nice cup of tea edish
Genuinely reckon that being raised by a single mother has given me an Oedipus complex
>>215319070TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
>>215319094yes m8 no need to shout
might actually be drinking too much water
>>215319648How can it be a virus link surely you’d have to click something else to actually be infected unless you mean a phishing link
did anyone reply to my grandad fell out the guard tower joke? I didn't refresh before the deletion
online safety act is quite good when you think about it. Don't want another generation of runts like you lot who've been watching japanese fart porn four times a day for 15 years do we? Get the porn banned
Lol why'd the thread get nuked
>>215319648no one is going to use that site unless this site gets banned here (it wont)
First reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks
>>215322214someone posted it again
everything is so expensive nowEven basic things like white chicken or eggs cost a ton
>>215322211do you take turn about working on weekends at gchq or what?
>>215322197Maybe if you clink on the link the page will run a malicious script
Well Rorke?
get the nurses out
>>215322274Bro is mad desperate
if hes such a patriot why did he let those pakis rape all those little girls
>>215322274The patriotism meme needs to stop, the country we’ve been turned into since 97 can only be managed not loved
right so the janny deletes the last thread for belonging on /pol/ and what do you guys do? Start posting about politics again. Wont you learn? wont you FUCKINGA LEARN?
rorke will still find something to complain about
>>215322274Breaks my heart to think people want to send hard working people like Precious back to where they came from
keir you need to get out there with a new strategy, call them racist and say you love the country because it has pakis in it
>>215322380Fuck that bitch ass janny nigga he won’t do shit to me
>>215322214Someone did a sieg heil
>>215322274doctors and engineers to nurses, teachers and neighbors
>>215322274>our nurseshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YvXfgGaVrcs
There is no solution it will only get worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AbEFloifG4
LIVERPOOL
PP (Pooing Presently, alternatively Presently Pooing).Taking questions on the matter.
So...does she just not care about the environment any more?
absolutely starving but there are visitors over and i need to do a "practise walk" with a dogno idea whenno idea when they're leavingstuck. stuck in limbo.
>>215325302im on origins not odyssey
If Southgate hadnt missed that pen in 96 Blair would have never been elected.
20 years inside and not a fucking peep... and for what?
people can talk shit about boomers but the rock music from the 60's and 70's was brilliant
https://youtu.be/ez1cn8d28_8?si=zMhC3w6lTTLnQoHz
>>215325325thats what i meant
>>215325412this guys mate raped a white girl as well
>>215322395wouldnt need new towns if there was less peoople
>>215325412Those bloody racist wankpuffins!
>>215325446expect a knock at the door for this post pal just not on
>>215325404yt cope
>>215322274dont reform only want to deport illegal migrants though? or am i wrong
>>215322274They are not my friends.
You lads should watch 'The Rules of Attraction' from 2002, it's really good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvG1TCyikM
>>215325486Obergruppenfuhrer Farage wants to put all brown people in camps to genocide them
The modern age is brilliant if you love to consume and live freely>Endless food options which can be delivered to your door>Can easily travel anywhere for cheaply>Easily accessible entertainment such as music and video games>Women are sexually liberal and you can shag about>Life is easy, convenient and comfortable
>>215325302Hitler didn't want to take over Western Europe.
Get the greenbelt paved.Get the commieblocks built.
>>215324891no way some superstitious africans are transporting a person internationally to london of all places for a ritualprobably killed by an elite pedophile and thrown in the river
favourite line from a fillum is where one lad has a gay jamaican mate and at the end it turns out he's a poof and he's been hiding it because he thinks his friends will disown him, and one of them says 'why didn't you tell me you were gay? you told me you were black'
Never forget the 72
>>215325516This hasn't been true since 2008 lol
honest2betsy is so cute, wish i had a vintage wife or played accordion
>>215325547take it to reddit next time
>>215325554who?
>>215325560it's more true today than it was back then
>>215325554TREEZA
>>215325574They died because whitey didn't wanna build the block good for the blacks
>>215325568no (You)s on reddit lad x
>>215325516Travel and food are way more expensive than they were about 10-15 years ago. Like double the price.
I'm unironically in my late 20's moved to east London, don't have any mates from London and work in the artsAlso if you ever ask me about where I'm from I'll tell you it's better than London
>>215325639no more cockneys any more eh lad
>>215325502>This was a normal week in the 00'sWe have fallen so far
>>215325516i wonder why mental elves have gone absolutely through the roof in every developed country then
>>215325662Nah and it's a good thing desu that accent is fucking awful
hasba lala?hasba lala elndoneto?
>>215325663reckon the late 90s and early 00s were a golden age for yanks who wanted to enjoy prosperity at home and then come to europe to dick about like they were GI's in ww2now everyone seems to roll their eyes at their tediousnessshame really as I think they're nice chaps and chapettes
reform said they will provide state mandated trans gfs to ALL gamers
>>215325591good gimmick this was
/brit/ is pro neocoom general
>>215325591I still find it bizarre the love in white middle class people had for stormzy. Where do I know you from was good and the video in the park but everything after was awful
>>215325412Really don't understand why these people can't just accept that mass immigration is what is leading to right-wing backlash and that the more they give support to the replacement of the natives the more vitriol and extremism will growIt's like they want to complain about racism, which is valid, but at the same time say racist things about White people and desire their replacement as revenge. You can't have it both ways
I had two bockles of Timmy Taylor's and I have just finished the second one. I've got three hours till nanberg cooks tea. Should I walk to the shop for more beer? It'll have to be some foreign lagerslop as they don't really do ales
>>215325705proper weird uncanny valley face
>>215325705am I transphobic if I like the idea of using one's mouth for sexual pleasure, but don't want to see or touch their willard (or she-willard if they have one)? It'd be quite nice to have a feminine man who'll satisfy my urges and then fuck off home
>>215325728Most people like immigration however
>>215325639I hope you scurry back to your provincial town burnt out with a drug addiction
>>215325626Doesn't affect you if you're not poor>>215325671Because everything I listed comes with compromises and negatives
>>215325325its on game pass so im doing it a bit backwards, going to play odyssey next
>>215325639surely it'd be easy to make friends in london
>>215325769nah you're just a bent freak
>>215325773whats the negative of life being easy, convenient and comfortable? seems more like unmitigated praise
>>215325769thats just gay
Bonnie blue
proper weird uncanny valley faces mentioned
>>215325704They were the last golden age for everyone. Everything was accessible before they became overcrowded and destroyed
>>215325773Ah right so life is brilliant if you've got infinite money and don't have to work? Striking observation Confucius. Fucking world-shattering. Do you have a book coming out by any chance?
>>215325771Most immigrants like immigration yeah
>>215325744psctim
>>215325744thats what my 20s looked like in uni tbqh
>open back door for 5 seconds>massive bluebottle flies in the kitchenFUCK OFF
>>215325789>>215325805phwoooooarrrr thanks lads
>>215325772I'll scurry back to my provincial town with all my money>>215325783I've got loads of mates but they all moved here too No interest in getting to know "locals" as they're all freaks
>>215325769would feel weird having a girl with a bigger willard than me sucking me off
If the GDP line doesnt go up people will go hungry.
>shareholders of major UK energy companies received at least £70.7 billion in dividends between 2010 and 2025 alone.It’s just not on bros
>>215325811hate how she's in absolutely everything, so annoying having to see her ugly face plastered everywhere on the BBC
finger looks like it was up someone's arse with nicotine stains
>>215325852I always enjoy your angry responses to me posting her, lad, as I feel the same pain. Does anyone like her? Other than women, of course.
my gf has a peng willy
The only way to really reverse immigration is to improve the countries where these people come from so they go back, like how lots of poles have gone back. The state of other countries isn't our problem though, and we shouldn't make improvements for them, but they won't do it themselves otherwise they would have already, so...
It's a genuinely amazing feeling to stand on the Dockside at Liverpool, and recall that between 1830 and 1930 more than nine million people passed through en route to the New World.
>>215325860lol I get this have to scrub the skin off with a pumice stone still it comes back within a couple days anyway
>>215325851High demand and supply is tight. Of course they're making a profit.
>>215325852on the WHAT?
>>215325909The time for "reversing" immigration ended in the 1990s.
>>215325944Only one of three places to have its UNESCO world heritage status revoked.
>>215325962why?
>>215325948Nah just make it cheaper fuck that
>Farage is actually going to be PMmental
>>215325986based retard
>>215325944sad that it's full of deano tier bars and restaurants these days
>>215325991Is he? When does the election start? Next week is it? No fuck off
>>215325909>reverse immigrationDo you really believe that could ever happen? More than a third of all births in the UK are now non-white, let alone non-British, and one in six people was born overseas. 200,000 people have come over illegally in the last couple of years, and that's just the ones we know about.You really should learn to embrace diversity and enjoy life, because you're set up for disappointment if you think a WASP homeland is ever coming back.
>>215325982There are too many here now for it to be reversed without mass bloodshed.
>>215325991More in common literally collects their data from users of free giveaway websitesIt's worthless
>>215325991The next election isn't due for four years. Farage will never be PM, nor will any Reform MP/candidate. Labour will rule for the next twenty years at least.
>>215326009Preferable to it being filled in, as was proposed.
>>215325639Wherever you're from will definitely be better than London, so feel no shame in saying so.
>>215325835>"locals" as they're all freaksoh :(
>>215326014>>215326015People always whinge about the weather etc. If Nigeria suddenly becomes a paradise maybe they'll piss off back there.
What's the /sp/ copypasta that goes like 'Is the game already over? No it's only half-time'
>>215325981Why?
You got many Vietnamese girls in the UK?
at least the line used to go up when we imported them now what is the upside
>>215325991>Immigration down>Pensions triple lockedThe City will throw him out quicker than Liz Truss
>>215325732More beer will always be the answer. Especially if you live with your nan.How old are you, may I ask?
>>215326014>You really should learn to embrace diversity and enjoy life, because you're set up for disappointment if you think a WASP homeland is ever coming back.It will come, but not by reversal
>>215326094Nigeria's population will explode in the coming decades, from ~230m today to ~400m in 2050 and forecast to peak at over half a billion by 2100All the Chinese investment in the world won't make it worth returning to for millions of people in an established 1st World country, however shitty we think things are
>>215325898makes you wonder who's the gf here
>>215326115Because they fucked it up by building a load of hideous buildings on the historic dock front. Pigshit thick scousers
>>215326146I'm only visiting nan and I'm very old
My kid brother Marky... just a kid
>>215326187that ventilation tower in the middle has some weird statues on it, like that idol from archive 81
>>215326131there are a surprising amount of illegal Vietnamese immigrants, really fucking weird considering we have zero connection with them at all but the fuckers are still sneaking in
>>215326187Was this to do with the guy(former mayor?) that got arrested for taking all those payoffs?
>>215326226Vietnamese gambling at my local every single dayIt's like they live there
Are you a smart fella or a fart smeller
>>215325944mad my ancestors could have moved to the usa and got first class migrant treatment for being english and protestant but instead they decided to stay in liverpool
>>215326258they're one and the same x
>>215326258a farter me
Poos I've done today have been literally insane
If you move to London and want to be accepted as a propa Londoner go down your local shithole pub and make friends with the local criminal class and tradesman
>>215319070get the tea dranked
>>215326192> Visits nan> Has her cook tea for him while he swills beerBased.
>>215326213scream
>>215326267should've become mormons like willard romney's forebears
>>215326299cor
>>215325981For reference the other two were a wildlife park in Oman that they found oil under and a German bridge that had to undergo emergency repairs to prevent it from collapsing.
>>215326257where?
>>215326305does that culture even exist anymore? aren't the criminal class all second generation africans and asians who dont go to the pub?
>>215326308Well she wanted me to cut the grass but it's rained so it'll have to wait, and I might as well partake of a few beveraginosI just watched Scream 3 as well which was shitter than I rememberShe's only 80 anyway so nothing wrong with sticking her in the kitchen to make a casserole
>>215326331Hackney
1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler
can we not have at least one normal looking person representing the right? fuck me its hard to get behind any of them when they all look like dysgenic inbred freaks
>>215326390Politics is just acting for ugly people
>>215326369To the endhttps://youtu.be/GNO0kArln1E?si=DxLO852l1ApyS8Jf&t=515
>>215319070
>>215326369Favourite SS division emblem? Nordland for me x
>>215326390Rupert Lowe looks like a proper farmerFarage looks like one of the eponymous puppets from Roger and the Rottentrolls
the 4.5 inch BWC cries out for a pang pang
umchicken umchicken
Alri
>>215326448so the only 2 options are the bankers pet dog or a literal 70 year old ex football chairman?
>>215326492pure sexo
>>215326424wokeness gone mad
>>215326345>does that culture even exist anymore? Yes where real Londoners live eg Greater London >aren't the criminal class all second generation africans and asiansLol no. Go to your local small irish pub or social/working mans club and get to know real londoners
Lainey Wilson's bum
>>215326359I bet the food scene is great ;)
Every single reform MP has refused to sign Rupert Lowe's cross party letter opposing Digital ID purely because it's Rupert Lowe's motion.These people are pathetic
>>215326538ummy
>>215326369>>215326413>>215326441
>>215322449Having spent time in hospitals recently, it's true that there are doctors and nurses in Britain's health service who have come from abroad. I dunno about engineers because I'm not familiar with that industry
>>215326567Cuck
If the pub you drink in doesnt have heroin addicts selling you bags of shoplifted goods its not a proper pub.
Having a nice cup of tea myself then going to add more junk to the skip
>>215326638Throwing yourself in?
>>215326611literally the glowiest response possible kek tell your superiors to update your /pol/ lingo guidebook past fucking 2016
Conceptualising MI5 sticking agents on /brit/
>>215326638What junk
>>215325446How do you propose we pay pensions for the elderly if we only have a small number of working adults, paying taxes? Should we just not pay pensions and let the elderly die of starvation? I guess that's an option but it's a bit cruel isn't it.Perhaps you'll say "Brits should have more children so there would be more working adults paying taxes". Firstly it's a personal choice of an individual whether they want to have children or not. Secondly, even if the birth rate were to quickly increase in the coming years, it will take 20 years before those babies are working and paying taxes. Thirdly, I do think we need a country where people can have children if they want - so we need a strong economy with good jobs, and decent public services, so that adults will be able to afford having children, if they want children.
Just thinking of all those poor Vietnamese lads who used to sell DVDs down the pub having to grow smelly weed now :(
>>215326696there 100% has to be actual glowie presence here since the sheikh incident
>>215326638dilators?
>>215326682You're brown and NSN will kick you out lol
>>215326744Just funny to image innit53 year old Tom clocking in to post about poo with the lads
>>215326727they've probably turned into lasses by now
>>215326726>Should we just not pay pensions and let the elderly die of starvationYeah
>>215326795:)
>>215326793imagine joining up thinking you’ll be doing james bond shit but you get stuck with autistic incel babysitting duty instead lol
We don't simply read literature to 'find out what happens.' That is but one aspect of the medium of storytelling in general. Storytelling in its most basic form; pre-historic man telling a tale to his family around a fire, the plot takes precedent and is the most important aspect (although vivid descriptions in oral stories are important). The written word however, has the ability to do so much more. Your mindset is one that I often see in booktokkers, this childish hunger for plot and dialogue "what happens next I must know!" People enjoy reading literature for an array of reasons; plot being just one of them. Beautiful prose is just that, beautiful, and whether you find it to be beautiful depends entirely upon what kind of response it illicits in you. Did the description of the sunset remind you of a memory? Did it make you think about the beauty of life on earth? Are the words themselves enchanting to you? Do they have a quality or meaning that you find evocative? This is one of the great purposes for such prose. Another purpose being that descriptions bring the world and people of the narrative to life. When written well, descriptions of even the mundane can add detail and information that can be incredibly important, but even descriptions that are completely superfluous to the plot itself can enhance the narrative greatly. Maybe you have only encountered poorly written or tedious descriptions in prose, or maybe you just lack the attention span.
>>215326660
>All state pensions should be ended for anyone with assets over £500k>Triple lock ended>Everyone under 45 should not pay any tax on earnings below £30k>Everyone single person under 45 should be given a council flat>Every couple under 45 should be given a council house>Child benefit cap ended>Unemployment benefit ends after 3 months
>>215326744>sheikh incident?
I HAVE GOT FUCKING MENTAL HEALTHSHOW SOME RESPECT
>>215326726the average pensioner household income now exceeds the median household income for people working. obviously the elderly are not literally starving to deathalso it's interesting how we've had continually increasing immigration for decades, and yet the supposed economic prosperity they were meant to bring never materialised. i wonder why that is? meanwhile every public service has become monumentally strained by the increased burden, and buying a house has become a completely impossible prospect for all our young people. it's almost like rorke was completely right about immigration all along, isn't it?
Gods plan
>>215326038Lol we spent 4 years hearing mongs say that Trump is going to prison and Kamala will win and Republicans will never be in power again
>>215326921oldfag shit that i’m not decrepit enough to have seen myselfthere was this retard from either guernsey or jersey who joined isis
got james k on
The Boriswave was genuinely unbelievable
>"Sacked tranny" shows up>Gets rumbled>"Montenegro" shows up 5 minutes later
mental how i'm addicted to milkdrink 2 litres of it a dayforgot to pick some up from tesco now i'm genuinely tweakin tweakin
the best thing to drink is probably beer i think
>>215326991Yeah but at least he's funny
Another manifesto pledge broken by Labour.4 more years of this shit
wasted another weekend
>>215326958No he pretented to join isis and changed his name on an anonymous board to something like Sheik Al-britani
>>215326991mad how the upper class willingly destroyed their ancestral homeland for a bit of moneyfucking scumbags
>>215326958>there was this retard from either guernsey or jersey who joined isisfucking hell
if the finance mafia rules the world why dont they just form an official party
>>215327013he's determined to piss off every man woman and child in this nation
>>215326951part and parcel
>>215327013VAT rise is goodonly affects consumerist prole mongs who have to pay more for their slop
>>215327052they already do lad it's called the IMF and the european central bank
>>215327075chadley walsh
>>215327052They enjoy larping as the “men in the shadows” that pull all the strings and wearing huge robes that cover their faces
>>215327005BMI?
>>215327096spooky skellington
The white man must RISE UP and reclaim what is rightfully OURS
Sir son of a toolmaker is obviously a double agent for reform. He has made it so easy for them there’s no way he isn’t doing it on purpose
>>215327038Bourgeois bastards
oi rorke come here *fucking rapes rorke to pieces*
>>215327106little 5’4 bloke in hyderabad posted this
ate 10 (ten) greggs pasties on friday and still feel grim 2 days later
>>215327105
>>215327106
going for dinner at my nans tomorrow and ive threatened to punch her if she doesnt let me order mcdonalds instead
>>215327134he's a blair puppet
>>215327164you be nice to your nan or else
tying my nan to the back of my ford focus and driving 100mph down the motorway
>>215327158brian wilson on a madone
>We want you to reduce illegal immigration!>But you're not allowed to introduce measures that would reduce illegal immigrationCoaxed into a snafu
putting my nan in a trebouchet and launching her at the ramparts of a french castle
Who is the charlie kirk of the left? Owen Jones?
hsbc we do them grafts
facts
>>215327106Youll do nothing and like it
>>215327214your bait used to be half decent adam
Boris had the chance to actually do good and be remembered as a decent PM, but he decided to just piss about snorting coke in parliament, fuck up the brexit deal, let in a trillion wogs and do lockdowns.All the talk he did in his early political career about conservative values and liberty, just to be a complete failure when he became Prime Minister. What a fucking mug.
>>215327228Fair deal if we get control of all those countries again. I would have zero issue with that.
>>215326951>Banburyrings a bell...
honestly impressive how annoying american tourists are regardless of what country you encounter them in, the only other thing i've ever seen people unanimously agree on is that indians are backwards rapist freaks
>>215327242whos a worse pm him or barmer
>>215327214right, what will it be after this one then? cuck spam or tranny spam?
>>215327242yeh but he paved the way for are nige who is actually going to be good
India might have the worst PR on earthEveryone hates them now, happened in less than 10 years
>>215327260at the moment bojo is worse. boriswave will have devastating consequences
>political bullshit, political bullshit, politics this politics that blah blahJUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU BORING CUNTS
eating a poo nigger golf ball slug crisp
>>215327300They were never exactly popular in the first place
Britain needs a Reinhard Heydrich.
you guys seen the latest political bullshit?wild, isn't it?can we talk about that?a=
enslaving women would save the west
>>215327284>are nige who is actually going to be good
Britain needs a Good Hard Shag like
>>215327260definitely borispoo barmer is what we all expected him to be>>215327284nigel will be similar to trump, he'll do these little things like banning paper straws and open heckin' space force so all the daily mail retards will think he's a legend and "fighting back the woke", but the slow decline will still continue
>>215327300makes me laugh when you come across them traveling and they refuse to admit they're indian out of pure shame, had one bloke with his wife insist that they weren't indian and were actually from austria (with the generic indian head shake) unc aint fooling no one
He will be liberated on the day of the long knives
Thoughts on Esoteric Cod4ism?
poo greng
>>215327383trump is actually a good president imo but theres limits to what someone in his position of power can do sadly i honestly think their civil war has already started though with him sending the military into cities n shit
going to wank
>>2153273931st English SS Panzer Division "John Honey"
Would go for the messages but catberg is content to occupy the bag, the selfish bastard.
Laurence Brown from the Lost in the Pond YouTube Channel sex arse
>>215326029Is this czech gangbang?
>>215327383well yeh hes not a miracle worker its going to be grim regardless of who's in charge thanks to the bories and the leftymongs who have irreversibly fucked our country for the past 2 decadesat least nigel will get the ship back on track and make changes that benefit the average brit for once
>>215327459that's remy
>>215327448:3
>>215327474if he can at least partially reverse immigration it'll be a start
>>215327474Farage won't do shit.
sooo.. what you posting about? x
>>215327214reckon nazi germany could do it without digital IDs
>>215327390got an indian mate that’s seemingly ashamed of being indianhe’ll make racist jokes about other indians not realising it just makes him look like a grovelling uncle tom type. sad stuff. despite all the memes about poo and rape i think he should be proud to belong to such an ancient culture
>>215327448bought catberg a fancy new bed to chill in but he won't even go near it, the box it came in however he won't get out of it
can't pay? we'll take it away...
>>215327431he's alright but ultimately trump is uneducated and a bit thickhe will never stop sucking on jewish arseholesand the way he's communicated this epstein shit has been a fucking disasterthe yanks had multiple opportunities to make someone genuinely based their president - Pat Buchanan and Ron Paul - but they voted for Bush and Mitt Romney. So they get what they deservelets hope Kennedy gets a chance. Vance would also be an upgrade even though he's a wog lover.
>>215326029freckles are so cute
>>215327517he thinks the same about you when you whinge about whinging poms with pink skin
>>215327485ahshe's let herself go
>brits thinking their pm mattersGlobal capital has deemed that airstrip one will house biomassThis cannot be stopped
>>215327520Many such cases!
>>215327522vance is a turbo glowie and kennedy is a lunatic
>>215327546the biomass battery farm
>>215327521aye it's kino
>>215327551Kennedy is genuinely based beyond belief, not believing a word from leftie spastics calling him a loon who spent 2 years hiding in their rooms wearing face nappies and vaxxing babies over a flu (not saying you're one of them)
>>215327535what
I enjoyed the brief premiership of Liz Truss because the real rulers of this country (the City of London) went full mask off for just a moment.
>>215326958>>215327037holy shit I remember that tard
NEW>>215327595>>215327595>>215327595
>Kennedy is genuinely based beyond beliefthe absolute state of /brit/
>>215327584>genuinely based beyond beliefmate he's a spastic
>>215327584Unc dyes his internal organs blue
>>215327568i've got a high court writ to collect two (You)s, or inspect element to cover the cost
>>215327517yh feel bad for them but also if theres one thing people will respect less than an indian its a lying indian, might as well just own it
>>215327584dunno the only time i heard much from him was the joe rogan podcast he seemed ok on that but the decisions hes made since being in office seem kinda heavy handed and baseless
