BNWO edition
My view on 9/11 is that the hijackers were earnest Wahaabists being directed and protected without their knowledge by the Mossad. The new Syrian government shows how this works. The leadership is made up of people who have made deals with the Israelis long ago, the rank and fail fighters are al Qaeda psychopaths too stupid to notice.
girl you walk like a BITCH
reading Poleaboo's new blog post with great aplomb
i dont think you niggas heard mei said discipline is the best king crimson album by a country fucking mile
Got some cookies in the oven. Usually the dough my sister drops by just goes right in my gob
so is it true the gherkin is now an accommodation for black migrants then
>>215181492Hello, fellow british "people".
>rank and fail
>>215181618Ktim
>>215181618LEGO shotgun
>>215181575Your sister single mate? Got big jubblies and that?
>>215181618shoot its head off with STARLINK
>>215181522Alright nobody asked you brown retarded freak
My view is that Russia has no choice but to mobilize all their men and make a massive push to Kiev. There is no diplomatic solution to the Donbass question besides full capitulation of the unelected Jewish dictatorship that governs Ukraine.
>>215181647cockmogs me!
>>215181647So this is dtfic
odds i roll a spliffevens i go to bed
>>215181595I'm afraid so...
>>215181663Based!!
>>215181647KTIM
we haven't had pokemon of the day for 2 days in a row
thought i clicked /brit/ not /pol/
get the marriage iguana smoked
>>215181710
>>215181684are there meds for your womanly hysteria disease?
>>215181722hideouschange the channel marge!
>>215181710We have. It was Mr rime today
>>215181710It was Nidoking then Mr. Rime
real schizo hours>>>/pol/517012055what has to happen to your brain to cause this? its always aliens and pyramids with schizos, why?
>>215181731https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c179p4wvz29o
>>215181684vpn off hivan and get into the gas pipeline
take a look at these handstake a look at these hands!
>>215181737if we're accepting "Mr rime" as a valid pocket monster then ◣ゥ 8 is equally as valid
life in russia looks comfier and less grim than life in the uk
Tempted to use hard drugs but I'm a sluggish runt of a man who does not have any mates. Does the dark web still work as a means of acquiring drugs
>>215181783big isnt he
>>215181731Love his ad libs
>>215181783You're obviously applying some weird autistic rule but Mr. Rime is a real Pokemon in the Pokedex though
>>215181784>said Ivan, lazily
oh I remember Mr. Rime from a Pokemon video or something (his special move)
>>215181799Grow up
>>215181817im serious those commie blocks look quite homelywhat do they do for work though do they have offices? can’t imagine russians going into the office
My Uma musumeOfthe Day is ..Air Groove !!
>>215181784almost like the image were presented of what life in "the bad countries" is like was propaganda i know, bizarre. theyre not all starving orcs drunk on vodka on mad rape rampages>>215181784
>>215181757theyre running a SEETHING article on drumpf paracetamol rnhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx2rk10ep0o
>>215181865of course they have officeswhere else do the politicians, generals and oligarchs have floor-to-ceiling windows to fall out of?
>>215181866dont know her
big fan of music megenerally think that anything else is a bit par for the course, a bit blase if you will
>>215181913dunno i just visualise it as endless snow outside of moscow and st familyguysberg with a few rows of commieblocks to break it up
Anime time now team
>>215181941its not 1980theyve moved on with the times like
Might open a pizzera
>>215181945can it be choke on a golfball time too
>>215181945Why not watch a British cartoon, like Rupert?
>>215181979shit animation by hwaitu piggi baka gaijin
it can only good happen
poopert lol
>>215181960didnt know that
>>215181979In one of the books he gets water floating shoes and goes into a cave and meets fisherman gnomesUtterly brilliant on every level
>see non white woman on tiktok>"my boyfriend is here!">see his hand>whitefar too grim for words. citymongs love shagging nons
>>215181979Why not watch a proper Yank style show like Little Bear?
>>215182066Porn addicted wanker
rorkes gaff
How does it feel knowing that every day you might be walking on top of some Roman sex dungeon
>>215182083looks like david bowie
fucking fuming and seething again for no reason
>>215182119its not its just a fox
>>215182122It’s your stupid slavic asiatic mongrel brain flaring up again
>>215182137yeah but it looks a bit like david bowie
>>215182119Doesn't have haemophilia like Bowie thoughThe eye thing
never met a black personwhat are they like?
>>215182156was thinking more of the attitude/personality
Me and Bowtie go a long way
Sadiq Khan. You've fucked London.
used to live on bowies old road there were loads of foxes
Yuros are the human refuse left behind in the old world when all of the chads went to the new worldWeak and decadent
>>215181663Tried to find this exact image via google search and got a message warning me I was a nonce
Thinking about finally watching a star wars film.
>st familyguysberg
>>215182254Like the ones with the girl jedi best
wheres zibelg
>>215182273I'll start with the oldest one
>>215182159surprisingly stupid
>>215182284I think it’s the newest ones that have her idk
>>215181522This used to be a fringe """conspiracy theory""" but now it's relatively common knowledge that even semi-normalfags are aware of.
Need to huff Emma Watson's smelly toots.
Feel bad for Timmy he's institutionalised himselfHe'd have loved being sat in his warm flat watching the Ryder Cup
>>215182244>yanks entering store.webm
>>215182304Oh if it's made after 2000s I am most likely not going to watch it. Sorry.
i wish one day they would deport all blacks indians and pakis from UK, they are cancer.also fuck STARMER FAGGOT
>>215182319
>>215182306
>>215182340Holy fvcking based...
>>215182418That's about people why buy tabloids and gossip rags, has nowt to do with are Emma cutting the cheese in my face.
>>215182455it depends, are you fat and stupid?
Cocks. Big ones. Black ones.
>>215182434thank you, nice to have a free free speech right?
dogshit zinger
I hasten to inform you that I've just busted a nut
Just heard that Kier Starmer's gonna force /brit/ incels to shag non-whites to stop them from being racisthorrible time to be an incel rn
i WILL get my tradie certs. i WILL move to California. i WILL drive the Ford 350 and i WILL get an olivia rodrigo biomass wife
Young retard on a motorcycle almost went over my bonnet earlier
gn forum (after a cig) :3
>>215182589Why did you crop her feet out
>>215182548oh noooowhen is this going to happen?
just realised that this assassinated guy had the same surname as captain kirk. I thought it was made up
>>215182504Does it really matter what colour they are? To me it doesn't.
what do we think of this then
Two episodes of Inuyashiki watched now onto Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds
Mental how life ends at 25
legalise opium dens electric boogaloo
>>215182675fucking ridiculous
>>215182675*yawn*
shushing you gently as i push your ankles above your head and push my tip against your bumhole
>>215182741>>215182741accidentally double clicked now I dont want to type out my post
My favourite film is Conan the Barbarian
>>215182743youre literally just posting your gayporn fanfic to the thread
>>215182664Oh yes.
>>215182743youre literally just posting your gayporn fanfic to the thread and i thank you for that
>>215182769shhhhh, don't get hard
going to bd not because I approve of your post
well, rorke?
משהו מוזר קורה כשאוכלים ענבים שפג תוקפם
zoomer girls at toil told me listen to sleep token since they know i am a metal fan and they're fucking shite
>>215182840i had a professor at uni who listened to sleep tokenhe was a fat 50 year old guy
>>215182840Get them shagged retard
>>215182743um!
>>215182840It's okay music for women
Livin in the new worldWith an old soul
>>215182870have actually shagged one of them but she also hates sleep token and is more into taylor swift
sleep token more like heres your token to have a sleep while you listen to our music because it so fucking SHITE
*runs away*
>>215182917
And so ends a day in which I shat myself thrice
>>215182946thought it was just a little nugget of shite
got the m&s haddock fish cakes in the air friar
>>215182946Alri Emma
there are so many cute girls sleeping right nowbut none of them are in my bed
Want to get drunk tonightStill at toil though and wont be done for another 5 hours
gently whispering sweet nothings into umposters ear as i claim his delicate asshole for my own
>You can't imagine your mom having sex with a black man? That's pretty racist, Anon.
Just want to drink some beers and play video games but i am stuck at toil like the runt i am
>>215183002be honest /brit/have you ever imagined this
>>215182988want I should order a bottle to your place of employment?
>>215183012well yes but not voluntarily
>>215183012seek guidance from our lord, jesus christ
:O)
Will have to go to court on friday at 9AM to pay a 150 dollar fine
my step mum is black so my dad having sex with a black women isn't hard to imagine
>>215183012I try not to.>t. mulatto
>>215183032haha dickheadwhat a fucking melondont be a nob behind the wheel of a car next time you fucking tit
>>215183032you go to court to fight tickets and fines. Was this a $15 fine that you let go?
>>215183057The fine is for getting caught fishing without a license howeverbeit
big peril adorreal pig bid
this shit goes so hard https://youtu.be/RGk6hxU7E3I
>>215183068canadians need a licence to put some string with a worm attached into a body of water you couldnt make this shit up
>>215183090lad...https://www.gov.uk/fishing-licences
just placed a $45 dollar tree order
Big big farts, loud ones that are also smelly.
>>215183105yeah no thats alrightjust common sense innit
My rent is 1160 a month
>>215183123own my own house me, no mortage, 300 a month for bills
>>215183048ever shagged her
>>215182826Guillaume Labelle is a paedophile who traces cub porn over actual babies
what's the weirdest thing you can ever remember happening to you lads? for me it was some ten years ago>wake up in the middle of the night in an instant>feel compelled to turn around and look up at the wall behind me so I do>weird, glowing hieroglyphic looking symbols shining all over the wall>wowed, not frightened>take a moment to consciously appreciate that this is real and I'm awake>then I just go back to sleepI told everyone about if the next day but nobody cared or just told me I was dreaming. but I definitely wasn't dreaming.
>>215183142ktim
About to start the third walkthrough Only 2 more after and security guard night shift toil is complete
hello fellow britishershow do you doi am one of youi drink tea and eat buttered crumpetsbeans on toasti watch the chase on the tvand yes i do have a tv loisense
>>215183182weird thing to lie about
best videogame song ever, insane how good this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtK50cbCAdk
>>215182826im transphobic its against my religion to be gay or transwhy are you so racist
>>215183199ever have to beat anybody up or pepper spray or taser or anything like that?
>>215183203not a lie. it's something odd but real that happened that now and again I just remember and think about for a bit
>>215183221No, not once in the 3 and a half years ive been working here have i ever had to do any of that
playing a mobile gacha in bed because im a fat autistic virge manchild and i have pokemon duvet
>>215183182Met the king while I was walking in Scotland. No one believes me. Literally talked about it in a thread earlier and noone replied. Just one of those things I can never prove even though it's not that mad when you think about it but there you go.
215183232 (Ye)Grow up
>>215183249what pokemon are on it
>>215183232sounds boringall the supermarket security i know regularly have to deploy the smart spray or even just a sharp backhander
>>215183254I believe you. but when you say met you mean you spoke with him or you just mean you saw him?
geowizard is a good channel
downloaded pokemon fire red onto my phone to play on my phone
>>215183293At least use a difficulty patch. The vanilla version is so boring
>>215183222reckon you might have dreamt it mate. you being asleep and all
>>215183262bulbasaur charmander squirtle and pikachugen1 master race only first 151 count
>>215183254i met camilla once, when queen elizabeth was still the boss, came to my work to visit, and i got to shake her hand, pitifully weak handshake mind you
>>215183312what about marill
>>215183309fuck off you weird nonce
>>215183289Was walking a trail in the highlands, saw a guy coming other way in the distance. Blinked a couple of times and realised that it was Charlie himself, said "hello" and he said "hello" as we passed each other, that was it. So I didn't exactly 'meet' him but I did exchange a word, so there's that
I voted for Trump but he's not exciting or funny anymore. He's kind of boring now.
>>215183326gen2 pokemon are retarded for retarded retards, retard
>>215183354what about slugma
>>215183348Watch your moth, fatboy
>>2151833522016 Trump was so cool. I don't care for second term Trump.
>>215183362your mums minge is not a pokemon
>>215183387slugma ballswhat about piloswine
>>215183315My mate had Boris come to his work and apparantly he really just is like that, bumbling and stuff, not an at all.
lesbians are so fit
>>215183182I have these types of things happen semi-regularly, the brain really thinks it's fully awake but it's not, if it were real you wouldn't have just gone back to sleep
>>215183423Almost fell asleep reading this boring ass post
>>215183068There's no online payment option on the ticket? Usually this shit's just a trip to town hall with a credit card, or ten minutes online unless there's some sentencing.
>>215183433You have narcolepsy. See a doctor before operating heavy machinery.
>>215183400all gen 2 pokemon are are shit and i want you to die
>>215183459what about blacephalon
Catberg on a sleepy one
Are oliver https://youtu.be/IlEYCWv0KKI?si=tDj1BD_w5EdCybtp
>>215183352He's going down as the most corrupt pres in history snd that's saying something given the democrats
screaming (neither gore nor porn)https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758644280740594.webm
>>215183473aww little baby :)
insane that people make the cut off at gen 1it's an unspoken agreement between everyone that the real cutoff is gen 4
>>215183182some woman was recording me on the bussomeone else, another woman in fact, walked over to tell meapparently she was recording me because i looked like someone she knewprobably the last time ive ever talked to two women in a day.... thankfully!
>>215183510what4 is one of the worst5 and 6 mog 4
>>215183349think I saw a youtube video with the exact same scenario
>>215183467what about it
>>215183526dont know really never encountered one
there were about 9 generations too manythey lost what made pokemon cool about 20 years agotheres about 900 too many crappy pokemon no one cares about
which one is cutest?(they're lip balms)
>>215183559the yellow one on the rightxi xinping-amon
>>215183364your dads dead lmao
>>215183560all cats regardless of size, sleepy, lazy and prone to anger!
>>215183537whats your favourite pokemon mines magicarp*splash*
>>215183577pooh bear is so qt
Herbing a thread like this, why the fuck is this an allowed thread title. It's fucking sick
I agree with this British fellow. This counts as British culture because he's British.He makes this accurate observation that modern society is gynocentric and it manifests in two ways. Woke feminists and mainstream conservatives are just two different flavors of gynocentric ideology.https://youtu.be/I29-3TniQeo
imagine being fresh food in aldi knowing some brown tranny had their grubby poo hands all over it
>>215183622nobody is going to watch and respond to that video if that's what you were expecting
>>215183594Not on at all
>>215182675Obviously shopped
>>215183635You will, or you will face most severe and dreadful consequences. Choose wisely.
need to order new pillows had these memory foam ones for like 4 years now
Just woke up from a mad dream where I had a massive unfurnished flat in new York city and was doing cocaine with a fit bird and running around up and down staircases and showing her around my flat trying to escape a mad old trans woman so we could have sex. Then I was stuck on this indoor ledge high over some stairs and needed to get down because I was moving out. What do you think it means? And don't say it means I'm gay because I'm not.
>>215183661dreaming about trannies is a bit gay lad
loud wog flatmate woke me up after an hour of sleep at 11PM. so I have enough energy that I won't be able to fall asleep for the rest of tonight, but come 7AM when I'm driving to work I guarantee I'm going to be so shattered I'll barely be able to keep my eyes open. fucking great stuff
>>215183661you had a dream about having sex with gay trannies?id say youre gay mate
>>215183596i cant decide its too hardmagikarp
FUCK ALL OF YOUI HATE YOU SO MUCHLET ME FREE FROM THIS PRISON
>>215183677no need to be racist rorke
>>215183670Dreaming about sex with them might be but I was dreaming about laughing at one and running away to have sex with a normal woman.
https://youtu.be/XTUGqMKWzgE&t=56
>>215183685*splash**flops*
Need Emma Watson to let one loose in my face.
>>215183682NoSee >>215183699
>>215183699it was still in your dream thoughit was your own subconscious that dreamt the tranny upyou did it to yourselfconclusion: gay
>>215183559mad how much plastic waste women are responsible for
>>215183715shoulders broader than tyson fury
>>215183709You have a shit taste in music.
>>215183699hmmmm
>>215183745this but koreans and plastic surgery
get the 'tex posted
sephiroth did nothing wrong
>>215183816>>215183816>>215183816New
Need the Canadian out of business.
>>215183839Why?
way too early
i think hes trying to prove a point about how we shouldnt use shit news? like he wants us to stay herenot sure though
quite the mystery
+1 to my umamusume onsen scenescount
>>215183895when will you reveal your secrets
Ever have calpol as a kid?Might be why you're autistic.I had it, I'm autistic.Calpol consumption is linked to autism, see.
Men will live like this and see no problem
>>215183852bloke can't even be bothered to dress properly and he's making demands of women who he's never met
>>215183903hmm.... somedaymaybe.....
>>215183911that's a nice looking pizza
Think it's been nearly a week since I had a shower. Been drinking and smoking cigs most days so I smell pretty rough now. I'll get a shower ASAP but the boilers fucked so it'll be a cold shower and there's no sleeping after one of those so I want to sleep first. Hard to sleep in this level of filth but I guess there's no choice. Hope I dream of doing cocaine and having sex again.
>>215183911only thing missing is either beer or coke
he's bringing me one can of pepsi and one can of wild cherry pepsishould I have the chicken noodles with the pepsi or the chicken noodles with the cherry pepsi or the beef noodles with the pepsi or the beef noodles with the wild cherry pepsi?
Fuck it I'm gonna wipe myself down a bit and put on some clean clothes or else I'll never get to sleep
*gives the thread a middle finger*
I could also have chicken and mash potato insteadthat's also an optionwith gravyI also have split pea soup and lentil soup
>>215183943being a smelly bastard in public should be a fineable offensemaybe even lashes for repeat offending
>>215183943>>215183980sleep outside in the garden you stinky
>>215183943Come home hillbilly man
ah so sleepy
Going bed now team goodnight
>>215183182saw a sprite or wisp once, just a green thing at eye level that flew away shortly thereafter
I want to kiss Emma Watson's butt including the hole.
>>215184038we're not your teamfuck you
>>215184093Yeah and you can fuck right off with him.
>>215184084remember when she got her knickers out in the first harry potterd film :) :) :)
>>215184002Hard to disagree, some people can't help it though (I'm not one of those people AFAIK)>>215184006Wouldn't get much sleep out there would I>>215184028Genuinely unironically would LOVE to be an Appalachian mountain man. Seriously considering actually going for it. Doubt the community would accept a lazy smelly degenerate like me though.
How come brits are smaller and weaker than us
>>215184155If that's true then probably a race thing innit. We've got loads of little Pakistani fellas bringing down our average while you've got loads of African heritage people bringing yours up. I bet white Brits and yanks are basically the same.
>>215184145No I don't you damn pedo.
>>215181492So that is a Bailey? Saw it in names but never knew it was a thing
>>215184191>If that's trueit's not
>>215184150You'll be accepted anywhere in america brother
Wiping myself down and burst an abscess between my scrotum and leg. Blood on the wet wipes. Probably blood on my clean undies as well.*To the tune of stranger in paradise*Grim as fuuuck There is blood on my underwearThere is blood on the wet wipes thereI'm a bleeder in paradise
>>215184257grim
>>215184220Wtf you're right >>215184155LIAR
cringing every time i hear gary eats pronounce dauphinoise like 'dolphin arse'
>>215181492>>215184214Honestly the motte and bailey castle should have made a comeback in the colonial and early republic eras. I live in Kentucky not too far from a fort (a few in fact) and the fact that they didn't think to make earthworks boggles the mind.
>>215184271It's not loads of blood and it doesn't hurt so I'm not too bothered. Been through worse.>>215184243Thanks man. I reckon I could pull a nice American woman and settle down with her in a remote cabin or trailer in the woods and be very happy.
>>215184306are kentuckians irish diaspora?
>>215184347No, I'm a W.A.S.P.
>>215184384>>215184384>>215184384
>>215184367I want to tell you 'bout Texas radio and the big beatComes out of the Virginia swampsCool and slow with plenty of precisionWith a back beat narrow and hard to masterSome call it heavenly in its brillianceOthers, mean and rueful of the Western dreamI love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raftWe have constructed pyramids in honor of our escapingThis is the land where the Pharaoh died
