I'm planning to take a year off from work to experience everything South America has to offer. The Amazon, the beaches, the mountains of Peru.Any tips and advice?
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>>215270712i went to Maragogi and Porto de Galinhas in january, it's full of colorful fishes, warm waters, beautiful women, coral reefsBrazil has so many nice places it's difficult to make a list
leave your jewlery at home
>>215270712That continent is a shit full or brown murders, you will die.
You're gonna get hacked up and they're gonna find you in 17 different suitcases all over the place
>>215273609>>215273730Not gonna happen.
Europeans should avoid South America. They lack the basis common sense to travel in a place where human life is so cheap and invariably end up getting killed in the most gruesome of ways
>>215273880Case in point>>215273751It's inconceivable to him that anything could happen to him. He has no clue. He thinks he has plot armor or some shit when he's just another free meal in the eyes of those savages LMFAO. They never learn
>>215273880>>215273940that's untrue, we will only steal your gold chains, but your life is precious to us
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>>215274362found footage horror
>>215274117Damn Mexico, the fuck?
>>215274117>He didn't post Brapzil
why would you want to go to the amazon though? trees, trees, trees, more trees, trees as far as the eye can see... and damp 35°C weather with malaria mosquitoes
>>215274697Maybe he likes opera, concerts, o algo
>>215274697A friend did some trip where they slept in the Amazon, it sounds cool
The faustian spirit of traveling to inhabitable and dangerous places despite the endless warnings by the locals. VGH
>>215270712the amazon region is VERY hot and humid, full of mosquitoes and poor infrastructure, also its mostly remote and hard to access. You'd have a better time in the pantanal area or the subtropical jungles in the south
>>215275027there's nothing dangerous about those tourist traps. A european bear is a thousand times more dangerous than any South American fauna. Don't even get started with 'criminals' oooh scary!
>>215273880you know nothing about here
>>215270712>Any tips and adviceyes: don't.hope it helped
>>215270712If three women ask you to go to where you stay don't do it because they're gonna drug you and steal all you're shit
>the mountains of peruif you go like a normal tourist nothing ever happens. if you explore you will encounter fucked up shit and maybe get killed>the beachesthe only good beaches are from caribbean countries, and all of them are filled with violent browns with repulsing accent, some fat disgusting browns and women with disproportionate BBL butts>the amazonif you go like a normal tourist nothing ever happens. if you explore you will encounter really fucked up shit and maybe get killed. examples: live 'p, dangerous animals, narcos, weird noises, giga strong drugs and more
>>215270712A year? A month or two should be enough. How confident are you that you will still have a job when (if) you come back?
>>215270712Find the nearest arab and apprentice under him in machete-wielding, glaring, and pickpocketery.
>>215270712More seriously:>Get a second phone and phone number so losing your phone doesn't block you out of your accounts>Get another bank account and a debit card you can set a limit on and consider disposable>Practice your street awareness by venturing into the more dangerous neighborhoods of your area>Learn to dress down, not wear watches or jewelry or anything flashy>Learn to not use your phone out on the street>Always walk with purpose like you know where you're going
>>215272968>jewleryNot sure if this means "leave your jew ways" or if you tried to write jewelry
>>215273880TRUKE
>>215274362March or die ahh scene for them.
>>215270712Chilean Patagonia and lakes region is fine, but as a Swede you'll just see the same biome of nordic latitudes. The rest of the country is an expensive shithole and the cunts have the same unsufferable attitude of firsties without the good looks.I'll point to actual adventures at Bolivia, Perú, Colombia, Brazil and Dominicana.
Learn Spanish and/or Portuguese
>>215270712>Takes a year off work for a vacation of a lifetime sort of experience>Picks the wrong AmericaThis is like choosing to go to North Korea instead of the one where you can see other human beings. Don't be stupid. As always, OP is a faggot.
>>215270712Don't go to the ruins of Machu Picchu, it's full of tourists and it's hard to reach out. It's like trying to visit the Louvre but with the danger of getting stranded up there waiting for the government to pick you uphttps://www-infobae-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.infobae.com/peru/2025/09/17/tren-humanitario-evacua-a-mas-de-500-turistas-atrapados-en-machu-picchu-estaban-varados-desde-el-domingo-14-de-septiembre/?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&outputType=amp-type&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=De%20%251%24s&aoh=17589301294982&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.infobae.com%2Fperu%2F2025%2F09%2F17%2Ftren-humanitario-evacua-a-mas-de-500-turistas-atrapados-en-machu-picchu-estaban-varados-desde-el-domingo-14-de-septiembre%2F
