people like to mock British food but it's elite tier compared to Scandinavian food
you dont even know what is scandinavian food lets keep it that way
Krisprolls come from Sweden and they're good at least But I don't know if the meme Scandinavian foods are foods they really eat. Like Stargazy Pie here, it does exist but we really don't eat it (I've never seen it on a menu) and it's almost a complete meme
Hasselback potatoes.
>>215298177I know because I've travelled to Denmark and Sweden multiple times THOUGH
>>215298395No you haven't.
>>215298177Boiled eggs, boiled potatoes, dill, and fish.
>>215298135Okay but our food is good though
>>215298467
*clears everything that has come out of the italian kitchen*
Eh our food is okay so is denmarks, i have no idea about norway or finland
>>215298594What's the difference between natural caesar salad and unnatural caesar salad?
>>215298594Only two Swedish dishes on that menu and both are great
>>215298594Why do other euros think that menu sounds bad? Idgi
>>215298594Only the Räkmacka and Köttbullar are Nordix dishes on that menu. You went to a metropolitan restaurant and now complain about our cuisine? Idiot.
Is it better than Russian food?
>>215298705Shrimp sandwich with mayonnaise and egg sounds very bland, basically just this but you're paying 19 kroner rather than a few quid.
>>215298848You've obviously never eaten fresh shrimp in your life
>>215298917I've eaten prawns, they're fine, not something I'd choose to have off a menu.
>>215298848never had a räkmacka that didn't include at least lettuce and eggits so expected that maybe they just dont write it on the menu
We are simply people, we like simply food.
>>215298177>>215298622>>215298701>>215298744>>215298917t. surströmming gobblers>>215298565are you imprisoned?
Extravagant food is a sign of a degenerate culture. Nordix people will eat just about anything you put in front of them because they know it's not about the food, it's about what the food allows you to do by giving you energy and nutrition.This is why we are per capita champions.
>>215299116Truth>Eat! You’ll never know when you’ll be able to eat againMy grandmas wise words when she shoveled potatoes and random gunk into my mouth
>>215298135Why are italians so cocky about their food? They don't even have chilli culture. I always use chilli sauces on pizza
>>215298135If you say so bro.Now excuse me but I will go into the forest and fil my stomach with wild berries and mushrooms.
>>215298177I've seen the unholy things Scandis do with fish
>umm this is LE BAD actually
old traditional foods are replaced by slop and only a couple mediocre traditional food are eaten on holidays idk how this country went from having 10thousand different sausages and fish to tacos on fridays
Scandinavia is a cancer that has been rotting humanity since Lutheranism rotted their minds and souls, and there is no longer a possible solution. The only solution is to create a Bishop Ring somewhere far from earth and send them there, where they can be happy in their isolation without being able to continue rotting humanity with their atheist-Lutheran degeneration.
>>215303078if you live in sweden you have a lot of money and can buy and eat exclusively spanish or any other food you pick
>>215298135Good you don't know about kazakh food because it's way more simplistic
>>215303119Who cares about gastronomy? I'm talking about something more serious: the salvation of souls.
>>215298135Be quiet effeminate carb filled brown
>>215303078>>215303207Are you that brazilian evangelical expat?
>>215304042I am a Catholic Apostolic of the Holy Church of Rome, and I am pure Spaniard.
>>215305002So the evangelical mohamedan wannabes of catholics are called apostolic? Gotcha.
>>215298135Nordic food in general is pretty good though, excluding peasantslop holdovers from times of famine that for some reason people won't let go of (like boiled sheep's head).Basically anything to do with fish and potatoes is best done the Scandinavian way.
>>215298135its much the same but we never made a thing out of it, brits did. so you know british cuisinn but no matter how much you have travelled here you have never tasted nordic cuisine.
>>215298848>soundsonly fags taste with their ears
I like IKEA's spaghetti al pomodoro and their espresso
>>215305045What are you talking about, Alexipropopopodolus.
>>215298135British food is elite anyway, people just don't know where to look because the interwebs told them it's all shit
>>215298135>toast toastNah, I'd gladly eat scandi dishes before that. Finnish cuisine is god-tier, of course
>>215305187Bascally evangelical protestants are mohamed wannabe chuds who would be happier in a burka country than in the western world. I was wondering what the catholic equivalent of that is.
>>215305289Dude, literally everyone has stew. You're like americans who pretend they invented cooking meat with fire.
>>215305418eastern european stews are a thousand times worse
It's cute when christcucks tear each others to pieces and then the next breath claim unity when it comes to dickwaving against some other group.
>>215305418Everyone has a Beef Wellington? I think not. >Dude, literally everyone has stew.Not the same stew culture tho. Same with puff pastry's. Same with roasts.
>>215305465Yea notice how he skipped the countries where protestantism actual had historical hold and focusing on the nordic countries where protestantism historically failed by comparison?
>>215305105i havent tasted sheeps head have you? no reason to think its bad just because it looks gross. just as you cant taste with your ears you also cant with your eyes. but im still reluctant to it...there is a old and deep rooted tradition here that instead of everyone upping each other when serving food at weddings, funerals or whatever we settled on the lowest common denominator, something everyone could afford from rich to poor. if everyone knew that the wedding dinner was expected to be thin meat soup the poors where not so reluctant to invite lots of people including rich and vice versa, everyone was equal. it rather became a thing to make the best version of it. it has over the centuries been perfected so much that its actually enjoyable good meals and its no longer considered low or cheap but something we desire wether its a celebration or a good sunday dinner with the family.i doubt many outsiders have ever tasted these poorfag holdovers in its current state.
>>215305530though to be fair the topic is nordic countries
>>215305482>dude lets just encase our meat in bread!>why? It won’t taste better?>i don’t know i saw chefs on TV doing itWhat a fucking waste of energy
>>215305482literally r*ddit food
>>215305482Haven't heard it called that, and maybe we stole it, but eaten this at parties.
>>215305580Stop being mean. We have good dishes. It's not my fault that my countrymen are lazy and just eat frozen or potato and bean slop. We just lack a proper culinary culture like Italy or France and so we get a bad rep, but the dishes themselves are good maybe not Italy good but still good.
>>215305672He's probably HIVan or diaspora. He sounds way too Yank edgy.
>>215305650the main dish being its own side dish without the need to additionally ladle potatoes on to your plate comes off as really cool
hating Finnish food is a lame memewe just havent commercialized some kind of restaurant culture.I will feed you this
>>215305482>baking meat into a breadYes. Combining two common ingredients is indeed common. Your next step is to brag about fish pie, I take.
>>215305604>World renowned dish >>215305650There's probably off shoot inspired dishes. As far as I'm aware it originated here.
I dig up licorice roots from the ground and snack on it without washing it, just like me grandpa, i also boil pine needles for tea.
>>215305766>>World renowned dishWhat world? Mars?
>>215305722Think I've had it with potatoes, but not sure. Would probably go well with hasselback potatoes.
>>215305187Wait no, it seems apostolic is just a broad term same as saying catholic. Basically Im asking what kind of sub-group of that are you?
>>215305718Jag är så svensk det bara går, jag fattar inte hur mitt brev om engelsk mat kan missförstås som rysk propaganda
>>215305739this brings back bad memories of eating breaded sardines as a kid, they were positively dessicated. Fish and chips is the only good fish dish in the world, there the beer batter is nice and fluffy to go with the tenderness of the fish and mask its fish taste.
>>215305766I've never eaten wellington and I know literally no one who has eaten it and I have never seen it served anywhere. I wouldnt even know where to get it. Maybe some fine dining place that is overtly expensive?>>215305923that is vendance coated with rye flour and fried in butter
>>215305996I've never had wellington either but it's become pretty popular as a Christmas dish among wealthier Slovenes. I've even seen it prepared on a TV cooking show. But this being Eastern Europe, the side-stuffing of mushrooms and shallots is often swapped out for chestnuts.
>>215305780Pine needles are okay but red juniper needles are the best needles for tea.
>>215305875Du är jävligt otrevlig helt enkelt
>>215305823>hasselbackpotatoes can be boiled, fried, fried etc. how you cut it really makes no difference. if the hasselback potato was cut all through it would make no difference in taste or experience. same as straight vs corrugated fries. its not a culinary speciality.
>>215298395Denmark is not in scandinavia you retard.
>>215306800retard
>>215306885
>>215305739I'm sure this is good, but at the same time it look pretty blend. I could see myself enjoying eating it, but not on a regular basis.
>>215307199HOLYBROWNHOLY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>215307199Most of finnish food is basic every day food. Not bad but not sometihing you would cook for guests.
>>215306800denmark has always been scandinavia you retard. its not a geographicly or relevant term, its made up and it was made up by a political movement called scandinavism based on uniting the 3 countries sharing a somewhat mutual language and history.it never became anything and no one here ever use the term scandinavia we just say nordic to include you and icelandic.now only non scan...eh nordics use it and its cringe af when they do because they never get it right. not even you.
>>215298135Trvke
>>215307369Danes and icelandics are scandinavian in terms of culture and language, but that doesn't change the fact that scandinavia is a geographic region that doesn't include Denmark or Iceland.
>>215307163benis :D
>>215307580
brits eat crisps on toast
>>215298362Those potatoes look like suri. KEK>>215298565It certainly doesn't look good.>>215301367This looks fine.>>215307622FUGGGG :DDDD
uma delícia
>>215298135rare opinionfish and chips is a top tier fast food.better than burgers
>>215298135are you dumb in the head or something?https://arcticgrub.com/bacalao-where-norway-meets-portugal/
>>215306800Denmark is more Scandinavian than enything else. It is a consept from som uni student groups from Denmark/Sweden in the 1800's. It is pan Scandinavian term that came to be quite recently.FUCK SKÅNEFUCK LUND
>>215301367what he said
>>215299326italians do eat some chilis i thinkitalians have calabrian chilis, arrabiata, bomba sauce, pepperoncini oil and red pepper flakes.i think they're pretty open to spice
To me, husmanskost and stuff is "real" food and other cuisines is when you want to make it festive. Sushi or tacos might be fine once in a while but it's also decidedly less straight, to become fully straight and no homo you must eat wholesome husmanskost
>>215307523no they are not and never where. you can cope and seethe all you want but it ends at this. we have nordic council, nordic travel and border laws, nordic defence deals..but nothing scandic, because it doesnt exist.
