lana del rey at waffle house edition
>>215118656
>>215118656imagine plapping her batty
my diet?beans, cheese, eggs, milkcan shit for england
I love donald duck and I love jesus and I love stravinsky's rite of springhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwqPJZe8ms
large and ominous farts emanating from my bumhole
If I quit my job before they can take any holiday pay from me can they do anything?
brostummy gurgling and rumblings i think its going to happen again
>>215118723>>215118740you know what to do
>>215118740fucks sake stop shitting yourself
mad how nobody in the western world believes the future is going to be better anymore except the most demented transhumanist ghouls
>>215118729they will either dock your final pay request you pay them back and if you dont they will sell it onto a debt recovery agent and possibly damage your credityoure fucked lad
>>215118778yeah because you've talked to everyone in the western world and have a good scope on what they think right? and aren't just a 4chan retard pushing a blatant assumption
>>215118778you need to separate yourself from social media
yay made it in time for lana edition i love waffle house lana
>>215118803alright you've done mejust venting is all...
think it was all that cheese i atemust have been about half a block i grated it on some falafel
>>215118778true >>215118711based
>>215118815respect for taking the L
you've failed to understand a few things
>>215118816Fuck sakeFatties btfo yet again
>>215118723
yes just let me grate all this fat over more fat and beans full of fibreretard with a hard R
>>215118816if you don't grate half a block of cheese on your food is it even worth eating in the first place? i would say no
>>215118816>on some falafel
>>215118778you are right tbf the hopelessness really does bear down on you after a while pretty much everyones wishing for some big change to happen in society but no one’s willing to do anything
would rather have my falafel with tahini personally
>>215118879whats wrong with falafel bro>>215118906falafel and houmous, in a wrap
>>215118902again too much time spent on social mediashould strive to avoid it and not be so gullible
>>215118902well thing is that even if a big change were to happen, we're fucked either way because it would almost certainly involve bad things happening regardlessit's a slow trudge into dystopia or there will be a sudden collapse into chaosbut i'm just a mentally ill mong
>>215118927yeah... tahini is betterwhy would I want chickpea mush atop chickpea mushit's the tahini what makes the hummus taste good anyway
>>215118927it's jeweydecided to be a staunch antiemite recently
>>215118951Good lad
>>215118951falafel are Lebanese if anything theyre muzzy
>>215118857cute and it's funny how her marriage caused so much seething
beef sausage wrapped in a tortilla for brekky
>>215118985think i got any love for muzzies?
>>215118711ffs i see sir simon rattle and immediately assume it's a kier starmer joke
>>215118930fair but its not false that most people aren’t satisfied with society
can understand the time difference in britain they're 8 hours ahead but australia always warps my tiny pea-brainit's morning but it's also tomorrow
>beef sausage wrapped in a tortilla for brekky
>>215119016whats wrong with this homos hairline dude
>>215119007when you say it like that it really does sound stupid, most people have never been satisfied, i was speaking more of an optimistic outlook on the future that we seem to lack now
wank turned into an hour and half goon
nbn is in the shittercan't ponypost anymore
>>215119030it's gayjust like people who eat beef sausage wrapped in tortillas
not had sex since September 26th 2024almost a year...
>>215119009russia has 11 different time zones spanning the entire russian mainland china has 8wrap your head around that
>>215118656:\
I used to be extremely insecure about my shitty hairline but I honestly don't even care anymore. I just let it grow long and embrace it now. I don't give a fuck.
>>215118814one hit wonder - summertime sadness
>>215119058thank fuckno more poo porn or nonce spam
>>215119048this tedious vibe is not what im looking for this morning
>>215119114sameright now my hair looks like the boy billionaire from alien earth, only more wild and shit
>>215119114never been insecure about my hairlinealways had thick hair but now im in my 30s its starting to recede at the frontnot bothered
>>215119114yea you're only a based embracer if you got a kino faceotherwise you're just a goober
>>215119099canada & us have like 6 so it's not that difficult what's weird is how uk is an hour ahead of europe
>>215119138there's still mirrors up but there's a 120 second cooldown and you have to build up trust to select a flagnot arsed!
>>215119119she's had three other top ten hits in the uk but I bet you can't name them
>>215119119what? that's crazy talk
Is Budapest any good? might go for a few nights to shag prostitutes and maybe get some heroin
>>215119168what are those 4chan mirrors getting out of offering free vpns
>>215119186Don't you think that's immoral?
>>215119171no i cant>>215119182would have to google her to find any one song and i doubt id recognise themnot really followed pop music since the 2000s
>>215119192:)
>>215119192AI gas gone too far
>>215119192wtf
>>215119199it's for paedos to secretly share CP
Do you feel tempered outbursts, that you cannot control? Feeling lonely, even when you are with people, feeling blocked. Feeling blue, sad, feeling disinterested in things, feeling fearful. Are your feelings easily hurt? Feeling that people are unfriendly, or do you feel like people dislike you?[Chorus]I feel like that all the timeI feel like thatI feel like thatI feel like thatI feel like that all the timeI feel like thatI feel like that all the time
>>215119192https://youtu.be/bmfudW7rbG0?feature=shared&t=3
>>215119199my limited understanding is its some (genuinely) paedophilic kiwi farms posters that have a deep hatred for 4chan and use it to spam cp without consequencethey probably don't like when you use up their bandwidth to get banned for fluttershys
>>215118985over thirty percent of lebanon is christian and it used to be higheralso falafel is not solely lebanese that's a silly assertion
>>215119207noive had sex with over 50 prostituteshad 2 heroin addictions but if i just do it once or twice on a 3 day holiday it would be ok
>>215119087Not had sex since December 21st 2021.Almost half a decade...
they put jackie chan inside a cat?
>>215119246jesus wept manyour shaggers card is long since expired
>>215119230Close. Kiwifarms documents leto (the creator) and he tries to take kiwifarms-esque domains to detract
>>215119210you would honestly probably recognize born to die, video games, and blue jeans. and probably her version of doing time
>>215119237shut up cunt ill stab you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aW3-mfY7jc
>>215119285haharightgood luck with that you nutcase
>>215119238>had 2 heroin addictions
spring time in full force here in ausneed to get my license so i can go out into nature
>>215119294was hoping this would be bata motel
>>215119309cant you just go outside and walk in any direction and be in nature in ausnot like some American grey office building hellscape
The bells and alarm noise at the start of "Time" nearly ruins Dark Side of the Moon. The rest of the song is great though. "hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way" hits hard. I wonder if my neighbours can hear it.
wanking to interracial pornography
in fact nothing feels better than asking christ for forgiveness
>>215119330were just like yanks in that regard cant get anywhere without a car
>>215119330yea but then he'd have to walk backbit of a hassle desu
>>215119306and 7-8 opiate/opioid addictionscurrently doing withdrawals again27 hours 18 minutes since I last had Tapentadolive had 1200mg of pregabalin to see me throughits like a cheat codebut ill need some loperamide soon enoughand might pop a diazepam to sleep
watching deadwoodcant stop imaging how sore those cheap brothel whores must be247 filled with cockno condomno lubeimagine the types of diseases they must have hadall round gross
>>215119349fact
>>215119380NOT reading all that
>>215119380used to get a buzz off sniffing my mum's pregablinno clue what it's actually supposed to do besides vague nerve pain or something
>>215119399sacre bleu
>>215119380alri coyo
https://youtu.be/HzbjdD6bc2U
>>215119351all that open empty spaceyou need to fill it with brown people
>>215119381try passing a stone...
>>215119409I have the same name as the bloke whose face is used for this
>>215119381Still better than 50% of jobs
>>215118656who?
>>215119381deadwood is one my favourite shows ever but what you're saying is you wish you were a wild west brothel whore?
>>215119412it is to treat nerve painbut its chill and pleasant and lasts for 4-8 hoursi only take it orally dont waste my nostrils on anything but the finest cocaine, but thats rarefor me pregabs give me a huge appetite and make me hornyperfect for withdrawals
>>215119192this cat thinks he's hot shit but i would heem him in a real fight
>>215119440just watched that episode where all has kidney stones and he has a hot rod stuck up his cockthink id rather just not have sex, ever (like irl)
>>215119448do you go by charlie or charles? chazza? chuck?
I'd like to see Dua Lipa gain 20, 30 pounds.
i've had 47000 chocolate addictions
>>215119521Nope
U a faggit my brother? U a faggit? You a faggot mf? Faggot mf, shit. Fag it. U uh faggit? I ain't doin that faggit shit mf sit your ass down man, lord what would your mama say about this, oh God no no, sit your ass down faggitI'll get back to you when this post is ready
>>215119534tell him, it's 'The Chazz'.
>>215119534what do you go by then
Had a black girlfriend in the past and she made me do slave roleplayStill haunts me. I'm not a racist... Not in public anyway.
gfberg has moved in with methis is my first time living with a girlwhat am i in for lads?
>>215119507good relaese tho
>>215119480lana del reyat waffle house
>>215119564cleaning up after her 247 and never getting any peace
>>215119522arousing idea
>>215118656mental how walled she got
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
>>215119555that would be fun but i think id struggle to see her as an equal after and thats not good for a relationship.
>>215119615Good thing I despise women anyway
Mental how fit she was
>>215119614
she lost a bunch of weight and got married, she looks really good now for almost being 40
>>215119564skiddies in the bog
>>215119636looks jew
>>215119564probably at least some make up and hair product clutter in the bathroom and bedroom dresser top. also she'll use quite a bit more toilet paper than you
>>215119649>start sharing a flat with Emma Watson >suddenly have to deal with her pooing and farting constantly
so when are they going to invent a cure for autismgetting a little tired now
>>2151197004x nicer
>>215119700she is a disgusting woman with repulsive bowel movementsneeds to sort out her dietive told her, you cant survive on blueberries and avocadobut she didn't listen
>>215119708Funny you should mention that, little briton (unless you're... having a laugh?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lJLx0X3JeY
>>215119708can't fix what isn't broken xx
>>215119621some of them have nice skin>>215119708the cure is sex, but autists are cursed to inceldom
>>215119793I know this too well. Wish I could cut it off them
>>215119805womens breasts?
>>215119757he needs to get it sorted and a cure shipped over NOW>>215119759omg xx
>>215119835Not arsed
Roger Waters era Pink Floyd was the best and im tired of /mu/ claiming otherwise.
Yo wtf why did janny delete my thread
>>215119883what was it
>>215119925https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215111769/#q215111769
>>215119936-_-
^_^
any neet man in
Well this is rock bottom then
if you lads haven't been out for an incelwalk yet tonight you'd better get out there, it's a perfect night for itthe last night of summer, under a new moon and a blanket of stars, with a cold dark mist pressing aboutlovely
>>215120018What's wrong babe
howdy yall
>>215120039Just arsed my life up. Broke, wrecked my car, no job, no mates. Have about 2 months worth of savings left before I'll have to move back in with family. I'll be 'ri
>>215120078deano salivating at those empty white rooms
>>215120028i put the bin out a few hours ago but thats all i could manage
>>215120078that's an ugly cardboard house with no bathtub presumably located in the middle of nowhere
>>215120092>>215120114the house i live in is like 450k that was just a random one i found on tiktok
>>215120078not shown: the stupid amount of property taxes
>>215119555is this true
>>215120139Yes unfortunately it is
>>215119646Feels bog
>>215120114Wish I had a bathtub.
>>215119555
Almost officially autumn
hewwohttps://voca.ro/1gLhrQFfNnmc
>>215120148i mean she was even more bogged at the start of her career. she looks more natural now i think, it's all relative
>>215120196sinister
>>215120168why no tub? i don't think i could live without one, i guess i've been very lucky
>>215120215I'm haunted
M.I.A. - Paper Planes.mp3
fried chips
>>215120302massive choon
who wants to buy me the yvaexpressions eyeshadowss?
>>215120313Would wear her thighs like earmuffs and eat her ass and pussy until she cums so hard she waterboards me
>>215120302i like it this one betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7SvtikTkrM
>>215120287What the fuck is this. Looks mesozoic.
>>215120146hot
>>215120358if i'm being completely honest, same
>>215120302paki song
Hi, homosexual here, yes :)
>>215120433what gave it away, the numerous pictures of her in this thread where she is clearly a paki?
>>215120436*scurries away holding his bum*
i don't mind the sun sometimesthe images it showsi can taste you on my lipsand smell you in my clothes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yuqxl284cg&list=RD3Yuqxl284cg&start_radio=1Reminds me of Death Grips because it's complete shit until the 15th listen.
>>215120407its ontop of one of these giant plateaus in venezuela, mt roraima
>>215120476i prefer the vicki leekx versionwww.youtube.com/watch?v=8A0M2v_fEpI
>>215120430My nigga
>>215120476banger
going to have some crispsive got pringles, seabrooks, and wotsits
remember first hearing about MIA when she did a music video of a bunch of ginger kids getting sent to a concentration camp and CopperCab went ballistic over it
you like that shit white boy
>>215120550corrrr got some ketchup or mustard to dip in?
>>215120598u wot m8?ive got them but dont dip crisps into fucking ketchup or mustard
>>215120625then you're doing it wrongnot my problem
>CopperCab haven't thought of this person in atleast 10 years
>>215120638mental
Business idea: Lebanese gfs
Her poo sustains me.
>>215120757Investing in this
the brits who suffer us and don't filter yanks are saints
gyokeres is fucking SHIT
>>215120807blame gingernonce and catvirgin for most of that
I love you jesus chriiiiiiistjesus christ i love youuuuuu
dangerous night to be a fucking negroni
FINISH THE LINE FFS
Would love a big pair of 70s titties
have two
>>215120823catyank is a Christian and a patriot. I will never speak ill of him
>>215120993you're a schizo just like him
>>215121005So be it.
ayo where the brits at
.
>>215121042according to this i fit right in here
wtf is succession even about?i know its in the name but wtf are they all talking about, always some takeover or some shitwas rupert murdoch in danger of a takeover?
>yank hoursGrim, but still not as grim as br*tish hours.
Emma Watson and the Philosopher's Pooey Undie (...and the Sorcerer's Pooey Undie in the US)
got the EWU Bodycam on
>>215120313>>215120430>>215120476Imagine how fucking bad she reeks. She must smell of absolute stale shit.
so cold im holding my hands over the toaster while it cooks my crumpets
>>215121084It's business at a high level, plebs wouldn't understand.
>>215121126why
I need a girlfriend who will dress up like this and go through my social media noting down every offensive thing I've said and telling me I have to come back to her station for interrogation.We go up to the bedroom (station) and I’m strip searched before she sits me down and starts questioning me, asking me what I meant and if I thought I was being funny…
NEED a GF with hairy armpits.
mental that Ian McNeice is still alive
>>215121155broken britain
This place has been infested women
>>215121389I am infested, and don't call me woman
Farewell lads
>>215121446byeeee
Big fan of girls that poo. I imagine Emma Watson has an enormous anus for dealing with massive turds.
>Trump's america has people shooting eachother because they aren't republican enoughThis is how it starts folks.
Have just farted and it pongs mightily.
why does every vlog travel youtuber brand themselves as a sappy omg this place has great people but needs a better government they think talking to 5 strangers and getting drunk with another 2 is enough anecdotal evidence to summarize an entire country. dont get it
>>215121536What are you on about?
>>215121581Kirk was Trump's Frankenstein's monster and he shot him through the neck
Want to bury my face inside her armpits
shleepy
>>215121499lmaoing at the thought of you swinging at the end of a rope loool
>>215121589Kirk was shot by an "anti-fascist." He had anti-fascist slogans written on the ammo. Even if republicans were the assassinating type, there's a lot of other people they'd shoot before they short Charlie Kirk.
>>215121536>>215121589fuck off retard
>tfw no hairy gf
>>215121633>short Charlie KirkHe wasn't short he was about 6'5 lol
>>215121303She was well fitThat dirty paki whore with her had a right beak on her and couldn't shut upI blame the paki whore entirelyGet her deported
>>215120078I actually have that much money but the problem would be affording to live day to day on American minimum wage which I could not do
>>215121683>poztralian flagWhy exactly do you think you have the right to comment on this situation?You better sort your own country out before you spend even 1 singular second critiquing anything going on in Great Britain.You are a cuck and a slave to Abbos. Your entire state apparatus and national culture is designed to appease Abbos. Go fucking deal with that before you say anything negative about us.
>>215121623Kys gingerpedo
>>215119572lana who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u26K0c7_4Ok
>>215121781It’s a marina in Los Angeles.
>>215121737>kysthat's your endingor what, another 30 years of posting emma watson? nah
got a small lump on my scrotum. Not on the testes, on the skin.
>>215121804You were raped
>>215121591The pits don't bother me but dreadlocks repulse me.
Never really used my bluetooth earbuds on my laptop, this is pretty cool! It's kind of like I'm in blind VR and looking through someone else's eyes lol. tss
>>215121863you're dead mate
>>215121926reckon its probably an ingrown hair
Chad Pitt will still mog as a corpse
There’s bound to be at least one dude in India named “Dipshit”.
>>215121970
hi lads
I would eat emma watson's poo
>>215121970Dikshit is more common.
>>215122019hiiii
>>215122029its ok bro.. its ok
who sipping a coffee right now
>>215122074had my caffeine a couple hours ago as a wasteman with a horrible sleep schedule
started waking up early as a neet (8am) and it feels healthier but its like theres less time in the day somehow
>>215122074na i need to go to bed soon
didn't even realise the ballon d'or is today
>>215122074on the whiskey at the minute, can't deal with reality you see
love waking up super early as a neet (5-6am with 8+ hours of sleep) but it's never sustainable
Bit cold out
Morning, shaggers! Posting from the toilet (when am I ever not, haha) and want to wish you all a great day. Let’s get out there and grab Monday by the balls!
>>215122213autumn innit
AIDS is no longer the death sentence it once was and many can live long healthy lives with the disease these days
it's fucked up that being low iq means you're more likely to have childrennot right at all
>>215122181i feel you brother i feel you *we both unzip our jeans and shake hands with our willies*
>>215122251Would've sworn they cured that a couple years ago
i will never let a foid touch my perfect dick
Got the '04 kanye on
Psychedelics change nothing at all but also everything.
>>215122302c-can i touch it
>>215122029Kys gingerpedo.
might go to south carolina
>>215122332white people bad, the moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFTmiAx7R48&ab_channel=Frogler
>>215122339no *swats you away*
i'm one of the good ones
>>215122332never did psychedelics but once while on melatonin I had one of those religious/ connected to higher being experiences that people on psychedelics talk about and while it didn't change me I can see how someone experiencing that can change them
>>215122378*dies*
>>215121781del ray
ummy ummy wummy wummy
Hate having fun or eventful weekends. You only get two days. Not enough time to sit down and do nothing.
>>215122400I think you may have gotten something else. Melatonin is produced in your brain and literally all it does is make you tired.
Mimbling
I AM THE RAT OF THE HIGHWAYTHE HIGHWAYTHE HIGHWAY
>>215122477>>215122477very slightly early new
>>215122448For me it also guarantees a dream when I take one and it's a higher quality dream. I try not to take it too often because you're right about the brain producing it itself and taking too much can make your brain produce less naturally.
>>215122488janny did not like that
>>215122488just a bit too early for the janman's finely-attuned sensibilities it seems
>>215122477Mods are getting pissed. Made exactly one new general 5 posts early.
today will be a good day
Who's on it
>>215122589give me a minute
>>215122619You’ve had a minute you fucking worthless piece of shit
>>215122631>>215122626>>215122626>>215122626
