I demand a pawg gf
Give me an erection.
>>215082370More pics to add to the collection
I want to goon and play video games but I actually want to work out more.
>>215082409are you the drummer in a rock and roll band?
I had an edible 18 hours ago, tell me why I just felt that fucker kick in again
>>215082410I hate working out but once I leave I feel better. Such cases
>>215082453low tolerance? estrogen?
Want to jork my peanits but battery is only at like 17%
>>215082453Genetics or placebo
>>215082542Who was in the wrong here?
got that straight drop I'm the plug's plug
The chances are very high this rando messaging me on telegram is a bot/scammer, and not actually a 37 year old milf as she claims but i will still masturbate to the thought
take these chains from my heart and set me free
>>215082634It's Joseph from The Gambia
piti piti pa
>>215082715Are you mexican?
>>215082758what
ID verification is going to kill the porn industry and it's going to be replaced by end-user generated AI pornthat's the future
>>215082634>telegramDiscord is more safer than telegram.More scams happen on discord than telegram.
Im canadian btw
>>215082778No it won't
>>215082809t. Raj
a pajeet is sperging out in my mentions arguing with @grok lmao these "people" are insane
>>215082816Im not Indian, thank God
Whoops got my cum in the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed wine glass :D
>Im canadian btw
https://youtu.be/j5BLHeOdvYIYou are an important person, a rare individualA unique creatureThere has never been anyone just like youAnd never will beYou have talents and abilities no one else hasIn some ways, you're superior to any other living personThe power to do anything you can imagine is within youWhen you discover your real selfBy practicing a few simple laws of success
>>215082820@grok is another jeet.
Im thinking anime
If I was good with money.I would have $50,000 in savings.I have $0 and I'm happy.Health is wealth.
>Im Im Imuse the apostrophe you sick freak
>mfw they don't have coke zero and I have to drink diet coke
The bad bunny show is kino>>215082392i say this
Im not going to
>>215082928what's the difference
>>215082936Diet coke tastes like an ashtray
>>215082907>$50,000 in savings.In 2025 that's not a lot. I have like 37k but I am still poor
>>215082951FACTS
my favorite burrito shop is a 24 minute drive away
My hair is so thin and slimy. Fat bitches all over my dick. I neva smoke weed just kidding.
>>215082952Lol.How old are you?
>>215082960Bad Bunny is a stand user
>>215082907$50,000 isnt enough to buy anything in this shithole anymore
Resisting the urge to binge eat all the snacks I bought from the grocery store today
>>215082928Post 2nd Trump election Ana is anti semitic wife material
I also have zero dollars saved but plan to have 50k in a couple years
>>215082995Do you want trump to buy Canada?Yes or no
>>215082999I ate 8 reeses today
>>215082999what snacks did you buy? list them
>>215083013If I somehow get my job back in march of 2026.That would be cool.
I had 10 grams of creatine today
>>215083022yes
>>215083022ya of course do you think things are going well here?
>>215083022Only if I get a massive payout. I’m a shareholder in Canada. If Trump buys my retirement, he can have the country.
>>215083034Nice>>215083045Ritz crackersClub crackers Sweet Hawaiian club crackers Whole grain club crackersColossal whole macadamia nutsPeanut butter filed pretzels"Rustic red" cheddar cheeseBlueberry goat cheese"Everything" goat cheese (basically just a goat cheese log with everything bagel seasoning)Turkey jerkySpicy hummus
Why tf is this 19 year old I'm texting always busy? Like, you're 19, you should be playing fortnite or some shit.
>>215082987Oh I didn't realize you meant canadian funny moneyI'm 25 and I stand by my statement. 37k is like enough to last maybe a year if you're living alone. it's not a large amount
>>215083070This
>>215083049I want to squeeze your mooscles :)
i want to learn something new
>>215083098guitar
Need a milf to sext with now
>>215083086I'm still better than you.I have $0 in savings.I'm 25.
kind of clever of jews and libshits to poison the language around "systemic" problems by inventing the nonsense of "systemic racism"now it's more difficult to talk about the widespread, distributed and statistical problems that the brwn population has everywhere there is running water and electricity.
Just came up with a villain called The Violatrix but I don't know what she looks like or what her powers are
>>215083119i play guitar
HINJAKU HINJAKU
>>215083141learn to juggle
>>215083140She has a magical viola that can kill people with its music
I just want to stick my penis in a japanese cartoon character, is that too much to ask?
Crazy how that God-nigger designed us with sauce producing machines whose only function is to distract us from work & study to impel us to rlease our cream sauce into a snatch to incubate and reproduce like the animals we are
just matched with a 19 yo girl my aura is working
uh oh jerry did another racism
gaza
the cat is gone
my neighbor fred named his dog fred
Pissreal and Poolistine
I hope you are doing well tonight /cum/
Poutineistine
>>215083167based
I typed out all my snacks for that guy and he didn't even care to respond
Fuck the website is down.
Ben and Jerry's Ice cream of choice
>>215082621don't say my name
>>215083074nice snacks bro!
i`m 27 and poor and in brazil, i'm beyond mega fucked
Is being circumcised a type of transgenderism?
I’m simply bwimming in yiddy gristle hahaha
>>215083258Do you live in a favela?
>>215083258Good.I hope you die a painful death.I wish every person your age dies.
>>215083258just enjoy sunny weather
>>215083153okay
Isn't weird that there are no martial arts that work against a grizzly bear
>>215083074so cheese and crackers in other words
I’m 29 and I have no monies! Arghgh noooooo fuck fuck fuck!
Went to a convenience store at midnight, alcohol section was lockedAsked the cashier if they were still selling alcohol.She gave me a disgusted, embarrassed look like i were some kind of animal and said no.I'm officially low class
Schizojeet melty because his people are getting removed
>>215083314that seems normal to me
>>215083258can't blame you it's a hard game
>>215083324My schizojeet bussy needs to get RAPED by trump
god damn this flu, I wanna driiiiiiiiiink
>>215082928Are you NL
My schizojeet penis is so long and I suck out all the goo into my mouth :)
>>215083354Nigga lips?
I’m bwahaha my benis :D:dWhoops I meant to say genis :D
>>215083354nigger lover?
>>215083034
Chances of me turning it around and building a life worth living are rapidbly approaching zero
You guys are all mexican beaners
>>215083198My dog was named Fred
i'm the ameribrap that made the root beer float on a /cum/fies's suggestion
>>215083350drink now! you'll pee it out.
Morrissey Cancels Upcoming Shows Due to ‘Credible Threat’ on His Life
>>215083384know a quick way to close her mouth.
>>215083314Krav Maga. The bear can’t hurt you if your rip his balls off
>>215083425LOL
>>215083212Gracias senor
>>215083425>gun i own illegallyClassic leaf
Karviná is the best city in the pussy republic
>>215083425why? is morrissey a heckin racist?
>>215083425>>215083478lol false flag to promote gun grabbing measures by the government legal gun owners don't commit crimes
>>215083495Yes.
>>215083495think he just doesn't want to do a show or die
>>215083495No he's a homosexual
>>215083534When are you going back to india? Are you paying the 100 thousand to trump?
I have a massive headache right now.I'm really hungry too.I think the Canadian Government wants me dead. Lol.
There's nothing wrong with being a homosexual
>>215083552This
>>215083553keep drinking water until it eases off.
>>215083553Pride is irrelevant. Failure to document or contest unjust termination concedes control to external actors. Allowing disruptive elements to dictate outcomes erodes internal sovereignty. Rectify by recalibrating standards of engagement. Passive acceptance undercuts future leverage.
i love capybaras so much bros.
>>215083552>When are you going back to india?Whiter than you Horacio>Are you paying the 100 thousand to trump?...
>>215083613Are you that guy who posts AI capybaras laughing ?
>>215083613They are so cute with their big square heads
>>215083613the majestic /cum/beast
Now that we're basically a district of Israel do you think they'll let us vote in their elections?
defeating the indian army will be a cakewalk
Capybaras defend themselves primarily by fleeing into water, where their swimming abilities and ability to hold their breath allow them to hide from predators. They also rely on their group living for safety, as a large herd provides more eyes to spot danger and a unified defense. If cornered, a capybara may bite using its powerful, ever-growing teeth.
>>215083628i've never seen any! oh please, it would make me so happy. it really would.
>>215083555putting your dick in a guy's butthole is definitely wrong
btfo
>>215083672You've never seen these? Some guy used to post them all the time
>>215083673You sound like my celly.
>>215083712Overgrown toddler
LIfe is like cycles of pain and pleasure. you need the pain to feel pleasure and vice versathat's why we need to goon to prepare ourselves for the work ahead of usTrapped in that frickin goon-cycle like gerbils on a treadmill
>>215083340*by Brian
i'm drinking a pumpkin brown ale rn
Do Germans really?
Need a baddie on my penis
>>215083712Remember that time when Letterman was fucking his interns and one threatened to extort him and so he just admitted on air instead of getting fucked over like Weinstein? Good times
>>215083781For me? I can’t decide between Nogger Black and 88
"I do not allow a women to have authority over a man, rather she is to remain silent"thought's on this Saint Paul trvthnvke?
>>215083721no i never have
>>215083795Kinda sucks as a guy you spend half your life working & once you get to a position of power you can't even sexually harass your secretaries anymoreWhat is even the point of a prestigious job?
a girl who enjoys sex??
i've seen capybaras at the zoothey made no moves at all during my visit just facing the wall
>>215082336>French Canadian (Québécois) dialects differ from Metropolitan French through unique vocabulary, more frequent use of the informal "tu," distinct phonetic patterns like affrication of "t" and "d," increased vowel diphthongization, and informal contractions like "chu" (je suis) and "s'a" (sur la)chu napoleon
for all the bird lovers (especially crow lovers) in /cum/ I urge you to watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsA_YosH8fI and even if you're indifferent to birds you should still watch it because it might turn you into a bird lover.
how am i supposed to find 100k now?
I keep seeing a glimmer in the TV screen. The TV is unplugged, so at first I thought it was the light bouncing off my phone. But no matter how I angle my phone, the glimmer only comes at random. Sometimes it quickly appears and disappears even if I'm not moving my phone. Feels like I'm going crazy right now.
Lets go hahahahaha all these pajeets are being deported I'm Castizo btw
I can only masturbate if i know absolutely no one can overhear meI'm a stealthy jerker. I don't ever play audio
>>215083908I'll send it to you if you post your feet
just turned 30
What do you get for Chinese food?
woahh I just rubbed my eyes and it made the sound of a chimp yelling wtf...
>>215083949
>>215083950chicken chow mein or house special fried rice. Sesame chicken if its not a "chinese" chinese restauraunt
Just accidentally liked someone's IG pic from like months ago >>215083949Happy Birfday
>>215083950border collie
Haven't eaten goyslop in over 5 years now. Idk how you nibbas still do it honestly.
Trump should make an executive order restricting black people from naming their kids the most retarded shit on earth.
>>215083950sweet and sour
>>215083950Chinese food is garbage
>>215084009I still get McDonalds fries when I get cravings but thats it
>>215084084horrible take
>>215083950orange chicken, pasta, rice, and those burritos they have
>>215084099Goyslop
>>215084053The funniest part about black names is the first name is always cartoonish, then the last name is some super proper old sounding anglo name lol
>>215084053is that a jab at my nigga Leon?
>super proper old sounding anglo name>BonaparteAmerican education everyone
>>215084122>betancourtHAHAHAHA>>215084125frog
They really don't celebrate holidays like they used to in the 90s early 2000s
Just joined the Liberal Party of Canada.
>>215084122lel
>>215084141Be an anti immigration liberal, that's a winner
how was outside today? I didn't leave the house
why do these incredibly black people have such french names?
>>215084154No, I've unironically come around on the century initiative.
>>215084125I wasnt talking about that name i meant in general. You will never be french you vile quibecious trash i hope you're annexed and forcibly anglicized
>>215084141>JustWhy didn't you do that 9 months ago like everyone else? Be sure to unsubscribe from donor mailing lists because they're obnoxious.
American education again
I have the biggest fucking headache ever.Just give me a job you stupid nigger.
>>215084181You're never going to guess what continent France colonized.
>>215083949you turn into a wizard as well or just a grip n sip boomer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtKSWutEOHMtupac was 100% a faggot
"I'm fucking chinese"-Morgan Freeman
god please why can't it be monday. i need to get away from my wife
>>215084181also noticed they get arabian names like rasheed
i was visited by poseidon in a dream. he told me that the oceans would roar and tear the land down into the depth. waves upon waves will batter mankind's greatest accomplishments then wear them down into sand to be forever forgotten.then i woke up and found that i had wet my underwear. thanks poseidon. asshole.
>>215084181You'll never guess what they people used to own in Louisiana
>>215084216They get radicalized and turn mudslime then pick Arab names like Muhammad Ali
>>215084226The rare tranny-chud
>let me get away from my wifeSo just kill her then
my balls are super itchy rn
I didn't know eggy's blackpill video got removed for hate speech lol
Plan for tonight1. masturbate my urethra2. take an online exam for my class3. read a book or watch a movie
>>215084226why does that lady have a 5 oclock shadow
do you guys know about the war between Francophone Africans and Anglophone Africans?
Still waiting for Jay Leno to weigh in
>>215084256How about you let me kiss you instead?
>>215084202seems what you need is rest not a job
>>215084226>autismwow so hard to guess
>>215084265jay has possibly the most impressive car collection in the world. he could not give less of a shit about late night.
>>215084263in cameroon?
>>215084265JAY LENO COMPLETELY VINDICATED FUCK ALL THESE LATE NIGHT HOSTS
>>215084265I lost all respect for Jay Leno when he called Delorean a drug dealer
Jay Leno is the only based late nighter honestly, he stays out of all the faggot drama shit and just tinkers with his sickass car collection. Such a based old man.
>>215084271My body is literally built to work 100 hours a week.
>>215083965Literally me>>215083978Thank you>>215084204I'm a wizard, anon
a war between blacks that like the French and blacks that like English: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglophone_Crisis
need a GILF gf sugarmomma
Conan, Letterman, and Ferguson were my favourites.
Female sexuality is schizophrenic. they want penises but they need mechanisms to weed out and dissuade the low quality penises. So they errect all kinds of barriers and shit-tests both to select for virile men but also to preserve their "pure" image Women.... love em or hate them they have vaginas which we need
>>215084327the politics in africa are so stupid
People who like Ferguson are contrarians. There's a reason why he's hosting some shitty games with celebs show
Ferguson was literally the only good one
>>215084360why are women selecting curved penises though? some men have a hideously curved penis yet are happily married
>>215084226why do trannies love to work at walmart?
>>215084265You're a fucking corn-fed white boy, I am fucking icelandic, I am fucking germanic
>>215084390Ferguson just rizzed up all the hollywood hoes, he must have a fat dick or somethin
i'm annoyed at letterman because his persona was that he was prudish and almost asexual but in reality he was a super perv predator
I will never support the cannabis industry.I will never support the Alcohol industry.I will never support starbucks or Tim Hortons.
>>215084395It's a metaphor chud. Penis = male If anything in terms of literal penises, women select for medium sized dicks because big dicks frighten them too much
>>215084426I've never been inside a Starbucks
>>215084327Something funny you never hear outside of Africa is how much more Anglophilic Africans are than towards the other Colonial countries. You'll never find Africans praising France but a surprisingly large amount of them still like British colonialism or at least admit it had some positives. This makes wypipo in the West and their pet minorities very upset as well.
owning more than 2 pets is a red flag. just say that you're a hoarder crazy cat lady, sheesh.
>>215084426>I will never support the Alcohol industry.So long as you're not the kind of jerk who refuses a drink when offered. Good way to handicap your social life.
>>215084431answer the C(urved)P(enis)Q(uestion)
>>215084433It's literally a white girl club, you're seen as gay if you're white and don't have a white girl along you to drink their piss-tasting coffee, fuck a fucking duck, thank you
>>215084453Based luxbra
>>215084449it's adaptive for there to be some curvy penises because some female's have strange anatomy and the curvy slide-like dick can better reach up deep in their bizarrely shaped vaginaOr something eventually there will be a sub-species of humans whose penises resemble a corkscrew due to the CPQ problem
>>215084446I don't give a fuck.This is my favorite beer of all time.I will never drink alcohol.I will always turn down a free drink.Fuck you.
>Many inhabitants identify as Anglophones and resent what they perceive as discrimination and efforts to eliminate Anglophone legal, administrative, educational, and cultural institutions by the Cameroonian government.the English and French exported their historical conflicts to Africa kek what is this clown world
biere forte
stepmother is glued to these political videos especially charlie kirk's debates like a toddler whose parents give them an ipad to shut them up, she is speaking in tongues, she is lashing out at everyone, she's coming up with random incoherent bullshit like being offended that i wore black pants because it was insensitive to charlie kirk somehow
>>215084433I've never been inside a girl's tight pussy, thank you
Positive Zero Emissions Certified CAFE compliant carbon neutral labubu
>>215084484???
>>215084493>StepmotherLol, lmao even
>>215084467interestingly, this has an analogue in antennae (see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolved_antenna )
>>215084516my mom died and dad remarried
sometimes my nose wakes up and i realize my room smells like farts
>>215084543that's me, i sneak in while you're sleeping and fart on your head
>>215084493t. antifathug
>>215084493My mother is in her 60s and watches DestinyBoomers need parental controls over their internet browsing. it's melting their brains they can't handle internet brain rot they weren't built for it like us
>>215083949happy birthday, i will join you in a couple months
I loved Conan
>>215084557you're in canada and i'm all the way down in florida
mind the gap
Y'alls parents be watching conspiracyshit meanwhile my parents are watching The Summer I Turned Pretty
>>215084541My condolences lower-case leaf poster #2, I will take a brief pause from calling you Redditjeet in honour of your deceased mother
>>215084577that's what you think. my SIM card is Canadian, I'm actually outside your house right now eating pickled eggs and smoked asparagus in preparation for tonight.
Hey we can jump up we can get down lowMix it all up WE CAN GO LOCO
this image brings me boundless joy
Jeets really will shamelessly use GPT to write social media posts
someone post that ultra smug anime image again i'd like to see it, adds a bit of spice to the thread.
>>215084666Satan trips
>>215084666hundred years of british occupation and they can't speak english like a civilized person
Do you have fucking boomers in your country?
>>215084674
>>215084690not that one, the other one
The amount of whining by American politicians lately is making me disgusted. Pathetic people.
>>215084670kek
>>215084689
>>215084666Not just posts, comments, replies, DMs, some of my coworkers are using it to write 1 or 2 sentence Teams messages now as well lol
I want to die homeless.The most freeest thing to do.
>>215084706nothing has made me a technoluddite more than the amount of jeets using JeetPT to write their screeds
>>215084698
Saturday night, fellas. I’m having a nice red wine. What are you boys having?
>>215084703boomers, man, they're all fucked in the head, fucking fuck, fuck a duck, thank you
>>215084140Demoralization campaign is successful.
Sophie was really the most talented artist of our generation. RIP
>>215084690>>215084723>>215084724built for horse cock
>>215084706They're so lazy they don't even edit it. like it's so instantly obvious by the way they all have the same syntax & diction, the last sentence is always an m dash
>>215084226>his 5 o'clock shadow
hello
>>215084729water
>>215084723you are terrible at this game, let someone else try
>what is this guy even protesting about?
>>215084754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ
>>215084783>Avril LEVIjew
>>215084467>and the curvy slide-like dick can better reach up deep in their bizarrely shaped vaginaI think it's this. my dick curves straight up and even though it's just barely bigger than average girls love it
>>215084783Wow she still looks good. She must be in her 40s.
>>215084772thats not the message of BNW
An artist respects the silence that serves the foundation of creativity.
>Levi Strauss jeans were invented by a jewwow maybe I can't be antisemitic after all
>>215084802>my dick curves straight upWhile erect? isn't that somewhat normal or you mean yours is like almost perpendicular?
>>215084761Fucking pussy. This isn't whole foods, you know? Why aren't you drinking beer like a MAN who is MANLY?
NEW>>215084820>>215084820>>215084820
>>215084797Avril LavigneShe's a frog.>>215084804Considering she's 41? Yeah, she's still pretty.
>you may NOT use your internal monologue today>*activates jooish space laser that silences animal magnetism*
>>215084817Why do corn-fed white boys love wearing jeans? It's uncomfortable as fuck, I just wear sweat pants, thank you
>>215084850sweat pants make my crotch drip with sweat, jeans are just right
