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DENOUNCE THE ANTICHRIST
what would you do for a klondike bar?
>>215317726ok i denounce the antichrist, don't see what i would stand to gain from not doing that
i can't sleep motherfucker
>>215317739...you're the antichrist, aren't you? don't tempt me, demon!
>>215317747good. if you fall asleep ill abuse your nipples
Saars sisters, our response?
>>215317802One time on the train a guy who had evidently just picked up several orders of Chinese food opened one of the containers and had his dinner right then and there. I LIKE Chinese food, but in close, closed quarters and surrounded by other people, it stank.
>>215317818>>215317844>>215317869VPN/proxy avatar
>>215317894Nothing wrong with that
>>215317921Ackbar the Dead Terrorist...VGH.
Before I go to sleep, I shall declare that GTA 4 is by far the best GTA.Good Night.
I'm unironically attracted to fat black women
>>215318014to me it's >don't be too fat >have a giant ass/tits
me so horny
black women look better (than white women) when they go be freaks like that. not saying I dont enjoy that picture THOUGH
Watched a really good video yesterday about how people look up how much an “average salary” is in their field, then fail to understand why they’re always under it.
>>215318330>tfw making less than average salary as a janitor
It’s homosexual how violently drunk my cock is. I’m a retarded cunt. I need to fuckin flatline myself, chooms.
Drinking til 5am feel so good when you ain't got a friend in ya ear telling you they care about you
>>215318372imagine the outlier janny guy must be a cleaning machine
I just ate a day’s worth of food in 4 hours.
>>215318514ok nice boobs what now
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C9CkvAQkQLs
actually yogurt is the same pH as a vagina
>>215318447thats hot
maybe you can put fruit flavoured yogurt on a girlfriends tampon and have her walk around with it in all day so you can eat it out when she gets home with colliqual silver in the yogurt. like if you mix it in (or mix in platinum, because that is inert unlike copper)
and that should be a social right and im gonna do it
a social accepted. social green flag
just realized im in /cum/ this was about something else >>215318421thats hot also I didnt tell you I love you aaaall day yesterday so...
Damn! The thread died instantly.
>>215318808It's about to get even deader Goodnight
just so everyone knows, the Mexican posted to /brit/ this week and got 0 replies and despite that went on to dictate his progression or stoppage (of posting ITT), which further got 0 engagement :) that is why
Ordered the skewango and cheese
ACHmed my mistake.
I whoagxisted dunger daing. To me there is nothing better than eating fruit. Omph it’s so juicy sweet and water. I’ll be so stretched soon too. Mmph
I was a timid and scared little boy. And even though I’m a man now and I’m not weak, I still sometimes feel that way I once did.
>>215319458Same honestly. I think I wasted my childhood.
>>215319412whatever that means BTW, I love you! I love you, have a nice day
The fast is over. I ate a big bowl of beef stew, a burger and a cinnamon roll.My headache went away almost instantly but I can still feel the blood running through my veins if that makes sense
why is video games are so much fun to play when i'm employed? throughout 4 years of uni and 2 years neeting each gaming session either feel like a chore or a total bore. i still collect fanarts and being a fan of those game, it's just actually playing it hurts so bad.gooning and scrolling was more appealing when you're a neet.
>>215319959Were you trying to see how long you could fast for? If so, why? –t. corpulent
>>215320236I was recommended to do a 36 hour fast once a month to force ketosis and purge toxins or something. You should probably google the benefits because I'm still recovering and my brain definitely isnt at full capacity
>>215320323Sounds like a lot of stress on your pancreas.
Pan it. Can understand it? Ban it.
Let's just enslave all the Indian immigrants.
>>215320343People live off keto diets... why do you believe entering ketosis for a few days would be significantly worse? Do you think humans evolved to have 3 meals a day?
>>215320381Stupid American. You don't know what you're talking about. If everyone lived like they did 10,000 years ago we'd be living to the age of 30. If you want to induce ketosis you just need to get rid of carbs. I get that everything turns to sugar in the body but going without anything just to force ketosis for short periods of time over and over is a lot of stress on the pancreas.
>>215320472>Stupid American. You don't know what you're talking about. If everyone lived like they did 10,000 years ago we'd be living to the age of 30.
>>215317929
We’ell I never did got to be not never alive hahaha. It doesn’t matter. Nothing has ever mattered. The howling void is so fucking loud - FUCK! haha....oh I don’t know maybe you carve out a little alcove out there somewhere that feels nice. No different than an animal digging a hole in the ground to die in. It’s not something you can ever forget. Death and loss are too terrible to even imagine. I know I can’t bear it.
*loudly moans*
Maybe I should quit all my vices and take upon myself the life of Christian ascetic. Through fasting and prayer I may find God. Sounds hella dope.
>>215321126Life is about new experiences, couldn't hurt to try
saars this is very rapist to india ,,
twitter and reddit screenshot posters should be hung
>>215321213orale vato why ju being rapist ? this is very rapist gringo !!
Alberta just joined the union!
>>215321616They’ll have to rip this leaf flag from my cold dead hands
>>215321166Telegram is so weird with their microtransactions and collectible Snoop Dogg blunt emojis and stuff
Do people just make posts on twitter then screen cap them then post them on 4chan? There's no way there is that many losers who are scrolling so much that they see random tweets by nobodies and think "damn I should post this on 4chan and reddit", right?
>>215321778Yeah that must be it
https://youtu.be/AbT_fYi46Uoits out
>wake up>immediately get a Charles horse in my leg
>>215322020This guy takes credit for other people's work and refuses to pay them after
>>215322575based
https://youtu.be/ef568d0CrRYWatched this and as absolutely homogay as it sounds it was actually a masterpiece of modern cinema
>>215322963lol this looks pretty cool actually
drinking covfefe and watching a tv show
>down to last 2 snus pouches>out of weed>only have $20 in my bank account>crypto sales money won't transfer in until tomorroway dios mio I'm in shambles
Have any of you ever taken pictures of yourself for a dating app? How did you do it? What sort of pictures did you take? I need to take new pictures because I no longer wear glasses and also look a bit better now, but I have no friends to take picture of me.
>>215317698Honest to God I am dreading the fact I have to pay rent because I only have 6011 and I have to pay 300
In church
>>215324038you chuds are sick
>>215324050Catholics are generally less chuddy
'lics are the biggest chudgrifters out there
>>215324038i was suppossed to go this morning but i overslept
>>215324080Because they've been judaised. The Pope has referred to tikkun olam a lot which is talmudic, not biblical, so it's no wonder the catholics greenlight faggotry and kissing nigger feet
Need to figure out how to do multiplayer minecraft
>>215324205US Catholics have leaned left for years
I been taking k2 and d3 for a month but my tooth still hurts
>>215324438the entire planet leans left ever since jews brownified every country and promoted buttsex
what's for lunch today? for me, it's bolognese
hello. time for church
I deserve this
I haven't gone to church in 16 years
>>215324869Dilate
>>215325043cope, chuddy.
I’m a board certified chud grifter, operating mainly out of the Bay Area, but licensed in four states.
imagine if a giant spider woman trapped you and made you her bf
>>215325253that would be sad
>>215325253
First post of the day
>>215325403Congratulations! It’s only downhill from here.
>see that all of the devil may crys are 70% off>remember that they basically said fuck you to their original fanbase when they released DmC>mfwhttps://youtu.be/xwTu2bpcZ3w
Funny how those people will go to Church and pray to God but no matter what they do, eternal hellfire is already guaranteed.I swear to God, these people will hear their own baby scream during surgery and say "it's sad". They bring their own babies to snuff torture and think they will not burn in the deepest pits of hell for this.
>>215325496But now he can’t get penis cancer and stds and it’s so much more hygienic
>>215325496That baby will be able to pee hands free for the rest of its life while you cope and seethe in your hospice bed while a 24 year old brown mental patient cleans your foreskin for you
You'll cowards don't even eat braised pork
Are college students really struggling
>>215325319>penis belittling
>>215325645not a fan of pork
>>215325677They really think they are
Feel it's about time I reinstall CS2.
>>215325527Look in the mirror, disgusting freak. The white coating on your tongue that you haven't cleaned in 70 years has rotted your brain.When you boomers are gone the world will celebrate.
>>215325677i'm really really struggling. i can't verbally express how boring is the shit i study
No matter what voice you choose, your character always does an infuriating bitch ass scream wh n they die in Elden Ring
>>215325756The more and more muslims you import into your country the more and more the rate of circumcision in your own country will increase. You are losing the war.
>>215325787Not my character, it must be personalized and just knows youre a bitch nigga
It's wild how Gen x and boomers will call you entitled when you say the job market is shit
>>215325910you sound entitled
to fap or not to fap, that is the question.
going to put 1g of abv on buttered toast
>>215325817You need to tell muslims that it's a jewish thing and they might change their opinion eventually. It's not strictly necessary according to islamic law.It's so funny when brainrotted zio-boomers use the "cleaner" argument when cleaning your tongue is 30x the nuisance and takes 30x longer than washing your dick.
i fap only before sleep
>>215326125What is up with you and cleaning your tongue? Do people in germany have dirty tongues?
>>215326175he's vietnamese, not german
>>215326175What up with you and your obsession with a "clean dick"? Are you too poor to afford showering once a week?
I've got this pair of comfy pants that I sometimes wear when I sleep, but every time I wear them in bed, the bottom parts always end up around my knees. This has happened literally 100 percent of the time I've worn them in bed.
>>215326313I'm so White you can see my blue veins shimmer through
i love having a poop and fart fetish. not a jeet in fact ive hated jeets ever since i was about 4 or 5.
canadians be like>hold up let me make an absolutely dogshit post
>reinstall tinder>set my phone down for an hour>come back to 5 new likes>the average weight of these women is easily over 250lbs
Eating watermelon, an apple cider donut and a few pieces of 85% dark chocolate
>>215326864>eating sugar, sugar, and sugar
>>215326881im coming off my 36 hour fast i need glucose NOW`
>>>215326881>>eating sugar, sugar, and sugar
>>215326893>making your first meal out of a fast a bunch of sugarwhy did you even bother fasting
>>215326881Good.
(Notice how he doesn't deny the allegiations of being a boomer. Just one more attempt to fuck over the young before he spends his final years soiling a diaper while being nursed by bangladeshi and congolese migrants)
>>215326914my first meal was beef stew, a burger and i forget what else
>>215326778what the fuck one of these girls is actually attractivethis has to be a mistake
>>215317698They are more unemployed people than job openings
I've had 3 companies call me and ask me to apply to them but I just ignored them all
I was streetviewing some Mexico City slums and this was the view on one of them, honestly kind of nice. If this neighborhood wasn't literally a step above shantytown I'd kinda fuck with it.
>>215327572Picrel
https://looksmax.org/threads/softmaxxing-science-every-softmax-ever-for-looksmaxing-science-speculative.1478500/
>>215327572Mexico City is rapidly gentrifying (read: developing from a third world shithole to infrastructure you'd expect from a capital city in the 21st century) so it's only going to get nicer.
All it takes to take over ANY hood is one white boy with a little bit of swag
>>215327680I don't really think it'd get that nice unless there's massive infrastructure projects and readily available housing options. That's how America got rid of its shanty towns and tenement blocks. The Mexico state simply doesn't have the monopoly on violence needed to reform that much.
All it takes to take over the WORLD is one kiss at a time, it's a victimless crime
>>215327782https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv9oqihEFnI
>>215327591>>215327572looks like a favela dude
>>215327853It is, favelas are just the Portuguese word that translates to something like "informally sprung-up slums". The only difference is that this was in Mexico.
had some yogurt after the other sweetsbody feels amazing right now, like a constant orgasm
>sweets for breakfast
>>215327880to be honest, brazil is mexico too since it's south of the us
>>215327880In English such settlements are called "shanties" or just "slums". Here's an American slum from the Great Depression. We still have shanties, but they're mostly a rural thing with cities more likely having tent cities. My cousin grew up in a house like this, and would have to visit his local church for showers.
>>215327911technically dinner for me as I go to bed soon and get up at night to go to work tomorrow
>eating breakfast
>Eatingcouldn't be me that's for sure
it's really insane how many good bands never reached any level of fame and exist only in archives to be listened to by dozens of autists like me
>>215328178Being a good musician was phased out decades ago. Companies only care about being able to market you on tiktok or instagram using 10-15 second soundbites and before that it was ringtones
Sometimes I tell myself I should slow down on the drinking then I see my coworker who gets a whole week end of sex without leaving his room for just being himself then I tell myself Im not chuging enough of this liquid haram
>>215327932those are wooden shacks, separate from each other, a shantytownfavelas/slums are made of brick and are densely packed close togetherwe don't really have slums in this country, closest thing is housing projects, but they aren't informal constructions so i don't know if they count
>every single day think about how much I want pussy>pussy pussy pussy I need sex aahhhhh I need pussy>get on tinder>cute girl likes me>immediately get cold feet and can't bring myself to match with herwtf type of mental illness is this and how do I solve it
>>215328407That's just semantics. Hoovervilles were slums consisting of informalized housing. Favelas are only made of bricks because bricks got cheaper during recent Brazilian construction booms, They were made out of wood prior. All a favela is is a Brazilian slum, they aren't special.
>>215328566hoovervilles were closer in spirit to the modern homeless encampment than to a favela or indian slumthey weren't built to last
>minecraft is $30 to this very day 16 years after release>almost never goes on salethe country of israel is to blame for this
>>215328920That means it's like $20 now accounting for inflation>Paying for minecraft
You have been visited by the dreadful gothjeetRepost this to 5 other threads or you will be bitten by an Indian vampire tonight
>>215328920I swore i bought it for $20 around 2010 or 2011 and I think I remember if you bought it back then you got all subsequent versions for freethere is a 0% chance i remember or could recover that account info though
YES IT'S FINALLY HOT OUT. Fr*ck the rain
>>215328920When I got Minecraft in 2011 it was free.
>Do your balls hang low?>Can you swing them too and froo?>Can you tie them in a knot?>Can you tie them in a bow?>Can you swing them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?>Do your balls hang low?
back from church
can't wait to move back to Latin America and only be surrounded by Iberians, Italians, Germans and Mestizos and I never have to see an immigrant face ever again
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the... Minneapolis
The breakfast
>>215329293what latin american country are you from?
i want to sexo hot milf neighbor
>>215329385>We're giving billions of dollars of aide to this
>>215329425not going to tell youthe last thing I want is for immigrants to know about the european enclaves in latin america and start immigrating here
>>215329156Not a big fan of this art style
>>215329293why dont you move to europa?
I was going for an incelwalk and one of my neighbor’s pitbulls was unrestrained and barking at me. I turned around and went the long way home
>>215329487I just thought it was a cute comic
>>215329523Big fan of this gif
>>215329443I taught my pet wolf to meditate.Now he's aware wolf.
I had a dream where I murdered someone and was sentenced to life in prison. However the prison cells looked more like hotel rooms and we were all immortal for some reason. Also a black prisoner kept threatening to rape me
>>215329602>Mutt's law
>>215329498Europa has been completely overrun by asian and african immigrants (especially indians) and is now a shithole. Plus the rest of the world doesn't know about the aryan faustian enclaves of latin america so jews are less likely to spam immigrants into our borders
>>215329635Good luck mate!
What’s the point of a serial killer taking a plea deal in states without the death penalty? You are getting life in prison either way
Looking forward to the robot Holocaust. Ironically the gauss chambers will probably have wooden doors.
>>215327591imagine the coronas and cheap whores
Growing up is realizing you always had a choice and you still do. I chose to stay seated and say nothing, I chose to be here or play video games, I chose to be a loser who experienced nothing rather than someone who lived. You always have a choice and I chose wrong.
>>215329879don't flatter yourself. nobody ever wanted you around. you did the world a favor.
so tired buds
>>215329920>09:24:32 No.215329920>>215329921>09:24:31 No.215329921wtf....
catberg has been laying in my lap for half an hour already. i can feel the positive energy he is spreading to me
>drank a whole bottle of mead>No hangoverGood morning sirs
Remember that no matter what the world throws at you, you decide how to approach the situation. You're in the driver seat and should always make the choice that makes you the happiest, not the most miserable. I hope you have a good day, Anon.
I dont know how cricket works but i noticed that india and pakistan are playing a big game today and I like to see the seethewhat the fuck does this scoreboard mean
>>215330057morning
cumsexpenis
Another shooting just happened Putting my money on com faggotry
WARNINGWe have a DefCon 1 situation. I ran out of lube. No more lube.
>go outside >see "men" who look worse than me with gfs >see "men" who are weaker than me with gfs>see "men" who are shorter than me with gfs>see "men" who have a lower IQ than me with gfs >see "men" who make less money than me with gfs >see "men" who have a worse hairline than me with gfs>see "men" who have a worse jawline than me with gfs>see "men" who have a lower canthal tilt than me with gfs How do I not feel intense hatred at all these people?I gymmaxxed, I looksmaxxed, I TCmaxxed, I statusmaxxed and yet I get nothing in return while all these "men" that didn't do anything undeservingly get the only thing I desire.
When the lambs is lost in the mountain. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.
>>215330600>mormon church shooting3rd lefty shooter in 2 weeks confirmed
>>215330413I want to kiss you
>>215330653okay
>>215330600>>215330670>dead abrahamistsLet's gooo!
>>215330653blow yo head smoove off
>>215330693im not gay
>>215330612What do you need lube for?
>>215330754tires
im nonbinary but i want a vagina soooo bad dude
>>215330831faggot
>>215330831Explain in detail why you describe e yourself to be “non-binary”
if i pick up heavy things over and over maybe women will finally like me
Apparently Goatse, the oldest living goat clone, died today. He was 28 years old. RIP to a legend.
>>215331028rip
eating spicy sausages. rip tummy
My name is Ja'Tavion
>>215331327Hi Ja'Tavion I'm dad!
>>215331028that fucking dick holy shit
did you know cats have barbed penises
true
>>215317740Not him but the whole point of the anti-Christ is he's gonna have a lot of followers, the majority of the world in fact
