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there it is :)

NIGGER

>>215091352
racist

Where is everyone

Yellow pussy sex

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Woke

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You've been warned rorkeypops

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the absolute state of camden paki

get some rorke on your forke

spent all morning looking for the tv remote

it was in the empty sol crate id thrown in the recycling bin

mi tink so mi am
- rene debumbaclarte

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Still doesn't feel quite like Autumn. Need the leaves to turn brown. Need the sky to turn grey. NEED the rain to fall.

>>215093488
Wasn't empty then was it? Haha :-D

>>215093449
did Peter make that child with reggie?

New zeALand invented that

Would you lads rather have your dad shag you up the arse or would you rather give your mum a lick out?

why can’t i view the top of the globe on maps?

>>215093501
that fit looks like some ass bro

>>215093529
can’t i do both

im rorke and i make rorke posts haha

>>215093553
they have to keep santas workshop secret

reckon that lad was right about /brit/, just reading some of these posts something feels a bit off about them. They're under British flags but theres a kind of bot-like element to its sentence structure, like an indian programming a bot to post what he thinks brits talk about. Look at this weirdo, who speaks like this? >>215093501

>>215093559
First choice only, it’s not yer birthday

the guy was an interior decorator

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>that fit looks like some ass bro

Calling random numbers and screaming down the phone

>>215093632
scrailing

new zealand invented that

>>215093638
scroping

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first for disney

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l love internet

>>215093638
Try roaring.

Mrs anon was making lunch and I made the old classic “looks like Elton John farted on it” joke. She’s not happy.

>>215093380
are these lads? fucking hell i need to have sex

Calling 999 and roaring down the phone

New Zealand seems alright. I get recommended Viva La Dirt League on the algo and their old stuff was funny but like many things in our society it was ruined by the woke. A brown woman came in at some point and took over the writing and now everybody is too scared to say anything despite losing money and views to dire new content because women aren't funny.

>>215093589
thats heathermong he’s a certified autist and spams his special interests here most of his waking hours you can tell by his robotic prose and grammar except when he’s talking about black men’s cocks which he switches to lower case for some reason

cody im fuckin gay cody i havent had sex cody i havent had sex and im fuckin gay now cody

>>215093501
virge fit

>>215093773
You should cut down on your Pork Life mate

unleashing dwemer centurions into black neighbourhoods

>>215093779
screeching

>>215093779
Yer maw shags redguards

rorke burning his foreskin off trying to rape a flame atronach

>>215093810
yer sisters a tavern wench

deeply unfunny thread
filtered

Fucking state of my life got drunk last night and watched the first 4 episodes of The Penguin and just tried to start episode 5 and cannot remember who any of these people are or what the story is.

>>215093843
s

(8) i want you to feel me (8)

>>215093744
>Viva La Dirt League
dont know what this is but yeah New Zealand is a pretty good place, I like it here despite us all being depressed and alcoholic

grating my bellend

dwemer spiders bursting out of manhole covers in the streets of chicago and chasing after niggers

White ppl get mad and jus start saying anything talkin bout “FUCK my fucking ass!” Dude, relax

why did one of you report me and get me a 3 dayer for saying nigger? fucking queer

>>215093869
damn daniel, back at it againw ith the white vans

eggy burps again after a chinese
will be knocking it on the head as it no longer agrees with me
chinese girlfriend is off the cards

putting a nigger in a super monkey ball and rolling him off a cliff

feel sick

>>215093893
bizarre reply

>>215093901
why my little chicken x

putting an apple in a white fellas mouff and roasting him over a fire

>>215093900
grow up

>>215093920
cool it with the racist remarks

>>215093564
same but gay haha

ataxia-infected skeevers climbing out of gutter drains in the streets of new york and biting niggers

>>215093919
had a bit (a lot) too much to drink and said and did some silly things

Anyone remember bestgore? Can't believe teenage me would watch that shit. Mad how much the internet landscape has changed, I value freedom but maybe its for the best that some restrictions were put in place

the umposters scare me

>>215093950
UM x

Dire thread today. Fuck off with your shit gimmicks.

>>215093892
I remember that post, was a bit over the top. Wasn’t me tho

>>215093955
you do not value freedom

>>215093955
no never heard of it born yesterday and living under a rock you see

>>215093975
*flies towards you and rapes your skull in half*

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Indian Brits calling out their Canadian bredren

Boethiah looking at me wide-eyed when I roll up to the sacrificial shrine with 999 carriages full of niggers

>>215093975
filter the aussie, hes a deeply mentally ill young man and i suspect hes the same aussie that contemplates suicide from time to time on here probably when hes off his meds.

Lads I've recently gained a clue and am in the market for a high quality handmade British wallet

Any recommendations from fellow clue gainers?

>>215093982
yes I do, but can also see that a website where the first image you see is a real woman roasting over a fire and lost teenagers spending hours a day watchign videos of people hanging themselves and bodies decomposing in thailand might not serve any good

>>215094022
s

>>215094022
grow up

>>215094029
Temp’s got loads. Can get one with pikachu on it and everthing

>>215094022
s

>>215093843
>ayyyyy im walking here
and theres no Batman.

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>>215094010

vpn is expired so ending up on increasingly dodgy websites that aren't blocked to wank rather than just pulling the lad off myself to big tits on xvideos

shaking a black man's hand and being very friendly and pleasant towards him but it turns out I had my fingers crossed behind my back

>>215094022
yelling

The souls of drowned african immigrants at the bottom of Brighton beach watching rorke doggy paddle with his floaties on

*grows up*

>>215094083
How about you gain a fucking clue mate and stop watching that smut

>>215094083
xnxx isnt blocked nor is /gif/ or gelbooru

trapping a nigger in dragonsreach

always say the word in my head when i see one
can't help it

>>215094083
Consider semen retention.

Doing some absolutely peng hot farts that smell like rotten eggs. You lads should be thankful that /brit/ isn't an in-person chat

yer da watches deadly 60 on his dodgy firestick

growing down

>>215094113
time for bed grandpa

>>215094144
fucks wrong with deadly 60?

if you had an hour with me and I couldn't say no, would would we be doing? be honest

ye da wears a primark suit to the job centre

Shouting Unrelenting Force in a redguards face and hearing the tavern roar in laughter as his flesh is torn from his skull

>>215094165
Honestly? Injecting me with a lethal dose of smack, and slitting my throat.

>>215094165
monopoly

>>215094162
fucks wrong with you you mongo nigger bastard

>>215094165
+1 to my umcount

Can't believe I listened to you lot
I put £10k on Wirtz getting the golden boot after your recommendation

fus ro dahing a disabled mongo nigger bastard off the top of mount everest

Sir Semen Retention

>>215094206
grow up

>>215094198
if you let this place dictate what you do with 10k you're either an idiot or have too much money

doing the freezing shout at a nigger and pushing his frozen body down a mountain so he spirals out of control and glitches out of reality

Using reanimate corpse on a nigger and making him kill and eat his surviving family members

>>215094165
are you cute? x

>>215094184
the scottish spirit

i want to apologise to my umkittens for my behaviour last night while i was under the influence

>>215094235
pooscrianf

yeah everyone's saying nigger now but i'm the one banned from all boards
it not right

>>215094243
um that's okayy <3

>>215094229
sreare

>>215094229
>>215094235
grow up

>>215094139
i used to say 'built for it' even for my nan. glad im past that phase

a/s/l?

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A nice illustration of the inequity of rainfall distribution across the UK

>>215094266
Honestly mate fuck right off

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>>215094276

>>215094198
There's still time LOL!!!

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kek what a loser bitch

>>215094266
*clicks on myself*
*setscale 10*
*rapes you with the newfound power of my ten foot long nordic beast*

Working with Parthunax to create the Niggerend shout

>>215094288
never understand why cunts come to cornwall for the weather it's always rainy as piss here

Corrrrr the farts coming out of me. Corrrrrrrrrrrr

>>215094291
God imagine grabbing her throat with a vice grip, one hand wrapping around the entire circumference, and forcing her down to your penis and utterly ravaging her face and mouth

>>215094198
Clearly /deutsch/ trolls having a laugh at your expense.

alduin roaring through the sky on a sunday morning setting nigger churches alight

bloke from work coming over for a sleep over tomorrow, gonna get the popcorn going, get the playstation going, gonna tell each other bed time stories then top and tail. cant wait

my 137 year old pedophile uncle wont stop messaging me on whatsapp

>>215094348
grow up

poo roaring

>>215094352
no bum fun?

Some of you must be incelluous neek slugs, not everyone here is a top shagger. I need help with ChatGPT. I want it to stop asking me follow-up questions. I've told it not to but it keeps doing it.

>>215094383
odd post

forcing you to kill paarthurnax to finish the game was bullshit it's like they didn't playtest it and think oh hang on maybe we should give the player a CHOICE

>>215094383
ask it for a clue

>>215094397
the mod that fixes this is essential to any playthrough

some cunt was about to squash a snail her her boot the other day, jumped infront of it like neitzsche and the horse. Told her right off and put it in the garden. People are so cruel

>>215094397
Seething about an old game is it
Seethe about your inability to have sex instead you fat cunt

dwemer centurions smashing through the walls of a nigger nursing home

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Bubbles!!!!! Heh heh

>>215094442
seething about me seething are you? go and have sex yourself incel boy

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Luring a nigger to the Sacellum of Boethiah using fried chicken and watermelon juice, and laughing maniacally as he says something niggery upon being ensnared ready for sacrifice to the Daedric Prince.

>>215094463
reminds me of that spongebob episode

>>215094459
>>215094475
grow up

>>215094423
was she wearing high heel boots? did you shag her?

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I like bubbles lol

gfberg being a bloody misery again

>>215094492
pudgy asian immigrant, steel cap boots. did not shag her. I would only shag someone who respects all life forms <3

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Charlie Bigham's need to start doing a Sunday roast

mining /brit/ for virginite

>>215094501
Just grab her by the back of her neck, tell her you love her, and fuck her right there and then - sorted.

>>215094501
she's probably sexually frustrated

>>215094531
why

>>215094383
go into settings, add into the custom prompt "keep responses brief, and do not ask follow-up questions"
it adds that implicitly to everything you write into it

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>>215094516
what a stupid fucking whore

Nescafe + a half teaspoon of sugar and milk tastes better than any coffee I can get in the shop how is that.

gluten free bread is disgusting

Using a nigger as my companion, stripping him of all of his gear and weapons, dumping untold amounts of crafting materials into his inventory and walking up High Hrothgar together with a skip in my step.

blowing bubbles out my arse

there once was a hero named nignar the black

>>215094567
s

>>215094563
Cause you've got the tastebuds of a golden retriever thats why

I was a racist once, until I took an arrow to the knee

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can't even take his own joke

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/16619803/

Remember leftymong disparagingly calling reform "Reform UK ltd"

bringing back Maori customs by ritualistically eating my landlord

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Don't Just Book It, Thomas Cook it

>>215094622
i dont know how nz and aus stand those tribal cunts

honestly dont think i've went more than 2 days without doing a wank since i was first shown how to do it

sunday isn't it lads. it looms haha.

drank a full bottle of wine and two 10% cans. Am arseholed, bollocked, minging, munted.

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>>215094662

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They piss me off so much
How do we stop them from existing?

its mad how we’re ten hours in the future but you lads never ask us about anything that happens

rorke deliberately keeping a 0 heart level with demetrius in stardew valley

>>215094668
Bloody forgot about it didn't I, for fuck sake man

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Neoliberal glory

>>215094656
>i dont know how nz and aus stand those tribal cunts
Aboriginal and Maori people are totally different genetically and culturally. I quite like them, cool fellas, maoris always up for a laugh and bants, cool art and music too. Good blokes. Immigrants are a billion zillion times worse

What's wrong with digital IDs
Pretty much every other country has them
We're behind on the times on this one

right well that's a trans identified individual

>>215094663
most I've gone is a month on two occasions. by the end both times I was so horny I probably could have cum hands free

>>215094697
we're too busy dreading toil to care

>>215094667
CWLTSHC

>>215094656
Maori seem alright they let white people do the gay little war dance

>>215094721
fuck off kier do a reddit ama instead

What's that song that goes like: "With jam in with jam in with jam in with jam in with jam in with jam in with jam in with jam in "

>>215094721
>won't solve the migrant problem, you're already asked by every job to provide right to work
>part of the shift to track all citizen activities, with the availability to deny public/private services based on that activity (thanks palantir)
>already got about three ids, im not paying for another

>>215094745
its funny if you watch early all blacks haka and its just some white blokes doing whatever they feel like, no choreography

>>215094758
"And I hope you like jam in too"

>>215094735
ktim

>>215094758
Your previous Peter Kay post gets ignored did it

and l hope you like yams in poo

>>215094778
lol

do maori's huff glue and the like the way abos love it?

IS TONY BLAIR BEHIND THIS

>>215094721
Rorke’s been told by GBeebies to be against them so he is, simple as that

Is this the reebok or the nike?

>>215094721
>create a "real" ID that the baddies don't have
>baddies suddenly find a way to get the "real" ID
>create a "real real" ID that the baddies don't have
>so on and so forth

>>215094758
Silento - watch me

>>215094805
Yeah but the second one made up for it

mate sent me a photo of his passport once to check him into a flight
been using anywhere that accepts it online as the id i'm uploading desu

Bournemouth XI: Petrovic; Jimenez, Diakite, Senesi, Truffert; Scott, Adams; Brooks, Tavernier, Semenyo; Evanilson.

Newcastle XI: Pope; Livramento, Botman, Thiaw, Burn, Hall; Miley, Tonali; Murphy, Willock; Woltemade.

>Sunderland XI: Roefs; Hume, Mukiele, Alderte, Reinildo; Xhaka, Sadiki; Talbi, Rigg, Le Fee; Isidior.

>Aston Villa XI: Martinez; Cash, Konsa, Mings, Digne; Kamara, McGinn; Guessand, Rogers, Buendia; Watkins.

>>215094812
not really. It's not really comparable to australia

feel like the general public turned on peter kay pretty harshly not sure what happened.

>>215094876
due to woke

>>215094869
who do you reckon has the biggest knob?

>>215094876
phoenix nights is very good

people just like to hate his standup now because its too REMEMBER THAT THING formulaic

>>215094902
Dan Burn <3

dina asher smith could beat me up cor

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>waddling outside
>hear women giggling 30 metres away
>presume they're laughing at me and get upset

pooing like a chocolate ice cream dispenser at a tesco factory

>>215094902
Woltemade looks like a german porn star

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

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>>215094876
did a music video with one of the women off loose women
no excuse

THAT'S MICHELLE

neoliberal bull logging in

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>>215094993
WITH JAM IN

>>215094721
What does it achieve?

Before women shaving became commonplace, men were men shagging women with hairy legs. Mad that.

la la la lava
ch ch ch chicken

british music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQZz39hJbkw

>>215095061
if i had a gf she would only be allowed to shave her vaginar and only stubble at the minimum no smooth and she has to grow out her armpit hair

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you will die a terrible, terrible death

watching cooking youtube before the football

managed to scrape a few quid together, it's all going on bristol city

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Come and get your black bin bags,
They're on offer till December,
Come and get your black bin bags,
They're long and black and slender.
Heavy duty black bin bags,
No matter what your gender.
Heavy duty black bin bags,
Whether straight or bender.
Just rip with me, and tear with me, right now!
Just rip with me, and rip with me, and tear with me right now!

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8hrs in to my 10hr Sunday shift
47.50/hr but I miss being NEET a lot

no one wants to meet at the tollington in 1hr 30 or so?

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The car boot sale (earlier)

>>215094869
Players like Cash playing for Poland because England is too retarded to retire old players lest they get angry headlines from the Juden Presse really does my fucking head in
Call up some other fucking players and retire Kayne he's too old for this shit and doesn't score nearly enough goals considering the entire squad is usually shaped around him

skyrim sex mods with certain mods I won't mention (sex anal with the lizard mods)

>>215095289
cash isn't good enough to play for england

Why do boomers drink the sugar free monster in the boomer meme

>>215095283
The white biomass

>>215095283
brilliant
was saying the other day how there's not many around nowadays
you get anything good? i bet it's near impossible to find a bargain nowadays

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>>215095304
You are a nigger
You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen

>>215095312
the wife wants em to watch the ol' waistline

>>215095283
Is this Crewe

>>215095061
hot

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>>215095329
Got a shoebox of random Warhammer for £1 that I've not actually looked through yet lel, excited to do so later

need to meet people but i have no hobbies or interests

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>>215091352
NOGGGERRRRRRRRR!?!?;?!?;?!!?!!??!??

downloading the witcher 3

>>215095283
walton street innit
hull
I remember you posting a pic of that sunday market before
what did you get?
i used to get knock off dvds from there when dvds were big

>>215095358
don't know anything about warhammer but for a quid you can't go wrong
oh yes oh yes that is what a car boot sale is about

>>215095363
Get a job
Most shagging takes place at work
My work has this autistic 38 year old who used to live in America
Everyone hates him and yet he's shagging some 42 year old bint from clothing because everyone hates her too
the workplace is better than tinder

remember to properly season your food

>>215095395
>when dvds were big
yes unc

>>215095283
miss going to car boot sales 20-25 years ago and getting decent stuff for next to nothing

do many of 'them' go to car boot sales?

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Cars (2006) was the last movie to be released on both VHS and Blu-Ray.

fucking below fpl average AGAIN fucking FED UP of thisbshit

>>215095333
pretty based

i bet you had an xbox when you were at school and everyone else who had playstation laughed at you

>>215095444
not in hull

>>215095444
No its very white because its a very British cultural tradition
Niggers and Indians go to chain shops because they're retarded and also thieves

Is an American swap meet the same as a car boot sale?

What kind of name is Yeardley anyway

White people who live in towns with <100k people creep me out more than anyone

No they can't because the vice chair's here, I TAKE CHARGE.

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Come join me, anon

>>215095509
Me in the 17%

>>215095395
my knock off dvds came from a chinese man at the pub unironically called chang
used to get all kinds of dodgy shit, went away for it

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>White people who live in towns with <100k people creep me out more than anyone

>>215095542
always imagine its a bbc everytime i wrap my hand around one of those baguettes

and then he goes "cos books is like kryptonite to a n word" and i was pissin meself werent i barbara haha yeah we both were

might make some french haute cuisine by cooking something normal but then adding half a pack of butter and four cloves of garlic

What kinda of gay niggerfaggot came up with the name swap meat

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>>215095568

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>>215095542
drink a blood pack in mostly empty local hospital
drink two

got spunk on the screen of my steamdeck

swapping my meat with mike matei's

>>215095610
whose is it?

>>215095610
ick on eck lad

Just spent £110 on a jumper

>>215095610
Stop playing furry porn games or you'll become a radical left wing extremist

new
>>215093433
>>215093433
>>215093433

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>White people who live in towns with <100k people creep me out more than anyone

get the crisps eaten

>>215095509
reform occupied, what a shock

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abu when she sees me hit a treble 20

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Might go to church even though I hate god for either creating me into this hellscape or for not existing to have stopped my creation into this hellscape
Might not though

seeing my posts on a-z quotes

my dogs asleep but his tail is wagging

>>215095774
Clue gainage.

>>215095812
post doggo pls

>>215095509
need an option for glass them both

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>>215095818
Nigger Sneed
Formerly alive

do we really need another /brit/?

>He's buffering his posts for the subsequent thread

mental how women go completely mental over an attractive man

guys the football starts soon

can't be fucked making a new on a sunday night

yeah i'm going to do my risotto now

get it fucking made right now

Why did my white Rorke ass just go to that German thread that was just linked thinking it was /brit/ LOL

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>>215095969
>risotto

need a kiwi to get the job done again?

any make the new man in?

>>215095994
gonna make it in a wok for a laugh

someone recommend me a movie to watch or Netflix or prime plssssss

sucking a golfball

the golfball gimmick is dangerous and downright stupid

>>215096030
new maker aka shot caller

>>215096017
Took a Kiwi to split the atom and climb everest and it's going to take a Kiwi to make the new

>>215096017
get on it Kizzy

>>215096027
yea, "for a laugh"

>>215096076
>>215096076
>>215096076

>>215096059
Seen it