Wallace and Gromit edish
bit early
>>215306398Based British culture
Yeah this is the one
>>>/soc/34337539umposter spotted
nth for the baddiedem
>>215306466That's unironically me aha
And lads, imagine it,no cans on a Saturday? Imagine that, lads.What sort of fucking lad would Canslad be without the cans?
>>215306273>>215306273>>215306273stop posting in this heatherpedo thread, we are all in here
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758969232262275.webm
>>215306493Need someone to tell me if this is a tranny or not.
fuck off thread splitting bastards can't be arsed today
>>215306525Why should I you ignored me dickhead
aryan reggae...
ever notice that poo smells lmao
>>215306549Ignored you bc ur clearly stroking one off to my responses pooflad
Feel like 2022 kanye stained walmart hoodie era
aryan reggie
Bighams for tea
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>215306606Proper virgin u
>>215306493If the navel is vertical then it's female.
>show your digital ID anonwhat's your response?
>>215306662rape them on the spot
>>215306662https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757271151618016.webmMy reaction
Hear trump is sending the troops into Oregon
might take some of the old drugules
>>215304125To be fair, why did you call someone the n-word. Just asking for trouble innit.
>>215306662white one is cute but not sure if it's just because she's stood next to that munter
>>215306715What part of the UK is Oregon in?
>>215306715whys he doing that then
>>215306737For me it's the handsome pakette
>>215306715trump just exited my anus
In England they call police officers Bobbies
Sheriff Chitwood lego shotgun
>>215306796They also call stairs “apples and pears” Bizarre people
Got a cold so I'm eating a hearty stew aren't I
quick espresso then bed
we forgot the crackers gromit!!!
>>215306816>>>/pol/>>>/int/cum
>>215306816no one knows who this nigga is
Bonnie blue
>>215306835are you bloody mad
mad how most tragedies only see a few hundred people die, max, nowaadysthen you had the mount pelee eruption in 1902 that wiped out 30 thousandyou dont get stuff like that anymoredue to woke
>>215306741British Oregon Country, never shoulda given it up.
>Brilyn
gfberg annoys the fuck out of me and i dont love her but she's a hole to shag and i'm thankful for that
Quick expresso then bed
Get the dogshit zingers spammed
>>215306499
Canslad is back, ladsFelt like not getting the BIG chip so put on the oven to cook a frozen pizza instead from the stopHaving the cans, now, lads. They're lovely, like the tears of the lads who don't like the cans
>>215306901this place is your life yet you can't even enjoy shitting it up like the spammers do because you see this as some sort of autistic 'duty' to combat thembeyond grim your life is
Cooking up a jobby
>>215306869how old are you 200k people died in that tsunami in 2004, 300k dead in an earthquake in 2010
corrr proper chucking it down with rain and i'm all cosy in bed
Will be seeing that new Leo Dicap flick shortly
dollfie dream <3
I heard muslims are going to outlaw all alcohol in the UK. What are you lads gonna drink then?
>>215306398Why do retards get pissy and call you a nihilist for literally pointing out the obvious
>>215306963nope
>>215306943Shut the fuck up Yoda
>>215306994mousey's microwaved piss :3
>>215307010kek
>>215307010struck a nerve, i did?
>>215306997we've got no cheese gromit lool
>>215306941How's the expensive new Mac, Canslad?
>>215306994big fan of that guarana drink
lads, we just won the womens rugby world cup
Any of you lads ever hiked the Hadrian's wall path? I'm thinking about doing it this spring.
>>215306985I've never been convinced he's good as the leadI didn't watch that slave movie but even as a side character he seems likely to be overrated. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was good though, but that was mostly because Pitt is a good comedic actor
>>215307049heard that on the radio driving home an hour agodont care
wheres my little umdiepio
>>215307074UM x
my nigga made 100k and he left the trap I made mills and you can still come and get a packI’m in my own lane so I don’t care what they’re onThe streets were here before me and they’ll be there when I’m gone
>>215307063consider the laziness of the average poster here and then ask yourself this again
>>215307049>weyou're not on the team and never will be a woman
>>215307069>that slave movieit was shite, tarantinos worst
>>215307026NOSHUT UP
I have completely lost my mind
>>215307086You live in the UK, why the hell would you not be outside as much as you can taking in the natural beauty of the English countryside?
>>215307112I live there I don't need to go outside I can see it from my bedroom window
scream greng
>>215307110Ktim
>>215307035Definitely overkill, lad. Haven't even done 99% of what I wanted with it yet but overall for the AI models, it's quite nice. Still have to get the huge models I can only run on that but it'll be a whileIs quite good for idea generation
making messies with toby :3
Imagine if Israel just launched a missile at Greta's boat. Like just utterly annihilated it and blew her to bits. Would be pretty funny desu
Well, that's my weekend sorted ahah
>>215307150>Is quite good for idea generationCan you get it to think up new patter that you can use
in the incel fort watching asmr
Anyone else just get random cramping pains in their arse every now and again? Currently sat on the toilet with one now, deep heat around the ring hole hasn't done much, not trying to force out a shit. Rough night ahead I reckon
Thanks to Farage I'm doing my fast-track application for British citizenship. That's one less migrant that you can kick out.Well done Farage.
>>215307177Ah no, that wouldn't be ideal. It's good for short story ideas or poetry themes
>>215307187too much cock i reckon
>>215307187you might be boypregnant little umtoast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slJkVQ59MFw&list=OLAK5uy_kBxupSAEVPxPxZAvjL3EBeI8XgER9eSMo&index=15
>>215307202Nah it's genius of him. Force the population to increase then when the election comes around he can cry about the numbers. Creating a problem and claiming only he can fix it
I’m Armenian but people always think I’m english
>>215307175What's this 00W0
>>215307237the raped
just arse my shitty life upfucking liverpoo
>>215307175
>>215307270All the Amenians I've known looked vaguely Greek
>>21530728819 different games for only £275? Lol
>>215307291Why?
Doing an ESOTERICA watch
>>i sit with a physical book reading aloud listening to the sound of my own voice>>>i sit and listen to someone else read it to me>>youre coping with the fact you arent reading or listening or studying or educating yourself you just spend most of your time on 4ch making fun of people to deal with your own insecurities, its so obvious. i honestly feel bad for you. its why im not blatantly rude to you and tend to just ignore you.
Foreign people absolutely love the film Training Day for some reason
had a night on the bighams lads. well bigham'd. bigham'd off me tits.
ordered a swan on uber eats
rorke shaking his skinny white arse on a saturday night
rorke living in a dirt house even though the world's been going a whole month
>>215307317funny
>>215307334good flick that
>>215307303I have blonde hair
>>215307326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqegVgz0oUc
>>215307364no
>>215307334Haven't seen it for Donkey's but I remember it being a compelling portrayal of corruption and of the opportunities for moral action in an imperfect world
>>215307381do you listen to audiobooks because you can't actually read?
>>215307356What
the thing is, he doesn't even listen to audiobooks>foreword>00:02
why was he playing in traffic though
>>215307022stfu>>215307036based
take thatGood music tbf
>>215307458What normal guy stuff do you do
I want to sniff Emma Watson’s ass.
>>215307325do you know anything about shabtai tzvi?
Running my finger under every word of every pair and sounding out the syllables to myself out loud then laughing
what dey get up to in de gherkin shower x
>>215306398
umburger
what's the difference between a film, flick, kino, movie and cinema?
>>215307544Saw an infographic from /tv/ ages ago that explained this
>>215307544Kino>cinema>film>movie>flick
what a fucking atrocious thread. why are you still here
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758462933678744.webmWoah...Rorke got moves
>>215307546You're alone after 10pm on Saturday posting fantasies about black men again
umwaffle >.<
raining out and cold in my housecant take much more of this
packing umposters into mason jar then steaming them alive with a pressure cooker
>>215307572>>215307583So this is the powerful rork
>>215307587UM x
useless
gay porn wank on the cards
SUCK OUR COCKS?!
might as well go to bedfuck all else to do
>>215307617Talking about a 12 year old child btwYou don't hate this loser freak enough.
>>215307150Nice. I'm using LLMs increasingly myself but I just use online ones. My computer is far too shite to run models locally.
>>215307636No no...it's the other way aroundLorraine was...blowing...the Shah of Iran
>>215307649you should definitely give him exactly what he wants by giving him attention then shouldn't you
Where can I get an ai girlfriend
>>215307617Do the intrusive thoughts make you hurt yourself if you don't post these abhorrent paedo rape fantasies?
>>215307677"-4" means the age of consent (16) minus 4.
I'd like to do it over boy let me tell ya
bump
>>215307731No more /brit/No more of dishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBcbc8eWz6U
Harry styles is a fat little, common neek and running under 3 hours marathon isn't even impressive
>>215307801Ran many marathons have we?
fucking piece of shite
>>215307677
Emma Watson sex arse that poos.
You know who loved /brit/? It was Mihai. May he rest in peace.
Look at this fuckin' lineup!
>>215307818no Why would I want to?Sounds fucking boring
business idea: report for violating us law and give him zero attentionyou won't
The yanks got Cameron winter and we got stuck with Harry styles
>>215307854Ok I will
>>215307693no it doesnt
Harry styles is a right bellend tbf
the Sopranos covers such a weird periodthe immediate pre-9/11 Clinton/Bush period with its false sense of tranquility, then Iraq, then that bizarro period after Iraq but before 2008
>>215307844Oh! Mousey! They must have had free SIM cards at the Pokemon gym.
theyre being vicious and vigorousyelling stuff in patois
off to see oasis tomorrow x
sporking
Was arguing with Dadberg about some historical shite and he pulled the 'were you there?' card. Nearly pissed myself laughing
>>215307898yes it does
>>215307948blog on you boring bastard
>>215307948Well? Were you?
>>215306398good edition
Pizza was nice, ladsNot as good as a pizza shop one but still niceOn the cans. The lovely, lovely cans.Anyone else?
>>215307948you've never BEEN?
>Jaguar Land Rover to receive £1.5 billion loan from taxpayers to keep their shiteheap lefty business open after getting hacked by 12 year olds because they spent all their money on advertising to gays and blacks instead of cybersecurity
falling back on old vices (dr pepper)
>>215308020They were hacked by a sophisticated group, the same people that have btfo a lot of other companies recently
>>215308024raped
It's like the fuckin Sopranos in 'ere
>>215307948there will come a time where instead of arguing you'll go 'we never agree on this shite shall we just talk about something else' and from that moment onwards you are the grownup in the room and you can never go back.
>>215307334absolute banger of a movie, 9/10
>They were hacked by a sophisticated group
>>215308076UM x
>>215308024shove that bottle up your bumhole did you lad
>>215307563I'm just walking out the door for a night out with my mates (and probably going to pull) as I type this. Have a nice evening lads aha
>>215308094bizarre post
>>215308059not me
Lads, anyone got an iPhone? How is it compared to androidNow why is Canslad asking here instead of in the autismo tech general?Because lads, I trust you.
>>215307563having a quiet one m8. off to bed in a sec cos i'm going to have to go and do 8 hours on the cans for the oasis show at wembley tomorrow (got monday off toil).
>>215307948you were done matedon't come here looking for us to laugh at your dad when he done you like that
>>215308134no m8. no one has an iphone.
I’ll brap the world and melt with poo
WHERE WERE YOU WHILE WEEEE WERE GETTING HIGHHHHH
>>215308109not bizarre at all actually
watching jocko willik hes teaching me to become disciplined
>>215308134shitenever used one in my life and got one for worktheres not even a back button on it, if you want to exit a page you have to press the home buttonits a design feature so basic i was shocked how it wasnt there on whats supposed to be this amazing phone that every fucker spends a fortune oncemented my belief that you can spend a fraction for some android that is every bit as good if not better
>>215307937*looks at Canslad*How'd you get in here?
>>215308237same as you, through the runt flap
I love you guys I would.have put you in my will but I don't know any of your names
>>215308057theyve changed or amalgamated several names and some of them have been arrested so impossible to say if it's exactly the same group but >Co-op, M&S and JLR all outsource their IT to Tata Consultancy Servicesfucking indians are letting SIM swaps happen through bribery
>>215308094heh I get it
>>215308134I've got an iphone and I really like itjust a really good user experience
SOME MIGHT SAYYYWE WILL FIND A BRIGHTER DAYYYY
>>215308274my name is joey joe joe junior shabadoo
>>215306398Why does every woman wanna use me as a wallet? I swear it sucks but I just want a girlfriend not be used as a wallet
>>215308020it's so stupid man they didn't have cyber insurance but the government bails them out anyway because we live in a shit country
saturday night, as it were?
Epic reference man
>>215308274I'm Mr. Bean.
Officially on the Norwood scale lads. Can see me in Turkey in 5 years time.
>>215308274am bottom
16 stone bracket coming on strong
Avec un ciel si basQu'un canal s'est perduAvec un ciel si basQu'il fait l'humilitéAvec un ciel si grisQu'un canal s'est penduAvec un ciel si grisQu'il faut lui pardonnerAvec le vent du nordQui vient s'écartelerAvec le vent du nordÉcoutez-le craquerLe plat paysQui est le mien
>>215308391What’s that young boy doing in the bottom left
>>215308442thats wee rorke they wouldnt let him play with the other boys
sort of regret drinking tonight but im 5 tins deep so may as well seal the deal
>>215308457bless
>>215308458get the deal sealed
>>215308458alcohol doesn't come in tins mateit comes in BIG CANS
>>215308391Makes you think
Avec des cathédralesPour uniques montagnesEt de noirs clochersComme mâts de cocagneOù des diables en pierreDécrochent les nuagesAvec le fil des joursPour unique voyageEt des chemins de pluiePour unique bonsoirAvec le vent d'ouestÉcoutez-le vouloirLe plat paysQui est le mien
>>215308511grim
College football cuties with stinky, smelly booties on my TV.
>>215308391Looks like that non binary alien Riker dated
>>215308531Racist
Brighton looked absolutely awful today, proper bomb siteIf everyone is trendy then nobody is really trendy are they, think about it oh look at me I have a mullet and am wearing loafers, what's the point
going to have to start bringing my smelly semen encrusted laptop to college. gonna have to delete some stuff i suppose
emilia clarke sex arse
I am less interested in the football than I am the…ahem…student body.
>>215308555trips of falseness
>>215308555brighton raped us up the arse mate
sir rosalind eleazar
mate got himself an older gf and now she's pestering him about having a baby but they've only been together for 7 months. he's actually considering it too. mental. mental mental mental.
Cans?
>>215308433Me?A svelte 75kg and could probably do 30-ups tomorrow
We’re all fae somewhere !
Cheers lads
>>215308599corrrr
>>215308379just read this what a pile of bollocks too big to fail wankers
>>215308605it would take you an entire day to do 30 ups?
she went away for the holidays
>>215308600wish that was me. I want some chudlets so bad
>>215308511beautiful cymru roses
>>215308636mad innit why should the rest of us pay for insurance when our larger competitors get don't need to?
>>215308665incredibly foreign post
mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong gay porn
Watching college football lads.
not too fond of the corporate oligarchs tryna keep a young nigga down tbqhwyf
god she looks like she fucks like a fighter jet
I am a good person
>>215307535What's Guile doing then?
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
Thoughts on the Russian Liberation Army?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYYLkoWCiqI
genuinely havent got a clue what half of you are on about these daysgetting far too old for this
poo shite in my arse
well leftypol?
I see friends shaking hands saying I didn’t wash my hands after I doo doo.
>>215308665fwiw the correct version would be 'beautiful cymraesau dragons'
>>215308752Why do you defend the Belgian paedophile?
POOEY YOU'RE A POO MAKE A BIG POO PLAYING WITH A POOGONNA DO A BIG POO SOMEDAYYOU GOT POO ON YOUR FACEYOU BIG DISGRACEPOOING YOUR POO ALL OVER THE PLACE
>>215308779leftypol uncontrollably spaffing
>>215308779paid russian troll btw
>>215308779We live in fucking HELL
>>215306398Fuck Shaun The Sheep
fucking rodney as a middle name
>>215308779golly, what a walkable city
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756055436264265.webmleftypol morning routine
>>215308779this is a ghetto and central london looks nothing like this
>>215308837>for paid russian shills to make anti-british propaganda these days all they need to do is literally walk in a straight line for ten minutes while recordingthat's a bigger damnation of the uk than anything else you could've said
>>215308864Cope
>>215308864cope
the cans? sorted
hope i die in my sleep
hey now you're an all star
>>215308850you think that's a bit of the city people go to which is where you come unstuck you pig fucking mick. that's some residential town bit that has a local ethnic community cos similar people flock together which is why you like being around other pig fucking micks for example.
>>215308886>>215308898was at the albert hall and not a wog in site
>>215308779>Bustling high street>Women modestly dressed>No crime>Very religiousliterally Rorke's wet dream
>>215308608cheers pal
>>215308927>which is why you like being around other pig fucking micks for example.I might if things weren't the same over here, use your brain cell for a minute
>>215308847i knew someone who had that
>>215308928Good for you tourist
Can feel a cold coming on
>>215308964I live in central londonthe people you see in that video don't earn enough to live here
Dave
Reckon one of the worst parts of life is when two people you like and get along with absolutely despise one another, but neither has done anything severe enough to make the decision to cut one off over the other simple.
>>215308975gl just about getting over mine
>>215308981good thing they get housed, clothed, fed, and wanked for free
>>215308991out of site, out of mind
>>215308960you're proving you like being around other pig fucking micks by commenting lad. you don't want to be around the brown people in the video because they're not pig fucking micks. you are drawn to the pig fucking mick. it is in your nature.
Secure the realm
>>215309012>>215309012>>215309012>>215309012
>>215309008based
>>215308991not my problem
>>215309008upvoted.
>>215309018
Need are Emma to drop a deuce in my mouth.
bad job to ross :(
>>215309119>>215309119>>215309119
no job for ross
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