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canadadance
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>>215188143
cringe
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Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.
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TAD
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i hate generals people in these things always talk like they're verbally impaired what's up with that
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ATTENTION PLEASE
YOU ARE ARE BREACHING THE CALIPH'S PEACE WITH YOUR ILLEGAL POSTS
YOU ARE ORDERED TO APPEAR IN SHARIA COURT TOMORROW
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>>215188180
clue gained
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The Magpie Party faclitates the genocide of Grey Squirrels
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>>215188187
Reality is literally the opposite. English people are quite fond of the Scottish, whereas the Scots have this intense hatred for England over events that happened centuries ago.
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>>215188186
he was gay you know
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>>215188229
stop giving spaki (You)s mate
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morning lads, at toil, sucking a 'veve. and you?
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>>215188229
You are like those chimp pet owners who are fond of the chimp they kidnapped from the wild until they get their face eaten
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Get a beer in you. A wank. Stale air. Cigarette smoke. Arteries occluding. Muscles atrophying. Mind vegetating. A book unread. An instrument gathering dust. A language never learned. The computer on.
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once I cut this weight my abs are gonna be fucking popping
>>215188229
Like fucking scousers you lot always the victims
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it's wednesday my dudes
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>>215188265
finally a good post
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>>215188180
Mad how many colours there are. Those 12 make up just a small sample of the total number, which is well into the hundreds.
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am a skinny lad how much effort will it take me to get to 400lbs
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>>215188143
>canadian portrayed as east asian
lol if only, nowadays, an indian would be more accurate
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>>215188252
dont be so hard on the scots, theyre civilised now
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>>215188265
she's fit. how many children have you murdered?
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>>215188265
booberooskies
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some countries think green and blue are the same colour
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me, sexy Jewish ladies, greater israel
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doing a cheeky toilpoo
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>>215188265
EWWWWWW
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>>215188252
My entire relationship with Scotland consists of enjoying shortbread, limmy, and pictures of the Scottish environment. And yet Scots are obsessed with hating me because I happen to have been born in England. And when I point this out, they think I'm trying to take away their victim status by playing the bigger victim. As if I care, or implied that I care, what Scots think about me or my country.
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>>215188352
kill jester
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thoughts on these trainers? already ordered them so nice things only please
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Mad how greeks invented gayness, it's been downhill ever since
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>>215188352
Scots want freedom, havent you seen Braveheart?
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>>215188352
You’re rattled mate
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>>215188352
>And when I point this out, they think I'm trying to take away their victim status by playing the bigger victim
irl?
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I don’t think about Scotland except for when I hear someone with their annoying accent or when Scottish people decide to type in said accent for no reason think they’re trying to be funny.
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drove a automatic car for the first time last night I am NEVER going back to manual fuck that
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>>215188379
I supported their independence referendum more than they did.
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>>215188379
cute clay pots and stuff
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>>215188394
it peng
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>>215188382
No, online. I don't meet any Scots irl.
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Two weeks free of the vape but wouldn't mind a suckle right now
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doing a canada dance
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>>215188405
init
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my grandad went and started another family in scotland but then he got bored and came back. so i have some scottish uncles i've never met
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fuck my chud martian life
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>>215188143
I remember when I made this edit, back when Canada was getting over run by asians, REAL asians mind you.
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>>215188437
Really interesting thanks for telling all of us
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>>215188433
you're over the hardest part of it mate. forget about that shit
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just want to become a right gassy hog stewing in my own shit and food wrappers
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Good to see Indians bringing their culture to Canada. Divershity is our strength
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>>215188456
no worries
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>>215188461
Isn't it about time you guys got your military bases and fucked off out of Europe
How are you guys defending 800 million Europeans?
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>>215188457
Just need that little boost from the morning puff
Only thing stopping me is I'd have to give money to the pakis for the nic salts
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Readjusting my fringe 30 times to try and hide my hairline fully
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something very primally therapeutic about starting a fire
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>>215188518
But it's 20C outsi-oh
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92 days until Christmas lads. Pig in blanket crisps have been spotted in Tesco.
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>>215188180
Based
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>>215188461
what is rorke doing
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>>215188496
dying for a ciggie me
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>>215188494
You'll forever be cucked by us having to save you from the Germans in WW2. Wasn't our war, it was yours.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYL_R340B4w
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>>215188606
wasn't some altruistic thing though was it, you came out of it way ahead for doing so
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>>215188518
Not a therapeutic as curling out a fatty
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>>215188586
shit posting on brot
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>>215188632
Exactly so don't complain. We're in Europe to keep you from attacking Germany again, and starting another war.
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toilberg gave me a better pay rise than i expected so that's one positive going for me in my gay little miserable life
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>>215188606
>you us you our yours
>>215188632
>you
>>215188679
>we you

you cunts are in your fucking twenties
stop larping as countries and actually do something for yourselves, you sadacts
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>>215188606
1. You, personally, didn't do shit.
2. American companies funded both sides of the war.
3. The benefits of having defeated the nazis become more and more elusive as time goes on.
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>>215188562
leftypol hates this
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the american flag is so tacky
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>>215188606
Err yeah ok but how is the hispanic armada defending 800 million Europeans exactly?
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been looking for a job for ages and my mates haven't offered to help
Swallowed my pride and asked a couple directly and they basically said no
Nice one
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used to assume the north parts of the UK are all shitholes but its actually quite peng
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>>215188697
donem
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>>215188697
based
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>>215188736
Are your mates hiring managers? If not what are they supposed to do?
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>>215188697
>>215188704
>Declares war on Germany for them invading Poland
>Let's Russia invade Poland 2 weeks later
>*War over*
>Gives all of Poland to Russia
Curious
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>>215188709
loads of them genuinely think its the best looking flag on earth. brainwashed freaks
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Guys I for one am a firm believer in Europe for Europeans and quite frankly I don't see any benifit in a non European country having any military bases in Europe
I mean what kind of impact could this be having on European politics?
Quite frankly it's absurd
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>>215188711
We're protecting you from Russia lol
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>>215188763
Remember, you are a guest in /brit/. You are beneath the locals so anything you say or do no matter how right I will always side with even the mongiest of Union Jacks.
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>>215188763
I never declared war on anyone or if I did then I was drunk and it doesn't count
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>>215188785
no you're not
be quiet
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There's this seagull that lives within a square mile of my house and it literally never stops screaming. It's one of the young ones that make a horrible loud whistle scream. It literally never shuts up. It flies around and sits on top of buildings and screams. It harasses adult seagulls. Presumably its mother has abandoned it or died and it's screaming for food. I hope it dies. I'm close to buying a high pressure water gun or a drone or a laser.
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>>215188751
I'm too retarded to pretend to know how it works but I'm pretty sure it's not just hr who push their hands on the scales
If one were to get a referral for a position you at least guarantee a human sees your cv no?
Perhaps I'm being too harsh on them I'm just blackpilled rn. 12 months no job. I won't hold it against them
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>>215188781
>what kind of impact could this be having on European politics?
It's keeping hostile non-europeans (russia and china) out of europe so stop complaining
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>>215188736
Time to dust off the old CV and put on a little make-up. And don't forget to practice your boot licking, you'll need to do lots of it
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>>215188785
How exactly? russia only has 100 million people that's almost the same as Germany
Britain and France are both nuclear powers
I don't see where you guys fit into anything everything seems fine and there doesn't really seem to be a need to have non European military bases in Europe
You do realise that Europe has more than double your counties population and vast amounts of resources
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>>215188791
I hate this country and it's general. I wish I lived in Scotland or Ireland..
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why do you care so much about europe? we’re not europeans and nobody thinks of us as such. we are on our own. stop worrying about a different group of countries and start worrying about us.
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could've sworn I clicked /int/
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>>215188751
My mate said he could get me a job at Primark and he wasn't a hiring manager
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>>215188832
Mental anyone can still think that
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i hate china it's the worst country in my opinion
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>>215188869
the lion cares not what the mouse thinks
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>>215188844
Do you even have a military?
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>>215188848
always scotland and ireland with you lot
trust me england is shit but you dont want to be living in the giant council estate that is scotland
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>>215188832
Is it?
I'm pretty sure that russia is currently fighting a war in Europe right now
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>>215188844
>You do realise
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>>215188763
it's actually not curious at all. you actually think the USA should have invaded the USSR in 1945 to liberate poland?
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>>215188880
I'm from California desu, Afghanistan would be an improvement
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>>215188899
>>>/his/
>>>/r9k/
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bomb the united states until theres nothing left
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>>215188799
he will snatch every motherfucker birthday if hosed
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>>215188881
How many us military bases are in the Ukraine?
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>>215188911
i'll talk about whatever i want here you minimod twat
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>>215188924
>the Ukraine
just say ukraine
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>>215188879
Yes we have a military and we have ethnic and cultural identities rather than just an ideology
In my personal opinion it seems stupid to have a foreign alien ideological super state inside your country
You're kind of like Europe's APAC
Always telling us how much we need you but do we?
I don't think we do honestly it's not WW2 anymore it's not the 1700's anymore
I think you guys are old news
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>>215188938
I'll say what I want
The Ukraine The Ukraine The Ukraine The Ukraine The Ukraine The Ukraine
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>>215188956
time to die
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>>215188924
Funnily enough zero
Never there when you need them always hanging around when you don't
We're the new world now they are the old world
Always talking about old news
Always clinging onto the past
It's time to move forward and not be stuck in the 1940's
Do we really need US military bases? no we don't it's just silly
It's letting them play empire but they have no real power, what are they going to do if we tell them to leave? they'll leave
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raping my arse with an ostrich egg
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just seen a pigeon do a shit
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I think the real problem is trannies though. Like they're kidding themselves if they think they'll ever be accepted as normal members of society. Your average man or woman in the street will always see them as at best a bit of a joke and at worst a creepy, malicious threat.
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>>215188917
Me
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just accidentally declared war on scotland ffs what am i like
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the military bases are so they can spy on you and do false flag attacks on you in return for uhhhhhhhh
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>>215188990
The one and only Ukraine probably thought they didn't need US military bases as well.
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>>215189025
Monster
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>>215189027
*rushes in to finish your sentence*
the jews
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>I look at London, where you have a terrible mayor, terrible, terrible mayor, and it's been changed, it's been so changed," he said. "Now they want to go to sharia law. But you are in a different country, you can't do that

Infront of the ENTIRE UN, why is drumpf so based?
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>>215189052
hes sick :(
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>>215189092
i would take him more seriously if his entire purpose wasn't throwing it back and twerking for israel, bit ironic to tell us we're controlled by 'another country'
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wont the UN PLEASE think of the mong covids
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>>215189036
They quite clearly didn't
I highly doubt that americans are going to die for a European country they can't even find on a map
It's all make believe
Their the big tough guys 0o0o0 scary sanctions
It's silly
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Neighbours washing machine hitting the spin cycle at approximately 09:04 am. Doesn't bother me but any earlier and they risk losing the goodwill of the local community, as this is an area of terraced houses converted into flats and everybody hears what everybody else is up to.
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imma get this money one way or the other
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>>215189118
fell for ragebait headlines award
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>>215189144
no i didnt
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Ladling poo into my arse
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>>215189152
fell for it and reposted it award
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>>215189121
>They quite clearly didn't
Repelled the Russian invasion now have they? I would have thought that would be in the news.
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Have you ever spoken to a kawaii Japanese lady??
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do girls have pooey arses?
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>>215189127
during covid i lived in bootle and i had a prozzie living next door, was wfh and had to listen to her getting rammed by fat taxi drivers multiple times per day
very grim
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>>215189118
>daughter
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>>215189181
Bootle? More like BRUTAL
had a mate from Liverpool and he said it's rough as fuck round there
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my favourite thing about scotland !

mousey !!
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>>215189196
his cock is arse-hungry and im very happy to feed it
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>>215189195
yeh its fully grim and reeks of fish from the docks most of the year
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>>215189181
Did you partake?
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>>215189164
It's irrelevant because the saviours of the west and our eternal overlords and protectors that keep all of Europe safe because eurocucks are gay and can't fight etc actually didn't keep Europe safe
The wars exposed how irrelevant they are
Afghanistan exposed how useless they are
They aren't necessary at all they exist in Europe for no reason
Quite frankly I think mass deportations which are inevitable should start with them
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>>215189230
yeh for a while i was also a prostitute x
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social distancing
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>>215189230
absolutely not, she was a pure crackhead
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>>215189171
No but I walked past one once and her jaw practically hit the floor. Dunno if it's because I was so good looking (I'm not any more), or because I going commando and she may have seen the outline of my knob, or because I smelled rough. Can never tell what people are thinking. It was cute to see her unrestrained reaction though. Like a cartoon person, she was.
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>>215189243
DON’T STAND SO
DON’T STAND SO
DON’T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME!
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People hate Mousey because he won't take no guff from them
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>>215189267
he's also an obnoxious schizo
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I’d tongue mousey’s anus !!
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>>215189260
in my experience japanese people fucking stink because for some reason they don't use deodrant, some of the train rides were unbearable
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>>215188823
Really depends what type of job you're looking for
For some you're right that yeah you can get through the CV filter
Was their response no we won't help or just there's nothing available right now?
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im not gay but the idea of entering that forbidden hole and watching those bits jangle. if only women had cocks
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>>215189282
probably festooned with winnets
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>>215189301
i thought east asians lacked the gene for body odour?
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>>215188143
cum to canada saar
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>>215189333
its a different scent to the typical BO but it fucking reeks all the same, no idea why they think they don't need to use deodrant they most certainly do
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>>215189333
Not that anon but I think that's just some of the chinese
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landladyberg throwing a wobbly because I don't want to discuss rent increases in person
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I'm a very serious person
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slovakia? more like slowpakiyeh lmfao
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>>215189379
no, that just wouldn't stand
but I was 1 verb away from greatness
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>>215189380
overcooked
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>>215189379
Prove it
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>>215189376
My landlord did this too
Sent me a text outlining what he wanted and then immediately wanted to come to my flat to talk about it the next day as if there's anything that can be said in person that can't be said in an email
Retarded boomers
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>>215189380
Thought that was an oyster with blood where the pearl should be. Was about to appreciate the symbolism when I saw it's a bacon sarnie
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back from my 3 dayer
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half 9 drinking a can of stella in bed
this is living
this is art
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>>215189418
its not that retarded, generally people aren't confrontational and will push back less in person as opposed to via a text
basically your landlord thinks you're spineless
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Just had a cig and a coffee and it's got me buzzing
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>>215189380
this scares the muslim and the jew
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get the paracetamol banned
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*chuffs a cig*
corr that lovely nicotine yum yum
i don't actually smoke so idk really
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Off to the doctor's to see if they can fix my hammy foot and fungal toenail infection. Suspect I'll be fobbed off and have to go private
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Kimchi with rice
Activia
Kombucha
Had all of the above about 40 minutes ago and now I can feel the good bacteria whizzing around my gut microbiome and proliferating and protecting me from the horrible heartburn I've been having recently. Also had a couple of Celebrations chocolates (bounty and galaxy) but they're not relevant to the main point which was that my gut microbiome could batter your gut microbiome in a fight.
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First off, I have to say that the British horror tradition, at least since WW2, has been guided by fools, literary buereaucrats, and Mark Gatiss, who is honestly quite alright. But I could extended a scarlet-rimmed Templar hand in a country house hallway better than the lot of them, I tell you! And all the folk horror films have ultimately turned out low budget disappointments! There!
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>>215189483
one sip of coffee would send your plumbing to chernobyl
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>>215189380
cooked that bacon with a lighter did we lad?
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A Wendy’s has popped up near me. Should I try it?
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>>215189493
nigga has gyno lmaoo
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>>215189522
wen deez nuts
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well, I sure made a fool of myself, didn't I. Still, that Hammer movie where the family patriarch in the Haunting equivalent's dead body is kept alive by electric pulses gathered from scares is still shite. And all the Hammer movies, they're awful. Christopher Lee would be sweeping the streets nowadays!
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>>215189532
when they what?
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>>215189380
Scrantastic
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soseg sandwich on the cards
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>I am Lord Summerisl-
no, look, mate, Nick Cage did your job better than you
time to quit the profession, here's yer broom
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Want to shag her up the bum and get her poo on my willy.
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>>215189624
alri lad
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trannies should be eradicated from public life
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got the phrase "soapy tit wank" in my mind but dont know why
is it from a film or something?
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>>215189654
i incepted it into you last night
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Never really been impressed by horror movies, even before video games took over the genre. Jump scares, gore, people acting creepy or dangerous? All seems very cheap and formulaic. Paranormal Activity was okay, it made me actually afraid of demons for a while, which was a surprise. Blair Witch Project I quite enjoyed but possibly more because I was on acid than how good the movie is.
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Need to cop
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>>215189644
gotten so good at identifying trannies online
they either have a name most normal women wouldn’t choose, a non aesthetic anime/game profile picture or talk about stuff like transformers that instantly gives them away
concerning amount of them have diaper fetishes and like dressing up as little girls (abdl)
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hellos my good lads how are we this morrow
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>>215189674
Love the old classics, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, The Old Dark House, The Mummy. Just find them comfy really.
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trannoids be like "hey my name's Luna"
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>>215189706
kek yeah
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Eating apple crumble with my hands like an Indian
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>>215189686
Female username+anime profile pic is a dead giveaway. Real women don't need to advertise they've got a vagina.
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>>215189722
racist cockwomble
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Natalie Portman in Leon the Professional.. fit
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>>215189722
Do you do the finger dipping thing too? Did you do the head wobble?
Don't be a poser.
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>>215189674
Night Of The Daemon is the first modern horror movie cause of the SFX. It is also a MR James adaptation. As for evil and untoward British horror films, I suggest A Ghost Story For Christmas, for more James but max effect on a micro budget.
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>>215189698
im very well thank you for asking
and yourself?
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back with scran
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>>215189624
She's 35 now
The ashes of youth
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I'm the only white lad (also the only other lad in general) at my job and it honestly sucks shit
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>>215189698
just awful
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>>215189754
Big fan of the original Quatermass Xperiment
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>>215189771
racist wockcomble
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>>215189755
yeah not bad thanks
>>215189772
what's up lad
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>>215189771
used to work in marketing for a london clothing brand and i was one of 4 (four) men in an office of 200+
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Is employed woman online I need her help with something
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>>215189771
a call centre with a bunch of women huh?
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>>215189771
got no non-whites on our team at toil and it honestly feels great
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Also, the first Oh Whistle And I'll Come To You, 1968. It may miss the point of the story, but it is like a B&W Ken Russell biopic from that era, brilliant.
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>>215189815
shut the fuck up
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rorke working at his london clothing brand company telling customers they will look absolutely fabulous
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>>215189774
The Stone Tape, my man, now there's a yarn!
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>>215189762
Do they sell expired food in the UK?
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>>215189804
probably at least had some fit coworkers though
>>215189810
senior role in the government mate and it's full of... well... you know...
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what will it be then lads
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Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen
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>>215189826
I'm the only man who's gonna tell you that all those Ben Wheatley movies are SHITE for their horror value.
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>>215189801
>what's up lad
just the background level of misery in my evil incel monster life
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>>215189846
FOY
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>her
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>>215189835
The big supermarkets don't, but smaller independents often do.
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>>215189762
id rather have a pack of giant wotsits
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>>215189845
bun and peas please mate
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>>215189726
exactly
especially if the name is like lillith, alice, riley, all tranny names unfortunately. i like alice for a girl.
they also refer to themselves as ‘gals’ a lot which ive never seen a real woman do outside of 90s movies and childrens cartoons
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>>215189762
>use by 16/08/2025
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>>215189874
I wouldn't eat a month old feta dip if you know what I mean.
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>>215189877
the crunchy wotsits are absolute penge
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>>215189804
Cor how many did you get off with? Did you get any work done? I bet they just kept you in a room and took turns on you. Lining up down the hall just doing their lipstick and gossipping about taylor swift and all that.
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VAT means I’m paying for immigrants
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the AI girls on Instagram are getting scary I find myself not being able to tell with some of them now
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>>215189845
its £15 for a cod here, wish i lived in the norf
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>>215189762
Continental puff
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also, Straw Dogs (1971) is the rare Brit thriller (by an American) that is genuinely terrifying. It's like the remake of Cape Fear, but set in Devon.
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>>215189894
also if you look at pictures of them closely you'll see that they're actually blokes dressed up like women
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prom is the most cringe american shit ever i wish it stopped being a thing
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>>215189915
*poof
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>>215189845
got a local shop that's still like this
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>>215189905
haha.. yehh.. was having lots of sex.. really good sex.. with loads of women haha..
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>>215189927
Nigga look high as hell :skull:
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Wednesday`s
Pocket Monster

of

The

day is ..

Marshtomp !!
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>>215189845
I'll have some cheesy chips, 5 onion rings, a kidney pie and some mushy peas on the side. I'm a fat cunt you see.
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>>215189835
used to work in a little shop and we'd sometimes sell crisps that were a week or so expired at reduced price
things like meat and dairy we'd reduce on the final day and if they didn't sell we could take home whatever we wanted so i basically lived off decaying ready meals
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Those cash only chinkies are always the best
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>>215189908
refuse to pay it me
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>>215189919
well yes obviously but im talking about account where there’s no pictures
or just being around people like ‘employed woman’ who has to insist he’s a woman in his name and always talks about watching anime and not the anime girls like, anime about medieval knights n that
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>>215189891
You're like Schmidt in New Girl. Surprisingly good show, that. Anyway what did you agree to? Something difficult that you weren't able to deliver? Like that episode of Peep Show where Mark has to do a presentation about Project Zeus?
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>>215189919
some of them have become very adept at hiding their masculine features though. you'd never know if you just walked past them in the street
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>>215189954
The ones with a 2 hygiene rating or below corrrr
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>>215189908
more likely that money is going to pensioners
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>>215189949
thank you for this !!
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>>215189908
20% fucking hell
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Been putting normal rubbish in the recycling bin for years never had any problems
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>>215189973
would
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>>215189845
Read online there's a size of haddock called a "chipper" which is 5-10x cheaper than the larger ones despite being 70% the size of a normal fish
But because the chippies want the bigger they pay through the nose and it gets passed onto us

Bring back the chipper I say!
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>>215189908
My car is double that to fill up.
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>>215189845
200 of your finest forks please
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get the biomass recycled
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tummy just rumbled at this
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>>215189914
£14 for a large cod or haddock and large chips at my local in Hove. 10/10 quality too well worth it
Soemtimes they do Huss which is lovely
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>>215189926
I see her hiding back there on her "smoko" haha
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>>215189980
Robbery init
>>215190010
Good for you
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>>215189979
Item Of
The

day ..

Sword/Shield`s TM067 Ice Fang !!
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the rasping men have started with the powered rasper
ferretberg is beside herself
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>>215190020
chips look like they were cooked behind a radiator
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>>215190037
she's cooking the bacon and egg rolls lad, $8 for a freshly cooked roll and a coffee can you believe that?
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piss jugs just declared war on burundi
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need to pick up some hemorrhoid cream
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>>215189949
>>215190042
big posts
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>>215190060
just means the oil is fresh lad
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>>215189926
when i was in australia i was in awe of your pies phwoar must have put about a stone on
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>>215189953
My lical supermarket does that, sells food that's about to expire 30 to 50% off, that's essentially all I buy. I got the means to buy proper food to be honest but I like the challenge of figuring out what to prepare with what's available. It's like I'm getting in touch with my hunter gatherer ancestors.
>>215189973
Could have fooled me.
>>215190039
Is it 20% because it's unhealthy crap or just by default on all food? Here it's only 20% on alcohol
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Get Carter is like Die Hard crossed with a home invasion thriller, the mixture of Michael Caine's overpowering presence and his occasional subjection to the whims of fate as embodied by hitmen is intoxicating
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>>215190067
same lol
tired of the old bloogberg in poostein
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>>215189891
Why'd you delete this? Posting from the office and get caught? Oh dear
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>>215190067
got hemorrhoids have you
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>>215190087
It's sad when the bus at the end is dangling off a cliff
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>>215190020
Beans or ketchup? I prefer beans myself
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>>215190109
more of a HP brown sauce man myself
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>>215190067
The cream don't work
It just makes you worse
Pick up some suppositories
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>>215190067
Been using medicated wipes myself.
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>>215190086
It’s the petrol
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>>215190091
reckon he got sniped by the mods for being a naughty boy
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I was mortified when I realised seaside has more items than me
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>>215190101
the best part is when you expect a Michael Caine monologue but he just starts beating on the crook with the butt of his shottie like there, how about that, where's me brother?
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>>215190086
20% is the standard VAT rate on all goods and services, with some exemptions and partial exemptions
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>>215190127
My bad I'm a dummy, I read bepis and thought it was groceries.
I got an electric for that reason only.
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>>215190087
Now look here. You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me it's a full time job. Now BEHAVE
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>electric car
I’m so sorry…
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first person to get the new made has a massive chopper
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crufts letting anyone in now
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31 degrees in Sydney on Saturday lads corr
once summer comes around my Rorke skin sheds and I'm a happy chappy again
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>>215190118
Haven't had that in so long I forgot it existed. Excellent choice.

>>215190131
Whaddya mean "more items?"
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>>215190131
how many does he have now?
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>>215188394
Depends on the whip
My Jag definitely suits the auto, can cruise along in drive or smack everything in sport and let the supercharger belt you down the road
Small hot hatches and sports cars are loads better as manuel though
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>>215190219
leave it on reddit next time
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Duelling until blood is drawn should be legal
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>>215190087
My dad's favourite film that
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>>215190235
But it was on X (formerly known as Twitter)
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>>215190218
Ps5, ipad, samsung, iphone, pc, modems, electric bike
He's becoming CEX
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>>215190238
In America they have something in law called mutual combat. I think they do. It sounds like something I might've just dreamed. Might want to check with your chatGPT
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>>215190226
No it’s just better full stop. Don’t have to think about anything can just switch your brain off and look at the road
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>>215184384
>>215184384
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get it made rorke
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>>215190286
you don't have a soul
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>>215190286
>Don’t have to think about anything can just switch your brain off and look at the road
Not a good thing all the time. Matching revs perfectly into 2nd before bunging into a tight corner far too quickly is one of life's simple pleasures.
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>>215190338
Great rebuttal dude!
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>>215190351
Ok then 95% of the time it’s better then
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*rhythmically banging my fist on the table rattling the cutlery*
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
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2 (two) rounds of cheese on toast
2 (two) big mugs of tea
1 (one) apple
1 (one) "pick up" chocolate biscuit
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>>215181475
>>215181475
>>215181475
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>>215190385
Really just depends on the car. Even in bigger stuff there's something to be said for manual. The manual 6.4 hemi dodge challenger would be hilarious to punt along, probably much more fun than the auto
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I'd probably get a boyfriend
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Mate if your birds shooting cardboard and plant pots in the garden and wearing flannel shirts you've got a boyfriend
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last ever /brit/
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in what world does that need to be posted in a British culture general
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>>215190465
Put my hands up and say don’t shoot
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>>215190503
>>215190503
>>215190503



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