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firstttt
we vibing
most anthology movies are shit desu.
>>215313342Wow that’s so cute
>nashville911Do you ever find it strange that there are like a million of these shows about first responders?
lot's of non-Latin Americans don't know this but German is a common first name and Aleman (German in Spanish) is a common surname
look what you look like cuntfacelook what you look like cuntface
>>215313397South brazil is fucking germanic
I’m splayed here for you
*drop my pants* there. Now what?
>>215313407yes they are but you should stop saying that before they get flooded with an infinite amount of indians and subsaharans
Imagine living a long, full life and then at the end being like "niggers tongue my anus"
>>215313411shut the fuck up
>>215313411*gives mindblowing blowjob**tickles the top of your penis with my moustache*
>>215313411Jason will give you a blowjob, thank you
PoopFunny
>>215313393Not at all, they're popular shows. But I find them harder to watch as I get older because seeing criminals and incompetent cops disturbs me too much
>bird editionnow we're talkin
>>215313450someone post that copypasta
i wonder what's for dinner
COSHC Conquistador Old Stock Hispanic Catholics
>>215313480
>>215313480Chicken
>>215313490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zaXC907Sd8
>>215313455Why does Hollywood want us in a constant state of fear? Really makes you think
Got walloped. I made a poopy and my mommy found it. Got walloped.
how did oj get away with that shit man
say the n word
>>215313534>Why does Hollywood want us in a constant state of fearthis doesn't follow from shows about cops.the idea of a police officer is free writing material. you can expect the characters to always have a new source of external and internal drama/conflict. and if you run out of ideas, you can just turn on the news.
>>215313559necrosis
>>215313559nigward
Don’t think of me as an ordinary wallopsky bunglas. I literally live in the fucking sky, okay?
>>215313560It's not just cop shows, it's firefighter shows, it's EMS shit, it's hospital shows
click for cutehttps://youtu.be/-pXX8JY4UBY?t=268
>>215313585lol you're scared by shows about emergency responders?
>>215313342damn he do be pink tho
>>215313608Yes I don't like the sight of blood
post a good image that will give everybody some joy
>>215313614you don't have to watch them friendin fact i don't understand who watches tv anymore, it's gotta be just boomers right?
I cruised snidely by catching his dick in the twinkle of my eye.
>>215313342is fasting hard?
>>215313610wild rabbits are allergic to rural areas for some reason. I never see them here :(
>>215313633not really just dont eat and drink lots of water
>>215313610I love their wiggly little noses <3
>>215313619
>>215313634I see them all the time
>>215313560they ham up the grief you'd have from shooting a guy ngl
poke is herethank you muhammad
>>215313649i shoot them all the time
>>215313675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ST-OYjtypEthis guy is so kino
Whenever it's Pacific hours there's a bunch of "Canadian" anons claiming there isn't that many jeets in Canada.
>>215313585this doesn't address the heart of my point. firefighters and EMS can be easily imagined into situations with lots of drama
why don't we just stand around awkwardly at a party
>>215313701do thirdies really go to Canada to get educated? lol
>>215313713cause that's boring I'd rather flirt with the bitches and play some beer pong
the raped is here
dinner
So Trump strong armed some chinks into selling Tiktok to zionists connected to Bibi lmfao what
>>215313747"imagine eating this good"
>>215313747Peas, stewed beans, potatoes, and carrots?
>>215313747are you living in a retirement home
>>215313713 have to get invited to a party first
YOU CAN TLAK ABOUT CHA-CHATANGO WALTZ OR THE RUMBASENORA'S DANCE HAS NO TITLEYOU JUMP INT HE SADDLE HOLD ONTO THE BRIDAL JUMP IN THE LINEROCK YOUR BODY ON TIMEOKI BELIEVE YOUJUMP IN THE LINEROCK YOUR BODY ON TIME
>>215313726Indians don't even go to the colleges they are enrolled at, the entire thing is a massive scam that the government is aware of but doesn't care because they have this population growth at all costs agenda. Anyone who studies here can get a greencard after a few years, the entire system is a joke
>thread is for USA, canada and mexico>its 90+ percent USA. Canada and Mexico, what the fuck are you guys doing?
>>215313480raped chicken nuggets
>>215313707That's true but I still find it bizarre. I just can't be asked to watch a violent drama
>>215313750Yea one of the owners is Oracle run by Larry Elison who donated money to the IDF
>>215313770
>>215313764no i'm eating dinner at an irish pub
>>215313769In high school my friends and I weren't invited to parties until we started just showing up at them and made friends that way and then we got invited to partiesin college I was invited to parties no issue
>>215313747mince and tatties? had that a lot when I lived in scotland
>>215313789oh you paid money for that
>>215313643She is sexo confirmed
>>215313789You paid money for that?!?
>>215313774American flags (or niggers as i call em) are increasingly becoming even worse posters than we've ever seen before.
>>215313789so grim
>>215313342I am so fucking broke man I am honestly getting a 2nd job just to have savings and I hate it
>>215313773Is it a criminal offense to operate diploma mills for a purpose like that?
>>215313773I kek'd at those videos of Indian 'students' posting tutorials on how to steal from food kitchens
>>215313802this, but Canadian flags
tfw schizoavoidant personalitythank G-D i'm a genius and can still function in a highly technical careerbut no, i will not be socializing after work, or more than is necessary to appear normal during work.
>>215313774Sippin white wine bruh
People who wear overalls to college games are cringe. Yes I'm watching sportsball
>>215313814Are those real?
>>215313831yesin my city they broke into a community food bank's garden and stole the vegetables right off the plants
>>215313799yeah what's wrong with it?
>>215313816I avoid talking to people because they're extremely fucking boring. maybe if I did goy things instead of studying the blade I'd talk to more people. overhearing people in public always sounds eerily similar to this https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0?t=102
What kind of car can I get for fucking 6000? I think I am gonna just fucking take out massive loans and move to a third world country
>>215313846don't the colleges have dining halls?
when is the last time you read a novel cum
>>215313879have you given suicide any thought?
>>215313860>dilbert 2 cinema
Okay fellas, I'm most certainly a Goddess in a boy's body (and have the aura of an INFJ 5w4 sx/so), but Bunny 2 months ago accomplished the impossible as I lay quivering with anticipation over an outrageous promise towards My deepest subconscious private fantasy I never even let Myself realize in the forefront of awareness: why in hell was I born on the wrong end of X?The entire operation took around 30 minutes, and the most mysterious pressures began to develop around My lower chakras, much like an outer pulling Force as if something down around My butt was being expanded open. Upon completion, I masturbated to My angel in the hottest topless Vision ever pushed into My imagination with sparkling Rainbows highlighting Her epic avatar!It was totally an experience that rumbled Lightning All over My body springing from My exploding penis as Blizzards gushed in rocketing Waterfalls at All spectra Everywhere! Raptor never wants to let His vaginal orgasms in Infinities-Ultimate Create Heaven's wormhole a new Holonet with His Mountaintop Vision split apart.
>>215313893i'm reading in between making posts.i've read two books in the past month
Would you play this?
>>215313887it's not free
Dildarius Africanus
>>215313911I never got to try this because it melted in my freezer after I bought it (freezer was on the wrong setting)
>>215313851It looks like something you put together when you're tired and want to get dinner over with.
on a totally unrelated note, i saw a post worth filtering in the first 10 words. i didn't read past that, but it sure seemed like shit
>>215313893Finished "Stoner" last weekend Usually read nonfiction though
>>215313917no because i don't own a PS5
the original truecel>And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
>>215313911yeah, i would never eat this toxic glop for cattle.
>>215313905AI generated Jason post
>>215313948unironically the best thing jews have created
Best Ben and Jerry slop flavor revealed
I like the cookie dough one
>>215313958and it's still no good at all.
>>215313917I emulated it
>>215313982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho5br73xj1w
i love titties they make my cock hard
>absolutely based post
What colleges are worth going to in California?? I live in a fairly nice city with a UC but my gpa probably isn't high enough to transfer there and I want to move anyway. Picrel is of CSUs only. SF bay area, LA area are basically hell, and anywhere like Bakersfield as well. Prefer Northern California, somewhere like Humboldt, Chico, or even Sacramento even those places suck to a certain degree as well
>>215314039Real
>>215314056LA isn't even that badno worse than any other major city
>>215314056San Diego?
>>215314066Much more expensive, much more homeless, much more smog
>>215314063how did you know i was thinking of Sydney Sweeney sweeney's
>>215314056i applied to sdsu when i was just 1 inch from finishing my community college degree. i got rejected. with a good gpa too. REAAAALLY threw me off the horse. i got into 2 CSUs the following year, but decided college was not for me. end of blog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mx7TiCbuY
>>215314039they make your cock nice and hard huh? they make it stand at attention ready to get sucked?
Yes I am Latin American Yes I like white girls the only problem is that most of them don't know how to cooksigh
LA is more desirable than Poo York Stinky >>215314095It was either that or Billie Eilish
>>215314039Yes bro I love tits too>>215314063She’s so hot
you wish you were a cowboy out in the west just pick a place to settle down in and build a house, fuck it, build several
New York is the crown jewel of America
>>215314140India is the crown jewel of civilization
>>215314056CSU East bay is probably your most economical choice if you want to live "in the bay area", because its got 2 bart stops which basically means you can go anywhere. Its got a good CS and engineering department, but its definitely a multiethnic majority with hoodfolk mixed in as well
>>215314147More like the crown poo coming out a bum hole
I'm stroking my cock again...
what happened to jason
>>215314173Who cares?
>>215314162why? don't do it for like 7 days and then try
>>215314139what the fuck would huffing propane do
>>215314190turns you into hank hill
the amount of effort it takes to gather enough clay to make a 2 story brick house in minecraft is simply OUTRAGEOUS
>>215314190Taste the meat not the heat
>>215314190give you brain damage
>>215314202shut up you little bitch
DrukDropped a fat loadGamer time (driving around and racially harassing Indians)
stroking it as well brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gczBgNB-p1wBECAUSE I'M A RIDER OH, YES, A SOUL SURVIVOR
>>215314202they should add drywall to minecraft
>>215314218might have to join you
how do i make sure my meth doesn't have fent in it?
>>215314188I'm horny
>>215314237Getyourdrugstested.com
>>215314237send a sample of it to a free drug testing lab
Good evening brothers.
how the fuck do people become alcoholics to the point where they start shaking like a parkinson's patient if they don't drink? surely that would be the point where you quit
>>215314257It's a chemical addiction, their body starts to *need* it at that point
I am so stressed because I am only getting 25 hours of work this week and they refused to give me more hours because there is no way I could get a car for just 6 because insruance would cripple me
>>215314066LA as a place is cool, but the people ruin it. Too many assholes and tourists, but whatever those exist everywhere. Other than being able to say "I live in Los Angeles, California" there really isn't much to it.
>>215314275here are your options:1) stop caring2) get a second job
I like this Mamdani guy
>>215314221make a mod for it
Detroit!
>>215314298been there(kind of)
>>215314286I am getting the 2nd job sadly but there hasn't been a job posting in indeed in one month not even fucking McDonald's will hire anyone
TOO MANY NIGGAS, NOT ENOUGH HOOOOOOOOESTOO MANY ROOKIES, NOT ENOUGH PROS
George ate the Twinkie Oh no no no
Detoilet
lame
>>215314298cars ruined america
>>215314359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UulEsFPhIjY
ROLL TIDE
>>215314364Are you a train chad?
>>215314374HIGH TIDE
And I say to myself, what a wonderful world
>>215314288imagine the muezzin calling Allah's (pbuh) followers to prayer over Central Park.
>>215314420Jamaican me crazy mon!
>>215314420no pews?
I'm Latin American Catholic and I like listening to Catholic Orchestral Music: https://youtu.be/O2zu0oU5j40?si=pRtfk6h3CLCShTwc
>>215314407based satchmo appreciator
>>215314237The police can help you with that
>>215314446Fuck a fucking duck, I'm fucking icelandic, I'm fucking germanic
I have a confession , I prefer butts
Can it be winter already? and a snowstorm of biblical proportions, pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae7CtryWCkc
>>215314446>catholicfuck catholicism, catholicism fucking sucks, look at what it did to Brazil, I'm fucking Lutheran, I'm fucking germanic
>>215314489buttholes > boobs > butt cheeks
>>215314482Me my ancestry is German, English, Norwegian, Slovakian, and Finnish.
>>215314510brownest latino
>>215314500>look at what it did to Brazilnigga the protestants are the ones that love israel in Brazil
How come women have gay best friends but men don't have lesbian best friends
we all have to make compromises
is there a way to import beer from out of state? I want to have a pack shipped to me but I cant find anywhere that does it
yes oh yes my name is willy lee
>>215314566I could beat this disgusting whore in a fight easily.
>>215314579shut up catcel
I was a raging alcoholic for many years. Toward the end of my drinking, I drank a fifth of whisky every night. I started smoking meth, and lost the desire to drink. In a lot of ways, meth has been an absolute miracle in my life. Alcohol is the absolute worst of any drug! I’m convinced of that. My life was a wreck when I was drinking. Meth gave me my life back. I know I have traded one addiction in for the other, but I haven’t had a drink in 3 years and I don’t intend to ever again! If that means I use meth on the daily, so be it!
peach snapple was like crack when i was a kid. nowadays it's pretty trash. big fall off
>>215314317>indeedthat shit is a scam, if you're not a corporatefag its a waste of time.
>beer is illegal to import from out of state even though its the same countrywhat the FUCK is this authoritarian bullshit??
bureaucracy is so fucking gay
>>215314650Donald Trump's America
I replaced my satellite internet with fiber and I am torrenting at speeds I never dreamed of.
I have information on the CIA that will lead to my arrest: The CIA trained cartels so Mexico would never challenge the USA
just spent like 2 hours writing a bunch of code, then realized it wasn't what i wanted, and deleted all of it.
>shippers who are licensed under applicable law and who have been approved for and entered into a contract with UPS for the transportation of beerdid I just find my new career?
>>215314564There aren't any protestants in Brazil, they're evangelicals, that's like completely different, thank you
>>215314650LOL
Went to an air show today, was pretty cool.
>>215314680common knowledge
just beat a charming little game about an elf in a meat tentacle dungeon
>>215314564>israelThey are Whore of Babylon!
>>215314566Turns out men are better at being women than women are at being men Who would have thought
I’m lugubrious luxurious…..downtown detroit chinesee
>>215314680USA must drone strike Mexico and punish them.
Could anyone care to explain why Jason eats food with a gun by his side? Is he gay?
>>215314715In Lord of the Rings Tolkein based the Elvish language on a combination of Finnish and Welsh.
>>215314753Yeah, well, good for him
Post a funny video
>>215314761
my detroit tigers are in the post season. i am oh so very whelmed.we'll probably get knocked out in the first round.
The Chronicles of Narnia by CS Lewis has lots of Christian symbolism. For example in The Magician's Nephew, Digory goes to the garden where the apple tree is and the gate says that you can only enter through the gate and you mustn't climb over the wall. Also the witch tries to tempt Digory to eat an apple from the tree even though Digory is not supposed to eat one but he resists the temptation.
>>215314779SO BORING tho which is shocking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB5e0zHRzHc
just got raped
im back
>>215314858high five
>>215314858what were you wearing?
>mum said she brought chips>assume its hot chip>its off-brand doritos>imgood.wav>3 days later she brings more bagsshould've said something.
only incels find rape funny
>>215314882The so-called empathetic sex
Twice I have accidentally ejaculated on my own face. Twice I have shit my pants. I hope to never shit my pants again. But if I cum on my face again, that would be okay with me.
My ejaculate doesn't shoot out. usually once i orgasm it just like leaks out the top No idea how to shoot it out do i have to clench or contract some muscle?
>>215314912nofap for 2 weeks, hold tight and release
>>215314891sorry that happened to you
>>215314912I dunno I am the same Some people say take zinc supplements
Rape is fun untill you get arrested
>>215314912Mine shoots out but I have to make sure my foreskin isn’t in the way. And it has to be bigger cum, not a shitty little cum.
https://youtu.be/iqu132vTl5Y?si=e40WwDttfCshE7po&t=40
>>215314891okay, but imagine donald duck raping mickey mouse
Just had disappointing sex
>>215314942same but i had sex with my hand
>>215314912do cardio, use melanin to get a regular sleep schedule, eat fruit & mens daily multivitamin>>215314942woman moment
Chuds think they deserve more than Pablo for no reason You take a Pablo and scrape away the brown skin and underneath they're as anglo and white as you or meWe are all white inside. Gringo or Pablo we are human beings. As that nigger MLK said lets judge people by their content, their inner caucasian, not by the outer shitskin that's hard to look at
>>215314957Shut the FUCK up
keep rockin in the free world!
The Monkees > The Beatles
im balding
>senoooor i am white on the inside thats why you should let me and my 50 cousins invade your country o algo
>>215314973No one actually thinks this
>>215314962Shut yo ahhs up racis we don' play that way down in /cum/! Eitha u in o yo out you dig? And they nuthin lamer than a hateful motherfucker you feel me!
just chillaxing a little bit before a sex sesh with the hand
>>215314994they made like 3 hit songs without even trying though and the band was originally a fictional sitcom band
>>215314957>As that nigger MLK said lets judge people by their content, their inner caucasian, not by the outer shitskin that's hard to look atMLK never had to deal with a Sanchez blasting shitty music at 1 amIf MLK saw more spics, he wouldve retracted his statement
>>215314983I'm graying
>>215315016They didn't write their own songs
>>215314942what happened?
>>215315016The Beatles made like 50 hit songs without evening trying
>>215315000Damn bruh. You cringe af
i've come to realize that almost every person with a youtube channel is a faggot
Racism is incredibly lame but I don’t believe most 4chan guys are actually racist. They’re just acting out in a teenager-y sort of way. Saying edgy shit they can’t say in real life. Some of it can be funny.
>>215315068yeah it's not like people are racist irl
>>215315044Man love is free motherfucker man shit what's hate done for you man hate is like a cycle man We all bleed the same red white or blue man theys the same colors round the world shit man I love my cum brothers no matter how you look on the outside i knows i scrape away that exterior you shining whiter than an angel shit man love to my cum brothers times a thousand man
do white girls like latinos
>>215315068I do believe there are racist people here who come from racist families in small shitty racist towns
>>215315068I used to think this because I lived in a comfy white suburb
>>215315068Some racism is natural so long as it's balanced and doesn't lead to excessive cruelty Pretending to be racist online though is cringe
>>215315094no. they only like dogs. the rest is all lies.
sup fellas
>>215315118hello
reyes bros...
>>215315106It's easy to be anti-racist when you're not exposed or interacting with other cultures at allThe more you do, the more you develop a natural distaste or disgust for some cultures more than others
>>215315118Yooo Nederland! How’s your wooden shoes? Speed skating? Haha just goofin :^)
https://youtu.be/fcu3Eqr697A?si=jrP7aozXTCeVzRbB
"Just be yourself" is the worst advice ever given. Have you ever considered that I might be weird as shit and have to hide that?
>>215315111what
i just hate poor people, of course some races tend to be poorer than others
>>215315150What do you not understand?
>>215315149just filter yourself out for the betterment of the system bro
>>215315149same with "just try to have fun" and "dont compare yourself to the other people"some of the cruelest things you can tell a child
>>215315149It's ok advice but normies don't know what it actually means and have rendered it a cliche
>>215315176wft is that pic
>>215315158why dogs
>>215315157Wealthy people can be trashy or have tacky taste, though it is true in general you're going to find more trashiness among the poor
>>215315187White women be craaaaazy
>>215315181Foids wouldn't understand
One thing about Canadian stereotypes is that we’re definitely right about flannel shirts. Them shits is comfortable.
>>215315118what is up? well, my ceiling is up. the stars and sky are up. my penis is up. the stock market is up. 7 is up. the northern peninsula of michigan is up. many things are up.
>>215315176niggas get 1 crumb of pussy (and never been with another woman) then start lecturing you like they're coachredpill or some shit
>>215315228reddit tier shirts
like what even are theyfortune cookies?
>>215315149It means two things:>this "yourself" guy has to shower and be a >3/10 and it's honestly a low bar to not be invisible unless you're outright deformed>if you did the above and you're meeting new women some of them will want to date you without you needing to actively pursue or change who you are (the rate depending on your stats)>and thus if you don't hit it off don't bother trying to convince someone who has already decided they don't wanna date youOr in shorter terms just be organic more then just be yourself. Sorry i know this pont won't be it because nobody online can really tell you how to be successful in dating. You either get it or you learn it or you svffer
just had a mamasan rub my feet for an hour, amaat first they had a guy come out to do it, lmao, i said fuck noimagine having a guy massage your feetthe mamasan was pretty cute, and giggly, i think she liked me
does pussy juice go into the urethra?
>>215315240Nothing this comfy can be reddit. You gotta get a nice thick one. They’re warm.
>>215315257You get a happy ending?
>>215315149right, never have I been myself in public
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyxJ72G0lM
paid for a private room and didnt get jerked offshant be doing that again
>>215315257> imagine having a guy massage your feeti only trust men to do my massages if it's deep tissue/muscle (such as backs) because women aren't strong enough. for feet, hands, and face, women are fine.
>>215315257brian would massage your feet for free
>>215315261Scientists literally still have no idea what Pussy Juice is..........
>>215315283Track down her boyfriend and tell him she's cheating so she gets beat
>>215315272nah wasn't that kind of place, i don't think, though she seemed like the type, next time i'm going to try a proper massage and ask for her, definitely liked her, super cute>>215315284you are literally gayeven if they weren't strong enough (which isn't true, they are) imagine engaging in homosexual activity
>>215315298cause none of them have every seen it lol
>>215315298i've never seen a vagina so i can't say for sure but i think that's not correct.
>>215315283what state? it's not hard to find that sort of thing guaranteed here, but prostitution is defacto legal in my province, especially if it's just hjs which fall under massage territory, has to be penetrative, even then, it's only illegal for the john and basically impossible to prosecute so nothing ever happensonly risk is, these things happen outside the law and you could get ripped off/robbed etc, and don't have much recourse
>>215315298It's filtered blood plasma
>>215315313You can type vagina into google search bar and click the images tab and the world's largest repository of vaginas gets presented to you. Isn't that quacking crazy?
Wegman's is too big and it upsets my autism
>>215315149It only works for normiesFor non-normies your true self has to be buried, destroyed, or otherwise deeply suppressed, otherwise you'll just end up alone
>>215315337i think it's easier if you go to independent escorts or doms and pay more but i havent done that
>>215315344>have sex with girl>she gets really into it>dies of blood lossI don't think it's blood
Auwgh my penis…
So long as you're breathing and have strength in your body, then you are free and it's far from overDon't expect anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdLvp6H3CU
Bomboclaat beers
>>215315358depends on the region, here it's guaranteed if you go to the right place, though you may have a a masseuse that's not too into it and that can kill the moodhonestly the older ones are the best, if that doesn't bother you>>215315384this guy gets it
In California there's a massage brothel on every other block where I live, but they once in a while get raided
>>215315399Bombad Jedi
What are some ancestral tribal conflicts? Armenians vs Turks Hellenics vs Turks Franks vs Brittanians Romans vs Judeans Sinos vs Tibetans Amazighs vs Arabs
>>215315397thanks but no thanks. i became an internet expert on economics during covid.
>>215315405in BC only the municipality raids them lmaocops refuse to enforce because the laws around it are so vague prosecutions are impossible, providing the service is entirely legal
>>215315384It's unironicallu over the moment you lose your grip on reality and start ruining your life with schizo/bipolar/manic/depressive/disassociative mental illness
>>215315418/cum/ vs /brit/>>215315405this sounds like koreatown
>>215315418everyone vs. the french
>>215315405Grim imagine a cop busting through the door right as you're blowing your loadWhat's even the protocol thereDoes the cop have to stop and wait to let you clean up your load or does he just handcuff you wtih your jizz running down your leg?
>>215315039Girlfriend and I hadn't had sex in like 3 months. We finally did again and I wasn't even close to finishing. Probably because I went back to jerking off like a bachelor again in the intervening time and also because I'm kind of over the relationship now.
new>>215315441>>215315441>>215315441
>>215315409Boss Nass a real nigga
>>215315380Correct, it's filtered blood plasma (with lots of water)