mars bars or something edition
so we just posting gay niggas in the open now?
eating chocolate to heal my knob with flavinoids
>>215110389mhmm x
>>215110430mobile suit umdam
>>215110430Would chuck that wee thing in the river just to teach that attention seeking zipperhead a lesson
Made sausage egg and chips for tea Premium sausages from the farm shopHome made chips cooked in beef dripping Normal egg tbfWas really nice but so much effort and clean up I have no doubt Mr Bigham could do it better
>>215110449>>215110449>>215110449>>215110449
>>215110520what's wrong with this one?
>>215110502i made supernoodles and put ketchup on them instead of chilli saucei was steaming you see and couldn't cook the actual food i had in
got file upload banned for posting umbreon (and tha tis unfair) Today we are sharing the full-length body cam video from the Cardiac arrest review we posted recently.
>>215110548Made by dtfic tbf
>have a shitload of toil to do on the morrow>reckon I'll just start it nowIt no longer loomsToilberg literally now owns my Sunday nightI am his slave.
>>215110573>dtficno one but you knows what this means adam
if my sister ever has a kid with a wog I shall be using the phrase "I'll be a monkeys uncle!" as often as possible
>>215110598Desperate to fit in CanadianI know that's you on a proxy dtfic
>>215110607Sooner just disown the mudshark bitch
>>215110571it was nsfw toby
Satisfaction, comes and goesBiological action, cannot be frozeA sexual recharge, a plug in a socketConditional discharge, a sticky deposit
mental how badly he mindraped him
I don't understand why someone would believe in a religion if they aren't schizophrenic. You live in reality all the time, you know that people cannot perform magic. So why do people read a book about a guy named Jesus performing magic tricks and believe that it is 100% real?
must be mindraped and seething to go make a connection with someone before literally having a child being so seething
dtfic would like me if he knew who i washed be like oh yeah ok you are a bit odd but dont worry my love youre one of the good ones
>>215110589>galactic goonktim
>>215110636>he this is just getting sad now dtfic
>>215110502Did you lay the egg?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x8L7q1mv4Tg
um peased to meet you?
mental mindraped badly him how i
Nigga name Keir
>>215110653People operating at a low level of consciousness are only ever able to see what’s in front of them. The more enlightened you get, the closer you’ll be to understanding why. Would be entirely pointless to try and explain.
life is an endless battle of survivalthat's just how it is
Watching a horror movie and now I start hearing fucking creaking upstairs
enjoy your designated shitting thread :)
grim if IRL people saw my posts. sad if someone saw me being creepy would suck if Kier Stermer got everyones 4chan logs
>>215110653you know less about reality than you think
>>215110714NO comment
>>215110808don't worry about it
>>215110763schizo nonsenseare you talking about christianity, or crystal healing and vibration woowoo?
jf threads should be completely ignored. what are you playing at?
>>215110813seethe and cope P.S. you would deserve to lose this place based on how youve acted for the years youve been in it
>>215110837Read that last part again, big man
had a full English and don't have the room for dinnerno idea how you chubby cunts scoff three meals a day
his P.S. gimmick is cute :£
>>215110823Suddenly all my worries are no longer worried about
thought my left earphone died but the protector part had flipped inside out
garys economics HIV cure secret
follow the money, this goes all the way to the top
Today we are sharing the full-length body cam video from the Cardiac arrest review we posted recently.
dtfic is always so nice to mousey but mousey is tsundere >.<
>>215110889Kek this nigga ain't cured
just got up and closed the window
I had two, TWO fry ups today one for breakfast one for dinner. Perks of living alone
sucking the eevee one's princess wand while the umbreon one pegs me
>>215110881Thank god for that. Make sure to keep in touch in case anything else happens x
>>215110929dont think they would need to peg u m8
POV: you viewed an illegal digital article
>>215110915Looks a bit zesty 2bh
>>215110842nobody cares
>>215110967Are they here to lick my arse (paki one) and suck my willard (other one)?
saints - seahawks soon
>>215110982and that is why /brit/ has declined
truetrue
>>215110967@grok is this real?
mental
New Emma Watson pics just dropped, and it looks like she’s about to drop a deuce.
>>215110991No they are here to confiscate your daughter's mobile for viewing and illegal digital article
>>215111032why set the snake on fire
>>215111037See, there’s levels to this one
>>215111032:)
do you remember?
poowoggins
neighbourstein is listening to George Michael, Careless Whisper
>>215110949?
>>215111069Oh he getting it on
It's ocer
cheap activities to do with gf no frills budget UC friendly 2025 cost of living crisis courtship
because why make the connection
>>215111095Go a nice walk
cant wait for are donald to get on
which one of you little hopeless virgins wants to gobble my bollocks
>>215111090maybe. i dont know if he has a lady friend.
there's something wrong with me
>>215111069Bit over done that one. May I recommend I Can’t Make You Love Me from the album Older
>>215111094Fucking hell blokes are looking too good these days
arbeit macht freiCOOL
need a shave but want tasteful stubble
>>215111117and then what after when we're gasping for food and the pub charges 20 quid for a mac and cheese
>>215111119Can't believe how much of a retard he is
>>215111032Goldship!
>>215111095watch her get blacked raw from the cuck chair of an immigrant hotel
>>215111111
The woke taking away supercharger kino is a tragedy
>>215111095Illegal fishing.CookingWine makingHome renovations, technically cheap because it produces a profit
silksong has filtered methe game gets too hard in act 2 and im done with it quite frankly
>>215111195Visiting family are we Adam?
Got the Veritasium on
>>215111200the internet raped your mind
>>215111200
>>215111175I recommend you go for a trip down the job centre you pair of scrounging dosser cunts
>>215111119wonder is the stadium selling food imagining paying your respect to are charile while scranning a hotdog and feeling your concealed carry press against your circumcised penis
Didn't mean to post with a name on
>>215111230he's gotten far too clickbaity since he sold the channel
>>215111228I'll be visiting you tonight
IdeaLeather made of illegal immigrants to boost the gdp
in my incel tent
Watched a very good leftypol video on immigration earlier
We can't go on
>>215111255yea they are
>>215111289Was it that “Them Rotherham slags deserved it”?
Need a comfy bushcraft in the snow video to watch before bed
Salisbury Cathedral has to be one of our pengest cathedrals
I have Anglo-Saxon fatigue Just go home
>>215111276whats happened lad x
>>215111001we never cared even back in 2015
>>215111319Wait a couple of months and I’ll make a nice video of me doing some bushcraft on yer mum in the snow if you’d like?
>>215111314No but it pretty much dismantled rorkes entire argument
I am learn English today
>>215111340nothing, just chillin x
>>215111336no, you'll always be our bitch
>>215111336I’m Cornish and Welsh, all of you retards get off my land.
>>215111329Looks like a BMWF porn studio
>>215111340I don't want to talk about it :<
>>215111032mousenonce noticing his tail's on fire and jumping 20 feet into the air with a "YYEEEEEEOUCH!"
>>215111354See that? One video and you’re already straw manning. Great job.
Remembering some anime educational health/biology videos I watched as a kid but I can't remember the name reee
update: neighbour is now listening to Bee Gees "How Deep is Your Love"thinking he is either getting it on or has had a breakup
>>215111373Welsh peoples haven't occupied most of Britain since 200BCJew tier post
>>215111289good leftypol as in marxist the capitalist class uses immigration to sow discord leftypol within the proletariat or leftypol as in get those browns housed and those girls raped
>>215110520
my youtube algy is healing
>>215111412Shut up Anglo go homeYou are Germanic scum you literally look like Germs and even Poles
are you lot ready for the cocks go black tonight?
>>215111414I assume he's talking about the old geezer redditor video going around right now so the latter.watched it and the whole jist was "rich people fuck you over too so let brown people rape and destroy your nation"
>>215111425Get them tied up in a potato sack and chucked in the canal
>>215110974>a bitThe most moderate analysis of all time
>>215111425so these are rorke
All of you saying it’s the Jews doing great replacement haven’t looked into the day to day running of these migrant charities. It’s overwhelmingly Catholics and C of E with the whole ‘we’re all God’s children’ thinking
>>215111459>>215111496
>>215111447I'm a Gael who brutally mixed consentually with most cymrics outside of southern Wales and Cumbria
>>215111506awful voicejust awful
>>215111506fitwhat's her name?
timmy yanking his little pecker in the corner while Muhammed and Usman take turns on lil' Katy's barely conscious body x
dicky tummy
We peaked herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwRNvpGydzw
>>215111514>all of you saying Are we, yeah?
Does brit like cats
>>215111524Don’t like pitbulls
>>215111562i want a cat but the thought of kitty litter pisses me the FUCK off!!!!!!!
>>215111552>7log producing sow
>>215111552would pay good money to sniff her batty after a gym sesh
>>215111557Peaked in the most soulless beige milquetoast way possible? Agreed.
>>215111575those arent pitbulls
>>215111552Serious GYAT
>>215111552Ridiculously attractive
sexo
>>215111613Bully breeds all the same thingEuthanise them Get the lab puppies in
>>215111506is she actually having sex with men nowgrim
*buck breaks rorke*
>>215111450>rich people fuck you over too so let brown people rape and destroy your nationhaven't seen the video but that'd be a bizarre conclusion considering they're one and the samewasn't quite joe bloggs that was preaching diversity is our strength as he imports infinity pakistani muslims
>>215111602YESSSS YESS YESSSS FUCK YESSSS
>>215111629You realise that labradors used to be a bully breed. With that attitude we wouldn’t have labradors
>>215111639Added an extra s in there, lad
grown to appreciate a mum bod
>>215111666Bizarre lie
>>215111602corr i love old women with sexy tits
>>215111611And so I'll go before I fall to piecesYes I'll go before I fall to pieces
>>215111552Tell you what I'd usually be proper into a nice fat arse like this but I saw some VERY tight small arses in exercise gear today and well let's just say I'm a convert!
>>215111698Have we tried adding millions of jobless darkies to see if that improves things?
>>215111698odds she orders uber eats multiple times a month?
>>215111751Does she? Do you know Tasha from Pontefract?
>>215111562No
>>215111769>>215111769>>215111769New
>>215111751evens she doesnt
Hal's house is absolutely lovely. Sure it's a bit dirty and rough around the edges but a bit of snag fixing and it's lovely.
>>215111459maybe we should tie YOU up in a sack and throw YOU in the canal
>>215111766didn't say she did or didn'tasked what the odds were that she did
>>215111781Kill yourself
>>215111781you crumble when you don't have an enemy don't you despy hooves
>>215111772catberg got done for racism
Heard you sad runts were talking about me?Meet me and my Daz at the fuckin Crown and he'll fucking spark you outNo, you won't Cowardly little trolls
>>215111781is that funny to you? x
>>215111799Come right ahead pal. I watch UFC on the telly, I’ll batter you
>>215111840Trying to have a wank and you’ve ruined the video with that slag at the start.
>>215111552wow
mental isnt it
imbibing a lot of doomer content to make my mental health tippidy top
Friendly reminder that UFC is mongslop.
dad has recently taken to calling everyone "jiggers". is this some knew dog whistle?
I like the episode where Hal and the black lads are in a singing group
Right cunts, away brush your teeth, nearly bed time.
japs eye was really red and it was stinging when i pissedpulled back my foreskin and there was a LOT of putrid smeg and what looked like pusshoping flushing that out will have the lad on the mend this week
>>215111898CWLTSHC
>>215111936might get some squash later so not yet
>>215111954pozzed from all the toxic negholes you've been breeding
libertarians seething at their lack of socialist soul again
if my gfs mum wasn't 45 i'd shag the arse off her, proper fit for her age
>>215111970IT’S TOO LATE FOR SQUASH!!
dont get people who order justeats. takeaway is expensive and you can make anything healthier and cheaper at homr
Ah yes, there are lads here who don't wash their bellend every day.
>>215111936not tonight mum i've had it up to here with your attitude
>>215111919How
still got hangover diarrhea never drinking again
>>215111970squash is sugar free
>>215112001My wife washes it for me with her throat
>>215112000fat lazy bastardsi know of someone who maxed out a credit card on uber/justeats
>>215112009think i just have IBS at this stage
>>215112000people don't order takeaways because they are healthy and cheap
>>215112000Could say that about everything and anything people do that isn’t optimal. Pointless post
>>215111984more likely a cheeky uti from not cleaning my fleshlight and just fucking it with old spunk and lube in there
bbc porn has wrecked my brainnot even joking, need to get on the semen retention asap
>>215112000its good if you live in a city with loads of options but if you live in a town and order generic turkish pizza slop then you're a proper runt
>>215111990her being 45 is why you wouldn't shag her and not because she's your gf's mum
>>215112058
>>215112017made with real fruit
>>215112081post the one where he looks like a cute girl :3
my cat doesn't really meow, he just sort of whimpers slightly pathetically. was kissing him on the forehead earlier because I won't be seeing him for a few weeks and he just get making little "mmnnn ! mnnnnnnn !" sounds.
>>215112046if you're drinking beer maybe you can't tolerate gluten
>>215112063i LITERALLY can't see or speak to an attractive female anymore without imagining them with BBC inside them in some form
>>215112076aye
>>215112107need to get on the semen retention asap man
>>215112107
>>215112063>>215112107You brushed your teeth yet, leftypops?
>>215112131It does nothing. I stopped for a whole month and still find any porn which isn’t bbc interesting
>>215111954>>215112058absolutely horrible pair of posts
>>215112150aye and your daswell he's only got the one tooth
when god asks you why did you waste your life being an incel neet what will you say?
got the con air on
How many of these shit posts are just markov chains
>>215112162seek professional help
got the air con on
>>215112180because you gave me free will
>>215112107the internet raped your brain
>>215112180Ooga booga monkey want banana
>>215112181bit cold for that now isn't it. summer's over lol
TOIL TOMORROW NO NO I WONT ACCEPT ITNOOOOOO
>>215112197done that soybearded old freak
>god
>>215112185Professional help like a doctor? I don’t think I’d ever admit this to anyone irl
The symbols you have always looked to for strength, are smoldering in ruins. This is what your greed has brought you.
>>215112180he gave me a mummy who doesn't love me so it's his fault
>>215112230how old are you
Watching rob rinder and rylan passage to India on bbc two
>>215112180"well I was made in your image" and then I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>215112162Do you watch it because you feel like you're not good enough to have sex with those women?
>>215112259reckon they had a bit of a bum while they were filming that?
Who is "heathermong"
>>215112230You’ve admitted it to the entire world now. Don’t honestly think anything you have ever done online has been private.
>>215112271no
>>215112210>mid-effort mondays>tired tuesdays>wont be doing much today wednesdays >that can wait thursdays>fuck it fridays makes toil much easier
>>21511224220>>215112270Yeah I guess but I’ve never had sex
>>215112290fair enough
Russia will take all of Europe, even if it must stand upon a pile of ashes.
>>215112180i imagine he'll reincarnate me as a bangladeshi child and i'll spend the next life toiling for 18 hours a day from the age of 6 in a primark clothing factory until i get caught in a machine and die at 31
>>215112295You're still young. Escape while you can.
>>215112311Funny to see them spinning about dead fast.
>>215112277In that case it’s a joke
>>215112303>Russia will take all of Europethey can't even handle btech Poland fighting on a three front war lol
Just had a Chaturbate wank
>>215112303russia couldn't evne take a shit even though the president called putinso have some of that
14fit
suffering from a headache for the third day in a row
>>215112362
going for a piss, don't post anything good
>>215112335If I knew how I would
>>215112162>find any porn which isn't bbc interestingwhy do you hate bbc porn
>>215112384i like this bradder
anything good
Wish I could lick the piss dribbles clean off his helmet
>>215112396You know what I meant lol
lads let's all act like this was the funniest post ever and I'll delete it
>>215112395Well why do you watch bbc porn? What reason(s)
been sat on my arse so long its gone numb
>>215112373Why does the doctor give so many pills in Russia
why cant people who watch interracial porn just keep it to them fucking selves
young fannies
>>215112448um
When this thread ends, use the following thread>>215110449>>215110449>>215110449>>215110449
>>215112430Turns me on
everytime i drink now, for at least a day after, my heart feels like it is fluttering and beating so hard that i feel like I'm being pushed forward and backwards. is this just what hangovers are like in your 30s?
Who is Heathermong, explain the gimmick
>>215112466Obviously. Why though
>>215112469sounds like you're hours from death
>>215112469if you combine with caffeine, yeah, probably
>>215112465look at this prick giving orders
>>215112469my little heart flutter
>>215112469maybe thats not normal
>>215112473This ig >>215112270
New>>215110449>>215110449>>215110449
>>215112469>consistently eat slop for decades>never exercise>drink alcohol (literally poison)Then u wonder why you’re having heart palpitations LOOOOOL
>>215112501So the first step is realising your own worth.
>>215112506Rorke's mum
>>21511229520 and already this mindbroken, fuck meyou will probably transition in the next 5 years and say your bbc porn addiction was just repressed dysphoria or something
>>215111984Negholes aren’t toxic you spaz
