dasha edition
Poo smells
OP is in love with an ugly far-lefty cunt who wants him liquidated and fed to pigs
on prancer on donna on blitzen!
mad how full of rice and veg i am
I'm old
based doggo
nth for the holodem
>>215142193dasha has been a right wing tradlarper for years now
that bitch kinda got a moon man thing going on
Tonguing mousey’s anus after sloppy pot noodle energy drink diarrhoea poop :O
It was an invitation You were supposed to say "I know exactly what car you are"And she says "oh yeah?"Then you say "yeah, a car that sucks off a Toyota Yaris"Bosh
Why are Israelis so evil
a bit freezing isn't it
>>215142153Ugly whore on the payroll of Peter Thiel's blown-out lubed-up arsehole.
your mum is james bond's lotus eliseshe doesn't mind going down and loves getting wet
Rorke popping his head into his son's room and saying "poop screaming!" to try and bond, but Rorke Jr just shakes his head and tells him he get it wrong
theyre vigorous theyre neoliberal x
>>215142204oh be quiet rorke
>>215142210lubbly saggers
well i'm 36 and mummy still makes my dinner every day
Today marks the beginning of Navratri, a sacred Hindu festival honouring Goddess Durga and the triumph of good over evil.Wishing you all peace, prosperity, and blessings this Navratri.
did the poo do a scream?
>>215142317holy zased
>"You're like a little pathetic rodent hoarding acorns in your cheeks praying you survive winter but I've had my fun and you're just what I need at this (28+) juncture in my life tehe"Toilfu said this to me today. Bros... is she the one?
Whites Unite.
*shoves a moon stone up Mousey's bum hole* What? MOUSEY is evolving! MOUSEY evolved into MOUSITATE!
>>215142285A side of Rorke we don't see often. The family man. He's got problems at home just like the rest of us
>>2151422797/10, best I can do
feeling rather fertile tonight
>>215142302besides the civil rights act and decolonisation, NOTHING came good from the 60s
>>215142337she's a tranny isn't she
>>215142345
>>215142337does she think they just keep food in their cheeks for the entire winter season???
>>215142360we've got a new gimmick releasing on friday, that was just something off the cutting room floor
>>215142362p-pwease may i breed you?
>>215142325That is not her natural complexion
listening to streamline by system of a down
>>215142376>civil rights act and decolonisation,Those were both disastrous for Whites
Can't play vidya for a few days now, been reading and wanking a lot instead
I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED
>>215142362post boobs and vegene
The Simpcord is working on what they're dubbing "the best ever gimmick" so... Look out for that
>>215142317it's not my mums cooking I miss so much as just having your meals cooked by someone who loves you
>>215142362Get to Canada you are needed
>>215142376Motown
can i have an invite to the simpsons discord im a big fan
time for your weekly dick flatteningmummy's on in 5 mins
rorke's toilfu blasting him with the varmint rifle just to collect his whitoid pelt (poor)
we will beat the manipulators and bad vibes
you know if you wanted to watch austin powers on youtube youre totally allowed to watch it on youtube for freehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaHtuo2ae-wim watching austin powers for free on youtube
>>215142497invites can only be given out by Zachy over in /cric/
>>215142427Nah. My mum is Indian and has an incredibly pale complexion
Used Genesis after beating Hush and it put me in Cathedral but I took The Negative so the game ended after beating Isaac. Thanks for reading
when michael jackson died the whole world cried
Things are changing, lads, for the better. I can feel it.
Could murder a fish finger sarnie right now
>>215142508More of a So I Married an Axe Murderer man myself
>>215142550He cracks me up
>>215142559Same but Charlie Kirk
>>215142504Is that David Mitchell's missus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78hnLziDayQ
>>215142550Mad how Netanyahu and Bill Ackman immediately denied involvement in his murder
Do you have an 'eck?
>Lady Voldemort? Harry Potter fans outraged as it's revealed HBO is auditioning women to play evil nemesis
Need her farting bum in my face.
>>215142550He just can't not be at centre of everything
>>215142550wide chad
>>215142619yh
sold £3000 of crypto last year if I’d held it would be £7500 right now want to kill myself
>>215142619I have a Game Boy. I play it on the train to work.
>>215142613*boots his head clean off*>>215142624*boots her head clean off*
>>215142210wanking to this
face it, you'd go slytherin for them
How British niggas even know who the fuck Charlie Kirk is what is going on
I feel completely disconnected from this sick society lads.Surrounded by lemmings, mindless consumerism, nons- everywhere, zhids in power, ugly streets and cities, living standards getting worse every year, no freedom, no cohesive society. I want to live in a society where beautiful blondes are everywhere, a society that makes Rome and Sparta look weak.I truly hate that I was born at this time. Every mistake Whites have made over the last 160 years or so is coming home to roost.
>>215142604yesinspiring storyfall in love at 18let her shag around the world until she's 30come back to pick up the remains aftertrue love
>>215142660do you not realize to what extent the entire world has been americanized
>>215142619I choose to play on my pc with outdated components in my smeggy incel cavern
>>215142660
>>215142637mad that there was a time when women looked after themselves, dressed formally and didn't act like a complete slag in public
one hour until we find the cure to autism lads. I'm organising a /brit/ only hospital visit so we can all get cured together and then never come here again x
>>215142658I might be in the minority but left over right any day
>>215142641Don't worry, it's only money lad
>>215142660nigga it was all over the internet?
In the beninging
>>215142619got a switch 2 played some mario 3d world with mummy and stepmummy just now
>>215142687omdz he's literally me
>>215142619I'll wait for the second generationthey did right in getting the market established (and extra right in not just dumping the first generation with a "refresh"), but too much new stuff is out of its reach afaik
>>215142508Grew up watching Goldmember. Dad would put it on every weekend. Probably know the entire film off by heart. Love it.
Reckon sucking off a nice juice knob would be quite fun and rewarding in a way
>>215142623they already have black Snape and black Hermione so why not woman Voldermort they don't care anyway the only thing they can't do is add 200 trannies like they wish they could HBO adds trannies to everything now
>>215142658Is this real? Left is too peng to be real
Had a gf and sex for the first time at 30, two years ago, and now it feels like I'll never have either again.
mental how badly it breaks your cock if you get cucked, and youd think it would do it just for the one person, but it doesnt
not having a good time x
>>215142508what about the sequelsnever saw those
>>215142808Left is pinkchyuwu
>>215142824snt u a msg x
Slytherin? At least buy her a coffee first!
Well, we have to end two tier policing. for one. And slow down the growth of India, stop islamism and world zionism. We have to provide food and shelter for the British people, and support racialism and oppose muslim rights, while also promoting rights for white women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
>>215142835i don't know about the sequels, sorry
voldemort will be the only straight white male in the cast
>>215142808no its not you stupid twat
>>215142712no there wasn't be quiet
want a girlfriend but I hate women more than anything in the world
>>215142766what is this expression meant to convey
>>215142816What? Why not? Just go get more unless you don't want that life after all. >>215142817Lots of prossies say men use them as therapists rather than actually shagging them
>>215142816FONT
just feeling a bit down x
>>215142888ugly munter
Feeling my down bit
Love being around women so much the hot ones the thin ones
>>215142898ktim, I basically want them for sex, cooking and the occasional hug but other than that just leave me tf alone
>>215142928no need to sign your posts mate x
>>215142888looks like the tall one from fools and horses
why does the line sound weird (when he says "cat") in the Robbie Williams Felix ad
nothing to look forward to x
>>215142926same, that time of year x
Swastika from Republican Rome.
>>215142975MODS
>>215142961new ruby vlog to watch x
>>215142969peroids...
want to kill myself x
>>215142982really don’t understand the ruby gimmick
dad was watching only fools and horses the other day it turns out rodney had a different dad to del boy they showed a black and white picture of his dad and it was the same rodney actor just wearing a moustache in the picture
Just got laughed at by a group of girls on a night out. Feeling remarkably low.
>>215142982Ruby's look a little thicker O.o
>>215143005hahaha
>>215142982that'll cheer me up x
>>215143001why not x
>>215143019next time brush it off and say "looking good ladies!"
>>215143005scrmwaing
>>215142982her atrocious vegan diet + zero exercise is finally catching up now she's over 20 got the forearms of a 60 year old
>>215142975it's a pretty common symbol that's existed in various cultures for centuries
>>215143098Source?
I ate 70+ grams of protein today. it cost ONE (1!) pounds
Today is Jewish New Year meaning Jesus will officially be returning at some point within the next 215 years.Make sure you eat your vegetables so you can witness it lads.
>>215143028...yh
>>215143019>Haha, if you think I look I'm funny to look at wait until you've heard some of my jokes!Then you walk over and start cracking jokes. You need to be quick on your feet to survive in this world.
>>215143126better not be delicatessen horrorslop
Bet Ruby Granger has a pooey bum.
>>215143134Saucy little minx
>>215143167oi none of that talk about rubes
>>215143158packaged chicken
anyone remember having hobbies and mates
>>215143019one time in my teens I remember I was in a pub and a bloke sniggered at my appearance and his hot gf chastised him for it but in the way you might chastise someone for making fun of disableds
>>215143195used to go to the pub me pub quizzes all sorts what a life it was
>>215143001it's propogated by heathermong and the same cunt that posts tranny porn and ariana grande every day. IE it's mental health
>>215143195not really x
squealing
>>215143195yeah about 2009-2013it was pretty good
>>215143098literally just read the wikipedia article on it
yeah how bout dem leaky pg tips getting nursed by m4
the everygimmickisheathermongmong character needs to die
>he peaked in secondary school/sixth formoh my gays
youre white
>>215143276ruby literally was a heathermong gimmick though
heathermong just flew over my house
>>215143186You don't think Ruby sits on the toilet and does plops whilst reading a book or lets off a riotous fart whilst reading in bed?
>Jesus will officially be returning at some point within the next 215 years.hes coming next tuesday matehe told me last week
>>215143264>2009-2013Based>>215143286>sixth formKtim
>>215143218I still go to a local pub quiz but only because there's a solid 9/10 on our team who likes to wear tight dresses and not because I enjoy the quizzes
>>215143223sex
>>215143134little fatty needs to stop pretending she’s mature when she plays with toys
>>215143325Got a feeling this poster is a minor celebrity around here
i bet the cure for autism is less screen time and loving Jesus. Waiting on Trump to confirm
>>215143098Yes which is why we must use it.The jew fears the swastika like a vampire fears the sun.
Next GE? Yeah I'll be voting Walt Disney !!, and what?
>>215143373I bet its eating MCDONALDS!
>>215143380and ill be voting for magpies soooo im like your sworn enemy
He is at peace
Only 500k xp from 99 strength
euuurghghghh... I need some bitches on my cock
>>215143405Rorke confinement zone
>>215143405It was all real, all of it .
get the 'tex posted
>>215143405so glad none of my family were dying or got really sick during the covid years, must have been utterly grim for anyone to go through
nurse olofumwe... i'm ready for the big sleep shot now, thank you...
>>215143405the a/c is on and he's listening to his favourite music
It was real. All of it.
Strange that if you were to take an image of a naked woman, select her nipples and vagina and cut them from the image, then paste them into a separate canvas - and then upload both images, neither of them would be considered nudity or a violation
our girl is live and playing MSG1
>>215143463a weapon to surpass metal gear
>beckons you overGet a fucking grip pal
>>215143483metal sear golid :DD:DDDD
>>215143476>>215143463>>215143405I'm such a reclusive shut-in I literally barely even noticed covid happened desu Only thing that pissed me off about the entire thing was Rishi's eat out to help out scheme which insisted you actually eat in the restaurant rather than it being taken awayIt's like he forgot there was a fucking pandemic happening
>>215143479also if you did a crude drawing of a naked woman that likely wouldnt get deleted eitherbut a competent drawing would
>>215143483will be forcing myself into her onesie and pulling the zip off so she can't escape
Off to Bohemian Grove to watch the Cremation of Care, anyone need anything brought back?
if anyone needs me I'll be in the sax tent
>>215143533cure for autism
The British National Health Service is full of nons and promotes dysgenics
>>215143405During COVID I was a frontline worker in a cosy market town in Hampshire and everyone acted as if nothing was amiss. Sunday market was still on, bustling with people - I'd walk by police every night on my way home, and they'd not look twice at me. Rather pleasant time to be quite honest
>>215143366
I want an NHS job...
can feel an illness coming onjust before my holidaysods law
These claims about historical figures being autistic are speculative and unverifiable. Here's why:Why these claims are problematic:Posthumous diagnosis is impossible - Autism can only be properly diagnosed through direct clinical observation and assessmentHistorical records are incomplete - We lack the detailed behavioral observations needed for such diagnosesAutism wasn't understood historically - The concept of autism as we know it today only emerged in the 20th centuryRisk of stereotyping - These claims often rely on assumptions that genius, social difficulties, or intense focus automatically indicate autism
>>215143557>frontline workerblud worked in sainsburys calling himself a frontline worker
Googling local dogging spots
>>215142153unalive>>215142263came here to post this
>>215143609aspirin and orange juice please
hayter sounded so much better in MGS1. No idea what he was thinking with MSG3 and 4
>>215143619Was Tescos actually, but I meant to write essential worker my bad x
>>215143632>came here to post thiswell why didnt you?
haven't been on holiday in 18 years
Palantir can assess all your anonymous posts and doxx you...
>>215143653He got older.
>>215143476This one actually makes the most sense out of all them, because brass instruments aerosolize and SPEW spit particulates everywhere in a giant cloud. There was a church choir where one/multiple asymptomatic individual(s) infected a majority of the congregation.Of all the dubious COVID countermeasures, this one seems effective and necessary. Unless you want one lone bat-soup enjoyer to broadcast their saliva into everyone's lungs all around the room?
>>215143666because you're a poor miserable freak with no friends and hated by your family?
asian ladies
>>215143670automated spambots :(
>>215143697yes please
>>215143697What ones?
>>215143643Has the memory gone?Are you feeling numb?
>>215143515Not a reclusive shut-in but I barely noticed COVID. I was travelling at the time and had some truly once in a lifetime experiences. At times I was the only person staying at a hotel, I walked through totally empty city streets with no tourists, partied in underground bars that weren't following the curfew. Met a nice little group of people that were all doing the same thing and we'd meet up whenever we were in the same country. It was an amazing two years.
>>215143466I rode the trains up and down during that time so many out of order benches
>>215143670Live in terror of this occurring tbqh - I've said heinous things online, everything short of noncery.
>>215143694No because last time I was abroad I was accused of abducting a small blonde girl
>>215143697
>>215143737kek sameimagine if all my worst posts were exposeddeary deary me
got the this is spinal tap on
Anons I just saw a ghost. I was outside and I saw a ghost in the window waving at me. It wasn't me mum or dad. It was waving like it was beckoning me to come closer.
gf who is a voice in my head is telling me i should eat one chicken burrito and one beef burrito
>>21514370410 seconds in to watching this and I get it. My apologies, Bibi
>>215143655aha i was working on co-op and was still driving over to my mates to smoke weed on my days off. roads were empty but i never got stopped even once
>>215143737>I've said heinous things online, everything short of noncery.same but i've also made some egregious nonce jokes as well
>>215143694I'm a poor miserable freak unloved by my family and without a single friend and I still go abroad yearly
>>215143767I'm not your gf and I'm not in your head but I'm also telling you to.
>>215143793why do you keep coming back
>>215143794you sound just like her. nag nag nag
>>215143793Thailand I’ll bet
*to the tune of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas*BUY A GUN AND KILL YOURSELF THIS CHRISTMAS
>>215143759My saving grace is that there is no coherency to my ramblings, my views are radical in all directions, the only consistent postings would be my absolute and undying hatred of niggers>>215143785RIP this fella when The Great Reidentification occurs
these french buggers are sickphoto evidence? why??
>>215143764Ghosts aren't real. What you saw was a demon.
Ruby has been writing her novel for 5 years nowIt should be really really good
>>2151436534 was weird direction but the concept was different and weird3 I didn't notice anything weird, but it was a different character technicallybut with 5 apparently kojima didn't like hayter which is mental, so who knows what was spat at him after the first one
>>215143840lets have a look then
13 y o g's
>>215143838same, depending how far back they can track them they'd see my very first posts in 2014horrifying. probably hundreds of thousands of posts hating nons
>>215143815I don't really make friends abroad either - the problem is me, I am uncomfortable to be around. >>215143822Nah not my sort of place. I like visiting Eastern Europe, and China.
>Countries sending their President/PM to the UN General AssemblyUSA, Brazil, France, Italy, Greece, Japan, Australia, Turkey, South Africa, Portugal, Qatar, Jordan,Chile. Poland, Colombia, Nigeriaand who are we sending?David Lammyomd
>>215142153I'd shit in her pussy
>>215143737>>215143785tick tock, lads...
Diego made Covid and Christianity his entire identity
>>215143876
>>215143840AI fake shit get naked in paris centre if she gets raped within the hour I will believe she is a woman
>>215143762SEX FARM WOMAN
Felt like 2015 was only last year and I was still at uni getting ready with my flatmate for predrinks and clubbing afterwards at Oceana.Still get that weird feeling of melancholy mixed with happiness whenever I hear White noise by Disclosure
might open a can
>>215143840This news is banned in French media so DON'T tell /fr/
girls that use roll on deodorants >>>>>>
>>215143840Mad that she nonced and domestically abuses Macron and he's still allowed to lead a country
>>215143931>Felt like 2015 was only last yearIt was 10 years ago you plonker
people were more sensitive in the past. that's why books used to get banned
>>215143931YOUAND MEITS GONNA BE EVERYTHING YOU EVER DREAMED
Just don’t like RubesThat kind of woman where she’s not arrogant but everything she does annoys you. Annoying fake high pitched posh voice. Obsessed with her dumb little book. Pretending to be all artsy by going to cafes and researching old Scottish myths fuck off
>>21514398527 minutes until i go on-stage and announce that i've got every pokemon
Leave /fr/ alone France is great !
>>215143994
>>215143985they're going to ban acetaminophen lmao
shiny poliwrath is green :)
>>215144011we love france
>>215144016performative shite
Why yes, I am the most racist man in human history - how did you know?
Life could be so sweet!
Good evening to all National Socialists
rorke unhelmeted
>>215144016shes too fat and annoying to be acting like this
so the argument she might be a man was so convincing she had to disprove it in court by showing everyone her minge? How did she prove the photo was genuine, was there a newspaper underneath it?
>>215143994 she's literally insane lad
>>215143964I know but times gone by so fast>>215143987;_;
our resident yanks are a bit weird
what have you realized recently?
got tummy ache now as wellbloody hellfire
used to neck strawberry calpol as a kid
>>215144082>she's literally insane ladshe's really not
>>215144059Do you support the eradication of all non-aryan life?
Phenotypically Kurt Caz could be my Chad older brother
grrr the screenshot was spammed here so I will get angry as though she posted it here herself!!!!!!
>>215144108its over tardyank
>>215144082how dont badmouth our ruebs
gained too much weight I need to get back on the nicotine
>>215144073need some elf pussy
Ruby "granger" Bones has several serious mental illnesses and should be sectioned
>>215143840sent that sheboon flying
>>215143994You'll regret saying that, buster
>>215144113They are listening.
>>215144162
NEW>>215144200>>215144200>>215144200
>>215144162fucking screaming its like a sniper level on easy mode
>there's a thunderstorm so I'm going to go outside in the rain because standing in the rain is one of the things I like doing the most she is insane
>>215142658CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR PINKCHYUWU & BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS>>215142719for me it's right
>>215142655gwarn lad
>>215142658RIGHT>>215144329LEFT
need them to duo tittyfuck me
>>215144373greedy bastid
>>215144049is shiny politoed blue
>>215143659somebody already did
>>215143483>>215143653
>>215144556dont know yet (but I have the regular one of that already)
