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>greetings from germany ^^

How do you respond without sounding mad?
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My response:
>Are you from Bavaria? No? Fuck off then.
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>>215289778
best post itt <3
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>>215289735
I smile and raise my glass
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>>215289735
I love germany.
>>215289778
Bavaria is top 2 states. I also like east Germany.
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>>215289735
Today I will tell you about an interesting cultural phenomenon of the Germans. They really like to shit, and at work. In the toilet, all the booths are constantly occupied, the fascists are shitting. The stench that hurts the eyes, it is impossible to go into the toilet. The sound of farting and shit falling into the water. They don't care about hygiene, they can put a sandwich on the seat on the train, and then they eat it. Because of this, they have an epidemic of intestinal infections, many take sick leave because they shit. They consider it necessary to inform everyone that they are going to the toilet. "Schatz, Ich gee kurz auf Klo-Dear", I'm going to the toilet now. This can be heard constantly from them. All their so-called humor is also connected with the topic of assholes and shit. At work, they are willing to discuss how someone got sick because of an intestinal infection
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>>215289735
rubbernecks fuck off
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>>215289850
It makes no difference what men think of poop. Poop endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. Poop was always here. Before man was, poop waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way. All other trades are contained in that of poop. It is the testing of one’s will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select. Poop is the ultimate game because poop is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. Poop is god.
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>>215289850
T. toilerputzer
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>>215290099
>t. stable boy
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>>215290099
>>215290236
Please don't fight!
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>>215290236
Nice vpn. Dude RAN to defend the serb
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>>215290426
I don't think non-europeans like Serbs can afford VPNs
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>>215290099
>>215290236
Please fight!
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>>215290466
Maybe he just lives in Kroatien. Anyhow, you bodied thise freakz
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>>215290573
>Kroatien
lol you're such a spineless cocksucker
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>>215290573
oh it's you <3
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>>215289735
How ya goin mate?
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>>215290636
That's actually none of your business, whore
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>>215290634
I know you’re the bavarianon. How do you know who I am?
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>>215290668
Your lovability gives you a distinct aura
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>>215290650
bit rude, who pissed in your cornflakes?
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>>215289735
Good thread.
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>>215290688
But who am I? Sag mal.
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>>215290850
The chad with the chad face and the twink body
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>>215290786
>cornflakes
I have been called a nafri, a rapist, a syrian, an indian, a hivan on this board...but I have NEVER been accused of eating carbs

you piece of shit
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>>215290882
Body is getting more and more ripped by the day. It’a time to become fullchad and get some mass.

So, how’s things in Augsburg?
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>>215290933
Did I actually guess your city first try so you’re not responding? It was a random guess
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>>215290933
>Body is getting more and more ripped by the day
absolute chad
>>215291283
>so you’re not responding
nah sorry for the late response i was taking a quick shower. i am from munich actually! i live tight next to oktoberfest so it's going great ^^
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>>215291529
You seem like an interest dude. What’s your deal? Still trying to keep your inner child alive? On drugs so happy?
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>>215291771
Interesting*
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>>215291771
>What’s your deal
please don't worry about it
i have a plan
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'allo?
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>>215289735
>Did you know in Norway we also say hallo when greeting others?
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>>215292958
HALLO!
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>>215293032
>Hallo!
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Guten Tag
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>>215292283
Nooooo
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>>215289735
i hate German government
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>>215289735
hallo!! hi!
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>>215289735
hallo! lecken sie mir die eier - sie hurensohn!
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>>215289735
>Which Germany?
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>>215289735
My response:
>Are you from Baden-Württemberg? Really? Very cool fren.
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>>215297462
why are you so evil
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>>215297546
I just like Schwarzwald and Bodensee
is that e-evil?
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>>215289850
>Today I will tell you about an interesting cultural phenomenon of the Germans. They really like to shit, and at work. In the toilet, all the booths are constantly occupied, the fascists are shitting. The stench that hurts the eyes, it is impossible to go into the toilet. The sound of farting and shit falling into the water. They don't care about hygiene,
i can 100% confirm this
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>>215297690
can you please prefer bavaria we have a piece of bodensee too and bayerischer wald MOGS schwarzwald
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>>215289735
i calmly punch the shit out of his face
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>>215297865
This is not believable, Turks aren't known for violence
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>>215289735
i kiss him gently on his forehead and then mess his hair



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