marry me
Woke up with a cramping tummy. Dashed to the bathroom and a now firing out fizzy acidic gravy from my now screaming anus.
I don't know about anus
atb
the midnight snack
Today I did absolutely nothing except fart
Is this Tommy Robinson thing going anywhere or is it going to fizzle?
ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL ALL THINGS WISE AND WONDERFULTHE LORD GOD MADE THEM ALL
Must I sleep?
Just woke up, morning lads
>>215116058Used to like the red kola dragon soop
Currently listening to Morrisseyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkcyFBWnRiY
My Uma MusumeOf the Day is ...Daitaku Helios !!
>>215116075leftypol singing this sarcastically and looking into an imaginary camera like he's in the office
>>215116075Mental he made ticks and tapeworms
Tell me who is this 'mousey' and tell me what his 'gimmicks' are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbAM2_6jKY0&list=RDXbAM2_6jKY0&start_radio=1Why are there so many chinky comments on this Nolans tune
>>215116024I`m sorryBut bonus !!My FavouritePocket Monster Trading Cardof all TimeIs ..Giovanni's Scheme (BREAKthrough 138) !!
>>215116083same but i packed them in because they made me feel like i was going to die sometimesdon't usually drink sugary or caffeinated drinks you see
>>215116106catberg
NEW Pokémon of the Day: Kirby
>>215116122I take it you're Scottish? Or do you get them in England? Dunno
>>215116084The best gig The Smiths ever played (and I've heard every single one bootlegged) was in California, there's a good quality upload of it on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1QmCpbsr-4
nth for the gyaldem
>>215116135no, i live in Gateshead though so not sure how popular they are down south
>>215116137Hell yeah I've seen that film many times, but for me, the best pro shot Morrissey concert is Introducing Morrisseyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Vf4OhzrdE
arsewank on the cards?
>>215116171Ah. It used to be very poular in Scotland with the youngsters. That, MD 2020 and Buckfast
>>215116168something really offputting at how self obsessed and fake these women arecant imagine constantly recording myself doing retard dances just to look at my body and face
Nigga name Keir
>>215116189wanking my arse or wanking whilst using my arse or wanking to arses?
BORING personality trait is hating London.
>>215116208
>>215116229always black people doing this near me
>>215116194>Buckfastthe popularity of this stuff is baffling to me. the others are also minging but they're sweet so i can see how they appeal to youths and mongs, but tonic wine?
Solo tengoUna horaY me duermoTerminadoPor veinte y cincoAños pasaronSiguen los cuerposAqui temblandoTome la sangreComi el cuerpoMis lagrimasQuiebra el espejo
>>215116229Poor women preaching just to get posted on this god forsaken place.
>>215116204>cant imagine constantly recording myself doing retard dancesthat's cause you aren't a cute girl with an audience
>>215116187I like this era of Moz vocally but it was always a bit odd when he didn't play Smiths tracks live. The first time he did was in Newcastle on the very same month as this gig which doesn't feel like a coincidence to me, he wanted to make a film without those tracks.
eating toast
SICK DOWN TO MY HEARTTHAT'S JUST THE WAY IT GOES
>>215116204Hate them cause you ain’t them.Classic projection
got the kdramas on before bed이상한 변호사 우영우 if anyone cares
>>215116257even if she is a 10/10 it’s unattractive to constantly ogle herself like thatcan’t imagine she has a flattering personality
>>215116291love it x
>>215116293ok mate pathetic…
you people don't really think in these wordsyou're performatively british
confused pink witch
>>215116204>just to look at my body and faceshe does it for money retard
>>215116306Which words mate
Currently listening to Dag Nastyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UJSA0mMPww
>>215116316women don’t really look at themselves and ogle like the way men do.(agp) it’s purely for the money and views.
me af
clairo - flaming hot farts
>>215116293their streams are fun albeit
Need to see Emma Watson pucker her hole.
Just had another Chaturbate wank
the urge to emasculate white men
got the whip on buy now pay later
>femcel gimmickthat'll be a laugh
>>215116420there’s a guy that drives a Lambo version around in east London.
>>215116439I pray your life is in ruin because of one
Bleach by Nirvana sounds so much like Motorhead I never hear anybody making this comparison.
We’ve come to talk to you about your /brit/ posts
rotting in my evil incel lair
>>215116476Let me guess Negative Creep in particular Am I right huh am I right
>>215116389>cgdct witchcraft*snorts in shounSTACEY genjtiusu*
the sandwich is here sing hallelujah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpqp95lIthogibbering
>>215116574kek
watching uk dashcam and howling at the road rage freakazoids
>>215116555what the actual fuck does any of this post mean
>>215116574I can see future where some /brit/lad has to explain to a judge why he had this clearly offensive picture on his phone
you cheeky bastards
love when they introduce the officers on police interceptors
>>215116574forgot the snake tattoo
>>215116606this but uk spicehead compilations
>>215116615Wish i had a handsome pakette gf tbqh
>>215116615I still sexualize her even with that towel on her head so what's the point?
Cannot stand dark meatFucking vile
>>215116615Brown queen looks like she can beat me up *yum*
Where can I actually find the video of those policewomenEvery version I have seen has been edited by some retard and has constant jump cuts
hello freni heared you been sayin a raicsmis this turue?>
>>215116168never even showed her fanny or shithole on her onlyfans after having it for years. what a dumb stuck up bitch
>>215116674>fannymate...
>>215116639that's mad
>>215116696giga coomer
>>215116168Completely vile that they're both on onlyfans AND do it together.
>>215116645your lust shows no bounds, you cannot be saved and your future life as a pensioner in the east dying mid sex of a stroke.Or groping a poor woman and getting pity injected with death at the future nursing home.can’t be helped I’m afraid….
English WPCs are CUTE
>>215116639https://youtu.be/Sp1zbzTW3zk?t=95screain
>>215116727Are Kat x
>>215116727they're not called wpcs anymore rorke
>>215116754fuck sake, tin man looking rough
do criminals breath a sign of relief when they realize the cops that are chasing them are women
even when I like my toilberg, have the day off, it's a bank holiday - Sunday nights are always perpetually so fucking depressingWhat's up with that?
>>215116754netflix braveheart
>>215116795how's she look young but also older than she actually is?premature sagging that is bloody sad
roses are redviolets are bluethe only thing that goes up my arseis my own pooend of
shooting a poo out me arse like a cannon
>>215116825it's the dogshit over-applied mascara that UK girls love, and she probably smokes making her face age quicker
Oh to be a nigerian man blinding the white men with desire and getting millions.Seems so easy
>>215116827Why do you squeeze your poo up your own arse? bizzare homosexual behaviour
>>215116766TILWhat do they call them then?
>>215116825they did this to british women by telling them that they should be addicted to tanning beds and that men apparently find tanned women with fat lips and fake eyelashes attractive
>>215116843that’s not mascara mate it’s extensions.what white women fail to do is use the right colour not synthetic black.once you notice it ruins it all.
Might get my headphones on and blast some chunes but really no point as a sober man
>>215116818um
>>215116614>>>/b>>215116674your private message content bro??
>>215116795>>215116825Does she look old or slightly dim? She has that vacant look about her, as if she’s not all there. The look you get on migrants.
>>215116906Ffs rorke stop hating on my nigga Mo
worst excuse for pumpernickel I've ever tastedawfullike sticky gooey mushy fudgy chocolate cake with a cup of salt added with tough chewy crusts surrounding the sticky mushrevoltingit's disgusting that anyone would think that's what pumpernickel is supposed to be or find that acceptable at allsandwich ruined
>>215116884thought it was too uneven to be mascara. could just be shit extensions tbf>>215116903what did you mean by this?
pumpernickel pumpernickel pumpernickel breadswimming in a sea of gelatin
just had a good laugh
>>215116876not just that but makeup ages your facewomen here love to get the little sun they can get which ages you toothen there’s the average british diet of processed slop but also sugar. most people will eat more than a few biscuits, a chocolate bar or other sugary treat and drink energy drinks or sweet hot drinks. the recommended intake for a woman in 25g of sugar per day and an energy drink is 2x that. that is five jaffa cakes worth (about 5g each) a day and that’s not even taking other food into account, just biscuits you’d have as a snack.
>>215116961what's this from
nerf bastion
>>215116979elaborate yuri?
>>215116995I WANNA BE WIDOWMAKER
>>215116995Literally playing OW2 right now...
Hakos Baelz sex arse
>>215116956I'm saying you should go back to /b/ for not knowing weeb and 4chan lingo
>>215117031wasnt me you fucking stupid ape
>>215116989system of a down
>>215116987i see lot more ugly men compared to women but once you past that line of city/town the genders slump together.what both do not understand is that their bodies are not young what they eat will stay and that no education of that ruins you lot, its not the makeup the tans the beers the food its the mentality.
candles litkate bush record onvape on chargetissues preparedpoland proxy fired up
>>215117070Why a Poland proxy?
rorke v leftypolhttps://youtu.be/71KtgOqZFz4
>>215117083for pornography without providing id to epornerim old enough, but sir wank monitor can get fucked
>>215117117The spirit of 1776 lives on
>>215117025rrrrrat>>215117045put a name on next tine so I know who's replying to me x
i bought the coooockto poooland
love chocolates and biscuits and sweets but have gotten really schizo about sugar intake since i learned how bad it is. only two biscuits a day and two plain croissants for me and everything else has so little sugar it’s not worth mentioning.
>>215117117you've just committed a wank crime
>>215117117But why Poland and not say Albania or Slovakia?
My armpits smell really bad when I get anxious
>>215116865kill them
>>215116995the most influential tiktok of all time
agents of the uk state should be killed
>>215117138FREEDOM>>215117149im currently committing a wank crimegonna shag the girl coppers who come for me>>215117161the proxy site i use provides proxies from the UK, France, and Japan that are useless, but Poland and the Netherlands are all good. im not enouugh of a tech wanker to get albania or slovakia.
>>215117162stress sweat
>>215117162shave them then inject botox into the glands
kill british politicians in public
fizzy plum grapefruit blackberry limeade
>>215117198Oh I see. I thought Poland meant you got a feed of particularly attractive Polish girls or something
>>215117117right mate lets just not do that okay? verifying your age by giving your face scan and ID keeps kids safe. you don't want paedos getting access to children do you? maybe you do, but it doesnt reflect very well on you if that's the case
>>215117240you should be killled
>>215117231i condemn this post in the strongest possible terms
bit fucking chilly lads
Gonna quit all my digital hobbies. No more spending 15 hours a day on computers and screens. Gonna learn to draw, and get back into reading, and writing poetry, and running, and lifting, and also go find another hobby where I can meet people. My life is too passive right now.
bomb westminster with bombs
mad how any of us could just end our lives at any moment. would take less than a few seconds to pick up some sharp instrument and cut your carotid open
mousey on a mad one
just came across this qt yank moroccan girl and am reminded of the fact that every dogshit ethnic group in Europe, America gets the cream of the crop version of that groupIt's bloody wrong it is.
>>215117243No, Poland doesnt have restrictions on porn. But I do get recommended "Popular in Poland" videos from eporner. But the language is in English which is odd. Suppose thats why Euros all understand English, they needed to learn to use mainstream porn sites.>>215117244not today, sir wank stopper
imaging just stabbing them and then they're gone
>>215117274you're still getting a knock on the door and a warning for reading it
I wish I could watch Emma Watson doing poo poos and wee wees.
de(utsch) BOMB BLAST
>>215117276Wore the thermals yesterday, for the first time since last spring
Do rat-human hybrids live underground in your country?
>>215117336come on now mate. if we all pitch in and scan our faces the kids will be safe online once and for all. please?
So if your company makes a profit you have to corporation tax and then dividend tax on top of that if you want to withdraw the profits for yourself
>>215117367nno *muffles a suspicious squeak i made*
big spa baleorpea slag biborbali gypsorgay blips
>>215117276>>215117362>it is... le coldbore on you cunts, it comes around literally every year
who owns the copyright to the bible who receives royalties for it is it the pope
picking out the dried cum and smegma from under the head of my willy and eating it
>>215117414I'm not complaining
throw acid on keir starmer
>>215117431why do you call it that and not yhe binble
>>215117414didn't say I was taken by surprise did I? quite the oppositeif people discussing the weather bothers you then maybe british themed forums aren't for you
>>215117316Always found it fascinating how fragile and illusory peace is. Like the most mundane situations could result in lots of death and destruction but the only reason it doesn't is because of these weird intangibles like reason and morals. A restaurant kitchen has a dozen people walking around with weapons on their hands and all that happens is dinner gets made. Hundreds of millions of two-tone death machines casually going to and from, when a simple twist of the wrist could end a dozen lives. Just find it all so fascinating how we're all so close to death and violence and destruction at all times and yet it never actually feels like it because everyone's following these intangible rules.
>>215117282clue gained
>>215116084<3
>>215117436>>215117458sorry was just being unnecessarily hostile for a laugh
>>215117367Not sure about Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest sketches. Bit on the nose and seem just a little bit anti-Semitic
king jame
/brit/ feels like a sisterless general
And now I’m thinking about Emma Watson wearing a pooey undie.
>>215117516did she really have to go braless for this
>>215117543>>215117543bras are oppresive ok
mad how the /pol/ log is less shit than the /int/ log these days
Redpill me on Emma Watson. Why does she wear the pooey undie?
>>215117586she doesn't mate
>>215117567just checked the pol log and no it isnt. just ragebait, racebait, literally-who-on-twitter screenshots, and /int/-esque "does X in your country?" threads
>>215117630/diy/ gods won
???
>>215117630nvm I just realised I was still on /int/
*wiggles at you alluringly*
>>215117643me please
>>215117643you don't like jesus christ?
>>215117394lol
>>215117516bit noncey this
>>215117543the joke is porn
read the book of mormon
https://www.tiktok.com/@feministnate/video/7530139747352628494rorke got called out at work
>>215117768why
>>215117768saw the south park episode
>>215117282step by step, do you have previous poems? Let me hear your written words sc brother
>>215117785just do it okay
got "SHARK" as my captcha, haha mental that
>>215117827*hugs*
think i might be a poof
ladsdo you think the north korean regiem will outlive us? I'd like to see a liberated North Korea in my lifetime desu
>>215117768literally just anglo islam
>>215117465go to the developing and their courage around is impressive.there is no man uses tool but tool makes a fool of man
>>215117852um.. hi
>>215117852why?
>>215117858watching a youtube vid of someone visting it right now as a i type this, looks very truman show esque and dystopian
mad how God just created alcohol so we can get pissed
>>215117465makes you think
>>215117894saw a video of a trans girl getting bummed and cumming and it made my willy twitch
>>215117926nothing gay about that
>>215117926did you see yourself as the tranny or the giver?
>>215117926yep, that's it
>>215117956Why don't you post in /fr/
might dip my spoon in the ol' 'eanut 'ter jar and just pile scoops of it in my gob
>>215117965the last good guy died
>>215117926yeah we live in tricky times, I reckon most straight men would react that way too
can me and the wine bushy franc queen be friends?I’m a lesbo if that helps
>>215116137irvine meadows was so great even though the lawn at the top was very steep and kind of scaryI'm going to live in laguna hills or lake forest o laguna beach soon because daddy loves laguna hills and laguna beach so muchI saw ivan doroschuk once in lake forest :)
>>215118030relax
>cali anon is a tranny faggot
>>215118052I'm always trying
>>215118063you wish
>>215117983got a cousin who's a lesboyou know her?
I wonder if Emma Watson had a bowel movement today.
>>215118147She didn't today, she never has. Girls don't poo, mate. Time to get a clue.
>>215117768she's an ex-mormon atheist, I remember posting her dumb ahh takes on /brit/
>>215117768>>215118187hol up it was another 30s blonde brunette with D cups from utah
>>215118168>Girls don't poo, mate.I have seen video evidence to the contrary on /gif/.
>>215118209Those are all post op trannies
just fucking shit myselfhad freshly made bed and showered priori just got in bed and as i pulled ip the blankies i farted and instantly knew i just let a wet one gopulled down my shorts and there it is, liquid shithad to reshower, dispose of shiton clothes, changed bedding and open windowi dont know what to do it just came over me and i didnt even realiseim 34 year olds and i just shat myselfgrim
just imagining toby utterly entranced watching furret walk song
>>215118271
>>215118271nightmarewhat you been eating
>>215116137just realized the guitar bit at the end of never had no one ever sounds very much like the bassoon at the beginning of stravinsky's rite of spring
>>215118271Hahahaha my gran shit herselfShe's 70 and has dementia
>>215118271bro are you ill or did you eat something rottenoff meat or too much dairy im guessinganyway it happens lad, it happens
>>215118327even off meat or too much dairy wouldn't cause thisnever trust a fart, ever
think id rather shit myself constantly than watch that tiktok brainrot shit the mentally ill freak spends his entire fucking life posting here
>>215118327>it happensno it doesn't!you don't shit yourselfyou rush to the toilet and do a mean one but you don't shit yourself in bed
I think he's about to do a massive false flag in Britain. Stay out of big cities lads.
>>215118370this is trueshitty bum was just lazy
>>215118274
>>215118187>>215118204You thinking of Alyssa Grenfell?
>>215118353farts do be deviousthose stealth farts that make no sound they just creep up on you and then drip down your legmany such cases
whole thing's fuckedjust want the nightmare to be over
>>215118392p sc i a n f
>>215118372You should force israel to become christian. "No more buxx until you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior"
>>215118392this is heatherpaedo stringing together random words to make a cuckpost
>>215118370broi didnt even feel it coming if i did id have ran for my life to the bog manit just happened and before i knew it announced itself like an unspoken evil in the night
*ruins society*
>>215118434he was completely incoherent earlier i think he's going to hurt someone
>>215118417Yeah sure, all the Christian gentiles will make that happen with all their power and influence in America (basically none at all)
>>215118449I was genuinely howling at itLiterally felt like the typewriter monkeys finally managed to make a cuckpost
>>215118417Israelis hate Christianity its a jewish tradition to literally spit on Christians
>>215118458start working
>>215118372100%. But they are on course to get kicked out of UEFA and Eurovision next which is unironically the most 2 most important things. Once they have been kicked out of all European cultural events there will never be a way back for them. They will be completely isolated
>>215118438had mean onesnever shat myself
>>215118417I've met loads of Messianic JewsSo fucking weird that they refuse to drop the weird Jewtism
>>215118417>>215118458>>215118473SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuoLzx0mcho
mad how Americans give israel all that money which israel then uses to buy off American government officialsless loyalty or morality than arabs6million keks
!
>>215118511>Messianic JewsPaul rebukes these people in the Bible. They were called Judaizers back then. He said they were preaching a false gospel.
>>215118529teeming with british culture this
The first 5 threads I see on /gif/:>brap general (farts)>pee general>shooting dogs (wtf?)>scat general>ladyboys
>>215118537I'm well aware of this, I'm just saying I've met them. I'm a Catholic, you see
>>215118511not reallyeuropeans did the same thing with adapting pagan traditions to christianity
warframe has an absolute banger of a soundtrack
Christians should start settlements in the West bank
>>215118372>false flagHow can they do a false flag when absolutely nobody trusts this cunt anymoreFalse flag requires people to trust you
>>215118500it wasnt a full on shit, it was just a little dribble, but still it smelt and it was shitwhat was i meant to doone day it will be you
>>215118546it not right
fuck it, getting baptised asap and assaulting jews with holy water and biblessalvation or else, shlomo
>>215118567They don't need people to believe them. They just need enough people to pretend to believe, out of fear.
>>215118577Did it get on your bollocks? Worst nightmare is shitting on my own knob and getting it down my japseye
death to americadeath to israelfree Palestineheil Hitlersimple as
>>215118585You should be baptised already mate. You're a Catholic nation
>>215118614were*
Morning
>>215118599muslims hate you
>>215118599some sad autistic retard is going to report this 100% because he takes 4chan far too seriously
might have mcscranalds tomorrow
>>215118577your diet must be seriously fucked upsharting yourself like a bloody yank
>>215118599malaponte
>>215118638I bet he had a takeaway. Can't trust that shit any more. Might as well eat 3rd world street food.
rorke shitting himself thinking it's because of old age and not because his diet is 100% beans and cheese
>>215118656>>215118656
the italian moudjahidin
ate 4 slices of cheese on toast earlier with eggs on topshat myself in bed
