china invading taiwan might harm global chip manufacturing
sexo mare
>>215063511why else would a cocaine addict jeet be put in charge of the FBI
>>215063521He might have a secret other family. It's more common than you'd think
get the brown biomass housed in 13th century thatched roof cottages
A very successful date last night thanks to Grindr. I'm hoping there's a second.
>>215063544must be mad finding out you're in the 2nd family
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>215063526actually don't want to be mates with boomers and deanosI'll just post on here tonight
>>215063567mad how australia has zero problems with illegals whatsoever because they just say no
>>215063609tony abbott went out in an apache helicopter and blew every migrant dinghy up himselfsome say he's still out there to this day
trying to break the world record for holding in a fart
few lines of ebonics has put rorke in a fit he's crashing out
its annoying
listening to this and cryinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX-CZnIW4bo&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGAVMeX-CZnIW4bo&start_radio=1
rorke giving up on watching the wire because... well... you know....
>>215063703it's long and complex?
Do you guys hate women?
>>215063703gay black man?
>>215063747(niggers)
>>215063269Der Biomass
did you get your shadow groundons anons
>>215063247>>215063305posted the wrong thread before, hereit is indeed anyone who can be assimilated with ease into 'roadman' culture, hence its attraction to many
>>215063657ebonics is not cool or funnyit’s how retarded africans in crumbling american inner cities communicate
>>215063787whats the punchline or thing that is funny in this image
>excellent questionfuck off AI it wasnt that good
absolutely seething and fuming for no reason
rorke stopping at season 2 because it's about the plight of the working class
im not going getting boozei think im just bored
>>215063755didn't ask what you wanted for christmas
About to reheat a big mac.Big fan of eating mushy capitalist slop me
>>215063833i liked the bits where ziggy got his knob out
Got the new episode of WarStrike on.
>>215063854grim
>>215063860have you seen generation kill?
>>215063447negative aura moekek still prob peaks at your step dad banging your mum
am I shadowbanned or why are you all ignoring me
don't understand where the whole "peasant didn't work all the time" psyop came from, has to be the biggest load of bollocks in recent times
>>215063823the joke is the state of modern britain, except it isn't even funny, just sad
hey guys it's me
>>215062042Me? Shelbourne
>>215063915i have not, usually cba with shows/movies about middle eastern wars, too much desertis it any good
>>215063797
>>215063928:)
>>215063942From the Thiel pro-feudalism types
:c
>>215063924project on
>>215063942think about daylight
>>215064005and the culture cycle
>>215063973it's by the same people as the wire and has ziggy as a major characteryeah it's good
>>215064005>>215064025think about this *dies inexplicably*
c:
>>215061872>>215061872>>215061872recycle
>>215064071>>215064071>>215064071
what is Canada doing
soo whats Canada doing
Bit of a piss take
KWAB
*hands these out to select thread participators*
