Prev >>215120419Fine edition
fartin
I'll use this one
this is the one
wilting rose emoji
This is the one
>>215117386
5 cums on the ‘log
>>215121744cant delete mine :(
cum supremacy
>>215121740This says a lot about society
sleep time for this guy gn /cum/lords
Just worked outI very much enjoy having a bit of bicep definition!
>>215121775night bud
Say something nice about Indians
>>215121727>>215121738So true
it wasn’t supposed to be a documentary bros
still living off the high of that one good post i made years ago
>>215121720Mine are spicy Ramen scented
>>215121790I literally can’t think of a single thing
posting in the non-schizojeet thread. this one was made by a gentleleaf
Nothing left to do but fall asleep
>>215121790ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i like their elephants
>>215121790they have an interesting history dating back to before christ
>>215121790Their food is actually delicious
>>215121790That one Indian was really good at math
>>215121790they have some good food and the women are attractive sometimes. other than that they’re all around filthy, deviant, immoral, lecherous, rude, inconsiderate, weak, awkward, dysgenic, and ugly people. do we need em
How come I never seem to hear about Indian women shitting in streets or sexually assaulting men?
How do y’all mfers fall asleep?
>>215121818I don’t like Indian food
>>215121790At least they aren't pakistani
>>215121838asmr o algo
>>215121838Need help sleeping? Try tea made from amanita muscaria
Do white girls like mestizo boysasking for a friend
>>215121836They probably still do it at a higher rate than women of other races
I’m gonna have a bubblebath and drink a gallon of cum
>>215121851no
>>215121838Giant cartoon mallet
>>215121858why not
>>215121790shant
>>215121864ugly + short + brown
>>215121838I should have gone to sleep hours ago, but I just can’t do it. Probably gonna have to settle for like a two hour nap before I have to get up again
>>215121838alcohol
>>215121874you're insecure
Imagine you come home and the police tell you your toddler was killed by some jeet who needs an interpreter to talk to the police
>>215121816bharat is millions of years old
I’m so sad gay retarded that I go hospital
if i got to live in the united states i would never complain about anything ever again
>>215121905Bullshit
>>215121838post goon drowsiness
>>215121886Could imagine that being enough to make one snap
>>215121907it's true, you're a spoiled little baby, not me tho
>>215121905Really? Seems to me all you people do in the USA is complain
Does your country run out of potatoes?
Went out doing deliveries tonight. One of the taco bells told me I could take an order that had been waiting to be picked up for over 4.5 hours. It was easily 10 lbs of tacos (probably $40+ worth of food)Would /cum/ eat it taco bell that had been sitting on a shelf in taco bell for almost 5 hours?
>>215121987Yeah if i paid for it
>>215121987i can reheat it in a microwave
>>215121987Diarrhea concerns
FUCK bros, I just discovered I'm a few inches below average in height (this shit literally never bothered me in my day to day life so I didn't know my real height but I decided to measure now just to be sure, thought it was average lol)I guess I'll just moneymaxx and statusmaxx hard now and then invest into sexbots on the next decade
dont think the apple cider vinegar did anything
I don’t know what if I was wrong with my buddy but I just remembered that I was just kidding lol
>>215122039how tall are you?
>>215121987I'd eat itBut then again, maybe your food is different. I hear food poisoning is fairly common but i have never had it before
>>2151220465'7
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
BORN TO LOSE dudududu BORN TO LOSE
>>215122057are you charismatic?
>>215122050Maybe you have to be more careful when you’ve got Indians touching your food with their poopy hands
>>215122077I don't know, never got a compliment for being charismatic
>>215122083Indian staff would indeed be a big brown flag for me
>>215122097no one complements you for your charisma. can you easily attract someone irrespective of their gender?
>>215122097I don’t think that’s something that people actually say; it’s too general. Maybe if you were to get comments about being very funny, smart, etc
Tfw you spent $1000 in your car and its still not fixed.Now i need to buy spark plug cables... and maybe a new spark coil.... and spark plugs...
>>215122103Nearly all restaurants in Canada are staffed by Indians now, so I don’t really like to go out to eat at all
>>215121996>>215122013>>215122050I'm definitely going to let it sit in the fridge for awhile then recook it, probably overcook it in the air fryer to make sure the bacteria is dead, then eat it.>>215121993Employees asked me to take it, I declined at first and offered it to another dasher who only took the crunch wrap supreme and then staff told me they rather I take it than some kids come in and take it so I did. The alternative was probably them just throwing it away desu>>215122083All whites working in the taco bell I went to tonight. I know them well, they even asked me if I'd want to pack my own deliveries when they are usually overcrowded and were telling me the jokes that their coworks in the back were telling them in their headset. It's one of the few places in the city where it feels like theres still a sense of community most of the time.
>>215122111>>215122122let's just say I'm probably not charismatic then
>>215122140are you charming and likable? in a group of people, do you have a natural pull?
>>215122132And a TPS and MAF sensor... and bearings... i really need those bearings because they are a few kms away from locking up...I wanted to buy a new GPU and clothes...
I wanna make my butt so big for u
>>215122159Ugh make it so huge
>>215122148I'm more like a side kick like the donkey from shrek
>>215122137Remigration is needed and it's needed as soon as possible
>>215122159>>215122164Can you gay ass gay asses post this shit somewhere else please
>>215122164Mmmph oh yeah watch it grow so big
https://youtu.be/WbliHNs4q14
can't sleep.
>>215122159vvvggh please be an amazoness(w/ penis)
>>215122178okay so despite what 4chan incels say, women don't ONLY look for height in a potential mate. if you're a 6'4 wet blanket, you'll never get a woman. sure, she'll lust after you tall figure but once she gets to know the real you, you're dead in the water
>>215122159post ur canadian boi butt
>>215122184So true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWuNCQRcy7Mok I pull up
Height doesn't matter as long as you are a dark and mysterious, billionaire, werewolf
>>215122203Oh yeah frot with me and you can grow into a giant amazoness futa too!
i think she regrets her OF stint
>>215122207I can’t I’m too shy >_<
>>215122206well yeah but the tall guy isn't necessarily going to be a sperg, he might be even more social on average compared to short dudes, and women are going to have both options available anyway
>>215122224
>>215122057girl height
How about another joke, murraay?
>>215122239she doesn't
>>215122252If you look like Mads then you're doing it right
People who don’t understand demographics and IQ are so boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh__udyczFM
Sunday night, without fail, is always when /cum/ is most dead.Why?
>>215122294That's Viggo
>>215122350Because you're a bitch
>>215122350I was playing vidya for like 7 hours
>>215122345KITTIN!
>>215121775Looks like a megaphone in the thumbnail
oh yeah stroke that cock
>>215122416Shut up dude
The mushroom thing you see in kombucha looks like it would be good to eat
>>215122364Oops. You're right
>>215122470
>>215122461Denmark is the superior nordic country, fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is amazing. truly feels spectacular and contrived
>>215122416i hope you're a lady because otherwise this is kinda weird haha
>>215122494Danske djævler...
>>215122507Danish devil? Icelandic is similar to German? You're fucking germanic?
>>215122506im a hairy obese man haha
>>215122517That was danish. I speak danish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08
Had a steamy bubblebath with the Skyrim soundtrack playing. I’m so fucking Germanic it’s insane bros.
The void
>>215122539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHnX9AF8-fc
>>215122526>Argentina is the superior latin american country
>>215122569The Skyrim soundtrack is goated
https://youtu.be/XpJEg6MTPzc?si=6WIh22QeRHlxQlG_This plays in my head when I see you guys arguing about politics
>>215122629this plays in my head on a loop while browsing the /cum/
>>215122569exfoliate your butt?
>>215122648god dammithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBE9EQ7gXKI
I have been trying to imagine the most european food in the world and everything points to the hotdog
>>215122526I'm fucking icelandic, I'm fucking germanic, thank you
I used to think I was a bright and curious child but now I’m an adult retard loser guy. I should have my entire body sealed inside a mystical kayak for thousands of years.
>>215122671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsmsDafYyaM
goodnight
>>215122671I'm imagining an addams family style coffin kayak
>>215122668you're quickly becoming one of the most annoying posters
Feels like I would have a better life if I joined the Navy like I planned. Asthma is the cause of my neetdom and inceldom
>>215122714I'm fucking icelandic, I'm fucking germanic, thank you
Hola, homies.What you guys doing? I'm emulating wipEout 3 for PS One.
What are some things to listen to sleep, this rain sounds getting old and not really working
>>215122736Watching a resident evil 4 lp on youtube
>>215121775I am overcoming NEETdom.
>>215122779TXRD2 OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3POhAvMW8OM&list=PLhUEOosVlT04ppP_Wh3eYsgDRZr3FbMzx&index=8
Disability day this Wednesday :)
wsup
You can judge the left by the white men willing to degrade themselves to support it.
Foids these days are 6'7" and you MANLETS think you can compete?!?
>>215123059would love to climb on her
https://youtu.be/fOUrnUktTjU
/cum/ has gone to bed early it seems.
>>215123059She must have a hard time finding a man as tall as her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUZwblurraA
RIP Ken Dryden, RIP Bernie Parent. Two of the all-time great goalies.
Granades are just aoe guns, some people don't realize that it's not the blast that's lethal
Put some of the vinegar sauce I made on the tacos and it was pretty good. Spicier than I was aiming for but good
god I just can't bring myself to finish halo 4 it fucking sucks. game is harrible. but i want the achievement for finishing all legendary campaigns
>>215123253Sorry I was busy grading homework
>>215123253weekend's overhttps://youtu.be/sPvzm7oSZAY?si=qyHrAZaSl1ItBi7v
>>215123253Got work today. Good night.
i love peeing after cumming. feels good cleaning the pipes
New Hampshire is a utopia and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Good morning, did my gacha dailies.
>>215123586tf is chlamydia
I wish i could play ZZZ but my current phone is too shit. and NO it's not because the game looks fun, its because the characters are sexy
>>215123555it's a biological mechanism to get rid of potential STD's and bacteria. I used to think something is wrong with me because I always have to pee after sex.
>>215123596>he doesnt know what the clap isnon-sex having zoomer
>>215123586What the fuck is going on in the Canadian territories?
>>215123611natives having orgies 24/7
>>215123603i bet you're one of those guys who thinks the penis has a mushroom tip to get other mens cum out so it's your seed that gets her pregnant
>>215123591WUWA is dead game
>>215123627That's the first time I'm hearing about this...is that a real hypothesis? The STD and bacteria thing is real I've read about it, I think it makes perfect sense.
I'm in a dark place mentally
>>215123640Works on my machine.
>>215123664>is that a real hypothesis Yes, based on a theory that cavemen reproduced via gangbangs (gang rapes?)
>>215123690i bet you don't even play with ray tracing
>he plays gacha garbagelol plebs these days
>>215123698I don't, I tried it when it was released and I think it looks bad.
>>215123690you weebs have no shame
I only play runescape.
I'm so angry that Canada doesn't own Alaska
>>215123717nigga blind
>>215123695Interesting...I'm not sure I believe that. I think we were always monogamous or at least everything revolved around some alpha male who fucks the women so he knows it's his offspring, like in other chimps and animals. This theory conveys it was the other way around which I think doesn't make sense.
Crazy how good the original joker is then they just decided to turn the sequel into a gay interracial snuff porn
>>215123748the cops were white, please stop making everything about bbc
>>215123748And a fucking MUSICAL
>>215123756whats bbc? like the news station?
This is an otaku website. We play gacha.
>>215123748it was kino in how it made the original fans seethe though
>>215123731Yeah I agree.
>>215123748There's a bunch of theories about that. One is that they hated the fanbase so it was a fuck you, the other one is that the director didn't want to do it but they made him so it was a FUCK YOU to Hollywood. Kind of like the last Matrix.
>>215123792Yeah I'm thinking I'm gonna have to go to Spain once I'm rich.
>>215123792Looks great, probably not as good as southern BBQ though
My the matrix just got disintegrated by corpos. I’ve been dealt extensive psychic damage.
>>215123792Looks like shit. My pants fried top rounds look better.
>>215123792that meat is still raw
>>215123858It's steak, not ground beef. The bacteria lives on the outside. Rare or medium-rare is the only way to properly enjoy a steak otherwise you might as well cut it into strips and make jerky out of it
>>215123879i don't like the taste of blood
>>215123838Supposedly they told them (the xisters) that if they don't do it someone else will and they said "OK we will make you a movie" and then came out with this meta bullshit. >>215123856Would eat. I've never had tater tots.
>>215123899medium rare isnt bloody you pussy also fuck you
>>215123899There is no blood in steak, what you think is blood is myoglobin, a protein
>>215123899The red liquid that comes out of steaks and meat is not blood but Myoglobin, it's a protein combined with water.
Water cold when wash the mold
>>215123903>>215123910enjoy tape worms
Tater tots are the down syndrome cousin of french fries
>>215123935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_Mc-Jb2vc
Tots are good. Grow up
sorry for wanting my food to be properly cooked
>>215123935There is an extremely low chance of tapeworm existing in american beef but even if it did have tapeworms they don't penetrate even to a quarter of an inch through the surface of the meatyou are a PUSSY though and through
>>215123982you're thinking about chicken and pork anonbeef is different
>>215123960kind of sad how joji turned into a fuckboi just because he wanted people to take him serious
I just want to ruffle your hair and kiss your forehead
>>215124000He's way better than the other guy Idubz, I just recently learned what he has become. It's actually insane.
raw meat eaters are very pretentious
>>215124013>Idubzwhats really crazy is at his peak a bunch of girls wanted him, hot ones too, then he met his first pussy and didnt let go lmao
>>215124013yeah idubbz is the definition of buck broken
My self-esteem is basically at zero. I need to get some. Can you get it from a pharmacy? Does it come as a suppository?
>>215124029I never watched him during that time, I was more of a Frank and MDE guy in highschool but I knew who he was. Recently I got recommended some videos on him and it's so fucking grim, he has become a colossal pussy. >>215124037His gf or wife or whatever is thee absolute worse.
Anglophilia
I feel so fucking vindicated for always hating idubbz. Even when he was considered cool and close to the kind of thing I would watch, I didn't like him. I always thought he was an annoying fag. Now it turns out my instinctual revulsion was right all along. I'm not very good at anything really, but I've always had wisd premonitions about people
>>215124017They've also got brain worms.
shut up bitch no one cares about your ecelebs
>>215124118I just never found him funny. He was always a know it all arrogant kind of guy even when he was "based".
>>215124081>His gf or wife or whatever is thee absolute worse.She clearly pegs him and he has some kind of public humiliation fetish similar to people like destiny
fuck pewdiepie
I care :)
just raped a black guy
>>215124155She's completely sucked the life out of him. It's embarrassing.
elbows swan trunk bangn peace to the Bulgarians selling cocaine
>>215124217>peace to the Bulgarians selling cocainelel, wut?
>>215124230its a song i just replace niggas with Bulgarians cause of you
>>215124238
I thought it was 2024
>>215124337This whole year I've thought it was 2026
>>215124369Why would you think that
Thoughts on Bill Gates?
>>215124489I have that same what if book!
https://youtu.be/a31WXRig3GM?si=CPbjry1M3w0wY5YY&t=23
>>215124506What's the book about?>>215124521lol, these are the videos I got recommended. This fat guy always screams and beats a triangle.
The CN City era was kino. It was cringe when Powerhouse boomers made "RIP CN 1992-2004" videos.
>>215124566>What's the book about?It's a compilation xkcd what ifs, all the best early ones plus some that aren't on the websitehttps://what-if.xkcd.com/
My pussy is rock hard rn
anyone else play the KnD mmo back in the day
>>215124596Thanks
I think today is the day I'll make french fries
did you guys listen to the cantwell sextape audio
>>215124741Idk what that is
rack city bitch rack rack city bitch
I’m so scared
>>215124626I did but couldn't beat the tutorial
>>215124795
>>215124811Bunnies are so cute damn
>>215124811>>215124847My neighbor had a bunny but it would jump around and destroy everything. They lied to her in the store because they sold it as a mini bunny but it grew up to be a huge chungus. She had to give it up eventually.Was cute when it was little tho.
>>215124847>>215124902They are cute, but one day I do want to try rabbit as a food, I've never had it
>>215124626>>215124796Wait I thought you meant this gamehttps://youtu.be/HiV-0XVoRY0?si=kVYtHKnn9mbGA6eS
>>215124919It tastes like chicken, I've had it a few times. But the meat is very lean and often people over cook it and it comes out dry. Maybe the bigger rabbits have more fat but I've only had wild.
Have you guys played Rayman? I used to play that as a wee lad.
It's time for me to go to bed
I am starting to fall in love with the woman who was supposed to be my placeholder practice GF
>>215125100Didn't ask
>>215125100>placeholder practice GFwhat does that mean?>>215125060good night
>>215125134I don't have that much relationship experience, only hookups, so I figured I'd date this girl who was into me to practice being in a relationship until I found a woman I really liked, but now I am starting to fall for the girl, but I feel like I could do better so my feeling are complex
Sometimes my esophagus just rejects what I’m sending it.
Why shouldn't I go to Afghanistan?
>>215125165Just be with her if you like her, see where it goes.
>>215125207Yeah that's what I am going to try. I just have never really fell for anyone before, and I kinda entered this relationship under fall pretenses so I am just worried its all going to blow up in my face
>>215125230Sometimes you fall in love with a person you'd least expect, but don't just ruin it because you think "you can do much better" looks wise.
>>215125265>because you think "you can do much better" looks wise.But what if I can?
Currently at the absolute lowest point in my life. It will only get worse. Goodnight
>>215125367So you don't find that person attractive enough but you''e fallen in love her her?
I am 22 and no woman has done this for me. Theres a nice girl around my age living in my apartment building in bucharest from uk or anyway shes ethnically that and man I think one of my neighbours is railing her
>>215125497She's average, not ugly by many means, but I usually have been with women who were solidly above average (at least to me). But i've never thought about a girl after being with her like i do with her
>>215125633Whats your type? I keep getting attracted to women who hate my guts or who would treat me awful
>>215125693I'm into more alt/goth or blonde sorority women usually. I like women who are more confident, active, and dominant. But this girl I am seeing is quite shy and very submissive in bed, which I am not really into, but again surprisingly I am falling for her. She has reddish-brown curly hair and is pretty short. She likes my jokes and thinks I am way more impressive than I really am.
Send a genocidal racist rant to Gaijin customer support again award
>>215125840Ive never really loved anyone in my life. Except when i was in middle school and liked a girl one year older than me. She was one of the worst people I could have fallen for. Blonde blue eyes,poster girl for eugenics in northern Romania but also a pathological liar who didnt want anything to do with me. We dont have many types of girls here and as a guy its always your responsibility to make them feel safe and entertained and Im pretty bad at that. The trvke is that I dont have much to say at all. But good luck on your relationship you sound like youre gonna make it
Now who needs a kiss?
>>215125965>We dont have many types of girls here and as a guy its always your responsibility to make them feel safe and entertained and Im pretty bad at that.Yeah man I feel the same, most women are very passive and it is exhausting and kind of degrading to me to have to be the one who does everything to "earn" their affection. That is why I like more active and dominant women. Over time with enough experience you can get pretty good knowing how to entertain a woman, and it more becomes a question of if you really enjoy doing it especially after enough sexual experience, boring passive women aren't really worth it to me anymore since I've already tried most sex shit and am kinda over it. Maybe try moving to Western Europe, you'll find women who put in more effort in relationships there. Also, it's worth gaining more dating experience even if you dislike romanian women, you'll learn how to get one in case you are lonely or need sex over time
https://youtu.be/UCENTf_LWYA
*dj khaled voice* anotha one
sipping an Amazon™ solimo energytastes like a white monster but more citrussy, bretty gudchest day today
>>215126451Her or the cat lady as your GF?
woke up
>>215125633>But i've never thought about a girl after being with her like i do with herThat's why I'm saying see what happens, looks are not always everything.
Yum I sure love biting through two chicken cutlets, 5cm of industrial rubber mozzarella, 50 slices of salami and 20 slices of ham.America what are you doing!!!!!
>>215127081This image just made me audibly laugh in the otherwise silent office!>>215127108Post a super sexy beautiful cute Bulgarian woman
I made my french fries in pork lard and they are so much better. >>215127161In a bit, I'm eating now. But most of the pretty girls are not famous, they are just girls you see on the daily.
modsthis is the BE flag (AGAIN) >>215127243thanks
>>215127228First off: yes pork lard ROCKSSecondly: true. Sometimes you just walk around town and see women so unbelievably beautiful it hurts.
dropped momberg off at work
avatar/signature with another blackoid picture these are avatar/signature xth for this poster should get rangebanned (especially if he is evading his flag-ban)
>euro flag>euro flag>euro flagwhat a fucking travesty this thread is
>>215127301Yeah I've been cooking with it for a year now, found a place where I buy it for cheap, it's the first time I'm making fries and the taste is so good. >Sometimes you just walk around town and see women so unbelievably beautiful it hurts.Exactly. There's a bartender in a bar I go to and she's so fucking hot it makes me mad.
>>215127572we are not so bad
thanks even though he will just ban evade though. also this thread doesnt end posts on "though" anymore :((
>>215127774we do though
>>215127772you don't belong here ratfuckthis is a thread for people in north america not for eurofaggots to circlejerk with each other
balls full stomach empty
>>215127859
Like this post if you ever had sex or if you think sex is cool!!
>>215127907 I need to bust soon or I will explode.
>>215128015shoot them ropes
>>215127945fuck up, cunt
I am now remembering this gorgeous slim petite south Asian (jeet-like) cashier at the supermarket from 10 years ago
what's on today's agenda, /cum/tards
>>215128057im gonna drink a black cherry dr pepper and eat beef jerky
>>215128057Two and a half more hours of TOIL
>>215127572Make a new
>>215128030No! Keeping it for someone "special">>215128034why do you hate me?>>215128057Just chillin, it's our Independence Day so it's a non work day.
>>215128138This is WAKANDA
>>215128138>picno way that's bulgaria
>>215128172It's not, It's the center of The Hague in The Netherlands, I love this city and this park.
>>215128172TrueBulgaria ain’t poppin Not ONE pop
The breakfast
>>215128209kek, stop posting my apartment nigga
>>215128229squirt on that thang
>>215128229Imagine this were real girlsquirt!
>>215128229this is why you're dyel btw
i will live my myth in pavel banya
>>215128313I'm not "dyel" I do not lift weights. I have a gun, there's no reason to.
>>215128138because you don't belong here you attention-starved faggotall of you eurotards that come here are annoying as fuck
https://youtu.be/xzOv1J6S-gM
>>215128344yeah w/e + skinnyfat nerd
>>215128344There's no reason to because you'll never have a job, never participate in sports or have a wife or kids to lift
>>215128346Ummm cry louder?Bulgarians built the USA
I hope FK's death is publicly announced so I can celebrate when it happens
>>215128411Skinny != skinnyfat.Stop using fitness terms you don't understand.
>>215128463What would you gain from this tragedy
>>215128322My grandpa use to go here for rehabilitation because there are natural mineral springs with hot water. It's a nice little small town. >>215128346It's very unfortunate you feel that way. I'm very respectful and don't want to cause no trouble.
>>215128467yeah w/e + skinnyfat nerd
>>215128463>FKWhich Kennedy is that?
>>215128483>I'm very respectful and don't want to cause no trouble.cool then fuck off
>>215128542but why?
>>215128570told you that several times you obnoxious cuntdo you just come here because your own countrymen don't want to talk to you? so you decide to shit up other countries' threads?
stop fighting
>>215128609I'm not shitting up this thread. Where am I being obnoxious and a cunt? Show me a post?
>>215128654I don't start fightsBut i always end them (by running away really fast)
>>215128670by being here retardthis thread is for americans, mexicans, and canadiansnot europoors desperate for attention and having some kind of notoriety and name attached like FK
>>215128707Where am I seeking attention, I'm just chatting with people here? Wtf is your problem with me specifically?
>>215128754don't listen to angry tardignore him
>>215128754why are you in the american, mexican, and canadian thread?
>>215128800Because it's chill.
>>215128829>>215128829New
