Pub edition
honestly i am a worthless ugly spiteful little wretch and i should simply just die!
that's the meals prepped for the week ahead
god forbid an American enjoys posting on /brit/
love shrimp, shame seafood is so expensive because it's delicious and good for you
>>215103480shrimp 10 quid a bag from the chinky shoplast you months
>>215103480your brain is filled with mercury
>>215103434flag on hun
>>215103480mmm little sea bugs
>>215103497fearmongering retard, keep eating your bacon and drinking your milk though
was around a lot of teen girls in exercise gear today and... fucking hell, just fucking hell
Mental health playing up. Might drink beer and play Dark Souls
Manlet kings rise up
>COMIC RELIEF FUNDS LEGAL EFFORTS TO KEEP ILLEGAL MIGRANTS IN UK>BiD (Bail for Immigration Detainees) has received over £400,000 in donations from Comic Relief
>>215103547>teen girls18 and above?
want to boost my gut biome again a couple of forkfuls of kimchi, bit of yoghurt drink, swig or two of kombuchathen brush teeth and might wash my balls and arse before bedcan't wait until I'm tucked in all comfy
>>215103581just drink yakult every morningmakes me fart all day so it must be doing something
persnickety
>>215103580:)
>>215103434Ktim
>>215103580>_>
Don't realise how fit they are till you're in that situation
>I'm not a fag, it was my gut biome. It was the kefir I was on
>>215103413The lads. All dead now, sadly.
wonder what sacked tranny the mentally ill paedophile lolcow freakshow failson with no friends is having for dinner
might go to bed
>>215103598im on the activia and the actimel I forget which ones which, but they're quite tasty and i get loads of farts as well
not a scrap of food in the cupboard nor the fridge
>>215103637Tony was such a shitty boss.
morning lads
>>215103542Bacon and milk are good things though
>As long as you never earn a salary more than £2k per month you never have to pay your student loanActually if you actually read the fine print it says you must start repayments after 15 years regardless of income.
>>215103665
Um!! xx
right well
>>215103665Who the fuck wanks to this
>>215103449I assume my meals have been prepped for me over the weekend
>>215103665i don’t think this is anatomically accurate
>>215103656me waking up tomorrow morning
>>215103716Freaks
where's ziedbelg
>>215103547was at the beach a few times over the summer and well it should be illegal for them to be there quite frankly
>>215103751Beaten to death by his stepdad and thrown off the river Vlaardoo rolled up in an old carpet
>>215103695Nope
>>215103687both equally or more toxic than seafood thoughpoint being no use being afraid of food because you got psyopped like a woman into thinking you'll die
>>215103751having a wholesome sunday roast with his wife and three children
>>215103567fuck mecaused that cunt brain damage
>>215103751he posted his sponsors this morning and dipped. better things to do you see.
surprisingly big tits
>>215103751
New Sam Hyde vids have me in tears
yeah sure lol bet he topped himself
>>215103480im on a seafood diet
>>215103861why x
>>215103861unfunny twat
>>215103861Alright virgin
>>215103861gayest post of all time
that's the smelly evil incel castle clean and tidy
>>215103861he looks like the biggest jew that ever jew'd the goyim in history
>Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem’ and in ‘be’. >3019 results found.
>>215103880I felt the same way last time I saw him but I hadnt watched him in years and now I find him funnyNice how openly antisemitic he can be now too
>>215103567am far too worried about dropping a lad, him smashing his head and dying and me going to jail for this kind of response. more a kick him in the bollocks and leg it kind of lad me.
sniff thatgo onsniff that
>>215103915>Nice how openly antisemitic he can be now toohe's been that way for over ten years
Had two tasks planned for my productive Autumn weekend. One is very concrete, I know exactly what I need to do. The other is more of a vague notion of something I should work on. I've wasted the entire weekend trying to work on the vague thing without much progress. Lesson learned: don't waste time EVER.
>>215103911he thinks it's art
>>215103465disgusting
>>215103567us manlets live with a life of seething over the height thinggot to be very stupid to give us shortarses an opportunity to unload
>>215103964his mental illness is unmatched
>>215103949It was well over 10 years ago I last watched himWhen he was doing ted talks and shit in 2013I was still in school
>>215103861Sam Hyde the nonce, yeah?
>>215103904ktim
>>215103480I'm more of a scallop man
>>215103911i've genuinely never seen anything like it
>I'm not a fag. It was pure satire. None of you get it.
>>215104029
>I'm more of a scallop man
girls from Nebraska always seem to be absolutely beautiful giganormies, wild that
Britain, Canada, and Australia now recognize the nation of Palestine!Check the news!
>>215104078shut up you gay spacker
I feel like a roastieI hit 30 and now I want kidsI just can't find a woman because I despise fatties and I'm too ugly and autistic to get anyone but fat girls
>>215104087So?
Poo Barmer? I barely know her!
>>215104075rancid things
Just ate three Charlie Bigham’s meals for two in rapid succession as a treat
rorke doing stuffleftypol doing stuff but in a gay way
>>215104106it’s true thoughlast four girls i’ve had successful dates with/fucked were these giganormie 8/10s from Nebraska. in fact i think the only hot women i’m able to actually rizz up seem to be these sheltered midwestern notmie girls
>>215103861i liked his funny stuff from years ago like the ted talk and the mde sketches but i've tried to watch some of his recent vids and its just him rambling on for an hour not for me
>>215104021he's so much worse than mousenonce it's actually quite scaryhe's now at the point where he is buying books on the gherkin because he thinks it looks like a cock. the guy should unironically be in jail>>214840807
The gf
hi
>>215104162fucking screaming
frog with a gun
>>215104157his reaction to the Charlie Kirk situation was so gay and soy, it was insane to see a 40 year old man react like that
>>215104171grim
>>215104184er hi
why did he say that
>>215104162don't have the image but he made a custom shirt with his sponsors on it and took a pic wearing it
head still hurts
im on a seaweed diet. i see weed and frickin smoke it lmao
>>2151041476 bighams is BIG bighaming
just remembered the 6 million
>>215104165glad our JK is burning down all this tranny nonsense
Psychic TV is so fucking good
Need to get the high power grill out
>>215104231nice one bruce
>>215104087in response, Israel has decided to commit more warcrimes
>>215104224yep, he is fucked in the headthis general is his life sadly
>>215104220chubby little nigger boy
>>2151042396 million what?
>>215104226why my umchicken x
mental how fit they are
>>215104280hangoverhad a few too many um and cokes last night
>frickin
>>215104285thanks for using my correct pronouns
catberg currently having a bath and going to town on his arse, they always do that dont they
>>215104294UM x
>>215104294>um and cokes
>>215104311nice one cody
>>215104199it wasn't gay or soy it's a fairly normal reaction to watching someone get murdered for beliefs that are more moderate than your own if you're not an irony poisoned freakthe problem was it was clearly performative
>>215104296skinny little nigger boy
tonights kino, con air
>>215104152None of this is true you stupid muppet
>>215104110I turned 30 and found the lomlI'm unironically glad I waited
kaytim
https://vocaroo.com/1cikGX6NesU1
>>215104320what do you mean? x
https://youtu.be/uijdQwyA-5E?si=F4SKvFG75T-32ZBkHoly shit what an amazing song
>>215104313Left catberg and dogberg alone on a 10hr shiftDogberg behaved but catberg must have gotten hungry and eaten her own fur cause she had puked up a big old furball on her tower
little chinaman on a moped delivering my $30 worth of mcdonalds
you know what i fancy a rum and cok right now
>>215104296ktimnever felt comfortable swearing
um bottom
Oh dear.https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2025-09-19/oxford-university-pushed-out-of-top-three-uk-university-ranking-for-first-time
>>215104328dude he was saying it was go time and civil war time and then later went on an hour long 80 iq rant about why the constitution is bad. that is very gay and soy. also kirk was a zionist puppet like
>>215104361Holy shit what an amazing song
>>215104184Meowl
I'm not a muzzie lover but why is it suddenly controversial to recognise Palestine as independent country? It just never existed?
>>215104374i dont know i just got anxious x
>>215104361what if he's actually cute though
>>215104379Jackie Scran
>>215104341Are you gunna have kidsGirls young enough to give me five kids don't want an old ugly inceladus like me
>>215104377kek shes done youcould get her an autofeeder maybe
>>215104379only get pakis and romanians delivering food over here
just remembered that audio of the sperg NEET retard holed up in his smeggy bedroom whilst his parents' marriage falls apart due to how much of a fucking loser he is
I am poo.
>>215104391Sargon vid on this blaming their diversity hires is gunna be a bangerI went to Oxford (Corpus Christi College, home of the Millibands) and there was just a single niggard in my entire year (Rhodes scholar from corrupt rich African parenrs) but now apparently its jam packed with darkies
>>215104449you're becoming feral, louis!
>>215104457s
>>215104412please respect her she/her pronouns
>>215104416snorting irl
>>215103413dont know why people go into pubs and get bottles of beer you can get them at home for cheaper
>>215104416lmao
>>215104463holden
>>215104457LOIS IM A POO SEEL
>>215104441get south americans in south london
>>215103861yeah i was crying laughing at how cringey and pathetic he is
>>215104489Holden is Aussie nobody knows what a Holden is outside of AustraliaI live in a ford town so I still don't know
>>215103861He's a nonce, mate
>>215104376tune ngl
bulgogi and chips for tea
>>215104418I am not an incel, I am "mature"
never had a brown man deliver a non-app chinese come to think of italways another asian or a white lady
>>215104542Aren't we all
>>215104449think its his stepdad which makes it worse somehow
>>215104566Using delivery apps is a form of race traitorship
>>215104571Um!! xx
silicon chip inside my head just got switched to overload
>>215104566the chinese (smartly) don't trust the usual biomassonly get cousins or some whitey to do it
luv me some salt and 'negar crisps
>>215104548You are a nigger
>>215104602Based
>>215104449the one with the beta dad trying to act tough infront of his wife but immediately getting emotional?
umchicken mcnuggets
>>215104624stop fucking saying um
>>215104638scream
Prime Minister Rupert Lowe.
>>215104649grown ass man typing this out
>>215104637Nigger chipsThe chips are niggers!
>>215104449wonder how louis' doing now. probably not well
what the fucks he up to
>>215104655Um, make me
>>215104695he's louise now
>>215104544its so good kanye at his best was so atmospheric
Not even any fucking English players in these teams anymore yet the braindead footie mongs still watch this crap. It's like NBA now
cute chinese girl with a british accent at the chinese bakery
>>215104726Israel won mate, it's over
>>215104707*shoots ropes of um down your throat*
this week will be the week i finally start to unfuck my life
wild umturtle just crawled past my house at 0.2 mph
>>215104729that's why it's called wogball now
On my 19th birthday I got high and watched nugget porn with my friendfriendsThey were doing chitty chitty bang bang themed porn with quadriplegics which they called nuggetsIt was green screened and men in green morphsuits carried the nuggets around and were keyed out (poorly)
If you want me to pay my taxes You're gonna have to come over here with a crucifix. You're gonna have to nail me down
Calling balding men in their mid-30s “unchickens” while I sit on my mum’s couch wearing my pyjamas giggling and sipping nesquik x
toil on the morrow and it is looming
Ice Cube is a great actor
>>215104726here are those God's chosen people i was telling you about
>>215104726
>>215104726why are idf officers always so young seems like theres more officers than regular soldiers
>>215104729bird and circuses for the unwatched masses
Palestine should become UKs vassal.
>>215104742>cute chinese girl with a british accentwould pay a great deal of money for this very thing
>>215104809they have conscription and promotes everyone once they've manned a few checkpoints or raided a Palestinian home
Ham ass and gayza lol
>>215104825A British plane literally refuelled the Israeli fighters that bombed QatarOur government genuinely wants to egg on the war to make sure lots of Muslims will come to Britain and when they get here will hat the native people and kill them because they want us dead and buriedCommunists like Keir Starmer actually think in these terms
Run along now. I haven't the time for your foolishness.
>>215104796wonder what his bbc is like
>>215104827go to the chinese bakery there
always sad when somebody who's scared of dying dies. because they were probably scared
>>215104922Everyone's scared on the end mate
sundays i have a long bath and it 4x lush
>>215104726>>215104781why is it so hard for them to beat Gazawhat's the problem
wassup bitches
2nd best way to die is in your sleep
eteating umchicken stew
>>215104976and the first?
>>215104942a lot of people say they are not afraid of dying
>>215104942I wont be wont bother me at all
making a traditional raggmunk, which is a potato pancake
Three or four Anglo-Saxon gigachads would've had Gaza sorted in one day.Heebs are so weak.
>>215104995pawg suffocation
>>215104959It isn't really, just takes time
was harry potter gay? he could've laid pipe with any girl in hogwarts but he chose to enter ginny's chamber of secrets instead
>>215104995being suffocated by a cute chinese girl
if i'm eating all my niggas eating
>>215105040bit like ukraine then
I almost stopped myself from posting this because I know it will send Leftypol into a frenzy but then I just said "NO! I won't let Leftypol censor my posts!" and posted it.
>>215105044It's a childrens book/film, mate
>>215104995Well it involves being smothered tight little arses belonging to females of a certain... ilk
>>215105082this image is fascism
Isreal should exist, but it shouldn't exist in the middle-eastIt's created absolute sufferingLook at the stats of Gaza its an absolute bomb site. Nobody in their right mind can say that is justified
>>215104995snu snu
>>215105082MODS
>>215105101Should have given Wales to the Jews
I think I hate niggers
>>215105101why should israel exit?
>>215105082you know what I'm looking forward to winter actuallyjust have to make sure I don't sleep all the way through it
>>215105082where's that then
>>215105157alri brown bear
>>215105157alri paddington
fag horse
>>215105146Because its full of Jews so it should exit reality because I don't like having to think about the existence of the Jewish people
>>215105083so what? he was a legend of hogwarts. luna wanted his pipe, cho chang wanted it, even the black waitress wanted it
>>215104976dunno about that mate had a dream where he was robbing a bank and turns out it was all a dream made because his sleeping brain thought his alarm clock alarm sounded like a bank alarm or somethingmy point is imagine what kind of horrible nightmares you might have if you were actually dying in real life
>>215105157afternoon brother bear
rorke going on VladTV and accidentally snitching on the whole gang
Nick Fuentes at first doubted that Israel had anything to do with the murder of Charlie Kirk, but now he's coming around to the idea.
>>215105157Hope we get a cold snowy winter and not a mild rainy winter
my ban on spee for talking about premier league players penis sizes should be over now
>>215105180what's the 2nd best way to die then
How many black people make it to 60 without doing a violent crime I wonder
>>215105229Drug overdose probably so there's no dreams just oblivion
is it weird that my willy gets hard when Louis starts crying
Where do I disable foliage? Sick of walking in wet grass in my slippers
It's worth remembering Some people are genuinely evil
>>215105229being suffocated by a non-chinese but still fit bird
you never hear much about madagascar
love a blizzard so I do wish I had a little incel cabin on the north pole
>>215105293...
No more sweets!They'll be going in the garage!!
Deeply troubled individual I am, riddled with depression and obsessive thoughts that cripple me
>>215105293Isn't that a fictional place invented by those cartoons?
>>215105293They literally made several films about it
>>215105283That guy looks all right for a Jew. He's not ugly, which many of them are.
it's all a jokeit's all a fucking jokemother forgive me
I can't get over how funny Liam Neeson's cameo is in Life's too short.
>>215105293they shut out the rest of the world when covid started
>>215105165Painswick, why?
mental how nice some of their arses are
>>215105293they shut everything down and went dark
>>215105326cuddling up with my lovely gf helps me with this
I dislike that Sam Hyde can say faggot but not niggerShould be the other way aroundEurope has always been more racist than homophobic, being a faggot was never the death penalty
>>215105348they always do well in that pandemic game where you try to kill everyone by designing a virusif they close the ports before your virus gets in there you're fucked
imagine being cheddar man and finding out they nig'd you what would he think about his image, its odd to realise that he would have been a human being with mostly the same ability to think as us
Can't go to London plays because I can't handle non white actors in classic plays
>>215105296cosiest minecraft build was a little cabin i had dug into the side of a mountainused to love it when it snowed and you were inside with the fire cooking up rabbit stewcorr might give that save a visit if i can find it
>>215105367it's lovely, never really had a chance to visit gloucestershire
>>215105326Yeah same. Great ain't it
not a computer boffin but can't they make the captchas easier so it's easier to make posts?
>>215105434man that game so should have been called Plandemic haha
oh what a day
desperately need coffee but I've run out of it
>>215105434yeah that's the joke
When do the clocks change
>>215105436he'd probably find it hilarious they had to find amusement wherever they could in those daysno memes or playstation or anything like that
>>215105405when charlie kirk got shot he was quote tweeting kamala harris calling her a nigger
>>215105505Usually every second
>>215105529heh
gooned to gio scotti award
>>215105529poocr
>>21510550526th Oct
>>215105529
>>215105471even modern captchas are becoming outmoded due to AI's ability to solve them. we need them to be harder
>>215105553any favourite pics?
Women do have lovely arses to be fair Which is annoying Because they are absolutely retarded
Off to south america on an adventure with my gf that's just like Lara Croft but hotter.
>>215105597
>>215105613heard someone got murdered in South America once. Be careful down there x
>>215104726BAP, Raw Egg Nationalist and Nick Land saying anyone celebrating this is "browncoded"
>>215105655Thanks! I will.
>>215105643mid
>>215105588apps should be user friendly and easy to use though
>>215105197Fuentes is being pushed by big money as WarStrike pointed out
new soon
You nigcoded brownmoder
>>215105722wrong
death soon
>>215105728he deserves it he works very hard
>>215105613Hope you poke your eyes out on her polygon tits
>>215105747
>>215105722they should be more difficult and require users to have a baseline knowledge of computer architecture and security principles in order to use
sometimes the volume buttons on my bluetooth earphones work, and sometimes they don't and what decides whether they work or not seems to be how annoying it will be if they're not currently working
>>215105505They don't if you live in an advanced civilisation
>>215105769Works on behalf of ZOG
>>215105822Holden
>>215105773xD
Hard toil in the racism mines
>>215105822australians have to change the clock every time you cross a state boardersit down, be humble
>>215105722The FOSS community would like to have a word.
>>215105850Holden is canonically a Mexican
>>215105871Actually they don't do anything the mobiles do it for them
>>215105871didn't know australia had statesthought it was just sydney melborne and brisbane
>>215105871Not every timeThe two largest states by far are on the same zone
>>214924072>>214924072
>>215105901He's 100% a Queenslander
Oh no I travelled across 10% of the earth's circumference and now everyone's clocks are showing a different time
>>215105911canberra adelaide darwin perththat's off the top of my head are you impressed with my australia knowledge bruceys?
look at this absolutely nonsensewhat the FUCK is going on in the southeast of west
>>215105981>>215105981>>215105981
>>215105979It has an interesting back story regarding trains but there isn't enough room in this margin for me to explain
