>>15284503I vape my own bud.
>>215292744a hookah feels similar to a vape
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Bro is named Saul and is like "I'm Paul now pls respect my pronouns"
>>215292800Nah, it's worse than cigarettes, although vaping might be worse. One time we were on summer camp on the coast with our school and some 6 grades brought a hookah but instead of water they filled it with Mint Alcohol. They all went to the hospital.
the day has just begun :(
>>215292744i never played assassin's creed rogue because i don't like playing as the bad guys
>>215292744Nah fr he be talm like sephiroth or some shi ahh nig
> FBI fires agents pictured kneeling at George Floyd protest, US media reports
>>215293451
>>215293451big if true
I deserve this
remember when biden said he was gonna legalize pot
>>215293451They have been firing and reassigning a lot of people. Not good, considering the biggest threats we've been facing..
>how many times do i gots to tell ye, lad?>i vape my OWN bud.
>>215293563name of this beautiful woman
it's impossible to have a three digit IQ and take generative ai seriously
I'm a 25 year old virginI can't deal with it anymore, I need sex, I need to touch and feel a woman
>>215293451>fired back then for not kneeling>fired today for kneeling back thenquite ridiculous honestly
>>215293563egirls a cute
>>215293653gladys zunterbach
Didn't sleep in award
>>215293717i fucking love egirls. too bad they all make shit porn
it's 3.30PM and i've smoked 10 cigarettes. i seriously need to control myself
>>215293572would've been devastating for my livelihood
>>215293831low intelligence problem
>>215293748>[speech 75] lie>[failed]
>>215293717this ai bitch is not
I've had a boner for the past two hours thinking about gaysex
I drew 50% of a banger smut page 10 days ago and haven’t drawn anything sinceevery day I say I’ll finish it tomorrowwhy am I like this
im horny again stop posting beautiful women
>>215293919lol
>>215293887
>>215293845my intelligence has been professionally tested 3 times for 3 standard deviations above averagegetting a job is for fags. illegal weed means you can sell it for way more
reddit screenshots should be an instant 3 day
>>215293971a lot of yapping for a broke weedgroid
>>215294000I agree but I will probably get a 3 day for the antisemitism instead
>>215294000TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>215293943What if I also like women and pussy
>>215293928Shan’t
>>215293563you'd be bored fucking her after two weeks and have someone new
dead general
>>215294047i hate women for posting shit like this. they want men to be horny all the time
>>215293971never waiting three hours for a weed dealer to show up ever again, I take my business to the dispensary now.
>>215294035You're still gay.
>>215294035do you though?
11 hours left of work bros haha...
If you're on a date with a woman, it is over for you.The men she's truly attracted to don't have to take her on dates.
women love teasing our cocks
>>215294078it's always dead in these hours
Been paying my mortgage for about a year and a half now, and I still have no idea what "Escrow" is.
i made chatbots out of everyone here who has an identifiable posting style or is otherwise identifiable
just heard about H.R.867I'm gonna be sick
I change my posting style if I feel like I’m becoming too identifiable
>>215294355you're the autistic neet canadian from vancouver area
Just fapped and cummed a huge load. Need to do laundry but now I'm sleepy.
I am at least 3 different people that get mentioned in /cum/ regularly
>>215294153I have had sex with both women and men
>>215294377shan’t confirm nor deny these assertions
>>215294405fuck laundrylet normies suffer
>>215294246that's very cool, I can construct chatbots myself
>>215294438On my way to fuck your ass as we speak
>>215294421I have sex with no one. I’m stone fucking cold.
>>215294303explain
>>215294485umpteenth attempt at making anti-bds laws even strongerthey wanted to make the punishments for boycotting israel upwards to $1m and 20 years in prisondidn't pass but it will be back
DONAL TRONG
My pussy is wet
>>215293563I deserve her stomping on my balls
I DID IT ALL FOR COVFEFE> WHAT?COVFEFE> WHAT?SO YOU CAN TAKE MY PEEPEEAND STICK IT UP YOUR> YEAH!STICK IT UP YOUR> YEAH!STICK IT UP YOUR> YEAHSTICK IT UP YOUR-
>>215294515calling ICE
>>215294533The Greatest Band Ever.
>>215294519uwu~~~
>>215294533you pronounce covfefe covfeefee? dude it's covfayfay
>>215294533do people still make hip hop like this?I’m not “with it” so idk anymore
>>215294595>covfeefeenta but that's how i say it too.
it's cove fief
>>215294533keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
I pronounce "OP" like "cop" but without the 'c'. Apparently I'm the only one who does this.
>>215294709yeah that's retarded
Silence of the Lambs is the only Thomas Harris novel I enjoyed. I did not care for Red Dragon or Hannibal.
>>215294738no u
fucking sigh
the KKK took my baby away
man of the cloth
https://youtu.be/ykQfE2vAS6o
tired of my life
>>215295183never give up
>>215295183Give up
>>215295232way ahead of you
>>215294438you are french canadian aka somalindian
>Netanyahu and Nick Fuentes appear on the same podcast a month apartNobody finds this suspicious? At all?
>>215295646i don't care
how did the entire left become schizo so quicklyis it the vaxx
>>215295856it so many things, bad diet, ssris's poor sleep, constant brainwashing, and when you put on top of all that 3-4-5 jabs things get nutty real quick, also social media probably
Do rednecks really get panic attacks when they go into the city
There's nothing good about being alive anymore
>>215296031for people like us
Saw this at the store today.Should I learn how to draw feet??That toepsread from below perspective goes hard asf
>fussyexplains a lot
I have never made such a bad post that people confused me for gayson, goshpedo, or briAIDS
>>215296218why would they sell that
>>215292744Is anyone shocked?
>>215296326what does "financially distressed" mean?
>>215296326>>215296373very, very brown
if someone ever asks me if I'm a musician again I'm just going to namedrop some underground band idfk. maybe they'll get some much deserved attention
>>215296415are you a musician?
>>215296497winter severity index. look it up.
Not a fan of jannies
>>215296517not bad, not bad
>>215296607what are you in for?
Livvy is so cute
>>215296673Just came back for a racism ban because I made fun of jeets in /cum/. Really gets the noggin joggin.
>>215293114Got his ass
>>215296769the janny must be canadian
>>215293595
>>215296893Jeets aren’t Canadian albeit
my gas bill for the month was negative 3 dollars
>open bank app>$19.36>close bank app
i should get an obscure racist symbol tattooed on my person forever
>>215296736For me?
>>215296933see you in three days, brother
>>215296938I could transfer you 5000 euros via Paypal
I have Swedbank account
i'm not going to transfer but Swedbank is a good bank
>>215296311Some people want to learn how to draw hands and feet I guess!
wish something would happen to me
active mindset: i wish i could make things happen
>>215297218for gooning probably, do you have queer books in your labraries
>>215297265haha, how droll
>>215296311it's so that when you draw a human doing something, you don't have weird blobs at the ends of their arms and legs
Jason be like>Hebe boys now that’s my favorite!
>>215297278Idk probablyI never go to the library and I don’t read books
>>215297330get his ass
>>215297218I drew this
Would u eat there???
>>215297451i wouldn't go to any blk/brn business ever if i could help it
>>215297434DeMarcus Sugahill approves
im ugly as fuck
>>215297451can I smell their deodorant?
>>215297317Yeah perhaps, I though it was just feet at first>>215297364I haven't seen those queer kids books here in our libraries. I like to go and ask for David Irving books and see what the reaction of the girls that work there will be. Only one old lady gave me a bad look kind of, I felt she wanted to ask me what it was for lol.
>>215297500>David Irvingjej
5guys is my favorite slop but I wish they had options for smaller portion sizesI get a "little" burger and a "little" fry with no drink for $18 and im either throwing away half the fries or reheating them in an air fryer the next day where they are kinda shit
>>215297531I don't even buy the books, I just want to test the reaction and the vibe. Sometimes I go in and ask for books about drugs and stuff. There are a bunch of cute girls working there.
>>215297451>AI checked
>>215297570>I get a "little" burger and a "little" fry with no drink for $18Zamn
I've stopped eating quick service slop in all forms and i've found my health has improved drastically in every way. i just don't get sick any more
>>215297570Americans complain about prices while they're handing over their credit card. half ass people.
>>215297487Post face
>>215297629Absolutely based and true.
>>215297646the point of the post is their smallest option is way too much food. they could charge less and give you less food, they wont for obvious reasons but its a valid complaint
>>215297693are you a foid?
Some /cum/posters’ moms took Tylenol when they were in the womb and it shows
really starting to think there isn't a single good canadian poster in /cum/
>>215297746Brian…
case in point>someone doesn't like me?>it must be this specific deranged pedophile freak!you're a disgrace to your flag unironically
>>215297660keep asking. for another ten years maybe I'll deliver
>>215297693how can there be too many french fries? a 6 foot man should be able to ingest several pounds of french fries every couple hours.
>talking to old acquaintance >yeah i'm going to the laundry place rn>the whatttt? *disgust tone*>the laundry place>w-wtf is even that?>where you wash your clothes, are you retarded?>*gets ashamed* oh okay okaythats what happens when you're a beta sperg and mommy makes you join a frat in college.
>>215297730We're so fucked it's not even funny
>>215297848I remember eating aspirin not paracetamol/acetaminophen
>>215297840I live on the 5th floor and there is no elevator, if my washing machine/dried breaks I'm totally fucked. I had to buy a new oven 2 years ago and it fucked my shit up.
i am a hikikomori
>>215297886I don't take anything, I have one "magic pill" I call i t that I buy from Greece but that's for exceptional insane occasions. You could be dying and you take this and in 15 mins you can do drugs and party all over again. I have saved many people with it.
people irl give me the fatigue
>>215297929yaaay
>tfw illiterate
>>215298076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WkvomHrfVo
>>215298117That new movie he stars in is INZANE
>>215297836If you make the same posts then expect the same replies
i like it when i wake up and my entire feed is euros already a full day into fighting each other
>>215298076KEK zoomer antifa.
>>215298242ate like half a chocolate cake today because I hate myself
I wish I could go on an adventure with a cute elf mage and a dwarf fighter and in the end we beat the big bad demon guy and save the world and I fuck the elf
I told the girls at work about Candace Owens and now they're addicted to watching her. They gossip about Macron's wife and are now into conspiracy theories.
>>215298417bro just ruined multiple people's lives
Pooping
>>215297219*heems you across the room*
>>215298500which ones?
I'M NOT YOUR SOLDIERSOLDIER ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>215298500They love her lol. It's fascinating how popular she has become.
I was unironically an emo kid in 2009...
left my phone in another room so I wouldn’t be distracted award
turning point has probably made so much fucking money off Saint Charlie's death
>>215298593>when I was https://vocaroo.com/119M2StjJ7JR
>>215298680They're screwed in the long run. Charlie was their bread and butter.
>>215298593It was funny how complete 10s were emo for a few years and then they totally reverted to normal hot girl status.
>>215298593SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYESSO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT...OR DIE...
Bagel store has a line going outside the building again :/
>>215298593>I'm having a nice day today oh wait I will remember something cringe I did 20 years ago
She went away for the holidays
>>215298820You gotta laugh at those moments, I turn them into comedy otherwise I'll go insane.
>bagel store
Read this to try and fix myself but avoidant people are straightforwardly depicted as villains
>>215298794ngl Bagels with cream cheese and salmon looks very good.
Feds coming to my city
>>215298542thank you
I will now buy your game
>>215298974Is Portland as crazy as people say it is?
>>215299000yeah
As an American, would you prefer to work side-by-side with a Balkan guy or with an Indian? Don't sugarcoat because of my flag, tell me the truth.
>>215299000Not really. Homelessness/drug use situation is definitely bad
>>215299030Was it always like that?
>>215299042Indian born here > FOB Balkanoid
>>215299066no
>>215299071No, Indian born in India. Balkan born in the Balkans.
>>215299124balkans aren't a country
>>215299000It's sad because the Pacific Northwest is one of the most beautiful parts of the continent (in my opinion). But it is overrun by degenerates like you would not believe.
>>215299053Feel bad for those people.
>>215299133Choose any except Albania.
Alaska has by far the highest rate of plane ownership in the US, with about 1.5% of the population owning planes, 16 times the national average. 80% of towns in the state have no road access.
Portland should be nuked
>>215299146why, they chose that life
nobody truly cares about menobody goes "hey Im going out toinght wanna come" when they're making plans noone asks if Im doing alright
>>215299173same, i don't even care about myself
>>215299138Yeah that's what I've heard. My friends mother went to Colorado and then Portland, she said both were beautiful but some parts of Portland were crazy, she hadn't seen anything like this.
>>215299173c’est la vieor as the kids say:it is what it is
Portland would be fine if they just killed all their homeless people
why was renaming it the department of war necessary
>>215299215it'll be ok the feds are gonna kill em all
>>215299169Doesn't change the fact that it's sad.
>>215299071FOB?
>>215299256nah, it's only sad for the faggots that live in portland, its funny to me
>>215299215saaaaar good morning saaaar, where can I see bobs and vagene, where can I see naked white girls online? Thank you
just downloaded a $250 textbook online for free
>>215299270forward operating base
>>215299234because they're preparing for another war
>>215299274Of course it's funny to you, because you're a corn-fed white boy that probably lives in Iowa or some other irrelevant white majority state, fuck you!!!!!!!!!
>>215299288I had to pay $200 to my college bookstore for them to physically mail me a voucher code (after 5 days) and then had to use that voucher to order a lab kit that I am still waiting on
>>215299338isnt portland like 98% white
>>215299338all the homeless in portland are white too, so much for the aryan ubermensch
>>215299283>where can I see naked white girls online?literally everywhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgNFh5n5Dnk
>>215298880>(((Levine)))
>>215298974>war>siege>domestic terroristsDrama queen. People are so emotional
>>215299366im just not going to pay for it is all https://annas-archive.org/
hello
>>215299288
>>215299408drama is fun, you bore
>>215299042Is question too racist? I'm sorry.
>>215299042balkan easilythey'll communicate better, be less arrogant, and less likely to bring their ethnic baggage here
I don't tend to agree with Trump on most issues but the national guard gunning down homeless people in Portland would be based
>>215299229Mass murder isn't fine
>>215299448you're talking to edgelord chuds who have never experienced any hardship and spend 16 hours a day on the computer trying to outcompete others for attention
*ruins your Saturday morning snooze*
>>215299448nta but population control is the only thing that is going to save the planet and we have to start somewhere
Call me crazy but I think building more homes is preferable to execution squads
>>215299447sadly they are not based enough to do thatthey're just guarding ice facilities from antifa trannies, maybe some skulls will get cracked if they try anything but i think they'll slink back into their crackhouses
>>215299492species-wide birth dearth is less than 2 decades away
>get too drunk>Start aggressively hitting on an absolute hon of a tranny>He gets pissed offWtf I thought they wanted to be treated like women
>>215299494i prefer preserving the natural environment to building huge ugly commieblocks for junkies
>>215299535Bruh you gay
>>215299524cool w/e we still have too many people on the planet and addressing it now would be infinitely more beneficial than waiting for it to peter out on its own
>>215299554Bisexual actuallyPerhaps chaotic-lonely
>>215299555Okay, let's start with you, since you're so eager to implement the idea
>>215299535
>>215299579I am not homeless and have a job that contributes to society, ergo I would not be the first in line
libtards are so hysterical, there are no execution squadsthe most we can hope for is them being abducted into vans and taken to labs to be experimented on, and even then it won't be in bulk
>>215299448I don't care, I'm tired of having to deal with their shit (sometimes literally). They smell, scream, shoot up heroin in public, and will mug you or worse without remorse. We've tried to solve the problem with empathy and its only gotten worse.Either kill them all, or lock them up.
>>215299604Who's addressed it with empathy? Oregon has tried fining and relocating them.
arm the homeless
i am pretty jealous of the billionaires who will get to watch the chaos from their bunkers
>>215299652Nothing ever happens
love bleeding heart liberals that act like 90% of homeless people don't just do drugs and alcohol 24/7 while rejecting every earnest attempt to help them because it always starts with quitting drugs and alcohol or requiring them to get a job
>>215299668well i'm jealous of the concept anyways
>>215293265you play a templar in rogue though
de-arm the homelesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUmYJH6Cmq4
>>215299672Almost like substances are addictive. Many users are aware of their problem but quitting cold turkey unassisted is not only difficult but potentially lethal. There's also a lot of homeless people who have issues but are in treatment, but adhering to it is harder without stable housing.
boomers will hail reagan as a god amongst men then blame the homeless problem on democrats
>>215299773To be fair the closing of mental asylums was a bipartisan effort
>>215299733https://youtu.be/gpP4R4w7ZWo?t=89same guy
>>215297947What is it
Burned and cut myself simultaneously and in the same spot making tacos
>>215299850How did you manage that?
>>215298076LMAO
>>215298577Why is it socially acceptable for blacks to wear white people clothes? It’s cultural appropriation, no?
>>215299754>quitting cold turkey unassisted is not only difficult but potentially lethalexcept it wouldn't be unassisted if they actually worked with any of the thousands of homeless foundations that exist for that very purposesame thing with housing, homeless people will flat out refuse shelters because god forbid they have to live with other homeless peopleI get addiction issues, but you can't help people when they refuse to be helped
>>215299071Saar
>>215298076He deserved it for that awful War of the Worlds remake
>>215299844Ponstan I've brought people from the dead with it. I remember losing a friend at a festival one time, found him almost passed throwing up. Gave him one of those bad boys, after 20 mins he was like a new person, he said WTF did you even give me I can start drinking again - which he did.We call it the magic pill.
>>215299042I think I’d rather work with literally any other type over Indians. FOB mainland Chinese *might* be worse.
so crazy how squeamish we are as a society around deathjust kill the useless eaters, they have no leverage to stop it, and the world will be a much happier place for everyone
>>215299908Maybe homeless shelters should be more liveable and not just warehouses with no security then
>>215299945It’s over…
>>215299901I'll allow it for her...>>215299939It's so bad it's good type of thing.
whom /retard/?
>>215299989I agree we should start removing stores and shops and turn them into homeless housingwhile we're at it we should start kicking people out of section 8 housing and free it up for the homelesswhile we're at it maybe we can make a suburb just for the homeless
we need einsatzgruppen battalions to go into the ghettos and the hoods and the projects and just clear the whole thing out, total poorfag death
this board is completely infested by jeets
>>215300026Or we could expand the capacity of inpatient psych facilities and rehab, which has been a problem for decades
>>215300061where
>>215299995Yeah they don't sell it in Bulgaria either. I buy it from Greece, I have 2-3 blisters but I suspect it can fuck something in your body up because it's insanely quick and effective - it's like magic. So I save it for special occasions, I always take it to festivals and raves and give it to someone at some point.
>>215300067why? so there's more rooms for them to take up space in until they've decided they had enough and then go back out on the streets and do more drugs?it's not about the quality of resources, it's about homeless people only wanting those resources conditionally
>>215299995Oh but it says they don't sell that brand, they might sell it after a different name.
poorfags are literally subhuman vermin, of any race, they pump out kids at a higher rate to continue the cycle of suffering, kill 'em all (through legal reform allowing us to do it under government purview)
BREAKING: President Trump says he WILL NOT cave to Chuck Schumer’s demands of $1 TRILLION for transgender surgeries for minors and healthcare for illegals — even if it prevents a shutdown.Does Trump have your full support on this? YES or NO?IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP!
it's KOTURDAY!
momberg bought me 3 sweatshirts and 3 tracksuits for walking to the gym
>>215300186
drinking covfefe
>want to buy thing>it was cheaper few days agoWhy the CIA does this to me?
gave em the ol' razzle dazzle
>>215300137If they're there involuntarily they can't just leave whenever.
>>215300583what is your point? if they actually want help, it would be voluntaryif they go in voluntarily, they can leave voluntarilyoutside of properly being committed to a facility, there is no "involuntarily"
>>215300625Yeah but many people who want help can't get it because there's not enough beds available and it's very expensive. It also means facilities might not be able to take someone involuntarily even if it's necessary.
In the hood there a lot of schizo black guys who just walk around all day and scream at the sky
new>>215300593>>215300593>>215300593new
Woke up, petted the cat, had a bagel and some black coffee and a small glass of orange juice as a treat while watching anime, comfy morning cumbums
>>215300859post kot
Today I saw a really small girl in Sports center shop with her parents or so. And while i was getting out she looked me straight in the eyes and seemed to genuinely like me.Other than some children literally nobody likes me or even cares about my existence. If someone blasted me with a shotgun NOBODY i know would even notice. Nobody at all. Meanwhile all the bitches are getting pounded and will have kids and theyre ok with thag even if they end up being single mothers and competing for attention from one guy. What a shit life this is man. If only I could leave this country that hasnt done anything for me in my life. Ive received nothing from being here and always felt like a stranger despite being romanian. If only God could being in a bane for everyone in here...
>>215300930
>>215301021>Im so insecure I feel the need to make fun of those with unhappy livesRope
Bagel store didn't have a line so I got bagels
