antisocial social club edition
https://odysee.com/@WarStrike:a/Episode113:a
aff tae bed
>>215277301finished that book some time ago and currently on page 354 of a book im reading for a second timehbu?
INFOWARS.COM
>>215277422UM x
so lads, what is sir keir starmer trying to achieve here?https://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1971681627198968019
>>215277422nopenot allowed friday
>>215277423>finished that book some time agono you didnt you were on the foreward and lied and said you were reading it
>>215277455im sad and tired
>>215277423you don't actually read thoughare you unable to or something?
>>215277463you're always sad and tired little umsoup
he said he was 'reading' then posted an image of him being literally 2 seconds into the forward
>>215277438https://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1968721494432706748
used to think that everything had an equal and opposite reaction but honestly the high from drugs and drink are worth the lows especially if you can have just a few pints and cigs and maybe a joint or line and feel right as rain in the morning yes the actual opposite reaction is that it kills you very slowly and youll die of a heart attack at 65 but do you really want another 15 years of drinking fucking tea and watching eastenders?
>>215277490
>>215277438>patriotic renewaljust fucking made that shit up in a 30 second brainstorm didn't he
just poured my first drink of the night, gonna get smashiola'd init wahey
>>215277517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLT8s_8ETyk
>>215277539
grown man calling himself umsoup
gay bear bisexual flag held by a female clown
>>215277549um x
why do politicians use twitter? never met a person irl who uses twitter.
>>215277514drink and drugs in moderation are absolutely fine and also mean you can do them for longer, plus your tolerance won't ever get as highfew lines and pints once a month and you're not going to have any adverse health effects
>>215277457i dont think you realize how much of my time i spend reading. in fact, im about to leave to finish the book im currently reading before the weekend is up (687 pages)>>215277470>i sit with a physical book reading aloud listening to the sound of my own voice>i sit and listen to someone else read it to meyoure coping with the fact you arent reading or listening or studying or educating yourself you just spend most of your time on 4ch making fun of people to deal with your own insecurities, its so obvious. i honestly feel bad for you. its why im not blatantly rude to you and tend to just ignore you.
>>215277510what the heck??
calling my 64 year old bald da an 'umhippo'
>>215277555yes, and??????
busy weekend ahead but i do n o t have the emotional energy
i read more than boath of you
soup and umplings x
>>215277567you don't read though you listen
in the twilight grey allegiances are formed
>>215277591um x
does gingerpaedo not know you can read in your head
>>215277593keep repeating yourself instead of actually making any point whatever. youre a parasite attempting to waste my time to give your own life meaning a justify your lack of effort.
wish i had a gf/bf/?f right now, need a cuddle
used to be a massive ket head, ended up buying a bag recently and gf walked in on me all spazzed upshe basically said i have a week's pass to do it if i promise to not become a ket head again. this week is going to be like the fucking purge lads
>>215277596try not to cut yourelf on all that edg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsJ-BHohXRI
>>215277438You can't have a super diverse country like England and a patriotic country, it is one or the other. About half of the newborns in England are ethnics so it is over. England isn't a home or anything to be valued, it is basically a large airport. It can be managed well but trying to tug at feelings will always fail.
>>215277567>>i sit with a physical book reading aloud listening to the sound of my own voicelmfao you know that adults don't do that right?
>>215277617mousenonce ahh response
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HE4_TKVK30g
Spent £2000 on monitors for my PC. Don't see why everyone wanks over graphics cards so much when a good monitor goes so much further in making things look better.
>>215277638Well saidPass the Bighams
>>215277632shut up monkey
>>215277660horses (you)
>>215277665truthnukewhich monitors?i want to get some new ones too
>>215277565now what about drinking every night what about that
just got on the booze but also have a tummy ache now ffs, gonna end up just pissing it out and not getting drunk :/
>>215277638Not if we have a nationalist revolution
>>215277635This lad could get it*!*my penis shagging his arse
and they kept selling sudafed PE fucking FDA
>>215277696lol
>>215277638the usa is far, far more diverse than england they are far more patrotic.
>>215277640explain the difference between reading quietly in your head while scanning the words vs listening to the words being read aloud.explain how the latter somehow reduces your ability to understand the information.perhaps i should carry the book along with me while im exercising?
>>215277704her/their arse
Gingernonce cant even read the room (everybody hates him and knows he's retarded)
>>215277707based 777 07checkem
>>215277684Dual PG32UCDM. Just fucking insane, seems like I'm looking through a window rather than looking at a screen.OLED but not of the text issues of other OLEDs, glossy panels so don't appear dim (just reflect in direct light but who cares), and have really good anti-burn in protection.Can't recommend enough if you're in the market for a good monitor.
>>215277729>spams the thread incessantly about wanting to eat emma watson's feces rich
minecraft lava bucket on top of finnster and his paedo friend group
chuckum now THOUGH
>>215277745fucking mental price in fairness
had an idea for a post but forgot it
I was doing my ubereats round on the ebike earlier. A man stopped me to tell me how great it was to see an English person doing this job. Isn't that funny?
>>215277665post battlestation
>>215277687probably not the best idea x
>>215277749her/their please
>>215277716well one is reading and the other is listening for starterscan you not read? is it because you never learned how or did your brain get all bashed up while sucking cock?
>>215277565what is moderationi drink around 5 pints of standard lager a week is that okay
>>215277777
>>215277745>oledno thanks i'm afraid of burn ini'm sure the image is amazing but i'm going to get an ips panel for colour accuracy / printing also wtf is this gay shit lol
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7SBoMvaJTPEktim
the last anglo american
Having a sexc one tonight
>>215277778Grim how he literally sucked cock
>>215277778>well one is reading and the other is listening for startersyoure an idiot for starters
>>215277622Wouldn't touch that shite with a barge pole, my poor bladder wouldn't deserve it
Fell alsep on the sofa again
>>215277818are you undetectable UwU
white noise machine on to mask the sound of my vibratorgoodnight x
>>215277781>5 pints a weekmy man you will never see cirrhosis in your life you are a uk doctors dream patient you are the typa nigga we be claiming we are at the doctors "yes sir i drink under fewer than 14 units per week" type nigga
Hurt people hurt people
not twins anymore
>>215277716>perhaps i should carry the book along with me while im exercising?>he doesn't do this.
lindybeige on a mad onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Yn51Ja_b4
peng bbc wank on the cards
>>215277814Corr look at this english daisy
picked a lovely glossy red "sweet" pepper of the vine plant today only to bite into it and have my whole fucking mouth set on fire.i am positively seething, big seed has completely done me innot a fan of spicy food at all
dont make porn real life please
>>215277904we are living in pornality
>>215277919would be very grim and a waste!
>>215277764Here you go lad>>215277805OLEDs are basically fine now, but yeah they are definitely for entertainment not work. I do all my coding on these though, but don’t need perfect colours for that
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VDD5k-dxpOgWomen can't be funn-
>>215277904never quite know what youre on about
>>215277937where are the dildos
Plenty of peng girls at the pub I was just at, but I didn't want to stay (was just me all alone, you see).
Pornolality My Nightmare FriendBook Loif
>>215277937not my style but that looks very comfy and practical how do you like that desk? does it wobble? my current desk wobbles and it is driving me nuts, seen some that are designed not to and am thinking that i'll get the most robust thing possible before getting anything else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2QmtENFh2Ywomen can't be funk-
>>215277824i will say there is a difference in physical vs digital media. you can hold it tangibly in your hands and by this very fact alone you interact with it differently. what's unique about a physical book is that all the contents are within reach, all you have to do is flip a page. whereas in a movie you have to manually wait for it to arrive at a certain point, and rewinding takes more time. maybe it's minuscule to some, but it does make a difference. same goes for audiobooks. learning how to physically parse information in written form is a different skill than listening.
zzzz
I am always smirking to myself when I hear the Phrase "Fucked sideways with a bargepole" Because that sounds somewhat physically impossible and yet produces a humorous mental image
>>215277958oh it's her
>>215277985that's not a very funky bassline
>>215277824you can't read lmfao
Went out tonightCould’ve fucked a girl I think but I didn’t make a move because of course I fucking didn’tAHA alri
>>215277984Thanks lad, it's great. The desk is amazing, honestly not noticed any wobble but I'm only 5'9 so it's never at max height. Notice a tiny bit of wobble from the monitor arms but I had that when I used a static desk before.>>215277967Up my bum x
>>215277937sexy
>>215278025what? did you even listen to it? groovy as hell
>WarThunder (WT) YouTuber calls a specific plane "OP" >search their channel for the plane name, get 0 results many such cases!
would love to find a way to make things accelerate to light speeds in an instant from my pocket and at a standstill to put out the force in a physical and real sense whenever id like to unleash it on a grey squirrel to turn it into mist
>>215278037ktim when in Poland last year.
>>215277984>seen some desks that are designed to not wobble would think so!
>>215277958>>215278012
>>215278045it's very groovy and very good and she's very skilled but funky it is not
grey rights!
>>215277937Looking comf x
>>215278073>>215278045yeah, can confirm. not funk.
>>215278065Greentext, lad. We demand a greentext.
I love whygena :3
NGC 2775 is difficult to define.The galaxy is home to a smooth centre mostly devoid of gas, resembling an elliptical galaxy. But it also has a dusty ring with star clusters, like a spiral galaxy.
Edit grey squirrel DNA to get them to be more prone to heart failure
Shia Islam is very based
>>215278094Im not saying its funk music, I am saying it's funky. A verb not a noun
>>215278094oh i didnt realise we had grandmaster groove in the thread please enlighten us your majesty what else is confirmed not funk
>>215277838ok
>>215278112(HFR) moment, probably a noob being in my head
>>215278119cardiacs? also not very funk. fishmans? yeah. kinda funk. this is my final statement on the matter.
>>215278110The scale of space blows my mindMental how human life even exists really isn't it?Surely other planets must have life but the distances involved are insane
>>215278110dont write the Wikipedia article like that
>>215277937how much does a set up like that even cost, how are so many neets rich
>>215278110>NGC 2775sounds like jav code lmao
Emma Watson has a poopy butt crack.
>>215278102It's not that interesting. Just out with the lads and I noticed two girls kept eyeing up a friend and me and going to the dance floor everytime we did.
>>215278039>Notice a tiny bit of wobble from the monitor arms but I had that when I used a static desk before.yeah the legs in the middle of the desk mean it can have a little movement and that with big monitors is so distracting as you're typing all day>>215278067haha but i mean extremely solid and rigid so they minimize movemnt of the desk top as much as possible
You belong in Pittsburgh.
a few pints ONCE a month!?you've fucking cracked it mate
a better life
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the motion of the ocean.
>>215278123grey squirrel not red?OFF WITH ITS HEAD
GTA San Andreas makes early 1990s California look like an absolute paradise.
State of it
>>215278185>haha:D
Would you go, lads?
>>215278218is it were free?
>>215278110
when i say haha or lol i mean it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfhTfsy7Kzothis song makes me really sad and makes me think about my ex gf lol
>>215278249you mean what
>>215278249what about when you cum
>>215278249i do :)i just smiled at my computer monitor
>>215278185Not an issue with this desk thankfully, the legs are in the geometric middle but the weight is all shifted onto the first half so they're basically rear mounted, and it's all solid metal so they did it quite well. This desk is like 50% wire tray
try to figure out twhich post was mine challenge
>>215278218i'd like to go there and really bum everyone outjust pure negative energy for a week
>>215278258i mean im really laughin>>215278264dont usually laugh then>>215278266nice>>215278272what desk is it?
>>215278284this one
>>215278149Everything in the picture is like £9-10k and I'm old and it's also my work station so it's not like I just dropped that on a gaming setup
>>215278292hs?
based
might do a gimmick where i dont have a gimmick
Emma Watson cut the cheese at the premiere and soiled her undie.
>>215278292Secret lab magnus pro XL
> 53:51getting a little too political with them and I needed to scale back my messaging and saying, "Hey, this booster is not53:57necessarily for everyone." And I had to change my messaging and mind on that. So much so that at the time the CDC54:04director wanted to come on my podcast to talk about boosters and vaccines in general. And I said, "Look, I'm I'm open54:10wtf
>>215278338thank youthat's right in my budgetcheers anon
Emma watson is hot but I can't get away from the fact that she's probably the most insufferable stuck up bitch going
*raises paw*
>>215278379love this gimmick
>>215278365Any time lad, just don't try bring it up stairs yourself it weighs like 100kg or something insane
https://youtu.be/6SOXLfbgAZ4?t=883Bro is kvetching about the creamcheese on a tims bagel.What food item in the world is less precise than this. Literally the best part is the creamcheese creampie in the middle.You can complain about the coffee being wrong because that's entirely accurate and the flips only appear to care about a basic instruction like "no sugar" approximately half the time.
Spoongang lad how are we liking the stream so far tonight?McDonald was very good but its clear hes a boomer and was complaining about MSNBC and talking about nick Fuentes and i agree with striker that whites aren't inherently individualistic. Had a good laugh when he reacted to that bust of bari weiss lmao
>>215278338>magnus pro XLyou have a small dick lol
>>215278399>>/cum/
>uploading images in incognito mode is not allowedstill never get why gookmoot added this rule
someone is outside my window again
>>215278405bizarre reply
>>215278426it's rorke
>>215278427when I reach midlife crisis im gonna go buy a car and drink drive and die
>>215278287>i'd like to go there and really bum everyonewe know, mate
mad how gay i am
>>215278444that's fantastic
>>215278450whats mental about it
>>215278444lol
ram ranch
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>yhe binble
might go to the butchers tomorrow and get a pun of sausages
>>215278466*lowers paw* lololol
So many girls I would really like to shag, but I could never truly love them so I won't bother.
Its very clear the quarians in mass effect are a stand in for the jewsEven their home systems star is named tikkum
>>215278471>and i would've succeededthat's not what they say on scooby doo
>>215278465nothing much just mad really
>>215278495More like queerians! haha
>>215278507T. Resident scooby doo scholar
>>215278466i want to be your chair and télévision
the butchers is run by an evil man who doesnt let me buy 2 pun of sausages
>>215278444i keep trying to give myself a midlife crisis but life keeps getting better as i age
>>215278531drat!
>>215278531let les good times roll
>>215278530my butcher keeps giving me shit for free, he chucked in 2 guina fowl legs and a guina fowl supreme last time i bought stuff for a bbqit's hilarious how noticeably his mood changes when a foreign person walks in though. not surprised as twice i've caught browns arguing with him over stupid shit
>>215278531have you considered buying a stupid guitar for thousands of pounds
I mean télévision and desk o whatever the fuck
>>215278558get him to give you pun of sausages
>>215278541i bought a car that people could see as a midlife crisis car and drove it really fast as if i was that talkshow how who is meant to be jeremy kyle in that chase and status video to see if i would want to slam it into a wall, but i just chuckled to myself and slowed down because i want to get home to my gfsame with me and massive benders now, i just think ah that's enough and enjoy myself so i have time to play pokemon on my dodgy gameboy in bed with my gf the next morning
eating loads of garlic bread
gotta give sir starmer his flowers. He's protecting the kiddies
télévisionproclamation**around the world**
>>215278573he won't give out puns because all his jokes are bangers
>>215278606stop it! stop that right now!!
Release the sausages
>>215278593how about when you have chemsex with elderly crossdressers
>>215277422
>>215278614don't get cheeky with me
im not a crossdresser
might try and get 3 pun of sausages from the evil butcher tomorrow
pun of sausages means he'll come up with a witty pun like oranges dosages usages
>>215278606jelly x
>>215278654I thought you said you do boywifing sometimes
>>215278620no it's mine!!!
>>215278676oh I would do that OK
the problem with butchers is that they butcher and sell meat which is cruel to animals
>>215278665puns arent jokes you dont even get puns in ukraine
>>215278698lol
casting a spell on the butcher to make his sausages slim and measlysmiling knowingly through his shop window
>>215278698Don't think animals give a damn quite frankly
How can one person cause so much damage to a nation
Starmer wants digital ID so he can find the sausages :P
butcherberg edging the sausages in his shop window
apparently they are using GLP-1 inhibitors to treat alcoholism now
>>215278698the animal is dead by the time they're butchered lad
>>215278719i don't think animals like being tortured and killed in fact
>>215278737He’s a demon
sucking a glp-1 inhibitor
>>215278749fucking hell really
the price for a pun of sausages is a joke
>>215278737he looks liek bathtub canada or the fem one from monty pythons flying circuis
>>215278698why do you people always go after butchers but never the actual slaughterers at the abattoirs
on the 2nd gin. wonder when it's time to get on the nose beers aha x
>>215278756they love it, naughty little saucepots
>>215278749tell me what that is right nowno I won't be googling it
>that'll be eight quid pleasesaid the butcher evilly
>>215278795its semaglutide remember (ozempic/wegovy)
GOT A FUCKING COLD HAVEN'T I? NOT REALLY ON IS IT
Glass of milk before I go to sleep team
>>215278737why is he and his disciples still trying to furiously to push digital ID, it's so fucking weird. like they have this one chance in government and instead of doing things people want they're just furiously pushing through a ton of shite literally nobody wantsmakes one wonder if he was the one behind 9/11 and not george bush
Scary to think there's nothing stopping your unconscious body from fingering your arse in your sleep
cor pink and cyan (remember Skate 3?)
>>215278816late night vocaroo update vocaroo updatefor the fans
>>215278808used to be around 8 quid for a pun of sausages now its double and the evil butcher doesnt let you take two puns
>>215278814didn't ask
>>215278827why is that scary
AHHHHHHHtee heeLolXDEpic for the winI’m firin mah laserI liek mudkipsCHOCOLATE RAIN SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN
>>215278827speak for yourself, i wear a chastity thong to bed and the key is sequestered away
>>215278840you asked
>>215278749it works, i took ozzy-p and my drink and drug cravings stopped almost overnightthe problem was it made me just fully question how much control we have over our lives and i've since not really been able to escape the thought that consciousness is essentially just a helpless bystander forced to observe some meat robot controlled by hormones roam around until we both dielike i thought i wanted to drink but suddenly i didn't
Pooing
>>215278861identify the question in my post
>>215278868you do want to drink
>>215278876>tell me what it is
>>215278868how did you get the ozzy-p>t. of mind and body
>>215278827sometimes when i wake up and i'm half asleep i basically just writhe around in bed slowly wanking myself and fingering my bum, happens maybe every other weekend when i have a very lazy sundaybizarre stuff really. often never even cum, just snap out of it and go furiously wash my hand
>>215278889not a questionoff you trot then
>>215277696>what if we, hear me out, put the toothpaste back IN the tube?
>>215278889to be fair mate that's not a question, that's a command
um,. meow
fighting a skeleton with my sword
>>215278846well it's just a bit rapey isn't it
>>215278912um hi umkitten
>>215278905lovely tits
>>215278913Alright Jason and the Argonauts
todays medication that I found is dupolax or something
>>215278890you just buy it online from basically a million different vendors, you'll probably have to lie about being fat but it's incredibly easy to faslify that. just put that you weigh a lot in the text box, i got asked for a picture and they obviously didn't check it. i've been to 3 providers and had no issue
>>215278919you can't rape yourselftrust me I've tried
and the chemical wasnt even du- prefixed
poo or something idk
proper unwell ladsnot fucking on really
>>215278964fomyeg
one thing i am really scared of is sleeping pills, one time got prescribed some and woke up outside with my top off in the gardengenuinely terrifying shit
Sir Daniel Fortesque!
>>215278974Sounds like you got raped.
>>215278968get yourself tucked up and have a tea or lemsip you silly cow
nother ocd meltdown lads
lmao yank
>the garden
>you can't rape yourselfyou can rape yourself by proxy. just go to a park, put a message out on grindr that you want to be unconsciously bummed along with your location, sniff half a gram of ketamineguarantee you'll wake up with a sore arse
>>215278996bizarre post
does anyone have the picture of that indian lad harassing a woman on a train and you see his head from the side
I want to do ketamine
>>215279003don't think i'll do that
thoughts on fat arses?
wow NIH/RFKJR no longer investing in mRna technology (good)
a lot of you are really weird
>>215279019>>215279019>>215279019>>215279019
so you lot planning to leave the UK or what?
>>215278905need her raping me
>>215279052you planning to fuck up
