hench edition
neoliberal bull logging in
dtfic is a category 1 loser and incel
fucking peng
>>215302691How do you manage to always make the most dogshit editions possible?
burger update
>>215302740ffs it's still raw
>>215302693No he said my dad who’s dead would be embarrassed to have me as a son because I dropped out of college at the time because I was being bullied
>>215302723What's wrong with it?
>>215302709leave him alone
>>215302750the squad
>>215302709Is Category 1 the best or worst?
>>215302740thats a good ass picture ngl
>>215302747fair enough id have hit my uncle if he said that
>>215302792Category 1 is for people who mindraped him I assume
4:38am scranning chocolate brownies and cupcakes
Running like fuck away from from the truck to get as much distance before the flames hit the bags of ammFOOOOOOM
lmao
>>215302745not anymore laddy. nearly burger time
>>215302740how often are you using the bbq
bet the pg tips are really leaky
got the roots manuva on
gay porn scromiting on the phone to the suicide hotline
>>215302865what the fuck cunt
>>215302865Think the cheese is off lad
>>215302865wish i had an outdoor grilli will buy an outdoor grill
>>215302878i remember he was on the soundtrack for need for speed: carbonthat was my first exposure to grime
>>215302879whats a matter mate?
witness the fitness
>>215302865>green
/brit/ status: owned
my rapper name is umc (pronounced um-see) chicken
might get the marky b on
>>215302879We’re here for you anon if you need someone to talk to <3
thought about becoming a hgv driver but the wages are still fucking shit literally isn’t a job in this country where you can earn a decent wage unless you’re some uni posho
top tip for you lads. wrap your burger and wait 5 mins before eating it. sort of steams the bun, it makes it twice as delicious.
>>215302993>hgvhomosexual gay virgin?
This one is for you, /brit/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouKI_myXxk
>>215302930wow my head literally exploded
im going BALDBLAD
>>215302930epic lolzyou are now manually breathing xD
>>215303003Just toast the fucking buns you nonce
>>215302865looks like elton john farted on them after a night with shrek
>>215302973Good music for when u doing 120+
>>215303015*glares at you from my iron lung*
>>215302993can get 60k if you work the docks
>>215302984I'M NOT CRAZY (INSTITUTION)YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CRAZY (INSTITUTION)
>>215303013vlad the impalmer type ahh mf
>>215303003looks lovely
>>215303003steam the buns using the steam from the onions as you're cooking them
>>215303004Heavy goods vehicle
>>215303003>wrap your burgerWith what?
>>215303011I like these weird songs from the 2000s.
back from the pub.started off with a cruzecampo then transitioned to creamers (Guinness to you friendless incels)
>>215303003Get this lad a Bigham's immediately
got my steamed buns out
>>215303018amateur. i fried the bun in the caramelised onion juice. steaming it in a wrapper is a different necessary step.
>>215303046Ok this is just inappropriate
steamed hams
Never enough sweetcorn in one can of corn is there. But then two cans of corn is too much.Such is life
>>215303069youll feel that tomorrow
>>215303064What's so good about it?
>>215302740>>215302865>>215303003>>215303081The weather is awful in every corner of the UK right now, are you cooking indoors, nigga? Don't tell me you're having a BBQ with that grey gloomy sky looming overhead?
>>215303003steamed hams
>>215303003that burger is far too thick.
you call them steamed but they're obviously toasted
>>215303013BALD! BALD!
>>215303107smash burger nonce
tummy is feeling a bit acidic
Mate of mine suggests a hard ban on ketamine, treat it like heroin or even a gun. Then issue tested and safe half ecstacy pills for free to anyone who wants one on entry. While it would never be allowed, I dare say it would work a treat.
Ok the second bottle of Modelo(Especial, of course)
>>215303107it's two thin patties.
wish it was still summerevening drives are never as good in the dark cold nights
>>215303126Smash burgers are good
>>215303104weather's ok in london
>>215303036None near me>>215303101You aren’t funny mate
RING RINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDmQediUpI&list=RDoCDmQediUpI&start_radio=1
delightfully devilish
Simply don't enjoy any of the black holds at boulder Brighton
punch you in the fanny and tits
Ange Out
>>215302865wypipo cook like dey in the 1300s LOOOL
>>215303132What you mean half ecstasy
Have you ever been banned by some moderator cunt on some shitty website or forum online? Well, thanks to the digital ID it will soon be possible to ban you from buying alcohol, paying for a train or plane ticket so you can have this feeling IRL.
>>215303104Why didn't you answer my question?>>215303157Rude
>>215303168is that a bent nightclub?
>>215303157>near meyeah mate, you drive to them, in a lorry
>>215303104it was sunny today. best to eke out what you can before it goes grey and cold for 5 months.
Are we allowed to talk about the Ryder Cup?
>>215303131want me to kiss it better
Haha he posted it againI am loling
Live your myth in Nob Hill, Portland Oregon.
>>215303210Oh I thought u meant like a job at the docks
So......I'm doing a poo
>>215303011good remixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0OPKekQ0bM
>>215303250Just finished doing mine
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWNAND THE SKY IS GREY
>>215303250can i see?
>>215303156>>215303212>there are anons here unironically living south of glasgowGrim.
Notice how there was no wednesday this week
hate women
Only gone and made too much corn didn't I
>>215303310Why didn't you answer my question?
>>215303279Good stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Ca61aoeZU
>>215303310grim nonce freak
whos on the packet tonight?
>>215303311good, sick of it
>>215303292not yours any more
Soon as I start drinking NOW my mum texts me asking for a lift from town
>>215303334oh my daaaayyyyyyyssss x
https://youtu.be/kjxsaFB5svA?si=jAx4hEFOkI0a-2RlBased Cammy W does it again
>>215303363Get her shagged fella
Watching this Micky Flanagan comedy show and it's alright. He's mentioned cock and balls too many times for me not to be suspicious
gay fucking fairy
>>215303382
>>215303373awful 'music'
>>215303345the old charlie? the old beak? heh, i'd like to have some. but sure, enjoy your lines. i'll be here. waiting. waiting for my turn. sometimes that's just how it be, in my life anyway
ffs can't sleep Too excited about the Labour Party Conference!!!!
>>215303395
Always used to think David Gray was some dadrock radio shite but he's actually very talentedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsLcCYf0OLA
>>215303384fancy him do ya?
>>215303433Hope they got a young hoodlum to rap the national anthem
Thinking me. Lot to think about
Thinking about how good I would be at bouldering now if my parents had been astute enough to notice the talent at a young age Would literally be a professional now
>>215303187Feet
>>215303474That’s not a real thingIt’s made up
>>215303474faggy sport ngl
>>215303420dire 'take'
>>215303474doubt pros get a lot of money thoughbeit
>>215303498Fr
Step dad is pissed up saying paki and chinky a lot
For me it's old musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gZrWGAXM_I
>>215303065i used greaseproof paper. foil works too. try it, you'll agree with me when you do.
>>215303517eshuta
>>215303504t. gay 'man'
haha look at this lad>>215303231
>>215303517let him enjoy his racism
got the relayer on
>>215303550those short snout cats look retarded i hate them
how long should I put milk in the microwave? I don’t want to curdle it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QfMkWyLQyk
post a webm i have fuck all
>>215303567I'm not saying a word. If I did he'd be ranting for 3 hours about his right to say what he did 40 years ago. If I ignore him he'll only rant for 2 hours
>>215303573Anglo-Celtic Aussie with his pet wogstrayan
>>215303573scremaing
tune bruv
>>215303543t. fat! neek
you might be surprised to know I've got my bum out
>>215303611
really like thisits just crazy how he does that
>>215303527Okay I will try it
>>215303652grim tattoo and literally no boobs
>>215303611extremely comfy webm
>>215303652can see her fannois
>>215303653/brit/ niggas will see this and be like " 'berg on a mad one"
I reckon this will taste good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EObrBZF9UQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EObrBZF9UQ
>>215303742youve just cooked burgers you fat mong
>>215303742yeh
What should i get cracking on with?
i haven't crapped in 4 days
>>215303804a clue
Keir STORMER
>>215303804sobriety
>>215303742What am I looking at here?
>>215303804monkey shoulder
it tasted good
>>215303804down all
>>215303804Job application
in an eternal loop of having itchy inner ear, scratching them with something and then it making my ear more itchyfuck my fat nigger retarded life
>>215303830pasta
You ever had an altercation with someone and you dealt with it poorly and like a coward and you still seethe about it months or years later?
>>215303859yeh
>>215303858What's in it?
looking back pokerus was a weird mechanic, what we're they thinking with that one?
my mum is such a good cook fucking hell where I get my genius from really
>>215303804lafroig for me
>>215303804This one
>>215303874poo
No, Eric, you're not a fucking legend
can't eat pasta me
>>215303859Yes when I was 17 some man called my mum a cunt and my mum looked at me to fight him but I bitched out. Think about it weekly even years on
>>215303859the other day some pakoid threw water at me and all I did was call him a dirty paki when I should've thrown my drink square at his brown head and then kicked him into the stratospherewill be seething about it for years to come I think
>>215303859yeaheven though I certainly got the last laugh I still feel like I lost just from the fucking hassle and emasculation of it all
>>215303893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOzjBO2dsmY&list=RDMOzjBO2dsmY&start_radio=1
>>215303893Lmao
>>215303910he threw a water bottle at you or what?
Watching Only Fools and Horses and fucking hell, Del's right. Rodney is a plonker.
might have to start using fannois in real lifeout of all the other words for it none of them conveys the niceness of the thing quite so well
>>215303940which episode is it lad?
>>215303893lol
>>215303859I used to be like this but I realised I'm the idiot for caring too much about a stranger's opinion and it doesn't really matter at the end of the day anyway
>>215303937he splashed it at me from his water bottledidn't hit me mind you but it could've done
>>215303969s01e01
>>215303942yeah well i definitelly popularised it here so :)
>>215303940Can't believe Rodney brought that female copper back to the flat
Went to the fall festival with gfbergMe wallet got raped
Captcha: 0ram8
>>215303942I hate all the other words for it. Ugly words.
>>215303969the one where del boy walks in on rodney wanking to camsite trannies
>>215303997fluffy bois
>>215303977whys he done that
>>215303977why would he even do that, doesn't make sense to me. just randomly passing by and splashing water at people unprovoked
>>215304003"clunge"
>>215304010cass must've been on a work trip with the bank
>>215303969One when Rodney goes about saying he's got a girlfriend who's a right brahma
>>215303992what did you spend money on?
>>215303859ktim. In early school years I just froze up when attacked, made up for it by being extremely reactive and violent later on. One time a lad kept teasing me on the minibus, so I grabbed his head with both hands and pushed it with all my strength into the glass and it cracked
>>215303905why'd he do that then was he a homeless drunk or whatand why would your mum look at you to fight him, would she want you to possibly be killed because a man called her an insult?
how do I become fucking disciplined I want to live my life like a robot
>>215304079dont know
>>215303991Grandad blurting out about Rodney's police record and Del Boy saving the day with a witty rejoinder
>>215303975yeah but you still feel like a little bitchsure it doesn't matter but it does at the same time
just seen some advertising
>>215304079ask a load of incels on the internet
>>215304079do everything you currently do but the opposite
I reckon my testosterone was permanently lowered when I got jumped in my last year of secondary. Called this half black lad a nigger, and spread it round school his dad was a drug dealer (because he was) and the lad rushed me from behind with his mates - I took an uppercut to the liver and my entire body seized causing me to drop face down on the floor, then they all kicked the shit out of me and that was that. Before that I was aggressive and violent, after meek and cowardly.
>>215304079gay porn dance in the job centre
>>215304079just lock in
>>215304069No his husky was off the lead at the park and ran over and was trying to our dog so she shouted at him. And that’s just how she raised me and my older brother it worked on him since he’s been prison twice but I just turned out to be a coward
>>215304099that's part of the reason why you look like a bitch though, it affects you so much. if you genuinely stop caring your reactions will be a lot better It's a catch-22
There are two so-called 6B+ lime on the comp wall at boulder Brighton at the moment One is literally a 6a, the other a 6c+, I would say soft 7a
>>215304079read the instruction manualhttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Keir-Starmer-Sunday-Bestselling-Biography/dp/0008661022
>>215304036People are cunts. I was walking to the shop last Saturday and there was an old fella with a walking stick walking towards me, out of nowhere some car drives passes by with some dickhead hanging out of the passenger side and just fucking screams at him. Dunno if they were expecting him to fall flat on his arse or something.
my burger was very nice
>>215304036>>215304029pulled into the parking spot quicker than he didwhen I got out he had a go saying I almost hit him (didn't, he was about 2 spaces away) I told him he was being daft and he threw the water at me before angrily pulling awaywas bare parking spots too just about 20 ft away from this one
>>215304173looked nice :)
>>215304159Trying to bite*
just gay porn activities tonight... aha yh
>>215304173make sure you give us picture updates when it comes out too x
>>215304159grim
>>215304177should have keyed his car
Pizza has shown up late and cold. Household is in shambles. I'm just eating it cold idc
>>215304125Think we’re similar to other great apes that our hormonal levels fluctuate with our perceived social statusYou got knocked down a clear peg and never got revenge to reestablish
>>215304173was it a 'gay porn' burger?
All my exes live in TexasAnd Texas is a placeI really looooove to be
>>215304159grim sounds like you're working class
>>215304209good, you deserve this
>>215304209incredibly easy to reheat a pizza. your household is retarded
>>215304201Yh>>215304230i am
>>215304212how come poor slum people are high T debunked
>>215304173Couldn't tell what you topped it withWhat's your go to?I like pickles on mine
>>215304212Agreed, really changed my perspective on violence. I have been roughed up a bit, but held my own and gave it back so there was never any psychological element to it. Being made helpless and stomped on... Very afraid of violence now. I am a defeated male.
>>215304125who was that scottish cuck freak's name againthis post reminds me of him
>>215304245Oven is on but everyone is raging at the delivery time. tbf it took over an hour
Scromiting vomiting wallace and gromiting
>>215304271i hope you all get food poisoning quite frankly
>>215304125Dunno sounds like you deserved it a bit
>>215304263you can beat me up if you like, might do us both some good
Normie barbarian be like 'why do you train weighted chin-up not weighted pull-up? if you climb lol? Because climb is more like a pull-up lol' Because the crossover of physical muscular involvement between the two exercises is like 98%
>>215304255lots of wasted space in this post lets consider the environment mate
the next step is to get a gf, but I hate women so fucking much it's unreal
>>215304284Cheers lad mums crying at your comment
>>215304281Hey, that rhymed. Good one.
>>215304162yeah you're rightit's just hard to have a measured response. you want to check people who try do one on you or put you down, but you also don't want to sperg rage or end up in prisona lot of the times it's just hindsight on whether you should've escalated or stayed cool
Last fight I got in I smashed a bottle across the face of some black kid that was mouthing off to me and then kicked and stomped him on the ground. Definitely broke a few of his ribs. dunno what happened to him afterwards as I just walked away and nothing came of itThis was my last fight I was in 9 years ago and still get a buzz of intense pleasure thinking about it but I’ve gave up fighting on that high
>>215304336Why didn't you answer my question?
>>215304328Why do you hate women? Do you like your mother?
>>215304290He was a nigger scumbag that beat his girlfriend and the poor girl had had multiple abortions, I have no regrets - in terms of honour though, yes he had the right, but to jump me from behind was pathetic.>>215304297Sadly now I deserve to be beaten even worse than I was then
>>215304177sounds silly
how long should i leave it before texting again dont want to sound desperate
Weighted pull-ups feels like a terribly unhealthy movement to me Weighted chin-ups just way healthier, and they make you better at pull-ups anyways
>>215304351I've never seen you in my entire life.
>>215304358vile creatures. no.
>>215304125
>>215304372gay porn dance .gif NOW
>>215304171this seems to happen only in this country as well and especially in provincial shitholespeople just can't not be stupid obnoxious cunts
>>215304372Wait until 2240 onwards lad x
>>215304372Let her text you. If you double text you lose
This is really a bad edition and demonstrates how far /brit/ has fallen. Never been one for reactionary politics but reading this thread has radicalised me.
War looms
>>215304393Something wrong with your memory?Why did you post this >>215302723?What's wrong with this edition?
>>215304410why>>215304411but what if it gets past 10
>>215304372you're a good lad giving your mum a lift xx
DTFIC: Downfall
>>215304443That's a completely different individual.
>>215304452lol
>>215304367that is what all blacks dothey have no honor fighting. they just jump you
detective p̶i̶k̶a̶c̶h̶u despy hooves !!
short controlled bursts
>>215304446>dont want to sound desperateYour time is worth more than hers. I'd consider not even messaging honestly.
mental how much better yandex is than googirl
I'll get abuse for saying it but we need Diego
despacito lol
>>215304064yeah same I was a complete pussy in school, hardly ever fought back, would let people violate me and just laugh it off or tell myself it was friendly teasingas I got to my later teens I became more violent and would get physical or shake with rage. often it did work well to just deck someone, but now that I'm a lot older I realise that I need to calm down and not be as reactive because it just doesn't work in a lot of situations anymore and can be more trouble than it's worth
>>215304487they both have their strengths and weaknesses both of them still suck tremendously
>>215304337neuroticism is often paired with a need for control, but these two things feed into each other and make each other worse. best thing to do is let go because you're playing a losing game in your own mindI don't know maybe that's complete gibberish. for me I naturally stopped caring about these things once stuff like work and money started worrying me a lot, just made me realise these stupid pissing contests aren't important
>>215304487Yandex will give you porn no matter the search
>>215304487t. Dmitri from St Petersburg
>>215304053Drinks and food
>>215304463OhWhy do you use the same avatar then?What even is that thing anyway?
>>215304125Was the opposite for me, was very timid and reserved before and used to get teased a lot for itOne time someone in my PE class put my uniform in the shower and I just lost my rag and ended up hurting him quite bad.After that I turned into a really nasty cunt and would actively go around looking for fights and causing troubleMellowed back out now though :)
>>215304482alright thanks
>>215304255i fried some onions but on a quite low heat, added a bit of brown sugar and balsamic when they were done enough, and then kept adding water and reducing back down while all the other stuff was happening. sort of shrinks a whole onion down into just enough to go on a burger.
Lot of posts of things that never happened before in this thread (ITT)
>>215304543Sounds a bit like me. You can only take so much shit before you snap.
>>215304517yeah I agree
>>215304542Merely and purely coincidence.
wheres the new
>>215304625Dunno lol
>>215304644>>215304644>>215304644
>>215304605the devil shivers when the nice guy loses his cool
