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>>215138574why
dtfic mega melty
>>215138630did he mindrape you today as well
faak u cumskins i steal ur bitches
>>215138639Yes actually
>>215138734I could tell, it’s the iron in your brain
>>215138682is that shakira
what can I get you lads?
he's here get him dtfic
>>215138782no its rorke
would you guys say a Audi A1 is a hairdressers car? My budget is £13k
>>215138784Pint of bitter please chief
>>215138821could buy 3 cars for that much money
>>215138784>priced in half pintsUhhh
>>215138811he's literally always here
>>215138784pint of mild please
>>215138821audi tt is a hairdressers caraudi a1 is just a car
>>215138839Yeah but I want a nice car
>>215138784>weight and measures act. 1963just a load of shite isn't it
>>215138821you want my '03 golf for £300?
yeah but is just a car
>>215138845so are you though to be fair
Nikocado Avocado's Coinslot sex arse
>>215138845doesn't he need to go to work and go to sleep
>>215138784I don't know about beer so I'll have the fruit juice :3
>>215138865My brother said it’s for girls and gays>>215138892I’ll pass but thank you
watching foot porn on youtube
could buy 10 '03 golfs for £300 each!
>>215138935Get you a shandy mate
wait no its more than 10 isnt it
>>215136760>>215136760>>215136760non early new
and now you see it's 95 minutes until the drinking starts
What's a good first car?
>>215138999yes just a bit
>>21513901836 posts is quite early
>>215139023Urus
Doing the outdoor thingy for next couple days
>>215139023seat leon
>>215139046nice. I wonder what Pokemon spawn out there...
uh oh melty
>>215139068pokemon aren't real
>>215139039I'm us?>>215139056Yes one with a seat please. By the way my name isn't Leon
>>215139023dacia sandero
>>215139095get the Pokemon Go open on a mountain
foreigners should be banned from /brit/maybe exceptions made for the irish
Spag bol for dinner. God bless Italians for inventing such great food.
>>215139158carrots in it?
why dont restaurants just sell the food for what it costs to make? then they can get paid whatever they get in tips pretty gay they up the prices because of "inflation"
>>215139158italians don’t eat spagbol tho.
gravy's good tonight
>>215139095
>>215139178Of course>>215139211Sure they use tagliatelle but whatever, same thing
>>215139236kill yourself
>>215139201extremely retarded post
>>215139164the 'berg
>>215139258a big fan of chorizo pasta mejambalaya too
>>215139201post nose
>>215139265we are so poor
I can't eat gravy or spagbol. I have a genetic defect you see
>>215136760>>215136760>>215136760no dogshit early dtfic new
>>215139305<(ᵘ)
>>215139314Cut back on things you don't need or make more money then. Don't insist that people give you something for nothing.
>>215139340wonder how hairless his arsehole was when he was prime teenage twink
I call my mum by her first name. That's how not-close we are.
>>215139403oh I havent been eating at restaurants just got a Dominos ad tho
>>215139354got a cousin that eats as if he’s still 5chicken dippers, chips, peanut butter, white bread etc fucking freak
>>215139464me on the left
>>215139468yummy
>>215139468Chicken dippers are the only odd thing there
>>215139294based jambalaya enjoyer
I just saw Tucker Carlson indirectly say the Jews killed Charlie Kirk
>>215139575that’s all he eats autistic frozen shite like that
i'm drunk and unemployed
do thinkpads still have that funny little knob in the middle of the keyboard that is a mouse mover?
>>215139685just because I have a funny little knob doesn't mean you can call me a thinkpad
>>215139685yes
Keith Chegwin Memorial Sex Arse
>>215139685>that is a mouse moverThe mouse is the device which moves the cursor The ThinkPad knob is does not in fact move one of these input devices
Using my knob as a Thinkpad mouse mover
eating some chicken dippers and peanut butter
>The mouse is the device which moves the cursor>The ThinkPad knob is does not in fact move one of these input devices
>>215139788madcan you control it with the tip of your hard knob i wonder for knobception
getting cold now de lads time to fire up the wood burner so it is
>>215139468ktim recently pushed the boat out by trying meatballs, quite nice
I have a ThinkPad W530. Still pretty good for its age. Paid about £150 for it 5 years ago. I also have a W500 I use as a wireless bridge.
Love tiny drawn characters that look somewhat spastic
I love reggie
>>215139799Actually it's called the TrackPoint
>>215139993No it isn't rorke
cronem showering rn bathroom be steamy asl
haven't boozed in a month and feel great, but probably once an hour at least I think about how great it would be to get on the booze
>stepdad still hereI’m so hungryyyyyy
my dad said they used to call it "the nipple of knowledge"
having a beedin curry aren't i
I blame everyone around me who I’ve had a negative interaction with and all external factors in my life, from my parents and how they treated me, how my mum never said anything nice or encouraging to me, my dad who was never cheered me up or cared if I had a shit day, and my bullying cunt classmates who bullied me in my life who made me into the high inhibition incel I am today
The Irish Nationalist stareWhen an Ulster Unionist says something so m*narchical you gotta hit him with that Irish Nationalist stare
STEAMING at 7pm on a monday
wonder if jews exist in the pokemon universe
No storage left. Someone has to go
>>215140209state
>>215140201he's even got the orthodox hat
Wish I had Discord nitro so I could make longer posts
>>215140201some snake like pokemon exist
>>215140201isn't there that one that's just a floating nose
>>215140185alri pink go build your fuckin wall knobhead
Abdul is 13 minutes away with my order
>>21514020915.52GB of candid pictures of ladies in public
>>215140273brap
Lil pirate class
how about them yanks eh? mad cunts they are.
>>215140262then get it?
>>215140232Elaborate>>215140282Nah just pics of my dog, holidays and work stuff
>>215140254attack the goy from three directions...
>>215140310fuck you
>>215140310The more I learn about Americans the more I think they're nutters, but I still love them
>>215140343fucking flagshaggers
>>215140347saw your weird christ rally with the president for a dead youtuber. very strange stuff.
>>215140305i wonder if when they do the register half the class is called muhammed
Might take this with me next time I go for a curry, see if I can get a broon gf
>>215140254it's even more racist than i remembered lol
Imagining those heels in my bollocks
putting some things into place
>>215140383don't you have a "king" who you bow down to and worship because "muh tradition"
This will be me
fat women are so mental
>>215140343best not to judge entire groups of people based on ne random in the snapchat images
Is Bonnie, dare I say it, are girl?
>>215140446lol
>>215140450what's he implying
Want to get a sage barista coffee machine to make proper espressos and lattes, you know the kind with the bean grinder on top, but not sure if I’d like the faff of cleaning it
>>215140435mmmm I love heels
>>215140489What do you mean
>>215140452its not just one snapchat image that makes people hate them is it
>>215140480there she is, bonnie light blue
i miss showderp
>>215140480She's a scratter and needs stringing up asap
I want pol to leave
>>215140480quasimodo predicted this
George Harrison's "I've got my mind set on you" is a terrible song. " but it's going to take money." what kind of message does that send to the youth?
>>215140528about his income
Unironically miss being a minimum wage toiler. No responsibilities, piss easy work, decent pay for a single man, get to flirt with uni girls all day. Was unironically the happiest I’ve ever been.
>>215140509I have one. Cleanup is a doddle. Just run a shot of water through the empty portafilter once you’re done, and wipe down the milk frother with a sponge. You can run hot water through and over it to sterilise. wipe it down once in a while. Once a week or every two weeks it will tell you when you need to put a cleaning tablet in and run a 10 minute clean cycle
would love to felch bonnie blues arsehole after loads of bbc freshers creampied her in ucl
>>215140643Internet money
>>215140648i'll have a venti latte please mate
Alright, partner. Keep on rollin', baby. You know what time it is
What annoys me most about AMWF couples is that often times I looks-match with the woman and am more attractive than the man.
>>215140602That it’s going to take a whole lot of spending money?
>>215140671what's that
>>215140644ktimwas making a bit above minimum wage in a warehouse with loads of polesgenerally sound lads and would sell you drugs, most of your shift was listening to podcasts or eating random shipments they cracked open to taste
teenage
>>215140738dirtbag
28 year old Umpumpkins with a giant gut and receding hairline will look you dead in the eyes and say "Ummm!! I'm eepy!!".
>>215140738go on
saw that milf again. phwoar what a lass. reminds me of sarah palin. whoever's partnered with her is one lucky bastard. I've got half a mind to talk to her in case she's not.
He loves this country even though we’ve been horrible to him
>>215140681move in now move outhands up now hands downback up back uptell me what yo gonna do now
haven't had anything to eat all day and i'm about to drink whisky neatgood idea or bad idea?
im a fucking incel
End of an era
>>215140446do you think the youtuber is the same as a queen or king m8? was he your king?
>>215140806bad idea
Merino wool jumper. Soft. Luxurious. Comfy.
waxing the bedale
Mad how comments strangers make on the internet can crush your spirit
>>215140833why?
>>215140685Don’t worry about it unc
>>215140837
>>215140784ffs don lmao
>>215140831he's even worse you dickrider. i don't care about charlie but he at least worked his way to prominence and took some risks unlike your faggot king who should die.
>>215140896bit rude don't you think mate?
please dont make porn real life
absolute state of this thread
>>215140858mad how they're so mean, hardly ever with valid cause
>>215140851
>>215140851Yes it costs more and takes a little effort to look after but it lasts longer. A refreshing experience in our world of cheap thrills and instant gratification.
out with the missus
>>215140784charlie giving diaper don the back of his hand there
>>215140829howlign
I have so much respect for /brit/ that I wear a shirt and tie whenever I post here
>>215140941What's wrong with it? I mean except for being dead, and filled with yanks and schizos, and made by DTFIC?
>>215140992why is there such a distinct anglo look
>>215141003Same, sit in my leather chair by the fireplace and sip a whisky.
>>215140851Bit late but I need to do my Beauforts
>>215140992imagine how bad she must smell
>>215138784pint of cream please boss
>>215140992darren and lisa
>>215140992mark's bird looks like a tranny reckon sacked tranny might have a chance with him
>>215140965waxed barbours are better
>>215141003i'm almost always naked or in my dressing gown x
>>215141003same, I'm fond of a shirt+tie post when I'm on my break at work.
>>215140859it'll upset your tummy
>>215141003I never post with my mouth full
barbour jackets are for deanos who dress like they're a peaky blinder
>>215139217How can she forgive him? She wasn't the one that got killed. The only one that can forgive the killer for killing Charlie is Charlie but he's dead.
>>215141096oh dear mate x
>>215141096shippy?
I need to go Japan and hunt for that tight Fanny
>>215141096fuck sake rorke let's see your shoes
right fuck thisoff to play some runescape
>>215141135A commercialised day but /int/ will tell you it's sovl
>>215141145leftypol HATES this
Covid really did a number on people's brains didn't it
Saving the west
>>215141096smart boy x
>>215141143ffs it actually is him too lmao
>>215141171>omg people make money off this so it's not good >:(
brb ngigas going to go clean my room (already washing my foreskin) trying to get into a routine to beat the manipulators and bad vibes
should be doing some research, gonna play vidya instead
Might move to Nigeria and get a barely legal gf
>>215141235research on what
literally who the fuck is "shippy"
>>215141263women's feet
>>215141251
>>215141286harold shipmangilf lover and absolute typewriter fiend
>>215141217go on...
>>215141299God PLEASE I deserve this
>>215141228
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart.
might go to madagascar and larp as the bad guy from tarzan (1999)
>>215141286some freak from r9k who was caught on film with poleabooif you can recognize him from that photo you need to go back
>>>/gif/29499800
>>215141333emmayank you need to get a job
>>215141358I'm employed, but I'm off today.
i still can't believe shippy has shagged sacked trannyi remember when a lad worked out that sacked tranny's famous boob pic was taken in front of shippy's bookcase
something incredibly shaggadelic about gochujang
>>215141349would be hotter if he pooed
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758486274139072.mp4mad that
>>215141380lmfao has he shagged every tranny off britfeel?
>>215141349
>>215141383they put secret Asiatic spices that act as aphrodisiacs, that's why they were overpopulated in the past
>>215141439he's certainly "mates" with quite a few of them. i think it's all but confirmed he shagged amer and pretty likely that he has shagged tilde
Can't stop thinking about Mousey
That’s a black man sucking his penis
>>215141380which boob pic
sir tranny shagger
“Oy oy lads! The strippers have arrived!”“Very funny sir, but we’re real police. You see the thing is, we’ve come to talk about some of your social media posts. We noticed you have views on Evola and spiritual racism. Do you think we could come in and discuss racial philosophy over a drink?”
Just redpilled my dad on Indian drivers and told him that races don't have equal spacial perception or awareness.
>>215141380I think this has less to do with Shippy being some kind of "player" and more that the troons in here will open their grotty legs for anyone
I'm flirting situation with a lovely woman. We're in our 40s. She said to me that if I were a car, I'd be a red Toyota Yaris, and smiled coquettishly. I think. I smiled back, knowingly. But I don't know, I have no idea if it's a come-on or not.
>>215141383it has the upsides of a sugary and/or vinegary sauce without the downsidesnot that I've had it many times
>>215141521The one where he has his moobs squashed together in a sports bra>>215141551clearly yeah but there's something grimly impressive about it nonetheless
>>215141546had a fucking taxi driver cut me up tonightdon't unpack, abdul, you're fucking going back
>>215141479How is it confirmed he shagged Amer
Felicity House, UK contemporary artist who was elected a member of The Pastel Society
Today is the first day of fall.
>>215141439Shippy has shagged Amer He also is behind many of the dogshit-dire spammed gimmicks such as the recent Charlie B*gham one He's a very plump Brummie
>>215138551sort it out janman it's been ages now
>>215141599I could do something better in 20 minutes
>>215141546It comes from a life on the great Gangetic Plains. Messes with their depth perception
>>215141551as someone who has unfortunately met shippy (please don't ask) yes i can confirm he is not a player in any sense
shag niggers up their fucking arses
>>215141561The only sexually impressive hatchbacks are the golf and that weird volvo one
need an autistic recovering cultist gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ZSeK6w9eo
>>215141645crack on thentimer starts now
might try getting fat for the sexual thrill
>>215141653Compare with primeval European forests
>>215141597been spotted together at loads of events and several britfeel anons have confirmed they were "dating" when they went to meetups>>215141642SCREAMING at this webbum
I hate working.
>>215141731Tough!
>>215141716I meant to say. Ancestral memory and all that
simply don't care about your virginous /britfeel/ gossip
>>215141642>He also is behind many of the dogshit-dire spammed gimmicks such as the recent Charlie B*gham oneNew schizo personality just dropped
test
pol and r9k tards have to go back
G to the A to the YZesty ass niggas getting highKick your ass out if you biWhip my winky out give it a try
>>215141772cared enough to seethe
eating a big cheddar cracker
>>215141731It’s alright. On a desert island I’d be constantly fishing, chopping wood, maintaining my shelter, keeping a fire going, obtaining or making fresh water. In my job i I can work for an hour or two and make enough money to feed myself for a month
Imagine unironically meeting up with people from this site From fucking Britfeel no less
>>215141642is the fat lad with him this shippy character
>>215141818alri drake
Might get into tranny pornLike properly into it, and knowing all the history and the current affairs in the tranny porn world
It was real. All of it.
wa
>>215141673oh fuck ok*theme from Vision On starts playing*
>>215141561>Small>Reliable>Affordable>Nobody's dream car, but a safe pair of hands nonetheless Dunno
>>215141938Sounds like a Dacia duster. Fantastic little car
>>215141938>>Small>>Reliable>>Affordablektimc
>>215141561jfc imagine still posting here in your 40sbeyond grim
our freya
>>215141983posted in my teens, 20s and 30s can't see anything changing in the next few years
I miss her so much
>>215141983Yeah? Some of us have been here from the beginning
why are there so many trandem in /brit/ and /brit/ generals on other boards??
>>215141859>is the fat lad with him this shippy characterYes
>>215142047no you don't
>>215142069ur right just miss her busty 32Fs
>>215142068James?
mousery ... have you seen the gary Eats video ?? he doesnt like it !! >_<can you Give It a go
>>215142056because isolated nerdy incels with no romantic prospects are most likely to troon out
>>215142068>that physiognomy
>>215142056men dressing up as women is british tradition
>>215141561I feel like if she was flirting with you she would have given you a more flattering macho car instead of a little Japanese old person car
>>215142153>>215142153>>215142153
>>>215142033>>>215142033>>>215142033
My family are such fucking lemmings when it comes to race.Every time I think they're coming around to my view, I'll say something to push the boundaries and they'll go "can't say that".I feel as if I've been touched by destiny some how given that I have these views but I do feel isolated. I'm surrounded by lemmings.
>>215142111I refuse to believe that a simple lack of pussy is enough to make someone just give up on heterosexuality and decide they're a girlit just doesn't make sense to me
>>215141331we did it Canada :3
>>215141782based
