as shrimple as that-edition
first
>>215185518>no previous>>215184019
elbows swaging trunk banging peace to the north Americans selling cocaine
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3EKHUA1aBLA
>>215185485>i saw some libtard on twitter arguing that autism was first diagnosed in 1910 and tylenol wasn’t invented until 1953. this is a case of trump derangement syndromethere's definitely a lot of things that can cause autism and other birth defects in general but its funny that people rage that it can't also be "one of those things" that may also cause it. either way, taking tylenol for a fever has been shown to maybe prolong illness/infections/etc. by turning off your body's immune response and might actually make pathogens do more damage than they would have if they had not taken it (and perhaps even doing more damage than they would have to a fetus). an insane fever that is dangerously high is not good and they should probably take stuff to get it down if it's at some ridiculous number, but taking it for every single minor inconvenience someone feels in their body or a very mild cold is probably not the best course of action.
>>215185518>picSheeeeesh thats ancient. Way before the incel epidemic/hoeflation/male loneliness epidemic.
So when am I going to grow up and become a full adult? I'm 25 and it appears unlikely to happen
take me back
GOODNIGHT
we should all make a big bonfire and sit around it
>>215185579its 8:30
>>215185568Dr. Chud looks like an older version of the goat of the /cum/ gen (archetypal Dinaric)
I don't care anymore. I'm tired of all your faggot politics. It's all fake anyway. Just shut up.
>>215185572Every adult is unironically just a grown baby. Some people are just better at handling their emotions and managing themselves. I realized this by observing the way older people interact, some grownups are some real hoes.
>>215185583it can be 12:30 if he lives on the east coast of leaf land
Every time I go to the gym I’m too wired to fall asleep
>>215185583Not in Ottawa bucco now say goodnight
The dread and helplessness came back
>>215185591yeah there are very few serious people anymore
>>215185568That's bullshit you fascist pig i can take as many painkillers as I damn well please
>>215185598You're not supposed to sleep at the gym idiot
>>215185591i noticed this when i was a kid in school and would see teachers chimpout at kids on a regular basis. it was always funny to see teachers go full retard
>>215185601night NIGHT
Ok the dog is gone im walking now
>>215185518why aren't the hot babes gamin too
>>215185601>Not in Ottawa bucco
>>215185572I'm 30 and still developing and maturing into a better person.
nostalgia fuel
>>215185620they saw the hamas video
an armadillo died in my back yard and it smells like a dead armadillo
accidentally replied to the last thread award.
>>215185609>teachers chimpout at kids on a regular basisOlder I get the more I think Freud was rightOnly thing becoming an adult adds is your superego is a little more refined and restrains that inner toddler, but the inner toddler still slips out because its in all of us
>>215185609>see teachers chimpout at kids on a regular basisLol tbqh they were lucky back then that everyone wasn't filming every interaction like they are now
>>215185518Millennials really were lame. At least the zoomer version of this joke is to fuck them, then play your video games
>>215185618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqs5gkyH930
>>215185626NOSTALGIC FOR WHAT?
>>215185628Context?
>>215185640the zoomer version of the joke is to BE the hot "girls"
I’ve got spurs that jingle jangle
>>215185618Be careful the dog could still be around, they're sneaky like that
>Millennials really were lame. At least the zoomer version of this joke is to fuck them, then play your video games
>>215185640Millenials love fake cutsey crap
hello sirgineers
Another hard work out this evening, muscles are getting bigger but not big enough yet.
>>215185640Do zoomer gamers ever even have sex anymore
>>215185646a group of radical gamers kidnapped a female game dev, kept her long enough to give her stockholm syndrome, and forced her to apologize for herself and other women ruining their favorite games
>>215185646only the greatest episode of a crime drama in human history
im sorta tired today. i had to delimb a bunch of trees and chop a bunch of wood and as soon as that was over i went and did jiu jitsu. my coach said im very improved which made me happy.it's really hard to stay hydrated when you work out in the evenings. i want to drink tons of water but if i do im gonna be getting up to pee till 2am
HOLY SHIT JIMMY KIMMEL JUST SHOT SOMEONE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
>>215185667mind your own business
erm guys? this was literally fascism...quite literally.
Blunts up
>>215185675> HOLY SHIT JIMMY KIMMEL JUST SHOT SOMEONE ON NATIONAL TELEVISIONi know you're memeing because you'd have to be watching his show to know this and no one watches jimmy kimmel
>>215185679Will anyone in the Bidet admin face any consequences for this? It’s unconstitutional, no?
>>215185667anymore?? if zoomers STARTED having sex that'd be something
>>215185679Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences chud
>>215185690they should but probably not...of course if Trump were smart he'd prosecute before midterms, get the base all riled up
>>215185690Right after Hillary Clinton and Obongo go to jail like orange man promised
>>215185691why do you guys say i'm not white, i'm a corn-fed white boy like you guys i just don't have blonde hair and blue eyes and a pink dick, thank you
>>215185705because you're a brownzilian and pink dicks > brown ones
>>215185691I'm too tired to court women and have sex. Pay me a wage and I might do it
Walmart
>>215185711you're a zoomer right? you sound like a geezerhurr I'm too tired waaaaa
>>215185711same, you niggas would have to pay me to make me talk to women
>>215185684I will join you shortly. The only catch? I’m a vapefag.
Wont you take me to funky town
>>215185704His promises don't mean shit in case you retards haven't learned by now
>>215185724Vapefags get their bussy ravaged
>>215185725sorry my car is full of empty Sobe bottles so there is no room
>>215185722I'm an unc zoomer. My back hurts all I want to do is play videogames and eat goyslop and drink beerDon't bother me with this vaginal jew stuff
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's flyAnd is also known as a busta
>>215185725Let us see the toes
>>215185674>it's really hard to stay hydrated when you work out in the evenings. i want to drink tons of water but if i do im gonna be getting up to pee till 2amdrink water during the workouts. the harder the workouts are, the more electrolytes and even sugar you can put in your water
https://youtu.be/I29-3TniQeo
>>215185737Powerful
surprised that a serial killer hasn't just driven up to philadelphia to take out all of the people on fent. victimless crime.
Got the newest Netflix original animated series on
>>215185731Understandable
>>215185735GOD I miss sobe so much
>>215185674this is what I will be doing tonight. finished a 2 hour workout and had to drink a full protein shake + bottle of water, it's a 3 pee kinda night.
going to watch new Silent Hill f playthrough and probably fall asleep
this gentleman, is democracy manifest
How can I buy alcohol in the morning without looking like an alcoholic?
>>215185751murderers do kill homeless people all the time it's just no one cares enough to report it most of the time. but it does happen. same with random hookers.
>>215185740what are you gay now?
>>215185769say you worked 3rd shift
>>215185769I just hope they assume I work nights or something
>>215185769go to the liqour store
freestoiluhruckamuckafone
You know the Hindu high God Vishnu? Well, in Slovenian 'vishnyee' can mean 'the highmost'. SAAARS!
>>215185764I'm watching Darksydephil play it
all my niggas shop at erewhon
>>215185773I'm not gay, but my dick isn't pink, my nipples are somewhat pink, do you have a pink dick and pink nipples? Thank you
>>215185780local saar discovers proto-indo-european culture
Almost done with SaGa Frontier remaster, do I do original style Romancing SaGa 2 or the remake version Revenge of the Seven next
Fellas, I’m drinking a Martini. I’m officially the gayest /cum/bum of all.
Brown people's dicks look like turds lmao
>>215185780i pray that vishnu will come to you in a dream tonight saar
>>215185786bee bee see?
>>215185791but the Slavic languages are a lot more like Indo-Aryan languages than Germanic, Italic or Celtic languages are, as shown by this example.
What's the most amount of money you've ever spent on a hotdog?
>>215185821made for brahmin
>>215185818Do you have a pink dick? Thank you
>>215185801on my way to fuck your ass right now
>>215185821*sigh*it would be very nice to copulate with a human female such as this one
>>215185823Read this in the voice of Anton Chigurh
>made for brahmin
>>215185780I just looked it up and “višnja“ means “sour cherry” in Slovenian THOUGH
>>215185832Splendid!
>>215185827I do not, nor nipples. But I am very pale, not pink anglo pale, but by no means an Italian or Serb, and my torso is hairless. I am a dinaric.
>>215185801Since when is drinking a martini associated with being gay? Is James Bond a faggot?
If you want to go and take a ride with meWe 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D'sOh, why do I live this way?
>>215185823I think either 8 bucks at some chiraq joint or (also) $9 at a ballpark
been hitting the gym for a like a month and i still have twig arms, whats up with that
>>215185823hard to remember but probably like $5 in jew york. this was in the mid 2000s though idk how their prices are these days.
>>215185840brahmins are exotic. women love exotic.
>>215185856Hmm you make a good point. I went to a Martini bar once and it turned out to be a gay bar. Maybe I’m the problem.
>>215185823$1.50 at Costco (beverage included, which costs $1 when purchased alone, so more like $0.50)
>>215185859you’re not doing gomad
>>215185857AYYYYYY MUST BE THE MONEYYYYY
>>215185859Working out doesn’t work if you’re natty
Treat my egg babies good
>>215185842višnja means sour cherry but višnji means the highmost. You know Latin, where a single word can have like 5 meanings? Slovenian is still a lot like Latin grammatically like most Slavic languages but it's not as exacting lexically.
>>215185859keep going and genuinely push yourself brother i'll see you in valhalla-HH
>>215185854You're fucking germanic?
>>215185874If you wanna go and get high with meSmoke a L in the back of the Benz-EOh, why must I feel this way?
>brahmins are exotic. women love exotic.
>>215185821Breasts too large, hips too wide. She needs to look more like a man.
brahmin are 2 headed cows in fallout what the fuck is wrong with indians everything they do is so fucked and cringe
>>215185859stress can raise your metabolism, that's my problem anyway.
>Breasts too large, hips too wide. She needs to look more like a man.
>>215185899What's your social security number?
I’m white in the winter like a statue
>>215185887no, but Slovenians are lighter skinned than Balkanoids
You guys are like /pol/ but low IQ.
>>215185909467-56-9987
>>215185915low iq is betterlow iq = silly! happy! no sad!
>>215185915>low IQ.das rite
>>215185915i'm simply hiding my power level buddy
tomorrow is pay day! yippie!
not watchin destiny
>game in arizona>call goes in dodgers way >cheering ensues I don't care how white the state is, take away their team NOW
>>215185915>unironically caring about politics or taking sidesMidwit moment
>>215185924>frogfaggot wannabe newfagFucking brown people.
Is this true
>>215185943I wonder how many living in Phoenix/Las Vegas actually had parents/grandparents born there
i'm not fat, it's a hormonal imbalance. ASSHOLE.
Lex Friedman
more like Lex FRAUDman
>>215185915>/pol/ but low IQBut /pol/ is already low IQ?
>>215185956not really
>>215185956truly unfunny
sex withman
so I checked out /pol/ for the high IQ discussion and all I have to say is LMAO
>>215185823$17 FUCKING dollars. But then again it was via Uber Eats and it was a wagyu hotdog.
>>215185977Fag
/comfy/ pints with the grandad. i hope to be a grandfather someday i'd be like this
>>215185981bodied
>>215185981chill chill im just naming my favorite jewish podcast host sex withman
No one cares proxyjeet
>>215185979>and it was a wagyu hotdog.sounds interesting was it good?
>>215185989that nigga ROTUND
>>215185965>Lex FriedmanHe wants to rule the world...thru creative accounting!
>>215185989I went to a bar in England but it was incredibly milqetoastwent to a pub for an away game of my epl team in south england and it was as boring as it is heregod damn it
Drinking some Guinness in an Irish cozy pub seems like an experience I want to have some day.
why are they called brahminis it like yao guai where it's from their language
>>215186018i dont investigate that kind of thing
>>215186011you just needed to find the right people. need friends first then comes the revelry
>>215186014oh my god its the best. I went to dublin with my buddy and we went to some hole in the wall pub aorund noonish or something and there was horse racing on the telly and an elvis concert for some reason, and this nutty old guy who played guitar and chatted with us. One of my fondest memories of the trip
>>215185989grandaddy is the spitting image of the norf fc meme
>>215185977Get his ass
>>215186018well there's an anthropological theory that states that all indo-european societies have a tripartite distinction between social classes at their core - soldier, priest, peasant. The word brahmin is ancient, appearing in a more complex form in the earliest vedas afaik.
>>215185997I guess? I had never had wagyu anything before nevermind steak. The meat was very rich tasting, very fatty, which is what I've heard about wagyu beef. It was a bit weird tasting but it was good yeah. Wouldn't get it again I don't think tho. Next time it'll be a full-blown steak.
>>215185572Ego death
>>215186030O.m.g authentic Irish lander's o.m.g yas
>>215186018cuz they my brahs, nah'min?
>>215186018>every Indian I've come across claims to be Brahmin >the Indians you meet online or in some tech company are the best of the bestImagine that.
Currently shitposting and arguing with multiple strangers on 3 different boards. Winning all arguments too.
>>215185572>So when am I going to grow up and become a full adult? I'm 25 and it appears unlikely to happenwhen you're like 70-something
>>215186058more authentic than any youve ever met, cump
What about super-ego death ?
I'm slightly irritated by the fact that I have to put my clothes on whenever I go outside even for a little bit because "neighbors might say something" fucking cry babies
>>215186018It started when which class of people could lift the biggest rock of poop over their head, the bramins won so they are the highest caste
dont talk to me if u aint on ur goon shit fr
>>215186060LOL
I have some nicknames for Rome, tell me what you think: The Wrath of Rome The Might of Rome The Fist of Rome The Buckbreaker of Guiris The Buckbreaker of Kikes
thinking about latina feet
>>215186087he was A CONSUL OF ROME! he was a consul of rome.
>>215186092Idgi it’s just a foot
>>215186030That sounds awesome. It’s on my bucket list.
>>215186074Authentic Irish are nigger-souled so that's nothing to be proud of Irish are basically a thoughtless horse like people
>D0yers
Let’s pretend it’s not the end of the world
Second martini time. Two is probably the maximum lol. Not trying to black out.
>>215186130On a weeknight?
>>215186092That’s not a pretty foot in my HUMBLE opinion
Wonder how civilization is going to keep churning without my brilliance I'm like atlas keeping the sky from falling, or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpDEVdW4pMk
>>215186133I am currently seeking employment
>>215186133Better than a week day. Though best of all is 24/7
incoming trvke that will make Europeans insecure: the Aztecs were more brutal than the Romans
I AM SCHIZOREDDITPROXYJEETFEAR MY POWER
>>215186134put your glasses on grandpa fk
Wowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/pap4xFxn5F8
>>215186092Can’t tell if male or just ugly
what manner of cognitive malfunction produces this fetish
Perhaps I should go out for an incel walkJust walk aimlessly downtown like a dog
Indian women have deceptively large and bubbly breasts
>>215186138If Frankie Valli were white
I don't do incelwalks because I am socially awkward and don't want to smile or nod or talk to the people I walk past
imagine eating this good
>>215186154That's not a trvke at all
>>215186170The nerves running from the brain to the genitals and from the brain to the feet are physically close to each other, and signals from one can trigger sensation in the other and vice versa in people with this affliction
>>215186179dont like brown nipples
"I'm an American ethnic, I'm not English or German"-Spic Fuentes, the white supremacist of the united states of america, thank you
>>215186184>don't want to smile or nod or talk to the people I walk pastDon't then
>>215186179
I walk 1 mile to and from work every day
>>215186154Why would anyone be proud of that?
Nobody can Stop Nick at this point
>>215186197interesting
ayo you cum niggas wanna go a cruise?!?!
>>215186217Thanks but I'm white
>>215186205I'm sorry, but you can't be in The Proclaimers
>>215186222umm I saw one white lady and her kid...poor thing
>>215186205I had to walk a lot for school and I was surprised how weak my legs would get every summer break where I was just st home all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zk2jAJkcWE
>>215186217looks like hell on earth
Time to smoke marijuana.
>>215186222just go to aruba everyone there is fucking dutch and american you'll see a bunch of white girls
>>215186239I see white girls every day..?
SO MUCH RAIN.
>>215186238time? what's the time, anyway?
>>215186249PST.
>>215186244wish that was me
>>215186249Time is a construct
>>215186253What?
>>215186238Marijuana smoke?That's ridiculous.
>>215186223DA-DA DA DA(Da-da da da)
I wish it would rain here
>>215186257What? >>215186258True, true.
I look like this
>>215186262its been raining every day here since september began and i love it
>>215186239Royal carribean is the more white oriented cruise line. Still lots of browns, though, cruises are kind of a brown person thing
4chan and reddit have made me dislike the japanese
>>215186274same but Indians i've never even met one lol
>>215186256It's not
>>215186242I mean if you want to go to the caribbean or ride on a cruise ship, they have the icelandic cruises too which are very white, filled with white girls
>>215186256beyond a certain age, time is a flat circle
>>215186205I walked 5 miles back home from work the other day when my car broke down
>>215186282thank your lucky stars
>>215186282those too and jews
time is a fart circle
>>215186239>>215186273>>215186217Cruises in the Mediterranean, Baltic Sea, and North Sea are majority whiteProbably the ones in the South Pacific too
>>215186296how long did that take
>>215186194it iswhat the surrounding nations wrote about the Romans doesn't come close to what the neighbors of the Aztecs wrote about them >>215186209All men want their tribe to win and brutality is a good measure
>>215186306just go to aruba and cum inside a dutch girl's red headed pussy, thank you
I left Nair on my balls about 1 minute longer than I should have.
>>215186273I went on a cruise on Norweigian Cruise lines in the Caribbean and nearly everyone on board was white, but also a bit older crowd for sure which was fine since my parents were there and they're not party animals.I'd probably go virgin if I wanted a party boat without too many browns?? idk never been on that one
Cruise ships are for old people. If you’re under the age of 60 and even entertain the thought of taking a trip on a cruise ship, you’re fucking weird.
>>215186320are you trans now?
this from the footpedo whos almost 50
LIKE A SUNDAY IN TJTHAT IT'S CHEAP BUT IT'S NOT FREE
>>215186268I see a lot of memes of this anime but not much discussion It was a charming show but no depth at all. Really good opening too
>>215186314>what the surrounding nations wrote about the Romans doesn't come close to what the neighbors of the Aztecs wrote about themIt's true but not a trvke. A trvke is controversial not just an interesting historical tid bit
I’m gayBut also, I’m gay
mentally, spiritually, aesthetically, in all ways but physical, i am a teenage girl.
>>215186335Then where the fuck do we find young, hot white girls? Thank you
>>215186309Roughly an hour and a half
trvke that will make Europeans and Asians insecure:The Aztecs were more brutal than the Romans, Mongols, and Soviets
>>215186350BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE, THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED, THE WAY YOU STARE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL, YOU DON'T KNOW-OW-OW YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
>>215186322Bang any milfs?
I don't think I have a tribe. I use reddit and 4chan but I don't like either one that much. I play games but I don't want to play with others. I hate a lot about the left and the right. I'm Ukrainian but I moved out when I was young and I don't feel like a real Canadian. I'm not that close with my family. I have no friends. I woulda been dashed upon the rocks in olden times
>>215186350You know what you are? You is a fucking clown.
>>215186341I'm gay*dons a phantom of the opera costume*But also, I'm le gay
>>215186314>all men want their tribes to winThen you disprove your own theory. The romans were far more succesful than the aztecs
>>215186330No, I'm getting my cock and balls ready for sex with fat Latinas.
I wish travelling by boat was more common. Fucking hate flying.
>>215186375how fat
I wish America was a train country, but trump fucking hates trains, he wants to ban it, he wants everyone to be fucking gay
>>215186374no they weren't The Aztecs were more expansionary than the Romans. Also the Aztecs never lost to a weak tribe like the Romans did (to the Germanics)
>>215186366this is a pretty common feeling imho. i don't feel like i belong anywhere either. never have. probably didn't help that i moved often as a kid so i never closely identified with a place or group of people.
>>215186366>don't think I have a tribeSame, a girl in an old job told me I just need to "find my people"But I don't feel like i have any people I belong to https://youtu.be/HAKnWi15ycs
>>215186378It takes forever and isn't much more efficient otherwise. Unless you sail, but then it takes especially longer
>>215186366In my opinion you’re a real Canadian. But I can’t make you feel that way.
>>215186396Arminius and his red-head wife Thusnelda blew the fuck out of the gay swarthy romans in the battle of the teutoburg forest, thank you
I want to go on a long train ride where you get your own cabin and sleep in it
>>215186370This was so stupid but I laughed out loud.
>>215186396>the Aztecs never lost to a weak tribe like the Romans did (to the Germanics)They got absolutely crushed by a small group of Spaniards I'd say that's pretty embarrassing
>>215186365no but maybe could have idk, didn't try that hard. I was gambling next to this like 40 year old chinese lady she was flirty for sure and we both won like 200$ so
>>215186406um okay the Germanic tribes were still backwards and were far inferior to the Romans but the Romans still lost (which never happened to the Aztecs)
>>215186397>>215186402>>215186405
>>215186420>They got absolutely crushed by a small group of Spaniardsask me how I know you're not Hispanic or Luso but you're a subhuman northern european anyone that is actually Hispanic and Luso would know that the Spaniards teamed up with the rivals of the Aztecs. Most of the soldiers in the battles against the Aztecs were native tribes NOT Hispanics or Lusos
>>215186396Spaztecs>conquered a bunch of independant, tiny as fuck literal whos>pretty good with water>useless with anything else>any trace of them gone, fondly remembered by their homicidal decendants onlyRomans>conquered the important parts of the world>brought great works to them which persist to this day>left such an impression in those places that it became the cultural, technological and economic hub of the worldIdk man the aztecs were cringe and gay by comparison
Hey hun your boobs may be wrinkly but I know you gotta heart of gold, come take a cruise on Daddy's dick and I'll make a mommy like you feel like a girl again
Your casino loses money, maybe we can do better
>>215186217looks like they're having fun and probably got some good shit playing on the radio
>>215186449Ok so even worse this supposedly great empire got gang banged by a bunch of small tribes
>>215186432I'm fucking icelandic, I'm fucking germanic
I'm a fucking duck. Quack nigga.
ran out of chocolate and chips its suffering time till friday
>>215186466I'M FUCKING ICELANDIC, I'M FUCKING GERMANIC
>>215186416>>215186416>>215186416
>>215186463it was a coalition of thousands of tribes and the Hispanics/LusosAztecs went out with a bang fighting everyone Romans went out like cucks through infighting and internal collapse (although they did buckbreak jews so thats pretty cool)
>>215186432>romans blown the fuck out in war and failed to conquer germania>germans “inferior” to the romans???
>>215186488you forgot the part when 6 years after Germanicus slaughtered Germanic tribes and killed Arminius
>>215186477I am naturally a Nordic — a chalk-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandinavian or North-German forests — a Viking berserk killer — a predatory rover of Hengist and Horsa — a conqueror of Celts and mongrels and founders of Empires — a son of the thunders and the arctic winds, and brother to the frosts and the auroras — a drinker of foemen's blood from new picked skulls — a friend of the mountain buzzards and feeder of seacoast vultures — a blond beast of eternal snows and frozen oceans — a prayer to Odin and Thor and Woden and Alfadur, the raucous shouter of Niffelheim — a comrade of the wolves, and rider of nightmares
>>215186449>ask me how I know your not hispanicI'm regularly employed, not overly emotional or deeply invested in shit that doesn't matter
>>215186383Fridge-body phenotype.
Millennials are not allowed to be bad at the internet. Boomers and Gen X'ers are excused due to ignorance.Zoomers are allowed to be "ironically" bad and low effort.But if a Millennial makes a youtube video that shit better be perfect.
