The secret of femininity edition >>215076671
>>215079947he's unironically correct. only foids would disagree
>>215080080SOVL
>>215080025>And my brother lays upon the rocks>He could be dead, he could be not, he could be you>He's chameleon, comedian, Corinthian, and caricature
"brat" is a pedo dogwhistle
>>215080085VGH the sissy bucks of the NFL
>>215080080Tomo is fucking annoying as shit but I still love her for some reason
>>215080114no it's not it's a bdsm thing, RETARD
>>215080114what about “brap”
>>215080120yomi > minamo > sakaki > chiyo > kaguya >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomo > yukari
>>215080068bogpilled
>>215080119blacks are already very high in estrogen that's why they always have matriarchal societies
Elaine needs correction
In hunter gatherer society, 86.2% of males who survived until adulthood reproduced. This is some of the highest in the animal kingdom
>>215080182So basically guys who want a MOMMY gf should go black?
>>215080198lisa needs braces
>>215080208I want to be her friend
>>215080208Photoshopped face
>>215080182is that why so many black men are homosexuals too? like disproportionately high numbers compared to other races?
>>215080208mid whore. the average white woman mogs her
>>215080210no they should stop being faggots and get their TEST checked
>>215080208This shit was so embarrassing
hop the fuck in https://spotify.link/1MTKDlunPWb
>>215080208risha need blasesu
>>215080148TRVKE
>>215080238probably. might also be because black guys always get raped by they auntie when they be 12 (not lying here, blacks get molested far more than everyone else)
>>215080234How mentally ill do you have to be to photoshop your face
>>215080250I use my mom’s Spotify account I don’t want her to get tied to any of you freaks
I swimmin through the future mindsauce again, prisonfrens <3
Brotherbergs both have home gyms
RAM subedish
>>215080208why is this obviously heavily edited photo of a very mid woman still making the rounds?
Is it just me or is there something wrong the 4chinz todays?
>>215080269Big fan of this image
>>215080250I don’t have a Spotify acct albeit
>>215080269awful fanart
>>215080284I bet she gives phenomenal blow jobs
birds are cute, useful, friendly, respectful, intelligent
>>215080296it's not edited, stop being blind
>>215080284I can tell that bitch isn't American
>>215080326BruhLook at the lines on the wall to the left of her face
>>215080273the kind of mentally ill that's deeply embedded in the bug mind>>215080326absolute fucking retard
>>215080345optical illusion
>>215080323I’m fascinated with how prey species seemingly tolerate each other’s existences
>>215080323I want to be this chill. This dude is the most chill.
I need the creatine! Aaaaggghh!
>>215080394Literally me
>>215080364it probably feels good getting all those ticks removed so he wants to be still and not startle the birds. the one going near the eye is what made him a bit nervous
as they focus on SAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIILOOOOORS FIGHTING IN THE DANCE HALLOH MAN, LOOK AT THOSE GAY MEN GOits the freakiest SHOOOOOOWWWWtake a look at the LAAAAWWWWWMAAAAAN, BEATING UP THE WRONG GUY
>>215080394This is the woman equivalent of plapjak
>>215080322So do I
I'm gonna find a 90lb japanese girl and throw her around like a toy
>>215080523Never post here ever again
>>215080532based
>>215080523alto por favor
How many steps a day do you walk?
alright, i'm halfway through the event. i don't feel like messing around with it any more. i'm tired. i wish these games didn't always try to drain the blood out of you
>>215080532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCaMwqtwJTc
my name is actually John Smith. I feel like a fucking NPC
>>21508055014.780 todayyou?
>>215080396t. novak djokovic
>>215080564Ok but at least you aren't named dick or something
Write the lyrics of a song you like but replace all the words with the N word
>>215080564Just take your wife's last name
>>215080590Looks like a friend of dorothy
>>215080314Proposed portmanteau for “fan art”fart
>>215080590Are those Toms? We need to bring those back
>>215080590Dominicans are drug traffickers
>>215080580Went 30 minutes on the treadmill going 3.0 mph. Went to go grab a drink and doing another 3.0 for 30 minutes. Gonna see if I can sleep right after
>>215080523Brian-tier post
>>215080625No they're not
>>215080598Deranged post
The Terminator is here right now. He’s listening. You can’t reach out and touch him. But he’s there.
It's fucking smoky outside
They just announced trump had a stroke and is in critical condition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD1M6XAQELg
>>215080715source: the hinsdustani times
>>215080715Vishu revenge on the banchlod blastard
They just announced I'm gonna have a stroke and will be in critical coomdition
>>215080743I'd stroke you
This episode is about circumcision
>>215080715Who announced that
FOB
lil wayne - lollipop
bussiness offer: he gets to fuck kidsyou get less jeets
>>215080768I did
Xitter changed now every image loads in low quality
>>215080793I don't have a problem with Trump fucking kids, it's the hypocrisy that I hate
>>215080323
>>215080785
I'm not a real personI do not deserve happiness or anythingI will not assimilate
>>215080836lol
>>215080785It's so gross for a hideous artist like him to make songs like that. Makes feel so bad for the daddy issue women that end up laying with him
>>215080768The indian consolate
>>215080820Your mom said my loads are high quality
https://youtu.be/XWMCkyAHOSsim really feeling it..... the piss water beer.....
>>215080851Can I see?
>>215080836>fuck it just promise you'll forget after this threadAnd we never did
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyll7dlg7lo
>>215080871No
>>215080689what did i do?! come on man, i'm not having kids, i'm not in tech, i didn't do anything!
when i was a kid my biggest dream was to appear on jeopardyi just remembered this and thought "why not" i mean on the show a lot of contestants are giganerd socially awkward types i dont think i would look that freakish there
>>215059522Pro-freemason/neutral
>>215080897>The White House then on Saturday clarified the fee will not apply to current visas or renewal applications.kek so its another nothing burger
Being an adult sucks donkey balls
Kramer being based and redpilled
>>215080916Being on TV would make me nervous and I would spill the spaghetti (remember when people used to say that?)
>>215080941Stop laughing it isn't funny
I use discord.I use TikTok.I use 4chan.
i use 4chan, thats it, gg
Having lots of body hair is associated with being low class, but thick body hair is a product of being high testosteroneHigh T is low class
>>215080961Discord is for children or pedophiles but I use the other two
>>215080836zesty
>>215080959LOL
>>215080897Meanwhile our country with 10x fewer people accepts 10x as many people who aren't even skilled or educated yet
>>215080961I use 4chan and reddit and Instagram and snapchat
>>215080971it is because manual labor is high T and low class
>>215080959loool
>>215080945I was interviewed by the news once when I was waiting outside a gun shop for it to open. They wanted to interview the owners because some laws had changed that were going to drive them out of the city. The interviewer asked me what I thought of the laws and why I was there, to which I said it's not really going to bother me because I'm here for reloading supplies. She asked mw what that was, I explained in brief, and she looked absolutely petrified. I looked like an autistic unibomber in the interview but I'm a clean, good looking guy so I guess she thought it was safe
>>215080945yeah thats what im saying man half of the contestants wear like bowties and spill spaghetti anyways
How many of you are circumcised?
>>215080931I wouldn't say nothing, it still means we're going to get much less jeets going forward Libtard
>>215081006what are reloading supplies?
>>215081041i was and they fucked it up and made my dick crooked to the left
>>215081059supplies that allow you to reload spent brass casings with fresh bullets
>>215081096How many times can you reuse the casing?Is it worth it?
>>215081096don't understand how she'd be mortified about that
>>215081121I love sketti
fucking starving
>>215081096what supplies? gun powder and projectile?
>>215081006Are you 32
I feeel fucked I feeeel fucked up uh oh
I don't like pasta, too many calories for how bland it isI understand it's meant to be a mode of transport for the sauce, but that is also very high in calories
>>215081111depends on the caliber, gunpowder load, and quality of brass. sometimes 10-25 times per casing.high quality 45-70 brass can withstand 15-20 uses and that's a fukken beefcake of a round.
canadians be like"this stringy dough too spicy"
is there a ladies room in here
>>215081111It depends on a number of factors, but as few as 5 and as many as ten or more>is it worth itI think so. It saves money, sure, but honestly with the time investment it all comes out in the wash. The real benefit is accuracy and customizability. Factory loads are garbage>>215081126She didn't know that you could make your own ammo, and for people like me those laws would be meaningless (i.e. completely ineffective)>>215081150Powder, primer, bullet ya. There is a lot that goes into it (or you can just slap some shit together and call it good if you don't really care what you get)
>>215081184what a queer, womanly thing to say.
Whatever happened to him?
>>21508115736, why
>>215081237>She didn't know that you could make your own ammo, and for people like me those laws would be meaninglesslol based
>>215081245His life went sideways
>>215081241post your big fat tummy
shitting
Like it or not homosexuality and transgenderism are incredibly high class and aristocratic
Hasan always calls Destiny; Sexpestiny
>>215081276If you exercise you shouldn't be worried about calories. If you're a skinnyfag gollum bodied shut in you would care.
>>215081237oh yeah this was a thing in fallout
>>215081255How do I avoid getting murdered, stabbed, robbed or raped?I'm 25.
Registered for handshake, going to try to land a slave internship
>>215080961insta is better
No one cares about e-celebs fuck off schizojeet
>>215081299nigga I'm not going to do an hour of cardio just to cancel out some shitty pasta I'd rather just not eat the food in the first place
>>215081297its a corny nicknameall the kids call him epstiny
have you guys heard about that negro singer d4vd who dismembered his 14 yr old gf and left her head and torso in the trunk of his car?
who won’t me?
>>215081339>I'd rather not enjoy some of the most delicious culinary creations of all time>because I'm a lazy bitchOK(?)
I have never used insta or snap I'm such a fucking incel
>>215081200>>215081237Wow that's wild i didn't think they were that robust
>>215081310Idk man you just have to keep your head on a swivel at all times in public. People looking to rob someone aren't going to go for the guy that saw them a block away and crossed the street, they're going for the guy that's been staring at his ipad playing pokemon go the whole time. Situational awareness is about having the wherewithall not to be in places/situations where that can even happen
>>215081297What you think about ac7ionman
got an ingrown hair on my ballsdidnt even know that could happen
>>215081391normal blacktivities
>>215081339Counting calories is womannish behavior
never heard of d4vd
>>215081391Even the rich and famous ones are murderers
>>215081302It was one of my favorite mechanics in NV and they MURDERED it because bethesda is gay and cringe
Stop replying to schizo-jeet
>>215081398Yeah it's really worth it if you shoot long range, high caliber rounds like .300, .375., .338, etc. as they can cost $5-7 a round. Reloading can cut that cost in half, plus you can customize bullet weights and powder loads for whatever you're trying to do.
>>215081339Tell us your cardio routine
>>215081438>>215081470suck my DICK
Sky Ferreira really released the best album of all time and dipped forever. Brazy
>>215081393i won't to carve your name into the moon's crust <3
What's your favourite comedy movie? Mine is Scary Movie.
>>215081491Ariella Ferrera is better
Black peoples lips are too big
>>215081434VGH pull it out boss
>>215081521Gremlins 2>>215081528HEW?
>>215081521Death of Stalin Animal housePorky’s
>>215081445That's so sad.Why did he do it?Why did he murder an underage girl?
>>215081564>HEW?guugle it
>>215081548are you also thinking of that dindunuffin guy form yesterday
>>215081491Nah
how long do you shower for
>>215081553dont wanna scar my nuts so i shant i hope it goes away soon though this shit is uncomfortable
>>215081595Like 20 mins.
>>21508159525 minutes, I am very thorough and find it relaxing too. Helps ease some muscle strain after working out. I do some stretches in the shower too.
>>215081586More so thinking about the image that was just posted, but his were absurdly big too
>>215081609>>215081613i shower for about 10 minutes
>>215081608PULL IT OUT it'll be satisfying
>>215081432Never heard of him
>>215081445>it's just because of socio-economi-AAAAACK
>>21508159515ish minutes usually maybe a little bit longer if im not in a rush
>>215081569he probably got her pregnant
>>215081595Used to think it was 20-30 minutes because i took my time and never checked but it's usually only 10 minutes
>>215081608cut off your balls with a set of pruning shears and call yourself Jasonetta
>>215081634if it pops through the skin i probably will but its just like a red painful bump right now
POGGERS!POGGERS!
I dislike olives
>>215081671Queen is dead.
what are some chill beats?
>>215081705You think you can deport me back to india you corn-fed white boy? FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to parallel park on my driving exam 12 year ago and since then I have parallel parked exactly 0(zero) times
>>215081705Idk but my favorite hip hop produced is RZA
>>215081688when i go to harveys i get olives on my burger
>>215081719must be nice living in the land of parking lots
Taylor would never kill someone and leave them in a Tesla
>>215081637how you gon kill a beautiful light skinded angel
>>215081633Here's my shower routine:>soak for a few mins>wash hair 2-3x>wash face while washing hair>rinse hair with water>rinse hair with apple cider vinegar >rinse with waterAt this point I'm about halfway thru my shower. >load up loofah with soap>wash my arms, chest, sides, back, groin, each leg, ass>put some soap on my fingertips and clean my asshole >pay special attention to my groin, gotta clean that shit thoroughly>clean my dick>check balls for lumps>rinse body thoroughly>dry off (yes I do the buttfloss with the towel, doesn't matter cause I clean my ass)
>>215081646Or he wanted to break it off and she threatened to go public. That happens a lot
>>215081753I just use bar soap
>>215081694That song is great
>>215081753>>215081764I forgot that I put conditioner in after the apple cider vinegar.
>>215081727My uncle has a bmw that parallel parks with AI or automatically, like literally what's the fucking point? There are already self-driving cars, why would you go to the fucking dmv to get a license, thank you
>>215081245I'm still lurking. What's up?
https://www.youtube.com/live/xt69s8PG6rc?si=keS7-kDPyN8JsK1jthis just randomly showed up on my youtube recsnot into black girls but.......
>>215081783How was your day?
>>215081779They're starting to make motorcycles with automatic transmissions. What has this world come to
>>215081808I'm indian so just fucking guess motherfucker, fuck you, you corn-fed white boy, fuck you!!!!!!!!!
>>215081245Who’s this?
>>215081779the less control normies have over cars the better
>>215081609>>215081613>>215081638>>215081647>>215081753I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>215081849Just pay $100k
>>215081889i just take a shower when im feelin stinky
I fucking love the insult "corn-fed white boy" fucking hilarious, thank you
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
you're welcome
ITS THE THUGGISH RUGGISH BONE
>>215081916Anime isn't real life jason, you're not going to get a white teenage girl to suck you off if you're not chadthunderstruck, thank you
EVERYONE HERE IS A CORN-FED WHITE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215081916>>215081930rather homosexual behavior
just had some salmon
>>215081808Fine but I guess slightly taken aback seeing my photo reposted in /cum/
>>215081967Riddle me this Jason, what's the fucking capital of Wisconsin?
>>215081979W
>>215081979That's easy, it's Milwaukee.
Milwaukee make the best cordless power tools and it's not even up for discussion.
just smoked some weed
>>215081959Jason is a corn-fed white boy, he should be suckign an indian's dick
>>215081969I keep everyone's photos
>>215082035how do you determine whether any particular white boy has been fed corn
>>215082038Post your faces of /cum/ folder
stepmother is going off the deepend because of charlie kirk, like actual schizophrenic mode
>>215082035Jason gets pounded by Ohio skibidi BBC, he's pozzed which is why he always looks so skinny and sickly.
>>215081940Im not gayson
Got firedgonna take a couple weeks off from working before looking for a jobMaybe i should go to a bar and get shitfaced i 've never been to a bar. The cost always scares me away as well as the plethora of herds of scary normiesIdk what's the cheapest way to get drunk at a bar just do shots of whiskey?
>>215082060it's not up to you, you are gayson.
I got pounded by a cute mexi boy just a few hours ago...
>>215082063>Economy absolutely fucking ripping hot due to the new president>somehow get firedWhat did you do?
>>215082063Same.>Idk what's the cheapest way to get drunk at a bar just do shots of whiskey?At a bar? idk but the quickest is a cheap bottle of vodka
>>215082069>pic>textchecks out
hello maddahella fadda
>>215082063Get drunk off beer instead, it's more fun
>>215082044You didn't get the joke? Holy fuck motherfucker, you know nothing about America, buy the trump card and cum to America
>>215082063only boomers still go to barsare you the guy that got bullied out of a job by pizza man?
>>215082063Just have some beers and play shuffleboard or darts
>>215082109>only boomers still go to barsNot true at all
baffles me how people can be barflys these days, beer is so expensive
>>215082038Dang. I wish I would've posted a more flattering photo then
>>215082118BYOB
>>215082107corn syrup?
>>215082096
Pizza toppings of choice
>>215082080>>Economy absolutely fucking ripping hot due to the new presidentWhy do you make the economy sound pornographic? >>215082087>SameWhat did you do to get sacked?>>215082109>are you the guy that got bullied out of a job by pizza man?Yes that's me. The Italian owner also didn't like me very much & was very much a prick. I'm fine with losing the job. i didn't really jive well with anyone there
>>215081753Good routine
today's paper
>>215082118I brew my own for like $50 per 10 gallons or so
>>215082141>What did you do to get sacked?Company wasn't getting enough business
>>215082141>i didn't really jive well with anyone therehow did you get hired? did you fake it for that one day?
>>215082150This is literally just outer /int/
>>215082063I've been there, sorry bruther. Hopefully it was a job you hated and there's a silver lining in that you're free of the torment.
>>215082150Orange man orange man orange man orange manWHEN ARE WE GOING TO STOP HEARING ABOUT ORANGE MAN
>>215082141Better question is why does ripping hot sound pornographic to you
>>215082098I like beer but it seems more expensive at a bar A shot is like what $3-4? One beer by contrast can be much more while not getting you as drunkseems inefficient and expensive
>>215082169He’s the president of the United States. They tend to be newsworthy
>>215082137sosig, mushroom and onion
>>215082169Two or three hundred years after he dies
>>215082069by a brown abomination. this >>215081245 is me btw
Need my pussy licked
>>215082222today's paper
Might cop
Finger on the trigger.
>>215082150>>215082229Literally every headline is about trump and they even have a tab abut trump, this is insanity
>>215082219you have gay lips
>>215082229the fuck is bagram?
>>215082157Idk I have worked in a lot of kitchens. It wasn't much of an interview he just took me in a circle around the kitchen pointing stuff out. I asked when i could start and that was that Worked there for a couple weeksKind of mystified as to why they're hiring someone when it's a tiny kitchen and they're already at capacityThere's just really not room for another person
trouble with me is i'm possessed by an evil spirit
Need to get my dicklet wet with my cum sauce
>>215082262kinda gay
>>215082285how
Might take an evening nap
I's gonna eats me a watermelon
>>215082244that shirt doesn't make any sense tho, he couldn't even stop 1
*starts whistling dixie*
why do i have /cum/ open in two different tabs
Hard to enjoy life when you're caught up in this constant grind
>>215082319What's the point of an exclusive airport lounge when it's full up with crowds and they let nonwhites into it?
the first Nobody is legit one of my favorite action movies of all time. Nobody 2 is pretty good, but not as good as the first one.
I want to sext with a mature milf
>>215082248I only have sex with women. I wish I was a virgin still but I succumbed to the pressure of a wom. Lip health is not homosexual
NEW>>215082336>>215082336>>215082336
>>215082357Yes it is as good as the first one
>>215082370keep telling yourself that sweetie, I know what you are
