meltdown edition
Nighty night
eating crisps x
hello dtfic are you having a nice morning
poo shit
for anything whiter than my penis, everythingfor anything browner than my penis, the law
>>215130298yeah fine sucking on a coffee out of my oxford university mug how about you
mad how and that
>>215130332dont know whether to wank or eat iced cream or scratch my itchy arse and dont have long before lunch ends
>>215130311>*Twists cap off and pours the 'dale all over my fat hairy tits*MOOOOOOOOO
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>>215130231saw this a lot with my mate when we'd go jogging togetheralways people in cars too, pathetic cowards
no more dick vein bar
>>215130268Let's link up.
Always shout abuse at fat people who are very obviously trying to lose weight. If they are serious about dropping the weight (which the majority of them aren't) then they should use my insults as motivation
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>>215130383woke gone mad
>>215130363ice cream then wank then scratch good luck friend
>>215130395no they wouldnt
>>215130377Agreed, it is cowardly. Can't quite wrap my head around wanting to abuse strangers minding their own business
fat boys are so cute. little piggies just can't put the fork down and get all soft and slow as a result :3
Were you a Harry Potter kid or a 40k kid?
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only just woke updidnt sleep till approximately 7am so only got less than 7 hoursmight go back to bed for another hour or two
fatties are disgusting
>>215130395trvke
>>215130395You don't though do youDon't even go outside
>>215130431but with enough mass to pin you down O_O
>>215130258>>215130370>>215130407>>215130444
>try to lose weight>speak to parents, gpberg>"lol just stop eating, anon"Cheers guys, solved everything.
>>215130450based
im fat. grossly obese. i dont care.
Mad thing is I got more pussy when I was a flabby fat bastard - prime pussy too. Now I get nuffin
Nigger
>>215130454A true friend. Lad would've been dead before 50 without that.
>>215130472it is that easy fatso
>>215130475alri depressed lad
Anyone who weighs over 13 stone should be allowed access to the NHS
Killing myself (I am black)
>>215130472To point out the solution is vacuous, so excuse me, but you simply have to want it more than you want to eat food, consistently, and in the long term. There's no tricks or methods, just a shift in mindset and discipline.
>>215130471disgusting brown shite
>>215130517Yeah mate, they already are.
>>215130461that's the best part ;> getting so large and jiggly they can't move and can only keeping eating!
>>215130517they already are mate
>>215130478When I first lost a shitton of weight a bunch of deanos in the pub told me I looked like a holocaust survivor. Never got that sort of abuse when I was fat
I weigh a million kilograms
hahahahahhaha how the fuck is being fat real nigga just put down the fork like nigga just get off your arse hahahahahha
somebody's hungry
>>215130454Bongs be like>Hi I'm Siam Goorwich how are you?
What does being fat feel likeWhat does getting fat feel likeAlways been skinny
>>215130534>>215130539My gp refuses to see me until I lose weight
>>215130507yeah thats fair. im on the fast road to dying, thus ending a pointless life.
fat people disgust me.
Whenever I make an obvious typo or error in a post I prefer to just gloss over it and pretend it never happened. Don't even acknowledge nitpicking posts pulling me up on my mistake. x
nice windy day blowing their little skirts up so you can see their bums and knickers :)
4chan pinkie pie tulpa guy
Just picked up a seal deal lads
>>215130567Painful, can feel the skin stretching. Your lungs don't work well, your joints ache. Sometimes you get stabbing pains in your organs. What hurts most is the shame, the disgust people look at you with. The dismissal of basic human experiences>mention having a gf>"Oh really?"
>>215130517im over 20 stone. not accessed the nhs in years. i self medicate and do a better job than any little paki doctor ive ever seen.
Rorke stands with Mother Israel
>>215130567It's tiring and you sweat alot more. You always catch everyone's eye when you're out and about too. I can't go on any theme park rides and I once needed an extender for my belt when I travelled to France. Clothes are more expensive too.
>>215130582Good post kill fatties
he's so lost without ziedbelg
i wonder what vile depraved foul porn mousey wanks to.
I always yell out in pain if anyone walks near me. ALWAYS.
Insane that smokers such as myself are endlessly demonised and opposed yet we cost a fraction than that of fatties who get to dwell in delusions of "body positivity" and "healthy at every size"
I am fat
feeling proud of myself, havent had a drink since the friday before last and have only had a drink once a week for the past two months
>>215130608which side do you support
>>215130604>>215130614Why keep eating more thenI ate chicken nuggets and waffles everyday growing up and I was never overweight, not even once
>>215130608Why is he SO obsessed with the preservation of the Jewish state?
>>215130635ktnm
lost over 6 stone this year and still need to lose more. hardest part is going through a phase where you think it's job done, very easy to slip back into your old fatty ways.
>>215130643Can't speak for most fat people, but my parents were super morbidly obese, and my father was extremely abusive - his way of "apologising" would be buying me loads of unhealthy food. Fast forward twenty years, every time I feel bad? Eat. Sad? Eat. Anxious? Eat. Ashamed of my gross fat body? Eat it away.
>>215130636The only democracy in the Middle East yeah ez choice
I miss reggie https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iFzW0q4eyQ4/hq720.jpg
>>215130671imageboard not linkboard
>>215130670what
>>215130668low iq
>>215130589mad how fit they are
>>215130668just stop doing that harmful behaviour then
>>215130643It's partly genetics. I was eating well over 3000 calories when I was lifting weights and atill couldn't gain any weight. Even now I eat a lot more than I need but don't gain weight. Some bodies have a harder time adapting than others.
>>215130708Tested 125-130 as a child.>>215130722I did, I halved my body weight and I am fit and strong now.
>>215130668Nigga acting like he's forced to eatNobody is shoving the burger in your mouth, fatty
>>215130689posted it again award
>>215130748good. a clue gained
The British establishment will do everything it can to keep Reform out of power, we will see a coalition with Labour, Tories, and Lib Dems and even the Greens joining in before we see a Reform government.They won't let Reform happen.
>>215130748oh ok thought you were still obese
>there are geezers ITT who grew up playing Mario 64 when it came outomds old ass unc get back to the nursery home
>>215130763Nobody forced me no, but all behaviour is learned friend.>>215130765Ty lad
>>215130608So he thinks Israeli civilians should be able to live but Palestinian civilians shouldn't?
>>215130769ive been wondering what corrupt underhanded schemes Labour will hatch to disrupt the democratic process. we'll see all sorts of desperate ploys in the next few years.
>>215130794I grew up playing the NES mate, what are you gonna do about it?
Is it normal to not be able to cum standing up I can only cum lying down
>>215130668Thats rough. Sorry to hear that.
>>215130841used to wank standing up at school in the toilet cubicles and spunk all over the door haha
toby did you get your images taken away againtsk tsk
charging my willy council tax
>>215130475Eat vegetables.
>>215130881yes :c
>>215130859printf(“Hello world”);
>>215130873ew you freak
>forcing british citizens to carry digital ID will stop foreigners arriving on boatsmad how the average british mong will fall for this
>>215130794this but 64 DS so I'm slightly less uncy
>>215130838my nigga don’t you have grandchildren to call?
got pretty little tings calling me umcle
>>215130893no. i want to die and leave a fowl smelling bloated corpse that ruins the day of whatever sorry bastard it is whose job is to move it.
>>215130912I'm not getting it.
just bought hotline miami 1 & 2
>>215130952How old are you
wish i had kids so i could molest them
I made fun of my fat friend when he got a huge tray full of food at a food court. He started crying and saying he wasn't going to eat any of it and pushed the tray away then a couple of minutes later he ate it all.
The evenings are getting darker, are you ready?>>>/fit/76649574
The comments on the BBC article about Reform kicking out the Boriswave are just laughableThis country is so fuckedKarmic justice for 1939-1945 I suppose. We need Heydrichist Nietzschean Exterminationism.
>>215130912what would be the point in it? ive broken the law every day for years and never been stopped by the police
reminder to report the BE flags posts (also you have no excuse)
used to think the lady actress' name was sandra bollock
rancid piping hot liquid shite oozing out of my arse
>>21513098433 and i can feel death is close
>>215131019I have every single flag other than America, Canada, New Zealand and Australia filtered
>>215130900helloworld("printf"
chilling in my room eating some white chocolate and strawberry ice cream #rape
>>215131054not the UK flag evidently you have no exuse
any mcfly fans in that want to meet up and fist-fight? t. busted fan
Vaccines can be great, but when you put the wrong stuff in them, they're not""Children get vaccines like you give to a horse""Like you give to a horse""For a little baby to be injected with that much fluid""Sometimes they have 80 different vaccines, its crazy""You know, that's a common sense thing to. It's like you're shooting up a horse""A little body, a little baby, and you're pumping this big thing""I've always felt that"
doing a little rorke jig
Reduce the world population to 100m of the best quality Whites and start again.
>>215131084like to see the so-called experts explain their way out of this one!
very tired
>>215131126you wont be included in that
another wank? Yeah go on
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rape_Of_Rorke_
>>215131152he just got banned again
>>215131165good...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorketon
actually Rorke will still talk to women you cant just not talk to women
got a decision to make todaygoing to start a new vape pod>watermelon ice>cherry cola>blue razz lemonadeive tried watermelon ice and cheery cola before and like them. bought the blue razz lemonade spur of the moment. sounds like zoomer nonsense but those kids know their vape juice.
oh lawd he comin
>>215131264male
>>215131272
mad what's happening in gaza lads
Tell you're mates not us
>>215131295what
Oy im from da UK i’m a stupid moron
>>215131316all kicking off in china as well. feels like we're approaching the end times
if that is funny to you then you are mentally retarded
>>215131412WTF is that real???
>>215130987
>mentally retardedktim
>>215131409Hey I'm from the usa im gonna drink some wadder before looking in the meer
the proto gf making me blush
the ai hating autist is in I see
>>215130987spaino on a mad one
>>215131495grow up
>>215131495grow down
>>215131484oh shit bro which state are you from? nice to see another american in here
>>215131489
>>215131554
>>215131437pscrtim
brother lover has logged in...
nth for the baddiedem
>>215131650yes
been in forks, dreggs, mando's
raping my arse with a hand mixer (turned on)
want a nap in a hammock in the sun with a cuddly animal (or woman)
>>215131691
wish I had loads of ferrets running around
UP IN THE PUB
>>215131653>>215131691>>215131755fuck off u weirdo
A, quote unquote, "portly bastard"
by exercising, you force toxins out of your body through your sweatby washing that sweat off you cleanse your body of those toxinsnot washing your body after sweating allows the toxins to be reabsorbed through your skinthat's why a wash after a good work out feels so good
>>215131554Rasenyan
got that Homo Rapist Thug sh-What The Hell Are You Talkin’ About?!!!!
>>215131782it's my general, if you don't like it you can fuck off bogan cunt
>>215131316thought this was a nonce hunting video from the thumbnail
toil so dead i forgot i was there
>>215131854thought i was on brit not anime and ewhore spam
>>215131146Maybe not, but the good of the White race comes before all else.
>>215131887you thought you were on the general for british people when you're an aussie, not your place to tell people what to post faggot
rorke twerking my black arse into oblivion
dubai chocolate rare candies
>>215131918he's right though you fucking weirdo nonce
bratty gyaldemfreak esxo
Non-Whites live an existence of pointless suffering. They are a biomass. A White planet is humane as it will end suffering.
redditor who enjoys interracial cuckoldry: >frick, i wanna see you nom on his big black dubai choclate bar
>>215130912Anyone who's applied for a job knows there's checks and balances to go throughStrangely enough illegal immigrants just ignore themNot sure why they think adding another ID will suddenly fix this
>>215131918your ewhore spam is off topic take it to /s/ freak
>>215131887/brit/ has been slag posting for a decade, /brit/ is on a forum anime website>>215131938mong cunt
massive fat cunt me, just can't stop eating
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
at least post british anime girlslike this cat who is from Trinity (british school)
>>215131971>>215131987why do you want to rape children?
>>215131943
It's ridiculous how Mosley is remembered as a villain.
investing in rorkecoin
Tiny scawny cunt me, can't eat you see.
>>215132024nazis killed non functioning autistic freaks like you
>>215132001>see a cat>instantly think about raping childrenmentally sound you
>>215131947
>>215131987Post British Gacha characters
>>215132024Is he?
does rorkie want his num-nums?
>>215131987
>>215132050>>215132083pedophiles
>>215132050mad how everybody loves brits when they're cartoon characters
never been in a hammock but they look really comfy
>>215132050
>>215132112one of those looks like an adult man and half of them have giant tits
>the allies were antifa>churchill was antifa>antifa was against communism, irish independence, and starved 90 trillion indians for a joke
Was send an invite by worksearchberg for a Lidl Warehouse job and it was fucking sold out. I'm so fucking done. A shitty, absolutely bottom of the rung job and there's so many people desperate for it they sell tickets to an event where people can compete for it, and it fucking sells out. I'm so close to hopping on PIP and just pretending I'm disabled. This country is a fucking joke and I want to jump off a bridge.
>>215132238there is genuinely no point working unless you earn a decent wage
UC just came inoff to pets at home to spend it on personalised collars
i'm on episode 12when does it get good?
>>215132314never
>>215132314Never except for the part where they show the redheads tits and the twink cums in his hand. That's the good bit. Go watch a Gundam Series.
made a lot of soup on saturday thinking that since the nights were getting darker the weather would be getting colder, time to soupmaxxand here i am sitting in 26 degree heat with soup
>>215132314nobody actually likes eva, everybody just says it's good because they were told it's good
wank arse my incel life up
err you lads are a bit quiet
Screaming in maniacal ecstasy as I pound my shitter with a splintering log
New Zealand is the Ireland of Australia
yea cba to post right now cos th belly is hurting ;<
How can you even get arseraped, wouldn't a normal person just push the cock out like a poo?
leftypol wearing a £200 pink dryrobe to the shops on a warm sunny day
>>215132564Honestly it'd be a Rorke more than a leftypol here
got a meeting now so can everyone be quiet please
uh oh melty
>>215132598umturtle and rorkerabbit linked up?
?
shagging my umpkin
rorke getting 15 minutes on the sofa before he starts dinner
Serbs dominate the tech sector
It's slow in here today
literally wanked to a dominatrix's tiktoks
wheres ziedbelg
gonna tear up my passport and say I'm from albania, the boat is being prepped, wish me luck
Hairline integrity: CompromisedStatus: It's over.
>>215133058get on the fin and rogaine
I've just washed my armpits with soap thoroughly and they still STINK. Have I developed TMAU ffs
>>215132988genuine question, what's stopping me from lamping all three of them?
made this to make fun of someone on twitter
>>215133058 finasteriderogaine if you're okay with initial shedding (you'll look like a goober for a few months)dermastamp maybe hair transplant
>>215133107Your shut-in status. Otherwise you'd go do it
WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
The west is a suicide cult
it is what it is isn't it
>>215130370They removed the vein!Fucking wokeys got to my Mars bar!Country’s gone to shit, I’m moving to Singapore, a proper country
just go bald
>>215132314>when does it get good?episode 1keep watching and then watch End of Eva to top it off
>>215133281he just lost everything gambling on the stock market
The 'just fuck my shit up' images from ages ago were so funny
women's sweaty armpits
>>215133331they have to call themselves bronze because brown just sounds like an insult kek
>>215133344i still dont understand what the fuck is going on with his hair. what has he done to it
he was gay, quasimodo?
>>215133344his meltdown after getting bullied was gold
>>215133331why do they want to do anything except live in india and make india great again?
Considering raping a poo
Threading copper wire through my mouth and back out my willy
>>215133413mad how this is completely possible with a fine enough wire
https://www.tiktok.com/@linkstostingz/video/7551171805411626262Mad how this is the third midget nonce that's been caught
>>215133438you can post hour long videos on tiktok?
>>215133477yeah they upload full movies sometimes
>>215133477>hour long'kin state
happy birthday lisalisa it's your birthdayhappy birthday lisalisa it's your birthday
>>215133487チムさん
>>215130319
if the police seize your devices how long does it take for them to give it back?Shared from my Nintendo 3DS™
installing a new toilet just for wanking into
>>215133487is this one of those ones you have to paint yourself
>>215133528there will never be another MJ
>>215133665loads of nonces about
>>215133665He didn't sing that though he just did the speaking parts due to legal issues NEXT
Ey your trousers are FUNNY senpai eeeeehhe eeeeeeeee
everyone will remember forever that you didn't know what eidetic meant. 28 years old. fucking hell.
>>215133665
>>215133701>eideticit means to do with muslim christmas
>>215133701i dont know what that means im about that agedoes it mean relating to a building
gay porn
got 12 extremely cheap grinders, an extremely cheap screwdriver with 25 bits so i can change my laptop battery, and a pair of extremely cheap silicone earplugs with one of those rings. all tat of course. grinders have visible plastic flakes coming off parts of the inside and the earplugs block nothing. have yet to screw anything.
rain now
>>215133781FORGOT TO ADD FROM ALIEXPRESS OK YOU BUY NAO YOU PAY DONG
>>215133805Not here
pissing all over my bed
Had wine for lunch and I'm rat arsed
>>215133781>have yet to screw anythingGuessed that from your neeky post
fancying a javwank but i'm out tomorrow and women will be able to tell I've wanked
Had rat for lunch and I’m an alley cat
>>215133665That song is by bleeding gums murphy thoughbeit
>>215133874i did nazi cthat cpmomg
got flaky bellend skin
>>215133686MJ never diddled>>215133692>>215133878credits to the cover singer for imitating and carrying the soul of MJ's voice
Sir Bleeding Bums Gurthy
>>215133930farting
sir swagger jagger
ive got a small cock how can i grow it
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