Literature edition
steaming
What can I do to make myself more attractive to posh upper class British women ages 20-30
New academic year looms
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaginglike 90% of gay terms for homosexual activities originated in the United Kingdomwhy is this
>>215080264Have a criminal record and be completely unsuitable for them in every way
I find it so interesting how Islam forbids depictions of Muhammad, and Jews often censor God as G-d, meanwhile Christians put Jesus on everything they possibly can.
>>215080264Just be AmericanIt’s really fucking easy to fuck in Britain as an American man since we’re stereotyped to be masculine and hung
The autumn wardrobe is in progress
right well that's an umturtle moving incredibly slowly
>>215080304Where is Power bottom from?
>>215080230amazing OP
>>215080196most of your country looks like this. you can find a few trees next to each other, but most of your population is hours away from anything that could truly be called a forest. Combine that with the fact we're on the 'chon and my claim is not without foundation
feeling suicidal
>>215080304>gay terms for homosexual activitiesas opposed to straight terms for homosexual activities?
>>215080342:(
>>215080324what if I have a 6" (15.24cm) micropenis
>>215080309Iconoclasm has always been a thing in Christianity Islam is just a spinoff of heretical Christian sects
>>215080342stop saying daft things.
>A sign outside a toilet cubicle in the Duke of Wellington gay bar in Soho which explains that it is one person per cubicleWhy is this sign necessary
>>215080324Tiresome bait again
>>215080230scottish vs irish
>>215080381
Felt sick all day and then realized it’s just from sitting in my hot apartment all day
U.K is 2% natural forest
>>215080309The Muslim nonfigurative image shit would be cool if they weren't such spergs about it. I've been to some old mosques in Spain including the Alhambra and the pattern work they did is amazing.
>>215080338>but most of your population is hours away from anything that could truly be called a forestmate, where do you think most of your population lives?
northern place names be like >Carlton Scroop>South Rauceby>Quarrington>Heckington>Scredington>Wyberton>Frampton>Leverton>Holdingham>Leasingham>Helpringham>Leadenham>New York
Tarquin wants you to go to war against Russia But it's a war you will never win. A war Poland or Estonia will never win
>>215080338We've got some mad places names haven't we? Carlton Scroop?
Yaranai ka
Oh Mother of PealI wouldn't trade you for another girl
>>215080421They can’t beat some Slavs like two miles away from Moscow Pretty sure NATO could beat Russia pretty easily
>>215080338Americans: Britain is tiny you can drive the whole thing in hours. Pathetic Also Americans: you cant have been to a forest thats hours aways
>>215080338Brother most of our country looks like this
>>215080366its not daft my life has gone nowhere in the last 8 years sick of it
>>215080230Why is the quality of Blood Meridian such a controversial matter? Is it because it got massively popular?I've always thought it's an amazing book and despite the fact I usually forget everything about a book but the gist a couple of months later, I can still recall many scenes from BM even though I read it in 2017/18.Everything that happens during and after the Yuma encampment is great literature. Don't see anything pretentious about the book
Rain. Soft in the dark. We take a left through the deepening park. Grass. Soaking and warm. Past the iron gates, August has come.
>>215080471You should read flashman and the redskins
what is /brit/ stance on taoism?
>>215080454and we get shot at skewl, but we weren't talking about USA
can any yanks explain unincorporated towns to me please
>>215080471Yes, it's literally just because it's popular. It was worshiped by this website for years and now that normies know about if everyone has to pretend they hate it now.
>>215080479Bums against the walls lads theres a puff in town
>Pretty sure NATO could beat Russia pretty easilyLelAnd who exactly is fighting for NATO? A few poles?
rorke you're my little knight in shining armour
>>215080468are you still looking for a gaff or given up
I'm actually good at charming girls one on one but it's always some fucking nigga that comes in an cockblocks me
Do we enjoy making fun of mentally unwell individuals as it reimburses us for our own shortcomings in life?
>>215080417you're giving them too much creditactual norther place names:>sewerby>Newton under Roseberry>yarm>slaggyford>bampton>boot>diggle>Horton in Ribblesdale
get the chazzie big's scranned
>>215080528gave up bc living alone i would never speak to anyone outside toil and would likely kill myself before long
>At least I'm not in Communist Britain!
>Pretty sure NATO could beat Russia pretty easily
>>215080533>reimburses us???
>>215080505Means they aren’t really a town with their own municipal governmentSo they only have county government and no local services
>>215080586Look how russian steamrolled ukraine in 2weeks. Nato wouldn't stand a chance
>>215080575we both know you could get a bf if you actually triedplease be nice to yourself :c
>>215080505no municipal governmentthe lowest level of government they have is at the county or state levellikely also means few or no services, and mostly private funding of services (because no municipal taxes)
>>215080621i am profoundly ugly and no social skills and no emotional intelligence whatsoever
>>215080578that's much closer to Shitain than the nice states in the US
>>215080417>>215080534Southern place names:>Catbrain>Ovary>Piddletrenthide>Great Snoring>Brown Willy>Loose Bottom>CrapstoneAre these supposed to be any better? I thought you poofters were civilised
>>215080614Can anyone be elected sheriff? Do you need to be a policeman
>>215080596I'm not going to make fun of you
>i am profoundly ugly and no social skills and no emotional intelligence whatsoever
>>215080682Gay if you would
>>215080556survived locky d on chazzie bigs
>>215080654Yes, being a cop isn’t a prerequisite It’s also not always an elected position, it’s different per stateAlso the authority and what they do is different in different states
>>215080635you seem fairly normal to me but I spend most of my days on the bradley walsh forum so my judgement isn't sound
but at least you can walk on Shlomostein's land on a cozy little path after driving 40 minutes out of your cramped urbanite bugpod
I will never touch a charlie bighams mealdoesn't matter how astroturfed it becomes
>>215080652went up to the top of brown willy in junewas lush
400g of heck 97% pork sausages in the pan. Not gonna bother with the bacon or eggs, I'll just have sausages and beans.
>>215080505>>215080627actually i don't think there's anywhere in the US without a county governmentin canada there's no such thing as a county government, only municipal governments, but we have "regional municipalities" which cover larger areas around cities sometimesfor example, just about 30 years ago, my city absorbed a bunch of smaller towns and suburbs around it into a regional municipality
>>215080706Reckon id he a great sheriff. I'd start chewing tobacco and wear aviators too,
>>215080717omds cody nobody cares blud
>>215080731alri heathermong
>>215080682fit wish i looked like that
>>215080735>but we have "regional municipalities" which cover larger areas around cities sometimes>for example, just about 30 years ago, my city absorbed a bunch of smaller towns and suburbs around it into a regional municipalityRules and names around this differ by state but this is a “township” here
>>215080691Is it gay if I wished I look like that?
>>215080717Bizarre map.
>>215080755it's the highest point in cornwallwalked from davidstow airfield to rough tor to brown willy to jamaica inn
>>215080342lmao
>>215080767Not sure. Do you want to look like that because you want to bum/be bummed by other men?
>>215080781you got done so now you're scouring google images to help you cope
>>215080781Do i care that the duke of Westminster has an estate here that manages a lot of farms and workers that have worked there for generations? No not really
goodnight chaps
get the pure satire posted
fully drunk now feel quite sick might vomit soon
>>215080230Nigga reading mcdonalds books aint no way bro
>>215080860you have to let him go
women have such high standards nowi just want a decent looking white girl to like meis that too much to ask for?what am i supposed to do?
Women with British accents make my peepee hard
tesco ashbeck english to wash down the bighams
>>215080230Hey faggots, I have 60% Scottish and English DNA. how come muhammed and poomar get to move to London and get free houses and other gibs, but I can’t? Why do you guys hate whitey so much?
of course it's the one black flatmate that causes all the problems
>>215080881right, bed you x
trauma bonding with rorke over our past circumcisions.. letting masculine tears flow
>>215080956just get your own flat?
>>215080958nor uet xx
“Go white boy!” They chanted in unison
>>215080964well done jews this is what you get for nuking corbyn
>>215080964Insane how cucked Britain has become that this is considered a bad thing somehow. Do you guys still remember when Jeremy Corbyn's reputation and political career was destroyed by false claims of antisemitism or has that been totally memory holed by now? You guys are almost as bad as us.
whole darned states gone woke
>>215081002Shut the fuck up nazi
>>215080967If only you knew how bad things really are.
why would he need to clarify this
>>215080964still going to share weapons intelligence host their fighters give clandestine military support etc
I’ve been posting in /brit/ since the ‘80s. You’re all newfags.
>>215081024what the fuck but he looks just like him
just want the nonces to infect more british computers so I can post the images ffs
remember drake and josh loved that show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJz6Oqm4UoY&list=RDcJz6Oqm4UoY&start_radio=1
>>215081070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_tzuBZN8GY
>>215081079didnt drake get locked up for being a nonce kinda ruins it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTeUNlpGrsY
fucking dire dire thread
>>215081070what sort of images?
saw a shop with a sign on it that said something like SAY NO TO THE £1 FREDDO, 10p FREDDOS SOLD HERE, and it had a hash tag about it
>>215081095Think both of them were outed as nonces.
>>215081100grim
>Mom of child killed by alligator recently gave birth to newborn with cocaine in system, prosecutors say
>>215080895i cant :(
>>215081106sfw images of cartoon horses
>>215081114hs?
fokin ell but
>>215081113=\
>>215081095he was likely innocent the accuser kept changing her story and most evidence pointed in drake's favour
it should be permissible to kill someone if they try to blackmail you
I identify as English
not in love with her but can't stop thinking about her and her happiness and feel like something is missing without her company
>>215081136exTREMEly concerning
exteremely steaming
>Vancouver child dies from injuries, days after crash that killed dad
He’s literally me
Comfy late night thread with the lads.Here, have a Rare Bigham.
gf unironically put the lighthouse family on post coitustook the reins and sorted such matters but now she's gone to sleep
>>215081188seek help raped paedo freak
rara idle animation
mad how you cant even scream the n word in a black's face anymore without people thinking you're racist
>Girl, 1, who drowned at Decatur recreation center pool identified
>>215081181poo squibbler
>child die:O
>>215081244
Watching Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds in bed team
could do with a gf
saw a pakistani or indian bloke dropped his wallet while he was on the phone today and let him know he dropped itgood deed done for hte day
>>215081257*boots your head clean off*
>”O Cate,” Donald sighed. “You’re even more beautiful in person.” The Lady of Windsor was redder than a Tudor rose. It was just then the quartet began to play. She lifted her eyes back to the President. “May I have this waltz?” He asks with an open hand. “I’d be delighted” Cate replied, if only the American knew how nights in castles ended.
>>215081257why do you only watch slop for children
>>215081174Life is hard enough when you belong here
sacked tranny decapitated head sex arse
>>215081002Yeah shut up you corbyn loving nazi
>>215081282I don't. My favourite anime is Clannad Afterstory. And Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds isn't for children it's quite complex and mature.
mental how i just say that i hate blacks to my normie friends and they don't bat an eyelid
>>215081265I had a positive interaction with a black lad today. One for the journal I'd say.
>2-year-old drowns after sudden rain causes floods, mudslides in Calif.
>>215081279Tudor Rose isn't red
just caught the annoying fucking gnat or whatever it is buzzing around my room with my hand without having to get out of bed as it swooped by and crushed the little prick in an instant, peace and quiet
>>215081304Isn’t clannad one of those noncey ones
>>215081319>>215081321the duality of rorke
>Turlock mother arrested after toddler drowns in backyard swimming pool
>>215081338No it's not.
NEW>>209969102>>209969102>>209969102
>>215081354You would say that though wouldn’t you
dunking kit kats in tea is underrated
>>215081357
>>215081345Rorke is not fair but he is just
>>215081282so he can better connect with children for reasons
>>215081335Wrong. No rice pudding for you.
When you do inevitably go to war with Russia, because thats what your globohomo establishment so dearly wants. You will unironically be stationed in West Ukraine with a pole who stinks of shit. He will probably have the top bunk
>>215081335>>215081279Yeah you anti-yorkshire fuck
>>215081380serial killer behaviour
>>215081388too old to be drafted me, good luck lads xx
>>215081388Bottom bunk is the alpha bunk in prison.
Last interaction with a white: positive, said hello to stranger white on the street Last interaction with a indian: very positive, delivered the dindins promptly Last interaction with a black: neutral, passed street staring but nothing more nothing lessLast interaction with a oriental asian: don't remember been a long time
I’m a cereal killer*digs into a bowl of fruit loops*haha
>>215081387*walks towards you**shoves you*
Vietnam won Intervision 2025!
>>215081388Describe how they will force me to participate
um
If a Chinese or other ethnic is taking a picture of something I give them no mind and will walk in front of themIf a white is I either wait, duck down, or otherwise make sure not to get in the way
Could be worse than fighting Ivan in western ukraine. Rather that than getting shipped off to the middle east or getting torpedo'd in the Taiwan strait
>>215081388don't think you're at any risk due to your hysteria
are we all reading right now?
>>215081478ffs I thought this was /cum/
>>215081506That book about H-1B?
>>215081504
no yellow and pink ones
>>215081504so peng
>>215081515it's about a poster in this very thread
constipated
>>215081478Don't fancy any despotic stuff like acquiring a harem of women from across your empire?
>>215081514You think you're going to fix a country and you can't even figure out what thread you're in. Sort yourself out you fucking clown.
>>215081203Well said
the evening listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vmv1ZoHSXk
>>215081536push harder
>>215081503grow a foreskin and never reply to me ever again, yankoid
giwtwm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF2HoIjhjVE
Well I already missed Cena vs Brok so I'm going to beds
might go cry myself to sleep
>>215081616mega gay
>>215081587*launches a smegma seeking missile your way*
>>215081442i ate fruit loops and chocolate pebbles as a kid, actually inhumane that it is child food nothing but chemicals and sugar. wish we just ate boring cheerios or something even healthier than that as the standard
They're not going to war with Russia. Europeans are too pussy to do it without America leading the way, and Trump's not interested, so it's not happening, so calm down you spastics.
>>215081627oh
>>215081644(gay actually means happy)
>>215081616:(
wishing peaceful dreams to all the umsquad
>>215081616their pain hits me like it's my own
the peng are the owners of the means of production (capital, factories, onlyfans accounts), forming the ruling capitalist class, while the poo is the working class who own no capital and must mine crypto or pedal around on bicycles for wages to survive
>>215081643we are already at war with russia if you think about it
If only nukes were invented in 1776We could have done the world a favour
>>215081616umposter unmasked
bald and bankrupt making a new video in ukraine wtf
War with Russia is just a game of chicken. with nukes off the table the west would roll into moscow in a few months. It's either total world annihilation or Russian getting bent over
>>215081683∠(^ー^)
>>215081713It's not going to happen.
Just discovered that Tom Waits' song 'Big Black Mariah' is referring to a hearse not a giant or obese negress
>>215081689>umposter unmasked
>>215081680goodnigtht my umpkin
>>215081708Stopped watching after his last russian video.
>>215081708what child sex withdrawals do to a mf
>The shining medals of some esteemed gentlemen, long dead and now immortalized in portrait, flickered like candles in the dark drawing room where Cate had whisked the President. “White Collar is so fitting on you,” Cate purred. “But oh too many buttons.” She adjusted his collar while he helped guide her hands. “I don’t mind a little British stuffiness, how about I get stuffing you?” Cate was always weak for forward men, especially ones who lead with prestige. She laughs, “Oh but I haven’t even started to nibble.” Her blue sash now falling off her shoulders as she hastily unbuckles Donald’s trousers. The Field Marshall in the portrait, with his red coat and baton, provides a watchful guard.
>>215081736
>>215081740which one was that where he's interviewed by the police?
>>215081726it can be about a giant or obese negress if you want it to be, all interpretations are valid. you should write a letter to tom waits about it
>>215081713when are nato going to stop being pussies and send some niggas in to clap Russia
>>215081755if two pairs of lips like that kiss do they get stuck together
Using Emma Watson’s poo as modeling clay.
>>215081708What's the lore on this cunt I forgot
>>215081771They would've done it already if they were going to.
>>215081760Where he and alina broke into the spaceship hangar
>>21508177410th time you've asked me this
feel quite rotten think ai am abbout to sick
>>215081687is this a real picturehe looks so silly
>>215081800im losing it
>>215081796Mossad plant
>>215081797that makes no sense
>>215081823idiot
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
hate how women pick up terms from each other all of the timelike “sweet treats” proliferating in the last two yearsjuvenile hive mind of cunts
>>215081798>3 years ago>not the last russian video he madeum
>>215081826moron
>>215081841jizz cock
>>215081826>>215081841the girls are fighting !!
umbrabbit
>>215081869
>>215081836It was the natural ending, but just looked it up and i saw the one where they kick him out after. In my head that was the same video
>>215081869this post is extremely low quality
umpotatoes
rorke: anglo-saxon warrior
>>215081894minimod cancer parasite
>>215081898fuck off clean shirt
toffees nonce on a mad one
Think we should reunite with Ireland.
>>215081908
you're off to the gym in the morning, right lads?
youre a cuck little retarded faggot who shouldnt have fingers
>>215081941
ill wait for the new. this one is finished
Bit of drawing practice before bed team
In Jacques Ellul’s framework there are two types of people in the modern realm:Those who thinkThose who actHe claims there’s no cross section, because of the short amount of time between events and the complexity of the world and that’s why intellect is for leisure only today
>>215081954bet you sighed dramatically and looked out of the window after posting this
>>215081957very good!
>>215081915We could call it 'The United Kingdom'
>>215081920Never really made sense, this bit. N is not for anywhere. That's an A.
>>215081933absolutely zero chance of me being awake by midday
We live in such a beautiful world don't weImagine how good things are going to feel once all this turmoil is over
>>215081983thats actually a really good point im going to write in to nick l. odeon maybe that pirate will read my letter and address it in the next episode
>>215081957Creepy
>>215082001what turmoil?
With some rare exceptions, there are almost no perspectival paintings created before the Rennaissance. The notion of painting an image from a perspectival framework, as if you are viewing the scene from a first person perspective, was largely a new idea that came about in the Rennaissance period.Art before this time was not meant to be understood in such a way.
>>215082003thank you, was considering doing that myself.
asmr on, bedtime is a go
>>215081957I can already tell you're trying to go for a tranime style and I need to tell you to stop NOW solely because this is what all trannies doInstead I invite you to learn how to crosshatchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNjkPMsbvTsThis is how I do all my art and it is extremely cathartic to watch all the shading make something look lifelike only using lines
seeing douuble
>Above the silver prattling a page called out, “Attention – His Majesty the King returns from the Little Lord’s Room. To your seats.” William was just noticing that Catherine still hadn’t returned. Her hair seemed fine, maybe she had a stain on her dress. Something was amiss, surely it had to do with their argument in the carriage earlier. William needed to be sure. Taking a long sip of brandy before rising, he buttoned his waistcoat and left the banquet.
>>215081961karl rove has a cooler take of the same concept
Emma Watson should give me sex.
>>215082039Why does he hate Trump
>>215081981No.The United Isles Confederation of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Éire
Fucking hell only just realisedNickel Odeon = Cheap Cinema
Why do Irish talk like that
>>215082039>>215081961Men of action vs dossers
>>215082054dont get it
>>215082054i dont get it
>>215082073they're from ireland, you see
>>215081933evil whore bitch
>>215082020I don't understand what other perspective were they painting from?
>>215082049dno
what the hell is an odeon
What about the synthesis of thinking and acting: planning?
>>215082108Guy who fucked his mom and killed his dad
>>215082110bollocks
Fucking hell only just realized Eng Land = Place full of Retards
>>215082092i guess from the perspective of like a drone photograph of a scene instead of a person's perspective, to put it in modern terms
>>215082076>>215082079NickelodeonNickel is a yank coinOdeon is greek from cinemaPeople understood this 30 years ago but not me
saying nickel with a heavy east asian accent
>>215082114whys he done that then
>>215082167Didn’t know did he
>>215082136Who's to say when it's a drone (didn't exist) or a person's perspective?
>>215082138how come the greeks invented cinemas but we didnt have them here till the 19th or 20th century
>>215082167Bored
saving my good posts for tomorrow
>>215082033Anime is based. Western comic books are not.>>215081977Thanks!!
>>215082214Why do you defend the Belgian paedophile?
>>215082138Pretty sure Odeon is Greek for a place of music or performance.
Letting my leftover sausages cool so I can put them in the fridge.
>>215082185It was just an amphitheatre i guess
bit odd how this >>215081977 is the only irish post in the threadwhats going on there
>>215082164Finally, a Canadian makes a GOOD post.
>>215082225Alright but same thing. It's like being called Pennytheatre but I never knew.
>Cate’s bossom glistened like angel tears as she vanquished Don as thoroughly as Joan of Arc defeated the Burgundians at Orléans. Though she was little more than a waif in a tiara, her full and illustrious bush was worth three lions. But Donald, in old age, was in no order. “Cate…I can’t breathe.” Seeing Donald struggle only spurned Cate to ride further and faster. “I thought you fancied yourself a Churchill?” she mocked. His face was becoming bacon, oily and thin. “Cate…stop….” He had one heir left to give and when it was done, Donald looked up at Cate – goddess, Aphrodite, Mother Terra – and pronounced “Goodnight” and died peacefully.
>>215082281As I recall, a nickelodeon was a thing you put a nickel into and looked into a viewfinder to see a short reel or animation or maybe a nudie. Popular pre-WWI
>>215082312>>215082312>>215082312>>215082312>>215082312
>>215082316That makes perfect sense. Filtered by a minor cultural difference I was.
