The epic Jeff Hardy CM Punk feud of 2009 edition
>>215111039goated fight I remember rooting for hardy
tripfags are disgusting
Watching wrestling is low class
>>215111221Wrestling is just theater without pretension
>>215111118i was so sad when hardy left. i was 9 and i loved that pothead like you wouldn't believe
Why can't you guys step up for the women? Theoretically it should never have been easier to get women.
Britain, Canada, France, Portugal, and Australia now recognize the nation of Palestine!
*african guy voice* eet is ahctually geh to geet tha pussy
>This Samsung fridge is $3,000 and shows ads you can’t turn off.The tech companies have stopped inventing. Everything is phone. Phone is everything. This is how you know the tech sector is ran by Indians. We need some autistic anglosaxons to take over and shake things up.
>>215111280Incels stay away from the princess not on my watch!
>>215111286We are going to get Palestine false flags courtesy of Mossad soon, stay away from public places unironically.
fucking rams couldn't beat the shit eaglesfuck my life
>>215111323Who the fuck would buy that shit though, it $3k. Seems like it retarded as fuck.
Reminder
>>215111388How can I become a rapist? Where can I practice this skill?
>>215111358Two FG blocks lol that’s rough man.
>>215111280women are so annoying and awful that men would rather just jack off
>>215111388Made me chuckle
>>215111388Truth Tsar Bomba
there's no pass interference on a tipped ball
Making a huge batch of sausage potato pieIt's about 2.5kg of sausage
You don’t see people saying “punch buggy no punch backs” when they see a Volkswagen Beetle these days
>>215111477that's cause they say "SLUGBUG" you dumb ass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>215111477You are no longer 9 years old on a school bus
>>215111500Who the h*ck says slug bug that’s retarded
>>215111544literally EVERYONE you fucking incel. "punch buggy" what is this 1892? smdh
>>215111477you dont see anyone driving a volkswagen beetle these days
>>215111500This is a slugbug
we used to punch people and say "beaver" when we saw a car with wooden side panels, or "cruiser bruiser" when we saw PT Cruisers, but both of those have fallen 100% out of production.
>>215111600imagine if she were driving a VW bug. then I could punch you TWICE
>>215111617Jesus shouldn't you be out growing beans or whatever it is 70 year olds do
Extremely bitter and angry about life right now
>>215111617how old are you?
I used to drive my dads 1960 VW bug, it was fun cause you would see kids punch each other when you drove by. I woulda honked at them but the horn didn't work lol
>>215111280I bet she got plenty of dms after that
How does one become a normie?Is there some injection or pill I can take
>>215111573They literally say that in Lilo and Stitch no one has ever said “slug bug”
alexa play Dracula Flow: The Official Saga (1-4)
>>215111280Sometimes I fantasize about murdering women
>>215111685hygiene, gym, socializeits that easy
>>215111706lilo and stitch is foreign dogwater doesn't matter what they do in that gay movie
>>215111721None of those make you a normie. If doing those three makes you normie, then you were always normie Hate to break it to you
>>215111738Hawaii is more American than you Juan
>>215111685lobotomize yourself
My iggles won and I’m happy. Now I can lift weights in peace and tranquility. It’s leg day, my niggas.
>>215111796no it's not, pablo. brownoid cope
Smokin' the Qui-Gon Jinn, Vietnamese, Phillips-head runtz
soy intake makes your balls shrink
reading psalms of david
My car died yesterday. Guess I'll have to Uber to class, but it'll probably be like $30 to Uber all the way thereFml
crazy that we spent 20 years in Afghanistan for no reason
went down a rabbit hole of old archived 2000s websites tracking down info on a bandfeeling old but also nostalgic
>>215111876just fix it
>>215111955The battery is dead I need to buy a new one Shops are all closed today
>>215111975you can buy batteries at costco/walmart/autozone etc that will all be open today
we, are, fartersbum bu-bum bum bum bum bum
chicken jockey
I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba
>>215111995The connector to the battery is also fucked To get to Walmart I'd need a ride
>>215111286None of these countries have UN veto powers
I have a job interview on Tuesday and I’m already having a preemptive crashout meltdown. Maybe a big rock from space will come screaming through the atmosphere and explode my house while I’m sleeping inside it. Then I won’t need to do the interview.
weird bubbling/vibrating sensation in my abdomen
>>215111286It'll just be another araFAT moment
>>215111600I want to shoot fat rope on her slugsoles
>>215112171I got selected to the second round of interviews but they want me to take a long ass questionnaire thing and I don't feel like it
you see Christian nationalismI see evangelicuck zionism
>>215112291Classic schizojeet post
>>215112291Both are Reddit tier explanations. Evangelicals don't get their way on any issue other than Israel. Gay marriage, abortion, none of it. Evangelicals are used as a shroud by Jews.
>>215112234CancerYou have three days to live
imagine believing in jesus
I can’t remember drinking anything today
sneed
Gen Alpha is based
>>215112340Ok I’m imagining it.
>>215112394what are they heiling towards
>>215112394>HH but le ironic gay cringe
>>215112401your iq just dropped 50 points
are you allowed to diarrhea in a urinal?
Chappell Roan has a nice ass
>>215112334
>>215112472Don't think that's her
>>215112394What the hell!! As a German this greatly offends me!!
>>215112394My culture is not their costume
>>215112499Yes it is her
>>215112472shame she’s kinda retarded
>>215111950what band
I am #ulvaldestrong
>>215112538I had an autistic kraut friend here who would troll his fellow germans with seig heil in my university
>>215112334God i wish
>>215112538Sig heil nigga!
have you given your identification to the porn jew?
>>215112635No but if 4chan does it I probably will because I have no other social interaction besides this site
>>215112635Yup, just uploaded my SS.
got apple cider vinegar from the store. If this doesnt work Im putting my boot so far up that anon's ass he'll be coughing up shoelaces
>>215112635no i have my vpn set to to new york
every site should require verification
I put apple cider vinegar in my laundry machine when it smells funky
Come to Harlem if you've never seen Baghdad
>>215111388shoplifters should be chained to a post in the town square with buckets full of eggs that you can throw at their faces.
>>215112728
if you were bored and had nothing to entertain you but a bible which section are you reading
>>215112782even as a kid I thought Samson was kino
>>215112782revelations or genesis
>>215112782Luke
>>215112782Book of Ezekiel
>>215112782Use it as kindling to start a fire.
>>215112742Uh raping isn't shoplifting Are you implying women are products?
>>215112828read the whole thing, it was written by a degenerate shoplifter.
>>215112782>>215111838
>>215112635lmao imagine living in the south, nice freedums hicks
ngl I love weed bros its fun to watch slop after taking it
we suffer what we must
>>215112941because we're weak?
>>215112782>read Book of Job>still unemployed
I should have killed myself that day
>bongs call the hood of a car a bonnet
>>215112950because we must
>>215112551i hope someone ran him over i hate beggars
>>215112394Some of those cheerleaders shouldermog me
>>215112937based goy
>>215112782You really need a hobby
I love herShe’s always so positive and smiling https://youtu.be/JleqpxvqYgI
>>215112958yeah they have a lot of cool names for things while our vocab was dumbed down for immigrants.
Do Canadians liberals think that native americans want more immigrants?
>>215113046They don't care what natives want. It's all performative. They serve their corporate masters. This isn't a country it's a sovereign work colony.
all I've had to eat today was a PB&J sammich and I feel like Im about to lose 3 lbs on the shitter
Anyone waiting for new silent hill?xk8d
Me hiding from all the hoes who want me
i am a hideously ugly socially retarded dysgenic freak. every place i go at any time for the rest of my life i will be the weird aberrant stranger
>>215113116except here
>>215113116So be smart or get really good at a specific trade like electrical work, no one gives a single fuck what you look like if you work in construction or trades. I know a complete fuckface uggo freak from high school that makes +$100k a year because he started a landscaping company and just decided to work 12 hour days 6 days a week until he was 30. Now he sits back and watches younger guys work while he operates a skid steer or drives the truck.
>>215113031Kind of the other way around. The us retained the words and manner of speach of the era of the colonies, while gb speach changed from the class divide.
need someone to stomp my head in until my brain is so caked into the grooves of their boot they have to take a high pressure hose to get it out
There once was a ship that put to seaThe name of that ship was a Billy of Tea
>>215112159ok well uber to work then dummy
>>215113116Same, so much same
>>215113116this and i'm brown and going to be deported
i hate how woke chatgpt is, i was debating religion and i called mary a cheating whore and it started woke scolding me
>>215113204Literally anytime you talk about a woman with it, it will always side with the woman.
Going to the book store to look at some books
>>215113204Gemini is even worse. CoPilot might be the absolute king of faggot shit though, it won't even process certain questions if it thinks they're too risque.
>>215113180whatever cope helps you sleep at night, fact of the matter is their vocabulary has personality and ours doesn't.
what would you like to apologize for?
>>215113096all i ate was a salami cheese sour cream sandwich. i barely finished it. i don't feel hungry at all
Some of you have really, really stupid opinions on shit.
>>215113288It's not a cope, you can read about it if you want (you don't)
I’ve got a hangover shit coming up boys and I can already tell this one is gonna be rough. I’m heading into battle. Keep me in your prayers at this time.
>>215113315Shut the fuck up and go see a movie with your mother
>>215113319like what
Oh boy
>>215113330it is a cope because Brits have tons of nicknames for things while we don't. reaching back into ancient history isn't going to change the fact that Americans are only expected to do the bare minimum.
I'm about to make some smoked turkey sandwiches on fresh panini bread. Gotta resist the urge to use too much mustard or it'll sour the whole sandwich. Will probably use this new maple vinaigrette dressing I bought, shit is so cash.
>>215113339that ship has sailed. maybe on the morrow
>>215113365oh, you.... cockwomble fuckmuppet!!! you're sending me into a right tiff!
Going back to your parents' house after renting and discovering that you are a better housekeeper than they are (at least in part because of strict landlord regulations/inspections) is a real doozy. My parents are absolute slobs. IDK, they are just childish in general. I'm the adult of the house here :|
>>215113344The other night some Anon was trying to argue that nonwhite people were an integral part of Western civilization, like even pre-1600s. They were legit trying to say browns played a huge role in places like England, France, and Germany developing complex societies, science, engineering, etc. I was observing the debate, not partaking as that would be a waste of my time. Just came back into my memory though, it was so profoundly stupid.
I've got a massive diarrhea shit incoming i can feel it
>>215113408When I graduated uni I moved back home and rented my parents' basement for a while. The thing that drove me nuts was how they love to pile stuff onto the kitchen counter and kitchen table instead of putting it in the cupboard. Boomers LOVE their condiments too, they'll have like 7 different bottles of sauce in the middle of the table + salt and pepper + Costco size jars of Vitamin C, D3, multivitamin, and then a few giant Costco bags of pumpkin seeds and other sloppa. It leaves like 18 square inches for each place setting. Kitchen counter just has 4 different bags of coffee on it with 2 coffee makers, 2 knife blocks, 4 different Costco size bottles of cooking oils, etc. etc. etc.It is insanely frustrating when I visit them too, I find myself tidying up their place like a fucking gay man or something (not gay). When they come to visit me for a few days at my house they bring 3 duffels each and like 2 full bags of shit for their dog when really he just needs a bit of kibble or something. It's fucking INSANE how bad hoarding and CONSOOMING is with boomers. I love my parents but h o l y s h i t.
intook edibles
Where the indians at?
>>215113365I don't think you know what cope is bud
blech I diluted this Apple cider vinegar by like 3:1 and its still vile
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>215113575Damage control parties in outer /int/
>>215113584That stuff is a meme anyways, just take codliver oil if you want super nutrient doses.
>>215113528The exact opposite for me, my mom tried to teach me good cleaning habits but I’m a slob to this day
just fuck my shit up
>>215113614Im using it for my throat
>>215113593addict behavior
neighborberg's car alarm goes off like 3 times every single day wtf
>>215113635das rite
I would advocate for paying jannies if they banned people who post twitter screencap threads
i don't deserve rightsi crave penance, punishment, discipline
>>215113578that's exactly what it is, finding out that someone else does something better than you do, and then trying to justify it with an excuse.
>>215113632Use liquid honey instead. Take 2 tablespoons a day, 1 in the morning and one at night after dinner.
>>215113650Call bylaw and file noise complaint.
can't believe people eat this garbage
>>215113701>does something better>tries to justify it with an excuseNobody is justifying it with an excuse, it's simply a fact. You also made some shit up about dumbing it down for immigrants which is fiction, and started this whole dumb conversation
A normal day in brit land>>>/gif/29492239>>>/gif/29492239>>>/gif/29492239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LicmJjc7JHc
>>215113819it's literally not possible for languages to remain the same for 300 years unless it's a policy. a policy that was meant to make it easier to incorporate people from the Mediterranean and Eastern Europe.
>>215113869why would you come to our thread and post this you stupid faggot
>>215113869Fuck Yeah! I love becoming a girl!
awake for 24 hours award
>>215113924It didn't stay the same, it just didn't see the drastic change because the social pressures didn't exist in the US as they did in the UK, especially during the victorian era. Read a fucking book nigger, now you sound like you're coping
>>215114004cocaine or meth?
>>215113869This always makes the women doing it instantly seem less attractive to me. Like if you're watching a hot naked women then find out she fucks dogs
>>215113869white girls trying to twerk is ridiculous enough but asians who try should commit seppuku in shame
>>215114005social pressure is a natural and recurring part of homogenous society. America has none because it is not homogenous.
>>215114104Cope
>>215114019toil
damnI really wish I had a gf
tyrone delivering my food
YIPEEAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYTHERE'LL BE NO WEDDING BELLS for today
They don’t understand the shit I say on Twitter
Let’s all jerk off to gay porn together.
41 days till I leave this shithole for good
>>215114191I've done that before, I hope you are making near what I was
>>215114375hehehe
Almost fell asleep at work award
>>215114493I love falling asleep while operating heavy machinery and scaring everyone
Depression in males is caused by a lack of activity and winning You need to psyop yourself into believing you are superior in some way to others
>>215114540This but drinking alcohol while operating heavy machinery
>>215113185Dude wtf is wrong
>>215114575that explains why i only feel good when i'm working out or competing
>>215113185Ok I volunteer to do this to you
Homan has corrupt retard physiognomy. He looks like a dumber German version of Tony Soprano
>>215114667it's his fetish
american english is closer to the original english because we pronounce 'r' correctly
>>215114670It's the mental self psyop of temporarily feeling strong and superior It's all mentalThere are low class boomers in shitty jobs but they act like they're the king of the universe because they've psyopped themselves into believing their own bullshit about how great they are
i'm very stressed out about my job
>>215114827at least you have a job =)
should I get panda express, chipotle, or five guys ORRRRRR should I make some shrimp alfredo?
>>215114191I did a 42 hour shift once. Got all my work done but honestly it was a huge mistake, I really should have just finished one job, catch a nap then do the other. Ended up finally falling asleep on the plane home after nesrly 3 days awake
Life isn't like a fresh virginal vagina on a platter life isn't like cumming into a fresh vaginaLife is like an old musty wank into some crumpled tissueYou know what I mean?
>>215114575Yeah but I fuckin suck, y’know? I’m basically a loser. It’s hard to psyop myself that hard, it would require a remarkable level of delusion. I’m trying to be less of a loser. That’s really my only path out of this. I need to actually become a good man. Psyopping myself isn’t gonna fully cut it.
God PLEASE let me win the lottery on Monday
>>215114841che cazzo staje faccen cca
>>215114876Think about it this way. They're homeless people that reek of piss and they're still full of confidence and charisma Be more like the homeless guy
i can never decide if i should chase genuine experiences or surrogate experiences.
>>215114859make your own food, stop wasting money on goyslop.
>>215114866life aint shit but a fat vaginahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0NVaX8DRN4
Israel was mentioned multiple times at that memorial
>>215114903be mindful of the Living Force™, young Padawan
>>215114510
>>215114920Well it makes sense, they are the real victim in this whole thing. He was killed for his outspoken and regular support of Israel. The attack was symbolic; it was an antisemitic act of hatred directed at Israel. My heart goes out to the countless jews who were symbolically murdered when he got shot in the neck by that Mossad sniper.
>>215114913I don't think it's much cheaper to make your own food
>>215114898But they have confidence and charisma because they’re delusional. They’re literally crazy. I may be a loser, but I’m not mentally ill enough to suddenly believe I’m incredible. I don’t know. Maybe I just need a more powerful imagination.
mods,>>215114765>>215114802>>215114817>>215114887(this is the BE flag not on his VPN) thanks
>>215114985whatever man this shit’s boring who cares
>>215114975I was about to call you stupid, but if youre talking about making the same shit youd order from a restaurant then you may be right.Otherwise, youre dead wrong. You can buy 2 lbs of rice, tuna and vegetables for far less than a 20 dollar combo
>>215114920The US isn't a country and I don't think it ever really was.
>>215114985Toby >.<
>>215114975It's not strictly about it being cheaper, but yes it is overall. Also helps you develop proper life skills like cooking and reduces dependency on high-sodium slop loaded with preservatives and fondled by Indians.By not supporting these sloppa purveyors you are also reducing the demand for H1B visajeets to deliver the sloppa and thus cleaning up your nation in a different way. HOWEVER, if you're just an amoral slob who doesn't care about anything then ignore my advice and do whatever.
>>215115062why did you give me rapid onset nigger fatigue?
>>215115036>2 lbs of rice, tuna and vegetablesbland as shit. yes I can survive on rice and canned tuna. no I don't want to>>215115062I work as a line cook. sometimes I just don't wanna cook for myself but okay mr leaf. I'll go to the store and get the ingredients for shrimp alfredo
This shit is STILL going on lmfao
>>215115102Theyres plenty of scumbags from all races who try do this shit
Eating cottage cheese!
>>215114985bump
>>215115144>>2 lbs of rice, tuna and vegetables>bland as shit.then cook the gordon ramsey seared tuna steak recipe, instead of eating canned tunaproblem solved
>>215115102You already had it, I just reminded you about the symptoms. >>215115144>I work as a line cook. sometimes I just don't wanna cook for myself but okay mr leaf. I'll go to the store and get the ingredients for shrimp alfredoAtta boy. Maybe you will meet a cute girl at the grocery store too, something that is literally impossible to do if you just have some streetshitting thirdie drop a bag of garbage on your doorstep and scamper off into the night.
>>215115166Scammers of all varieties deserve the rope, but technically the Karmelo thing isn't a scam. It's more of a grift by his family. Ideally all of that money will be blown on legal costs. Allegedly he requested a public defender but I don't think he'll qualify now that they know he has that much money at his disposal + he's obviously guilty.
, which you will enjoy much more
I heard some students use chatGPT so much that they're writing prompts for answers on tests
>>215115288it's truet. knower
>>215115271nta but hurting evil corporations brings me pleasure on a level that is immeasurable
>>215114981>I may be a loser, but I’m not mentally ill enough to suddenly believe I’m incredible. I don’t know. Maybe I just need a more powerful imagination.Anyone can acquire delusions or mental illness. Give yourself brain damage? Idk just brainstorming here
Gonna bike to the kwik trip and fill the old chud belly with a variety of goyslop
sirrr i am fucking indian please help me
A smile would be nice
>>215115340That’s a good thought. First I might just doing a lot of drugs. Maybe some heavy psychedics. That oughta shake a few wires loose.
My spending is out of control. I don't even have rent, live with my parents, but just the monthly cost of food + gas + car repairs I'm easily spending thousands every month
>>215115382
feels frogweird when my brown friends tell me about some plight facing their home country, or their immigration status and i'm just like, "damn. that's totally not my problem. i hope they stop letting more people from your country over here"
>>215115251I feel bad for her but at the same time I saw her room and what looks like a Black Lives Matter poster so I can’t really feel that bad either
I think if I were dropped in a third world country I could be a millionaire in like 10 months topsI'd hustle like a mofo, get products moving, take out some competitors and bring peace to the region
Sometimes I wish I were a frog
i dont ever feel bad for women. kirk's wife already forgave the shooter. that bitch who got stabbed would probably forgive the guy too.
>>215115430hello froggy
Hating third world immigrants is anti racist because you're admitting the brown third worlders are potential competitors to yourself Expressing benevolence to brown third worlders is actually peak racism, as you're placing yourself in the position of being a superior enlightened benefactor
>>215115438I think it’s just her Christian larp
>>215115410Big if true, but idk how or why there'd ever be a photo of her personal room or how it would end up on the internet.
>>215115438I feel bad for women who deny me because they're missing out on my penis
reminder that he should get rangebanned
I like being a human but I don’t want to be a working human. I wish I was a trust fund kid. An “affluenza” kid. I want an easy meaningless life where I get to drive a nice car and go on vacations.
him being the BE flag poster
>>215115501I don’t remember askin’ you a GOD damn thing.
>>215115501>>215115484stop bringing your unrelated nonsense and bullshit to this thread. christ almighty what a perfect analogy for the behaviour of thirdies.
I'm definitely one of the best and worst humans to ever liveIn some ways I'm superior to all other living things I have repeatedly been compared to Napoleon and Christ
>>215115438women literally evolved to be raped, it is what it is
>>215115546very christ-like post
>>215115555
I am Christpoleon
Najesus Christaparte sounds like an unironic name a black man from Illinois would have been given.
https://voca.ro/1ohDyjDk6k6I
>>215115583with Hitlerian characteristics
>haven't sports bet in months>bet on falcons today>they lose 0-30
>>215115611Fascinating
>>215115532based. *kiss*
>>215115621kek
>>215115621
stop gambling it's degenerate.
>>215115621To the fuckin Panthers too lol. How the hell did that happen?
that was the most watery guacamole I have ever had in a burrito. This probably wont fare well for Bowelsville
>>215115644I need her to seduce me at an all-inclusive resort.
>>215115644I'm up thoughbeit>>215115652I don't even know I didn't really watch the game just checked scoresthis is the type of shit I expected when I bet on wnba, not men's sports
why do people buy scratch tickets and do sports betting when you can just put it into crypto and get free money
>he can only win gambling on womens shitshow attempts at basketball
Just like Christ I hang with prozzies and sometimes even do them acts of service (fucking em in the pussy)
>>215115680gambling is a surrogate activity that taps into the instinct to forage for new resources.
>>215115680>when you can just put it into cryptothat's what I gamble with>>215115697I'm up from slots and blackjack, sports bets are just for funthat said I quit betting on the wnba because women are unironically too inconsistent to make an informed bet
Take your fucking viterminshttps://voca.ro/1d7keAUWJSwP
>>215115708You think so? Seems to tap into the same instinct that compels people to do drugs or drink heavily
that's just sadhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758395174164504.webm
maybe you need to "forage" for more BITCHES, niggaaaaaa
>>215115759lol get rekt
dont click that, its just a shitbull being shot
**forages for your semen**
>>215115756wrong. drugs and drinking feels good all the time by exposing you to chemicals that interact with the brain. when you gamble, you are on edge and swing back and forth from depression and euphoria (losing or winning). when you forage for resources, you're on edge (searching) and swing from disappointment (finding spoiled or inadequate goods) to satisfaction (finding something good) to euphoria (taking the goods back to the tribe).don't bother replying if you don't have something interesting to say.
>>215115781ive seen worse desu
>>215115806this is based and factually accuratet. gambling addict
>>215115806Naive science
If my doctor knew how much dairy I consume, he’d probably rape me to death.
>>215115867Why? Dairy is great
bake new
>>215115667if the place you got it wasn't full of people speaking spanish, you have learned your lesson
That's what "Hawk Tua" means?!?!!?
i only do science based lifting and gambling.
>>215115918They make shitty mexican food, too.
>>215115889I agree!
>>215115946alright, but that's normally the way to tell if you are in a good Mexican restaurant or not
business idea: sex-mex
>>215115978Fair
currently shitting and my asshole is burning
>>215116008can you make the new thread for us
>>215116021i don't want to wait five minutes
>>215115983Not usually into latinas but there have been a few that work at this cafe I go to that I'd SMASH
let's go to 400 posts
new>>215116042>>215116042>>215116042
>>215116037>Not usually into latinas
>>215116044what's the record?
>>215115166
