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>>215315569you woke up at 5 am to post such a nonce editionshame!
Good morning sirs.Had a schizo dream. Was a kino but don't know what to make of it.>>215315569Grim edish.
>>215316573I stayed up until 1 am playing tainted grail so I dreamt I was dungeon crawling and using blood magic, except for some reason in my dream I was fighting mummies in an Egyptian tomb(this isn't in the game at all)
I don't know what's with the OPs as of late. It is like we've been cursed.
>>215316731Then people wonder why I make 75% of the edishIf only mods didn't prevent you from making qt editions
>>215316802It is unfortunately a permanent ban, but on the other hand I don't often wake up early enough to be able to make one myself anyhow.
>>215316731It's just a joke, I find it funny, I don't even think the video is real, just an edit
>>215315569rangeban Portugal (except for Portuchad of course)
>>215316731>>215316802It's time to take the matter into our own hands
>boutta start a hike>realize I have the wrong shoes OVER>>215317607You can make 11000 edish with the birds species
>>215317706>when they do
>>215317706>this summer>event at local club near my neighbourhood>street full of "parked" cars(cunts just leaving them on the side of our street and calling it parked)>having a real hard time manoeuvring to park home>random neighbour I talked maybe twice in my life comes out and starts giving me directions with his handsglad to know there is still some goodness out there in this messed up world...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDxpZRrO_kA
>momberg needs to use account website3 for work related stuff>can't remember the password despite me telling her 10 times to write it down>okay, let's see if I can get a new password>for that I need to log into her account on another site>she can't remember that password either despite me telling her at least 10 times to write it down onto a damn paper >okay, let's log into her gmail account and start from there>can't ask for new password on website3 as she can't remember password on website2 AND website2 is absolutely NOT linked to neither phone number nor gmailFuck my life. Going to waste a shitton of time trying to figure this out next week.
>>215318489Well it's her own damn fault now she'd better start writing those passwords
Shit OP.Successfully wingmanned at the wedding (for a woman).>>215317554Nwahposter is nice though and the student portuanon are nice though.
Hello /med/, my wife just posted.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK7fQBTLBYc>>215317678shit, I hope they're good enough.>>215317989>>215317706Courtesy on the road is so important I feel like. I love being surrounded by nice drivers.>>215318489Same thing happened with my mom. I'm considering installing the Bitwarden extension for her.
Cons of living in the countryside>Everything is full of dust no matter how much you cleanI think when I lived in the city it was enough to clean the house once a week
>>215299707Dunno who that was but based
>>215318802Could be Brune or Twinko but don't believe it to be either.Probably the new french poster.>>215318783Yeah that's true, pets don't help either.
>>215318134Peculiar.>>215318766It's the ones I used in Asia (when I wasn't in slippers), not difficult terrain here so it shouldn't be too bad.>>215318802It's the brunoidI took my binoculars
>>215318904Did you see noteworthy birbs ?
>got told again to take meds award>>215318721At least she learnt the lesson and will now properly collect them all.>>215318766>less than 1k subscribersI assume you are on of them fr fr.
>>215318134spooky. What did you mean by this?>>215318904Should be alright then. One thing left to do: enjoy the woolk!
>>215318489>tell parent to do X>"my spawn can't possibly give me sound advice, I will do the opposite"Yeah, my mom does not write down her passwords and expects me to remember them.>>215318766I installed Bitwarden for my mom and she never bothered using it. Hopefully it's different for you.
>>215318995Just do the third strike rule.Help them at first.Help them the second time, reminding them you already explained everything the first time.Don’t help them the third time and remember them about the previous two.You’ll start noticing them pick up the pace. Managed to make my grandpa a phone pro like this.
Good morning frensCoffee time ;)How are you?
>>215318979>I assume you are on of them fr fr.Of course. That's the least I could do for my sweet, lovely wife.>>215318995Guess we'll see how it goes. I gave my mom my old laptop so I expect it to give better results than the shitshow phone management can bring out with boomoids.Also kinda fucked how your parents don't trust you on technology stuff.>>215319077Sound advice for headstrong boomer parents.
>>215319180>sound adviceYou just need to survive the psychological warfare they’ll employ on you the first time you attempt this technique.
>>215319230Might be a med parents thing, mine are quite respectful on that front luckily.Like when I give them advice on stuff I do actually know, they accept it with pleasure.
>>215319292Mine also seemingly accept it, but then ignore it after that and don’t like when I refuse them help because I’ve already told them the same thing three times before.
Your opinion?
>>215318987Just saw it on YouTube and wanted to share it, also it's Halloween in one month
>that feeling when your uncle's ex-wife appears in your femdom-themed dream
Worrisome.
>>215319553King Alfons ate too many chicken tendies
Ah, yes.
>>215319654That did probably make his fall a tad heavier.
>roommate told me I got into a schizo tant yesterday when I showed up home drunk, screaming about the people in my computer
>>215319553Health is a process, not a state. After all>>215319659>the great works which he will never see finishedTragic indeed
>>215319077I do that except I don't tell remind them of the previous times.>>215319180Yeah, my mom uses her phone a lot but she doesn't really understand it. She also doesn't listen to my advice, I've given up completely when it comes to telling her to lock the screen when she's not using it.>>215319421Don't really care. People who have kids can also feel lonely be it because they not have friends to help them or because their kids don't care to help them.
>>215319809The point here is the hubris of the woman.
>>215319877>women dumdumOld news.
>>215315569Good morning gents, today fhe electricity supply will be cut off from 7 am to 11 am to repair some stuff in one of the electrical plants where the city's energy gets powered. And my computer is finally starting to not work at all and turns off on it's own.And suicide cases are fucking insane, every day someone tries to die.Don't know how I'm gonna make it through frfr.>>215318979Why should you take meds again? Are you depressed or anxious or have rage attacks?If you can avoid being medicated, better. If you really need them, get 'em.
>>215315569>wake up>neck hurts>nonce edition in /med/>>215318134Reminds me of these videos:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHPysRp8FWgI see we're all getting in the spirit of Halloween early this year.
>>215319177Morning lad, I am also enjoying a morning coffee
>>215319378>>215319392>>215319421Life is cruel to some people. I'm sure there are both men and women who end up childless even though they wanted children. Also I reckon there's a massive element of luck which determines our lives, because our lives are largely determined by our genes, and we don't choose our genes, it's just sheer luck which determines our genes
>women acknowledge my existence>sob story about needing gas>>215318965Did not go yet, will probably see long legged birbs, I'm no expert so I won't be able to identify many of them.>>215319378Year of that article? Probably already dried up>>215319553Why is Richard wearing Santa hat?
>>215319392She's just the female version of me.
What is the most /x/ or schizo thing you believe in, /med/? Like the antichrist, the moon landing being fake, shapeshifters, anything alike.
>>215320551He likes Christmas.
>>215321014liked*
>>215320354I love this video. Feels like a memetic curse in the Simpson universe.>I see we're all getting in the spirit of Halloween early this year.I hope I can wake up early enough for my usual Halloween editions.
>>215320842For me, it's simulation theory.>it doesn't make a le heckin' difference, chud!It's still true though. The more advanced we become, the more complicated our simulations become. Give it another 10,000 years and humans will have GPUs that can accurately simulate galaxies at the subatomic level. This is also to say nothing of the fact that human beings have a strong desire to simulate false realities and escape into them. It's more likely that this has already happened than is yet to happen.Also, eldritch horrors that live in galactic voids.
>>215321053Oh, that's the kind of stuff I see in the corner of my eye when I'm very tired, or it's nighttime and I'm alone, or if I'm severely stressed. Boy I love having an overactive imagination and bpd and being under constant, severe stress!
>>215320842I won't tell you or they'll get me.
>>215320842I don't really believe in /x/-tier stuff, I believe in the scientific method
The sloppa.>>215320354Kek, well made on the police map>>215320842Grand remplacement :^)
Total council death.
>>215320842nothing really
Another Jihad on me.
And a crusade for the kingdom of Maghreb announced.
>>215322006Ah, we're doing the Greece thing now.
>girl sends me cute picture of her in her new dress>I masturbate to itDo girls know guys masturbate to their picsEven the non outright sexual ones
Interesting dynasty. I better hide my character.
Venetians changed the crusade target for this. Wow.
>>215322196probably yeah
>>215320842>>215321851samereality isn't so exciting>>215321726Emmental cheese is nice doe, I eat it straight from the block or in thick slices on butter bread
>>215321053Literally me :D>>215321106So we live in our own simulation? The beings who created our current one (X), who live in a simulation (X-1) created for them by beings (X-2) who are to them what they are to us, and the beings who will live in the simulation (X+1) we create for them, who will then create simulation (X+2) for beings who will be to them what they are to us, and so on... ad infinitum (when and where did it began?), are essentially the same beings? And we are them? We always have been, we always are, and we always will be?#fractal_reality#recursive_destiny>>215321669The scientific method isn't something to be believed in. It must be used for our own purposes (mainly for satisfying our alethic desires and needs), like any other tool. Unfortunately, in the field of metaphysics, the usefulness of this tool is somewhat limited :|
Jihad ssuccessfully repelled. Catholic Africa is safe.
>>215322574>The scientific method isn't something to be believed in. It must be used for our own purposes (mainly for satisfying our alethic desires and needs), like any other tool.Well sometimes when someone says "I believe in something" it means "I have faith in that thing" right? So I would say I have faith in the scientific method, and its ability to discover true conclusions. Hopefully I'm making sense and not just being stupid>Unfortunately, in the field of metaphysics, the usefulness of this tool is somewhat limited :|Someone might pose a metaphysical question like "is the universe we experience real, or is it just a simulation" and they might argue that science can't answer this question. Is that the kind of thing you mean?
what's everyone up to today? I'm bored and doing nothing specialnext week is only 4 days at least since Friday is national holiday in krautland
>>215319975>Why should you take meds again?Depression.Momberg really wants me to take meds and is telling me that my state is going to only get worse if I don't do something with it (which is true), but I don't want to take meds.>>215320842Kike magic is real, but it filters most people who learn about it and instead of learning how to do supernatural shit they just turn schizophrenic.Do NOT look up a certain rabbi named Abulafia who said he would ask G-d to punish the Pope if he was not willing to convert to Judaism and instead would attempt harming the rabbi. Do NOT look up a certain Pope's date of death confirmed by the Vatican. Do NOT look up the date when Abulafia arrived at Vatican confirmed by the Vatican.
>>215322949>what's everyone up to todayVisited grandmaberg. Plus I'm under the spell of the big sad rn. Going to shave now and I'll clean the bathroom later.What about you krautcel?
Quack.>>215322322Was wondering what was wrong with Mortain, until...>>215322477Historical at least>>215322611Hopefully the next step of your master plan is not shipping them to EVROPA>>215322949Woolking
Giwtwmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759054474002297.webm
>>215322949Struggling to do my Japanese reviews done. Might play Cloverpit later.
>War for gavelkind.
Pic through binocular (not at the park)It's tough because of the center being too bright>>215323261Hardly penetrating her doe?
>>215323373Woops.
>>215323202>Visited grandmaberg.that is nice>Plus I'm under the spell of the big sad rn.relatable, any particular reason my man? hope you get better.>Going to shave now and I'll clean the bathroom later.did that too earlier, some other chores too. guess doing that at least is better than nothing.>>215323208>Woolkingnice>>215323263are you a weeb or why Japanese?my coworker is a weeb too and learning Japanese. I like him though, we both chill a lot at work and nobody snitches.
>>215322949I cut my index finger and now it’s more difficult to phone post. Stupid onion.
>>215323261She’s fat.
Thankfully it is sunny today.
>>215323423>are you a weeb or why Japanese?Yes. Also because I enjoy learning languages and doing so stimulates the brain. The actual reason is to learn so I can do a working holiday visa there and actually speak to people.
>>215322949very boring weekend for me
>>215323463fug, speedy recovery>>215323667same here, but I still don't feel like going outside really>>215323726sounds nice, but really toughhow skilled are you?>>215323847it is like that sometimeswhatcha doing? just resting at home?
>>215323343Treachery successfully put in its place.
>>215323904I never feel like it, but I can't quit the walks.
>>215318766Saw April Fool’s Day with the succubus yesterday after the wedding. It was absolutely hilarious and the premise was kino, thank you for the recommendation gman!
Stinkbug scared the crap out of me
>>215323949that's good desudo you go on walks just like that or do you listen to music or podcasts while at it?
>>215319378>Mediocre menShe hasn't heard of the phrase "beggars can't be choosers". She looks like a man wearing a wig and is 63. She's going to have a hard enough time as is finding a single man that makes as much as her much less picking for attractiveness or social status (i.e non-mediocre men). Hopefully the cats will keep her company.>>215320842We need to start building temples for cats again
I'll ask ChatGPT to write me a filter for /int/ so I spend less time reading shitty threads.>>215323904>how skilled are you?I've learnt the syllabaries and know a bit over 200 kanji. My listening skill is the most developed one, my speaking is the worst since I don't practice speaking and have no one to practice with. I'm taking the N4 exams in December, it's supposed to be easy, so as long as I stay motivated I'll be okay.It is definitely very time consuming and takes a while to understand how the grammar works.
>>215324285
>>215324361Chat-gpt spewing bullshit when he doesn’t know things as usual.Does he know about succubi, office qts and catnigga for example?
>>215324361I'm worried.
>>215324423How did you catch a glimpse of the world as seen by booma’s eyes?
>>215324402Too specific for him
>>215324027I do it raw.
>>215322477actually kino
Safe to say that Outremer is not happening in this save. Hispania has been of great help.
>>215324464I thought ChatGPT did not have access to post-2022(maybe 2023?) information on the internet? But he's quoting today's thread. Scary.>>215324450I'm turning 30 next year, so I've gotten an early access pass. The white monster addiction has been successfully installed in my brain for a few years now.
>>215323966Nice, I'm very glad you guys liked it! ;)If you want another cool underrated 80s slasher, The Burning is really great.It features a young Jason Alexander from Seinfeld and I found him great in it.
>>215324623>I thought ChatGPT did not have access to post-2022(maybe 2023?) information on the internet? But he's quoting today's thread. Scary.Maybe they changed it so it can search the current internet. Other AIs can do this, like Copilot and Google's AI mode
Not a single Crusader state remains lol. Had we went to the Maghreb instead of Greece, then maybe we'd actually still have that one around.
>>215324464>w-w-we’re reaching AGI>basically a glorified search engine kek
>>215324619Zamn, nice reconquista.
>>215321106Huh, that's a new perspective on the simulation theory, I've always heard that people just say we're programmed to do certain things and people are like NPCs, which feels a bit dehumanizing.Would be insane if every single human on Earth were able to create their own universe in a parallel dimension. Imagination is one thing, but that being reality...>>215321579Kek, understandable.>>215321726I've heard of that one, the grand replacement. How did it go again? Was it kind of like the rapture? A lot of people are saying the rapture's gonna happen soon but...We all know.>nothing ever happens>>215321669I can't help but believe in some things that just depend on pure instinct and pattern recognition (no, it's not against jews kek), I wholeheartedly believe in the scientific method and think that finding evidence with trial and error is the best way to confirm things.The issue is there's still things we can't explain and confirm fully with science, yet. Wonder what'll happen when the day comes.
>>215322861If so, I apologise. That image/quote from the earlier message provided some context that I should have ignored>Is that the kind of thing you mean?More or less. In general, this method is great and so far humanity has not invented anything better. However, we must be careful not to fall into dogmatism and make science a caricature of what it really is (i.e. a kind of pseudo-religion, as some atheists tend to "believe")https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=japBNRP47-8
>>215322196I only know my lover masturbates to it, but anyone else, I doubt it.>>215322949I'm gonna probably- well, first I'm gonna make lunch, some homemade pasta with pepper and green onion, then I gotta be present in a videocall with some friends and my alternative therapy therapist, and then I'll try to dissassemble the pc to see if anything is loose. Or ar least when the electricity returns I'll try to see if it still is working incorrectly.>>215323159Hmm... Honestly the biggest downside of depression meds are the libido issues, but you do seem quite depressed, Magyarino. You're constantly talking about how being single and autistic is affecting you.Maybe you should go to a good therapist too, to learn better self-care behaviours and to stop boycotting yourself socially.
>>215324814Hopefully they keep going South.
>>215324464kek it read my post
>>215324154>We need to start building temples for cats againI wholeheartedly support this motion and I am willing to be a slave like in ye ol' days and be whipped (and moan) to make beautiful temples for kots.Kots are mythical creatures and I won't hear complaints.>>215324690As far as I know it can search the current internet but should supposedly give advice based on what it was taught previously.
>>215324992Wikipedia french outremer article is surprisingly interesting compared to Latin state in Orient article btw
>>215318489This is why it's very nice to have eye scanning or fingerprints tied to your accounts.>But muh data!If a person is important, that person will be spied on anyway.
>>215324665One more for the backlog, thanks.
>>215325219I always keep my passwords written in files or physically, or in messages, or different places where i know only I can search them. Most I know by memory, but I still track them in case I get one of them mixed up.
>>215324928>More or less. In general, this method is great and so far humanity has not invented anything better. However, we must be careful not to fall into dogmatism and make science a caricature of what it really is (i.e. a kind of pseudo-religion, as some atheists tend to "believe")I'm an atheist but yeah I don't want to turn science into a religion, or make it dogmatic. Surely part of science is to never turn any conclusion into a dogma. We might have some conclusions that we think are well-supported by evidence, but future evidence might require us to alter our conclusions
>>215324829>I can't help but believe in some things that just depend on pure instinct and pattern recognition (no, it's not against jews kek), I wholeheartedly believe in the scientific method and think that finding evidence with trial and error is the best way to confirm things.>The issue is there's still things we can't explain and confirm fully with science, yet. Wonder what'll happen when the day comes.Definitely there are things that science can't yet explain. When I talk to religious people on /his/ they sometimes take a view such as "science can't tell us where the universe came from, therefore we need a supernatural God to explain the existence of the universe". But I would say that science might one day discover where the universe came from, or what started it, or whether anything came before it, etc
>>215325519Most browsers have password managers and there are even separate password managers.Keeping a copy on paper is smart, I do it too.But not for me, this is in case I die and my relatives try to open my computer and phone.I don't want to inconvenience them.
>>215322949I went to a nearby coastal town with my family to see the street market, then we had lunch in another nearby coastal town.It was full of guiris but I don't blame them, the weather is very agreeable at this time of the year.
>>215325613I feel like maybe two things could be together at the same time, kinda like science fiction. Maybe there is something bigger out there that caused a chemical, atomic, some kind of reaction. Maybe we're leftovers of an already ended universe that restarted after heat death. Maybe nothing will happen once this one dies.I'm just grateful I managed to see so many great things while alive, and that I still got a lot of things to see.Like today for example I saw a big ass bombaclat german shepherd dog together with a little girl, the dog followed me and let me pat it. The girl warned me though that it can bite, so I was careful.>>215325635I do use chrome's password manager to be honest, but I still keep track of things just in case.I might have to store my important info on my pendrive now though, since my PC's hard drive seems to be near it's end...
I hate it whenever there's an event that I feel that I should attend or feel like I would like to, but I obviously don't and feel bad about it. I'd delete my shitbook account and say "ignorance is bliss", but I like knowing what's going on in terms of local news.
>>215326102>Maybe there is something bigger out there that caused a chemical, atomic, some kind of reaction. >Maybe we're leftovers of an already ended universe that restarted after heat death. Maybe nothing will happen once this one dies.>I'm just grateful I managed to see so many great things while alive, and that I still got a lot of things to see.>Like today for example I saw a big ass bombaclat german shepherd dog together with a little girl, the dog followed me and let me pat it. The girl warned me though that it can bite, so I was careful.Yeah my perspective is pretty similar to that. There could be God out there who made the universe, I don't think that can be ruled out. I just don't currently believe in any gods and I would probably only believe that a god exists if I come across strong evidence which indicates the existence of a god
Antidepressants taken, internet is back again, computer is behaving well, maybe it's not gonna be such a bad day after all.It is still subject to change though.https://youtu.be/Lrle0x_DHBM>>215326525I guess the only evidence I have is based on a karma-like system of good and evil, I was raised Catholic, did the communion and got baptized as a kid and teen, and... I don't know. I guess I fall into the agnostic category, I think maybe there's a God just because there's good things.Yeah, there's a lot of bad things too, but the fact that there's so much good and so many beautiful things, even grotesque things that others find awful, yet I find beautiful, is already evidence that it's worthy of admiration. Might be ignorant having faith in these times, but I feel like more than ever people need a reason to keep pushing through. Idk if through faith, but at least holding on to something good.Jesuits were based btw.
>>215326839Polluting scum.
this is Kaw-u-tz, a Caddo Native American(circa 1906)say something about her and her culture
>>215327472what's wrong with uploads nowadays geez
>>215327472'do on the 'log
>>215327472>>215327499cute tbqhalso I'm an injun boo anyway
>>215327499Very cute. Reminds me of some persian paintings somehow. Maybe it's the eyebrows.
Keep losing Wingspan games even though I play good
Spent 3 hours laying in bed and 'eeping.>>215324943>You're constantly talking about how being single and autistic is affecting you.Honestly, it's the autistic part and being a chud, not the single.>Maybe you should go to a good therapist tooYou see, the problem is that I started going to therapists when I was 14 and they absolutely did not help at all. When I told them a problem, they would just tell me what the fuck ever they learned in school without understanding the problem itself then called it a day. If they can't even understand, how could they give sound advice?
>>215329119I wish I could sleep half as much as you do
>>215323904came back from my incelrun, I hadn't run for two weeks so I had no staminaI suppose I'll watch Milan-Napoli tonight
Walked
>>215329373>>215329422basadissimoI think I'mma do some incellifting now too, then eat dinner and perhaps do an incelwalk afterwards
>>215329119>Spent 3 hours laying in bed and 'eeping.Man, I wanna give you a hug. It's okay. Just... Don't fight against it, man. Let it happen. Society is going more to shit these days, allow yourself to feel the feels.You already work so hard everyday to stay healthy and strong and to keep working despite feeling like life's dull and bland. You're really strong, Magyarino.>being a chudI feel like from all of the thread you're probably the less chuddy though. More like very average-chud, almost like what I'd expect of an educated argie person of our age~35 inclusive.>without understanding the problem itselfSadly a lot of therapists are like that... My alternate therapist is very direct and strongheaded and she uses full body focusing, and some other techniques to get us more connected with what we're going through, and we use art to express what we have in our minds. Kinda like dialectal behavioral therapy but more creative. And it's uplifting, too.What do you think would make you happy, Magyar?>>215329422I'm gonna start my intermittent fasting now, I ate a good portion of lunch and now it's 8 hours without eating! Just drinking liquids and tea/coffee if needed!
My mom bought a toothpaste that looks dark grey and tastes like what biting ice with gingivitis feels.I tried to brush my teeth like usual but now I feel like I have the artic pole in my mouth. ouch.
Hello frensI'm having my second coffee now. How are you?
>>215329965I'm alright, wbu?what's your sleep schedule like if you drink coffee at this time?
>>215330095I sleep at 00:00 or 01:00. Im usually wake at 7 in the morning. Also I sleep for 30 minutes in the noon when I'm too sleepy
>>215330189sounds normalguess I'm overly cautious with caffeine
>>215329201Meh, I only sleep this much on weekends. On weekdays I think it's usually 7 and a half hours tops. Maybe only 7.How long do you usually sleep fren?>>215329657>You're really strong, Magyarino.While I don't feel that way, thanks for saying that, 'gentinette.>What do you think would make you happy, Magyar?Ultimate blackpill incomingEither nothing or I just don't know.> toothpaste that looks dark grey and tastes like what biting ice with gingivitis feels.I love toothpastes that make it feel as if your mouth was an iceberg ngl.
>>215326630>I guess the only evidence I have is based on a karma-like system of good and evil, I was raised Catholic, did the communion and got baptized as a kid and teen, and... I don't know. I guess I fall into the agnostic category, I think maybe there's a God just because there's good things.>Yeah, there's a lot of bad things too, but the fact that there's so much good and so many beautiful things, even grotesque things that others find awful, yet I find beautiful, is already evidence that it's worthy of admiration. >Might be ignorant having faith in these times, but I feel like more than ever people need a reason to keep pushing through. Idk if through faith, but at least holding on to something good.Fair enough if you were raised religious. I wasn't so maybe that's why I'm a godless heathen. Anyway yes I think there are good things, but whether God is necessary in order for good things to exist, I don't know>Jesuits were based btw.I can't say I know much about Jesuits to be honest
back in italy after 3 yearsgotta sneak in those 5 day vacations when you can, am I right?first impressions: man napoli is such a shithole, just got off the station (garibaldi plaza I think) and this place looks straight out of Luanda but somehow with even worse driversMilan and Venice gave me far too positive an image of shitaly
Absolute unitShe won't even fit in magyanon's wet dreams
Already night time
>>215332528Millions must sleep to be strong tomorrow.
>>215331793I thought he only liked them very dark
>>215332557If they fat enough they get a pass.>mfw seeing a tight body with hand drawn eyebrows
>>215332552I wish I had a doppelganger so that he'll go to the cagie in my place
>>215332621>hand drawn eyebrowsKill it with fire is my motto.
Ate pasticcio for dinner, deliciousWhat about you /med/?
Met this gatto
>>215333376He looks like he got reincarnated into a kot and remembers his human life
>>215333259Going to an izakaya to drown myself on nipponese goodness (not sushi).
>>215333409That's very specific
>>215333453like what?
>>215333499Was he friendly ?
The latest acquisitions:Kabylia in the west and Alexandria to the east. The river Nile has been reached. My vassals in the west enjoyed the idea of expanding further westward, so they're currently giving the Almoravids a hard time.
>>215333544Nipponese women
>>215333563This Byzantine Africa bothers me a lot>>215333561Came towards me, petted him a bit, then he ran a bit and rolled on the floor Was about to go pet him some more but a car passing by scared him a bit si he stopped rolling and then I just left
>>215333569grim
>>215333544Sakana basically.Several very small dishes like chicken skewers, small ramen bowls, grilled pork belly, salty vegetables, etc, all accompanied by alcohol, usually sake.In nipponese culture, sake acts as a substitute of rice at izakaya because it's made of rice. You can also drink beer or stronger spirits if you want.An izakaya is basically a japanese bar, like a tapas bar in spain. It's where the nipponese sararyman go to get drunk after 18h of grorious work.
Is there a way to avoid everything india related on the internet. Even this fucking board is just india spam. Does it evet ficking end
>>215317554shitalians deserve a rangeban a lot more
>>215333666Interesting, I didn't know any of this
>>215333706How do you say "it's over" in Hindi ?
>>215333742>50 more yearsPutin might have finished his war by now
>>215333629I am also bothered by the fact that the pope just called for a crusade for Egypt. I could and did change the target to Maghreb which is going to be a waste but anyway.
>>215333376Based cat
>>215333376>walks towards youDid you pet him?
>>215333894Switched it to Persia, because why not.
>>215334017>>walks towards youAlmost posted this with the picSee >>215333629
I want one of these ugly bastards
>>215334037How does the crusade works in ckII? It's like a general declaration of war ? In eu4 you simply get a bonus if you're in war with the target
>>215332557>>>215333259Had a frozen tesco finest caprese 'za. Sad how it mogs most of the local 'zerias except the shitalian one.Also, tried they mayonaise the 'bergs bought at Eurospin back in Croatia. Holy fucking shit it tastes really good. I know we eat literal shit imc, but I still soyjak whenever I try food from abroad.
>>215334094I should really read the thread before I post.Glad you petted him, but make sure you're carrying fresh shrimps in your pocket next time in case he's hungry.
>>215334145Pope declars the crusade and select a target kingdom, which is usually anywhere in Europe or around the Med which is not under Christian rule. If pious enough, you can change the target of the crusade. The crusade doesn't start immediately of course, as one waits on as much Catholic rules as possible to join in, and in the meantime you choose your benefactor, who will take the land in the new crusader kingdom according to your contribution to the crusade, and also donatw money which goes to a price pool that goes to the leaders after a crusade is won. Crusade starts, and if won, the benefactor of the leader that contributed the most, militarily, becomes the king/queen, followed by dukes and counts. Something like that.
>>215334421Typos galore. I hate phoneposting.
>>215334421Interasting, meanwhile I will be at war with ottodogs, get the bonus, and some retarded pope change the target so I lose itBonus includes soldiers being slightly better so you might even lose the war because of the target change
>>215334486Stop complaining, beating the ottomans is easy if you have done things correctly
Chicken ramen, fried shrimps, pork belly sandwich, hot sake to down everything.
>>215334543I don't have as many hours and I'm too lazy
>>215334579And for dessert?
>>215334688>asian desserts
Fatmids attacking me mid-Crusade.
>>215334592Ottomans are a tough nut to crack, ignore that nagger.There are two ways of beating them.Beating them before they take Constantinople, by planning the early game around that.Outscale them before you meet up with them.For France it's mostly the second, since you can expand faster than the AI by playing well, even with their superior armies you can win by numbers.Then with some countries like Venice or Aragon you conquer Constantinople before them, then you just have to trap their armies in Anatolia, and later if you want you can restore Byzantium.And starting as Byzantium, there are a few guides for who to do it.And then there's a secret third way, their troops become equal to western troops around tech 12 and worse by 18, and later on they have disasters in the age of absolutism.
>>215334486Looks like we're both fighting Turks.
>>215334592If you are playing as France you have 500 combat bonus because of Elan and stuff like that
>>215334688Yet to be decided upon, what is our recommendation?
>>215334757Tried a bit Byzantium recently>ally Albania>ottomans make them unally me and declare warBeside I just hate the stupidness of war in that gameThe battle.last for idk how many days, troops multiples provinces away can come and you just end up with their whole army in one spot but attrition somewhat doesn't matter
>type something into wikipedia>"uhm sweetie, it's a conspiracy theory and by the way if you believe in it you're a far-right piece of shit"'ick
>>215334952May I ask which topic this is that Wikipedia has deemed to be a conspiracy theory
>>215334828My recommendation is this post: >>215334722I think you should leave the Japanese restaurant and head to your local British eaterie and ask for either an Eton mess or some freshly-made bananoffee pie.
>>215335188I've been looking at "gates" recently, like gamergate, elsagate, pizzagate. Technically only one of them is a conspiracy theory to be fair as the other two are a controversy and a campaign.
>>215333706I wish
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>>215335453We don’t have such eateries, they’re too revolting for our palate, sorry gatonegro.
>>215335188Those I mentioned and ofc the elephant in the room too, the great replacement.
>>215335698She probably was hedgehog'd before
Epic.
>>215336178Lmao they're getting Jihad already.
>>215335470>>215335945I see. I think I am not knowledgeable enough myself to know whether pizzagate and the great replacement are conspiracy theories or not
Desserts not eaten.Small bottle of sake taken care of (200ml).
Absolute bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD3v1B_aXw0
It is fun randomly coming across real life historical dynasties that are in one way or another connected to Malta’s history.