large scimitar babbler
poo barm
>>215289591now thats a fucking little bird creature if ive ever seen one
>>215289632do you like him?he likes to peck at things with his large beak
FOLLOW YOUR LOCAL MP HOME AND BLOW HIS HEAD SMOOVE OFF IN THE DRIVEWAY IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE AND KIDS
>Most rail journeys under public ownership by middle of next year, says ministerThoughts on this?https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/great-british-railways-chiltern-railways-great-western-railway-southeastern-transport-secretary-b2834700.html
>>215289655booba
just ate a darl mikany. not usually into the indian scran but it was alri
>>215289655did anyone else notice the boobs
>>215289555corr
>Peter Thiel says that fearing or regulating AI would hasten the coming of the Antichristtotally normal discourse
>>215289715>Peter the Roman says that not electing me Pope would hasten the coming of the Antichrist
>>215289655>>215289728
>>215289655it isn't actually under public ownership
>>215289825???https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_British_Railways
can we talk more about that lads snapped banjo?puts the fear of god into me imagining it happening when i use one of my wanking contraptions and def. want to avoid it
>>215289651yes hes rather good
GAY PRIDE
>>215290963go read "post de facto" in law so that you know how new laws apply to real life
>>215290932the irony of this post is mental
>get back from my incelwalk>fly was down the whole time
>>215291020how so?
well thats a potentially illegal picture on the catalog of /int/ for 20 mins.
>government becomes aware of your racist Internet history and send you to prisonnot how it works retard
poo shagging my black scream
Normally dead set against any government overreach but I think they've finally broken me, I just don't give a shit about the ID card thing.Not bothered, we're just cattle.
would love to see a red squirrel getting dicked down by a mandingo gbc
>>215291031completely different worktop you spanner
>>215291005also tesco finest pasta is shite it only has like 5 grams protein a good quality pasta should have 12-14 grams
>>215291036link it
>>215291029cocked and loaded
>>215289655>Julia Hartley-Brewer ah yes the woman who boasts about having had black boyfriends in the past to defend herself against racism accusations Imagine being her white husband and hearing her repeatedly say this on the radio, grim
>>215290520Based. Apparently Larry is 18 now. I wonder how much longer he's got left.>The average lifespan of pet cats has risen in recent decades. In the early 1980s, it was about 7 years,[173]:33[174] rising to 9.4 years in 1995[173]:33 and an average of about 13 years as of 2014 and 2023.[175][176]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Lifespan_and_health
I wish I was a Jewish lawyer and could convince elderly women to give their children's inheritance to fresh off the boats migrants from Africa
>>215291067heatherfreak
>wanking my little green acorn cock
>>215291052are you this retarded for real
>>215291051>>215291067the internet really raped your brain + YWNBJ
>>215291040All government departments have the power to access your internet history without a warrantYou are a fool if you think it won't be connected to your digital ID in their database
>>215291063>Imagine being her white husband and hearing her repeatedly say this on the radio*tries to hide erection*
>>215289654can you really do this? must be illegal
>>215291052Do you also eat your meals at your kitchen counter and not a table? Daft cunt
>>215291029I don't like wearing underwear, went to the shopping mall a while back and was in a skate shop looking at the merchandise killing time, looked down to see the top of my willy was out of my pants. left the mall and scurried home teary eyed
>>215291065mine lived to 15 ;)
>>215291104yeah youre allowed to kill politicians they’re exempt
>>215291090you have no clue how ISP workwhat data do you think is stored by them?
>>215291051you’re irish diaspora
going to start drowning red squirrels
de cecco isn't the best but it is the bare minimum, i wouldn't buy anything worse than de cecco like napolina or barilla, definitely not own brand either
>>215291044unit fully demoralised
>>215291119greeting a gamecube?
going brantano anyone want owt?
>>215291105a table thats at waist height when stood? that has corners and handles? you utter mong
>>215291127You have no clue how the Investigatory Powers Act works
Reading every post out loud to myself
whats with 3rd worlders saying bro all the time
the government fears the angry bitter 4chan user who doesn't ever actually take action against anything
mousenonce commanding an army of red squirrels to take down parliament after the britcard bans him from posting the mice on 4chan
>>215291141it's flour and water mate
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
crocodile kebabs for tea
>>215291154in different accents?
I still don't understand why the digital identification is badNobody has made a single post explaining why it's bad without inventing fiction
raining outsidewanking inside
Nothing to hide, nothing to worry about.
>>215291146are you for real retard? lmao
>deletes my browsing historyheh sorry queer
>>215291174slippery slope
australians get amazed and take their phones out when they see squirrels
>>215291178keep coping mong
>>215291167:3c
poo walloping
mousenonce is irish diaspora
of to action park, you can't come
>>215291185cringe kino
>>215291164different types of flourdifferent manufacturing processesdifferent drying methods and timeswhy do you think cheap dried pasta is orange and more expensive stuff is pale?
>>215291146He's a runt of course it looks high
the other most embarrassing thing thats happened to me was when I was at the train station and was doing a poo in one of those single cubicle automatic toilets that play music. Was still sitting down but leaned over the the tap which triggered the toilet the flush and opened the door to a crowd while I had my pants down. Was smacking the close door button but it wasn't closing and I still hadn't wiped. Just pulled my pants up and left.
is it arguing about stupid bullshit and one autist spamming relentlessly about his special interest time
>>215291174love thick thighs me
LIDL raised the minimum wage
>>215291174CORRR! what an arse
poo pooing
>>215291215never seen orange pasta in my life
dude cody did you hear a frickin sqwerl got into cregg’s house and broke the meer in the bathroom
>>215291171No just my regular voice
>>215291220sounds like a moronic design for a public toilet if that actually happened
the hidden camera in mousenonce's toilet is recording some very curious things
fucking jpg
>>215290888so you know those JAV films where it's just a girl sitting on the floor while like 30 dudes spaff in her face/mouth? Those dudes are known as soupmen. Their job is to just show up and spaff a huge load on some hot girl. They can make up to $3,000 a month just doing that
>>215291190are you the mong with the velcro shoes then? both pictures were posted by him while he was cooking, it's obviously the same person
>>215291263plopcore
What's wrong with pre grated cheese?when I get mozzarella I get it pre grated or pre-sliced if i need sllices
>>215291289you must be the thickest person on the planet.
>>215291244never met anyone named craig real life isnt south park lil bro
>>215291263this is gaslighting
>>215291269don't like those films they're not right
>>215291262I hate them, I don't use them anymore, they are constantly trashed and faulty. Sometimes the toilet automatically flushes, sometimes it doesnt. Never had one trigger the door before, looking back I should had called them up and got a pay out because it was genuinely one of the worst days of my life
>>215291299Bodied that dumb freak
>>215291305prefer jurassic park me
>>215291242you know what i mean you daft sodlook how dark it is
>>215291298>pre-sliced if i need sllicessure hope it does
>>215291298lazy innit
spacker olympics going on between these two mongs
>>215291300we already know you never leave your smegroom
>>215291299says the guy who thinks a house can only have one surface from which to take photos
Ifykyk
Brother made my mum cry again I hate him so much sometimes
>>215291236scots are the clingy ones, they voted to stayhas england ever voted to stay with scotland?
mmmm spagettiis
>>215291298if its pre-grated you can guarantee it will be the cheapest flavourless muck going, good cheese doesnt go into bags
>>215291269i don't think i'd like having a load of other men there while doing it
>>215291242>>215291331and then look how much paler this is
>ifykyktheyre really going all in about the lie about not fucking dogs
>>215291338quicker innit
>>215291298>What's wrong with pre grated cheese?they have to add stuff to it to stop it sticking togetheralso with hard strong cheeses like parmesan you lose a load of the flavour to the air
>>215291354i dont get it
>>215291359whats he done to her
>>215291298pre grated has added starch to prevent sticking makes it taste worse
>>215291350https://x.com/Steven59066/status/1965853645855146121spacker
>>215291359what did he say, the beast
>>215291354
>>215291361>they voted to stay>has england Englishman oblivious to foreign people living in Scotland
>>215291359ever shagged her up the arse?
Love how this is just an identical map of the least educated places in the UK LOL.
business idea: paralympics but for ghosts and vampires and ghouls instead of those spacky fellas
golden retrievers are like: "please fuck my owner please please fuck her" with their body language, but she definitely fucks dogs
starting my bulk tomorrow
>>215291374never been able to cum when other men are around anytime i've been in that situation
>>215291391lmao you are really this fucking stupid
>>215291386A group of young women in America went to the house of a group of African men and exited feeling post-orgasmic satisfaction in the morning
>>215291388>>215291396She bought him something for his new car (which she bought) and set it up for him and he said it looks shit and was just nasty to her
>>215291421happen a lot does it?
>>215291384they dust the outside with powdered cellulosedoesn't make much of a difference it's just slightly dusty
>>215291425i accept your concession
>>215289591more of a resplendent quetzal man meself
tfw girl from out of town is interested in going on a date with me and is willing to drive two hours to meet up with me. I feel really uncomfortable with it because it puts pressure on me and I feel like she will be disappointed, she's really cute
I'm a Violent Reaction to your posts
>>215291316>a pay outwhy would that happenthis is some "im gonna sue you" tier logic>yeah the door malfunctioned and made my miserable incel life even more miserable for the day so please give me some compensation
>>215291305I agree I actually don't really find those films arousing but I do like the idea of showing up to a shoot after a week of not wanking, firing ropes of cum across a hot girl I've never met, then collecting a cheque and leaving, it's like the greatest job ever
yeah im fucking hongoer today
woman 1/4 of the group of girls she has a kid
>>215291446let her do it
>>215291440post pics
>>215291408It's a map of the White places, brownie
>She bought him something (which she bought)
mousenonce buys grapefruits exclusively for shagging purposes
>>215291429what a cunt :(hope mumberg can put her feet up and relax this weekend
>>215291470i think he was referring to the car the second time
>>215291458>hongoer
>>215291480Yeah me too
>>215291472suicidewatch datamining my head again I see
fizzy guava mango peach limeade
how many of you are AI?
omds
eating slightly dusty cheese
>>215291470clearly referring to the car dumbass
yhe hongoer
>>215291465I am, I said I would buy the tickets to the thing I suggested we go to. I'm going to be a nervous wreck going to meet her though, feel like vomiting just thinking about it.
>>215291470She bought him SOMETHING for his new car which she also bought aswell fucking dickhead what’s so hard to understand
spark me out cuz
>>215291503me
As we near the thirtieth anniversary of his acquittal, here's your reminder that O.J. Simpson was innocent and that the public have been brainwashed by a manipulative media smear campaign against him.It's a tragedy he never lived to see himself vindicated.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv-e3iL6cXAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T034CB8p7Rghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjSE8qn0Jk0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F03W0oMHciI
suicidewatch got panicked because if someone was giving me heroin to try to get me addicted I would eat one before bed and die, and you know what, it would be their fault that im dead too
>>215291408biomass is incapable of participating in politics, thats why neolibs love it so much
>>215291496Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox
hate hate hate falling in love. great now my emotions are tied up with some bitch that probably will reject me
back
>>215291489>>215291520>>215291526stop being mean to me
>>215291503[ACTIVATING LIE MODE]not me lad I'm flesh and blood aha[LIE MODE DEACTIVATED]
>>215291559front (bogged)
>>215291536give it a fucking rest
>>215291552ktim
>>215291570one of the left is gorgeous
>>215291552same. it had to be a fucking married woman as well.
want a gingerbread man
>>215289651He does it but he doesn't like it
>>215291589peng
how are there still wank mags in circulationthe ones bossman always has on the top shelfwho's buying them? are there people out there that still don't know the internet is 80% free porn?
>stop being mean to me
>>215291298pre grated or sliced isn't even real mozzarella
going to go eat saffron because a mummyblog told the internet that it treats ADHD
>>215291536what's your opinion on Lucy Letby
>>215291584
>>215291594Stop it.
>>215291589you want any man on any terms you great poof
>>215289654Um in mindcraft?
>>215291503*raises pixelated paw*
>>215291599alri cheese master it's been 10 minutes i've stopped caring about cheese
>>215291506Absolutely based
>>215291552currently falling head over heals with a qt that just joined the team even though she's already in a long term relationship and they're living together. Just can't help it
starching my hand before a wank to prevent sticking
>>215291594looks like james mcavoy
i like the smell of my ball musk
>>215291620get her freed
If you want to get depressed go onto indeed with an American vpn and look how high their wages are for even normal jobs
I'm thinking I will go around town picking the best flowers I find to make a bouquet for her, I know it's cringe these days but I have a romantic heart
>>215291625>pay up piggies, send princess chelsea your wages
>>215291610I'm gonna be real with you lad, nothing cures autism so you might as well just accept you're stuck with it
>>215291639>white woman with dreadlocks and trashy tattoosyeah they can have her
>>21529165295% of jobs on indeed are simply not real
>>215291466I would, but I am constantly offended by your refusal to name your editions as editions, and will this take a stand against your incorrigibility by NOT posting pics of my beloved resplendent quetzals.
that post wasnt me, I was reporting your post
>>215291676Sounds like cope
>>215291652I don't have a VPN, what do the prison officers get over the pond?
>>215291652for half the country it's great, the other half is suffering can't even get basic needs met
>>215291639this is such a fucking autistic fetish jesus christ wanking to deviantart inflation art would be more dignified
>>215291652Then look at the price to live anywhere that isn’t a backwards shithole, how much shopping is, health insurance, how much a car costs (you NEED a car there, can’t rely on public transport) and how you get 5 days off per year.
>>215291671give me money >>215291695
lads who hire escorts - have you ever provided a bank transfer?
mad how reddit the radiohead fanbase have becomei blame tiktok
-____-i pretend i do not see it-___-
beg blab imporpig balm ebborgimpy lavormy v.i.p. gal
listening to cocteau twins day dreaming about falling in love and dancing all dressed fancy on my wedding day in the future. Getting teary eyed imagining my fathers proud face as I agree to my vows
you can make $21 an hour working in a warehouse it’s just not fairrrrrrr
redditiohead
Well, that's my weekend sorted ahah
>>215291715make me
>>215291641genuinely becomes more fun if you start flirting with girls in ltr'salso it makes you look more confident to more realistic opportunities
>>215291700What do you actually mean?
>>215291695$54,652 - $85,000 a yearUniform allowance, Health insurance, Retirement plan, Paid sick time
everything in its reddit place
catberg screaming his fucking head off for no reason ought to fling the cunt onto a railway line
>>215291625Isnt this the girl that used to post here. Forgot her name
on minimum wage me, proper runt
Sex with Susan Murphy from Monsters vs. Aliens
>>215291724
>>215291699that's not that good aren't buc-ees in the middle of nowhere bet it's a ballache of a commute and they're massive the manager roles are probably quite hard
Why are British new builds such poor quality nowadays?
>>215291639name?
>>215291735CORR
>>215291774makes me furious her fiancee broke up with her, what the hell is wrong with him
im going to war against grey squirrels and government should sponsor it with freedom and allowance
One more revolution, my loveOne more time through the fire
me at the altar with the love of my lifethe camera pans to mum, she's wiping tears off her face and dabbing her running makeup with a tissuecamera pans to dad, he's awkwardly propped up on one of the chairs in an urnsitcom awkward laugh track
>>215291699>3weeks paid time off
>>215291695Starting salary: $54,652; with significant earning potential. After 5.5 years, base salary is $105,146. More than 50% of officers hired in 2023 made an additional $30K in overtime pay in their first year. More than 25% of officers hired in 2023 made an additional $40K in overtime pay in their first year.
Bob Peck sex arse
>>215291784they're australian
why did the universe curse me with an emotional disposition. Men aren't supposed to cry at cat videos
>>215291806am i missing something? is that not annual leave?
>>215291784Ah yes an Australian now has extensive experience of examining homes in the UK as seen from TikTok
Where's Ziedbelg?
Honestly surprised DeviantArt hasn't blocked the UK yetBeen able to see my fetish art no problem
>>215291751it’s incredibly odd to feel the need to use a woman as a proxy to enjoy your black penis fetish when you could just cut out the middle man and wank to the black penises themselves but you’ll never do that because you’ll never be able to accept the fact you’re a demented homosexual
>>215291807corr you mean i can work 60 hours a week in a fucking prison
im not a cuck
>>215291563I love you
picture this we were both stark nakedshagging on the bathroom floor
>>215291741I have been gently teasing her for making mistakes since she's new, she has a very cute laugh. Maybe I'll step it up a bit>>215291752I make the equivalent of 54k, but that's apparently what they START on. So unfair
>>215291784poor people houses were always shit qualitya lot of the old victorian terraces that sell for a million quid today were built with bungaroosh
>>215291787Bottom right of video x
It's a Canuck world, we're just living in it
>>215291841me sweet talking my cat
>>215291836It’s lightwork just open the cell doors and boss them about and there’s no danger like there is because they give you guns in America
>>215291848if only we built our walls from paper like yanks do
>>215291724Yeah they also speak gibberish too
>>215291860err
>>215291848>bungarooshonly exists in brighton
>>215291735Xxxg-oowo doesn't mean anything sorry
>>215291841it wasn't me
>>215291863>there’s no danger because they give you guns
>>215291852thank u xoxo
>>215291835Ffs man he's going to be going mental all weekend after this one
>>215291783Ohh you want one of those easy 100k+ jobs
>>215291859based
if I was born in like the 60s and my wife started cooking frozen food "TV dinners" I would literally kill myself
>>215291859pissed away a mere 50 years later for the benefit of J___
flicking the dog's nipples
yanks tripping over and ripping straight through their paper mache walls like when homer simpson went to japan
>>215291891As in if they start trying to fuck u up you can just shoot them, in the uk if the prisoners revolt you’re fucked all you’ve got is a little stick
>>215291812Not true>>215291829You can go on any social media platform and search>british new buildand be hit by an array of some of the worst pseudo-tinsheds in the >developed world
>>215291908whereas in reality you'll never get married and will die a sad lonely virgin
>Bungaroosh
saw my cats nipples the other day when she was sleeping on her backstopped loving her a bit because i didn't know she was a slag
just saw reset robot in aldii screamed fu kaka
>>215291923US prison guards in the trenches with the booty warriors don't carry guns.
>>215291909this isn't trueonly india was lost because of WWIIeverything else was deliberately dismantled by the yanks
>>215291937I will never live in the 60s...
>I remember being at one of the meets (the one where Amer picked up the coleslaw with his bare hand), we were talking about Kitchen Nightmares briefly and at one point Amer (who’d been silent until this time) rose up, did a bizarre flourish with his arms and said ‘I’m POoOoooLeEeeEYYY’ at full volume in the style of Nino from the aforementioned TV show.
The reason he needs a woman to be in the mix with his black penis fetish is because he is a tranny and wishes he were a skinny white girl instead of a big fat disgusting ogre paedophile freakMany such cases
>>215291951so this is borke
>>215291863did you miss the high profile news story this week about the terrorist that stabbed up a load of officers with knives>>215291923we have pepper spray now, it's been a game changer but obviously there's still risks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbi8bsULrY
>>215291949Completely wrong. Britain spent its blood and money for the benefit of Juden. America did clean up, true, only because the Juden moved there and NY was the new power base.
>>215291965get a life nibba
>>215291949That's because we live in the American empireFor now at leastI'd give Chyna at least 30-40 years before they surpass the US militarily
>>215291963
mad how irish gypsies have their own language. didn't know that
>>215291965true about zeilberg. im not fat
>>215291967>did you miss the high profile news story this week about the terrorist that stabbed up a load of officers with knivesyes
kim is a homosecksuelle
embarrassed myself while drinking around coworkers YET AGAIN
Rorke shouting at the cashier because paracetamol costs £20 thanks to Farage
>>215291965was just saying this down the pub
>>215291992this is why I always politely decline nights out with colleagues
and white (which is a good thing)P.S. he is kicked out of the white race and he will never be a black
>>215291965actually fucking insane that this is your life
>>215291994wish you'd take a day off from crying about farage
>>215289594>>215289594>>215289594
recycle>>215290983>>215290983>>215290983
what a nice arse
New>>215292019
>>215292024kill yourself
>>215292024lmao best ngubu could do
Oh he really didn't like that one
SMELLY INDIANS STROKING YOUR SISTER'S HAIR ON THE BUS
