Adrian van Stalbemt edition
*Rolls into the thread* (I weigh 400lb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MR2-v4oYg
>>215144228*rolls you out again*
*rolls a d8 in the thread*rorke meets my gaze, and i successfully chin the cunt onto the deck
All in here ladshttps://4chan.org/bannedhttps://4chan.org/bannedhttps://4chan.org/banned
>>215144242*Absorbs you into my mass leaving only your half smothered face gasping and screaming from between my folds*
>>215144242*locks the thread door behind him and puts a chair against it*right so as I was saying
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EObRaCuUgo4
little rorke
anime
>>215144291Andy Serkis & Ian Brown (Colourised)
open the can drink the can throw the cangod life's relentless
Sir Adolf Hitler. A man of integrity and honour.
Almost Halloween time bros
>>215144296rorke's gaff
>>215143764Ghosts don't exist, Catyank. Maybe you just saw a reflection which looked a bit like a ghost.
>>215144347How did they even take these photos, what are they all standing on
>>215143764reckon you're under the influence of demonic forces pal
year 9 snapchat
>>215144342this is why bokkles are better
does ruby do big smelly farts?
>hitler11.jpgnigga got a hitler folder
>>215144273For me itshttps://www.4chan.org/banshttps://www.4chan.org/banshttps://www.4chan.org/bans
>>215144273You are not bannedYou are not currently banned from posting on 4chan.
damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>>215144405Ruby's fivehead
>>215144275alri absorbaloff
dey squeaky
>>215144424carlybender on a mental one
>>215144431Idk who that is, I don't pay attention to the woman worship posting
he's not even doing the "m2" "m4" code anymore it's just straight to "year 9" now
>>215144442alri pavement fucker
>>215144426they dont even show the posts that got banned anymore, wtf. as if they couldnt make moderation any less transparent
Hi Tim, do you need any help?
women i want them
Slapping my rock hard knobby against /brit/ through the screen - you like that you fucking sluts?
>>215144475what does m2 m4 mean
Although it might be possible to develop a racist interpretation of Christianity (e.g., what the Nazis tried), I’ve never seen a convincing theological justification of it. The fact that all major churches and 99%+ of all who today call themselves Christians reject racism ought to tell you something… You probably want to hang on to most of Christianity as it has been “traditionally” practiced in relatively modern times, while discarding only the anti-racism. Everyone who ever tried that has failed, but I guess you don’t see that as a problem.Then again, the cognitive dissonance issue is nearly as problematic. In order to accept being called a racist or a Nazi with equanimity, normal American whites would have to reconcile that with their country’s history of being violently opposed to racism of any kind, from the Civil War forward.
9th Doctor10th Doctor11th Doctor12th DoctorWAR Doctor Those were the days YOU COULD NOT HAVE A BETTER CHILDHOOD THAN THOSE KINO DAYS
So how the fuck am I supposed to have PHARMACY experience if I am applying for a PHARMACY APPRENTICESHIP. Surely the point of a fucking APPRENTICESHIP is that I can gain experience? What is the fucking point.
>>215144510"m" = "16 minus"
>>215144498
My personal notion of the perfect woman
nth for the gyaldem
>>215144580She fucks niggers btw
>>2151445391. Apprenticeships are open to people of any age2. The apprenticeship is specifically for the role of Pharmacy Technician3. There are many other roles within pharmacies that are not techniciansYou're not going to get far with your brains, are you?
>>215144539haha yeah bit of a umm whatever its called that
>>215144538YesYesYes until Rory and Amy diePast that don't care. Matt Smith's second half of his run was drivel. Peter Capaldi is a great actor but he couldn't save his scripts. War doctor is just one off fanfiction tier nonsense.
>>215144580Too dark
>>215144539Looking to work in Southwark? I'm applying right now so you don't get it
>>215144618truke
>>215144303luv em x
>>215144606Proof?
just applied for a cushty pharmacy tech apprentice rolethink im in here, blag the previous pharma experience because im not a little virgin neek, solid 11 quid an hour
Nik Avocado is based
Colombia officially surpasses Japan and South Korea for having the lowest birth rates in the entire world!!!
I wake up at 5:30 everyday and there STILL isn’t enough hours in the day to get everything I need to get done done
american rap culture is cool as fuck you just smoke week all day and kill people you dont like
>>215144539>or similar they probably mean like working the cash in a retail job or customer service or something. "requirements" are always flexible
>>215144653paedophile
violent bashing - 2
>>2151446121. Older people apply for advanced apprenticeships if they have relevant experience, not eleven quid an hour work in a local Boots. But that's not to say someone older will necessarily have experience in the field in which case this flaw also applies to them, how are they supposed to have experience in a field they are trying to get into?2. Yes, your point being? How am I supposed to have experience in that role if I can't even get onto an entry level apprenticeship for it?3. Like what? Cleaner? Boot's security guard. What exactly should cound as relevant experience?
>>215144539R U A GIRL?
>>215144681i think if you really smoke weed as much as they suggest your brain would get all muddled
rorkemaxxing
>>215144630Not far off but no cigar.
Digital ID is game over for Whites
>>215144529They called him "crazy" for thinking he could elevate prepared meals into a restaurant quality meal.Well I don't call him crazy.I call him innovator.I call him genius.I call him Charlie. Charlie Bigham.
Wish I was an Aristocrat in 18th century Britain
>>215144696saaar is very upset
just got cramp in my foot i want die
>>215144688I mean it literally says pharmacy experience. Or "similar". Whatever that means. But you are right and they are probably full of horseshit and just trying it on. >>215144715No why would you assume that.
>>215144580
>>215144675I don't like them. They are easily the most zogged country in South America besides maybe Argentina.
>step out my humble abode>first thing I see is a justeat courier
Why the fuck are people using AI to talk online? Not just to cheat on tests or whatever, but to hold basic conversations.
>>215144727rented flat in high wycombe
>>215144739Lewisham. I found it https://fechoices.justapply.co.uk/apprenticeships/69184/pharmacy_technician_apprenticeship.html
>>215144704I don't like your attitude, young man.
>Salary: £11.00
Polish woman just had a panic attack on stage giving her Ballon D'or speech. Really uncomfortable to watch.
*enters /brit/*
>>215144785love me best emma
>>215144777That happens when I jerk off
Always remember - posh tory boys like Richard Tice, Jacob Rees Mogg, Ed Dutton, Peter Hitchens, and Rupert Lowe are the ones who lost Britain in the first place. They ruled the country and lost it to jewish capitalist money power and cultural leftists.
>>215144800Well go on and apply for it ye fuck I don't want to work bottling pills for geriatrics and trannards anyway.
>>215144812all you had to do was get on the damn bus, cj
>>215144785Yeah no proof - that's what I thought. Emma is for white men only
Need to eat her shit.
>>215144538Hate that they did The War Doctor instead of having Paul McGann do it. He's one of the best Doctors and has been on screen for like 2 hours at most
>>215144828Just did under the name Rorke Rorkington lol
>>215144812the death of deadyawn ahh
>>215144862Go to work
why do prices always go up like why does electricity cost more than a year ago which makes everything else go up who decided that
Genuinely mental how much money accessibility for disables have cost this country over the years
worlds biggest poo
Wait, I thought Farage said the problem was illegal immigrants but now he's going after Indefinite Leave to Remain? He wouldn't lie and change the goalposts so I don't understand
love women so much
>>215144880I want to but the pharmacy didn't hire me.
fuck white people
>>215144881We have infinite lekky up in the north sea but our government just imports it for some reason lol :)
>>215144881Jews
>>215144923I hope she does
>>215144896she looks straight (fit)
>>215144896we shouldn't celebrate mediocrity
seething and fuming rn
Wonder if we'll ever see a new political ideology like how communism and fascism suddenly appeared
>>215144896>women's club of the yearthey'll probably give it to a book club AM I RIGHT LADS???????
>>215144881Data centers are eating all the power and then making deals with the energy companies so that the cost of generating the extra power is put on the shoulders of normal people. Also blame boomers for their anti-nuclear shit and blame this country for being literally unable to make new infrastructure.
Autumn equinox tonight x
Mad how in the 2000s you can just go into any corner shop or novelty store that sells the 420 epicweed gear and go "yeah give me a pack of China whites, Scooby snacks and extreme berry kush" and then go home and be monged off your head for the entire evening, not knowing how close you probably came to stopping your heaft
>>215144923Tee Enn Dee
>>215144812
>>215144971what was it all
Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air lads
>>215144923*Unloads a can of Lynx Africa on her hair and flicks my clipper in the mist*
>>215144996spice
wanking off an arse with an arse
>>215144692litty kitty>>215144694>lewding koyukifucking freak>>215144839your unfabulous reps??
>>215144971my grandad always used to tell me not to go to those shops but never mentioned it to my brother or cousin. Must have thought my mongitus was a result of legal highs and instead of brain not working
how do I network with likeminded young hustlers
>A man who deliberately drove in front of a bus killing the driver has been convicted of murder.>David Livingstone, 44, planned to take his own life after his long-term partner ended their relationship and crashed his work's Ford Transit van into a single-decker Stagecoach bus driven by Gordon Stirling.
>>215144780"similar" just means they want you to have had some work experience which demonstrates you aren't a total mongoloidexample my sister does hiring and interviewing for apprenticeships for something very artsy fartsy and she said she always likes people with experience waiting tables because it means they have some modicum of ability to think on their feet and deal with bullshit. but ofc the listing doesn't say that. so don't take it too literally
>>215145043>your unfabulous reps??Idk what the fuck you're saying
for me it's jimmy grimble
The History Of /Brit/ Volume XIII: The Sharty Schizm
>>215144984
>>215145043
>>215144812how it feels when i try to wake up in the morning
>>215145043whats with all the little cute cartoons like the one on her tit and phoneanime girls are immature no real woman dresses like this
>>215145022is that what weed vapes are made of or are they actually weed
Making Crash Bandicoot noises as I ejaculate
mad how fit they are at that age
>>215145103they represent her subscribers
>>215145069Me? Mike Bassett.
>>215145053oh god that’s horrible :(
>>215144737niha programming hacking AI
went to uni for 3 years and didn't make a single friendlmaoing at my life
>>215145105They are synthetic weed analogues. Spice isn't a single substance, it's a term for analogues in general.
>>215144971research chemical era was fucking lit
>>215144971yeah mad at 14 we would buy salvia and those bags of synthetic weed and smoke in a field. probably did lasting damage that
>>215145105depends reallymajority in the UK are spice but there's legit ones too
>>215145147literally the reason why i didn't even bother going
>>215145053selfish fucking retard, he was happy to wipe out multiple other people just to off himself
>Outrage in Pakistan after three transgender women killed and left on roadside
people would make fun of me walking the corridors at collegejust going up to me trying to ask me stuff to get a reaction and filmingruined the self est steam
>>215145147I spent my first week at uni during breaks on the phone to my mum. She later said she knew it was because I was incapable of making friends
>>215145174fucking hell watch the skinny filter move over the table at the end lmao
mandatory key stage 4 fannoise inspection
Hasan Piker is white.
>>215145147i made enemies
>>215145200kek this is LITERALLY me
>>215145147I made friends while I was there but not a single one stayed in contact long after we graduated (although it's not like I've tried either)
>>215145181& if you responded with violence, you would be labelled the aggressor. I'd rather be beaten up, than be psychologically abused and socially alienated.
>>215145179Based Pakis
>>215145222
>>215144812always reminds me of this insufferable cunthttps://youtu.be/DUbDs5pATpshttps://youtu.be/lmgCP0RlU70
>>215145181>>215145200*hugs*
i dont even know who these people are
>>215145181MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE
PENG A LENGA LENG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215145147ktim stopped going to lectures and tutorials because I hated being the loner freak
>>215145274get his bum pounded now
>>215145264
extracurricular fingerblasting lessons
What happens when booting out the immigrants doesn't make our dead town centres bustling metropolis of independent businesses?
>>215145068it was her first big show, on nickelodeon her love interest was a black kid>>215145103fan mascot
>>215145274bent cunt
Where is PSG? They aren't there?
Reckon if I were ever in world war one and had to go over the top I'd just pretend I was shot and fall over in the first few feet. Would slink back to the safety of the trench after it got dark so I would
hate heels but for some reason love these big massive ones with the clear strap especially when it's a pale girl's foot with unpainted nails it's absolutely fucking yum tbqh ladsps. rule britannia
>>215145292It won't.However that isn't the point and you know it xo
>>215145279erm
>>215145295>Jewish TV producer making fantastical scenarios with the aryan girl looking to make it bitOk idc - feel bad for her if anything. God these images are what got me on her, I want to bury my face in that tummy and wank meself off
would love to know how they come out after school with their tights all ripped :)
>>215145239thing is i dont even know why they started on me. looked like a bit of a nerd with big glasses and was always on my own but i only wore plain tshirts and trousers and looked after my hygiene so i wasnt a smelly or spotty buggersomething about me radiates autism and retardedness just dont know what and that scares me
>>215145315dont understand how shoes like that are supposed to stay on. wouldnt your foot just fall out the second you take a step
>>215145286scarey fella
Why does Farage want to deport my white Danish wife? She's lived here for 15 years and pays more in taxes than native Brits make in a year
im a homo and i hate speaking to most womendont know how you straightoids do it
>>215145368faggot
>>215145346just masturbate lad
>>215145292at least there'll be a bit less theft/rape of minors and less traffic x
>>215145362need more space for pakis
>>215145346they're not meant for walking in
>>215145274Bucharest lad
>>215145342>something about me radiates autism and retardedness just dont know what and that scares meMyself also - the visual cues, unspoken. Sometimes they don't need a reason.
*pushes the stop bus button a stop too early*
>>215145362Yeah rethinking the reform vote now desu American wife here
um drone psyop back again but this time in Denmark
>>215145304only real madrid is boycotting afaik
>>215145362unless it's stephanie corneliussen or that bint the vaccines sang about, tell her to fuck off back to littlemermaidstan
>>215145368you'd be amazed how much bollocks you'll put up with from an attractive womanif it's an uggo though then I feel the same way as you
>>215145304Kate you're melting love
>>215145434They're so REAL for that. Get it, lad?
>>215145427done this and was too embarrassed to admit the fuck-up so I walked the last bit home
kate abdos tits look like they are melting off her chest
>>215145427leftypol actually getting off instead of telling the driver his mistake
So this is Rorke
"Get these scrounger foreigners out of here" - Kelly, 43, unemployed on PIP
>>215145483seolhyun my beloved
>>215145315I love those as well, the pale feet as well. I love heels. Why do you hate them?
>>215145483where's her arse?
>>215145428Serious question, how is it only now you're reconsidering?
>>215145388based seedoil poster>>215145446women are just annoying unless im related to themdislike overly fem men just as muchboth are in drag make up half the time just disgusting
>>215145505No, that's Leeds United legend Tomas Brolin.
>>215145443
>>215145472wahey
Just took an entire arm up my arse, down to the elbow. Not enough. More.
>>215145427watching the door open and nobody get off instead of admitting the mistake
>>215145368wtf its a snat
>>215144475and 0 replies
>>215145546not a fan of those trainersvery dapper hat though tbf
>>215145581My barber is called Lulzim - isn't that funny?
bit cold, hate this bastard country
SORRY DRIVER THAT WAS ME AN HONEST MISTAKE DRIVE ON PLEASE SORRY AGAIN
Pizza has been ordered
>>215145262NEED a .gif of this
>>215145605Sounds like a Mesopotamian demon
How are we doing tonight ladsAnything to report?Anything noteworthy happen?
>>215145634bit late
Nothing pisses me off more than NPCs sucking the dick of speed limits.>Mate you were speeding, don't speed. You might kill or maim someone next time.It's total NPC behaviour. The speed limit says it's a 30 so I'm only safe if I'm doing 30, and if I do 31 I'm now dangerous and at risk of killing people.There are 30 limits you can safely drive at 45 on, and there's national speed limit roads that are unsafe to do 30 on.It's about context and knowing what's an appropriate speed to drive on given the conditions on the road.But just because some dickhead in a suit says it's a 30, you are not dangerous and reckless driving down there at 40.
this early bus stop bit has got me giggling. good one lads hahaha x x
dubai chocolate furret walk labubu
>>215145618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsiCOYexukBYE BYE DRIVER
oh wow another fish and chip shop review which you know fine well is tourist shite thanks gary real riveting stuff
I always used to get off the bus one stop before a big group of kids who'd crowd near the driver, and every time there'd be one who'd say 'Not this one mate, the next one'. Little bastards
A geniune labubu sex arse
>>215145640here you go lad
So wait if building muscle is my goal and I don’t care about strength it makes sense to do less weight on bench press so I can increase reps?
>>215145544I had some fentanyl for a medical procedure and I swear it did nothing, and they gave me a double dose
need my di suuuuuucked
>>215145661no chance of becoming gimmique de l'année though pal
>>215145705Jay
got the worst constipation of my lifefeels like I'm trying to shit out an apple and it won't come outwhat the fuck am I supposed to do
>>215145618All you need to say is “sorry, next one”
>>215145714>t. egyptian sex pest's son in a dodgy motor
scraping the anti stick coating off my pans and and vaping it
horrible little ghoulish freak me you should see me now sat in my pitch black room with crumbs all over the floor staring blankly at my monitor reading your posts
>>215145717some jokes know their limits and don't need to be gimmicks. This one is just a quick chuckle for the lads who are here now
>>215145668poscr
speed limits are all made up you can drive faster than them well that's until they build the new cars that make it impossible to do more than the speed limit of the area you are in those are coming soon
lola young is alright
I stopped using Grindr when they put the age verification on there. Easy to use a VPN on my putah so I can wank to erome femboys but Grindr is on a phone and it also location dependant. Like, there's no point me setting myself as being in Japan because I'm not about to hop on a plane and tap some Takeshi bussy.
>>215145750take an overnight laxative
>>215145594>perfect for walking>multiple layers, so he can adjust to the temperatures as needed>no belt required as his trousers fit PERFECTLYsorry he's not "superdry" like you (super dry fannies all around for sure)
the myelin sheath is approx. 80% lipids and 20% proteins
does Chess make you smarter
scraping the anti dick coating off my glans and raping it
>>215145651I beat up some teenagers because they were rude to me
>>215145483Mind there was that one utter nutcase in aoa that said the rapper one was bullying her but it was bollocks or something like that. Lost interest after the fit one with shorter hait left
when this autism cure is announced in a few minutes is 4chan going to evaporate
>>215145766this post made me laugh
*HL1 vortigaunt idle sound*
>>215145793no i got 2000 rating on chess.com and im still a retard
I fucking need to put my incel dick in a hole
>>215145781It doesn’t work with a vpn anyway if you’re trying to bypass ID verification so you’re not missing out
>>215145766crumbs of what? have you had crumpets with cheese and lurpak?
>>215145651I'm doing alright Cody, nothing much noteworthy though. You?
>>215145702Doing more reps aka more volume but with smaller weights is generally better than doing very low reps with near max-out weights, yes, at least if your goal is just muscle size and not strength. You want to be doing weights that max you out in the 6-10 rep range.
>>215145657Do you have a problem with authority?
>>215145842various foods and also dead skin from my feet
>>215145304psg is playing marseille
>log into /brit/>first post i see is a guy talking about how he quit using grinder>log into /cum/First post was about how black peoples bodies are niceNeed a new internet community ASAP
>>215145750Sugar free gummy bears.
pee is stored in the balls in the balls
Sex with them
>>215145750get the figbergs scranned
just saw rorke walking down the street alone, fucking freak lmao
>>215145750dont push too hard you might get piles also dont push hard after you are done pooing you might be pooing out your ass (just a theory I have)
>>215145845Fuck sake I’ve been wasting my time
>>215145871nice one lad, I was footbits on /147/ back in the day
>>215145835I'm this close to just hiring a prozzer and getting it over with
they should give me flag trust for freeI should be allowed that
>>215145922catch yourself in a bus shelter reflection did you
>>215145793it actually makes you dumber
boriswave?more like the biowave
Safe and Effective Blood Draw
Housematestein having sexington. She’s loud :D
>>215145932Building strength is good too. You can challenge bigger dudes to wrestle and then mog the shit out of them because your muscles actually have density and good neuro-muscle connection.
>>215145983le strange la emojie
>>215145983vocaroo it
>>215145983do you watch from the cuckchair
>>215145983You should ask them if you can watch and then suck his nut out of her pussy after.
emoji de telecopieur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctmmH22fFW8
NEW>>215146038>>215146038>>215146038
>>215146008>You can challenge bigger dudes to wrestle and then mog the shit out of them because your muscles actually have density and good neuro-muscle connection.Which gay bathhouse do you go to
SAUSAGES
>>215145922leave him alone he pressed the button too early on the bus and now has to walk to his proper stop
>>215146464yeah?