HE FORGOT TO GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
Drinking water
Peeing some piss
>>215070730same
>>215070730>>215070753me too
Listening to morrisey
>Drinking water
>berg
Bottle of bluebird bitter for me. Was in the lake district dont cha know
i am also drinking water
I believe that we will win
>>215070778She would never fuck you
>>215070887What if one were to simple over power her...
Creating my own poop seal, as it were, in my rectal sanctum.
I fill my water bottle up straight from the tap in the bathtub my family thinks I’m weird they don’t understand it’s all the same water
Stop saying o algo you faggots
>>215070911esl moment
>>215070684Who forgot?
The dominant youth archetype of 2020s suburban and provincial America. The dinergoth sits at the mainstream convergence of once-niche culture: alt fashion, geek fandoms, and downward mobility.Formed online via Discord, TikTok, and YouTube, dinergoths mix formerly subcultural aesthetics like goth, emo, piercings, and dyed hair into mass-retail fashion. They openly display interests once seen as nerdy or deviant: anime, cosplay, furry culture, BDSM.Neurodivergent diagnoses are worn as identity markers.Unlike earlier subcultures, dinergoths aren't rebellious or ironic. Hentai and stagnation are just facts of life. Cultural touchstones include Deltarune, Hazbin Hotel, Genshin Impact, VTubers, streamers, and drawing OCs. They practice queerness as default, learned through fandom rather than theory.Dinergoths are suburban or rural, often working in service, warehouse, or anonymous office jobs. More Buffalo than Brooklyn. They prioritize comfort, creative hobbies, and online community over career status. Content creation is often seen as a lottery ticket out out a disenchanted world.Dinergoth traits now permeate Gen Z mass culture, but the archetype is clearest in the pierced, anime-addled, downwardly mobile alt-prole who thrives in the stagnation and placelessness of the American hinterlands.
>>215070929What about O'Galgo
>>215070941please don't encourage him
>>215070914>in my rectal sanctumMade from 5 different guys cum is it?
>>215070924the water from my bathroom tap tastes better than the water from my kitchen tapmaybe theres a dead rat or something clogging the pipe between my bathroom and my kitchen idk
>>215070885we win, we get a /mug/we lose amorin stays a bit longerall for the greater /mug/
Still waiting for Evri to show up…
>>215070971Wouldn't really be a poo seal then would just be a normal seal
>>215070800It's a Germanic suffix, not jewish.>>215070887Maybe not. But I'd still depopulate India for her.
common welsh W
>>215070995Formerly known as Hermes
jerk chicken en route
>>215070941Why, lad, I did!It's on the list of things to do along with such adventures as 'getting the BIG chips'>>215070967Have a fucking lad, can.
>>215071018Actually been better since the rebrand
nth for the gyaldem
Jerkin the chicken to some bunda
>>215071003>Maybe not. But I'd still depopulate India for her.cringe simp
>>215071008East anglia btfo
>>215070992mad how much i want to rim a weaponised bbc lads arse while he wanks over soogs tits then lick her clean from his jungle juice jism
>>215071094Is that the football finished now, Dad?
>>215071094You a tad zesty my boy
>>215071050Asked the evri delivery man about the rebrand way back he said same shit different name. Or cant polish a turd... it was a poo based idiom anyway
>>215070535Will ponder on that as I write my works, thank you.
>>215071073Brown
>>215070952not a word
Went clay pigeon shooting todayWas funI did alri
I feel inclined to blow my mindGet hung up, feed the ducks with a bunThey all come out to groove aboutBe nice and have fun in the sun
>>215071094erm
>>215071008>ynys mon
>>215071163your fascination with white women suggests you are, yes
1. Bald Foodie Guy2. McMaster3. Rate My Takeaway4. Gary Eats5. Harrison Webb
instead of the spar for some cans it was the supermarket for another bokkle of voddy for this weekend
>>215071145You speak to them? I just open the door and mumble thanks while snatching the parcel
>>215071183Skin blemishes showing through the filter
>>215071211Nope, just a racially conscious Aryan
i like big boobies
>>215071235you mocked the death of aryans just a few months ago
>>215071219Its a white guy not a paki and it was right after they rebranded so i asked
>>215071268I haven't been a communist for close to a year now
Right lads, what are we having for the BIG chips?The BIG fried chicken? The BIG halfpounder burger with bacon and cheese of course? Or er, the BIG fresh cod I suppose is the other option
How does "CansLad" (nickname he came up with for himself) forget to get cans?
Can hear raised voices from outside. Very unusual for round here
>>215071288i still remember you mocking german women being raped by soviet thugsi still remember you posting images of soviet soldiers defacing german graves with the butt of their riflesyou are a person not to be trusted
>>215071310Nons?
>>215071309It's a bit later than I expected, lad. I shall get them but thought I'd share that I'm a bit of a fucking twat for forggeting them
>>215071326Turning off the lights and locking the door. I don’t want involved.
poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84G2RVP9MA8
suicide is for poofs and women to attempt yet never commit
if you mention the huak tuah podcast one more time im going to go incel rage rage
the tongue one
I'm going to take over the CansLad brand and re-position it for a younger, more vibrant, audience.I'm thinking TikToks of the classic "BIG cans" catchphrase, maybe some brand sponsor deals with Coors.
Did you know that it is now illegal in Sverige to say "police, police, potato pig" to a cop?
Doing a big plop
>>215071288
>>215071403Why on earth would you think anyone here would care about this you permanently-online friendless FREAK
farts are stinking
>>215071452Lad, don't make me shove those coors cans up your arse
>>215071452Zoomers drink gay little fruity seltzers
>>215071511>coors cansVery grim
>>215071449
>>215071452Canslad should be like 'bruh im finna unlive myself fr' and then actually do it lol
>>215071511You're old, you're stale, you're still in the "mild and bitters" mindset. Pork scratchings. Kids don't want this, they want IPAs, they want ethically-sourced hops, culturally-exciting pub snacks.Move on from it, don't ruin what is a successful campaign.
been sometimes since suckling a can or two come night, should grab some soon methinks
>>215071547why is she always doing that
>>215071561>unaliveLad, ironically, continue living>>215071566You think Canslad is maerketing his life to a bunch of faggots? No, lad. Canslad lives for himself.
>>215071566
hiya huns im back
>>215071320he is definitely one of the types to seek NS on account of his general anti-social attitudes or need for an outlet for radical behaviour, if not simply as a vehicle for his identity, as opposed to merely adopting the philosophy for its own meritsmany such cases with commies (and self-styled 'nazis')
About to go play New Vegas but I will use console commands to max out all of my stats and get all the best equipment right after leaving the doctor’s house thereby ruining any real enjoyment id get from the experience
>>215071452"CansLad" but it's cans of Celsius and he gets on the "BIG spreadsheets". A relatable figure for young striver class office workers in The City.
>>215071601Did someone say bevargino?
Would you?
hi buns
>>215071635god no
so is rizz considered a verb, adjective or an adverb?
esoteric niggerism
confused pink witch
>>215071622You want a job? Looking for an editor for the Youtube Shorts. I think your vibe will fit in well at CansLad UK Ltd.
>>215071656shes so me
Me when I try to get European Bob on board >>215071566
can't imagine drinking beer waiting for 3 hours to get drunk i drink spirits to get shitfaced PRONTO
could be pizza time so you know. could well be x
bumped into mate from school in town todayturns out he's a woman now looks a bit like the one in the trans woman period cramps webmI would fuck her
>>215071652>verb, adjective or an adverbExplain like I'm 5 what are these?
>>215071689
>>215071652To rizz. Its obviously a verb
>>215071635more of an ellie kildunne man myself, though her half caste bf puts me off a bit
>>215071652you rizz someone but you also have rizz so it is both a verb and adjective
Negroidian maximalism
Off out with Liam Neeson to give a couple of you know whats a kicking
>>215071579the s in satatano diamond stands for snake
>>215071709grow up >>215071726isn’t rizz something you have, and not do?
>>215070995my inpost parcel has been out for delivery since tuesday only found out the other day that they merged with yodel on the 15th and from the reviews on trustpilot and twitter posts it has been a shitshow
didnt know there were fat buggers in teh 60s
>>215071776*rizzes you *
>>215071765quite enjoyed his naked gundelightfully stupid
Whats the /brit/ consensus on Gary from Gary's Economics?
>>215071566bitter is better than any of the modern muck you get nowadays
>>215071788*surreptitiously cums in my pants* haha yeah
>>215071783>Died eating a sandwich And no one was surprised
>>215071801he looks like will young after the aids kicks in
>>215071801grifter
im here on a saturday night so obviously somethings wrong with me but apparently every single uk lad is on cocaine every night they go out on the beers
>>215071765cosh'd
>>215071695Beercels will be 3 hours, 100 pisses in like "any second now".
me the pink witch you the green witch
What a beautiful creature, man. It's so cute and sexy when a girl strains to give birth to this big firm load. Everything about the process is so erotic: how full her ass must feel as she carries this hard turd inside her, the urgency of the tip pushing against her inner sphincter, her tight anus yielding and opening as the poop crowns, her rectum contracting, desperate for relief, the delicious crackle of a perfectly firm log gliding out of her most intimate and raunchy place. I love it all, and it makes me physically hungry for experiencing it all while my lips are sealed tightly around her little poophole
have to work on a tool for work I’m building but have absolutely no interest in doing soplaying around on my phone at my desk contemplating either a nap or a cup of vodka
>>215071822>Elliot did not die from choking on a ham sandwich, as has been alleged.rumour has it it was chicken paté
>>215071790Watched it in cinema stone cold sober 2 weeks ago in an audience of maybe 15 people and nobody laughed at all apart from at one scene where he said he shot a white man.
>>215071489>"I have always made allowance for this circumstance, and given orders that former Communists are to be admitted to the party at once. The petit bourgeois Social-Democrat and the trade-union boss will never make a National Socialist, but the Communist always will".Sir Adolf Hitler
drink to get pissed, just lightly buzzed
>>215071832Screaming
>>215071801quite interesting that he's extremely reticent to jump fully on board with the leftoid mantrainsists on being neutral on immigration for one when leftypol cannot stop wanting to mass import them just sticks to economics 100% a rare trait as anyone involved in the political scene dips their toe into literally everything regardless of their level of expertise.
the carlybender after finally uncovering who's been spamming tranny webms and saying inane catchphrases
a bit of eyeliner turns a homely qt into a pure sexo goddess
>>215071608yepspot on
Stuttering gimp Gareth Gates sex arse
>>215071903watched sober on the puterlaughed like a tard a couple timesdamn you lot are pisse froidshard to believe you produced johnny english
>>215071944sorry?
>>215071946they'd be a good couple
>>215071946Boobies
>>215071783Died of a heart attack in London, some claim while she was eating a ham sandwich, but actually she was asleep. No drugs in her system despite being a known drug user. Keith Moon died in the same room a few years later.
Good evening, all. Just finished a Charlie Bigham’s tikka masala and wow, it was absolutely delicious. Honestly, as good as, if not better than, what I’d get from the local curry house. Rich, fragrant, and full of flavour. I could happily eat it every night.
>>215071977Nah he’s not black
Thoughts about female cops?
>>215071982Ghosts then? Makes more sense.
For me, it's Danny off of Hear'Say
>>215072005english post this
>>215071996all by yourself? in one go?
>>215072008liabilities
>>215071982>, but actually she was asleep.sir sleep eater?
>>215071996Always get two curries when I orderUsually a tikka masala or a vindaloo and then a palak paneerAlong with some samosasEat half of each and then have the other half for another meal
>>215072008>judisk anti-sionistisk allianshilarious, the jew jewing jews yet again
>>215072018Scottish but yh
Lads still no idea what to get in the chip shop
Get the Harvey Price shagging his mum AI porn made
>>215071996Welcome to the Charles Bigham Appreciation Club
>>215072065why are you a cuck
>>215072041True>>215072050Yes
>>215072049check what stood where the vatican is
>>215072072spice bag
>>215072048How do you know which half to have?
kitasan burakku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffxKSjUwKdU
>>215072049And these prechristians where are they now?not very dominant are they
>>215072086is this göteborg? also we have like 20k jews overall so don’t really understand what their plan is
>>215072074Harvey is a genuinely lovely lad. Please refrain from mocking him, even if his mother is a slag.
swapped sugary drinks for the zero versions years agogot a coke now and it's actually grim, dunno how i used to drink this
>>215072137I have a bright pink Harvey Price hoodie. Think the money goes to a charity. Reckon his mum just pockets the cash, tho
>>215071996Well said!
>>215072130heard Gothenburg is becoming a bit shit these daysWas there 10 years ago and it was very nice
Beverley Turner's musky tuppence
>swapped sugary drinks for the zero versions years ago>got a coke now and it's actually grim, dunno how i used to drink this
>>215072153The real Coca Cola is still the best drink going, it's like syrup. Great stuff when you don't drink it often.
only wore my carly rae jepsen hoodie to work once and got the piss ripped out of me
UM x
>>215072184I was thinking that too, frogberg
>>215071996I had this for dinner. The packaging now says ready in 11 minutes, 10 minutes in microwave and leave to cool for one. I bit into a piece of chicken and it was still cold. Hope I get food poisoning and nearly die and can sue them.
Drinking Coke Zero and 7up, both zero sugar which means I can drink six at once
>>215072191that’s pretty noncey why do you own that
um
Need to put away my clean clothes, towels, and bedding. And do the washing up.
>>215072230um x
>>215072170architecturally is great, lots of beautiful historic buildingsit’s now filled to the brim with wogs and mystery meat, utterly sad to visit these days
art
>>215072229i am a fan of carly rae jepsen and purchased the hoodie at her "so nice" tour
>>215072229not really though is it
>>215072184Has to be full sugar versions for me. The zero ones make me sick, absolutely repulsive to me.
>>215072195Would catch the turds flying out her arse like I was at one of them teppanyaki grill restaurants
>>215072253Gothenburg was founded by Brits
>>215072184right that's you on the shit list
>>215072285kaytimmers, light or max or zero or whatever the shite is disgusting
>>215072130You haven't heard about this? Some pro-zionist organisation invited an IDF soldier to speak and a small group of old jewish boomers wanted to protest Israel's genocide in Gaza. Right-wing politicians sperged out on social media and called the jewish boomers disgusting animals because there happened to also be a Jewish school in the same building. The protest took place at 17.30 so after the school had closed and all the children were home, the staff at the school didn't even know about the protest.
>>215072195Is she bbqing bacon or belly pork?
>>215072253Does Gothenburg have a big goth scene haha
>right that's you on the shit list
>>215072323screaminging
I don't think I've ever tried coke zero. I don't often drink coke but when I do it's always the full sugar version. I don't like diet coke, I know that. That artificial sweetener stuff can't be good for you surely.
>>215072305yeah? >>215072338don’t follow national news, cbasaw though when tuffe uffe spazed out after some lady fainted
>>215072323howlign
>>215072347Alri L7
Distinctly remember the first time I was allowed to get a sugary drink from a vending machine when I was a child. Just by the exit in B&Q. A sprite. Good times.
Sprite doesnt have sugar in it
imagine if your cock could suck stuff up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qnC_M9bN48
saturday night lads get innnnnwhats the plans
FCM
>>215072391don't talk to me about the purity of coca colano cane no coca
I'm welsh but was brought up supporting united. For the last 5 years I've went to a match a year with dadberg. He still supports them and wants me to go to a match with him later this year but I'm really not interested in football anymore, especially as a plastic welshman supporting an english team. What do i do?
>>215072418Should have gone for lilt it's totally tropical
>>215072269No it is
>>215072452getting drunk and listening to ariana grande and crying
Orangina, now there's a refreshing drink.
kõrge-highkeskmine-moderatemadal-low
>>215072454Female Cenital Mutilation isn't a thing, bozo
>>215072452going to sort my washing and watch comfy videos
>>215072463Dont be a selfish bellend and go with your dad?
orangina? I barely knew her!
>>215072476fair, i'd cry too if i had to listen to that vapid whore
>>215072469i've said it's not so it's not, alright?
>>215072452about to switch my screens off to read my book as I wind down for bed
wild lopunny doing animations and theyre not even attacks/evades
Kia-Ora, now there's a refreshing drink.
>>215072476what's your favourite ariana grande song
>>215072508she's lovely and talented actually
There's a down syndrome on strictly come dancing
for me, it's rubicon
>>215072547is she now
>>215072452building more of my video gamedrinking fairly heavilyimgui is starting to get hard to use
For me it's January Jones
>>215072555>rubiconEnjoy the exotic flavours of these
>>215072545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_JNpPN7Dfo
At the local Vietnamese as it were
>>215072463wont be as many oppurtunities to spend time with your dad as time goes on mate. plus i always found live football quite fun even though i'm not really a fan
>>215070684
I like that strawberry mirinda you get from the paki themed chicken shopstastes like yoghurt kinda>>215072555pomegranate and the blue one are yummy scrummy
>>215072463I think you can spare one day of the year to make your dad happy
starting Tali's loyalty missiondon't think i ever romanced her
>>215072512Go boot up your Tor browser and fuck off you menace
>>215072593looks crap
>>215072586sexo
>>215072593Those glasses are from Ikea!
>>215072527I found shiny male lopunny in gorbals
>>215072593Ever shagged the two opposite you?
>>215072593white boy be like lemme get that plain ass ricehold the flavor dog
>>215072611dont know what that so i won't
mega lopunny (male)um
>>215072522what book pal>>215072547nah mate she's a skin puppet for fat sweaty UMG execs>>215072584great stuff
ah yes vietnamese foodcold rice and a little rat meat
I was in a 1:1 meeting with an employee who asked if she can work from another country for 2 months.I immediately approved it. She was shocked and asked, "Don't you want to know the reason why?"My reply was, "You are not required to share your personal details. Just let me know what you need from me to be successful in your role. And I will show up for you.We are all adults. You choose how to get your work done. Come to the office fine. 9 to 5? Fine. Work from home. Fine. Leave early. Fine. Work from another country? Fine.
>>215072633literally me
>>215072624Yes
>>215072584tell me about your game
>>215072664they have pho and banh mi (stuff they got from us)
>>215072547Remember after the Manchester bombing she didnt visit the kids and left the country only to come back later
>>215072672That same linkedin freak will be totally against remote working in a year
>>215072723she was experiencing PTSD and still donates christmas presents to manchester childrens hospital to every year even now 7 or 8 years later fuck off
>>215072713no
>>215072323>1890mental how old this is
>>215072672what job is it?
>>215071020well turns out the slop driver left the order outside some random's house, searched my street but to no avail did I get a call? did I fuck ffs just wanted something to fucking eat on my ONE lazy night
>>215072717>phoFrench people claiming they invented noodle soup now
>>215072753My company just went from 3 days in office to 4 days and it’s shitThey’ll drag us back to 5 before you know it
3 tins of heineken and 200ml gin and a sterling red and im still sober fuck this shit
>>215072723why would she visit the kids? to finish them off? what's wrong with you?
>>215072791The millionaire donates one days earnings to kids? How generous. Maybe she should have spoken out against Islamic extremism
>>215072803you've been utterly done unfortunately
why are Brits so terrible at data analysis?
>>215072804no, but they got it from our own pot au feu (hardly original i agree) they just mixed our stuff with their own and called it pho
hungrymight pay a little paki on a moped to bring me a bighams
>>215072809sorry lad I was talking to a fellow brit, I don't remember signing up to some yank's blog
don’t read any post just look at the silly pictures these days
feeling a lot better after my soup
>>215072832Why would she visit kids who got injured attending her concert. Cant imagine mate. Boggles the mind doesnt it
>>215072584Which game engine are you using?>>215072796Come on lad spill the beans
>>215072856do not support pakis in any capacityyou got food in, don't you?
>>215072840dont have a fucking clue mate and no idea why you posted this
>>215072863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MR2-v4oYg
>>215072872you the lad that was sick?
>>215072861absolute belter of a post
>>215072856This is not Bigham's enjoyer behaviour
>>215072894that’s a good picture that is
>>215072875woosh
>>215072840*brutally anal-lises you *
>>215072872i had homemade chicken and vegetable soup earlier, hangover was vanquished
>>215072796I knew you would do this you stupid fucking CUNT
>>215072845Have noticed that around that age basically every kid has at least one really weird encounter Think it’s just a mild hallucinatory thing that must happen as the brain develops Mine was a weird blue man under my bed
>>215072882kek you don't know how to do basic plots in R? dumbass lol
>>215072900Yh thanks for the recommendation
>>215072953glad you're feeling better
>>215066324>>215066324>>215066324recycle
>>215072937*bursts into tears*
>>215072937alright lad don't get all cocky because you know how to make some graphs
biz idea: start calling jeets oompa loompas
i will always be enough
>>215072960>>215072960>>215072960
>>215072975can’t say that
>>215072840what a gay and boring post
phoaraoaoar
>>215072978they aren't slags lad
>>215072876ive told people i know irl now and i cant tell people here but i will say im building the entire thing without an engine - the 90s way of building the engine as you get on with the game
fake
potatoes in her bra
