HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE'D GO TO BED INSTEAD OF HAVING THE BIG CANS AND BIG CHIPS edishLET'S ALL HAVE THE CHIPS AND THE CANS sub-edish
got tori amos on
american roses
no reason for depression reallygay fucking 'disease' with the only cure being gay pills aka ssris aka psyop pills
Why do Jews murder so many children
>>215273171her new album is actually excellent
just imagining this tired irish guy forcing a chip and a sip of beer into himself to keep up his internet persona
straight as but alcohol makes me want to get my brains fucked outwhat's up with that
Nog Dago Aftercoon
>>215273299estrogen
How often does your girlfriend lick your balls while you're sitting on the computer and coding?
>>215273299Means you’re a poofter and not straight, gay boy
Why you niggas keep recycling the same three OPs?
>>215273299youre gay im not a doctor
>>215273340i dont have a gf and i dont code
alri
>>215273340>codingthat's a bloke
>>215273281Just saw a video of some gimpy copper trying to eavesdrop on some lads convoy because it was reported as racist by a passerby so I suppose it was
>>215273372niggas be like how u know im gay?
>>215273350
>>215273372That guy must be an absolute power bottom.
>Just saw a video of some gimpy copper trying to eavesdrop on some lads convoysurely this is illegal (or in not Australia)
>>215273270Now that it's been more than 8 posts and the advertisers are happy lets discuss the cultural implications of Jewish blood libel
>>215273382I'm a man and my girlfriend is a woman
>>215273372alri
whats a good country to live in these days?
just done a poo and looked back at it and it reminded me of the hydra of ancient myth
big cans
>>215273420It was in the UKThey called him a starmtrooper lol
>>215273459Mauritius
got a few of these in. it lush
>>215273459been saying benidorm is the place to gono indiansbritish populacesunny most of the time
>>215273410classic snooker phenotype that
I don't consent.
>>215273492foreign muck
Get the brown biomass dissolved
Lads, what should I get for the BIG chipsthe BIG fish or the BIG fried chickenFucking hell, the BIG fish which is actually LESS than the BIG fried chicken is in fact, 2 euro more expensiveLads, that's a fucking travesty, a criminal act, one would have thought the fucking fish being less overall would in fact, have been cheaper.Er right, rant done, on the way to the BIG chips shop and the BIG cans shop which both are actually average sized and not very big at all
>>215273372>>215273440who would win in a fight
I support Ukraine
>>215273372why do they do itdont get itwhy cant gay people just act normal
>>215273459poland
>>215273513shagged an irish bird other nightgave me poo a lick
Remember when Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit melted that wee cartoon shoe in the dip? I didn’t like that at all.
>>215273513fish because friend chicken is never as nice as you think it will be
>>215273534
>>215273513can only imagine the size of youbet you look like smithy
>friend chicken
>>215273459Hawaii
erm
>>215273440seen this guy on /r9k/
>>215273585
>>215273622might move there
What exactly does AI do outside of the chatbots?
>>215273597Would shag this bloke completely senseless!
saw someone I went to school with who was a hot twink and now he's baldused to wank like mad to him and steal his underwear and stuff. mad
in a real fuck this gay earth kind of mood
>>215273440bestiarii physiognomyhe should be fighting lions in the colosseum for the amusement of the civitas
>>215273726remember reading this post in an old thread
any passionless slugs whiling away their lives in
>>215273778pscrtim
im not like others*proceeds to be exactly like others in many many ways*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YDmNtUKEno
What is the universe existing in? If the universe was created from a single point called the big bang, what is the space that the single point was floating in?Mind boggling stuff. Makes my tummy flutter. Such questions only Brit can answer.
runic pyramid was wondrous but then an event reward dead branch I had no opportunity to refuse has caused me massive hand clogging problems.... yet here I am, about to face the heart. after this poo. will I succeed? or will I have egg on my face? all will be decided... following this shite (and also going to brush my teeth).
gonna go costa for a latte tomorrow morningthats why ive stopped boozing at this present time
>>215273822my arse
>>215273861Honestly? I knew it
>>215273822That guy’s arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivKeEXNq9Oc
https://i.4cdn.org/s/1757728247915019.jpg
>>215273857coffee is shite for various reasons but you know what lad? I'm happy for you. don't let anyone put you down. don't let anyone tell you that coffee is a disgusting, bitter tasting addiction/acquired taste that's making you dependent on an all too heavy influx of caffeine. just do what makes you happy in life.
>>215273822don't think about stuff like that me just not worth worrying about
>>215273893Seriously? I knew it
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>215273822uh *thinks about it* uh corrr um *scratches head* um yeah religion is real and god did it *phew*
I'm on episode 19 of Neon Genesis Evangelion. When does it get good?
so will your posting habits and browsing behaviour change per chance after the mandatory digital ID?
>>215273974the very first second
>>215273921uh *thinks about it* uh corrr um *scratches head* um yeah coffee is tasty and i like it *phew*
>>215273974Never
get the suspicious asian videos reuploaded
>>215273974it never gets good it's a childrens animated show
What if there are 2 universes
who is a popular figure you're convinced for no particular reason has nonced kidsfor me it's brian cox
haha friday night, haven't had any dinner, cold, crying x
>>215274020David Walliams
>>215274031get yourself a takeaway and some booze lad, and get the heating on x
it's decided then....low iq: coffeehigh iq: tea
mental how native americans are just mexicans
>>215273678that's a woman
>>215273440sigma
need to get off the caffeine
>>215274020Jimmy Savile. Everyone seems to love him but I dunno... there's something a bit off about him that nobody else is getting.
*Enters /Brit/*
Why is it called the United Kingdom instead of the United States of Britain
>>215274053might put a jumper on and eat some nuts
>>215274135If that'll make you happy lad then do that. Nobody should be crying on a Friday night.
the video for numb by linkin park is about a girl who gets bullied at school even though she looks like a model and is an artist
>>215274082Don’t ever mistake a Native for a Mexican, they hate that shit. The Natives where I live hate Mexicans.
>>215274052walliams being a nonce or a rapist or a nonce rapist is a foregone conclusion at this point
>>215274135>eat some nutshow much you get paid for that?
called a black woman a nigger for selling fart clips but having her young child visible in every shot
>>215274052he's already known to be a nonce it just isn't criminal apparently after the hide the sausage allegations
>>215274130wouldn't mind splitting you in two with my cock
deeply unfunny thread. suspect about 75% of all posts so far is that unfunny paki woman from camden. you know im on about
just put a jumper on and now I'm eating nuts, kp salted peanuts. captcha is mocking me
>>215274020Is this that science guy that’s always doing events with Neil Degrasse Tyson.
>>215274241oy vey!
>>215274200um
>>215274245Haha it says poo.
>>215274200sc
>>215274241most of it is the samefagging desperate for attention falmouth uni tranny
>>215274130Why is anything called one thing and not another thing. Because that's what people decided to call it.
>>215274249yehdead lifeless eyes, permanent half smile, hair cut of a teenage boy at 60 years old
Dear Penthouse Forum
think ive accidentally got myself a 20 year old trans proto gf
are boris
Chips aren't bad, ladsBit smaller than what they used to beChicken is nice, tho.Cans will be lovely I'm sure
>>215274337nice lets see some pics then
>>215274340Shut the fuck up, angloid spawn.
>>215274338OH SHUT THE FUCK UPYOU BORISWAVING IMMIGRANT LOVING BASTARDTHERES A SLIM CHANCE THAT AN ACT OF PARLIAMENT WILL IMPRISON YOU FOR LIVE TWAT!
>>215274338Sir Boris 'Wave' Johnson
>>215274338because hes secretly donald trump and rasputin
>>215274340Should have got a battered sausage and chips, lad. That's my go to
>>215274288Yeah but United states of Britain sounds way better
>>215274130Well it’s a kingdom without any states or provinces so.
The lovely Asian ladies
>>215273822You can embed spaces within other spaces.The term "space" is an extremely abstract one in mathematics in science, but it generally means "set of all possible transformations".The surface of the earth is a space containing all the possible places that you can stand.What's fascinating is that spheres of any dimension are all "covers" of eachother because spheres are all perfectly symmetrical and the only thing that changes is the degree of space they occupy. A disk (circle, AKA a 1-sphere) becomes the circumference of a sphere and a ball (2-sphere that isn't hollow) becomes the volume of a 3-sphere. Because a sphere is perfectly symmetrical, the surface of a sphere is just the set of points that are unit distance (1) from the center.It gets weirder and more interesting, because something called "Bott periodicity" states that the number of rotation symmetries follows a pattern that repeats forever. A circle has 1, a sphere has infinity and something called the "Hopf fibration" has exactly 2.What I theorize is that the universe is a Hopf fibration. We live in a 3D universe and I think that the temporal dimension of time is more like the phase as it's constantly warping. We know that time only flows in one direction, but if that's the case, I don't know why it gives rise to things like the natural numbers that all support inverses. But I could just be pulling a 4 dimension surjective fiber bundle out of my ass.
Nigga name Keir
>>215274338Sir Boris 'Open the Gates' Johnson
>>215274379Wanted the BIG chips instead since I didn't eat much all day or yesterday
>>215273195NEW INCEL TVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h80UWExisCQ
>>215274390we love them
>>215274406his skin looks like a ps3 texture
there was no boris wavethe numbers were skewed because nobody could migrate in 2020/21, so everybody delayed their plans to move/leave in 2022 and 2023 so thats why it was so high
>>215274338
>>215274436Early 2020 was such a weird time
>>215274434thanks boris
https://petitionmap.unboxedconsulting.com/?petition=730194
>>215274406A chimpanzee in its natural state is like three times as strong as this guy.
>>215274403 wrong
>>215274390the lovely central asian lady
>>215274369>>215274373>>215274375>>215274408>>215274436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZziCieJlEsare boris
>>215274445remember that period in January 2020 where Kobe Bryant died and it looked like America and Iran were going to war? mad
yeah asian ladies might sound like a good laugh and seem all cute for maybe a day or two but im sure the novelty wears off and their constant behaving and acting like a school child gets obnoxious if you have to live with them
lil zoomer bros getting nostalgia over 2020 oh my dayzzzzz
>>215274453up to 3.5-4% of the electorate signing thiswhat a fuck up
need kazakh wife
joris bohnson
>>215274506Living with a woman in general gets tiring and boring after about a year max unless you really are soulmates and get on fully. Eventually you crave your own space back, freedom back, not having to worry about constantly pleasing another person. Only reason to get long term with a girl is to get married and have a family. If that's not on your cards, keep it casual. Honestly, guys are easier and more down for casual stuff which is why I've had grindr on my phone for the past three years.
>>215274619bit gay
>>215274619Um!! xx
>>215274619grow up homo
>>215273847bodied that runt
>>215274664that time already?
Farage wants to kick out pretty American girls who look like chipmunks
>>215274551shes very cute
>>215274619
dont know what happened to /brit/ but somehow its turned in to some fucking cunty little passive aggressive snark contest, posting about your poo and wank/porn, and no normal conversations happen here anymore. You're all very clearly teenagers and indians.
Britain.1970s.
>poo and wank/porn
>>215274453Houghton and Sunderland South are NOT happy
holy fuck watch this video https://x.com/michelledewbs/status/1971660907983130630?s=46
>>215274711It was a bit grimy, the trains and public transport were shite, but it was soulful
>>215274020jamie foxx
Growing desperate for niggers to be exterminated
Good morning
>>215274745can't i'm afraid i have twitter blocked
got the proms on, when did annie become cute again?
>>215274390negative arses
anyone know where I put my batteries because I swear I put them in the drawer
>>215274745Usual suspects, is it?
ah yes automatically hide comments on social media and only show "most relevant" from influencers thats what people always wanted
>>215274817Are Briish values init
did it didn't I
>>215274798when she got married toa woman!!!
deeply regret that wankone day they'll catch me
>>215274745thankfully BritCards will put an end to this
I have caught 708 Pokemon now gn
I might live in a shit area, but it's basically all white and if any wog tried anything they'd probably get carved up by some nutjob
>>215274745They said “you know what this is about” so obviously more to the story
>>215274745Average treatment in a care home desu
>>215274745for what purpose
>>215274875grow up
>>215274471Tell me where I'm wrong Donald
>>215273270it’s part of their religion
Honestly reckon if a bame commits crime, there's reasonable grounds to cut a body part offThey won't learn otherwise
>>215274745Half cast or white I can’t tell
fuk yuu
>>215274745part and parcel x
>>215274745When the gdp arrives
>>215273974i also couldn’t get into it. also hated cowboy bebop. well not hated exactly but it’s boring af
horse
Mad how ugly I am
The suspects, who are believed to be two men and one woman, were all described as being black, or of mixed race.
>>215274745whys my willy gone all hard watching this
Keir Starmer should be bludgeoned to death with a brick.
^yeah
st vincent could get it most definitely
Dave
>>215275009
>>215275003With no name?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na47wMFfQCo
Sir Boris Johnson. Now there is a great man.
>>215274894Most likely something to do with Cuckooing
>>215274996Christianity is such a cuck religion, if she were a based pagan she could get into a blood feud in honour of the gods
Posted last week about Lidl warehouse job event, tickets sold out in an hour. Jobfinderberg sending me an invite to an event to apply for a street cleaner job, tickets sold out in an hour yet again. Genuinely just don't understand how people get jobs anymore.
In trying times such as these, it would be well for us to remember the wise words of Nigger John.
>>215275044shut up you nerd spastic
>>215275044Christianity never stopped ancient, medieval and early modern Christians from taking vengeance
>>215274996The look of forgiveness
>>215274996Bet her husband being brutally murdered by a young man turned her on. This is why women can’t be trusted.
what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
>>215275066which were?
>>215275066was he some greek philosopher? never read his works
Just not on is it
>>215275036Boris wave used to be genre of music then it turned into the destruction of Britain
The hard times have only just begun.
im leftypol now
>>215275044christianity isn't gayprotestantism on the other hand
any gay porn today?
>>215275098"In trying times, remember my words".
>>215275107
Imagine having three dads. Coolest kid in the playground
>>215275104
>>215275104it's perfectly normal for a male baby to have 3 dads in 2025 rorke. get with the times please
>>215275117fyi no one cares
>>215274996why are burgers like this? bitch thinks she's in a movie
>>215275092State of that make up
>>215275044Based.
got the tunes onhttps://youtu.be/UnhfUbuvAaY
>>215275104is different from any other family though isn’t it
Me? Phone posting
dont actually want to be raped by a group of fit girls
>>215274997i don't understand why these are the most popular animes honestly. it isn't that they're bad, they're very good in terms of artwork, character development, musicbut they don't appeal to the average person such as yourself. you should try one piece, or bleach
First fucking can finally openedand it's lovely
>>215275171>not posting on his ps5ngmi
>>215274745https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/pensioner-left-injured-after-horrific-32391817>The suspects, who are believed to be two males and one female, were all described as being black, or of mixed race.Yep
>>215275159Why are you replying to yourself?
This has been going on for at least 5 years but what the FUCK is that make-up/smoothing filter? Looks like SHIT and I am PISSED tss
>>215275171ktim, not a fan desu
annie is fit as fuck for a lesbian
>>215275189alcohol is for mongs
who the fuck cares about some roastie pilot, we want deportarions and no more foreign wars retard
I paid £150,000 for a 112sqm terraced house
Look at this dog lol
>>215275221Actually high intelligence is linked to alcoholism. Low intelligence also. It's like that brainlet, midwit, and genius meme
Could it be, that Intel is externally "Integrated electronics", but internally "Intelligence" (as in, information gathering)?
>>215275221Have a fucking lad, can
>>215275243you must live in some shithole lol my 50sqm investment flat was more than that
>>215275191Unironcially used to post from my ps3
>>215275104at least it's a girl so there's less chance they are going to nonce on it
Night have a wine
>>215275238Epstein files must really really do him in
>>215275268scream
@farceadentus6 years agoIsrael inside17Reply1 reply@atnm2 days ago6 years ago..2Reply
>>215275243Good for you lad where abouts?
>>215275267South Wales
so this is rorke
>>215275301Cheadle
>>215275273have two
>>215275238he's not even funny anymore. it's just embarrassing now
>>215274745She voted for this.
>>215275304he's a big guy
>>215275302bleak
always a flag around in every yurup pic
So what kompromat you reckon Putin has on trump en?
>>215275248
>>215275304leave rorke alone
cheadle, staffordshire
>>215275304That's Finlad de lod
>>215275248What a clown!
>>215275328Quite pretty actually
>>215275335you misspelled netanyahu
>>215275304peter grifting looking ahh
>>2152753244u
might put tenantberg's rent up againnot because i have to but because i want to
>>215275362They've probably all got dirt on him let's be honest
>>215275238She flew a lot of airplanes except for that one time when she didn't come back.
What if we all moved to rural Japan
griffin not grifting ffs
Geowizard
>>215275389seems a bit of an upheaval
Remember when cucumbers were spiky?
Imagine sniffing one of Emma Watson’s farts. Bet they reek.
never going to be able to afford a house that I'd want to live in, gonna top myself instead
chappy x
Got a fucking cold haven't I lads omds
>>215275402you're thinking of gherkins mate
>>215275389You think you'd like it, but I guarantee you'd hate it after a month
>>215275402grow them myself me, still spiky cucumbers all the way for me my lad
>>215275397walking in a straight line to cut the tree in Wales
>>215275401No I don't think so, don't see the difference
>>215275402You’re thinking if hedgehogs, mate
>>215275415irish girls are so grim
>>215275415minecraft arse
>>215275427*picks one off your vine*hehe whoops
>>215275420oh my fucking days mate x
>>215275389Rural Japs hate gaijin even more than city Japs
>>215275424you can’t guarantee that. you don’t know him or rural japan. stfu posturing weirdo
>>215275415dead bunda up ur game parça
>>215275460
>>215275456This is an urban legend
>>215275464based
>>215275424Not sure about that. I've never been but they've got rice and shit you know what I'm saying. WOOO WEEE that's some good ass rice Mr. Taylor
>>215275464He your bf or summat?
>>215275466NiceFatArse
>>215275478Not according to my nip mates (from glorious nihon)
>>215275466looks rubbish. trying too hard
>>215275415my arse twin
