maurice gibb and lulu wedding
>>215162338What podcast?
turns out I blush whenever I have sexy thoughts in the company of othersnot good
the rąpeď edition
>live podcastisn't the whole appeal to listen in your car or doing something else?
Irish diaspora marrying Indo-Guyanesians looool
>>215162368joe rogan
>>215162312I reckon actually that's something you didimpersonating someone else on a vpn that is
>>215162374blushing in the company of others is a good thing because it shows you care about them, and about the feelings of people
>>215162386heatherhomo why do you hate the irish so much when you do the same thing you accuse them of every day
this thread has a good smell to it. I reckon it will be a good one.
>asylum seeker>Only 12 months in our prisons on OUR dime for raping a childGenuinely leftypol, why the fuck aren't we deporting this cunt immediately? I'll pay his plane ticket
hopelessly addicted to alcohol cannot imagine a night without it
>>215162374it's very good
>>215162422pure projectionnever used a vpn and never paid to use this website most i will do is ban evade on mobile and even that's too tedious
Someone did something to me which means it could never happen to others.Whenever I make a nonce post it's someone else pretending to be me. Let me accuse others of being a nonce based on exactly the same evidence.The DTFIC cries out in pain as he strikes you.
The whole mindraped crew is in today
dtfic and heathermong are 2 sides of the same mong
>>215162458there are alternativeskratom, cannabis, kava, ketamine, l-theanineget creative
nonce meltdown
>>215162455>Kebatu’s defence barrister, Molly Dyas, said the defendant’s “firm wish is to be deported as soon as possible", as he has been suffering with his mental health.lmao
dogs got diarrhoea again
>>215162455let me guess, a fabian society judge?
>>215162492Is he Irish, by any chance?
>>215162492painting the walls is he?
>>215162460rightand so you think people were impersonating youand you believe that you can tell exactly who is making any post on an anonymous image boardyou realize how nutty this all sounds don't you?I mean if someone is supposedly impersonating you on a vpn or people are mistaking other's posts for yours how can you not see that you could also be mistaken or duped?
>>215162458Used to drink every day before I got on prozac. Now even one beer makes me sick.
it's actually mental how badly i mindraped heatherpaedo that he was nonce posting ages ago on the botnet and is trying to remind us like everyone didn't know it was him loljust end your sad mistake of a life already man fucks sake
>>215162428it's nothing to do with me caring about people, it's me getting visibly embarrassed because I had sexual thoughts. It's ruining what little self esteem I had
gonna convince mum to stop talking Tylenol
>>215162458I didn't have any last night. it was shit.
>>215162539you're embarrassed because you care
>>215162467lol I think he just has trouble with logic
>Mam, I've got some news for ya>Oh, what is it, darlin'? You're not in trouble again, are ya?>No, Mam. I'm gettin' married!>Married? Well, bless my soul! To whom, may I ask? Is it that lovely Siobhan from down the road?>No, Mam. It's to Priya, an Indo-Guyanese woman>Indo-Guyanese, you say? Well, isn't that just grand! I bet her cooking is somethin' fierce!
Given the chance I think we'd all batter dtfic
rorkes mumsy... talking to pills again!
>>215162539people find blushing attractive
can't believe he's gone
>>215162583got him filtered me dunno why you lot bother with him
>tylenol
>>215162535you are a retardpeople say random posts with leafs on them are this dtifc character all the time it's not that complicated
>>215162591is he actually? quite liked when he popped up on my youtube shorts
All the Irish diaspora lads at my school ended up marrying foreign women
>>215162555care about what? Say a busty colleague in a low cut top reached down in front of me and I went bright red because I got a full eyeful of her tits, how is that showing I care?
>>215162599i don't get it, is it because you can't order more than 3 at the chemists without them thinking you're trying to kill yourself?
>>215162583id batter you and make you cry like your stepdad did
Can't believe yanks only know paracetamol as a brand name
>>215162620no tylenol is the yank term
Y'all mind if I do a little Pittsburgh posting? Something about that city just has incredible /soul/ Credit to random Redditor for taking the pics.
I just got a new job
>>215162565ahaha great stuff
Just mentally dominated him and that's the best he could come back with lol
>>215162492reminds me of a time years ago when the family dogberg utterly ruined christmas because she shat diarrhoea all over the fancy curtains of an Airbnb and we had to spend all afternoon trying to clean it off kek
>>215162607oh I seeyou're just trollingok then
really need to eat more fibre every time i poo and go to wipe its like a slip n slide
>>2151626395 syllables are too much for them
>>215162587maybe some girls might find it cute but right now it's a source of ridicule and I hate it
>>215162648this is where you need to be living as a mid 20s
>>215162648
>>215162639Paracetamol is also a brand name, idiot
>>215162611That's an interesting observation
>>215162617it shows you value their opinion and are a more honest person, and emotionally sensitive.speakers who blush when giving presentations are generally more liked and trusted
>People say Tylenol when they mean paracetamol, Tylenol is a brand name
>>215162648>>215162688
>>215162639paracetamol is a brand name for acetaminophen
>>215162648>>215162688>>215162722What are you doing up there, fella?
>paracetamol dreams
Me? Ibuprofen.
>>215162648>>215162688>>215162722>>215162751
>>215162690No it isn't
>>215162728attractive women who haven't obliterated their eyebrows are literally non-existent, it's a fucking travesty.
>>215162764i know this chud looking mf guy did not have powers
>>215162703I'm not sure how my brain going "phwoaar look at those chebs" shows I value opinions but whatever
>>215162782gives me awful side effects had to stop taking it and switch to acetaminophen aspirin and caffeine for cramps
>>215162667ok retard stay r-a-p-3-d
Autism diagnoses are on a massive rise but DO NOT SPECULATE ON THE CAUSE it is completely natural
>>215162794well it should be
>>215162607Suspiciously dtfic shaped post this
>>215162802there's a new girl at toil who is a top qt but she's got the same painted on eyebrows and it looks so bad, it's a real shame
no you mongs paracetamol is not a brand name
rorke sucking off bare lads for a line of magnesium
>>215162813do you blush when you see picture of a big pair of boobs in a private space?blushing is a social behaviour
>>215162730
>>215162846yankbrained mong
>>215162536Are things better now? How do you sleep?
>>215162846donald trump son is autism because donald trump old ballsdonald trump doesn't want blame for old balls blame for autism donald trump doesn't want people to think about his old balls and blame him so he blames random medicine shifts attention to that and to his wife
Autism diagnoses are on a massive rise so speculate wildly and just announced your best guess as to the solution
when trump talks, /brit/ listens
>>215162878good film this
rorke pronouncing it as parasetamol
>>215162893just another side effect of a good old fashioned DTFIC mindraping
>>215162893More autistic people are becoming doctors, and are able to recognise the symptoms better.
>>215162878thought it was rick moranis in the thumbnail
>>215162917*nervous*are-are you not supposed to?
>>215162853how about this shape?8====D
>>215162912It's box office honestly, I learnt all about the Aberbaijan vs Albania war.
>>2151628561000 years ago, now nameless chuds fought a hopeless war to liberate the brows of women from their own neuroses. Now all just fingerprints on an abandoned handrail.
parakeet 'em all
>>215162874It's happening in the UK too you mong
>>215162893>Autism diagnoses are on a massive riseBecause people are convinced there must be an explanation as to why they are weird little cunts instead of just having personality quirks
Feeling a bit peckish, might pop a Bighams in for my lunch. Got chicken korma and meatballs al forno, trying to decide which I fancy
>>215162936>ascii art of a childs penisdon't know how the mounties haven't picked you up yet
>>215162980looks more like a mars bar to me
Boris Johnson
>>215162946dont know anything about that i dont
>>215162969well it's true that the vast majority of "autism" diagnoses now are horse shit but there has still been a rise in cases of actual autism
In Italy it's pronounced paracheetamolo bet you didn't know that
>>215162648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw
>>215162857yea it is mongo
>>215163010italian people are so wacky
>>215163010in italy they live with their parents until theyre 35 years old and cry genuine tears if you drink coffee with milk after 12pm
used to think "rosetta stone" was the name of the woman who ran the language learning company back when the adverts used to come on
>>215163023what company owns it then
>>215163029settle down rorke don’t start on the Italians now
>>215163016>The /brit/ knows obscure American football references I like you x
>>215163035my mrs used to think until recently that Claire Voyant was one woman
>>215163029This is also true
>>215162969make this man head psychiatrist of the world
>>215163049>fajita patelbloody hell
>>215163039why should i know
>>215162876Slightly, I'm only on 20mg so the effects aren't too strong. I guess I feel somewhat better overall, less depressed and more relaxed. I do feel like the stress of work doesn't get to me nearly as much as before.Sleep has consequently improved and not drinking helps as well. I feel a bit more tired during the day however, feels like I can barely stay awake between 10am and 4pm, it gets better later on in the day.Thank you for reading my blog, don't forget to rate 5 stars.
>>215163049Rorke and Yaxley-Lennon will love her as long as she’s a civic nationalist and wears an England shirt during the World Cup
>>215163054Mystic Meg's bitter rival
>>215163054screamingsomeone back in high school thought when someone was in the TA it meant they were in "The Army"
>>215163064>asked mong a question expecting an informative answerjoke's on me
Saw a bloke from my school days in the shop, he said "Alright", I said the same and went on with my shopping then he just stands there smirking at me - felt like saying am I that fucking interesting? But I just ignored it. Weird cunt
When I Trump, /brit/ sniffs
>>215163061If she was afro-mexican you could call her black bean fajita
>>215163088why would i know that mate im not a medicine doctor anyways your wrong
Did your mum ever give your Paracetamol as a kid? Yeah she's fed you autism lad.
So it turns out Elon Musk got nonced by his dad
>>215162980it's small but it's not a child's
Irish diaspora's crush is a black woman with some Indo genes as wellThey have similar temperaments and intelligence, you see
>>215163035>>215163054*giggling*
>>215163132and his mum took paracetemol
>>215163140i say this
>>215163136what does this have to do with british culture you freak mong
>>215163065what do you do at night instead of drink? sit and stare at the walls until you get tired or what
Wish mum had taken paracetamol during my gestation, instead she was on a cocktail of antipsychotics.
>>215163154think she was a heavy drinker to be honest and drank during the first trimester
>>215163151do the voices tell you to do this
im a bit rough this morning boys lets keep the noise down, yeah
An inspiring story for all the FAS mongs out there
>>215163176imagine being in a psychotic state while giving birth (and orgasming)
^_____^
michael FASbender on a mad one
>>215163199the legacy of the Raj lives on
>>215163187I'm so sorry I try to ignore them but I cant
>>215163199is he okay
lol nobody likes polshits
>>215162489>realises he's fucked his chance to ride the gravy train >wants to go homeBut leftypol assured me they were fleeing wars and poverty?
>>215163128its perfectly normal to give children paracetamol and does not cause autismt. doctor
2612 calories148g protein Let’s go baby
Australia niggas really be like "Yo Lachlan head down to the beach cunt it's Christmas day"
Irish diaspora man's wedding to a dench gress with hair like PredatorThe biggest mixed-race group in England is Irish-Jamaican
>>215163234what do they tell you
>>215163259do you have a gf?
How come British people haven't started lynching asylum seekers?Are the British really such a bunch of pussies. It'd be the best way to stop the boats I reckon
>>215163244The only reason he wants to get deported is so he can come back over here
>>215163246one Tylenol = 1 autismt.rump
Michael Fassbender is half Irish and he's known for his love of black womenIrish genes do that to a person
BLOODY MOVE BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAYGET OUT OF THE WAY BLOODYGET OUT OF THE WAY
>>215163244imagine my shock when this post wasn't linking to this one >>215163199
>>215163213That's what happened to me mum, minus the gasming I reckon
>>215163259>hair like PredatorkekI bet he sucks her poo hair ropes
you either die a bastardor live long enough to see yourself become a benchod
pig lie abbr.orbig blip era
Promised my mum I'd hoover the living room but all I've done is eat toast and post here
Goat cityMogs this entire country
>no threads on /pol/ about autism being solvedhmm
Melania took Tylenol when carrying Barron and now Donald wants it banned lol
fun fact: orgasming during active labour is productive and encouraged in holistic birthing circles because oxytocin - the "love hormone" - causes and regulates contractions and is released in buckets during an orgasm
he's heating up
It's all rather a poo dressed up in a uniform, a poo affair of the highest order. The medals and the speeches are just poo poo stuck onto a fundamentally poo situation.The whole endeavour-the political poo, the jingoistic poo, the "glory" of it all-is complete and utter poo. A poo, from start to finish.In short: a poo. A right, royal, pompous poo.
>>215163274>lynches asylum seeker>goes to jail>becomes leftypol's biggest propaganda win ever and uses it to import a billion more browns legally and re-elected in perpetuity>get stabbed in jail by asylum seeker's fourth cousin and diethe ballad of rorke
The bleedin cheek!
alri
>>215163169Playing video games with strangers, reading, a bit of exercise, hobbies...Been trying to learn Russian lately. Got me a book and audio recordings.To be fair I was never a heavy drinker, I would only drink enough to be giddy and relaxed, which was about 1L of beer and a few shots of whiskey. I would still play video games but often fell asleep in my chair. Not drinking means I can enjoy my free time away from toil a bit more.I wouldn't take SSRIs to quit drinking by the way, they can mess you up if you're not already depressed.
>>215163343yeahoccasionally I get bad cramps like labor pains after an orgasm
my aunt married an irish jamaican their kids look a bit weird
>>215163306whites don't use shitskin terms
But Jamaicans already have significant Irish ancestry so that means that Irish-Jamaican is Irish-Irish-Jamaican ipso facto Jamaicans are 100% Irish
>>215163366its not though is it
>>215163328shame about the people
got a remote job this is peng l just sit around in my pants smoking weed while clicking stuff
women shit during childbirthproper monkey stuff
>>215163395I'm stuff
>>215163274What have you done?
Uh oh watch out guys we've got a weed smoker over here.
>>215163405last time you spent 14 hours pushing into your arsehole and didn't shit?
dtfic had a pointthere's some method of obtaining canadian proxies that makes it easy to ban evade and spam so we get blamed a lotit's how the fake lee (who is actually russian) operates
>>215163376so he was half Irish half jamaican or your aunt is Irish diaspora?
>>215163390They are a reason why it’s the goat city
Do you know any trannies irl?
>>215163427thank you
>>215163427bleed
women often poo during childbirth
>>215163430I work with one who is still with her (his?) husband.
>>215163430There's the one that serves me down the bottleo
dtfic has lurid yellow skin
>>215163430yeah several but we don't talk anymore
>>215163428he was half irish half jamaican, my aunt is half welsh half english
a new royal family a wild nobility we are the family
not gay but it's mad how gay my thoughts get after a couple of days without wanking
what ever happened to 190?Is he the one on the Brazilian VPN?
>>215163430I don't know anyone irl
the only real autists are those people who shout incoherently in the street and whose eyes point in different directionsbecky from accounts who says she has autism is lying
>>215163473I've always wondered what it would be like to suck a very veiny willy from flaccid to hard
>>215163430saw one at my job in the 6 month period where I wasn't a neet, clocked him immediately
>>215163480hes the one on the south african vpn
>>215163430there's one at toil on a team I occasionally had to work with but I just avoided ever having to speak to it
Wife grew a beard and now I'm gay married lads
>>215163466do you know if it's his mum or dad who's irish?
>>215163430one at an old job once joined the morning huddle topless and with the camera on
>>215163500mine was a very similar thought was just on a teams call and toilberg was saying how he'd just been out and it was cold and I thought bet his willy is cold wonder what it would be like to suck a cold willy until it got hard and warm
oi mate going bottle-o want any fackin kangeroo piss
>>215163405no need to include us in this
12 months. 12 fucking months.
Never got how people who think autism isn't a disability reconcile what "actual" autistic people are like. If it's on a spectrum and the most annoying, unmanageable retard you could conceive of is on one end and you're on the other I wouldn't be calling it a superpower.
>>215163571you already have been
>>215163529the mum is irish lol
rorke comparing lynx scents with the office ftm
>>215163560nah I had to go servo so stopped at bottle-o on my way back
>>215163579stfu
>>215163571
my autism radar just went bloody haywire
Wouldn't like to be in Hong Kong right now...
"NIGGER" you will not defile Japan!!
there are two FtM troons at my toil, but no MtFsI suspect FtMs are much more likely to work as their 'transition' sees these butch lesbian women really getting stuck into their roleplaying as a man: dress like a man, pretend to be a man, act like a man. And this leads to a sense of adopting a 'just getting on with it' male attitude, taking up employment.
if dtfic was right about everythingwould you apologise?
quick fry up before tonights toil
>>215163610that sounds lovely
The Navy’s first airship—the DN-1—is shown entering her floating hangar at Pensacola, Florida. The DN-1, which flew only three times, was considered a complete failure and contributed little to airship development.
>>215162933I say paraceetamol
going bottle-o via menulog
>>215163619if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike
>>215163649She might've had no wheels, but she was certainly the village bicycle
Just finished lunch and can't be arsed to go back to work so just procrastinating on the internet. Damn
>>215163632would
mad how fucking shite this board is now
>>215163632>Far right spasticBWIDAIM FUH DEH BWIDISssh
get Gregg Wallace, Gino DiCampo, Jay Blades, Jermaine Jenas and all the other cancelled sex wrong 'uns on a road trip show where they visit proper seedy sex places like Amsterdam and southeast Asia etc
>>215163612Wonder if i can hire a mtf cleaner. Bet they'd be cheap and would suck me off.
Just copped thisTbf it actually is like a magnet for dust
>>215163632Must be extremely hurtful being btfo'd by a photo of yourself presented without comment
>>215162455Rorke fitting stereotypes by showcasing his inability to read yet again
>>215163619*were right hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>215163711That's a great idea
It's going TO THE bottle-oGoing TO THE servo
>>215163714most of them don't work, mainly just kick about their mum's house playing dress up in their childhood bedroom and gooning on discord
nth for the baddiedem
on day 2 no wanking it not even difficult 2bh
popping down bottle-oh
>>215163716gonna cop myself mine is too dirty and I'm not washing it
watching LOST again
>>215163723leftypol saying this while still not understanding per capita
>>215163716Microfiber cloth also works really well and it's reusable
>>215163701thanks pol
ee-up trouble at mill
>>215163758It's an opportunity to encourage employment though, something very feminine and submissive.
>>215163761Causes me physical pain every time I see her... Sigh
Apple:Limited quantity, invite you to a sweet sweet melty scent of love apples.It is a red apple scent full of honey.Sweet and sour, cute apples and cassis top notes spread sweet caramelized sweet and fluffy like honey.Freesia and lily give a simple impression, and the last is woody and musk gently and neatly.The pure and cute fragrance that enhances the girl's mood gives me the courage to take a step further.It is a scent of Kyun and the crushing love apple that foretells the beginning of love.
any good documentaries going?
>>215163716this turns completely black after one swipe in rorke's incel cave
>If you take the combined pill or the progestogen-only pill and you are being sick, your contraception may not protect you from pregnancy. Check the pill packet for advice.
>>215163788yeah it's not as though the jannies are letting the shit stay up or anything, let's just put some vague blame on this one board for everything
>>215163761Name? Soox or something right
>>215163761saw her get nutted on and she really looks like a bad shag totally lifeless and boring what a shame anyway thanks for posting pornography for the lads mate x
>>215163830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKta3RPyLIo
Bunch of fuckin soox
>>215163632only male Jews wear that cap tho?
>>215163840OK pol lets do that (because it is true)
>>215163804I'd argue that not working is more feminine than any form of employment since the unemployed are objectively dependent on some Other to maintain their existence.That said, I don't think trannies put that much though into it I think they're just mentally ill and prefer being NEET where they can wallow in isolation and avoid criticism among their peers.
>>215163830The Case Against Breadtube
>>215163830What you feeling, natural, political, historical, technology?
>>215163855that's what her simps like about her for some reason
>>215163870Spastic retard innit
t
>>215163872bit of a retard aint ya?
>>215163855What's her name? Link the video?
>>215163840he is correct though
>>215163844Yh soogs (soogsx)(Bailey)
The True History of England with Rorke
>>215163831Provably untrue as I just used it and it didn't
Shouldn't have had that second coffee. I feel sick and anxious. Vile drink.
>>215163919sorry, they look gross and weird
>>215163919they each look a bit like the girl I saw in Peterborough Tesco once
>>215163892weird>>215163913soogs or something i dunno some russian flag linked a gif thread probably cumshots its not worth watching desu senpai
>>215163912 just admit you're a /pol/ kike and move on
need to give japan a visit before the jeets take over
Think I'm gonna go for it lads. I'm gonna hire an escort to lose my virginity.Knowing my luck something will go wrong but I need to have sex at least once before I die.
>>215163830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vKWk6tc2zY
>>215163955>>215163955>>215163955
>>215163810You'll overcome in time lad x>>215163919Corrr^3
>>215163915he is retardedany problem population could be fixed by the staff if they wanted to, but they let it fester and become board culturefurthermore, desktop posters have remained fairly constant over the decade while phone posters have flown up, and there is no doubt a correlation there>>215163949hello retard
>>215163939I had one earlier didn't want one but in a vain attempt to do a poo at some point today
>>215163920*goes to livestream of rorkey's EUIV playthrough*
>>215163996>>215163996>>215163996
>>215163963>>215164007>2 early news
>>215164038not early in fact