win 2000 pinball edition
OMDS
I have made my first Rorke post in the YIMBY discord
>>215250133good lad, nothing a comfy jumper won't fix
>>215250173>yes in my backyardor am i mistaken
>>215250168*hands you a Posted It Again award and pats you on the head*
>>215250191:D
fuck women
>>215250207chance would be a fine thing
>>215250207yes, with consent
Dicks out for harambe
Had about 3 hours sleepGonna go buy breakfast and cheeky bottle of wine to drink and go back to bed
>>215250148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffUsSrZ3dHw
Reddit bullying an autistic girl caring for orphaned foxes into suicide for absolutely no reason
>>215250271is that anyway to live?
>>215250299that's a madness>>215250271that's a madness>>215250254that's a madness
any maladaptive daydreaming man in
>>215250360well look who's decided to come and join us
YIMBYs going nuts in the discord at me permaban surely on its way
Get it scannedGet it acceptedGet the little dance done
>>215250168I don't get it?
chud
>>215250466dont worry about it x
>>215250535Your head emptyYour brain broken
Belgium mong is proof that invalids should be liquidated for the better of society.
>>215250148Don't forget the obligatory link to the Open-Source recompilation:https://github.com/k4zmu2a/SpaceCadetPinball
Wow haha, I wouldn't wanna be on the receiving end of a whiteboi beatdown.
>>215250360__ ____ __ _____
It's the daily mail!
Just got a warning for reporting the belgian for illegal postsMaybe if the jannies ever did anything when you report for anything else I wouldn't use such measures
>>215250710Fuck wrong image
you gotta busti'm busting
anyone fancy wanking over Angela White in Discord DM's?
>>215250725Report him for spamming
>>215250148it was so unremarkable but it had unexpected depth if you were bored enough to find and play it
>>215250756I want to watch her have sex with a retard
>>215250767Just get a full-length mirror
fork in the road that leads to two towns, Truthsville and Liarsford. One man from each town standing on each side. He's standing on his side. You don't know which way is which. You get one question. What do you ask them to tell the way?
>>215250767She seems like the type who is up for it.
>>215250789Hang on, I got that wrong. There's only one man and you don't know which town he's from
no you cant eat my apples theyre MINE
>>215250796Why do women hate eyebrows so much
>>215250796new series where Angela wanders the porn conventions letting only the most low status, ugly, barely functioning men cum on her face, make it happen
>>215250859That's every man at a porn convention
>>215250833at least she left some natural hairs instead of going for the full "drawn on with a sharpie" look
she looks like whale or some sort of marine mammal
>>215250859>letting only the most low status, ugly, barely functioning men cum on her faceif only mate
>>215250854I can fix her
>>215250902how can you speak about a national treasure like that
we're just normal men
>>215250946>/int/brit>just innocent men
good morning you sad pathetic incel freak monsters
Rodney you plonker!!
>>215250922howl
>>215251008Boomers guffawed and split their sides at this
The TOREHS have lied to YOU. Fur FOURTEEN YEARS, they've ruined lives
>>215251032not wrong is he whoever this is
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Thinking about Emma Watson’s poo.
>>215251053sir andy starmer
last night's scrandemic
>>215251103Hope you spontaneously develop allergies to cashews and pork
Might fly down to Australia sometime this winter.
>>215251053>whoever this isThick twat
Got that autumn playlist on lads, thanks Nintendo
>>215251157tranny
>>215251155Hope that victorian sovereign citizen bloke abducts you and takes you to his makeshift cannibalistic slaughterhouse
>Tony Blair in discussions to run Gaza Transitional Authority Is there no stopping this guy?
>>215251195You do want to stop the boats don't you rorke? This is the ONLY way to stop the boats
>>215251204trans???*starts wanking*
The absolute state of palestine
>>215251195you'll say anything, words don't mean a thing to you do they
>>215251195These decisions are taken by Five Eyes spooks behind the scenes and then rolled out.Britain is genuinely a Chekist state worse than the USSR. At least in Bolshevik Russia the KGB just openly beat people up.
>>215251204Absurdly evil character
>>215251204Haven't they suffered enough already?
>At least in Bolshevik Russia things were worse.
5 hours sleep can't keep my eyes open already it's inhumane to make me toil like this
I always get nervous before work :<
They’ll use the same textbook as Covid. Stop people from going to the shops, going on holiday, and accessing the internet. Then most people will comply because they can’t do without those things. Then the people that still refuse will be ostracised by the people that have complied
>>215251256ah yeh the weird incel freak says he doesnt care about that stuff? never heard that before
>>215251266How about you go to bed at a sensible time you grotty little incel
Your based brown person
>>215251247They weren't though.Digital ID is a technology that the KGB never had.They also didn't ethnically replace the population with Somalis and Pakistanis.
>>215251274Yep.I've basically already mentally accepted that I'm going to end up in prison or dead for refusing it.
*Replaces the population with r*Ssians instead*
>>215251291I was asleep by 11 and woke up at 4 and couldn't get back to sleep I'm not one of these other freaks
>>21525132311 is hardly sensible
>>215251322If they did that I would help the process along by having children with a Russian woman
off to bed
Won the itchiest anus at the workplace award again
>>215251103why would you go to the trouble of roasting your own meat only to pair it with takeaway slop
>>215251338My mummy sent me to bed at 9 when I was a wee nipper
>>215251345how do they judge that?
>>215251323ask yourself why you woke up at 4amperhaps its because toilfreak haunts your dreams and you dread waking up to that dreaded "BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP* your body is trying to tell you something, its time for a change
>utchiust enus
I might have sat in front of a 'puter for 10 hours but I went to bed at 11!
>>215251345Bizarre award for your workplace to give out in all honesty.
>>215251358ktimI stayed up and watched eurotrash though
BANNED from the YIMBY discordrattled them and got called racist a lot
>>215251359Gentleman’s agreement sort of thing
Slept soundly from 8 to 12, woke up to do a piss, and then had a four hour goon session
>>215251391This reminds me of the first time I went to /gif/ and I saw a 'white boy beatdown' thread. It was a thread for very autistic trannies that just wank to videos of white men getting beaten up by black guys, with the odd interracial porn clip thrown in for good measure. Steered clear of that board from therein, absolutely revolting
QT Asian girl like me on Facebook dating.
>>215251369screm
YIMBY is almost exclusively a Naarm thing so I'm not shocked at all
>>215251391they call them yimoys in australia (yes in my outback yard) hehe
wasn't even saying anything racist but I did ask at one point "what's wrong with white people living in a suburb" think that might have done it
the wife
thread is quite comfy rn shame it doesn't last
>>215251345can i scratch it
watching the guy
>>215250756yeah man, I'm keen.Drop your tag.
>>215251449Need her farts up my nostrils.
>>215251449need her hairy fanny and stinky arse on my face
LARPing as Quagmire
Need a gym gf
>>215251422what dat mean
also told them they don't seem like the type to ever have to worry about owning a property and got told that was ad hominem
>>215251461you first
what the hell is a yimbywhat the hell is a naarmi dont go outside you see so i dont know such things
>>215250854why are white people so violent?
my homemade bow didn’t pass the bend test, the bastard cracked
>>215251491that's a man
>>215251514YIMBYs are leftypols that want to knock down houses to build apartments to fill with indiansNaarm is the woke term for Melbourne (a failed city)
howling
Rörke going against the grain
Can't stop nutting to beatdowns, how the fuck do I get a job in this climate?
>>215251537guess im a yimby the urban sprawl in australia is out of control mate
>>215251540based mumberg
i welcome digital ids they suit us as a country full of bootlicking curtain twitching dole collecting scum
Claim your Online Id Card today and get a FREE sausage roll from Greggs!
its half 3 i really need to go to bed x
>>215251323>woke up at 4 and couldn't get back to sleep >I'm not one of these other freaksPick one
>>215251537It's Narrm now you white bastard
>>215251563honestly nigga youre just going to have to kill yourself
>>215251569you've been misled mate, Australia simply needs less people... won't say what type of people...
>>215251563I like BBC and even BNWO, but the violence stuff is too far
>>215251505No u, I'm shy.
>>215251540Suspect mumtler is the one that needs a good fucking and was dropping a hint
Why is helperlad doing this?
>>215251592Kiwis?
>>215251598Okay, give me a few minutes.
>>215251592sure we need less people we also need soulful little clustered towns not abysmal dogshit suburbs that stretch forever
>>215251588rate it's going it's gonna be called New Khartoum
well lads been a while but next week i shall return to toil, don’t know how you neets do this shite week in week out dossing about at home
ah yes, the first world countries Australia, Estonia, Denmark and India
MorningDC;VR
>>215251540mumberg is like this. she'd harass me for not having a gf for almost a year and then when i did bring a woman over, she would call her a whore under her breath. and when i stuck up for the lass and told mum i was moving out (my apartment, but told her i'd let her take over the lease), she threw a fit and hasn't spoken to me in almost 3 years
>>215251665sorry your peanut brain is so deformed you cant think about anything other that toildid you go on a hike? did you ride your horse? did you go mountain biking? did you go rock climbing? did you learn anything new? did you find a new bull for you missus? no you sat in your smelly incel room waiting for toilberg to text you "cant wait for your return x lots of overtime available" sad toil freak
>>215251671stfu
>>215251671we sort of have that here, bankid it’s calleddunno when it first was implemented but you can’t escape it now, cant function in regular society without it
>>215251671what about people who don't have a smartphone
>>215251598Faaark up porn brain paru kient.
>>215251686Don't say lass mate. You're American for fuck sake.
>>215251671But we don't have a centralised digital IDWhat we do have is a government portal that you use to access individual agencies' services using a linked user ID, usually an email address
>>215251715raped that toilgoblin
>>215251671They don't use the word first world in that article
>>215251721You must have a smart phone, rorke
>>215251726she was a young woman. what else would i call her? that's how we describe them in my country
>>215251715you mate have gone off the deep end, grow up
Water boarding Australians with VB and electrocuting them with AC/DC.
>>215251755No you don't. You say girl, or gal.
gaslighting over the migrants eating swans is INSANE
>>215251763>electrocuting them with AC/DCthey've been thunderstruck have they?
Killing swans for no apparent reason AND getting away with it
>>215251776Wasnt there a video of one grabbing a swan by the neck
>>215251748yes they do
>>215251783looks like that lass from seinfeld
>>215251776Funniest one I saw was where the migrant told the RSPB member that they bought the birds to release into the park so the children could chase them around As if buying a bird for your kids to harass before you kill it is somehow a better situationAnd yet that's the best lie they could come up with
Going King Kong mode on my little shit nephew at the family meet up. Snapping his jaw like kong did to the dino
I hate these swans!
>>215251811This is her now
>people eat chicken and turkey with no moral issues>swans are a pest animalliterally who cares
Young men from the orient and Asia Minor are moving to England for one thing and one thing only, they’re coming after our swans
business idea: round up the biomass and ship them off to australia just like 200 years ago
>>215251809literally just go on twitter and type in 'swan' and you'll find many examples
>>215251844This but we sail the cargo ships into tsunamis in the way
>>215251811badokoo bew bew bew badokoo bew bew bew
Australian mega-Africans
>>215251852leftypol putting his fingers in his ears, closing his eyes, and going la la la la
>>215251852>you're hungry>G-d puts free food on the ground>you're not supposed to eat???
Explains the feathers in my gyro
Rasheed getting beheaded in the Tower for knicking the King's dinner
>>215251869nothing’s free in this world
>>215251852He shouldn't have specified eastern European, most of the videos I've seen have been browns
finna cook some chicken and a pan sauce with peas
>>215251156>caring about red tie blue tie politiicsthink it's you who's thick mate
Rorke: I could have sworn I left a swan lying around hereSuspiciously-swan-shaped-neck-rasheed:
Our swans are black so if they tried it here they'd be cancelled for racism
>>215251909Nigga don't you have some Russian drones to be dodging
>>215251903Zia Yusuf wont let him blame anyone but white people
You put the lime in the coconut and stuff it up your butt.
being leftypol must be exhausting. constantly having to pretend immigrants aren't scum and having to relentlessly defend them for literally no reason.
>>215251909Yeah alri Volodymyr
Breaking news: man holds a swan
>>215251903yes that is a problem. farage is an idiot and stuff like just shows he is controlled opp. leftypol is a facetious pedantic little worm, especially when he knows he losing. in his mind the fact the people are actually brown or it is a goose instead of a swan means they won the argument
mornings are underrated tbffirst morning pissmorning ciggymorning coffeemorning pooall highlights of my day
Whither shall I wander
>>215251926>>215251941>thinking flags are realthickos
>>215251940leftypol does has a reason though he just hates white people
in my experience, if leftypol says something isnt happening then it almost certainly is happening
>>215251909your shithole country is stuck in a war with no victory or defeat in sightblud is worried about the wrong tie
>>215251903do you realize how racist you sound?
think i had the worst day of my life yesterdaynothing happened, but somehow every moment of consciousness felt like pure emotional torture, like i was on the brink of a panic attack but was denied the catharsis of actually having one
>>215251990another thicko
>>215252009it's called playing along you autismo
>I was only pretending to be Ukrainian!
>>215251598neetsquirter
tbf swans are overrated
>>215252024rabbitohs fan hey
>>215251963>morning pooThis is the one
>>215252024never listened to them
once the darkies have eaten all the swans leftypol will tell us there never were any swans in this country
*Replaces them with black swans*
Would use Emma Watson’s poo as an ingredient in a recipe.
>>215252046more of a bulldogs man
nth for the holodem
The future is bright for BritainFive years ago lefties were laughing because Farage wasn't an MP. Now he's officially the number one bet to be PMThings are slow for a long time and then suddenly things happen fastWelcome to the fast time
>>215252162rorke absolutely aghast that making a strong black queen leader didn't save his precious tories
>>215252162what will rorke say when nige doesn't send any wogs back?
>>215252188>get tommy in!!! he will listen to us!!
>>215252188it's all part of the planlook what the boriswave did to the political culture of this countryimagine what the nigelwave will do
Hmm
>>215252188posted it again award
Twisting heads off swans to add to the collection
>>215252188Trump will step in and say albino avon tha
has rorke had anything to say about the fact his lord and saviour Nigel farage said he doesn’t care about the demographic changes in this country?
>>215252209You won't riot at least Be too busy stinking up your bedroom and spamming worthless screenshots
>>215252242oh really? he should vote Labour or Greens then. thats a much better alternative.
might have a melty
>>215252267Ignoring it again yeah?
>>215252267lib dems will deliver this time trust the process
Lynching swans
>>215252242here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ro4LpFQ-jw
Holy cringe
hugging and kissing swans
>>215252284no i just said Labour or Greens are a better choice given what you just said. >>215252286lol
>>215252301Give me a rundown I’m not watching a 50 minute video. No time for time wasters bruv I’m making money movez
>>215252304Indian account
Roast em broil em chuck em in a stew
>>215252308
right get the coffee brewedget the eggs scrambledget the sausages browned
>>215252318tldw is farage is a wet blanket thats useful for pushing the overton windowa year ago he was saying mass deportations were impossible and mocking the "online right" now hes saying hes going to do themhim, jenrick and lowe have to compete to be seen as the most based
>>215252373did you just draw this
im sure the giga banker farage will definitely have his interests aligned with us
>>215252389That actually sounds like a planCouple of lincy soss and two eggs, scrambed
>>215252347leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>215252409Alright fair enough
>lincy soss
got the frasier on
mental how easily tricked the average human is, voting in farage is literally turkeys voting for christmas
>>215252389get the frasier watched
>prefacing metaphor with the word 'literally'
>>215252473>>215252491its everyone loves raymond atm
QUITE STYLISH
get your dih out
>>215252533no
>>215252488yes well done leftypol you got your snide condescending remark in. we're all really impressed
leftypol voting for britain's children to be raped by foreigners and wondering why no one agrees with him
Arabs making death games for swans like the saw horror movies
>>215252535*tosses your salad and scrambles your eggs*
who is the best /brit/ poster?
wish i lived in frasier's flat
>>215252621Inb4 ‘me’ joke gets made over and over again
>>215252621anonymous britsclosely followed by anonymous australians
sir kier has managed to unite all the parties against him for the digital ID stuff Bravo kier
>>215252621the one who agrees with me the most
>>215252533got the boxset ain't they?
>>215252554not really condescending though is it, we all know how this pans outeveryones the saviour until they get into position and then continue to shaft you the same way everyone before them has
>>215252635doing all of Farages work for him lol
>>215252630isnt seattle a shithole these days
rorke calling in a welfare check for leftypol
>Niles you philistine, you're not supposed to give the tripfag's (You)s!>oh blog on, Frasier*canned studio laughter*
>>215252643thanks for the elucidating insight. who should we vote for instead then mr politics expert?
>>215252635has he? surprised the tories and lib dems and greens and snps arent supporting this globalhomo nonsense
>>215252621you all are, /brit/ is the comfiest general not gonna lie
rorkes going to rise up any day now
Don’t like Frasier, only American show I like is the original twilight zone
>>215252661scre
take a load off fanny
sweaty roz
Awright Daphne, it's me, your ol' brather Soimon!
>>215252665well im voting for no one. and by doing that i cancel out your vote, the person voting for the other side, and your voting to cancel them out, and cancelling out your ability to do that, and theirs, and for them to vote for one party while you vote for another and those to cancel one-another out while my vote (for none) is a vote for neither and does also cancel out your votes at the same time
>>215252690I will always be a Daphne man
>>215252665draw a massive todger on your vote
>>215252690too tired to run away
>>215252677give one step beyond a watch
>>215252621Catyank
>>215252677*Smashes your spectacles*
>>215252702>>215252709spoiling my ballot is actually a fair shout
im voting for no one. im going to concede my vote.
>>215252714already have mate, and the alfred hitchcock show. doesnt hit the same for me
>>215252729concession accepted
>>215252689AND PUT THE LOAD ON ME
>>215252729That’s illegal in your country is it not
>>215252729no soss for you
you need to vote for labour not reform, accelerating is britains only hope
magpies !!!
>>215252781all eaten by foreigners sorry
new>>215252782>>215252782>>215252782
>>215252473Quite stylish!
>>215252765they dont do sausage sizzles anymore. so i will not be voting
cor right on the 310 mark. COR
>>215252796because of woke no doubt
>>215252763Not illegal to rock up, get your name crossed off the list, and draw a huge willy on the ballotAlso if you don't rock up the "administrative fee" is something like thirty bucks
