Prev >>215153958Martian crater edition
when will canada become the 51st state
I lost my sight I make my little brother write all of my posts
India.
Im thinking anime
>>215155048is she hot?
Aim down sights is a bad mechanic for first person shooters
Back from work.
>>215155065it wasnt it was extremely popular
a fifth plane has hit the tower
>>215155066Trump can buy Canada to make it happen. $500 Trillion to be distributed evenly by all Canadian citizens. Take it or leave it.
>>215155066It would join as 13 states, numb nuts.It's also not gonna join, since we invaded them twice and they stomped us both times.
>>215155052Cock and balllsss
>>215155064>>215155072i stopped going to her after my EAP ran out. haven't been to therapy since.
Was about to make a mean-spirited comment towards a fellow anon but decided against it. No more. No evil or mocking words out of my mouth or typed out
women are truly evil
Alberta supports the Democratic Party
LOLhttps://youtube.com/shorts/7tdqihD9clU
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>>215155044No I don't use doordash or delivery Idk maybe not thousands maybe like $800-1000 idk Id need to calculate Avg weekly grocery trip is like $60, but then in-between I get lots of snacks and slop from convenience stores and fast food Id wager I spend like maybe $150-200 a week >>215155040No, i workout frequently. On top of physically demanding job If anything it feels still like I don't eat enough, but I can't afford to keep this up
1 like = 1 prayer for god to strike him down
>>215155073
>>215155112thats why i made myself gay
might rewatch One Punch Man s1. haven't seen it in a decade and hearing the soundtrack i'm reminded of how good it is.
I’m not good at “adulting.” I do not have my shit together at all.
>>215155148Same
>>215155148everyone's just figuring it out as they go. you'll get better, just keep trying. never give up.
>>215155148Back in the day we just called that loser,and that was that
>>215155148Mood
They took this from you
90% of boomers are losers who just got lucky, let's be honest.
Sex, never had it
>>215155073dats bangladesh saars
currently kneading my ballsack like fresh maple taffy, it's a bit itchy tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kZ2f-EjlaY
A week of nofap done
>>215155153I have shitty self-esteem so it’s hard to feel confident. But I will keep trying. I have no other choice. >>215155155Fair assessment of my adulthood thus far. >>215155151>>215155156<3
God of War has good music
Your Dole Dippers, Schizo
Now you're just somebody that I use to know...
>>215155159This decision retroactively invalidated the citizenships of Hindoos already in the country too
elbows swaging trunk banging peace to the Canadians selling cocaine
>>215155182same except i fapped almost every day
Drinking vodka and root beer
>>215155209onlyfaps
Tom Macdonald is a cringe wigger
>>215155216nice i finished a monster with vodka just now
chat is this real
Need a girl to straighten out the kinks in my back with her heels
https://youtu.be/nlcIKh6sBtcthread theme
what is the best thing to get at mcdonalds
>>215155243gay
>>215155230Caffeine with alcohol is very bad for you
real thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKL3TceSxvk`
>>215155243sick of this song
Just had some McDonalds
>>215155245Junior chicken
It all went down hill when we started letting the sudacas in
>>215155252Spanish or Irish coffee is the shit.
https://youtu.be/ewRjZoRtu0YSIR PLEASE I AM INDIAN
>>215155252Sucks, I love Jaegerbombs
>>215155252citation needed
You ever try one of those THC drinks
I use my genitals on gentiles
drinking milk
>>215155261Bruh...
>>215155268I haven’t, but I’d assume it’s just like an edible.
>>215155268I had some sort of weed soda, yeahGave me a nice high
>>215155268They're okay I guess the strength varies by manufacture. My local brewery makes one
>>215155261Gross
>>215155261I would fuck her, but I wouldn't make her my gf
>>215155262have you ever tried one of these bastards
>>215155290
>>215155297No looks terrible
the catalog is so shitthank god for my /cum/ frens
>>215155261black guys be like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SHE GOT A WHOOOOOOTYYY AWOOOOOGGGGAAAA!!!
Watching dogshit schizophrenic political slop on YouTube (ironically)
>>215155304
>>215155301I think you can have it without the egg. I think then it looks pretty good
>>215155305https://youtu.be/FPoKiGQzbSQ?si=_mLE2oiiKr27R0H8
is weed addictive?
>>215155323Very
>>215155323No bro it’s just a plant
>>215155323Yes. Anybody who tells you otherwise is a retard
>>215155323only if you're weak minded
>>215155314For me it's lolcow documentarians
>>215155323Marijuana is very psychologically addictive, but not very physically addictive.
>>215155323not like herion but in the same way you can be addicted to porn
>>215155323about as much as any vice, if you get addicted to porn or video games you'll probably get attached to weed. But even if you do withdraw doesnt hurt you it just feels boring and makes you angry.
>Well, all those people, they think they got it made>But I wouldn't buy, sell, borrow, or trade>Anything I have to be like one of them>I'd rather start all over again
>>215155333Which most people are....
I think India is pretty neat and I don't care if reddit and the CIA want me to hate it.
>>215155321DISGUSTING NEGRO DYKE
>>215155334The shit I’m currently watching is Canadian Qtard crap (how does that still exist in current year?), so it’s basically in the lolcow realm
>Weed isn't addictive. I only need it to talk to people, do basic life functions, work, be happy but yeah I'm not addicted
>>215155323It’s absolutely very addictive if you are using it to self-medicate or run from problems in your own mind. But I also think many people are able to keep it in moderation, so it doesn’t become a problem.
how much does weed cost per month
>>215155347I like India and hinduism because they're pagan tbqh. Very beautiful religion and culture unironically.
>>215155348You smell of curry and should go back to India
>>215155347Alri visajeet
weed heads love their weed so much its unreal
>>215155347>>215155377100k
>>215155335it causes brain fog which is a symptom of physical addiction
>>215155347You get no love from us here.
>>215155376It depends on a lot of things, mostly where you are/are buying from and how much you smoke. Some people can make a few grams last weeks and some people can go through an ounce in a week.
skibidi toilet india
>>215155261Id fuck it for the sheer sense of favstian adventure Like moby dick spearing the whale
>>215155391no clue what that means
I was always told that weed is this harmless thing that is non-addictive etc but it actually causes brain damage in the form of slurred speech and memory issue
>>215155404lol what a cutie
>>215155393In a relative sense, marijuana is not as physically addictive as something like alcohol or heroin. I didn’t mean to suggest there’s no physical addiction at all.
>>215155404what are the things behind the fish? look like radio antennae
>>215155412
momberg agreed to pick up my pants at kohls hell yeah
>>215155420good post
If it weren't for 4chan we could each blossom into genuine schizos and weirdos,
>>215155428
>>215155426Hmm
I was at a tennis game and behind me this asian-american woman was talking to one of her friends about an asian man who approached her on the subway because he was new to the city and was looking for friends. She explained that she initially thought he was hitting on her and got the ick because he looked dorky, not wealthy, and wasn't particularly attractive. She then noticed he was genuinely looking for friends because he was a 1st gen immigrant fresh off the boat. That conversation I overheard changed my mind on women and america. America ruins these women and pumps them with a ton of ego. They're so far up their ass that this asian women literally looked down on this asian guy (they were from the same country btw) just because he was being social and she's stuck up
How would /cum/ react if I put a gun up to your head and told you to get your freak on or ill end your miserable life once and for all
>>215155433lil goofball
>>215155422
>>215155423I'm listening to Mike as you post that
>>215155280Love this>>215155423Lol
>>215155445latter
>>215155443Thats how chinese women act in china too bro, they are the biggest gold diggers on earth
>>215155445you already know, most would take the bullet
look guys i'm cute too
>>215155451
>>215155461>>215155465
>>215155468kek
>>215155443Idk, cold approaching random strangers on public transit is a risky play if you’re not very charismatic
>>215155471>>215155474based piggers
>>215155451that could be us. I could be feeding you cut up butter tarts like that
>>215155503 I prefer >>215155501 <3
bedtime for me gn /cum/socks
alright one more.
>>215155521gns-tier poster
didn't sleep well last night. hopefully tonight is different.
>>215155404>////<
>>215155542give him his blankie back you monster
cop or nah
>>215155543im gonna keep you up all night boy as soon as you close your eyes im gonna be twisting your nipples
>>215155560
>>215155570why is that camel on a zipline
tomorrow is going to be different
>>215155578Why not
>>215155582Good luck
Last night I had a dream I could suck my own dick and had a wet dream. 100% serious, I don't even get wet dreams. does this make me gay?
>>215155602it was your dad sucking on your cock while you were sleeping
>>215155584camels aren't usually supposed to do that
>>215155612kek
>>215155597thanks
You’re a real creeper
>>215155614Some camels don't fit the mold society makes for them
Love all the cute animal posts. You boys have made me smile :)
any quasimodocels here? straight up mutant looking incels?
>>215155647**raises hand**
Just work hard and have integrity.
>>215155645Alright now give up that pussy
>>215155647*raises tentacle*
>>215155635I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our dixie
>>215155665Ain’t got one. I’ve got a wanger and testes.
>>215155657Sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of my DAD SUCKING MY DICK
>>215155672i hate this album
Not planning on attending the upcoming /cum/ Diddy freak off
>>215155686uhh but you bought the baby oil right...
>>215155684Stoner metal is kind of cringe, yeah
Somebody sleeping in my bed, messing with my head
>>215155602I had a wet dream without the dream last night.
>>215155703erm that's not supposed to happen
I suspect the Kabbalah contains some secret code to the universe.Not Jewish and don't have any proof. But it seems like something keeps suggesting it to me. I don't even search it out. It just pops up out of nowhere
>Now this man acquired a field with the price of his wickedness, and falling headlong, he burst open in the middle and all his intestines gushed out.i didn't realize judas exploded. bizarre
Fuck I'm drunk
>>215155722Are you illiterate? It's saying he jumped to his death
>>215155732reddit tier
>>215155725that and industrialization
>>215155052who put his dick on the moon
>>215155743Middle looks just like the girl who friendzoned me a few weeks ago
>>215155736did the field have an extremely tall tower or cliff?
>>215155761>friendzoned methats not real
hey, something for canada to look forward to: special olympics medals!
>>215155733my sister in christ it is monday
>>215155740
>>215155772How is it not real
>>215155784I have Monday and Tuesday off for now
asian women are the get out of jail free card for people like me
>>215155778google fraud in the special olympics
this is officially real nigga hours
spinster come home...
>>215155820Not for another 2.5 hours
>>215155765It says "falling head long". The text is clear, and the field acquired means his burial fieldYou've posted this before though idk why you'd repeat this post
>>215155816that can't be real...there's NO WAY they're defrauding the special olympics lmao...
>>215155834>picWe don't want to see that shit bruh
apparently a fuckton of midwest farmland is owned by bill gates so that's cool
Oh by the way, skewango
Normies can't recognize patterns, not even basic onesThey're subsumed in the patterns and can't see them from outside, or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sidFMvfxW3M
thinkin' about 67
thinking 69ing with your dad and grandpa
>>215155846the "burst open in the middle" is very clear though
Shit thread
>>215155897Yeah that can happen from a high enough fall
aint no sunshine when she's gone
didnt have a bad day at work
>>215155833Rats taste a little bit like bacon. Only thing wrong here is they weren't cleaned first.
sipping straight vodka mmm yummy
HEY NATIONALIST CHRISTKEKS, how do you reconcile those two positions given the actions of your religion
>>215155931nigga its monday
>>215155909weirdest hanging i ever heard of
>>215155943Life is rough in Mexico, let the man have his booze
>>215155943i'm a neet
>>215155954Does MexiKKKo have good welfare?
>>215155940>religion is a monolithwait till nigga finds out none of it is real
>>215155940many heads of those "catholic" organizations are yids
I thought mehicans drank tequila
>>215155956#idk #lol
>>215155958>Christianity is actually run by Jews, not ChristiansWILD chud cope!
>>215155950Weirdest troll post why are you pretending to be retarded?
They call me The Hunter
>>215155979evangelicals have israels cock so far down their throat they can tickle the ballsack with their stomach acid
>>215156004My nickname in middle school was "Swiss Cheese"I don't even remember why
mexican boi butts smell like cilantro
I denounce YahwehI denounce AbrahamI denounce MosesI denounce Jesus of NazarethI denounce Saul of TarsusI denounce MohammadI denounce Joseph SmithI denounce Vishnu
>>215156024Fuck OFF
>>215156031>Lukashenko pushed to the backWhat a cuck
jason is really desperate for attention today
BelarusMoldovaThese countries have no business existing
>>215156015Did you go to Columbine by any change
What's with this guy posting child laborers? I've noticed these posts in prior cum threads idgi it's weird
someone showed my dad that meme with the strawberry and all day he was harrassing the whole family by starting conversations and suddenly interrupting with variations of "hold it right there this is a stroberry" he even got my sisters little plush strawberry character to use as a propim 23 and i think i might want to die soon
>>215156071I think she's a communist, using she/her (but if those aren't your pronouns and you're reading this reply to me and I legitimately will use your preferred pronouns). She posted a trans meme with her anti religion post last thread and this thread it's communist leaders so I assume it's an anti capitalist thing.
>>215155996The traditional story is that Judas hanged himself
>>215156050yeah but his shit is stale we've seen it a thousand times
airfried some potstickers
>>215156090I'm not aware of that meme with the strawberry, but I have this meme with a strawberry
how do we deport desis out of this nation sick and tired of seeing them
>>215156071he posted pizza yesterday. also spammed the same images in /brit/
>>215156035t. stinky american butt boi
>>215156148this is why I refuse to invest
>>215156131Weird
>>215155073>>215155173>dats bangladesh saars it is tho. indian trains are electrified so u cant sit on top
I’m all wrong on the inside LOL
>>215156148use an fdic insured bank account, problem solved
H-hewwo?
2020 was 6 years...>>215156194same hahw
>>215156182You're racially identical, pakijeet.
Which should I tackle first
>>215156211we'll be dead soon, it has to be this way. we must die so the earth can live.
>>215156179lies. all lies.
The zeitgeist of the era is so depressing. Sucks having your one life be when everything is getting worse and everyone is miserable, shitty, low trust, and has a mercenary transactional attitude towards life.Stark contrast to the previous age of technological optimism when were going to be living on colonies in space at any moment.
>>215156222don't be racist it's unbecoming of you. You're so sweet, don't make yourself ugly.
>>215156223translate please
I was watching some old Simpsons episodes at night and in 1991 a woman was considered "wealthy" because she died with $100,000, a small fortune the city fought over. Perhaps equivalent to $1 million today.
>>215156223Vanilla
>>215156240i think it's pretty cool like warhammer 40k sort of vibes
>don't be racist it's unbecoming of you. You're so sweet, don't make yourself ugly.
>>215156246I'm not racist. I love Asian women.
>>215156223dulce de leche, that looks good
I be on my suit and tie shit type shit
You're a villain in some people's story, and in others, a hero.
>>215156279>dulce de leche¿Eres Mexicano, cierto?
>>215156301don't you be racist either, this is just taking turns stabbing each other everybody walks away worse off.
>>215156290
>>215156310im a villain in everyone's story
>>215156268Not really, people were happier and less mentally ill in Britain during WW2 when they all had a common cause and goal to work towards collectively. Actually experiencing direct violence, and destruction was obviously not fun, but human beings, and any social animal really are very good about banding together and forming bonds to counter external threats. War is a communal ritual really, and that strengthens social relationships within the in-group. Not a healthy way of going about it, but it exists.
>>215156301Isn't "anime and hentai" redundant? Hentai is a subset of anime.
>>215156310Can't imagine being a villain in anyone's storyI'm as inoffensive as it gets
>>215156223vanilla but what is it, pudding?
>>215156222 thats what i say when i see white people cry about jews. youre all the same to me.
>>215156330thats like saying porn and film are redundant
I'm not a monogamycuck.I will marry an Asian girl, a White girl, and a White femboy.
>>215156342do the hindu gods actually bless you when you offer to them? like are you really divinely rewarded?
>>215156343who tf says "i watch film"
I'm an incel.I will marry no one, ever.
>I will marry an Asian girl, a White girl, and a White femboy.
>>215156363Does your province have common law marriage though? Marriage could happen without you realizing it
>>215156361you managed to miss the point entirely, congratulations
>>215156249>>215156333It's a glazed curd bar (that's how translator calls it) and idk how to explain
>>215156398looks almost like marzipan
>>215156209qualche italiano qui?
>>215156398just say ice cream you dolt
>>215156313Everybody knows and loves dulce de leche anon
>>215156310I think I'm more neutral. I don't really actively harm anyone but neither do I really connect with anyone andi think nothing of just completely disappearing from people's lives
god dammit I got off work maybe an hour and a half ago and I already have to start getting ready for bed to open tomorrowI hate my boss
>>215156433It's not ice cream though
>>215156440at least you have a job =)
>>215156450cheers dimwit
>>215156240The landscape is just post ideological. Ideology is kinda dead, so there's no real great movements
>>215156455
>>215156464What will you do
I will never surrender to capital.
>>215156473nothing, of course
russians be glazing they cheese
>>215156360 no thats the whole point of dharma, to live with a personal sense of virtue
>>215156473tell me how it tastes
>>215156381That image but unironically Men are meant to be psychotic and deranged it's natural
>>215156500What the hell is this picture, looks like something out of silent hill
>>215156519New
>>215156492That's gay, if you pray to the real God you could get a girlfriend and a Mercedes
>>215156492Very interesting, thank you for the reply. >>215156526the christian god doesn't really answer prayers often either
>>215156597Yes He does
>>215156597 try reading vedas if you'd like, more philossphical than religious >>215156526 i got enough wine
ERROR YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF RULE 1 OF CUM - DO NOT REPLY TO INDIANS
>>215156709Maybe someday, it's a very beautiful religion. >>215156715I like indians
>>215156398the surface looks like it has some condensation. do you have to keep it cold? I have autism. survey that
