PENGDON edish
THE ASS WAS FAT THOUGH
>>215267211I prefer Amanford
My sister and her family just came back from Butlins, and my sister said she noticed a lot of very pale ginger women, all single, all with mixed race childrenShe's not even political or anything so it must have been a clear pattern
Why do white people smell so bad like holy shit
D O N E D O NONEDON
why do they do it
fast ways to cheer myself up
Damn, I'm bricked up thinking about a ship of sailors coming into port decimated by the bubonic plague and spreading it into the city whereof they were trading in the 1300s!
>>215267259fr that sudden mayo smell bruh
I peed in River Thames a year ago
>>215267271treat yourself to a nice little wank
goofed it all right upright up the ahhh
>>215267252What happened to you to make you like this?Was it back when you were MC Tranquility adn got jumped by blacks?
>>215267211It's like the average open world map. Impressive, sparkling, vast, but then you realise that most of it is not accessible to you. Can't go in the crystal towers, can't do much other than traverse a grid of thin lines with no content.
>>215267267‘zempic
>>215267252Yeah?
>>215267278for me it's sticking my hand up ruby's nightdress while she whimpers and pretends to protest
Wonder how much Jude Law gets paid to advertise Uber Eats. Assume it has to be a lot because he looks and sounds like a knob in the ad
/brit/ in shambles as I rate the Charlie Bingham Meatballs al forno a 4/10
>>215267318looks more like buccal fat removal
Grim that brits are going back to staycations. If I can't even do Beni I might as well kill myself.
>>215267313wow. so deep mate. so cool. can i suck your cock?
been thinking about where it all went wrong for mefail father, bullied in school, neglectful mother, rich relatives (but none for me), no guidancenever stood a chance
i think an actual plague could happen again and it wouldn't be any better happening now than it was in the middle ages
>>215267371i had two loving parents, a stable community, a nice middle class upbringing and I still ended up a retard mate don’t be all doom and gloom
>>215267267because the available roles for women in film starts to decline steeply as they enter their 30s and they think this will help them get roles they want
sar did you retweet my linkedin post sarwe are going to take the job now sar
>>215267371was just saying this down the pub
>>215267371*guides you over a cliff *
Sir Keir Starmer
Might have sex
>>215267350It not right
fleshlight lid was under my incel bed
>>215267428wtf
The triumphant Gael marches on
>>215267428Mods delete this
well?
>>215267371mumberg and dadberg thought it was wise to give me completely unfiltered internet on my laptop from 11 in a bedroom i could lockwas all over from there
think puberty was where it all went wrong for meused to be outgoing before and then when I started getting attracted to women and feeling inferior to other people, being terrified of women fucked me up real good. now I'm a friendless 30 year old incel
gonna start a poocast it's like a podcast except it's just an hour of me violently pooing into the toilet
>>215267458Mental how he only got off on a technicality
>>215267309No retard I'm just saying what I was just told
>>215267313>you realise that most of it is not accessible to youLots of London is accessible though. The world-class museums and art galleries are free. The big public parks are free. Public transport is pretty affordable.>When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.- Samuel Johnson, 1777
>>215267465well what?
for sale: used arse, never shagged
>>215267490The Anglo-Jewish legal system tried to imprison this innocent brave Irishman
>during his campaign, he heavily rejected liberalisation policies, describing the IMF staff as genocide workers in the pay of economic totalitarianism
whatdya lads reckon about this ID lawdigital surveillance madness methinks
>>215267458they shouldnt be charged with terrorism, the hypocrisy of locking up non-lefties for far less is the problem
>>215267465outdated meme quite franklyWFH is quickly disappearing as an option for most jobs
who's mc tranquility?
throw self into woodchipperas lifes cruelty knows no bounds
>>215267497How can London afford all that life can afford when most life can't afford London?
>>215267426Scrman
>>215267480Look on the bright side. If that happened these days you'd 100% be groomed by trannies in this situation.
>>215267458irish diaspora iron brain detected
>>215267525it is madnesseven the liberals on bbc breakfast were ripping the shit out of the government secretaries saying they won’t do it
>>215267533bossberg mandated 3 days in office so many people then submitted gp letters as they write them up for nothing and he was seething
Dadberg still uses a hanky
So why is the digital ID bad again? Mobile phones already track everything you do
>>215267557>having an iron brain is bad even though iron is good and strong
all that porn from a young age did wonders for my mental healthalso all those games wow
>>215267554used to get my knob out for older benders for validation and wank on cam while they told me it was nicenever showed by face but dread to think my teenager knobber is floating about poof forums from cheeky recordings
>>215267572GP letters for what?
Francis Fukuyama is an Ikkyu figure in an increasingly irrational world.
just got my scent for the next three months was montblanc explorer last, that was ok but not very distinctive and didnt last now im on the afnan supremacy - it is very nice but a bit araby
>>215267600have always had a natural aversion and disgust to porneven as a kid i instinctively knew it was jewish filth
Genuinely despise computers, the internet, screens, tv, radio, electricity and running water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5X8Z-jvsHI
How can we start prepping for digital ID?Stockpiling food obviously
>>215267590Did you miss the part where they forced you to submit regular ID to look at "18+" content? They will tie that and everything else possible to your digital ID, most likely outsourced to some totally trustworthy big tech firm.
>>215267609anxiety/adhd/any host of make believe jewish conditions
big breast
>>215267492Yeah?
the wanktoil>>>/s/22273640>>>/s/22273640
Creating a Tony Blair in Minecraft and blowing him up with TNT
Might start a pirate radio station
Despise the fact, genuinely, that I am not a medieval serf currently battling annihilation in the form of a strange foreign malady that would later be coined in the term "Black Death", lancing my own buboes in some hovel.
>>215267672phwoar
>>215267544>afford>1. have enough money to pay for.>2. provide or supply (an opportunity or facility).I think he meant the second meaning
>>215267627Same
dislike and hating on every post i see on stinkedin because i am an abject failure
>>215267672>"milfs">most look younger than me
creating a monument to bbc in minecraft out of obsidian
>>215267603What's the deal with the bottom catberg
was growing a little king charles goatee and moustache for a while but it was making me feel very sinister
Reckon Tony Blair will be the one of the first on the gulliontine
It begins
Fair to say that every single point on the "political spectrum" can be characterised by an insufferable smugness that instantly turns me off.
>>215267733King Charles does not typically sport a goatee
uber scammed AGAIN with a 60% off promo applied to my local large sainsburys who have gone and listed everything i need for a fry up at store price or lower already
Scran
>>215267684I think if you were there you would be wishing you wouldn't
>>215267739He's a deeply evil man
>>215267711MILF in porn terms just means women over 25. 40 and beyond is GILF status. 50 plus is basically a paraphilia on par with scat.
was just saying this down the pubhttps://youtu.be/qQdKPEHWSHc?si=ZgDvqRliUsndjyH8&t=7
>>215267657Yeah, immediately made me think of that fella who posts about Irish people being into black people
My grandad's last sibling passed away, he was one of 11 and the youngest, born in 1937Mad innit. From Weimar to Tiktok
>>215267758Historically illiterate muppet die die die die!!!
>>215267768I'd happily sharpen the blade, all i'm saying
>>215267739>>215267674
optimum beard length??
>>215267739youre never getting a guillotine leftypol fucking grow up go back to playing your games
>>215267765>bread and chipsWhy do poortherners do this?
>>2152677935mm
>>215267764>30 sausage rolls>12 rashers of bacon>AND 1.2kg of baconpork is dirty enjoy your arse cancer
>>2152677930
>>215267767Don't tell me what I want or don't want mate pal
THE POSTMAN
>>215267765Cor
>>215267778Oh it did, did it?
>>215267758not that charlie another one
>>215267774To me milf is 35 plus, mature is 45-55 and above that is gilf
>>215267774>>215267711you'll have to boot up the vpn toil to view this but theres some 70 plus year olds on herehttps://www.reddit.com/r/50plusGW/
>>215267794blair on the chopping block is one thing rorke and leftypol agree on
>>215267816>sausage rollsthose are taste the difference pork sausages you illiterate swine, i'm sure your mother and father are what i'll be eating
Has anyone here ever taken a moment to seriously consider the '08 financial crisis?
>>215267794Is Tony Blair hated a lot by leftist corbyn types as much as rorke? I'm more rorke than anything.Tony Blairs evilness should ascend poltiical barriers, leftypol and rorke united
>>215267816here m8. you dropped this
Wilkinson Sword. Always.
MILFs have to have had childrenThe aftereffects on their body from pregnancy are pure sexo
>>215267821the grass is always greener
doing a major reflection on the car crash of my life and career
>>215267764That is pure madnessCongratulations, enjoy your tasty food
>>215267879not alwayssometimes it makes them saggy my cousin's breasts were never the same after she had kids
>>215267909Wouldn't do that if I were youBad for the old mentals
>>215267868No but leftypols have constant power wank fantasies about guillotines
Brutally mogged the postman before, felt sorry for old mate as he's fundamentally not a bad bloke but if you come knocking on MY door that's the kind of thing you have to prepare for
>>215267819There he is
>>215267765what sauce?
>>215267878for me its the muhle rocca with feather blades
>>215267940Cockmogged?
>>215267923um spend a lot of time looking at your cousin's breasts do you?
>>215267801Chip butty innit
>>215267863ayyy cabron el crisis de 2008! ay dios mío!
>>215267923Hmm that is something I didn't consider
>>215267879>>215267923r/mombods and r/mummytummies were 2 good ones for that kind of thing, honourable mention to r/bigbelliesandhangers and r/beforevsafter
>>215267764what the fuck it costs me that much to get a small kfc meal from five minutes up the road
>>215267970Forein muck
>>215267958sweet chilli
Seen quite a few people who look like the amerimutt meme lately
>>215267978The cockmogg as a contingent part of the metamogging
Algo huele mal en mi casa (y no es yo)
>>215267841fair and I can agree with that, but porn basically has "teen" and then "milf", that's just how they do things
>>215267917>>215268009no subs eitherit's over for uber. this loss is surely = to one migrant made redundant
>>215268032other men mog me by height but i have a large william
>>215268008Didn't know we had a connoisseur in the thread with us
>>215268054was just saying this down the pub
>>215268050normally I'd frown upon using these lazy delivery apps but I can get behind ripping them off like this
>>215267843brits really have to boot up a vpn to view this disgusting shit kek
I mog youyou mog me
>>215267879Some women turn into sex godesses after pregnancy. Bigger breasts, hips get wide as fuck, big phat mum arse. Most don't though. Most just end up with tits that sag after the initial swelling, stomach gets huge, stretch marks everywhere, wrecked fanny etc.
African American women both want more police and also fear the police the most. Go figure --
>>215267816cant tell if paki or spain bait
Im doing the worst in life out of everyone I know
Meg and Mog
costs about £40 to get kfc delivered if you want enough for tonight and stuff for lunch the next day
11 am and i am so tiredwaster sleep schedule sucks
>>215268155I LOVE FUNDING INVADERS!!
>>215268096it's all i ever use them for, will every so often pay full price for maccas though. i have recently got a new phone so i got a payg sim for the old one and have increased my total uber accounts from 5 to 8 this last week so i'm really fucking them now.
dick in the dob
>>215268108Sounds absolutely peng
>>215268108Ah well it's worth it
>>215268155you have to shudder to think about the appalling conditions those birds were subjected to, frankenchickens and the like
>>215268151same twin
Many forget that Presbytarianism was an early form of national socialism, -- a severe moralising assembly of elders enacting conservatism and volkgeistig collectivism.
>>215268245 I hear they get battered and deep fried in hot oil
gimme a film to watch
Schlomo Oyveyberg
>>215268273I didn't forget this. I just wasn't bothered by it.
>>215268263Dont know if its all gonna be alright for us lad
>>215268273That gets me hard!
mccoys.
>>215268302Philosophy of a Knife
>>215268302Cromwell (1970)
>>215268302Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
>>215268302malbus most wanted
>>215268302the gentlemen
>Smirking Montessori worker who attacked 21 toddlers and VAPED in children's room while high on cannabis at £1,900-a-month nursery is jailed for eight yearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15137011/Montessori-nursery-worker-jailed-attacking-toddlers-cannabis.html
>>215268295why is bob mortimer not enjoying that train ride
The posters here seem different than usualWeird vibes to these threads lately
>>215268359it was in self-defence
got an extreme triggering reaction to see happy and thriving people doing art, good work and thrivingmeanwhile i only feel ok alone at home on 4chan, rotting away
>>215268307trying to make peace with being a loser who wasted his potential me haha. what does it all matter anyway
>>215268378sameno one should be happy everyone should be forced to suffer and become miserable incel evil cretins like me
>>215268302Local HeroThe Prince of TidesAwakenings
>>215268302not a chud, but i love this film
dubs decide my microsoft flight sim start and end location tonight as always
>>215268359But the migrants
>>215268372How so?It has been different but I'm curious what you've noticed in particular
Elon musk visited Epsteins island 6 years after Epstein became a convicted nonce
squeezing in the last daypoo before 7pm when it becomes the perverse practice of the nightpoo freak
>>215268428why does hollywood love great big blue filters and great big piss filters on everything
>>215268359i'd shag her
>>215268428might give it a gois the director's cut the only version worth watching?
>>215268447SomaliaLondon
>>215268447leeds bradford to aberdeen
>>215268462In a way that's better than going before because Epstein probably bucked his ideas up a bit after that
>>215268470lol
5lb potatoes- 2.991lb ground turkey- 3.99Big can of beans - 2.3012 Eggs - 2.99Gallon of milk - 3.20The povvo slop
>>215268513
Nearly late for my local racist club meeting
2 weeks since my last fag
>>215268481yeah, adds a lot of depth to it
something really not right with my arse lads
>>215268372russians and chinese on their vpns isn't it
>>215268478 the real world sometimes has a blue or a yellow filter
>>215268537bet i’m more racist than them all
>>215268556lets have a look then
>>215268543bet you’re gasping for one xx light it up, take a nice long draw, taste all that tobaccoahhhhh
reckon she'd dress you up as a baby and abuse you and blow vape smoke in your face? aha
>>215268359what sort of a first name is Smirking
>>215268556what have you been putting up it lad?
thinking about christian dating apps
>>215268461I can't put my finger on it but I'm glad you've noticed it's been different
>>215268572we’re more racist than you bet you let welsh people in your meetings
>>215268372haven't noticed myself but that's because i don't read anything here except replies to my posts
>>215268599
Does anyone remember how much my RBRS stocks have gone up by?
cats.... fat bastards aren't they?
>>21526863740.04%
>>215268616 if you read this you are gay
>>215268613don’t have meetings because i’m racist against all humans ;)
>>215268640nigger bastards they are
>>215268640Not if you feed them properly. Mine are on a strict feeding schedule with specific grams per meal
are there any racist dating apps?
>>215268640
>>215268637>>215268654I don't believe youThat is astronomical
I'm sorry but can people really make the argument that private property didn't exist prior to Locke? Just ridiculous retconnery going on in most political discourse nowadays.
>>215267995>>215267331rate my dinner, /brit/
whilst westoids are screeching about trannies and immigrants china are developing massive laser weapons and giganukes. it’s pretty much decided that this century will be the ching chong century
>>215268711yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pombears not seen them for years, don't rate them like
Was gonna have some Philadelphia cheese on a bagel for din dins but there’s this mold on it do u think the rest is okay?
>whilst
miserable git general
take the piss
>>215268847mad those cheeky little things are only 13g a packet
>north face slidersbrown brownbrownbrown
>>215268807love this look it has the parts of all the coolest clothes, cowboy, detectice, knight, ninja, fast runnerReally just eh greatest hits of haberdashery all packaged togetherthis shit is the now 89 of clothes u feel me cuz
the overseer
>>215268799Fucks sake I wish I had money to invest There's no way that continues, is there?
sippin on a flamin moei cant put down the duffi cant put down the duff
>>215268877Of course not
>>215268864Wish I could find more of them like that
>>215268877The RBRS line will always go up
https://petitionmap.unboxedconsulting.com/?petition=730194that heat map lmao
Business idea: Britcard checkpoints on all websites
eating risottp in bed
i am boredit's friday evening entertain me
>>215268908what is rbrs
>>215268905>>215268908Getting mixed messages here................
Might go and read some more Jean-Jacques Bousseau
>>215268930do a gay porn dance
I need Emma Watson to do a stinky in my face.
speaking of bearsanyone remember that ham that used to look like a bears face? does it still exist?
the age of leftypol is overrorke has won Rejoice and celebrate!
niggas really out here flipping asserts on the sao paolo general exchange wouldnt be me senpai
>>215268874Yakub
25% Rheinmetall 25% BAE Systems 25% Rolls Royce 25% Saab
>>2152689211.3m, and that's just the people who gave enough of a fuck to sign itstarmers not surviving the year at this point, the best chance is the day after may's local elections
rorking all over the world
im living in my own little world
>>215268921what of it
I invest all my money in my brothers this and that :)
dadberg is PRO britcard
>>215268984ppl are just social media sheep
>>215269023Look at the low % areas and compare it to % of nons
Mind boggling how utterly shit Labour have been.Even some rorkes were getting pissed off at Reforms ILR announcement and Labour decide to bring out mandatory ID cards that no one likes and has never been popular with anyone
right going to tesco for boozeyou lads want anything?
>>215269040>nons
>>215269040>darkies are thickwow who knew groundbreaking stuff
>>215269037and you're an enlightened free thinker i take it?
>>215269068BEER GET ME BEER PLEASE I'M SO THIRSTY EVEN JUST ONE BUT PREFERABLY MORE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU BEER BEER BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215268935No one is consistently doing 40% returns every year it’s just gambling at that point
>>215269057>Mind boggling how utterly shit Labour have been.not really this was all written about in the book of Revelation
maybe if l'd posted a baked potato dipped in gravy people here would love my dinner...
>>215269081...yh
everything's going to change when sir keir starmer, who has decided policy and set the agenda since he won office, is ousted.
>>215269090*laughs at you in my free money*
>>215269040they're not citizens so it wouldn't affect them
So yea you've been saying the government is bad and stuff so yea you will be being detained today alri?
>>215269102Yes. That's right.
gatling guns on the cliffs of dovermandatory suicide pods for 1st gen immigrants in the country
The dirty dawg at Hull City6.45
>>215269071yeah that's what we call them
Rorke signing the petition : Take that globalhomo!
rorkeing about
Americans looked at the Glastonbury Festival and thought "What a tedious load of cunts. How can we possibly make it worse." And thus Coachella came about.
>>215269135In the future, the most famous picture of this face will be of his head raised high over london bridge
>>215268957Yeah, I used to get my slice of Billy Bear when i used to go Friday shopping with my mam as a kid
sheeple everywhere on the internet going baaa baa baaa im so free speech im just like that nibba from v from vendetta
>>215269164reckon you’re a bigger tedious cunt
>>215269205Coorrrrrrrr billy bear get in
why are we such bootlickers
>>215269135tony blair is just another part of something bigger
>>215267211so uglyglobal and devoid of style or beauty, globohomo personified, compare it to paris
>>215269217sheeps are cute
>>215268459>Roksana Lecka
>>215269229We arent though are we
not a happy chappy today might get some cake and sob into it
>>215269274yeah we are
>>215269275yeah get yourself some beers and some cake babes
>>215269283
>>214924072
surgery is that good? They'd rather hire 40 somethings than 20 year olds? IMO the zoomers are just shit and too annoying to work with