midnight maccas edish well 3am maccas really
I prefer this thread.
freak JFs are in the other threads it appears
can't believe he left us
>>215153424SEETHINGalso, shite edition. you should feel bad
seems this is the thread.
>>215153478the raped
Emma Watson's pooey bumhole subedition
i miss 190
I'm a pacifist>>>/his/18016483I support constipation
sometimes i feel like foreigners eat meat because they like eating the animals rather than the food
>>215153424what you order pal
>>215153521Any good story has character development I like poo but I hate war now I hate poo
I heard we were linkolaposting
>>215153521not sure I understand what you mean
sir wankard pooser
played a little ball in uni didn't you?
>>215153424personally think my hard boiled chicken with 0 seasoning is a lot healthier than eating junk food at 3amno wonder you lot are all morbidly obese
>>215153545War is poo
>hard boiled chicken
i'm a freemason
been posting here for years and have nothing to show for it
My father died in poo pew pew one me I died in poo pew pew twoPope gives poo hope it's the poo of the people
wahey>>215153534double qp and medium fries x2 deal £12.99 and a mayo chicken to get it to £15 then £5 off scamming promos on multi accounts
Poo pee pew pew he is a national hero
>>215153545What’s so good about Finnish forests anywayAren’t they all just pine and birchBig deal
I was the first anglophone linkolite actually. Pioneered pine tree gang back in 2016
>>215153637>left it at your doorNoman waits for no man
been posting here for a couple of months and have a nice collection of poo seal memes
Remember poo pew pew two Germans were like shaize then Brits were poo as Pooland poo poow
using an empty dairylea lunchables packet off my floor as a ketchup tray
Might filter Finland.
>>215153742 it’s like 4 am in britain this isn’t how you want your life to go bro
why the fuck would you deliver food for a living if you own a bmw
BMW stands for big meaty weener
Going out for a pooIn Pooland Just another poo heroEveryone pooEmma WatsonBack in Liverpoo Poosy soWet PoomenPoo! Men! Poo! Poo! Churchill doubles my rationI love poo
>>215153637it lush it bloody lushany for catberg?
good night my sweeties
med milkshake on monopoly!>>215153779i'm a dj how else am i supposed to live
sir queer niggard
>>215153845no burger for berg, haven't seem him about the last few days as my sister had her kids round the weekend and he hates them
Poocifer the poo...Riding Lizzy on the loo Rather poo sus Pee justAlone Pao the Apoost'lA Chinese delicacy Poosus bringScat NationA sinner can't poo alone
FUCK hamas
>>215153955Why?
>>215153877are you really a DJ?
Poo is brownAmerican mustardYellowNo wheres the poogone? Iraq
Looking at £1000 Afghan rugs even though i'm skint and questioning my life choices.
>>215153955funny that it's called that but they can't eat ham
>>215153955the world has recognised the palestinian stateits over for zogbots
Any australians in? What about the one with a funny webm of the man who completely gave up
>>215153986https://youtu.be/r7GzbNp4qVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdAKzkSVVgk&list=OLAK5uy_nL2ByvzrMrR810CSYACobBApQMrEZpLrg
I will poo againEven if the hemorrhoidpops againPoo is redPoo is blue A Democrap a RepublicRapePoo the same I willVote again
>>215154031Jordan Pooterson :DDD
>>215154060
>>215153982he's not actually concerned and i'm not actually a dj
>>215154109Apu JayI pooHoorayYour grandpaPoo in looFarAwayInPooLanNo (rmandyD-day)
get your cock out, rorke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsdh98eapIPress play to have a panic attack.
>>215154173but i just put it away!
poo, i say
im arse
mad how my laptops about to run out of char
Need an Emma Watson fart gf.
>>215154317>>215154319good posts
>>215153637I like your front door
Maury Povich just died
>>215154303Am I talking to the one guy from South Africa or did you forget to change your VPN?
>>215154317hi arse, I'm dad
look who I found in a random porn thread>>>/gif/29502780
>>215154173A girl kept saying this to me in sixth form. and being the sperg, I am I didn’t know if she was serious and how to react>I will later haha
Live your myth in America
>>215154430and you did get your cock out later, right?
>get your cock out, rorke.
>>215154454No I was too scared of girls. And a different girl loved me so it would have hurt her.
>>215154486*drops a hydrogen bomb on you and goes to talk to someone else*
theyre making a minecraft land at chessington
>>215154374The lie detector test determined that was a lie.
>>215153424Personally I only order DoorDash when it’s pouring rain out to make a minority ride his bike through a storm for me, it’s not even about the food
>>215154471Average negress west of texas
>>215154505Fair enough
Right then, boxer shorts are now down at my ankles. See you all after I've had a wank.
Still mad at Will Smith for hitting Chris Rock
dying from a headache
I hear strange high pitched Algerian booty jams. Pizza time.
>>215154471why don't flagshaggers ever iron their flags. it looks like shit with these squared creases
>>215154471very peculiar image
Love when I get one of those boogers that cost the entire nostril, and I blow my nose and dig a bit and the entire thing goes flying out like a bullet - those ones are the tastiest
>>215154740how about i iron your head you little pipsqueak?
>boogersFOY
herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJsloJmMbisit is
>>215154851same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmFr5aSAb8Q"it's incredibly rich and creamy"
>come up with a scenario I like>try to roleplay it with the ai>get tired of trying to make it write what I want>just play it out in my head like alwaysevery time
here thereis morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EErSKhC0CZsdaryl hallenergies for you
>>215155166Thanks for sharing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm3br7FGZyM
stop the boats
Good morning hustlers
>>215155589Morning
>>215155343why does this guy keep talking about woahjacks
really tired of this paedo yank freak
>>215155603there's someone out there that actually gets rattled and offended that two anime girls drawn by a neckbeard calls him a "wagecuck" if this poster was in that position he would fit that criteria, otherwise he wouldnt post it in the first placekys freak
>>215155720
>>215155746you arent funny or clever, just a sad person
>>215155750Why aren't you at work, Anon? Think of the shareholder value!
>>215155013just when I think I'm winningwhen I've broken every door
>>215155779it's 10pm for me and nighttime for the rest of america you retarded neet
Back from my wank, did I miss anything.
>>215155791So you are a lazy 9-to-5 slacker, who doesn't have 3 jobs.
big lass
>>215155793nutidies
>>215155802she would make an attractive man but she doesn't have a penis </3
Poot dispenser here!
Honestly, I don’t think what I want is that unreasonable. Just want friends and a girlfriend.
Dog just ran into the road while I was walking himSilly cunt
>>215155914
>>215156009So mid
Bought a printer for my computer and have begun printing peer reviewed journal articles on Anglo-Saxon archeological digs from Oxford University's ORA research archive.
>>215156064Why
>>215156068I like to read history and Wikipedia is very basic and bare bones.
fudge it, im not going to the office today
love the word dollop
>>215156134couldnt possibly be as bad as mine and i manage. whats your issue?
What the fuck is Farage on about? If you're on ILR you've paid about 10k in visa fees over at least 5 years where you cant claim a penny on bennies and have to prove you can support yourself living here, so people on ILR are highly highly unlikely to be claiming bennies or taking up social housing or anything like that and are likely in a high paying job or at the very least a specific job that is needed
I should’ve been born in America
There we go
>>215156255what dat mean
rorke
Fucking typical. But if my name was Ranjeet and I ate my own shit they’d let me in straight away fucking hate this world
Christianity, as Revilo P. Oliver points out, was a mob revolution against Aristocratic Epicureanism. If you want to overthrow the revolution, then return to Epicureanism, i.e. the observance of causal reality. In Epicureanism, there most certainly is a difference between Jew and Gentile, between male and female. In Aristocratic Epicureanism, the first are always first and the last are always last. In Aristocratic Epicureanism, the Xenos is not someone to be welcomed, but an enemy invader to be countered. Aristocratic Epicureanism is basically an opposite ethic to that of the sermon on the mount. If you want Europe to return to its former greatness, then re-embrace what Revilo P. Oliver calls the true white western philosophy: Aristocratic Epicureanism.
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>>215156375
>>215156375Your basement below sewerfloodlines? You might qualify for poophell
>>215156402Be gone satanic freK
>>215156357
drumpf thinks paracetemol causes autism omds
>>215156463Americans cause autism because they are retarded lol
>>215156472pmsl
>>215156463grow up spaki
>>215154414Wish that was Rubes
>>215156456Boat people were never the problem anyway. Just pushed to distract boomers and fucking idiots from the real issue which is legal immigration, legal immigration is the reason why white people are minorities in certain parts of the UK not boat people. Not that I care anyway.
^3^
>>215156553What are you on about? ILR is used by anyone. White Europeans, Americans, Canadians, Australians etc.What happens when removing all those people doesn't magically regenerate the high street or make landlords lower your rent?
ace big bliporpelagic bib
>>215156584Shut up you faggot before you get a smack
>>215156553The issue is our aging demographic and people not having enough kids. On our current trajectory, without migration you'll have 2 working people supporting every pensioners, it's totally unsustainable.The boomer demographic completely fucking ruined this country, I hate them all and wish we'd let them all die during COVID. They continue to suck wealth out of the country and clog up the NHS and our roads. They're like the cholesterol of society and any sane doctor will always tell you to keep your cholesterol low
not reading any posts with more than 5 words
>>215156665Would include your own then
The pubes of Rubes
>>2151566656 words are 2 many 4 you eh?
>>215156665Go fuck yourself Aussie cunt.
enjoying a toasty morning
>>215156687The eyes of a sexual deviant.
>>215156651you will be in their shoes one day you wouldn’t want to be left to die by the country you worked all your life and paid taxes for would you
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>>215156651Well it will never get better then. Things are too expensive and wages are too low, young people don’t feel like they can afford children so they simply won’t have them, unfortunately this isn’t sub Saharan Africa where women shit out 12 kids despite not having access to safe water.
>>215156730Wouldn't give a fuck, I've got kids, id rather die if it meant I wasn't a burden to them or society. More people should take this mentality instead of clinging to a shit quality of life when you've already been alive for 70-80 years
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>reacts to you goofing off on a construction site
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
this thread is unusable
Ah yes you see he simply forgot to pay
>>215156900if you’re brought up in a high-trust society this is how’d you rationalise it
Labour messaging that Farage is coming for your neighbours and I’m saying “look, if you had my neighbours, you’d see why that’s a good thing”. I live in a very vibrant area
fuuuuuuck the handle on my bedroom windows just fucking snapped off
>>215156887my senses are tingling
>>215156942isn’t that just codeword for “i live in a wealthy area”?
>>215156986Oh no he's definitely one of the tribe.
>>215156687sounds like an ingredient for an elixir that boosts intelligence
>>215156959It’s always something with you. Why can’t you just live normally without breaking things? Everyone else seems to manage. What is it with you? Why can’t you look after things when everyone else can?
Remembering how horrible me and my mates were. We used to walk past the old people’s houses on our way to school and steal the glass milk bottles the milkman had left by their front doors and smash them in the road. Don’t know why we even did it
>>215156990No, vibrant means be careful with your phone, don’t make eye contact
>>215156982looks like indian hirishomoot
what else can I use these for?
>>215157005Sorry for disappointing you
>>215154851>boogersFOY
>>215157035decorating your penis
Morning my croties x
https://x.com/10DowningStreet/status/1970135928912900481the jews are NOT happy with our keir
>>215157020ah, i see my mistake
>>215157011It’s youth innitI remember reading something about a guy who smashed up a radio when he was young, and didn’t know why. This magical thing that had taken millennia to create following scientific discovery and he just wanted to smash it in that instant. Maturity is not wanting to destroy or take what others have built or created but to to create things of your own to leave for the world to enjoy
>>215156456This image doesn't make sense because it implies it would be self sabotage to deport those people
>>215157057Will be awkward for him down the synagogue on Friday
surely after some point being socially awkward becomes attractive to women
actually jokes there’s people out who like thatcher lmaooooo
>>215156850PC Biomass reporting for duty
Love are Emma, I can't imagine anything disgusting coming from her body.
My dad would do something like this
>>215157113morning genalphalad
London in the 90s hits so hard
>>215157144Zoomer but yh
>>215157163time to grow up
Imagine going to work to this every day instead of having to log on to see another email asking if I’ve done this months diversity training
just been for my run toillovely cold morning for ityou have been out of your stinky room already, havent (you) anon?
>>215157174How am I not grown up
smile oh so handsome
>>215157192no I've just had an anime wank
Wait a sec James Rolfe and Mike Matei are friends again.
>>215157185don’t think 90’s finance people are any better than today’s finance people mate
>>215157228Meant to end that with a question mark.
>>215157200look, you might be a 'zoomer' but you're still a balding man in his mid-twenties, your days of more than one o on your lmaos are over
>>215156548>>215156687Get Ruby on StrapLez and Tushy Raw
>you might be a 'zoomer' but you're still a balding man in his mid-twenties...ktim :/
your favourite "video game" streamer is a man
mad that people on here discuss british politics when it's literally already over
dunno why bro had to do me like that just for saying lmao
>>215157275was there last week
>>215157147>>215157225You can still dress up in a suit and have pints in London today you grotty little incel
>>215153477who
>>215157275State of them fucking roads man
this is insane my new WiFi which is 900 speed is somehow worse than my old 25 speed WiFi. Takes me forever to refresh websites and load YouTube videos or tweets
good morning :D
>>215157328Everyone used to be in suits and pints were a pound. Also nobody staring at their phone
>>215157364Alright unc
mad how people are already putting the heating on
nothing like bubbling timebomb of explosive diarrhea to get you out of bed on a cold autumn morning
Exterminationist National Socialist is the worldview of tomorrow.
oh no no no nodon’t do it shaq
>>215157390not that mad is itGetting down to 8°C at night
>>215157390I’ve got my AC on still.
>>215157416not enough togs in your duvet
Any sex with Emma Watson man in?
need a poo
>>215157465Alri Emma
>>215157364Literally everyone is still in suits if you go to the cityEver heard of inflation? Plenty of people not looking at their phone todayGo outside
>one chance at life>not born as lain>not even close
just took an arrow to the knee
>>215157049hmm I don't think daddy wants me to stick them to his penisbut one time I painted his toenails while he was taking a napit was funny when he woke up and noticed
shut-in man like me has to go out todaygonna be a rough one
gaping arsehole
>>215157476>Literally everyone is still in suits if you go to the cityDemonstrably untrue.
>>215157511What for
whats a demon's trably?
>>215153637Looks like you have a bloody Christmas wreath on your door in September
>>215157423Don't walk around the house in a duvet personally
>>215157518eye testwhich means im going to have somebody right close to my face too...
>>215157527He never takes it down
>>215157529second pair of socks pronto
>>215157570*flicks the heating on*
poo update: now pooing
>Exclusive: China buys Argentine soybeans after tax drop, leaving US farmers sidelined
>>215157575alri richie rich
bad day to be a soybean
>>215153424Fucking traitor scum. Enabling illegals to live here so you can have your slop. Die.
wish i could just get drunk all day with no negative repurcussions
My heating will be coming on in a mere 5 minutesHeating up chez incel to a cushty 20c
feeling like being unhealthy today do i get alcohol or kfc?decisions decisions
>>215157598he has you seething at 8am youve been done
>>215157599Good man
>>215157516>>215157476plenty of the pubs packed on thursday and friday in the city as well
>heating in septemberit is a balmy autumn day put a jumper on you fanny
>>215157599its not even coldgot my window wide open
mental how the sex clinic stopped giving out free jonnies and morning after pills to anyone over 21, whats the point in that then
it's funny how similar the phrases black lives matter and brown biomass are
>neetmongs seething that rich wfhtoilers are getting warm and comfyShiver on, dole freaks
>>215157630no ones having sex mate
getting the fireplace lit with all the sticks i found this year
>>215157637I’m actually a neet (I don’t claim anything) but I say I WFH when anyone on here asks
just bought my train ticket and it hasnt appeared in the appthose bastards have just stolen 12 quid from me
>>215157516Seriously have you ever been to the financial district after work?
was going to buy my gf a train ticket down to me but it was £150 so i stuck her on the coach instead
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clylxpjdx8woANOTHER report about African and Indian "care workers" abusing the elderly
>>215157619No
tyrone's out slinging his willy into your future wife and you're watching videos about politics
I took a laxative earlier. Gotta keep reminding myself not to fart in bed.
>>215157678With all the Africans and Indians, that was nice of you
monster munch for breakfast
Wish the renters rights bill went further
my mum was crying this morning because she brought my older brother a personalised key chain but he doesn’t want to use it
if you need to take laxatives theres summat seriously wrong with you
>>215157741He really is a complete mong.
>>215157742women are evil and foolish, hell awaits them
chocka on the m25 this morning
>>215157743Yeah, it’s called constipation.
>>215157758I thought my brother was the evil one she was just trying to be nice
>>215157743Wow really??
decided to be healthy and make a spinach risotto
would love some porridge but hate having to wash the pot and bowl immediately afterwards before it turns into cement
>>215157775theres a reason why to be a mothers boy is a bad thing. shes trying to ensure that he will never have sex or attract a woman so he depends on her forever
>>215157821Ktim but with eggs made in the microwave
>>215157829Not sure that’s true mate
>>215157842>>215157842>>215157842
>>215157832*rapes your little quivering arse*
Benefits coming in soon, getting a comfy 2 and a half grand in, taxpayer's dime. Cheers
>>215157834It absolutely is>t. khv at 37
here come dat boi
>>215157250cor used to love straplez whyd they pack it in
