scientist edition
Tummy Rubbing Son
>>215228909humster!!
>>>/sp/150984786some loverly chebbingtons from /sp/
>>215228909
what’s the appropriate response when you’re driving behind some dickhead doing 29 in a 40 when overtaking isn’t an option? Flash your lights?
>>215228909me in the jar me from afar
just letting you know it's my birthday today
meow meow meow meow
Leftypol so embarrassing probably got pushed around by big rorke lads at school
>>215228985seethe because you are trapped
>>215228946So we just continue importing more awful human beings given we already had plenty to begin with? Very cool idea leftypol!
any yanks want to get married i can offer you british and irish citizenship in return for american if thats how that works
>>215228985Take a deep breath and relax, you'll get to your destination regardless :)
>>215228985
me when I am 6 fluorides and 6 hydrogens: 3HF2
Remember when they wouldn't let Mohamed Al Fayed have a passport despite living here for decades and owning loads of stuff
Oh and one of the 50yo incel blokes I work with also said 'His real name is actually Stephen Yaxley-Lennon' like the meme as well lol
>>215229022Oh every single brown person that’s come to this country sexually assaults girls in public on the daily? Yes? Okay buddy. You get your knickers in a twist over cherry picked videos on Twitter. 20 years ago you wouldn’t have even known it existed
wow not a single happy birthday message?
+1 to my postscount(if I were a gambling man I would also put a bet on for me getting a reply before this post sends) post queued at 20-30s
>>215229044lol
Rape is fine as long as you don't hear about it
>>215228985Wait until an appropriate time to overtake arisesI only flash at bellends daudling at 60 in the outside lane on motorways because they can actually move over and continue doing just that if they so fancy
sorry did someone say something?must have been the wind
>>215229057Genuinely nothing more loathsome than left wing boomers
need a fit English/Scottish single-slit eyelid singlesliteyelidbitch gf
>>215229048hf2 isn't a real molecule
Just had a cheeky wank
>>215229063>Oh every single brown person that’s come to this country sexually assaults girls in public on the daily?Many people are saying this. >20 years ago you wouldn’t have even known it existedNot sure you are making an argument for yourself here lol
>>215229093poscr
>>215229093Ok but did electricity knowledge safe?
>>215229094Why not just undertake its fun
>>215229103>No white menObviously not worried yet are they
>>215229092rape isnt funny thats just Australia trying to make me scaerd, and im based, but for other people rape isnt funny or goo(!)
>>215229142sybau
>>215229115wtf is a single slit eyelid?
>>215229147is interesting, did it are able functionalities without natural sources?
>>215229063>20 years ago you wouldn’t have even known it existedNick griffin was talking about the grooming gangs 20 years ago and was called a crank 5 years later the story broke
goo
>>215229103This is what our SAS looks like btw
Some, I assume, are good people
>>215228999happy bday my man. cake and candle my nigga. 29 is the year
>>215229142Listen rorke everything was fine when you were unaware of the grooming gangs so get your head back in the sand
>>215229129cant find what the molecule was, but it was unbalanced anyway maybe something like 2HF4
Rorke thinks no one before 1960 had sex outside or marriage
if i didnt stop lifting a month ago id be huge right now
Holocaust? Never heard of it, can't have been a big deal
>>215229207thanks crodie. blessed
need a fit legal age girl girlfriend (with single eyelids) and to not get fucking cucked AGAIN
>outside or marriage
>>215229211>outside or marriageNice one
Billie Eyelids
we're browns but our homicide rate is lower than london though
>>215229235Take a day off rorke
>>215229162People need telling they are shit drivers
>>215229234*cuck u*
>>215229220yeah an just saying that you are gay and rape being an icebreaker for ME not for others is well the end point was supposed to be the icebreaker
127 year old nan’s been blacked lads
>>215229264Me being reincarnated for jerking off to femboys (I hate gays btw)
>>215229284
>>215229265i wish our country executed drug dealersim not joking
Peng, in a sexual way
>>215229292On the train 127.0.0.1 (only real nerds will get this :D)
>>215229142It’s a tiny minority of men which do this. You paint every single brown person in the country with this brush.Point I was making is 20 years ago you wouldn’t have heard about a man trying to grab a girls arse in Crewe. Now with social media you’re dialed in 24/7 with every little shithole town in the country which makes you think things are worse than they really are>>215229185See my second paragraph
>>215229278>Canaians cucking someone or each0other hahahahstop being so mean Canada
>>215229292wonder how multiple generations of your family would react to this post
>>215229265>he doesn’t know
New>>215229274>>215229274>>215229274
>>215229185Leftypol mocked the “muslamic rape gangs” guy for being lower class and his poor annunciation while completely ignoring what he was talking about
>>215229337egyptian kangs were europeans nice try though my monkey friend
>All our towns are shitholes so it's okay for brown people to go there and attack children
>>215229337meltdown
>>215229292laughing my niggering head off
>>215229352this, we were kings and so forth
going to make seafood pasta for brekky tomorrowif you use the pasta water it turns into a delicious sauce
>215229337Uh oh melty
>>215229310>It’s a tiny minority of men which do this.A single incident that could have been avoided by not having these people in the country in the first place is too high
So I hear you want the working-class raped now, Leftypol?
>>215229363>>215229352>>215229337ladies, ladies. go to your containment threads
my 203 year old pedophile uncle keeps asking me to rub ointment on his boils
dont want to get raped and also cant expect a fit woman to literally rape me
>>215229380Think of the GPP (PPP), think of the pensions, think of the essential workers!
>>215229301going to add tax is spent on addicts+taxis+appointmentsAND they do not workFUCKING HATE JUNKIES AND DEALERS you just dont know how much harm this shit causes to society
>>215229391Just rub ointments on his boils mate
demented grandads just ruined breakfast ffs
i envy the lavish lifestyles of the australians but cannae bring myself to immigrate and live amongst them
>>215229310>which makes you think things are worse than they really areIt makes me realise how much better things could be, actually
>>215229352>WE
>>215229301if we browns can execute australian drug dealers, why cant you?
drug dealers taxes being used to cure addicts is funny but all the world governments (MI5 and CIA) wants people to be addicted to drugs
just funny to me how people think we could have no repercussions after colonising half the world. Like you thought it was only going to benefits from that?
>>215229424They get more woolabingas?
sucking mousey off under his desk while he types these posts listening to his cute little grunts and moans
>>215229444roobes
>Like you thought it was only going to benefits from that?
>>215229484yeah, their wages are way higher
>>215229477>NOOOOOOOO ROADS?>TRAINS>INFRASTRUCTURE??????????>............TOILETS?>?!?!?!?! AIIIIIIE!!! NOT DEY TOILETShate us so much yet want to live herekinda epic for the heckin winnerio friend
>>215229477You are a tiny little fella in Hyderabad and I would throw you on a pub roof if I ever saw you
brb forum will be coming back with the namefield off
>>215229566we'll still know :)we can always tell :)
>>215229477Vantablack loo-covered dalit hands typed this post
Looking at porn on one of the many websites not covered by the Online Safety ActPerhaps it was never about porn at all, given this place is higher up their agenda
>>215229552kino family annihilator news story in the making here
>>215229576<3
why are we indulging the faker
Mad how people still pretend Orientals aren't the best womenMad
What is the Northern Ireland loyalist attitude towards the great famine? Do they just chose to not remember it or did it not affect them much, because they were more rich and landowning then?
>>215229633Don't know sorry
>>215229552Social media is a cancer upon this Earth
>>215229477>we
>>215229633protestant work ethic drove them to fish for survival maybe
>>215229444>WUZ
Menthol elks playing up again
Would you accept the current levels of immigration if it was 100% unmarried childless women?
An Afghan man who arrived in Britain illegally on a small boat in 2022, telling asylum officials his Taliban-controlled homeland was too dangerous to return to, has been pictured on holiday in … Afghanistan.The world is laughing at us.
>>215229633loyalists are deranged people. It effected them less and they view it as a catholic tragedy.
>>215229624smallest titsnarrowest hipsflattest arsesand no your cherrypicked big tit jav sluts dont count (love hitomi tanaka thoughbeit)
>>215229710yes.
>>215229710What colour and how fit
>he tried to warn you
>>215229738you don’t actually believe this do you?
>>215229624Tinder in London is flooded with them all of a sudden, presumably just arrived for uni Naturally as a mega racist I'm not swiping
toby :$
>>215229710Total brown inseminationMulatto world order
if the great famine didnt happen, would irish still immigrate (and ruined) to the usa en masse?
nth for the gyaldem
Wish my adrenalin wouldn't spike up to 100 whenever there's even the slightest bit of conflict with a stranger Shits not even that deep I just get triggered and then start shaking with rage and it can take me a while to calm down
>>215229752same as nowsame as now
>daughter 16>mom 33
>>215229700true
>>215229710Yes if they were all from the EU or middle eastDon't want any black or south asian women
>>215229814holy pushup
>>215229815Hate that tense feeling in the chest and shoulders, don't know how anyone likes it
>>215229477We create they destroy, everysingle time.
Rorke: >OMG let’s deadname trans people xDAlso Rorke: >NO YOU CANT CALL HIM STEVEN YAXLEY LENNON CALL HIM DOMMY WOBBINSON OR ELSEer
>>215229822So they're brown and look like fellas
can we start putting our pronouns in the name field?
Leftypol:>I'm sure Rorke uses all my made-up concepts like deadnaming and manspreading and gaybumming
>>215229299Have watched a longer version of this. Widowmaker is taking a cronem batton iirc. Maybe not tho could just be the same animator. His Tracer's so fucking leng
>>215229337macaco mong melty
>>215229864*gets sent flying*
Mental how so many asylum seekers are at threat of being killed or tortured by the regime that runs whatever shithole they are from because they are terrorists or criminals and our human rights laws mean that we are obliged to keep them here and we must pay for some of the very worst and most dangerous people in the world to live in hotels overlooking hyde parklmao it's just insanity what are we doing fucking hell hahahahahahah
i need to wank i need to wank i NEED to fucking WANK
>>215229864It's logically consistent because Tommy does not pretend to be another gender
>>215229890Aye great idea
>>2152298640/10
>>215229928No all Tommy does is pretend to be a nationalist whilst sucking Israeli cock and wanting to flood the country with Hindus instead of Muslims
>>215229633don't know anything about it and don't really care. not really a loyalist though, id vote to stay in the uk but think orangeism is retarded
This is the goalHe is completely content with who he is
>>215229986>not really a loyalist though, id vote to stay in the uki got news for you pal
>>215230007Maybe he feels immense self loathing
Get them defunded
catberg just meowed
>>215230056
Kimmel Fix It
>>215230036there's a difference between loyalism and unionism (and similarly nationalism and republicanism) but go ahead, tell me all about my country
>>215229917KTIM
>>215229864That's rorke done
>>215230084never post this autistic chinese pedophile game again
>>215230056get it fluffed and cuddled
O'Rourke fighting us for his independence for 800 years and then immediately filling his country with black people as soon as he gets it
>>215230056Pet him right now
>>215230130Give them some credit they had 30 or so good years
>>215230007He's a fat mongo and things will get grim as he ages and his health catches up to him
>>215230130Nowhere near as many blacks in Ireland as here mate, focus on your own issues
>>215230130
>>215230157Speaking from experience, tubby?
>>215230116Blud is one of those battymen :skull:
>>215230159They're doing their hardest to play catch up though
>>215230157>things will get grim as he ages and his health catches up to himguess what mate, we all dieit's called the grim reaper for a reason
Time For Din-dins
>>215230202Scran. God I'm so hungry
>>215230202Greng
>>215230189That’ll take a long time since Britain is also filling up faster. You lads are averaging about 1k a week arriving on the little boats at the moment yeah?
>>215230202common sense peas and poo
>>215230233*Nods incelly*Yeah at the very least
>>215230202nigga eating spongebob furniture
>>215230233um
>>215230159>>215230233>here >you ladswhat are you?
>>215230202looks my poo in the morning
>>215230202Rorke be like "oh yes please none of that foreign muck for me thank you"
>>215230259Lol
hi leftypopsaka pops
>>215230276and your mum's like 'dickhead get a job and have a wash you greasy cunt'
The Hair Blair Bunch
Always makes me laugh seeing Brits mock other countries for immigration when you lads are literally the most pozzed in the world for it. A thousand a week coming over and you’re putting them up in Travelodges, government even flies in tens of thousands more from Afghanistan and goes to court to stop anyone from even mentioning it. Grand country ye got there lads
>>215230345we are not the hair blair bunch
>>215230334No mum I will NOT work and pay taxes for this pozzed blue pulled society
>>215230349ireland is doing the exact same thing
Executioner's Bong
Get the suit with an open shirt over the beer gut onGet the spectacles draped over the 52 year old bald headGet the access lanyard/ID wornGet the new Communications Director job title reflected correctly on Teams profileGet the senior civil servant pension maxxed outGet the 35 hours a week with flexible working finishedGet down the 'local' for some no nonsense 'bloke' chat over a pint about how much of a SHITNEWT farage is and how much you love Mo Salah
Grown ah man calling someone a “cuntwaffle”
calling my 64 year old da an 'umpetal'
>>215230233we've had over 1k a DAY a few times, I'd wager there has been at least one day more people immigrated to the UK illegally than entering for the first time on an actual residential visa of sorts
>>215230349Why are you pretending you’re Irish and trying to rage bait are you really that bored
Why do lots of East Asians turn their Ts into glottal stops?
think its unfair that vets will neuter stray cats, why do they take it into their own hands to stop them living a natural life
>>215230433you're right, should just shoot them instead
At age 65 you should have to sell your gaff and move to a complex full of other old people or move in with family
>>215230433Cats are a nuisance and destroy the local wildlife
>White people from all over the world arguing about whose country is more fucked instead of sticking togetherYeah this website's never going away is it
>>215230449you move into the umchicken compound
Poleaboo's latest blog entry is amazing>>215230457Pakis love cats
>>215230349Think you're preaching to the choir here ladEveryone in this thread (aside from leftypol) is fully aware of the state of this country
leftypops
>>215230460The Irish/Jewish political class in Britain are literally responsible for mass migration though
>>215230477has he had sex yet
Off for poo #4
Toillass does the Jimmy Carr laugh but with vocal fry
>>215230525Tell her, not us. You won't because you're a cowardly incel who can't talk to women LOL!
umcabbages
>>215230545sc
anglo saxon english
>>215230545that nigga head: smoove off!
>>215230545Fuck off lol paki
>>215230551um hi umpotato
>>215230545Why would I tell her something she already knows
The fuck Pang Pang gonna do?>>>/gif/29508944
my little umpkins
fell asleep about 7am and just woken up
>>215230615wakey wakey
>>215230607Luv are Danny
>>215230609UM x
decorator cunt just left and i've already found things damaged that will need a different genre of tradie mong to come and fixfucking hate tradies
am bottom
Someone tell me about limp bizkit and icp i missed the 90s
>tradiesaus speak
>>215230657invite him back and rape him
>>215230574haha timmy's crush
iaap
>>215230657lmfao you got done inWish he posted here instead of you *kicks sand in your pathetic eyes*
need to impregnate a cute jap woman
84th (Bradleys Finest) Artillery Brigade
>>215230720Send the boat peopleIf they come back we'll think about it
>>215230735sc
>>215230624my sleep pattern is fuckedand thanks to the time difference ive now missed a family member who lives abroad birthday
>>215230755would shag them both rotten
Brownies Out! Fit Birds In!
>>215230657Got one to clean my carpet last week but when he left I discovered a massive greasy oily stain on the back door mat I just bought for £20 that impossible to get out, looks like an evil eye piss stain.never going to use tradies again, can do anything they could myself anyway unless im renovating a house
>>215230755Jewberg onamadone
>>215230825Is that Eve Torres
>>215230735Graham Potter's back to his glow-up era is he
>>215230825Further proof women should be enslaved
leftypol clapping like a seal at this
Is it really that hard to just pop a finasteride each day?
>>215230865Is this digital id
Just realized this indog made the bread before bump limite
If the government make online IDs will you still be able to use tor
Big Keir morphing into Peppa Pig's dad
I'll give it another decade before people decide that being cared for or being able to care for yourself for the entire human experience is simply not possible and the last 70 years were a massive exceptionGreat auntie is 92 and in a care home. She doesn't want to be there, we don't like her being there, no one she is in there either wants to be there or knows they are even there, the people working there are not wanted here nor do they want to be spending their days feeding decrepit people soup and cleaning up their piss and shit. The only people happy about this are the (((care providers))) who get to repossess your home when you die in exchange for wiping your arse for two years. I would far rather die at home because I fell down the stairs, frankly.
here we go boys!
>>215230916get the BritCard rorke
Marge, didn't the Britsh government banned
>>215230657I've had all that. Electrician came in, then the plasterer fucked up the electrics and the carpet fitter fucked up the skirting board and the blinds fitter fucked up the plaster.
Keir Starmer going to buy me a smart phone then is he?
whats wrong with digital id exactly
Four more years. No refunds.
>>215230865I'm so sure that having this in place will stop people looking to work illegally in Britain finding work from people willing to employ people illegally.
>>215230947...4chan
>whats wrong with digital id exactly
>>215230933Cmon mate you don’t want any more bloody potholes do you?
>>215230963kill yourselfthat's whatcunt
>>215230984>>215231001not very helpful lads
>>215230881Looks a lot like me if I didn't shave my head quit the gym ate doughnuts for a year and wore brown contact lenses
>>215230984yeah having a digital ID card is the exact same thing as an invasive surveillance network coupled with a social credit system is it?
>>215231016Step toward a social credit system
If we're redoing ideas from the 2000s why not take another crack at Afghanistan
>>215231047are you irish diaspora?
show me your BritCard
>>215231047yep
>>215231047it's an essential step towards one
Thing with digital id is it's remit will just be stretched further and further First it'll be required for porn sitesThen for regular online shopping to "speed things up" and reduce the need for checks at the door with thing like boozeThen you'll have to scan it at tescos or to get into a clubSubmit it to attend events or other gatherings over a certain numberJust wait
>>215230916>>215230951It's so FUCKING STUPIDDDDDD AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGTHIS WILL NOT IMPACT A SINGLE PERSON CROSSING THE CHANNEL ON THE BOAT BECAUSE THEY DO NOT LIVE WITHIN THE LEGAL FRAMEWORK THE REST OF US DOIT WILL ONLY EVER IMPACT NORMAL PEOPLE AND WILL BE USED AGAINST THEM
2016 mong was right.
>>215230443>>215230457fuck you
Not even bothering trying to hide it any more are they
>>215231099They're gonna make vaccine passports look like kid gloves
I completely approve the ID
why does heatherpaedo melt down over this digital ID thing?
Absolutely nothing to do with immigration at all. It's just about control, digital currencies, and social credit scoring.But I am sure the sheep of this country will fall for it just like they fall for everything else
cant wait to get my jew forced ID card
This is an absolutely massive policy decision affecting every single adult in the UK and it wasn't part of their manifesto for an election less than 18 months ago. It's insanity and unfair and they must either put it to referendum or hold a GE before they can do this.
you have paranoid schizophrenia
i don't have a smart phone so what happens to me
Nigel Farage popping round to number 10 with a tape measure
heathermong getting his bennies sanctioned because he refuses to apply for a britcard
>>215231051they already track you with everything hows having all your ids in one place change anything
>boat people keep coming over>means normal brits get more paperwork>they don'tlmao get me out of this hellscape
/Brit/Card
>>215231201One in one out, welcome to your new home across the channel
>>215231201It’s only for people who work mate don’t worry
drawing my comic
Even the Lib fucking Dems now support digital ID, there isn't even a sensible centrist dad opposition to this bullshit.
NEW>>>/his/18022631>>>/his/18022631
>>215231250okyay!
r/uk is supporting digital IDIt’s over
presumably they want to push the digital ID for asylum seekers because a physical ID card involves weeks of lead time and a lot of logistics and the boat people don't even have fixed addresses to mail them to
>>215230851the picture is obviously from dubya dubya e
>>215231284as opposed to a digital id that requires a mobile device
Would be pretty based if this means I can stop carrying around my driving licence. Hopefully one day you won’t even need to carry your passport, just tap your phone at the border and go through. Bizarre that you still have to get a piece of paper stamped in this day and age while travelling to other first world countries.
>>215231283actually mad what normgroids just accept from their overlords
>>215231305well rorke's been banging on about how they've been given free iphones upon arrival to the country so that's not an issue right?
>>215231311We didn't until the chuds voted leave
*hacks into the digital id database and changes your status to "gay"*
>>215231284It makes no difference to boat people coming over at all because it is a system of verification that exists completely independently of the framework of the asylum system. No asylum seeker can arrive with a britcard by design, so naturally they will remain categorised as asylum seekers and literally NOTHING changes.
ahem
will i still be able to use tor or not i swear even chinks and iranians can use it
>>215231311Yeah would be nice but ultimately i don't trust the state desu I think the contract has been breached time and time again and I only see this being as yet another tool of control
>>215231311we're going to do things to you that have never been done before
>>215230951>over 18 >share my age this is based and I will have them do this
>>215231433yes you disgusting nonce cuntoryes mate you'll still be able to buy drugs
>>215231474bit rude
one step closer to be tagged like cattle. The governments wet dream is to have us all tracked
>>215231341Clobbered that cunt
rasheed asking the girl he's forced into his van to share her digital id age and then kicking her out when it says she's in her 20s
>>215231474yeah mate i totally dont want to just browse the internet without nonce starmer checking up on me every 5 minutes
*Liked by Leftypol*
>>215231491this is embarrassing schizo yank "mark of the beast" nonsense
Any semen retention man in?
Lets be honest, if you're not doing anything wrong, it won't affect you. The only people opposing ID cards are criminals, deviants and dangerous radicals
>>215231519with tor? either you're lying or spastic mong
>>215231543Nah had a wank not one hour ago
>>215229546>>215229546>>215229546new
>>215231565Until they pass a law that affects you.
>>215231622Twat
>>215231635I'm a law-abiding, peace-upholding, God-fearing citizen. The Government would never because there's no need
Lads really spent all day on 4chan last summer then went out and voted for Labour, howling
>>215231676screambut tories bad!
need leftypol and his mates out of businessenough is enough
>>215231565I'd rather just be left alone
so, no new?
>>215231717last ever /brit/
>>215231698Tories bad. But Labour also bad. Vote Lib Dem.
im voting walt disney:)
>>215231752>>215231752>>215231752
>>215231749soooo fucming based!
