Prev >>215249612Fragrant edition
smells like whale guts, how pleasant
fucking tired and have to wagie in a few hours gn
>>215252383Why did he age so bad
>>215252600Maybe he was stressed outhttps://youtu.be/n2aw72iNLm8
I like pussy fragrance
>>215252659So true
I have some rancid farts right now.
I wumbo. I big bumbo wumbo.
>>215252724what did you eat?
>>215252724Rancid fragrance
Crazy how after all these years we still don't know where cotton-eye Joe came from, nor where he went. The man's an enigma
anyone else imagine that footkraut sounds like klaus from american dad
>>215252889I haven't seen American Dad
>>215252889I imagine he sounds like the Uh Oh Stinky monkey
>>215252889>>215252911I thought you guys just called it Dad
>>215252911https://youtu.be/34oYM6cBQK0?si=kxQM520na3MpmtJr&t=19
>>215252958LOL
>>215252870cotton eye joe is ... you know
American Mossad
i donate money to aipac because we need to combat antisemitism in america
>>215252984what, gay?
>>215253395no. cotton eye joe is the clap.
>>215253148CANT UNSEE LOL!
>>215253148LOOOL
>>215253148its over
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VKGRssiqKV0
>>215253649u shared this because it says debussy didn't you
>>215253678he's one of the goats
have you guys ever played half sword? very fun free game. the controls take some getting used to but the combat is very satisfying
>>215253717i played the demo and i figured out a really op strategy of just holding 2 chairs and its impossible to get his but beating them to death with the chair takes multiple minutes to do
>>215253757do you mean the first boss? the best thing to do is get under his guard and stab him with a knife desu
>>215253788i got past the third with that strategy
>>>/v/721709349Made one.
>>215253814Do you use the shortsword and dagger preset or something? Maybe I just need to get better at the game but the great sword is basically the only viable option for me on that tier, or maybe sword and shield
>>215253890the two on the right look like almost the same guy
dead animal just ran across my lawn
>>215253965the secret is in the chairs>>215254128really? can you explain further? sounds spooky
One time I had to stomp out a big rat with my foot. I didn't like killing it but I had to.
>>215254189with your bear foot?
>>215254189I killed a mouse with a paint bucket earlier and it still makes me cry. Was the rat in a trap?
6 hours till pizza time
>>215254223No, with a my shoe.
>>215254137I heard a noise so I flashed a flashlight outside, it was like the size of a raccoon. It's hard to describe but the way it was moving was very weird and seemed like a dead thing. I think it probably was something with rabies.
>>215254274Thats scary. Jeez.
>>215254254bear foot in a shoe?
>>215254248No, we were at a villa in the mountains and someone screamed, there was a rat in the living room and it went into the bathroom. I went inside and killed it. It was a biggie, I had to stomp it 6-7 times probably, if not more :( >>215254320lol
>>215254189What if it was a black toddler?
>>215254345We don't have those here.
>>215254274
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT MY PIZZA NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm deep inside myself,but I'll get out somehow
>>215254288nature is spoopy. people forget how spoopy it can be since we don't really have to deal with it anymore
>>215254892Recently I learned there's 13k bears in Romania. We only have 1k here.
slept through my alarmpunishing myself with leg day
>>215255000Is that the halal girl?
I don't think anyone realizes this without hyperspecific life experiences but people, including relatives, are very hesitant to invite men to sleep over or stay some days at their houses for, let's say, a vacation, because they are uncomfortable with the idea that a man will masturbate in their house. And they expect men to masturbate at least every second night. Women are allowed though, because they are thought to never masturbate, especially not at someone else's house.
>>215255000I hate alarm clocks so much that even when I hear them in a movie it affects my emotions. I hate them so much, that even on a subconscious level my brain knows to avoid hearing them. Whenever I set an alarm, I automatically wake up at some time before it goes off literally 100% of the time.
>>215255098when im not home i dont play with my hamburger helper
>>215255249Gay.
>>215255249I have played with my hamburger helper at work, at Tim Horton's, at Costco, etc...
>>215255316dam!
>>215255138agree on hating them, for me the issue is that my phone has different volume sliders for stuff like alarm, call, ui sounds, etc and for some reason the alarm will just randomly fucking get set to 0usually happens a couple times a month
>>215255316>Tim Horton's>Costcothis post smells like curry powder
>>215255281*Kisses your tender Italian feet in apology*
>>215255364This is why I have a deaf people alarm (ankle vibrator)Fuck phone alarmsAnd actual alarm clocks too
>>215255281we need to bring this back
>>215255374I don't have a Costco membership I went there with dad
>>215255412denounce vishnu right now
I woke up at 1 am and gooned and masturbated vigorously for 3 hours, couldn't sleep for another hour, my alarm goes off in 6 minutes
>>215255484I don't even know what that is but yeah sure fuck vishnu fuck google play gift cards and fuck street "food"
The breakfast
>>215255511denounce your mother too
>>215255511>fuck street "food"Even hot dogs??
>>215255511Denounce being a secular racial indian.
>>215255536god you are such a grotesque person
>>215255662Grow up.
I've given up on falling asleep
>>215255700>"grow up">is 30 years old>lives with parents>no job>no gf>no bf>no friends>no hobbies>no skills>no ambitions>wakes up at 7am to drink a can of soda with 40g of sugar and 2 pieces of pizzael aur el
>>215255632As a white Canadian I hate pajeets more than you do
>>215255750I'm not 30I have skillsI have hobbiesI woke up at 4am
>>215255799shame you will never wake up in the way that matters
>>215255799>skills>hobbiesSuch as?
I’m feeling really anxious
>>215255824I am woke.I have eyes on the inside. I have solved the human condition.
>>215255854I can ride a horse and swim.I read hentai manga and play wow.
im gonna ride jasons mom like a horse
>>215255937Youre probably amateur at both. Porn and videogames aren't hobbies
Just wrapped up my gaming sesh
>>215256402Now it's time for the gooning sesh
Good morning
Individius will not be working till the 5th October because they guy is on vacation.
I got assaulted on may 18th 2025.
>>215256464mornin bro
>thin black women with UK accentbueno
>>215256592>Hot indian chick with the most hilarious indian accent >Constantly do an impression of her and she's annoyed>refuse to stop
>didn't get any sleep tonightThis will accelerate my aging and make me uglier
>>215256578Stupid fucking CIA agent
I stream sniped zherka a year ago.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/455654378
>>215256919
kino upcoming
>>215257324I just learned that an Israeli guy bought ExpressVPN in 2021.
>>215257324Do you think they will turn off his teleprompter too?
>>215257584Hopefully they just shoot him.
>>215257513many such casesa lot of tech companies have R&D departments over there these days and I have no doubt that even Apple M chips are being backdoored
what lotion should I buy
>>215256066I paint. Literally the classic hobby. If you are more than amateur at something it stops being a hobby and becomes a profession. Hence "pro".
>>215257691I think they own 7-8 of the major VPN companies, not looking good bros. >>215257709Something not petroleum based with the least ingredients possible.
Reading hentai manga and playing video games are hobbies.
>>215257794Fair enough but please let me bully the pedo tranime freak in peace thanks
slept till 2.30PM award
>>215257616>Muslims attack anyone except Western kids in Europe challenge Never gonna happen
negotiated with momberg: pizza in exchange for sweeping the courtyardday is off to a good start
3 hours till pizza time
I always want to thank chatgpt but I heard that’s a waste of electricity so I just thank my phone and hope he hears it
You think in Harry Potter all the wizards wish themselves unlimited money? How do those Jews at Gringotts sort legitimate money from the counterfeit?
I gossip with the girls at work
>>215258708In universe there's a magic 'law" that prevents you from doing this to money, food, and other valuable things.
>>215258447>waste of electricityNot my problem, always thank and tip your LLM
>>215258708Goblin magic is superior to goyim magic, but the goyim wizards in Harry Potter have functionally enslaved goblins so they can do nothing but banking.
nothing beats a jet2 holiday
>>215259068If I rape the bitch who narrated that ad would she say "nothing beats being a cumslut" for me?
hes banging on them bongos like a chimpanzee
>>215257835>are hobbieswould you tell normies about these hobbies?
>>215259351Interesting story how he came up with the lyrics
drinking covfefe and reading
>>215259068*metal pipe sfx*
>>215259480"'came up'"
>>215259351Bit racist those lyrics
wish i had the guts to talk to the cute girl at the ups store
>>215259645I believe in you bro, talk to her.
>>215259474You're a normalfag and I tell you about them
>>215259708i dont know how to talk to women
>>215259761Well practice on her. I mean they are just people at the end of the day.
Going to a concert tonight by myself. It’s a tiny venue, like 40 people max standing room. I hope I don’t look like a loser. I’m just tired of spending every Friday night playing video games alone in my apartment.
>>215259761me neither. the fact that i have 2 sisters doesn't help one bit
Great morning Friday morning how is everyone doing
Niggas be like I'm gonna go back to ancient Greece and teach them about electricity and computers when they don't even know anything involved in production of either of thoseMe? I'd try to teach (more train I guess since they're basically animals) Australopithecus how to harness fire
>>215259823im in no position to practice she wouldnt want my broke neet bum ass anyway
just finished reading this book
>>215259828what band?>>215259902so you have nothing to lose, just strike a conversation, so you don't feel uncomfortable some other time youl'll have to speak to a girl, she's just a stranger right?
going to start reading this one now. the bulgarian anon will understand what it's about
>>215259942>>215260015Just read English books like a normal person
>>215259961>what bandIt’s 3 bands that all sort of fall under the umbrella of doom metal. I won’t say who because you’d be able to look up the venue. It isn’t anyone super big, 40k-100k monthly listeners on Spotify.
What a madman…
>>215259718I’m way weirder and more reclusive than you
>>215260089I'm not sure if Joy Reid is smart or stupid
>>215260015I have no idea what this is, what is it?>>215260061Nice, oh yeah dont dox yourself. Hope you have fun bro.
Just got to the part where Diomedes kills that sissy Lydian archer Pandarus Zeus did not smile on him that day
>>215260163She's one of the dumbest people who have been on television, I don't even understand why someone would let have a show.
>>215259645She has a bf
>>215260192hes probably 6 feet tall too
>>215260206lol
>>215260167Lol I remember back when this was originally posted jeets would always say "HE IS ZAINICHI PAKISTANI SAAR!" as if they also aren't terrified of toilet paper
>>215260190She has zero self reflection or sense of irony making that comment about Vance considering she has admitted in the past that she got into Harvard due to affirmative action
>>215260170a book about medieval serbian law
>>215260331>she has admitted in the past that she got into Harvard due to affirmative actionAnd she took bragging about that lol, she's completely crazy, also very unfortunate looking. CNN at least has a good looking black chick.
i smoke too much
>>215260408is it interesting?
>>215260089>his team has already started the PR campaign to make him seem likable and relatable before he runs for electionIt’s all so tiresome
>>215260452I smoke too much weed
>>215260506so far it's boring
Mary Mary quite contrary
>>215252383>>215252468Positively Phloxian
>>215260554That's what I would have assumed, why do you torture yourself with that?
2 hours till pizza time
where my covfefe bros at
>>215260606he's in law school
>>215260606i'm in law school
>>215260681For me it's cockfe
>>215260589Based Enterprise chad
>>215260711>>215260797I guess that makes sense, but again..
>>215260840
>>215260533If you are being memed the best way to kill the meme is to act like you're in on it
it's bizarre how many of you willingly consume modern media, you actively seek out shit by using Twitter and watching CNN on Youtubewhy would you do this to yourselves
>>215260408How is that any different from modern Serbian law?
I want to kill myself everyday.I am 25 years old.
>>215261048why
Fuck off
>>215260970I dont do any of that but the entire internet is just reposts of Twitter screenshots now so it's unavoidable
>>215261023it's very different
I'm eating these. They don't taste hot at first but then whammo your mouth is ablaze
finna study. see you guys in an hour
>>215261157Hot sauce is disgusting, it tastes like total shit
>>215261157I ate those like a week ago and I can confirm this anon is a truth teller
>>215261196Timmy
>>215261225Wypipo like 'hot sauce' (not spicy food) more than any other race thoughbeit
hello
I saw a really hot girl outside today.I didn't go outside in months for a walk.It felt so good to get fresh air.Still got assaulted on may 18th 2025.
>>215261093schizo faggot
>>215261325yeah but you deserved to be assaulted, shouldn't have started shit you can't finish
>>215261312That's just factually incorrectRace Spice Love is like thisSEALatinxBlack AmericansEast Asians Whaipeepo
>>215261312Hot sauce sucks, I'm not objecting the spice level, it tastes like ass. Salsa and gochujang are far superior. Hot sauce is for white trash and niggers
>>215261412Read his post again
Fascists creates Libs and Libs creates FascistsBabylon wages war on Babylon, Babylon vanquishes the evil of Babylon.Babylon falls and Babylon rises, the wars aren't real BUT THE GENOCIDES OF YOUR PEOPLE ARE.The head bites the tail.In death they are born.
I hate hate
>>215261551>Salsa and gochujangYou could have just said "I am a brown weeb" and saved us all some time
>>215261551play limbus company
>>215261635Gochujang isn't Japanese retard
drinking covfefe
>>215261405I did finish it.He beat up his gf one month, one week later, after I got assaulted. They broke up.He was bragging about it to me at work how he's cheating on her.Stay mad you lowlife.I ruin peoples lives for a living.I predicted I was gonna get assaulted too.Still got assaulted on may 18th 2025.Still won.Stay mad.
Bros, I saw a cute pajeet girl at the airport. I didn't think it was possible...
>>215260186>DiomedesMy favorite character in The Iliad, what a BADASS
Do you guys journal?
Isn't Netyahoo a wanted international criminal, shouldn't we be arresting him?
>>215261812No
>>215261741He kicked your bitch ass, everyone knows it. Little baby boy got his shit rekt and now he's crying about it on the internet. boo hoo nigga
>>215261791dude wtf me too, I love the fucking shenanigans athena pulled with him
>>215261741My post ends in 1 because the supervisor lady at work says I'm number #1.Stay fucking mad.Stay seething.You saying I deserve to get assualted sounds like you been in and out of jail.Post your fucking address if you are a tough guy. Fucking pussy ass bitch.He assaulted me. My left eye went blind for 40 seconds. My vision came back.Still got 20/20 vision.Stay fucking seething. Be a man and post your home address pussy lowlife.Difference between you and me is. I got assaulted on purpose. I predicted it.I finished it.Dumb stupid cunt.
>>215261820That would be antisemitism or something
>>215261858you’re trying way too hard. Nobody is going to fall for this, go take a creative writing class or something and learn how to create believable characters.
>>215261838He totally did.What a dumb stupid retard you.People like you make me realize elon musk would never waste his time on 4chan.Lowlife attention seeking sissy faggot.
>>215261812no
>>215261904You're his discord gay buddy?Cute.
why is schizojeet spamming?
Brian got raped by his dad.His leaf discord buddy came to the rescue.
Hamas doesn't use human shields they use human sacrifice
Bros, I poured too much cereal and milk so I have to eat it all..
>>215261999based and aztecpilled
currently b8ing a schizo
>>215261749Was she westernized? I find fob jeetas always unattractive but the ones who are Westernized can be hot sometimes
Lunchtime!
I still have coffee left, /cum/patriots
>>215262059I dont think so, she was still wearing her hijab
>>215262166looks good
Why is this general more active during business hours
>>215262180Hijab? Thats not a jeeta, Muslimas have always been hot when they aren't inbred
>>215262238During work people want to shitpostWhen they get home they just want to relax and play vidya
>>215262238This is unironically one of the most normie places on 4channel.org. Completely dead on Friday nights and weekends
>>215261749It's possible, there are some hot ones.
>>215262274hmm her presumably parents both looked like jeets, maybe she was paki
Weird how XBOX is actually going the way of Sega and Atari Did you ever own an XBOX? I never did, had an N64 then got a PlayStation
>>215262429>I never did, had an N64 then got a PlayStationThat gen didn't even have an Xbox, unc
I regret my switch 2
bros...i miss the xbox 360 days
>>215262429I never bought a Playstation because I hated the controller, it was terrible. That's the main reason I ever bought an X360, and then a Xone. I have so many games for both that I have no reason to ever buy a nu-Xbox, plus modern games seem very pozzed and woke and gay.
>>215262465Yeah, I’m saying I had a PlayStation since the start
>>215262429Only had the original Xbox Then I got a PS3 which was alright Never got another console and just stick to PC now
>>215262540I hated the Xbox controller and preferred the PlayStation oneMy brother meanwhile had a GameCube with the worlds most awkward controller
>>215262429Xbox peaked with the 360, it was all downhill from there. Idk how you even fuck up that bad when there's only 1 rival console, PlayStation. Nintendo is a different demographic.
Have an intense argument about immigration and the morality of crushing brown people's skulls
>>215262572Had a PS1 2 and 3I switched to PC instead of getting a PS4 but ended up getting a PS5 that I barely use
>>215262598Gamecube controller was fine, N64 had the awkward controller
>>215262651Misremembered, must be the early onset dementia
>>215262631tell us more
>>215262631unos vatos con banderas españolas me estan tirando mierda en un pinche hilo miado que hicieron.
>>215262636Loved my PS3 especially for bluray playback but it is in disrepair now and barely had any gamesToo old to enjoy gaming now anyway after frying my brain with drugs and alcohol
>>215262509do you have any games for it?
Logically speaking, there is no reason NOT to kill myself as soon as possible. My life would be more pain than pleasure, I will never find love, make new friends, live in nature, have a fulfilling career, etc. However, the only thing that stops me is the thought of it destroying my parents (and to a lesser degree, my brothers).
>>215262509I have one and I've put 400 hours into Mario Kart alone and that is $500 worth of fun to meRegardless I'm not poor enough that $500 is a source of regret
>>215262852Just go make something of your life instead of rotting
>>215262847fantasy life i and mario kartI liked fantasy life i but its multiplat, and mario kart got boring pretty fast
have any of you tried dry herb vaping? did you like it?
>dogs bark at neighborfag>he starts bashing his trashcans louder and starts fighting with themunc ain't right in the head
>>215262651Gamecube is one of the best controllers ever made, this post is absolute heresy.
>>215262852just confidently lift weights in the shower bro
As a zoomer, the N64 is the worst controller I’ve ever used. Absolutely filtered by it and couldn’t play goldeneye
>Gamecube is one of the best controllers ever madeunc detected
>>215262852Have you tried writing anything on bullets yet?
>>215262958that's fair and i respect your honest opinion
>>215262958>couldn’t play goldeneyejust play it on emulator with mouse controls
>>215262999I was able to play Conker’s just fine (albeit I got stuck on the aiming segements for a while)
Bro couldn't make uncle mad with his cheap shots
I wonder how many people have shoved the N64 controller handle up their ass
>>215262852well stop thinking logically then and just be silly, or at least sardonicgive life and death a grin, or at least a grimace
>>215262958Skill issue, FPS games were just different and you would play them differently. Once you mastered the C buttons for stuff like Goldeneye multiplayer you'd be a juggernaut. >>215262978I am a certified unc millennial. I have fond memories of renting N64 games from Blockbuster video and having pizza parties with my bros in the late 90s.
Arrow key aiming filters 99.99% of zoomers
>>215263052Looks good. I want to take a bite out of it.
>>215263056>objectively worse control scheme>hurr durr why do le zoomers hate this???
>>215262958the didnt upgrade the c button on gamecube either, which is why it couldnt compete with ps2 and xbox
Being able to move the camera vertically was a game changing innovation
>>215262852Have you gone to the gym and leanmaxxed to 12% body fatOtherwise shut up
>>215263014I’m a puritan when it comes to playing games in their original way. I play old school games on a CRT with their intended controllers. The only mods I install are for bug fixes, and if they change ONE thing about the gameplay I skip them
>>215263091Only feels worse to you because you’re not used to it
>>215263100>upgrade the c-buttonthey literally went from buttons to a joystick, honestly the Gamecube controller is still the GOAT for 3rd person action/adventure/stealth games. perfect blend of activity/interact buttons with movement, camera control, and kill/attack buttons. nice chunky CLICK from the trigger buttons too.
>>215263156Arrow key aiming is objectively worse than mouse controls
>stand up after sitting at my desk for a few hours>hear half my joints clicking and popping as I walk through the houseDon't recommend getting old its not that great
it's friday and i'm finna treat myself.which fast food joint has the best crispy chicken sandwich?
>>215263197Zoomer
>>215263185i meant the stick, oops
switch 2 pro controller is unironically the comfiest controller I've ever used
Yes I’m a zoomerYes my favorite game is dark souls 1
>>215263221chik fil a
>>215263227Unc
>>215263269No I’m a zoomer
studied for an hour award
>>215263277
>>215263249>off set joysticksnah, I don't even own a playstation anymore and I still buy their controllers for pc gaming because side by side joysticks is just a more comfortable layout
I was never a bing bongo
I like playing Call of Duty campaigns cause I like being in a silly action movie
>>215263309I was born in 1997 actually
>>215263358You're a millennial not a zoomer
>>215261812i write down the good things i did that day
>>215263358Same
>>215263352/v/eddit be like>NOOOO THE LATEST COD/BATTLEFIELD STORY IS GENERIC AND BORING THERES NO CHARACTER DEVELOP-Ummm it’s about being a cool hero killing the bad guys and blowing stuff up :)
wet man's polo no homo I'm tryna touch man's heart
>>215261812I tried to a few years ago but my days are so similar and nothing ever happens
>>215263257ew no. weirdo christian nationalists need not apply.
>>215263378Sorry buddy I’m objectively a zoomer>>215263394BasedWhat month?October for me
>>215263309This nigga is 95 and he still does interviews from time to time.
my favorite gsme as a child was resistance 1 on ps3
Some of you were in kindergarten when Minecraft came out jej
let's do it
>>215262930I haven't, but I always tell myself that I'm switching, buying carts is just much more convenient.
>>215263466Vgh The Christian Kingdom of Palestine
>>215263454I was 4 when Minecraft initially released in 2009
>>215263445October as well :0
>>215263454I had a creeper costume in like 4th grade. All the other kids liked it, and when I took off the helmet to show off who I was, they all frowned and one said “oh it’s you”
>>215263309>that meme>2004The person who made that is a cocksucker
>>215263523BasedMy birthday occasionally falls on Columbus Day
>>215263454there's a video on youtube of me and my friend playing minecraft from 2011
what if my neighbor ordered a vibrator?
>>215263511You missed out on everything. The world has been shit since 2011
>>215263454I played Minecraft before Notch started charging for it lol
>>215263562I forgot the subject like a retard
>>2152635932010*
>>215263593I can goon to AI anime girls so it's not all bad
Middle school was such a troublesome time for me that I don’t think I’ve ever truly left it
>>215263565We might have the same Birthday anon
>>215263615not using this
>>215263630SAME
New>>215263658
NEW>>215263671
>>215263691>>215263678>>215263615retards
>>215263453mine was smackdown vs raw 2008 on ps2
