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>>215100309How are you ppl
you like mr sparkle?
>>215100309GRIZLORD
ok we will use this one
>>215100339Good I thought you died pavel
>>215100339good, you?
>>215100309Muttbros... why do we wanna go back so bad? Like wtf haha
U rikey rikey?
>>215100431israel said we have to
>>215100418>pavel
>>215100436More of a tits man myself. Men also have asses and I don't find them attractive
>>215100474buts the ass you have sex with
>>215100524>he has sex with asses
caught a cold after drinking Cachaca and going to bed>>215100339yea
>>215100609yea
>>215100616vitamin d 5000 IU and 50mg ZincAsap
It's finally in stock again and not for $200/lb. What a time to be alive
>>215101064whats so special about it?>t. gunlet
>>215100418I will live forever
>>215100420I'm fine too, have some dental problems but it's bearable for now
>>215100802First I drank hot water mixed with lemon juiceneed to go out and buy some citrus fruits and oysters (._.)
Playing InZoi right now, gonna make a skin head and go around beating people
>>215101208hahaha why?
>>215101104Useful for oddball stuff I (and many others, apparently) like to do. It's a smokeless powder mesnt to simulate black powder in volume and pressure. It was made for people loading old black powder cartridges, but these properties make it useful for making subsonic ammo which is kind of in vogue at the moment
>>215101154dentist?>>215101166Fuck all that, buy some liquid vit d3 (cholecalciferol) and some Zinc and you will be fine tomorrow, I've cured tens of anons with this.
>>215101336I've made an appointment for 25th
>>215101208Is it The Sims for Gen Z?
>>215101281Bored
>>215101208>you now remember gmod role play trolling videos Good times
>>215101364hope you fix the problem
>>215100436I saved this picture. Putting it in my "white girls" folder.
Cooking up some alligator gar with my cumboys
>>215101414I remember my friends and I playing on our Big City server, just messing around in the sandbox and watching movies. Some English-speaking dude came onto our server and started harassing us, so we ragdolled him, crucified him on a burning cross, and blasted Johnny Rebel songs on the screen...
>>215101512symmetrical digits
>>215101491lmao I there was a Mordhau rp server that I would go on and chuck rocks and anyone trying to RP. I would also build spikes into the gate so anyone trying to get into the main RP area would get impaled
>>215101336haven't taken any supplements other than whey protein since I was 16.. From now on I'm going to buy a few and try them out one by one
Here’s your LatinX GF
InZoi is fucking insane, my character just did a spinning kick to a face of some asian lady
>>215101582Brilliant. I love trolling RP servers. There was a relatively short lived game called blade symphony which had dueling servers. The were pretty much exclusively filled with RP'ers, though, pretending they're some ultimate samurai warrior in chat and shit. I loved hoping in and dunking on all the dudes standing around flashing their blades at each other right in the middle of their diatribes about how cool they are. Didn't take long before I got banned from them all, though
caнaдa юca мeхикo
>>215101619These are not supplements per say. They are a vitamin and an essential trace element. And yes don't buy multivitamins, always separate.
>>215101639would
>>215101582>>215101698I always wanted to gather dozen of people and go on some samp RP shithole and play as a KKK-like group, kidnapping nighers and all that shit
LIFE STARTS AT 30
you're life started yesterday. hurry up and get to living!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-FtCZqQcDZQ
thanks to this flu I've slept like complete shit for the last 3 days
>>215101698I did something similar in Mordhau as well. In the RP servers the text would appear over your head, so I would spawn in and throw smoke bombs everywhere then kill my self to respawn
>>215101836I was gonna do that with my brother on gmod rp, but gmod servers these days require like 1 hour of installation to even get into
i want to die
Where’s the best schnitzel in mass?
>>215102083Yeah. We in Russia had a Gmod RP server called Rashkinsk it was gold, but in its prime had so many addons my PC couldn't even play the server man
>>215100309nice picture, think im gonna add this to my collection
momberg came home an hour early so now im high and going to the mall w her
>>215102153I'm gonna visit you next year.
>>215102160I wonder what drugs feel like
>>215101796looked up the ingredients in multivitamin products and they're kinda scamsThe ingredients in each pill are in very small amounts haha
>>215100431makes it easier to nuke beijing
Had a dream where an old man tried to kill me cause he wanted to know what it was like to murder someone before he dies. When I stopped him he said “oh ok sorry, but now I know that I won’t actually kill you so you can trust me” and then he tried to kill me again
Bear boardhttps://youtube.com/shorts/QHYpiOhhgGg?si=i7Tu62-BtsjbBOIS
>>215102417Theres different dosages. Vit d3 is pure in the liquid form.
Grabbed a candy bar and ended up NOT eating it. Proud of my restraint
>>215102463e' lui? o non e' lui?
>>215102565Eat my pussy instead
it's barely 6 inches. More like 5.5"
>>215102579Certo che è luihttps://youtube.com/shorts/ZkdXtGuecOQ?si=qSaA1IFF975nIDfp
whats a site that lets you make videos form an image and a prompt? hailuo doesnt work anymore
>>215102613SIGNORIIL GATTOLINO
>>215102621ask grok saar
>>215102653
Why doesn’t the beheading of an Indian man in broad daylight by an illegal Cuban in the US of A make big news
There's a famous authentic Eastern European restaurant in East Sac owned by an Albanian and a Mexican, everyone orders the Pork Schnitzel and Chicken Paprikash
I'm a woman
>>215102794whiteboi gotta dump truck
Dead skin tastes good my balls were shedding dead skin and that shit was delicious
looking at a Mossberg 500. it's cheap and there's no 3-day waiting period like with handguns.
why would somebody lie
>>215102860have you taken any antibiotics recently?
https://youtu.be/kp5wvpkf-EA
>>215102906No
>>215102868Shotgun mouthwash
>>215102942Actually, I was gonna point it at my chin instead.
Is this guy white in your opinion
in the grim darkness of the far future there is only penis
Suicide is gay as fuck
>>215102397weed is kind of like alcohol but less intense and more relaxing
Feels like I'm never gonna get to fuck a black girl
I look like this
>>215103094Same It’s a shame
There was another left wing mass shooting in my state last night (New Hampshire)He shouted free palestine before opening firing at a wedding reception
I don't take religious people seriously when they say racist shit.
back from church
>>215103138>Rich New England country clubYou get what you fucking deserve!!
>>215103138did anyone die?
>>215103325One guy, two others were shot
>>215103344fuck...did they shoot the guy?
>>215103277PUSSY PUFFED UP LIKE A BEE STING GUESS I'LL GO TO CHURCH IN MY G-STRING
more like poo hampshire
>>215103366He's in custody and currently being raped in the anus
do you need to use a chainsaw on those cacti in the desert or can you just run them over
>>215103386Californians are subhumans. Fuck you liberal faggots I can't wait until we nuke your whole state to glass
Britain, Canada, and Australia now recognize the nation of Palestine!Check the news!!
>>215103388How did they catch him? Why didn't they shoot him?
>>215103441>Why didn't they shoot him?he must've been white.
>>215103423tom brady is californian
shame that medieval europeans didn't have access to cacti, they could have used them for some brutal torture methods
>>215103476He also has no loyalty to the team that made him, or the woman that birthed his children. He's a scumbag as you would expect from a californian
>>215103423WOW based
>>215103518bill belicheck is at north carolina now, do you hate him too?
https://soundcloud.com/hunter-nadeau-266420381Here's the little faggot cuck gunman's playlistIf you check the following you can find his friends too including what I think is a girlfriend. Should be fun to hit her up
>>215103550I couldn't give a fuck less about football after COVID if im being honest but no. If you still watch football after they made it so obvious how they think of you, then you deserve everything thats coming to you
>>215103653I looked like this
>sportsball enjoyer stopped enjoying sportsballthey're evolving...
>>215102441>parking nukes in a hostile nation>instead of one of the friendly ones that would also be closer to beijing?????????????????????
I bought a stove that costs more than my car
>>215103608>not watching college footballsad!
>>215103706Once they got rid of the redskins name it went downhill
>>215103756this bitch UCKERS
>>215103714No he's retarded, nothing to do with china. Realistically it's a convenient refuel spot for strikes on Iran
i think im going to starve
>>215103719Gas?
>>215103885Induction is more expensive I think
this but work
surely a digger would remove cacti while you're making a road?
>>215103901Brutal but true
>>215103924This post made me want to play daggerfall. Not sure why
>sportsball
>gay retards
>>215103938The onion can be funny. The babylon bee is so pathetic
>>215103965jason can you post your ass?
>>215103899Yeah of course. I got a combined gas + electric just in case. Sometimes in the middle of cooking something I run out of gas and continue on the electric. That happens once a year probably otherwise I don't use the electric.
Bluesky just banned rape porn and the users are NOT happy
>>215104019lmao
>tranime
I can’t remember the last time I genuinely laughed at a movie
So you like to watch black men running around getting sweaty playing with BALLS? Interesting......so you like BALLS? Am I getting that right? Sportsballers LOVE BALLS!
>>215104107I hate old world blues but this made me chuckle
>>215103885Induction electricI hate cooking with gas
>gay retard immediately starts seething and lusting over ballssad! very low test energy!
and that's the story about how paul newman touched my penis while we were trapped underneath the great pyramids of giza.
At a restaurant, will post my food once it arrives
>>215104107jason please post your bum
we all need to come together
>>215104058have you seen that clip from some chinese film where they have the holy chinese soldier tied to a cross and blow it up
I will never post another picture of myself EVER, you FAGGOT That's a quote.
>>215104177lucky nibba
>>215104150>I hate cooking with gasWhy? It's the best in terms of immediate control over the heat.
Good arrived
>>215104237you're a fag THO
Just had to watch an episode of carpool karaoke with the GFNow I hate that corden fag even more (he’s 100% closeted)
Why does no one make screw conveyer rotary airlocks. Seems like a no brainer for applications where material shesring and abrasiveness is a problem
So I'm trying to reconnect with some old friends of mine that I lost contact with and I sent them all a text last week and haven't heard back. They're not bad people or anything, I feel if I bumped into them on the street they'd be happy to see me. But I was just wondering if I should give them another text, a call, or just let them go.
>>215104261what do they call that
we need a girl's day out.
>>215104312Greek skillet
>>215104305They didn't respond so you should consider them dead to you. I'm not kidding.
>>215104324there are no women here
>>215104261Interesting, what is this? Beef with eggs and some kind of crumbly cheese?
It's going to rain hard. Was going to clean the gutters but I might just use this as an excuse to fire up the ole Xbox and play some vidya instead.Should I play Fallout 4 or Splinter Cell Blacklist?
>>215104355There are dickgirls here though
>you FAGGOT
>>215104243There is basically zero times while cooking that heat needs to be adjusted. And if it does, I'm reducing the heat. Turning a gas knob down or turning an induction coil down works at the exact same rate.Those resistive coils are shit for that, thoughbeit.The tradeoff of being able to increase my heat faster (which gas is still slower than induction, but let's pretend you're correct) compared to the need to ventilate the carbon monoxide and insane amounts of waste heat is not worth it.
I’m a man of constant sorrow
I’m going through changes rn and I’m just so frustrated with so many people and I'm ready to leave them behind like I'm not the same and I wanna unknow everybody from my old self and I want them to forget me too
>>215104355we are all blessed children of venus.i'll schedule the mani pedis, you schedule the brunch.
>>215104373If you're playing on console I strongly suggest splinter cell. Bethesda games on consoles are notoriously shit. I played fallout 3 and Skyrim on launch.
>>215104460Kinda have a hankerin for Splinter Cell anyways, Blacklist is such a good game even if they did try to ruin canon by turning Sam into a DILF.
>>215104368American-styled Greek skillet. Over easy eggs in top with feta cheese
>>215104429>There is basically zero times while cooking that heat needs to be adjustedWell that's not true in my case. >Turning a gas knob down or turning an induction coil down works at the exact same rate.Maybe you are right, I've never used induction and probably the modern shit is very sensitive and immediate.>>215104495Nice. Are you at a Greek diner?
>>215104451stop worrying so much about what others think of you.
Poop?Funny.
Hava nagila hava
>>215104515No just a normal breakfast restaurant. Almost every breakfast place in America has a Greek skillet as an option
>>215104539Hotel? Trivago.
I like feta cheese on a pizza with steak, spinach, and onion
>>215104515The reason that induction has such a rapid response is because the cooktop isn't a large thermal mass like a resistive cooktop. The cooktop itself doesn't heat, the pan does. This is mostly true for gas because the grill it sits upon has little mass to hold heat.
>>215100309>I'm a private chef>My client had a party yesterday, inviting over two hundred people >Had to track ALL of their dietary needs, hire cooks, and mass order ingredients>Rich people are built weird so they have hyper-specific allergies and calorie requirements >Our source was out of eggs so we had to hunt 300 eggs last minute>Because I had to hire three helpers I took a pay cutI fucking loathe events like this.
Why did P*tin nuke his country's already poor standing in the world for a few hundred miles of farmland?
>>215104684he intended on being successful
>>215104665maybe the next one will be EZ breeZee
>>215104665yeah i hate having to do my job description too
>>215104665The ability to manage projects like that is incredibly hard to find. If you aren't making lods of emone you should get into construction or engineering management.
>>215104659Yeah I always think of induction as a normal electric but it's a completely different thing. I'm just used to seeing the flame and adjusting according to that. That's what I've always cooked with. And it's very cheap here. But you have to refill he gas which is a pain in the ass.
I just played a game of Hellfivers 2 and nobody joined my lobby so I had to do the mission alone. These NPCs running around in blue uniforms are kind of nice, but why do they punish monetary if an NPC dies from my mortar turret? That's dumb!
>>215104708Successful at what? If Ukraine surrendered in 2 days it's not like the rest of the world would suddenly be cool with it
>>215104738I make loads of money, I just take cuts when I hire help, which is only once or twice a month.
>>215104538ThanksTime to wrap it up and move on
mom and i are going to the movies
>>215104789how do you know?
>>215104780Why don't you just join the real army and fight some real Nazis?
How do I stop the negative voices and thoughts, Anon? I'm a 29 year old virgin with no relationship experience who has realized I have hurt myself in ways I cannot even begin to express. There's no time machine, no way back, and I'm doing my best to live in the present. But the negativity doesn't go away, it doesn't disappear, it all just hurts.
i'm bored and i'm boring, thanks for reading
>>215104780Is helldivers 2 still worth to play these days? I never touched it
>>215104836because poland and the EU seethe at russia every single day
>>215104852How would I fight myself though
>>215104823Gonna reach over and finger her in the darkness of the theater, surrounded by strangers, so she has to fight to keep her moans contained lest she attract attention?
>>215104861Dunno bro, to me the game lost its spark, it's really fucking repetitive
i'm gonna move to london or paris and become a famous fashion designer. here's a sneak peak.
>>215104910he didnt post that https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/214896227/#214898075
>>215104925Let me kiss you
>>215104972is that supposed to be a see through dress?
>>215104665which one ate the 300 eggs
The bagel store finally opened but now there's a line outside
>>215105033ew gross no get your mind out of the gutter
>>215105046Skill issue
>>215105060then why did you draw her body and legs below her dress?
Recently, Dad told me a story about how my grandfather and his friends were celebrating Fisherman's Day at their boathouse on the shore of Lake Baikal. Police from the Fisheries Inspectorate showed up, and one of them started making noise and trying to disperse the men. Then my grandfather and his friends pushed the policeman into the boathouse and locked him inside. A few hours later, more police arrived and asked my grandfather to let their man go.My grandfather also gave fake bribes to the Fisheries Inspectorate police. He once told me he gave a policeman a bottle of cognac as a bribe, only instead of cognac, it was tea with sugar.
>>215105046boo hoo, nigga
>>215105084anatomy
watching sportsball
>>215104972How can you sit there and eat pizza
Guys my dick is ready to be sucked if there are any takers
I keep waiting for God to smite us down but he never does.
>>215105212sometimes god needs a little help to get the ball rolling :3
Might grab a 3rd cup of coffee
>>215105109Living in a corrupt state must be nice. You can just bribe your way out of crime
eatin some corn on da cob
i bet y'all niggas ain't NEVER done community servicewhen was the last time you cleaned up trash from the local parkwhen was the last time you tutored a troubled youthwhen was the last time you volunteered at a senior centerbum-ass niggas
Plan for the day1. Finish off pot of coffee 2. Shit and piss for a couple hours then shower3. Buy new car battery 4. Do some school work
>>215105126Based
>>215105274That was like in the 80sBut my dad doesn't bribes, he just threws his fish nets out and they can't prove he was fishing. To be honest it's retarded to begin with, we are natives why the fuck government's puts it's nose in our fishing to begin with?
it's giving "sentient tub of lard" honey. try harder next time.
covfefe for lunch
>>215105307When I was young I got a underage drinking ticket, and had to do community service at a YWCA shelter
What is even the constituency for liberalism>You can have gay sex!I'm not gay>You can have premarital sex!Women are all hateful crows now. Sex was probably more fun and plentiful in 1934.>You can smoke weed!All the weed is demon weed from hell and everyone I know who touches the stuff seems to live on the verge of tearsI don't think this thing is coming back
>>215105307I played mahjongg at the senior center in my town, and worked at a soup kitchen for a mandatory day of service my freshman year in collegeboth were fun
>>215105394just, like, wikipedia it
>>215105307i volunteer for events
It's been said that I am a master of parkour
>>215105394Those are all old settled issues get with the program we moved on to defending the right to cut your penis off and take gender bending chemicals
>>215105440They make it look so easy when you watch it then you try it irl and damn..
>>215105394liberalism is the yin to conservative's yang
ripped a fart that smells like rotten eggs
>>215105307I volunteer at a local nature reserve
>>215105307I'm involved with a group that cleans parks/hills and around rivers in my city, we do this 2-3 times a year.When I was in highschool some classmates and I used to have a day were people would bring us clothes, toys and books and we would give them to orphans, I still do this once a year with clothes.
>>215105307I used to clean up shooting pits. Now I just do trail maintenance because all the mexicans make cleaning the pits completely meaningless. We took 2 tons of garbage out one day and the following weekend it was just as bad
Powerful
Community service is gay. What has the community ever done for me? Pay me monies, dollar bills, and I'll serve the community plenty
>>215105667what have you ever done for the community?
>>215105386>YWCADid they have a vacancy for a back scrubber?
i am sad
Posting YouTube thumbnails should be an automatic perma.
>>215105667First part of this post is based
>>215105690why
>>215105694without link
>>215105667>what has the community ever done for me?Everything
JFK once said: Do not ask what your country can do for you, but what you can do to make your country worse for indians?
''''''''community'''''''''' and it's meth addicts and jasonkin that touch kids
>>215105707my OCD is torturing me
>>215105667I like my city, you meet new people, you have a couple of beers and make place you live in a little bit nicer. Honestly its a lot of fun.
>>215105736Ok so when has the community given me sex? Didn't happen
sex-mex
>>215105772Touch my dick 20 times
My undies keep getting stuck on my thick thighs
>>215105797I think leaving my city a worse place is better. I want to contribute to degredation and anomie
im shleepy
>>215105862you do you bro
My cat stole my chap stick and I don't know what she done with it
>>215105688All of the women at the shelter were gross looking black women
>>215105902post kot
>>215105894it's the middle of the day
Trying to watch football but it's just constant penalties, shit sport
>>215105919Well obviously, it's a battered womens shelter
>>215105959yes and?
Tired of this normies schtick >I'm le well adjusted I do happy normal things I am normal tee hee I do normies things like party and socialize irl look at me I am a normie
>>215105657the 10 year anniversary of the "they targeted gamers. gamers." copypasta is in like 3 weeks.
>finally get a job>no training whatsoever>coworkers acknowledge its basically just learn by fire because tis so busy and situations arise that arent a normal thing to prepare for>naturally I fuck up a lot because I dont know what Im doing >or ask them for help>they get visibly upset with me
Only got drunk 4 out of 7 days last week
Lunch
>>215106013wat da job?
>>215105973thats why you watch college football. the penalties are funny
>>215106013that was me. i was there for 6 months but i was still the worst worker in the kitchen
Most American "communities" are full of revolting subhumans Real community service would be to round them all up into camps
>>215106031Looks great
>>215106039explosive ordinance disposal
>>215106013Welcome to most jobs
>>215106063Kitchen work is easy Just keep everything stocked/prepped underneath the line and you're good to go
>>215106044I know, NFL is unwatchable now
>>215106097no, every other job I got there was some training or they ease you into the work place. this one they just dropped me into the deep end and said good luck
>>215106129dem boys will save us. just you wait..
I heard you guys won't have any fair elections anymore and you will basically turn into Putins Russia.How do you feel about that?
Every time I've shown up for a job interview nobody knows there's an interview scheduled
bros...
>>215106134What's the job? Every job I've had, there is a natural assumption you know what you're doing to some degree even if you don't because everything is a little different anywhere you go. I'm a mechanic though (not cars)
Where can I find a job where I am paid money to suck on breasts? Not interested in porn, just want to suck on breasts
anthropologists have been studying for decades what specific conditions result in small armed conflicts developing into civil war vs. just acting as a pressure release valve.anyways, those libtard woke professors must lose their jobs
Venezuela's government is involved in drug trafficking
>>215106193It's the genocidal organ
>>215106163I don't care so long as the orange man doesn't interfere with my porn or memes he can be emperor for life
>>215106163
I reported my former employer to ICE Going to check on it next week to see if they got fucked up
>I heard you guys won't have any fair elections anymore and you will basically turn into Putins Russia.>How do you feel about that?
>>215102696foto carina
>>215106264Germs really do be way too opinionated about us
>>215106309can you go take your shit memes back to /pol/ please
Missed a touchdown because I took the dog out to pee
>>215106286lol
Hey, are you lonely?Summer gone so slowlyWe found the groundAnd that damage was doneIt's cold as you fade into the sun
>>215106229I see.>>215106264Context?
Check out this ring
non riesco a trovare un lavoro, sono triste per questo.
>can you go take your shit memes back to /pol/ please
>>215106430your bf proposed?
zitti, d'shitfano
>>215106404The context is that Germany is gay and Germans like scat because they are a shit big like people, or something
>>215106430You have soft hands
>>215101154Dental plan ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ needs braces
>>215106470*bug like
>>215106449I don't have a "b-f"
which is better for a throat full of mucus? orange juice or lemon tea/lemonade?
>>215106528Sulfuric acid
>>215106535>>215106535New
Chappell Roan has a nice ass
>>215106470But how is this an answer to my question? Very strange reply
i feel bad cummypies. should i cancel the movie night with mom?
>>215106592Shut up faggot I don't need to answer anything
