Is that today?

we love Jews and women and Brown people in this general
if you don't like it you can get the f*ck out

Mazel tov

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>26 yrs old
it’s hard to believe

I walked around a downtown in a Canadian city today. It was actually very clean and nice. Only saw one obvious drug addict. Pretty good!

sex
sex with petite latinas
with big boobies

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Sex

I'm ready to die anytiem

imma rosh in her until she hashanah.

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I love this animal
the Car

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>>215180907
this pic goes hard

>>215180997
Alberta once had a premier that had a program that offered homeless drug addicts free one way bus tickets to British Colombia

Tongue circling the clit
Jason’s mother is moaning

Can someone who is here on an H1B visa become the president?

>>215180946
Brown women, yes

>>215181120
the president of India? sure
the president of the USA? you have to be a natural born citizen, Ranjesh

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>>215181112
>>215181088
>>215181063
>>215181061
>>215181054
Jerk off before posting here please

>>215181120
no. it's in the original constitution that they must be born as citizens, they can't be naturalized.

>>215181120
Yes, I encourage all Indians in America to attempt to register themselves to vote while on their H1B visas or run for office. They should especially walking into the polling stations on elections day and try to vote.

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My actual reaction to AJ Lee's first return match (me in white)

Haven't seen so many young, pristine, prime breeding age white girls in one place as in Newark, Delaware since leaving Europe

>>215181102
Was that Ralph?

>>215181217
that's a college town. of course you'll find lots of young coeds there.

>>215181225
I know right, such a Ralph thing to do (it was Ralph)

>>215181102
>>215181225
For me it's the time Ralph got wasted at the casino, blew a bunch of cash and then went outside and started screaming at homeless people to get jobs.

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>>215181263
>>215181285
Yep based

>>215181285
For me when Ralph was drunk at the 88 Olympics and told the King of Norway to get his car (he confused him for a valet)

>>215181151
If I want KOI I'll watch Lady Sonia, thank you very much

>>215181217
>Newark, Delaware
What the fuck are you doing there, Jack?

>>215181320
The King of Norway pulled out his cigarettes while explaining who he was and then Ralph bummed a cig off him.

It's just you and me
And l-u-v
In the t-u-b

HOT TUUUUB OF LOVE

More like fart mitzvah

>>215181342
> ex-transgender
that's not how that works. detransitioning means you were (likely) never transgender to begin with. like how someone doesn't "become" straight or "become" gay, they just are.

>>215181371
huge nose

>>215181371
>(((klein)))
opinion discarded

>>215181423
He's unironically Anglo Saxon (half English half Germanic parents)

>>215181418
you will never be a woman
just a particularly ugly and deranged faggot

>>215181418
are you doubting the power of Christ?

>>215181418
People 100% become gay. Being gay is a choice

>>215181443
You're unironically sex on

Communism vs Capitalism is a Jewish civil war
We need the third Aryan way

Klein means small in German

i'm a woman.

>>215181421
>>215181423
He was a practicing Christian and died on Good Friday

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>>215181380

Ralph Klein is when the village drunk becomes Premier

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>>215181493

Ralph Kramden

>>215181494
who the fuck that nigga is ?

Klein was our Rob Ford. The oil companies loved him. He blew up a hospital. What a guy.

>>215181494
That's globohomo slander. Reminder he publicly fought to try and ban gay marriage in Alberta

>>215181526
The premier of Alberta a long time ago

>>215181451
i'm a straight cis guy, and am comfortable in my identity.
>>215181459
it's not my job to show you the overwhelming scientific literature to support that it's not a choice. you can choose to live in ignorance, and that's your prerogative.

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>>215181507
>drinking the equivalent of a bottle of wine a day
lol light weight fag

>>215181507
he's only human

I’m a real man. I’m tough as nails

>>215181220
on her way to breed with her black boyfriend

>>215181571
shake that booty for me

>>215181571
nice going Nails

Quit it with the antisemitism.

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>>215181571
yeah, pink girly fake nails
bet you hold your hands like peter in that cutaway gag

rarely do i see a woman with children in public and think “she seems like a good mom”. they’re always either whining ineffectually at their kids or are completely apathetic to their behavior. maybe 1 in 12 women break the mold. single motherhood is so dangerous; cast your mind back to when you were 13 yelling nigger faggot in cod lobbies, now imagine at that age you were given a small child to raise. that’s the level of emotional maturity women operate with and a quarter of all children in this country are raised this way. we live in hell

>>215181614
what would you consider to be an example of a good mother?

>>215181614
agreed
it's only gonna get worse before it can get better

I had never tried pork rinds before today. I have concluded they are a substandard snack item that loses in all categories to potato chips, corn chips and popcorn.

>>215181614
>when you were 13 yelling nigger faggot in cod lobbies...
>that’s the level of emotional maturity women operate
Hummm...

racemixing would be fine if polygyny was legal.

>>215181655
Carb free thougever

>>215181672
I do not carb about carbs

David Blowie? More like David BLOW-ME

>>215181655
Yeah pork rinds are disgusting

>>215181636
i know it when i see it. but nothing pisses me off like hearing a woman whine at her children. at that point she’s on their level or even below it

recommend me some good anime
i like mystery/thrillers

>>215181672
fr? i never would have guessed that.

>>215181655
Mexicans make tacos out of what we make pork rinds with, they call it carnitas

I’m gonna eat macaroni and cheese. The catch? The cheese is cum!

women are well known for hurling racial slurs in cod lobbies

Ex gay? I never was gay stupid nigger

>>215181700
I haven't seen it but I hear Monster is good

>>215181700
K-on

>>215181700
higurashi gou

redditjeet having a melty on another board

>>215181700
And death note for sure if you haven't seen it

>>215181718
I'm a big gay for you

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bro is so deep in denial he gotta watch out for crocodiles

>>215181719
one of my favorites
>>215181732
fuck you
>>215181738
played the game, it sucked.
>>215181747
another great one.

bro screenshotted a post in the thread

>>215181742
link me

how do i poop bigger

>>215181816
buttplug

98% of interracial couples are an 1/10 dating a 10/10

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>>215181719

>>215181556
>There's proof but I won't show it.

Every time I watch porn I feel the need to look up what their workout routine is

>>215181886
pretty much, yeah. there's no point if you're not going to attempt to engage with it in good faith.

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UUUU share up 30% as of today. I don't even know the company's name. If it keeps this pace for a couple of decades (I would totally not sell), I'll become the world's richest man.

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do you think he will snap one day and go back to sucking dicks?

>>215181651
>TRANSforma
Can't escape. Once a tranny always a tranny.

>absolutely abhorrent post

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>>215181973
kek

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Me rn

You all should start looking for h1bs in Europe instead. And increase the % of chances of winning green card to Europe. Not some subsaharian Africa.

>>215182057
fuck off we're full

I can get an automatic citizenship in a euro country because my grandpa is from there but im too lazy to do the paperwork

>>215182057
Spierdalaj chuju sa pelni

penis brossss

why does it feel like america is the only country on the planet where people dont seem to want to seriously leave

>>215182125
bait used to be believable.

Primer is the worst movie I have ever been tricked into watching

>>215182125
you're still in high school aren't you

>>215182125
It's strange because Americans can move to literally any other country with no issue, except for the middle-east and communist countries.

Lol. Lmao even @yankees & @canucks

>The fish of the Great Lakes have anti-depressant drugs meant for humans in their brains, which has caused concerns. The number of American adults who take anti-depressant drugs rose from 7.7% of all American adults in 1999–2002 to 12.7% in 2011–2014. As the anti-depressant drugs pass out of human bodies and through sanitation systems into the Great Lakes, this has resulted in fish in the Great Lakes with twenty times the level of anti-depressants in their brains than what is in the water, leading to the fish being exceedingly happy and hence less risk-averse, to the extent of damaging the fish populations.

Why are bus drivers such assholes?

>>215182161
You misspelled "Inland Empire".

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>>215182174

>>215182185
Non whites ride the bus at a much higher rate than whites, kind of explains itself

It's always the non whites I swear

>>215182167
this is not true. it is a competitive process to obtain a working visa for most countries. if you're a millionaire and retired, then yeah it's easier.

>watch 15 minute youtube video on "self made" pizza guys in NYC that barely scrape by with "2000 in the bank, 250,000 in credit card debt" who are artisanal pizza chefs that do all the work and maintenance themselves who barely scrape by selling 150 pizzas a day which is their maximum capacity
>realize near the end that one of the guys is wearing a $50,000 watch
why does everything have to be fake and gay

>>215182174
What's the problem? Introduce indian fish and the problem will solve on its own.

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>>215182197
I've been to the Inland Empire once to go to a ren faire

>>215182185
it’s you, asshole!

>>215182163
high schoolers are far more likely to be the type to think amerca is a shithole and want to leave. what point did you think you were making

statistically, at least 1 in 4 /cum/mers is LGBTQ+

>>215182255
maybe in your socialist shithole state

asked her out on a second date and she didn't reply. it's so fucking over, it never even started.

>>215182234
god i love doja

I am 8 years old and have over $1200 in bike debt, $110 in toy assets and earn an allowance of $5/week. What do I do?

>>215182354
you will unironically be banned for this, underage-chan

>>215182375
SAVE ME RAMSAY SAMAAAAAAAAA

>>215182234
Ren faires are fun but they are really hit or miss. Sometimes they're great, sometimes they're awful and it's just a bunch of obese nerds

anyone wants to be my friend?

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>>215182143
>>215182163
roughly 4.4 million american citizens live abroad or about 1.3% of the population compared to
~4 million canadians or about 11% of their population
~4 million germans or about 4.8% of their population
~12.3 million mexicans (~12 million being in the US) or about 9% of their population
~60 million chinese or about 4.2% of their population

>>215182429
sure

“Just be yourself!”
>*narrator voice* “But that wasn’t enough”

>>215181342
Zesty buck

>>215182462
Adam Curtis voice
>but this was a fantasy

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>>215182334
>not even realizing the point

>>215182221
>it is a competitive process to obtain a working visa for most countries
Because being an English teacher is hard right?

cum sex
penis

>>215182541
you're the one who's not realizing the point

Holy shit you guys are dumb as fuck lol
This place never fails to make me laugh as soon as I get in

The UN is anti-american and should be shut down

>>215182596
okay

I’ve noticed that the dumbest and most autistic people really dislike public school teachers

its true that you cant be racism against because everybody knows whites are better, like you can call them anything and its like "yea i'm white" whereas if you tell a black man "you're black" he'll be very offended

>>215182617
You expect me to respect the shrill premenopausal woman who put my desk in the hallway? Fuck that bitch

>>215182596
say something smart then to prove you're smarter than us

Trump doing big talk trying to save Pookraine when it's inevitable Russia will win and probably take the Baltics after that thr US army is trash lol

>>215182541
You're a cat. You're a vile, lazy, morbidly obese, orange feline. Don't even dare replying to me. Your kind disgusts me.

anyone looking for a rock out partner

>>215182645
You will never in a million years admit some random mexican in 4chan is smarter than you.
Just keep clowning for my amusement.

Everytime an anglo gets uppity remind him that Anglos never has SS divisions within Hitlers military

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>he doesn’t like cats

>>215181809
>>>/tv/214748412
janny just shitcanned half of the post so check the archives.

>>215182647
Don't they talk shit about countries like Russia or China, so Americans aren't afraid of going to war with them?

>>215182693
What the fr*ck I made a thread about that too why didn't I get redditleaf

Redditleaf isn’t real

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I'm having an AI help me design a tattoo. What do you guys think? It's supposed to say "that's" at the top.

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Used leave to call out of work today with no excuse other than I kinda felt shitty in the morning and now my foreman wants a reason for it tomorrow

What’s a good lie that can’t be disproven

>>215182756
You're designing a butt plug.

>>215182776
just tell him you needed a mental health day.

>>215182693
the thread itself is made by the chinese leaf who spams this board, he also posts on /sp/ and god only knows what other boards

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>>215182756

>>215182756
can you share the meaning behind it? it looks like anime promo art without context

>>215182788
This is a blue collar job that doesn’t work

>>215182776
tell him you had some mild food poisoning and were shitting your brains out

>>215182776
do you have to give him a reason? is he an asshole? can he fire you or make your life worse?

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>>215182800
it's an anime quote

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Dinner

>>215182835
yikes

>>215182842
>why yes I would like some sugar sauce with my empty carbs

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>>215182617
Is that because only dumb autistic people go to public schools?

literally impossible to imagine trad, church going women have sex with their husbands

>>215182835
If I REALLY really wanted a tattoo of this anime, I would pick a drill (or one of the robots) and put the quote underneath it
just the words in big letters doesn’t do it for me

>>215182855
Billions of people eat rice as their primary form of sustenance every day

>>215182776
>>215182815
This

I make 1700 a month renting out a room in my house and I sometimes feel bad about it

>>215182869
no, it’s an obvious sub-sect of the entire populace
you don’t see it because… you’re so smart and well adjusted!

>>215182596
Rude

>>215182883
yeah billions of impoverished pajeets and chinks LMAO

>>215182912
dont forget brazillians

>>215182776
Just tell him you have " stomach problems "

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This is an Abby general

why do people look up to niggas who died in their 20s from steroids abuse

>>215182898
>sub-sect
Hmm…

>>215182949
zyzz went from looking not great to very great for a few years before he died and that rocks

>>215182887
You should that nigga's getting scammed
>>215182949
Burn brighter for half as long

if anglos ever get uppity remind them which city Hitler bombed back to the saxon pagan age

>>215182976
he isn't even the only steroid freak who died early people look up to, hell even if they're still alive all these inspirational dudes they're roided up to the gills like arnold

ok i'm gonna game as soon as i figure out what game i won't get bored of in 10 minutes

>>215181467
It's actually a Jew civil war between internationalism vs zionism

momberg just let me know rent is tripled starting next month. i cant afford $1200 every month and she knows it. i wish death was real so i could get rid of this problem once and for all.

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>>215182949
IN THIS GEN, ZYZZ IS A HERO. END OF STORY.

ultra juicy girl at the gym, shes taller than me has a huge ass and looks a bit goth

>>215182874
but if i put it on my arm, with the tip of the drill pointing towards my hand, there might not be enough horizontal space for the entire quote. my arms are very skinny.

>>215183021
Imagine not having immigrant parents that you ask you for a token $150 to help cover some of the food you eat.

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>>215183021
momberg lets me live in her house rent free and she makes dindin for me almost every night

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heeeey baaaybeh
you want a corna piece or one from the middle

I just exploded my simulacrum with my MIND and emerged on the other side REBORN and bathed in GOLD. This is my perfected form. I now qualify as a minor deity.

if i ever have sex i’m going to be thinking about all the meet n fuck games i played and attempting to replicate those techniques

>>215183101
he's not happy

>>215183021
>i wish death was real so i could get rid of this problem once and for all.
things do note bode well for this schizo's mom

>>215183021
the most loving american family

>>215183126
>not thinking about the naked woman who's bagina you are penetrating
Not healthy

>>215183021
>$1200
That's not bad
Get a job and move out though

The most famous leafs are a pedophile and a meth addled popstar

My mom let's me live with her rent free as long as I'm in school or searching for a job
I left a year ago though

>>215183164
Your parents charging you anything other than what you cost them at most is fucked up.

Did you know Argentina and the UK fought a war

>>215183179
I bet that anons mom wants him to move out
If he can't afford $1200 a month in rent he needs to get a fucking job

>>215183187
mad innit

Skewango!

dead thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rADT3qft3Y
i love this country

oh basics

>bro just sacrifice $144,000/year bro just get a job bro its just that easy bro
normalniggers really do live in a different reality

400 weeks vs 1 meeks

>>215183280
what are you talking about

>>215183280
my dawg thinks 12 x 1200 is 144000

144,000, that's the number of people some christians think will be saved i tihnk

>>215183328
Is the Rapture actually Biblical, or is it some weird thing prots made up?

>>215183280
meds

>>215183350
Christians have schizophrenia

even if i did get a job i'd be saving 100% of my paycheck, my mom pays the bills, it's all in preparation when she eventually dies so i'll have a lot money about to not have to work

>>215183358
its based on some biblical interpretation but not explicitly outlined

you guys live in a legal weed area?
do your irls drink or do weed recreationally more often?
just curious cause im from the west coast and like nowadays it feels like every night ends on a J but half the people i know don't touch alcohol at all

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Pokemon finna sue

>>215183358
No. The rapture is 100% Protestant nonsense with no biblical back and no church teaching ( Catholic or Orthodox )

>>215183401
What about the book of revelations

>>215183392
Yes. I hit a legal weed vape if I am feeling the desire to be high, I never drink anymore. Haven’t drank in years. Alcohol is a shitty drug imo.

>>215183363
actually it's just jehovah's witnesses and they think only 144,000 people go to heaven and the rest of the saved just stay on an improved or restored earth

>>215183427
>Alcohol is a shitty drug imo.
not an opinion, its a fact

>>215183404
What about it?

>pay off my car tomorrow
finally escaping the clutches of the jew

>>215183427
yeah, i'm the same. just take a 10mg edible and it's chill for a work night. i'll drink 1-2 beers sometimes but that's for the taste.
sorta just amazed at how fast the culture has changed. banning it again at this point would be like american prohibition 2

>>215183458
Now you can afford to take me on a date

There are mexican kids named 'Logan'
For real

>>215183458
Nice, you should treat yourself to celebrate. Maybe a week long vacation to Mexico?

>>215183367
pretty smart plan
you should get a job so you can do that and not be homeless

>>215183460
>beer for the taste
Nice, when I used to drink I drank this chocolate stout from the UK. It was delicious. But I only drank 1-2 because they were so rich and I never smoked or did weed at the same time because I didn’t want to get too fucked up.

>>215183471
named after wolverine no doubt

>>215183471
Do they want to be Wolverine?

He's still doing the strobbery joke

Sipping some white wine

Canadians!

>>215183497
>Nice, when I used to drink I drank this chocolate stout from the UK. It was delicious. But I only drank 1-2 because they were so rich and I never smoked or did weed at the same time because I didn’t want to get too fucked up.
sounds great desu. my go tos are pilsner urquell or sam adams holiday beer or guinness. i know it's like a meme that west coast hipsters like the craft beers but unironically it seems like so many people have gross taste and jsut want giga hopped ipas that taste so bitter.
>>215183521
sounds good

>>215183554
you drink canned guinness?

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>multiple beautiful white girls there with black guys
>white old man is beaten and they just laugh and record with their phones
>spicmutt doesn't even bother to help him up. literally recording him getting beaten at his feet

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>>215183554
This is the chocolate stout if you ever want to try it. I highly recommend. I honestly don’t know much about beers but I got this in a sampler and it was great

>>215183566
i always drink beer canned when it's available. otherwise, the sunlight will spoil the esters by shining through glass. heineken is one of the beers you can really taste it for, cause in those green bottles it gets skunky but it's bomb off the tap or in the cans.

>>215183602
enjoy your microplastics.

>>215183584
In reality look at interracial marriage numbers. These race traitors are unironically the exception. As for the niggers acting like niggers, that’s just reality.

>>215183592
Thanks. I'm saving it to remember it later. I only buy from the store so it'll have to come around but it sounds pretty delicious. When stouts are done right and the roasted grains are really present in the final taste it's so fantastic.

>>215183617
i will and i do
they make the thoughts less intense :)

The Guinness in the nitro cans is really good.

I'm afraid to go back to the grocery store because the cashier yelled at me for putting a bag of potatoes on the conveyor belt

we don't use the n-word in this general.

Are you a sophisticated gentleman?

>>215183617
>noo you're consuming this unhealthy drink in an unhealthy way!
you retarded or what?

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>>215183617

>>215183636
Bitch was too weak to lift 5 lbs.

t.10lbs bag buying Chad

>>215183643
beer isn't unhealthy sanjay

>>215183101
I drank that brand of milk in China, but I didn't use my feet to hold it

>>215183636
What race was the cashier?

>>215183628
I like buying those for parties to have an excuse to talk about what the ball inside the can is for

>>215183711
it was an east asian female

>>215183729
I'd put my balls inside your cans, iykwim

>>215183729
Please tell me because I only have a vague understanding

I'm black as fuck but I'm an Anglophile

>>215183358
>>215183404
Rapture isn't directly Biblical but it's an interpretation of the order of events in Christian Eschatology that is rather complex

You want to know something ? Every single of your mean remarks, your insults, your "banter" I remember all of it very vividly. It still hurts me and makes me miserable for the next hours to come whenever the cursed memories resurface . Are you proud of this ? You most likely don't even know what I am talking about as I am nothing to you. But you make me sick

>>215183740
HOT

>>215183783
I hope you feel better soon anon <3

>>215183783
boo hoo nigga

>>215183783
lol fag

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This spider is living on my ceiling fan

>>215183796
Sure whatever. I wouldn’t even dream of getting ragebaited by this.

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https://youtu.be/X0C_EvyXJ7A

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>>215183783
I didn’t insult you anon but I am sorry you feel hurt. Have a picture of Dogbert to make you feel better.

>>215183835
Very cute dogbert

>>215183756
The ball is filled with nitrogen but once the can is sealed the increased pressure forces a little beer inside the ball, there's a hole on it. When you open the can the pressure drops and the nitrogen inside the ball is now able to force the beer out, that agitation makes it foamy. That's why when it's poured it has a head like a beer on tap.

>>215183845
That’s cool, thanks for the explanation. The foamy head is important with a Guinness.

>>215183796
Lol I know they are mad they can't smoke dude weed

>>215183840
Maybe to a brazilian shit skin it looks that way

>>215181220
holy FUCK I need a Jewish titmonster gf to breed

>>215183796
>>215183869
Why can't they? Not only that, guys and girls can just walk in together fuck without having to sneak in

25 is the new 40

>>215183796
i feel bad for girls who have to shit next to guys. imagine being a woman at a job. you hate your job and just want to go home. you have diarrhea from the tylenol you took the night before because the fetus was kicking too much. so you have to take a shit. and then you're just trying to quietly shit in peace like a woman. and a giant fat guy big jim from accounting waddles in and he had an entire xl pizza, hot dogs, ice cream, peanuts, and 18 beers for dinner last night and he just blasts pounds and pounds of endless shit into the toilet striking fear into the heart of the girl. he grunts because diarrhea is pushing out a layer of constipation. he begins breathing heavily as more starts coming, more shit than he ever expected. the air becomes thick with mist. the earth beneath the toilet begins to quiver and bellow, can the building even handle it? can the plumbing even handle it? the likelihood that the toilet gets clogged is very high. blood begins spurting from his hemorrhoids and he howls like a banshee and begins holding on to the handicap bars and shaking the bathroom stall. the electricity flickers, reality is bending. the horn of his ancient ancestors is playing just outside the bathroom as big jim is being called to valhalla. the girl wouldn't know how to react. a woman should never be exposed to how men shit.

If I was God I'd spawn infinite virgins then morph into the form of infinite penises, and experience an infinite orgasm

>>215183898
There's no door to the washroom thoughbeit, if the teacher walks by and smells dude weed or hears fucking, he can just stand in the hall until they open the stall door and get them. The entrance is very wide too

>>215183918
This is kinda what Muslims think heaven is like

>>215183912
Women are messier shitters than men. Their delicate anuses aren't as used to pooping as men so they make more of a mess

>>215183918
i had a wet dream like that not too long ago, where i was having multidimensional sex and it felt like i had dozens of dicks in my dream. it was cool

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>>215183912
she voted for it

Bros?

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