if your cunt (or place of origin) isn't colored here you're literally a subhuman barbarian
>>215093953the tribe i descend from is playable for the first time
>>215093953Fuck... okay...
>>215093953Based Latvia is there, feels good man
>>215094279>play Europa Universalis>start off as the Order>engage cheat console
>oh no, my country isn't in a silly map painting game, i'm a barbarian subhuman
>>215093953>no colorvgh… we bvtvks were free warriors, not statesissies like m*nang and malays…
>>215094386i thought baltics hated the teuton/livonian orders because of the northern crusades o algo
>>215093953finland stronk
Where we droppin, bros?
>GroBgeorgiumsVGH...
>>215093953i want to play as timur and restablish the mongol empire
>>215093953I WILL play as my shitter home village in the HREI WILL culture convert half of Europe so they speak our retarded dialectYou WILL like it, and you WILL be happy
>>215093953:(
Sweden looks kinda big, let's see if anything good happened IRL right after the start dateOhOh noOh no no no no NO NO NO
>>215093953ive played as russia in eu4 and conquered my city and its quite good to develop especially since russia gets development reduction in the steppe. its weird russia doesnt get a unique religious policy or something since they didn't really convert all of the eastern steppe like you have to do in eu4. i hope they address it in eu5
>>215093953Bulgaria is white
>>215093953my country is lowkey the main protagonist of this game :)
>>215097571are you referring to the black death or to the kalmar union? or to something else entirely?
>>215093953I can't wait to play Granada and convert Spain and Southern France to Islam
>>215097858It's more about becoming the third rome and picking up form the recently destroyed byzantium. Kazan does get huge religious tolerance.
>>215097935I hope they fix the 80 years war in EU5. It's real dumb how just anyone gets the netherlands, it feels absolutely pivotal that they were fighting Spain.
>>215097935if i have to suffer yet another spain which is left with only balearic islands but still controlling all of america as colonial subjects i will bomb paradox headquarters in minecraft
>>215093953Time to create the Ottoman Empire (again).
>>215093953>his country isn't at the center of the cover artngmi
