Apparently true Christians will be sucked up into the clouds by Jeezuhs, leaving us puny heathens behind. Can Americans confirm? Have they been sucked yet or are they still waiting?
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>>215199467Yes, I'm being raptured later today, hope my Asian gf can come.
>>215199467It's a Jewish psyop only the most braindead evangelicals believe in
>>215199598You're not allowed to cheat on Jesus with your gf after the rapture.
>>215199599Haven't you seen my picture? It's literally been fact-checked as true
>>215199467Are they implying that trump is the antichrist?
>>215200105Don't bring politics into this. It's about proud American traditions.
its been a nightmare for air traffic controllers, especially in america, where they are not only the most prevalent but also the largest.
Is rapture how english pronounce retour
>>215199598Asians don’t go to Heaven, sorry.
just got raptured and im posting from heavenl
>>215199598They have WI-FI on hell?
>>215200891missreading the bible?
>>215202631Why are you still a filipino if you're in heaven
>>215202115Kek >>215202631Daang, congrats for being among the chosen ones! Seeing anyone interesting there? Are you guys returning or what>>215203111I know who's not being raptured today. I'll pray for your soul
>>215203264He's in a flip beach bungalow with a prepubescent girl and for him that's heaven.
>>215199467That was yesterday , stunad
i thought this happened in 2012
>>215203742That's heaven for anyone, especially if the girl is blue eyed blonde in a sun dress
>>215203792No, it was either the 23rd or the 24th, and here in Italy it's still the 24th so there's still a chance. Man of little faith baka
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>>215199467the rapture is a fake invention of braindead evangelicals in the 1830s that only the most braindead evangelicals could believe inits a shame what has happened to protestantism in america
>>215206491Protestantism in general is shit for this reason, it wants to go back to "Early Christianity" then proceeds to make up its own shit.
>>215206564nah, mainline protestants that havent gone down the "i have to make the bible about transmasculine gender affirming surgeries" road are based, especially anglicans, lutherans and the reformed
>>215199467It was supposed to happen, but americans are too heavy to be sucked up into the sky
>>215206650>>215206564People mix up restorationists and Protestants. Protestants carry direct line from Catholic tradition. They’re Catholics unaligned with the pope. Restorationists are whatever church jimmy mcscammer invented in his basement yesterday
>>215207610Lmfao
