Diarrhea
>>215063981this isn't the /brit/ thread
>>215063944
>>215064002that's photoshop
>>215063944>Nacho fries no longer being offered at my local Taco BellEach day the faint vestiges of light within me dim a little further
everyone ive ever met named "ian" has been really really weird
>>215064098that's my name...
>>215064098Fuck... you reminded me of the worst Ian...I wont even share it because it's horrific.
>>215064246>>215064246REAL THREAD, NOT EARLY>>215064246>>215064246
>>215064098That's my brother's name...
>>215064281idgaf
What year and what country did your ancestors immigrate to America fromMe, Germany and Austria in 1842
Good morning sirs
i feel tense. i feel bad
>>215062056No I mean like corporations give kickbacks in the form of political contributions in exchange for exempting their prospective hires from the 100k jeet tax. Paying for privelage, basically, but not through official channels. That's just one way it could be abused I mean, though, not that it will be
>>215064426top of the morning to ya
penis!
>>215063999they didn't appreciate me talking about my bowel movements either. this board is dead
>>215064441holy kek
I was a few mm away from getting TRUGGED yesterdayTurning left and some retard oncoming decided to turn into the wrong laneI might upload a webm later
>>215064441what's wrong my guy?
>>215064695are you the guy that got assaulted on May
>>215064644why is my sorrow funny to you?>>215064717i have irrational fears. i am mentally ill
>>215064741Last time I got my ass kicked was 11th grade
>>215064772>i have irrational fears. i am mentally illLike what? I used to fear the cops catching me buying drugs and beating me, but that ones was very rational. I also fear my pressure cooker exploding and taking my head off.
had a dream that my mom owned a small chimp named Rory and a big gorilla named Mr. R. Rory wanted me to play with him but I was scared that Mr. R would get too overprotective, which in turn made him actually suspicious of me, so I had to leave the house. And I couldn't go anywhere else because my keys were still inside. There was also a giant rat looking things that, upon closer inspection, was actually two birds stuck together and which moved as one unit.
my dick is hard
>>215064918like fear that god is going to destroy the world, that some dead lady is hunting me, that muslims are going to hurt me etc
>>215064959for me?
>>215064981lmfao
>>215064982no i saw a hot girl on the log
>>215064959Hard to see without a magnifying glass lmfao gottem
>>215064981>like fear that god is going to destroy the worldI don't fear god but actual people doing that. >that muslims are going to hurt me etcIs there a racial or religious tension betweet muslims and christians where you are? Here they are chill.
>>215065077i live in belgrade. everyone is orthodox. currently i'm on vacation in eastern herzegovina. everyone is orthodox here too
But muh Kimmel
>>215065235then why do you fear the muslims?
>>215065235I see so it is irrational...the muzzies in blalkans who have been her for generations are usually chill. It's the refugees that come from bumfuck who knows where are the crazy ones.
In other news I made some fish today. With tartard sauce.
>>215064981>Fearing Bosniak Muslims in the big 2025Lol
>>215065301>>215065318i don't fear muslims hurting me *physically*. i'm scared of their prayers in which they wish bad things happening to non-muslims
>>215065478I wish curses happening to both of you so be scared of me
Every texas GOP politician needs to be sent to the gas chamber
>>215065409Looks delish
Sushi for dinner today
alex trebek is dead? WTF
>>215065409What kind of fish?
>>215065409
>>215065560I thought you were a bacala man uncle june, why you eatin SUSHI?
>>215065478Nigga what, even if they do that Islam isn't your religion if you shouldn't be scared of them because you are Christian and believe other religions are false.
i dont believe in god because i have basic critical thinking skills
i don't feel safe anywhere. this fear is eating me alive
>>215065570Sea Bream coated in panko and lightly toasted/fried in butter on a low heat. The other one is haddock. >>215065578>If only you knew
>>215065589i know that. that's why i said the fear is irrational
>>215065609what are afraid of?
>>215065609can it kill you already
>>215065656some undefined fear>>215065659i fucking wish
>>215065237so NOW you oppose this?
what are YOU afraid of? sheesh. got my caveman speak on this morning. "you tell Grug. Grug listen. what are afraid of?"
i hate unions
i hate onions
have been in USA on h1b visa working for amex since 2015, i am currently in mumbai for a wedding. I wont be back until october 1st. am i cooked?0
One of the most forgettable RPG’s I’ve ever played
Dad said he saw a three legged cat with a mouse in his mouth
>>215065846bait. you're just a smelly incel neet
>>215065846It’s a massive nothingburgerNow prove you are actually in India by posting Indian traffic
just redeemed a $100,000 google play gift card
>>215065846S T I N K Y
Is it true that if you bite into a raw onion it just tastes like a sour apple
>>215065918onions cost pennies. you can test this yourself
i dont want to go back to india
>>215065918tastes like an onion i imagine
>>215065918i don't think so
>>215065940stinky little baby you need a showerstinky little baby you smell real sour
But in his eagerness to prove he is in control of the story, and no one can tell him what to do. Stanley leapt from the platform, and plunged to his death. Good job Stanley, everyone thinks you are very powerful
Let's be real if you were Indian you'd try to leave India at all costs too
words can't express how i love being in the center of attention
>>215066074yeah, but i'm not indian so i'm trying never to be around themif i were a tick, i would try to suck the blood from your skin
>>215065957blud's flag changed
https://youtu.be/pdtq2UGxWZk?t=459Is it true that nowadays you'd never hear anyone on live television just casually mention his smoking habit?Seems to be some kind of taboo
>>215066104I wouldn't call hard-working and qualified professionals "ticks." I'd reserve that for all the trailer park trash who collect welfare
>>215066127You typically wouldn’t no, unless it was related to the conversation at hand How intelligible is Ancient Greek to you?
>>215066127Smoking is pretty rare nowadays, especially actual tobacco
>>215066162>hard-working and qualified professionals totally unrelated to the conversation at hand
europeans can just cross the street and change their flag easily
>>215066213isn’t this true of most canadians too
One of the worst things about the internet is it makes retards absolutely confident in they’re beliefs
Europeans be like "I visited 20 countries" meanwhile all of those countries fit inside Texas
>>215066249>Access to more information makes people retarded
>>215066249>they’re I’m going to kill myself
>>215066213They can even stop and have a beer.
>>215066274Yes
>>215066303I think you're the retarded one actually
>>215066127>Kano ena tsigaro ke fevgo
Europeans b like>It's been a stressful year, I worked 90 days, and for half of them I worked over 6 hours!
>>215066274
>>215066274It genuinely has, one of the main issues is that over the course of several years, it has incentivized short-form content that only dulls the mind. I’d suggest you read the shallows
>>215066171All texts originally written in ancient greek come like this, ancient on the left and translation on the right for every page.There's this weird phenomenon where if you try to read the ancient text you'd understand maybe 20-30% at best, but once you've read a couple of pages off the translated and get back to the ancient, suddenly everything clicks and makes sense.Wonder if any other language speakers experience this with their respective ancient language.
the internet needs to be regulated
>>215066334The top one is just forced conformity. If the person doesn't actually understand why it's wrong to fuck toasters then it doesn't matter.
>>215066349i've had the same experience reading beowolf
Hasan Piker was arrested
>>215066347>itThe internet did not do the things you're saying it did. This is the same argument as gun control. Just keep regulating the internet is guns or whatever without addressing the fact that people are crazy and stupid for other reasons
>>215066349I can’t relate to the other anon, Beowulf is completely unintelligible to mehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CH-_GwoO4xI&pp=ygUWQmVvd3VsZiBpbiBvbGQgZW5nbGlzaA%3D%3D
>>215066413If only that was true
>>215066349Whats "Platonos Apologia"? I can read Greek but never learned to speak it
deep
>>215066417Internet or guns* I hate typos so much it's unreal
>>215066331Yeah, it's more chill.
indias biggest export is indians
>>215066422hmmm. maybe it was a middle english translation of beowolf, or maybe it was a completely different middle english work
Anyone want to go on a date
>>215066391Deude is soyfacing at the football
>>215066480your treat?
>>215066480Yes, with Cristina MiliotiCan you hook me up?
i'm going to two slavas today
>>215066417I was going to type up a whole paragraph but honestly from past experience, taking to people like you is a waste of time. If you are actually capable of reading, read the shallows and then come back to me
>>215066443Sukdeep
>>215066522Fuck you want, a boutonniere?
>>215066513Looks like my brothers fiancee. Was so dissapoint that she was the mother from HIMYM
>>215066435Plato's Apology
what happens here
>>215066550You're wrong but attempting to maintain an appearance that you're right without demonstrating itThanks for sparing me the paragraph though
>>215066590I really shouldve sussed that out, and easily. Farnsworth! More coffee!
Not giving a (you) Read The shallows or better yet, read Elul’s technological society
>>215066595All kinds of stir fried shit
Would you Oprah?
canada is healingamerica is healingmexico is healing
>>215066667>If I make enough references without demonstrating I understand the material, I'll surely look like I know what I'm talking about Blaming the internet is dangerous commie rhetoric
>>215066689Ma che cazz how tf is mexico healing
>>215066689needs to be 100%
indians have moved on to Australia
Do deudes still give women flowers
>>215066740
>>215066565?
I view people who "hate ai" the same way I view tribal Africans approaching drones with spears.
>>215066765yeah>>215066813>Suzanstill would
>>215066708mexican democratic institutions are unironically stronger than ours at this point due to sheinbaum’s increased funding to anti-corruption policies. read into it, she might be a gay leftist but she’s making mexico much more tolerable than it used to be
good job anon. i know you're trying very hard.
>>215066814
>>215066843SENOOOOOR
>>215066838I don't want to go back to India sir, I want a high paying tech job and a white american girl with a blonde pussy sir, redeem the visa sir, thank you sir! Do you love India?
>>215066887i’m not mexican faggotjust saying our entire continent is getting better
>>215066843>mexican democratic institutions are unironically stronger than ours at this pointstopped readig there, brown hands.
>>215066689Recently I decided to check out some indian subreddits and a lot of them hate the indians that are making them look bad and shaming everyone who supports the degeneracy.
Too bad the next president will almost certainly reverse that visa shit
>>215066910Unless..
>>215066905i don’t think many mexicans on 4chan like sheinbaum though. i’m a political analyst
>>215066892No. But I don't mind hot indian girls.
>>215066910there aren't enough (good) american engineers to justify keeping the positions here. companies will just outsource everything.
i’ve never felt the need to BBCpost because i’ve got a big dick and i’m not white myself
>>215066956The whole migration issue would be totally fine if they only brought single women, and families. 99.9% of issues are single men
>>215066904i live in madison wi, this city two years ago used to be all white with some chinese, now I'm seeing a barrage of indians and they're all like childless single men in their late 30s, thank you
>>215066991nigga wisconsin sucks assi live in missouri and our Mexican population has basically disappeared overnight lmao
just spontaneously grew another pussy. that makes seven
Is it true Marius is a black people name in the USA?
>>215066965Guess we'll just have to muddle through.I'd take a mediocre american engineer over an Indian "expert" any day
>>215067030look in the mirror. that's eight.
I posted this in /brit/ 6 years ago>Crikey mate, you're telling me you've ain't NEVAH 'ad a girly? Balderdash! A young buck such as you 'ad ought to be rutting a peng dame every fortnite!
>>215067034le français est parlé aux États-Unis
>>215066988There are so many issues, diploma scams, h1b scams, outsourcing scams. Everyone responsible should be in prison. I don't mind the female medical students that come to study here, get their diploma and they fuck off but I don't want men.
>>215066991You have not found a white germanic girlfriend yet?
>>215067034Yes, and a low class one too
>>215066689The Canadian government is still letting in insane numbers of jeets. That it’s only 20% of applicants is kind of a cold comfort. Slightly slowing the pace of arrivals isn’t sufficient; I’ll only be satisfied when mass removals occur. Bare minimum, the damage since about 2020 needs to be reversed. A moderate position might go back to the 1970s immigration rule changes. Ideally, they’d undo all migration since around 1900.
Remember when this kind of music was briefly popular?https://youtu.be/YJVmu6yttiw?si=q34Rzbv5TYoHRY8HThoughts on that?
>>215067043XD
>>215067048That pic has got to be almost 20 years old at this point. It was old when i was posting it on /r9k/ back in 09
>>215067034Many Latinate names have become associated with blacks in the U.S. for some reason. Probably some kind of WE WUZ thing.
>>215067148kek, yeah I went to a couple of parties, shit sounds retarded.
>>215067148surreal that we used to listen to this unironicallyit's unbearable
>>215067148>>215067192Although he put out a track 2 years ago that was good imo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Vgo5S-_NM
>>215067189No stunad, slave masters gave slaves greek and roman names because it was fashionable and the trend stuck. You think blacks know about Rome? Youre fucking stupid
>>215067141i thought Carney’d government is planning to begin deportations in 2026? is that not true?
>>215067148the one that i found really annoying was “electro swing”
Is it weird to want to lie across a woman's lap and suck her tits like a baby?
>>215067189it's not even that complex. they just look at the bible for names. so roman ones are adjacent, and, you know. the fun ones are when they try to do it themselves. two highlights from my school as a kid: "latrine", and "yamajesty"
>>215067040public companies are legally obligated to pursue as much profit as they can. even if companies did buy into the politics, they can't settle for mediocre if they can get as-good or better labor for less.realistically, faang will be able to foot the bill for team leads and above because those will be legitimately valuable engineers, but everyone else will get dropped, the companies will prioritize the h1b's in the next round of layoffs, then start contracting or opening their own offices overseas. doesn't need to be india, you can get cheap labor anywhere outside of the US/CA/EU.
>>215067048Everyone is still talking about it
>>215067251only if you think of it as if you were a babyall that mommy shit creeps me out desu
>>215067249From what I understand, public opinion on migrants has worsened to the extent that even the Liberals have been forced to promise to tighten the migration numbers, but they’re lying politicians who aren’t yet actually making any changes for the better.
>Is it weird to want to lie across a woman's lap and suck her tits like a baby?
>>215065851What I remember:>no long hair on female characters>lots of old women in power (not necessarily a bad thing but it reduced variety and attractiveness of NPCs)>two weapon types: melee and ranged. very little variation within types>simplified attributes and perks limited roleplaying opportunities for class builds>you get a free spaceship immediately, too easy imoI only got to the second planet, really wasn’t impressed. They sold this game as “NV in space”
Like 20% of the catalog is just some butthurt leaf making threads about the US no matter what time you come here
>>215067283>latrinelmao
>>215067298I think it would be comforting but I wouldn't like larp as a baby or anything I'm sure there's a motherly aspect to it
>>215067332Price of being the worlds only remaining superpower
>>215067259brazilians are not unlike indians in the way they come here just to drive for uber eats
>>215067283There was a kid named I-Win Forever Smith in my school
>>215066689
>>215067385that goes hard
You aren't white if you don't like thishttps://youtu.be/J29s7wXUCGY?si=0RLnA4qE46eZu-ff
>>215067332he’s chinese. those posts belong on /pol/ by the way which is against the rules of this board
I bit the bullet and put $5000 of ZBAL ETF in my RRSPhow badly did I fuck up
>>215067453
>>215067380How could you tell someone is brazilian and not just think theyre latinx
>>215067508well they speak a different language for one
Spent $450 on 4 new tires with a one year warranty
>>215067315Chad doesn't concern himself with the opinions of others
>>215067462i'd ask what any of those abbreviations mean, but then you wouldn't want my opinion. ( ._.)
>>215067533How can you tell spanish from portuguese its all the same gibberish
>>215067567portuguese is much much uglier
I aspire to own a car one day
>>215067430>average Indian IQ of 76>good at mathHuh?
>>215067366>I'm sure there's a motherly aspect to itperhaps>>215067430seems like they are not, we had a kid in class that used to China and win first place in competitions, he had no hair or eyelids or eyelashes.
>>215067534which brand?
what are hungarian bitches i mean girls like
>>215067688big bobs
>>215067688hungary
>>215067688I fucked a half-Hungarian girl once. I had a bad time and never contacted her again.
>>215067666Dunno, Satan
Reborn from modern Japan into a medieval fantasy realm where chastity norms between men and women are completely reversed, Faust is an anomaly—a rare male knight. Raised as a frontier lord, he clings to his old-world values, often putting him at odds with his new reality. From the queen’s barely-there attire to a buxom duchess whose “diplomacy” borders on harassment, navigating court life is a daily trial. But on the battlefield, Faust is a warrior without equal—his skill alone can turn the tide of war.Now assigned to mentor the fierce yet inexperienced Princess Valiele on her first campaign, Faust embarks on what should be a routine bandit suppression. But upon arriving in a remote village, they are met with an unforeseen tragedy—one that will test his skill, courage, and honor like never before.
>>215067688hungary girl hungary
>>215067777Czeched
>>215067559ZBAL - name of ETFETF - Exchange Traded Fund (a collection of stocks and bonds. when you buy a share in an ETF it’s equivalent to buying an entire portfolio of diversified stocks/bonds. so instead of buying 1 share of Apple you buy 1 share of an ETF and get a mix of apple/google/smaller stuff etc)RRSP - Registered Retirement Savings Plan, a special account that lets you deduct the amount invested from your income tax for that year. you can’t withdraw money from this account until you retire thoughbeit and when you retire the withdrawals get taxed as income (the advantage being that you won’t be working when you retire so your taxable earnings should be low)
>>215067883*RRSP contributions get deduced from your income, reducing the amount you pay in income tax for that year
>>215067883that sounds like a reasonable idea. which either means my beginner's luck is on, or you just made a big mistake. but that's for retirement you to discover. i wonder if he'll remember this. hopefully, it'd be a chuckle.
>>215068143i look like that
>>215068240dear god
>>215068240
don't do nothing. i don't like canadians either, but pick your battles.
>>215068293>would (2).jpgwell let's see one and three.
Now this is literature.
>>215068364thats it, i have a duplicate
Hangovers exist as definitive proof that reality is fucking gay.
>>215068240You're Indian
Visiting a dear friend (the terlit)
Sure I have my flaws. I'm physically weak, I'm unintelligent, I'm uncharismatic, I'm ugly, I have a bad personality and low character, I often don't smell nice, I don't have a lot of interest or hobbies, I don't make very much money, I tend to tank every relationship I'm in including friendships, but you should still give me a chance and date me
>>215068532make an attempt at fixing one of those.
>MY DICK HURTS, I THOUGHT. I WASN’T IN the Middle Ages, but in an era eerily similar to it. I was in a world of miracles and magic. In fact, I was a product of a miracle; I was reincarnated from Earth and into this other world. But only one thought ran through me, Faust von Polidoro.>My dick hurts.>I couldn’t take it anymore. I was in a metallic chastity belt, but I hadn’t been forced to wear it by anyone. No, I wore this belt of my own volition. If not, I wouldn’t be able to last. There was no chance that I’d make it.>Sure, women showing off some skin wasn’t seen as shameless in this world, but for a healthy twenty-two-year-old man like myself, this was a troubling sight. I mean, why wouldn’t I get hard when this was the view? My cock tried its hardest to burst out from my metallic chastity belt. Only one thought ran through my mind.>My dick hurts.>This world was crazy. That was all I could conclude. This was a world where the gender expectations of chastity (and other roles) were switched. Only one in ten babies born into this world were men. Hence, women stood at the helm, and men were left in the shadows—or rather, they were securely protected. In fact, many men were captured from battlefields so that they could be sold off as sex slaves or prostitutes. This was the world I was in.
>>215068532you're perfect the way you are, don't change for anybody.
>>215068532>i'm uglythe rest of it doesn't matter, sister. looks are the only thing a girl like you needs. just fake it with make up, and lose a bit of weight
>>215068532you’re like me in quite literally every way
>>215068572post more this is very funny
I want to licksome cute eboys who live in the Midwest of the United States.
>>215068485im not thank god but i do love white women
what's your favorite book? for me, it's crime and punishment
>>215068662why in the midwest? they have the worst teams.
I’m a fucked up guy, y’know? Fucked up in the head.
>>215068696"Something Happened" by Joseph Heller
sorry mr kirk, had to do it mayne
>>215068532Want to know a red pill? The most important thing in dating isn't even that shit, it's just chemistry. Those other things can certainly make your net wider but the most important part is that you're basically presentable and consistently meet people
>>215068710who did this to you
>>215068696spring snow
>>215068751You should be saying sorry to yourself for thinking about this 2bh.
>>215068791I keep secrets, ese
I saw 3 hot mommas at the grocery store today
>>215068892like this?
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>215063944>>215068943Why did your flag change
>>215068943isnt it too late for coffee?
>>215068943be careful, caffeine aggravates anxiety.
>>215068929phwoar
i hate it when faggots start making fart noises with their vehicles when i'm out incel walking, no fucking cap next time this happens i'm throwing a fucking rock or something
I like how it’s impossible to work a full time job and stay in good shape and still have time for hobbies and relationships. That was a clever trick. No you’re right, it’s absolutely better to be overwhelmed and stressed out constantly. Being happy is for fags.
>>215068956why does everyone keep asking me this? obviously the b&h flag shows when i'm on some wi-fi and the serbian flag shows when i'm on 4g. i'm in herzegovina>>215068965no. sometimes i start drinking it at 8PM
>>215069070post makes me want to listen to "We Want Your Soul"
Im a pervert and I have no idea how to fix it.
>>215069070>I like how it’s impossible to work a full time job and stay in good shape Thats possible if you're dedicated to the fitness grind, or if you just simply starve yourself while at work.>and still have time for hobbiesYou can work on some hobbies during your break, especially creativity type hobbies>and relationshipsYeah idk about that I don't have any friends or gf
Venus of willendorf looking ass bitches
>>215069211Bit of the 'ol ultra violence tends to help
>>215069211Elaborate, what are some things that you do that make you a pervert
>>215069070The 40 hour work week is cruel torment but the key to staying in shape imo is to have a home gym
>>215069211it's not something you can fix, especially with internet access. you just have to restrain it.
>“My dick hurts.”>My survival instincts kicked in. I don’t wanna die. I don’t wanna die a virgin. I was a virgin back on Earth too. That was all I was. I don’t wanna die a virgin here. I unsheathed the magical greatsword that had been passed down by my ancestors and kicked the sides of my steed, Flugel.>“I, Faust von Polidoro, challenge those who wish to test their luck! Fight me if you dare!”>Killing the first person was easy. It seemed no one expected a man—a man who wasn’t a prostitute—on a battlefield. Many froze in astonishment as they heard my voice, and I used that opportunity to behead the person nearest me. I expertly rode Flugel straight for the enemy knight captain, who was surrounded by dozens of knights.>I couldn’t stop myself from voicing obscenities. “I’m erect!”>Amid the din and chaos of the war zone, I was still left with a predicament. My dick hurts. I killed the second knight and then a third as I shouted at the enemy.
Somebody please give me a few million dollars so I can actually enjoy my life and relax. >>215069224Yeah I know it’s not literally impossible. I just constantly feel like I’m running out of time no matter what I’m doing. It’s all because I need money to live. >>215069314I’m lucky enough to have a home gym setup. Definitely helps a lot.
>>215069415>My dick hurtsthis is how serbs say i don't give a fuck
Saw a cringe social media post
>>215069415>I couldn’t stop myself from voicing obscenities. “I’m erect!”
>>215069473reminds me of "bob's your uncle" which means "period, end of sentance" like when you're arguing with someone and wish to say you will speak of it no more
palestine is saved
>>215069600Nah it means "problem solved completed it mate"
>>215069660Milf alert
Just saw a ripped chad white guy riding his motorcycle in a wife beater next to an equally ripped black guy and it made me think of that one handshake scene from predator
The kikes empire is calling but they still have an ultimate orange puppet in their control
>>215069732what's the matter? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
>>215069737Falling* AHHHFFFHFHFHF I FUCKING HATE TYPOS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!
Talking Heads. Good band
>>215069732>get into fender bender>asphalt scrapes all the skin off his Chad armsNot very smart
>>215069784TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
>“As usual, you’ve got a nice ass, Sir Polidoro,” Duke Astarte said.>Her comments about me could be called sexual harassment. Anyone could be called short when compared to me, but she was tall for a lady, all five foot seven of her beside me as she wrapped an arm around my shoulder. In this world, these simple actions were undoubtedly classified as sexual harassment and definitely not befitting a noblewoman.>“Oh, you jest,” I said. “I’m acutely aware that rugged, muscular men like me aren’t favored.”>“It’s not an issue with me!” the duke said proudly. “I’m more of a butt person!”>She was a free spirit. Of course, her high rank likely allowed her to get away with most troublesome behavior.>“Oh, Sir Polidoro, when will you offer your body to me?” Duke Astarte asked. “We’ve already mixed our blood and sweat many a time in war.”>Yeah, I wanna fondle your tits too. What I’d give to rub my dick between your knockers.>“Duke Astarte, as I’ve told you before, I shall offer my chastity only to my future wife,” I said aloud.>I didn’t want to just settle for having sex with one lady throughout my entire life. My dream was to build a harem by gathering all the beauties I could find in my fief from ages sixteen to thirty-two. However, this nation saw virginity as sacred. Should rumors spread that I was promiscuous, my reputation and my land’s dignity would plummet. I likely wouldn’t be able to find an excellent wife, either. And so, I had to remain chaste. In my heart, I wept tears of blood as I gazed into the duke’s eyes.
>>215069665I guess they're kinda the same but in different ways, I've always heard it as I described (granted I've heard it like twice in parlance)
Mozbros...
im cooming. wat do?
Just finished my coffee and now I feel a poo brewing
>>215069791I always wear a jacket at least, but it's an enduro coat so it's probably not going to help much if I go down doing 75. I've squidded before and honestly it's not even comfortable, idk why people do it except for attention
>>215069924must be relieving. you get some weirdo online threatening to kill you, "oh, thank God, i can cancel those."
>>215069924why though? who would want him dead of all people
>>215069924https://youtu.be/ZopBuu2tSwg?si=HKkjmUWX1HA0dq5g
Alba, the world’s only known blue-eyed albino orangutan, hails from Central Kalimantan.
>>215070171Alba's cousins are dying so your slop can be made with palm oil
>>215070212no
>>215070235what's up mudcat
we are what we are
I gotta get the hell out of here.
>>215070302Is that why everyone calls me a pussy
>>215070412ur a pussy?
Would you let him build your bridge?
>>215070447well obviously not. his last one fell!
>>215070171My ancestor
>>215070436I'm just joking you silly billy
>>215070519ewwww nasty
>>215070600New
