Titties are the meaning of life iyc
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was not giving me a girlfriend with breasts to suck on
>>215302011Did you visit the girlfriend store?
>>215302011Have you tried going out and interacting with women?
>>215302066They turned me away at the door, citing "pervert gamer freak" as their lawful reason
>>215302166Honestly I don't even know how I would begin to talk to women. I'd have to find hobbies so that I'd have something to talk about. Maybe I don't deserve a gf because she doesn't deserve to be stuck with someone as boring as me. Joker's trick.
>>215302288what hobbies?
>>215302307Not sure, I feel like if I have to force myself to find a hobby just because I want a gf it would feel like I'm changing myself too much, when in reality I want someone to like me for who I am, but who I am is a NEET who's going nowhere in life.
>>215302363are you the guy who posts matgeek all day?
They aren't that special, good to squeeze like a stress ball when you have nothing to do and there's no one around, like when watching a youtube videoSource: I have two
>>215302426Moobs aren't the same thing
>>215301961Yes, i am alive and well thanks to human tits, cow tits too come think of it, gotta love tits man.
i had a girlfriend with big tits and i got bored of them because of how annoying it was to have her living in my apartment
>>215302402Good God no, I stay away from that part of the board
>>215302363Authenticity is a sham, make the most of life strategically, it doesn't necessarily compromise who you are, unless it's something an asshole would do
>>215302539so how do you spend your days?
>>215302426I know you’re not a real woman because no one squeezes their tits around randomly.
>>215302562I believe it, most men randomly touch their penis or re-adjust their balls, it's very possible.But as the old saying goes, there are no women on the internet.
>>215302562He's talking about his moobs
>>215302559Videogames, browsing the internet, tv showsIt's quite boring but social anxiety + IBS prevents me from leaving the house, I've basically manufactured agoraphobia over the course of 7 years
>>215302646Oh.That certainly makes more sense.
>>215302646Be quiet nigger.
>>215302712im surprised a swede has IBS. it seems like your food would not be a major trigger for that
>>215302752I used to be a really picky eater, probably because my helicopter mom was a nest of anxiety and was worried her precious little baby wouldn't like new things, so maybe my gut bacteria never evolved properly when my meals consisted of pancakes into spaghetti into pancakes
>>215302288Can you talk with men? It's the same thing
>>215302426Prove it
>>215302850No it goes both ways, I start overthinking every sentence and panic sets in. Happens online as well, the worst thing is when someone is friendly online and I have to panic-escape to avoid a conversation that's not casual or drenched in irony.
>>215302562Who knows more about my life? Me or a random american I never meet? Sure must be him right?
>>215301961Not only them
>>215302828you should try to incorporate some sort of probiotic supplements. it might help.
>>215301961Based...
>>215302712drop the videogames
>>215302976That's some great hair.I do prefer my nigga hair for practicality though.
>>215302924I don’t care about your life. post your tits or gtfo
>>215301961No, ass is.Breasts are for manchildren
>>215302991Shame that her tits probably look like shit when she's naked.
>>215303161tf tp
>>215303161No, ass and titties both
>>215301961>>215303161wide hips and thin waist >
>>215301961Medium slightly saggy tits with a tummy and well proportioned legs are the best
>>215301961I don't really feel anything from touching tits. It is awkward and doesn't feel right. Grabbing a nice firm ass, especially while kissing, now that's a nice experience.
>>215304257add big tits to that too, why wouldn't you?
>>215304407>Medium slightly saggy tits no, these are literally the worst. The opening image itt is the worst.>>215304437not necessarily. If she has wide hips, thin waist and A-cup titties then it's instacoom perfection. Big tits look good too as long as they don't sag too much, but nothing compares to A-cups on a hot body, it's the best. Mommyboys who just like size for size's sake dont seem to understand
>>215304583Firm tits feel weird and lumpy
>>215304764wtf is wrong with you man?
we are a tummy nation I believe
lol
>>215304891No one likes cookie chunks in their milkshake or coffee
>>215301961Tits, tummies, bunda.Everything about women is beautiful
>>215304764You’ve never felt them to know
>>215304971you know the lumps are the milk glands.and I like milk, but you seem to prefer lard
>>215305022he probably did. most virgins don't know about the lumps, this is secret information. I may be vanned for disclosing this here.
>>215305022I hated touching my first boobs. I was 14 and it completely ruined my view of them. It was tough and lumpy and felt like nothing much.
>>215305804Same i thought she was just old (32) turns out seemingly they all have that consistency unless they have small, very large or saggy tits
>>215302562False. I love squeezing my boobs it’s comforting life crossing your arms around yourself
>>215305973>turns out seemingly they all have that consistency unless they have small, very large or saggy titshuh? small tits feel like that too
>>215305973It isn't because they are old, the girl's tits I was touching was same age as me, 13 years old, and it still felt weird. If the prime age's tits feel weird, no tits can be good.
>>215305973>>215306523>OMG there is VARIATION in the feeling of this touch??? this surface is not equally smooth??? NOOOOO TITS ARE RUINEDyou two may have autism
>>215306498They're more consistent than perky medium sized ones, again milkshake chunks in coffee.>>215306599Yes
>>215302426You are gay
>>215306668how did you even get a 32 yo woman to do this with? was she a paid professional?
>>215306802no but i had touched a prozzie around that age too, same shit.
>>215305973This man has never explored the body of a female in his life.
>>215306346You probably have small boobs because bigger boobs can be tender when squeezed
>>215302976Long luscious hair makes my cock harder than anything else
>>215302908Stop thinking a little when you start talking to people
>>215302011Imagine saying this and living in SwedenIt's like living in Italy and never tried pasta
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>>215302011damn him!he did the same to me!why is he like this?he got all the succubi titties to suck on and yet he still denies us this pleasure?WHY
>>215301961I'm married. You haven't lived until you sucked on pregnant titties.
ass > pussyfuck you but still tits are great
>>215309866Is human milk really any good or just feels good because of the erotic context? I would guess it tastes watery and bitter
>>215309866Explain
I prefer a good ass and nice medium tits, but tummy? It needs to be little flabby
