Listening to Portishead – Dummy. Nothing else helps. Will drink monster then. Maybe it will.Maybe 150mg is too small.
>>215321363 First reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers. Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you. It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks
>>215321363Based Portishead and white monster
>>215321371Technically it's my thread and I broke the hymen, it's just I can't break my own threads hymen.
>>215321404Sent that freak flying
>>215321363can you get a buzz off a cigar?
>>215321363>Listening to Portishead – DummyHow pathetic. You should listen to Municipal Waste – Massive Aggressive.
>>215321363Is that CABANOS or a CIGAR
>>215321363the white one isn't even that good, try Full Throttle (previously known as Lewis Hamilton), i could drink 5 times a day if not for its caffeine doseswhy they cannot just release a caffeine-free monster? im sure it would boost their sales by dozens
That's not a cigar you chucklefucks that's compressed nuts.
>>215326247not my fault it looks like a fag
>>215326144The taste of energy drinks is awful and the caffeine isn't even that bad, it's even miserable compared to what is legal in America. What are you on about bro? Monsters and Red Bulls and so on are so full of artificial ingredients, nobody in their right mind would consume them without the incentive of an energy increase.A Monster is 160mg of caffeine, which is 3 times less than the recommended maximum daily dose. But in terms of sugar it's a massacre, might as well eat a handful of sugar cubes. And being "sugar-free" does not mean it's actually sugar-free because the chemical sweeteners elicit a metabolic response in the dopaminergic and glycemic systems.If you're gonna drink a Monster, drink a normal one that has an actual effect and purpose.
>>215324674Both are based.
>>215326425>and so on are so full of artificial ingredientsi don't give a shit, everything we eat nowadays is full of itit just tastes good and gives me a smile in the morning, that's all I care>And being "sugar-free" does not mean it's actually sugar-free because the chemical sweeteners elicit a metabolic response in the dopaminergic and glycemic systems.and how is that bad, that's what we drink them for
>>215326457Because real sugar activates your dopaminergic and glycemic systems to make you do shit. Your dopamine isn't just a bottomless black hole where you stuff all your gooning and eating and pissing rewards, it makes you motivated to do stuff along with the glycemic system that is supposed to metabolise nutrients into energy. Artificial sweeteners make your brain and body believe you are full of newfound energy while you have nothing to show for it, and it makes you weak, depressed, confused and pathetic. Just like OP.You make yourself at peace with society however you want, but every responsible man who knows his shit will tell you to fuck your shit up with real sugar instead of artificial sugar.Now that I say it I'm absolulety 100% sure that if OP stopped drinking fucking sugar-free energy drinks he would feel better. I wonder if he talked about his daily consumption of this shit with his psychiatrist.
>>215326657>Your dopamine isn't just a bottomless black holeit is, that's why i obsessively fap 2 times per day>and it makes you weak, depressed, confused and pathetic.any REAL scientific research on this?
>>215326657>every responsible man who knows his shit will tell you to fuck your shit up with real sugar instead of artificial sugar.Not really, no. People don't want go to the dentist.
>>215327269just use a toothbrush bro
