Simpsons edish
Not gay. i’m NOT gay
drinking tea and screaming
rorke has been EXPOSEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez1cn8d28_8
why did my picture of a bloke's arse and bollocks get deleted
im NOT GAY
KSI reacts to mousey's top 10 melties
poo
>>215329609not safe for work is it
>>215329585Went to the same school as this fella in Stafford
If Jerry Seinfeld were Anglo he'd be Gary Sinefield
*pauses my 9 hour gay porn jelqing sesh*i’m not fucking gay btw so write that down*resumes my 9 hour gay porn jelqing sesh*
>>215329618sc
>>215329652yeah he might actually be more than half-way funny too
>>215329660probably not. that's a woman with her fanny out.
its looming
took a pill of aspirin and it got stuck in my throat oh my fucking days why does this always happen to me
Uni ate a whole chicken for dinner…Chicken boy!
>>215329660You see top tier vag like this and it all suddenly makes sense why people like Harvey Weinstein did what they did
Slipping Rorke LSD in the pub then speaking to him in African sounding gobbledegook
>>215329660I'm straight and would love to put my erect (as I'm sexually attracted to women) cock into this
>>215329721catyank ahh image
willy, tits, fanny, possibly bumhole. these are the things you can't post.
>>215329585Rorke's writing an angry post about this on X
You have been visited by the dreadful gothjeetRepost this to 5 other threads or you will be bitten by an Indian vampire tonight
you ever start wanking and halfway through you realise you can’t really be arsed with it but you keep going and essentially just end up raping yourself for the dopamine hit?
>rorke does a big sloppy poo on the floor>the entire thread goes silent>me: err... right... so *that* just happened
>>215329728https://www.tiktok.com/@eztv2.0/video/7548893434728271126ilehhh ilehhhh ilehhhh
We do people say dont go to flat roofs pubs when they are actually the best pubs?
this is getting out of hand how do we solve the woman problem lads?
rape
>>215329794that's when you know you need to get on the nofap
>>215329579https://youtu.be/JVX5TEWEuGQ?si=ACjT2yBoY40PW5rt
>>215329585so a group of white guys attack a black guy on racist grounds and the police do nothing about it, clearly we have freedom of speech!
it quiche night
>>215329892UM x
had a lovely date night x
>>215329844hi, i'm troy mclure. you may remember me from such hit threads as "the maple ridge madman!" and "it's pure satire, none of you get it because you're all autistic"
>>215329892raperaperaperpaerpaeRAPERAPERAPEAPRPAPERPAE
no one:absolutely nobody:still nobody:not a single soul:literally no one:rorke: I can't have sex because women have the right to vote and get abortions! Maybe if we instead contorted to my bigoted, fascist world view then women would be deprived of choice and would instead have to consider me as a serious option in spite of my poor hygiene, unfortunate appearance, and dangerous world view!
>>215329892peng as
>>215329904snorting irl
I WAS HAPPY IN THE HAZE OF A DRUNKEN HOURBUT HEAVEN KNOWS IM MISERABLE NOWI WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN I FOUND A JOBAND HEAVEN KNOWS IM MISERABLE NOW
>>215329899Are these cronemIs that Katy
>>215329721CHICKEN BOY CHICKEN BOY CHICKEN BOY
rorke getting blacked
fight for my life starts tomorrow but i just want to snooze and watch the telly and wear my sweatpants
>>215329969rare dtfic UM post
getting gang bang blacked
pony blair
equestria digital ID
The posting a very long 4chan post .png no one will ever read gimmick is getting a bit stale lad x
getting a chinese in and doing a roast tomorrow as I just can't be arsed
theres a pair of shoes dancing around the thread
black rorke in his crumbling mildew-scented council estate flat practicing his kamehamehas
>>215330035>Roast on a MondayYou live a wild life
What brand of boxers do you wear
>>215329954i read this and enjoyed itthanks for posting it
>>215330074uniqlo
>>215330074not sure
>>215330067a beast uncaged me
>your soul? raped before you were even born and you have nothing
Heathermong resorting to copying ziedy's postsHe has been utterly mindraped
rorkes big day out
>>215330120he's just like me
need the womanposting to resume at once
>>215330074I wear y fronts like a man
arsenal are poo
>>215330120is this the darts lad
>>215330127what ever happened to nell tiger free lad is my question
Not been on /brit/ for a while, incredible that it has managed to get worse.
Level 2 botnet melty, uh oh!!
corrr, the sex arse on chlohttps://x.com/HazelPaigexo/status/1971793875217055854
>>2153301781 gbp = 0 gbp
>>215330168This place is effectively unusable for most of the day.You might find an hour where the threads are funny and interesting, but 90% of the time nowadays its mindless drivel and schizo freaks throwing shit at the wall.
The pretending to read a long 4chan post.png to try to lure other users into reading it gimmick is getting stale now tbf x
have a cuppahave two
>>215330242mm cup of rancid poo shite lovely stuff
>>215330243didnt read
Whenever I walk past any of the tarq brunch / bistro / patisserie places in town they're always full of womenWomen just love spending money on needless extravagances, they can't help themselvesDid you know that women are responsible for about 85% of household and consumer spending??
>tim's fall in the forest was almost 1 year agofucking hell look at how much he has declined
BBC:>USA TRUMP AMERICA SHOOTINGS >and something in Lindon idc>USA USA USA USA
>>215330242its dey culcha rorke
just entered an x.com link into my browser and saw 2 grim tattooed slags with seed oil bellies
>>215330242>>215330242mad how these lot will see this and still think mm yummy i'll buy one
>>215330279what a shame...
It’s pretty much confirmed at this point that he’s injuring himself on purpose to stay in hospital isn’t it? Cunt needs putting down
>>215330285wammin be spending
YESI've been broken heartedpooed since the day I farted
>>215330290Don't care. He's a parasite wasting NHS resources by pretending to fall over again every time he is discharged./Brit/ is a seasideMARK general through and through. Timongs belong in /Britfeel/.
I like this .. virtual glasses try-on ..
>>215330312I entered one and it told me I need to verify my age to view the content
it is monumentally mental how much was taken from us
might watch the Philadelphia Eagles vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers game like a good little zogslave
>>215330351evening heatherpedo
>>215330327he's quite old and also schizophrenic with no family or friends to help himwaiting list for assisted living is probably filled with nons so he'll be waiting til he dies
Just turned 18 wahay
I was ahead of my time. I'm in the millennial age range but I have certain distinctly zoomeristic qualities. I'm something of a pioneer.
>>215330351To be fair mark's just as bad scrounging bennies for a made up disability and then encourages others to do the sameGet them both thrown into an incinerator pronto
>>215330404He’s not that old he’s not even 60.
>>215330409used to fucking love those grug books as a kid, how the hell do you know about them? were they published in america too
>>215330446Mark is genuinely disabled though mate. He's proven it countless times and shown the paperwork.
>>215330468not telling
>>215330446It’s not a made up thing he was diagnosed by the University of Sheffield in 2006 you lying mutant freak
>>215330474you're genuinely a man though
>>215330409Being too early is worse than being too late. Its like knowing how Van Gogh felt.
>>215330480you fucking nigger bastard
seasidemark used to be a muslim mate
>>215330405Happy birthday m8. Now fuck off from this place and never return. You wont listen though.
is Tim still posting on YouTube? link
when I was in the hospital they kicked me out the moment I was able to stand on my feet
down sandford lane and it lush
>>215330474Maybe so but he's still very capable of workingIf you can work given your ailments then he can work >>215330490Buy some radox and get a job you fat smelly cunt
>>215330495She isn’t a man you fucking cringe freak
>>215330560this buck zesty as hellthis young buck light in the timbs
>>215330405I was posting on /brit/ when you were 8 years oldcannot fathom what it must be like to be born in 2007simply cannot fathom it
>>215330570Fish Odour Syndrome has fuck all to do with personal hygiene you clueless cunt, Mark is an extremely clean person and very hygienic, he keeps himself well groomed
No complaints on my behalf
Going to the movies next Saturday then apple picking on sunday. Not with any gf or mates just family. Thank God for my family, really would just kms without em
>>215330409Born 1993-1996?
>>215330620does he yeah?done a skin swab have you?dirty rotten cunt
>>215330569skip to 32 mins in
lads. please watch Das Boot if you haven’t already. it’s three and a half hours long, but it’s probably the best WW2 movie ever made
>>215330620mark has shit himself on stream multiple times
>>215330675Nothing. Ever. Happens.
>>215330690kek
>>215330675alright mark corrigan
tiramisu brownies from m&s are fucking pengneed to be though at 2 for four quid
>>215330687And? That’s when he drank too much
>>215330570He obviously can't work. People wouldn't be understanding towards his disability. Hence why when he worked at a factory in his 20s he was abused and called "John West" to such a degree he jumped out of a first floor window to get away.He also has SVT which means he has heart problems. Plus he has said he has autism and ADHD.
Sir U Boater
>>215330645Sounds lovely, hope you have a nice time
>>215330736saw Hugh's Bloater on here once
>>215330723We need Hitler to put people like that in woodchoppers again
stranger things s1
might be a very autistic opinion but the whole gibraltar sequence in das boot might be my favourite scene in any film ever. get it FUCKING watched RIGHT NOW, all of you
Remigration NOW
>>215330767Never watched it
>>215330120He will be missed
The Germans were the good guys in Das Boot
>>215330767kino, never finished the 2nd
>>215330767this is how I imagine all of northeastern america looking for six months of the year and it terrifies me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_63D8XTrg
Watching sweaty men in a tight enclosed submarine for 3 hours? No thanks mate
>>215330785S1 is kino
Alas, Nell Tiger Free has not yet shot her first AMWF scene
>>215330723bet that adds up to a lot on his UC
>>215330767is it actually worth watching
>>215330842fucking cor
>>215330825been a while since you’ve done this gimmick heatherpaedo
>>215330835Season 1 is amazing
>>215330850its ai you fucking dribbling knuckledragging spastic nigger cunt
>>215330825He looks like an Asian version of Vito from the Sopranos
>>215330855I have many gimmicks but I am not heather
>>215330825NEL!!!!!!!! >>215330767>>215330842kino>>215330746thanks la x
>>2153308351st season is good pure netflix jewslop thereafter
you alright darlinwhat you sayin then
>>215330871Vito crossed with the Sinnerman from the chase
>>215330825Extremely beautiful actress. Intense eyes and her physiognomy is unmistakably British.
>>215330842Don't know why, but I'm repulsed by watching big tables of loads of food. Must be some kind of phobia with a name. I'm a fat cunt too, so it doesn't make any sense
mental how you're all virgins but wouldn't shag a woman over 40 even though half of them would love to ride you
>>215330874This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215330908Yes, lol
>>215330874are you the same one who posts are Margaret?
>>215330665mad
>>215330937This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215330943which one is margaret? I don't think I posted a margaret before
>>215330920shagged 8 ladies over 40 me
>>215330937only giggling cause they all in the showers together wanking each other off x
pissing blood rn
>>215330920Id love to be with a woman that old, even one in her mid fifties. I'm not a virgin though, just want to be held by an older woman that smells nice
TROON ARMY! TROON ARMY!
>>215330964Margaret Qualley
>>215330920nah mate that's rancidi'll do 18-30 that's it
https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadowour girl is live
>>215330920Are you an over 40 woman trying to flirt with me?
>>215331041This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215330795Its supremely comfy though
>>215330835not really honestly
Absolutely unfair that after wanking/sex I feel depressed and suicidal, but women feel radiant and uplifted after
>>215331025I love her but no I've never made her a gimmick
Did you support Arsenal before the brain injury?https://youtu.be/vOos2ESq3sU?si=24vEiqqxIMSroBXt
>>215331101just smash her batty in again init
>>215331101are you watching porn?
business idea: making money
>>215329940Rorke won't be happy about this post
>>215331055but there are bears, murderers, amerindian spirits and wendigos aplenty in them there hills
>>215331146Not allowed to do that
>>215330920Absolutely wouldThere's a fit MILF in her late 40s at my work who has an incredible round bum
>>215331146how?
forgot dogberg was at the foot of the bed for the last half an hour and he just moved and looked at me and it made me jump. haha
>>215331138Louis docs are kino incarnatelove the prison ones me
I am the walrus
>>215331148>amerindian spirits and wendigossuperstitious little girl
my 82 year old grandpa wants to watch the football but doesn't pay for cable. I sent him a "methstreams" link. Hope he's got adblock
>>215331207what a rude thing to say
>>215331195post pic
business idea:
>>215331228>grandpaFOY
>>215331228:)
having a nigger wank
>>215331246
https://youtu.be/3NLhdNzlP5s?
>>215331228He's gonna wank himself silly to anime titties
>>215331145Yes, but what does it matter? Women watch porn also, and it has no effect on them
business idea: Buy apples…
business idea: Buy Apple
>>215331317pathetic gimp
>>215331303SC
timmy's woman
I'll stick to oranges.
>>215331349>>215331367Sell apples?
sex vagina tits wank arse
>>215331228Why not just go to a sports bar together you dufus
>>215331182
listening to deftones
>>215331384not a fan of faces on clothes, or living things being depicted generally
>>215331384love jiggly arses
>>215331326not true. Get that muck off. Use your imagination or maybe some tasteful nude models.
Unserious Country
resign and call an election you fat cunt
>>215331411Soho square?
>>215331399I'm listening to Chris Farlowe
>>215331373Volksverräter
>>215331411holy fucking peng
>>215331429not as round as I like but I wouldn't call it square
>>215331423i was elected as president of the katie price fan club and i will see through my mandate
>>215331397he lives thousands of miles away and we're both teetotal loner sigmas
>>215331456comedian?
if you lost your virginity to a prostitute you're still a virgin
>>215331398Literally my face when she walks by me lol
>>215331471comedienne
What on earth are tasteful nude models? That's still porn you buffoon
>>215331429Was thinking that
>>215331411grim
when i laugh my arsehole twitches
what do old people do after a dinner datego home and shag their old bodies together?yuck! disgusting!
>>215331446you can't even speak the languagedrecks inselaffe
how would I even meet fit older women to shagsame places as you'd find any young women?
When is ageing going to be defined as a disease?
>>215331570go try your moms beroom
>>215331534Hold hands and enjoy their last remaining time together
>>215331570Parks and Supermarket car parks.
>>215331490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuBdNqBM3ao
>>215331566You dishonour your ancestors
>>215331570bedroom*
>A woman has been raped by a group of men in a churchyard in Banbury.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly622k0jm4oBBC seem to have forgot to mention the fact it's across the road from an Asylum seeker hotel
>>215331590
>>215331606I wonder what he'll tell us
>>215331626why are there so many rapelads amongst them
>>215331626The council need to do more to integrate the English with the new doctors and nurses. We can't keep treating them like this after they've fled war and famine and oppressionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_child_sex_abuse_ring
>>215331590:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjgOiz-mlLY
i love pissing everywhere
>>215331605my ancestors were drafted into a war they didn't want to fight by a regime they hated and then died in the east, leaving behind a widow and three young children who grew up without a fathermust be easy to larp when you're from a country who barely fought in the war compared to us where everyone has multiple family members who died in the east because of hitleralso the irony of you saying I'm dishonouring your ancestors when yours were probably bombed by the people you idolise kek
Digital ID is mainly going to be for conscription and online control.
>>215331626Are you trying to incite riots again?
smashed and slammed rorke labubu sex arse
getting bummed up the arse
>>215331699yeah?
>>215331697>leaving behind a widow and three young children who grew up without a fathercoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr was she fit?
hi ahmad it's hadush do u want picking up for the meetup with the rape gang later pal
>>215331697Put that fucking mutant freak right in his place
So what non-white people will you be watching on youtube today
>>215331697>the germans were the victims of hitler! yeah, sure
>>215331762gary eats
>>215331762Kane west
>sex arses will need to be microchipped from JanuaryFucks sake Labour ruin everything
>>215331697>must be easy to larp when you're from a country who barely fought in the warLmao
>>215331762None. YouTube is where I go to escape from them.
>>215331762a japanese vtuber
>>215331697your grandma was gaped by central asians and your granda came home without his arms LOL x
>>215331697They died because of world jewry. AH tried to save Germany and Britain too.You say people died, but now the whole White race might die because of WW2
>>215331489please be in london
>>215331498Im confident were right
>>215331384Source?
>>215331818Hitler would take one look at you and correctly identify you as subhuman
>>215331429>>215331498>>215331855Yeah it is, recognised it immediatelyUnreal arse tooMad someone gets to hang out the back of that
>>215331905>recognised it immediatelyYoure the type of gentlemen that frequents Soho, if you get what im saying ;)
Wonder what are harv is up to these days
We beat Germany twice, we can do it again
well that's rorke done
>>215331947yjk
>>215331626Fucks sake
>>215331938nell <3333
its going to snow this christmas2 feet of snowi can feel it in my bones
>>215331949Jews?
>>215331697Rorke comprehensively BTFO
used to think soho was a chinese word that meant chinatown
>>215331986what
>>215332002you heard me
NEW>>215332003>>215332003>>215332003
It can't be that bad over there that this guy is crafting elaborate fantasies about Hitler saving Britain.
>>215331697>Start war>Cry
