Rosh Hashanah EditionPrevious:>>215172496
Is that today?
we love Jews and women and Brown people in this generalif you don't like it you can get the f*ck out
Mazel tov
>26 yrs oldit’s hard to believe
I walked around a downtown in a Canadian city today. It was actually very clean and nice. Only saw one obvious drug addict. Pretty good!
sexsex with petite latinaswith big boobies
Sex
I'm ready to die anytiem
imma rosh in her until she hashanah.
I love this animalthe Car
>>215180907this pic goes hard
>>215180997Alberta once had a premier that had a program that offered homeless drug addicts free one way bus tickets to British Colombia
Tongue circling the clitJason’s mother is moaning
Can someone who is here on an H1B visa become the president?
>>215180946Brown women, yes
>>215181120the president of India? surethe president of the USA? you have to be a natural born citizen, Ranjesh
>>215181112>>215181088>>215181063>>215181061>>215181054Jerk off before posting here please
>>215181120no. it's in the original constitution that they must be born as citizens, they can't be naturalized.
>>215181120Yes, I encourage all Indians in America to attempt to register themselves to vote while on their H1B visas or run for office. They should especially walking into the polling stations on elections day and try to vote.
My actual reaction to AJ Lee's first return match (me in white)
Haven't seen so many young, pristine, prime breeding age white girls in one place as in Newark, Delaware since leaving Europe
>>215181102Was that Ralph?
>>215181217that's a college town. of course you'll find lots of young coeds there.
>>215181225I know right, such a Ralph thing to do (it was Ralph)
>>215181102>>215181225For me it's the time Ralph got wasted at the casino, blew a bunch of cash and then went outside and started screaming at homeless people to get jobs.
>>215181263>>215181285Yep based
>>215181285For me when Ralph was drunk at the 88 Olympics and told the King of Norway to get his car (he confused him for a valet)
>>215181151If I want KOI I'll watch Lady Sonia, thank you very much
>>215181217>Newark, Delaware What the fuck are you doing there, Jack?
>>215181320The King of Norway pulled out his cigarettes while explaining who he was and then Ralph bummed a cig off him.
It's just you and meAnd l-u-vIn the t-u-bHOT TUUUUB OF LOVE
More like fart mitzvah
>>215181342> ex-transgenderthat's not how that works. detransitioning means you were (likely) never transgender to begin with. like how someone doesn't "become" straight or "become" gay, they just are.
>>215181371huge nose
>>215181371>(((klein)))opinion discarded
>>215181423He's unironically Anglo Saxon (half English half Germanic parents)
>>215181418you will never be a womanjust a particularly ugly and deranged faggot
>>215181418are you doubting the power of Christ?
>>215181418People 100% become gay. Being gay is a choice
>>215181443You're unironically sex on
Communism vs Capitalism is a Jewish civil war We need the third Aryan way
Klein means small in German
i'm a woman.
>>215181421>>215181423He was a practicing Christian and died on Good Friday
>>215181380
Ralph Klein is when the village drunk becomes Premier
>>215181493
Ralph Kramden
>>215181494who the fuck that nigga is ?
Klein was our Rob Ford. The oil companies loved him. He blew up a hospital. What a guy.
>>215181494That's globohomo slander. Reminder he publicly fought to try and ban gay marriage in Alberta
>>215181526The premier of Alberta a long time ago
>>215181451i'm a straight cis guy, and am comfortable in my identity.>>215181459it's not my job to show you the overwhelming scientific literature to support that it's not a choice. you can choose to live in ignorance, and that's your prerogative.
>>215181507>drinking the equivalent of a bottle of wine a daylol light weight fag
>>215181507he's only human
I’m a real man. I’m tough as nails
>>215181220on her way to breed with her black boyfriend
>>215181571shake that booty for me
>>215181571nice going Nails
Quit it with the antisemitism.
>>215181571yeah, pink girly fake nails bet you hold your hands like peter in that cutaway gag
rarely do i see a woman with children in public and think “she seems like a good mom”. they’re always either whining ineffectually at their kids or are completely apathetic to their behavior. maybe 1 in 12 women break the mold. single motherhood is so dangerous; cast your mind back to when you were 13 yelling nigger faggot in cod lobbies, now imagine at that age you were given a small child to raise. that’s the level of emotional maturity women operate with and a quarter of all children in this country are raised this way. we live in hell
>>215181614what would you consider to be an example of a good mother?
>>215181614agreedit's only gonna get worse before it can get better
I had never tried pork rinds before today. I have concluded they are a substandard snack item that loses in all categories to potato chips, corn chips and popcorn.
>>215181614>when you were 13 yelling nigger faggot in cod lobbies...>that’s the level of emotional maturity women operateHummm...
racemixing would be fine if polygyny was legal.
>>215181655Carb free thougever
>>215181672I do not carb about carbs
David Blowie? More like David BLOW-ME
>>215181655Yeah pork rinds are disgusting
>>215181636i know it when i see it. but nothing pisses me off like hearing a woman whine at her children. at that point she’s on their level or even below it
recommend me some good animei like mystery/thrillers
>>215181672fr? i never would have guessed that.
>>215181655Mexicans make tacos out of what we make pork rinds with, they call it carnitas
I’m gonna eat macaroni and cheese. The catch? The cheese is cum!
women are well known for hurling racial slurs in cod lobbies
Ex gay? I never was gay stupid nigger
>>215181700I haven't seen it but I hear Monster is good
>>215181700K-on
>>215181700higurashi gou
redditjeet having a melty on another board
>>215181700And death note for sure if you haven't seen it
>>215181718I'm a big gay for you
bro is so deep in denial he gotta watch out for crocodiles
>>215181719one of my favorites>>215181732fuck you>>215181738played the game, it sucked. >>215181747another great one.
bro screenshotted a post in the thread
>>215181742link me
how do i poop bigger
>>215181816buttplug
98% of interracial couples are an 1/10 dating a 10/10
>>215181719
>>215181556>There's proof but I won't show it.
Every time I watch porn I feel the need to look up what their workout routine is
>>215181886pretty much, yeah. there's no point if you're not going to attempt to engage with it in good faith.
UUUU share up 30% as of today. I don't even know the company's name. If it keeps this pace for a couple of decades (I would totally not sell), I'll become the world's richest man.
do you think he will snap one day and go back to sucking dicks?
>>215181651>TRANSformaCan't escape. Once a tranny always a tranny.
>absolutely abhorrent post
>>215181973kek
Me rn
You all should start looking for h1bs in Europe instead. And increase the % of chances of winning green card to Europe. Not some subsaharian Africa.
>>215182057fuck off we're full
I can get an automatic citizenship in a euro country because my grandpa is from there but im too lazy to do the paperwork
>>215182057Spierdalaj chuju sa pelni
penis brossss
why does it feel like america is the only country on the planet where people dont seem to want to seriously leave
>>215182125bait used to be believable.
Primer is the worst movie I have ever been tricked into watching
>>215182125you're still in high school aren't you
>>215182125It's strange because Americans can move to literally any other country with no issue, except for the middle-east and communist countries.
Lol. Lmao even @yankees & @canucks>The fish of the Great Lakes have anti-depressant drugs meant for humans in their brains, which has caused concerns. The number of American adults who take anti-depressant drugs rose from 7.7% of all American adults in 1999–2002 to 12.7% in 2011–2014. As the anti-depressant drugs pass out of human bodies and through sanitation systems into the Great Lakes, this has resulted in fish in the Great Lakes with twenty times the level of anti-depressants in their brains than what is in the water, leading to the fish being exceedingly happy and hence less risk-averse, to the extent of damaging the fish populations.
Why are bus drivers such assholes?
>>215182161You misspelled "Inland Empire".
>>215182174
>>215182185Non whites ride the bus at a much higher rate than whites, kind of explains itself
It's always the non whites I swear
>>215182167this is not true. it is a competitive process to obtain a working visa for most countries. if you're a millionaire and retired, then yeah it's easier.
>watch 15 minute youtube video on "self made" pizza guys in NYC that barely scrape by with "2000 in the bank, 250,000 in credit card debt" who are artisanal pizza chefs that do all the work and maintenance themselves who barely scrape by selling 150 pizzas a day which is their maximum capacity>realize near the end that one of the guys is wearing a $50,000 watchwhy does everything have to be fake and gay
>>215182174What's the problem? Introduce indian fish and the problem will solve on its own.
>>215182197I've been to the Inland Empire once to go to a ren faire
>>215182185it’s you, asshole!
>>215182163high schoolers are far more likely to be the type to think amerca is a shithole and want to leave. what point did you think you were making
statistically, at least 1 in 4 /cum/mers is LGBTQ+
>>215182255maybe in your socialist shithole state
asked her out on a second date and she didn't reply. it's so fucking over, it never even started.
>>215182234god i love doja
I am 8 years old and have over $1200 in bike debt, $110 in toy assets and earn an allowance of $5/week. What do I do?
>>215182354you will unironically be banned for this, underage-chan
>>215182375SAVE ME RAMSAY SAMAAAAAAAAA
>>215182234Ren faires are fun but they are really hit or miss. Sometimes they're great, sometimes they're awful and it's just a bunch of obese nerds
anyone wants to be my friend?
>>215182143>>215182163roughly 4.4 million american citizens live abroad or about 1.3% of the population compared to~4 million canadians or about 11% of their population~4 million germans or about 4.8% of their population~12.3 million mexicans (~12 million being in the US) or about 9% of their population~60 million chinese or about 4.2% of their population
>>215182429sure
“Just be yourself!”>*narrator voice* “But that wasn’t enough”
>>215181342Zesty buck
>>215182462Adam Curtis voice>but this was a fantasy
>>215182334>not even realizing the point
>>215182221>it is a competitive process to obtain a working visa for most countriesBecause being an English teacher is hard right?
cum sexpenis
>>215182541you're the one who's not realizing the point
Holy shit you guys are dumb as fuck lolThis place never fails to make me laugh as soon as I get in
The UN is anti-american and should be shut down
>>215182596okay
I’ve noticed that the dumbest and most autistic people really dislike public school teachers
its true that you cant be racism against because everybody knows whites are better, like you can call them anything and its like "yea i'm white" whereas if you tell a black man "you're black" he'll be very offended
>>215182617You expect me to respect the shrill premenopausal woman who put my desk in the hallway? Fuck that bitch
>>215182596say something smart then to prove you're smarter than us
Trump doing big talk trying to save Pookraine when it's inevitable Russia will win and probably take the Baltics after that thr US army is trash lol
>>215182541You're a cat. You're a vile, lazy, morbidly obese, orange feline. Don't even dare replying to me. Your kind disgusts me.
anyone looking for a rock out partner
>>215182645You will never in a million years admit some random mexican in 4chan is smarter than you.Just keep clowning for my amusement.
Everytime an anglo gets uppity remind him that Anglos never has SS divisions within Hitlers military
>he doesn’t like cats
>>215181809>>>/tv/214748412janny just shitcanned half of the post so check the archives.
>>215182647Don't they talk shit about countries like Russia or China, so Americans aren't afraid of going to war with them?
>>215182693What the fr*ck I made a thread about that too why didn't I get redditleaf
Redditleaf isn’t real
I'm having an AI help me design a tattoo. What do you guys think? It's supposed to say "that's" at the top.
Used leave to call out of work today with no excuse other than I kinda felt shitty in the morning and now my foreman wants a reason for it tomorrowWhat’s a good lie that can’t be disproven
>>215182756You're designing a butt plug.
>>215182776just tell him you needed a mental health day.
>>215182693the thread itself is made by the chinese leaf who spams this board, he also posts on /sp/ and god only knows what other boards
>>215182756
>>215182756can you share the meaning behind it? it looks like anime promo art without context
>>215182788This is a blue collar job that doesn’t work
>>215182776tell him you had some mild food poisoning and were shitting your brains out
>>215182776do you have to give him a reason? is he an asshole? can he fire you or make your life worse?
>>215182800it's an anime quote
Dinner
>>215182835yikes
>>215182842>why yes I would like some sugar sauce with my empty carbs
>>215182617Is that because only dumb autistic people go to public schools?
literally impossible to imagine trad, church going women have sex with their husbands
>>215182835If I REALLY really wanted a tattoo of this anime, I would pick a drill (or one of the robots) and put the quote underneath itjust the words in big letters doesn’t do it for me
>>215182855Billions of people eat rice as their primary form of sustenance every day
>>215182776>>215182815This
I make 1700 a month renting out a room in my house and I sometimes feel bad about it
>>215182869no, it’s an obvious sub-sect of the entire populaceyou don’t see it because… you’re so smart and well adjusted!
>>215182596Rude
>>215182883yeah billions of impoverished pajeets and chinks LMAO
>>215182912dont forget brazillians
>>215182776Just tell him you have " stomach problems "
This is an Abby general
why do people look up to niggas who died in their 20s from steroids abuse
>>215182898>sub-sectHmm…
>>215182949zyzz went from looking not great to very great for a few years before he died and that rocks
>>215182887You should that nigga's getting scammed>>215182949Burn brighter for half as long
if anglos ever get uppity remind them which city Hitler bombed back to the saxon pagan age
>>215182976he isn't even the only steroid freak who died early people look up to, hell even if they're still alive all these inspirational dudes they're roided up to the gills like arnold
ok i'm gonna game as soon as i figure out what game i won't get bored of in 10 minutes
>>215181467It's actually a Jew civil war between internationalism vs zionism
momberg just let me know rent is tripled starting next month. i cant afford $1200 every month and she knows it. i wish death was real so i could get rid of this problem once and for all.
>>215182949IN THIS GEN, ZYZZ IS A HERO. END OF STORY.
ultra juicy girl at the gym, shes taller than me has a huge ass and looks a bit goth
>>215182874but if i put it on my arm, with the tip of the drill pointing towards my hand, there might not be enough horizontal space for the entire quote. my arms are very skinny.
>>215183021Imagine not having immigrant parents that you ask you for a token $150 to help cover some of the food you eat.
>>215183021momberg lets me live in her house rent free and she makes dindin for me almost every night
heeeey baaaybehyou want a corna piece or one from the middle
I just exploded my simulacrum with my MIND and emerged on the other side REBORN and bathed in GOLD. This is my perfected form. I now qualify as a minor deity.
if i ever have sex i’m going to be thinking about all the meet n fuck games i played and attempting to replicate those techniques
>>215183101he's not happy
>>215183021>i wish death was real so i could get rid of this problem once and for all.things do note bode well for this schizo's mom
>>215183021the most loving american family
>>215183126>not thinking about the naked woman who's bagina you are penetratingNot healthy
>>215183021>$1200That's not badGet a job and move out though
The most famous leafs are a pedophile and a meth addled popstar
My mom let's me live with her rent free as long as I'm in school or searching for a jobI left a year ago though
>>215183164Your parents charging you anything other than what you cost them at most is fucked up.
Did you know Argentina and the UK fought a war
>>215183179I bet that anons mom wants him to move outIf he can't afford $1200 a month in rent he needs to get a fucking job
>>215183187mad innit
Skewango!
dead thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rADT3qft3Yi love this country
oh basics
>bro just sacrifice $144,000/year bro just get a job bro its just that easy bronormalniggers really do live in a different reality
400 weeks vs 1 meeks
>>215183280what are you talking about
>>215183280my dawg thinks 12 x 1200 is 144000
144,000, that's the number of people some christians think will be saved i tihnk
>>215183328Is the Rapture actually Biblical, or is it some weird thing prots made up?
>>215183280meds
>>215183350Christians have schizophrenia
even if i did get a job i'd be saving 100% of my paycheck, my mom pays the bills, it's all in preparation when she eventually dies so i'll have a lot money about to not have to work
>>215183358its based on some biblical interpretation but not explicitly outlined
you guys live in a legal weed area?do your irls drink or do weed recreationally more often?just curious cause im from the west coast and like nowadays it feels like every night ends on a J but half the people i know don't touch alcohol at all
Pokemon finna sue
>>215183358No. The rapture is 100% Protestant nonsense with no biblical back and no church teaching ( Catholic or Orthodox )
>>215183401What about the book of revelations
>>215183392Yes. I hit a legal weed vape if I am feeling the desire to be high, I never drink anymore. Haven’t drank in years. Alcohol is a shitty drug imo.
>>215183363actually it's just jehovah's witnesses and they think only 144,000 people go to heaven and the rest of the saved just stay on an improved or restored earth
>>215183427>Alcohol is a shitty drug imo.not an opinion, its a fact
>>215183404What about it?
>pay off my car tomorrowfinally escaping the clutches of the jew
>>215183427yeah, i'm the same. just take a 10mg edible and it's chill for a work night. i'll drink 1-2 beers sometimes but that's for the taste.sorta just amazed at how fast the culture has changed. banning it again at this point would be like american prohibition 2
>>215183458Now you can afford to take me on a date
There are mexican kids named 'Logan'For real
>>215183458Nice, you should treat yourself to celebrate. Maybe a week long vacation to Mexico?
>>215183367pretty smart planyou should get a job so you can do that and not be homeless
>>215183460>beer for the taste Nice, when I used to drink I drank this chocolate stout from the UK. It was delicious. But I only drank 1-2 because they were so rich and I never smoked or did weed at the same time because I didn’t want to get too fucked up.
>>215183471named after wolverine no doubt
>>215183471Do they want to be Wolverine?
He's still doing the strobbery joke
Sipping some white wine
Canadians!
>>215183497>Nice, when I used to drink I drank this chocolate stout from the UK. It was delicious. But I only drank 1-2 because they were so rich and I never smoked or did weed at the same time because I didn’t want to get too fucked up.sounds great desu. my go tos are pilsner urquell or sam adams holiday beer or guinness. i know it's like a meme that west coast hipsters like the craft beers but unironically it seems like so many people have gross taste and jsut want giga hopped ipas that taste so bitter.>>215183521sounds good
>>215183554you drink canned guinness?
>multiple beautiful white girls there with black guys>white old man is beaten and they just laugh and record with their phones>spicmutt doesn't even bother to help him up. literally recording him getting beaten at his feet
>>215183554This is the chocolate stout if you ever want to try it. I highly recommend. I honestly don’t know much about beers but I got this in a sampler and it was great
>>215183566i always drink beer canned when it's available. otherwise, the sunlight will spoil the esters by shining through glass. heineken is one of the beers you can really taste it for, cause in those green bottles it gets skunky but it's bomb off the tap or in the cans.
>>215183602enjoy your microplastics.
>>215183584In reality look at interracial marriage numbers. These race traitors are unironically the exception. As for the niggers acting like niggers, that’s just reality.
>>215183592Thanks. I'm saving it to remember it later. I only buy from the store so it'll have to come around but it sounds pretty delicious. When stouts are done right and the roasted grains are really present in the final taste it's so fantastic.
>>215183617i will and i dothey make the thoughts less intense :)
The Guinness in the nitro cans is really good.
I'm afraid to go back to the grocery store because the cashier yelled at me for putting a bag of potatoes on the conveyor belt
we don't use the n-word in this general.
Are you a sophisticated gentleman?
>>215183617>noo you're consuming this unhealthy drink in an unhealthy way!you retarded or what?
>>215183617
>>215183636Bitch was too weak to lift 5 lbs.t.10lbs bag buying Chad
>>215183643beer isn't unhealthy sanjay
>>215183101I drank that brand of milk in China, but I didn't use my feet to hold it
>>215183636What race was the cashier?
>>215183628I like buying those for parties to have an excuse to talk about what the ball inside the can is for
>>215183711it was an east asian female
>>215183729I'd put my balls inside your cans, iykwim
>>215183729Please tell me because I only have a vague understanding
I'm black as fuck but I'm an Anglophile
>>215183358>>215183404Rapture isn't directly Biblical but it's an interpretation of the order of events in Christian Eschatology that is rather complex
You want to know something ? Every single of your mean remarks, your insults, your "banter" I remember all of it very vividly. It still hurts me and makes me miserable for the next hours to come whenever the cursed memories resurface . Are you proud of this ? You most likely don't even know what I am talking about as I am nothing to you. But you make me sick
>>215183740HOT
>>215183783I hope you feel better soon anon <3
>>215183783boo hoo nigga
>>215183783lol fag
This spider is living on my ceiling fan
>>215183796Sure whatever. I wouldn’t even dream of getting ragebaited by this.
https://youtu.be/X0C_EvyXJ7A
>>215183783I didn’t insult you anon but I am sorry you feel hurt. Have a picture of Dogbert to make you feel better.
>>215183835Very cute dogbert
>>215183756The ball is filled with nitrogen but once the can is sealed the increased pressure forces a little beer inside the ball, there's a hole on it. When you open the can the pressure drops and the nitrogen inside the ball is now able to force the beer out, that agitation makes it foamy. That's why when it's poured it has a head like a beer on tap.
>>215183845That’s cool, thanks for the explanation. The foamy head is important with a Guinness.
>>215183796Lol I know they are mad they can't smoke dude weed
>>215183840Maybe to a brazilian shit skin it looks that way
>>215181220holy FUCK I need a Jewish titmonster gf to breed
>>215183796>>215183869Why can't they? Not only that, guys and girls can just walk in together fuck without having to sneak in
25 is the new 40
>>215183796i feel bad for girls who have to shit next to guys. imagine being a woman at a job. you hate your job and just want to go home. you have diarrhea from the tylenol you took the night before because the fetus was kicking too much. so you have to take a shit. and then you're just trying to quietly shit in peace like a woman. and a giant fat guy big jim from accounting waddles in and he had an entire xl pizza, hot dogs, ice cream, peanuts, and 18 beers for dinner last night and he just blasts pounds and pounds of endless shit into the toilet striking fear into the heart of the girl. he grunts because diarrhea is pushing out a layer of constipation. he begins breathing heavily as more starts coming, more shit than he ever expected. the air becomes thick with mist. the earth beneath the toilet begins to quiver and bellow, can the building even handle it? can the plumbing even handle it? the likelihood that the toilet gets clogged is very high. blood begins spurting from his hemorrhoids and he howls like a banshee and begins holding on to the handicap bars and shaking the bathroom stall. the electricity flickers, reality is bending. the horn of his ancient ancestors is playing just outside the bathroom as big jim is being called to valhalla. the girl wouldn't know how to react. a woman should never be exposed to how men shit.
If I was God I'd spawn infinite virgins then morph into the form of infinite penises, and experience an infinite orgasm
>>215183898There's no door to the washroom thoughbeit, if the teacher walks by and smells dude weed or hears fucking, he can just stand in the hall until they open the stall door and get them. The entrance is very wide too
>>215183918This is kinda what Muslims think heaven is like
>>215183912Women are messier shitters than men. Their delicate anuses aren't as used to pooping as men so they make more of a mess
>>215183918i had a wet dream like that not too long ago, where i was having multidimensional sex and it felt like i had dozens of dicks in my dream. it was cool
>>215183912
>>215183912she voted for it
Bros?
>>215184019>>215184019
