i wasn't actually i lied for a laugh but actually it wasn't very funny

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Bosh

boring thread

>>215332954
heathermong is having stew for dinner :D

>>215334907
Sorry mate

hi if you have any questions about christanity i wlil try to answer them to the best of my ability

this really is a shit fucking shit thread
where did the energy go?
oh my god
its so fucking over get the thread deleted, no new, its over

>>215334942
sexo

>>215334944
UM x

i have never been on a date

new 'eitch in the recs

Spent (WASTED) so much money on fucking skincare shit and none of it works skins still red

>Brit bosses should 'encourage workers' to join Army Reserves as WW3 fears grow

no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>215334949
Killed by years of nonstop schizo posting


Never stood a chance

would

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>Teen randomly killed Uber driver to ‘let off some steam’ before driving the stolen car to his girlfriend’s house, cops say

hiya umpumpkins

>>215334989
UM x

>>215334975
sexo

might actually be over for me
no longer attracted to real women
just love anime girls too much now

hello my little single celled umoeba

>>215334981
probably inflamatinos related to what you eat
dont underestimate how much shit we put in our bodies
>>215335042
how does this even happen
i still get a raging boner if i hold hands with a girl

um im umaryan

Genuinely was scared that no-one was making the new. You fucking idiots. You fucking pieces of shit. Where is your fire? Where is your rage?

>>215335042
you mean over for those slags mate heh *slaps you on the back*

everyone on Brit was molested or has a penile deformity (phimosis)

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>>215334942
KORRRRRR KIMMY

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want to be a civil engineer
>>215334906
looks really good

Diane Kruger as Helen of Troy in the film Troy is the sexiest any human has ever looked

>>215335066
I legit eat clean as though. The only thing it could be is peanut butter but I doubt it

lovely big cock

insane asylum ASMR sex

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>inflamatinos

With all the foreign flags, soon enough /brit/ is going to be as diverse as the shit coloured reality we come here to escape.

asylUM

>>215335121
get hormones checked maybe something wrong like low t

Got over my cold in just 2 days! Mad that!

>>215335101
kektimber
tiny little phimosis willy and oddly shaped midget bollocks boy I am

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>>215335101
Cured my own phimosis without letting some jew take my foreskin

>>215335042
You need to make some serious changes in your life if you think you "love" cartoon characters drawn by middle-aged Japanese men

>>215335143
age?

>>215335143
*coughs right into your face*

>>215335157
how?

ASMR reality where Google is putting me through posing as surveys a guided clicking experience (they know the answers) insane asylum

>>215335052
me core

>>215335161
loads of them are drawn by women actually

>>215335161
That makes two of us
Let's go see a shrink together

>>215335121
peanuts are high in omega 6 which makes me break out in spots. I never got ones with palm oil but that's comedogenic too

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>>215335042
>he'll never be charmed by a 3D woman's ways
>he'll never simp for 3D roasties
I envy you lad, you are free

Fucked by the mandem

[redacted] schizophrenia dark box in some (FEMALE)s house "[REDACTED]"

deleted all steam and games
deleted all social media accounts
got rid of vpn so no porn (well it's still ridiculously easy to find porn even after the ban but there is less of it at least)

>>215335181
DAILY stretching with coconut oil - 20 mins everyday

toby horny >.<

why are all the ASMR girls always so fit

ASMR Berlin for example is a straight 10

>>215335194
Changes very little at the end of the day


>>215335200
Nothing wrong with me though

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nth for the baddiedem

pocket umster of the day

>>215335235
they are popular because they are attractive
there are ugly asmr girls but they get zero views

feeding toby until he becomes immobile

>>215335235
shes a zero because she makes money appealing to freaks

>>215335215
This shit is boring


Bring back the pure satire

>>215335231
sad in my life that I will never get to try the full boxy paralysis daterape drug because of the cuck shit

de BOMB BLAST

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>>215334846

Yeah I'm getting my life in check. The problem is that even factoring a total 100% success rate in each and every endeavour I can imagine, it still isn't a particularly interesting nor satisfactory "reward" for me.

This shit is boring
Bring back the pure satire

I won't be conscripted. I'm a 35 year old homeowner. I need to be kept alive for GDP purposes

got the joe pass on

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that's the last of the wine
only 1 cig left
evens i get some more delivered
proper gaggin to get drunk you see and can't do that without cigs innit

>>215335224
what are you going to do now then?

people should buy daterape drugs to try with consent in a relationship. theyre legal as well

>>215335295
ktim

pulling my dirty nigger bum out and wiping it on the wall

>>215335267
Could you do me a favour and stop posting on your pedo botnet DTFIC? Some of us prefer to have you filtered

>>215335306
me core

>>215335294
Can you please explain the meaning behind this webm and why it's posted

>>215335307
GIWTWM

FUCK SKY WIFI ABSOLUTE FUCKING DOG SHIT

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Britain lives.

The case for why nationalists in the West should welcome Russia smashing NATO and the 1945 liberal world order in Ukraine is self-evident.

If you are a white heterosexual Gentile, the liberal world order and Open Society making its stand in Ukraine is designed to kill you. Then in 2022 the Russian patriots appear like Paul Kersey to kill your killer and they ask for nothing in return. All we have to do is nothing: starve the bloodthirsty Jewish dictatorship in Kiev that hates Ukrainians as much as it hates Russians of support.

It’s so simple even the least informed MAGA fan gets it, even as Trump betrays his popular campaign promise to end support for Ukraine. You don’t have to be a Russian ethnocentrist to see why their victory in Kiev objectively benefits the oppressed, dying and replaced white masses in the West. Just like the Afghan victory against the Soviets was welcomed by anti-communists in Warsaw Pact countries as a blow against the evil empire oppressing them.

was drinking last night and I didn't crave a cig once, mental

>>215335309
Based


Ever listened to Lenny Breau?

Last of my Modelo Especial's down the hatch tonight

>>215334942
she was such a minx. and that shego too

>>215335334
you sound mindraped

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are nora

>>215335261
but there's popular guys as well and they're clapped usually

>>215335266
she's a 10

beaux asmr is a 10 as well

White Supremacist with a brown gf me. State of my life wtf....

fucking UM xxxdx

melatonin should be OTC and legal

Was about to kill a spider I just saw in my house but thought better of it, he's just a little fella going about his life, he has as much right to live as I

>>215335334
Never posted on that


The mindraped is LARPing as me lmfao

Timmy Turner's mum would get it

>>215335164
25
>>215335167
well I've already had it this year so no more colds for me mate, stick that in your pipe and smoke it

>>215335066
>how does this even happen
>i still get a raging boner if i hold hands with a girl
he's a porn addict

>>215335376
aye he's good

I do not get how I have 261 download and yet it takes me 5 minutes to search on google

>>215335241
Nothing wrong at all x

Promethazine is my current drug of choice but it makes me retarded so I'm stopping all that muck.

DTFIC trying to morph into his hero Spaino

sucking a pipeline punch

>>215335365
Based and Eric Strikerpilled

Yeah I won't get conscripted because Im a 35 year old homeowner. I need to be kept alive for GDP and productivity.
It's the rentoids that will be sent to war. What use is their toil when they are just paying off a landlord

>>215335463
bizarre

>>215335463
Mental how much he used to cuck spam

>>215335412
are you actually in mexico

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cuppa tea lads?

>>215335460
you should do that and smoke an 8 ball so you can smoke crack while on it, because crack is based

>>215335460
got a load of that getting delivered in a week or so
never tried it
apparently it's good for helping you sleep, which is something i desperately need

>>215335443
grim af
tbf tho i am a 34 year old incel
sitting near a fit girl can make the willy go crazy too

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>>215335406
the 'texdem

>>215335460
This shit is boring


Bring back the pure satire

>>215335484
lol no
ZOG wants to kill off all Whites

>>215335465
delicious

>>215335406
CORRRRRRRRRA

Rorke voting reform then arguing with the cashier because paracetamol costs £20 and Farage stopped his bennies

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playing Blue Archive

need to have sex with a therapist. theyre so fit

Sucking on a Sapphwoaro listening to the new Stereolab record


Bretty good desu

>>215335505
Can I have one with 2 sugars and 27552882736 insects please?

>>215335570
This shit is boring


Bring back the pure satire

>>215335412
Cesar Tort?

>>215335484
>I need to be kept alive for GDP and productivity.
what do you think the browns are for?
house sold on your death, bulldozed, tenements where your estate once sat, filled with browns

Leftypol voting Labour then the whole country becomes nu-Pakistan

>>215335570
ey tone

You want me working on my messaging
When I'm thinking like George Jetson
But soundin' like George Jefferson
Then they questionin' my methods then
If you tweakin' out my texts again then I don't get reception here
I got the mind state to take us past the stratosphere
I use the same attitude that done got us here

>>215335601
Deliveroo drivers don't contribute to GDP

Imagine a world where the individual and the community no longer stand in opposition, where the economy no longer reduces man to a mere number, and where the political ideal transcends partisan struggles to embrace traditional social and national values.

This is the dream of balance and transcendence carried by the Third Position. In an era marked by economic crisis, the rise of extremism, and the collapse of traditional frameworks, the Third Position emerges as a bold response to the deadlocks of capitalism and communism. Rooted in tradition, committed to social justice and devoted to national sovereignty, it offers a path where man regains his rightful place, balancing rights with duties.

>>215335410
The ASMR with guys in it I think is because they’re actually good at the thing
Like that weird looking Australian guy. Whatever ASMR is exactly; he’s good at it and understands the principles well
The women are just eye candy

>>215335582
true (everything in your post)

>>215335624
This shit is boring


Bring back the pure satire

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Today's Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the day is...Dandylion!!

>>215335565
On a shupodem ting

>>215335649
noone asked tranny freak

Meltdown

>>215335505
Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with them exactly

>>215335649
But I like magic the gathering

never voted for anyone me

>>215335649
This shit is boring


Bring back the pure satire

>>215335629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbam_cBrwgQ

This girl is a 10/10 and she's also good at it

stop posting on the Canadian flag

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another one

Didn't take long for the double Reddit spacing to really get to him lmfao

cut my finger slicing garlic
fortunately garlic has antibacterial properties so the cut won't get infected
swings and roundabouts

>>215335712
Far right doing far right things again, eh

Dtfic botnet melty uh oh

>>215335362
Enoch Powell fought Nazis

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Meanwhile in Spain

>>215335724
never had an infected wound in my life
do some people just not have immune systems

White people don't say Fap anymore, they say coom

>>215335649
For me it's Dark Magician Girl

>>215335764
Me on the left

>>215335744
none of them are nazis

>>215335744
If he could've seen the YOOKAY today he wouldn't have.

>>215335753
wish i was rich and famous and could steal her away to America

>>215335753
beutiful

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should i buy a captains chair

>>215335764
why is his bum on his front

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>>215335764

>>215335801
William Joyce (PBUH) and Colin Jordan were 100% NatSoc

>>215335830
I believe that's his belly button

>>215335826
Depends. What’s your rank?

>>215335801
you know what you're doing rorke grow up

>>215335826
bro got the "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" seat
bro sitting in the whole poop deck

>>215335868
hes on the ozempic? looks slimmer now

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screaming
a drone auditor went a royal mail depot in edinburgh and was told he cant fly the drone over the depot

the proof? an AI summary

>>215335916
Nah he’s long weight the old fashioned way. AIDS

>>215335918
why are you screaming?

>>215335931
hotuinge sle to do innit

>>215335918
what's so funny
why are you screaming

>>215335931
because its funny

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>>215335918

>>215335958
what's funny about it? like laughing at mentally ill people do you

What is it that wrong with auditor’s then?

>>215335928
AIDS?!

le screaminggggg
le screechinggggg
lil bro is wilddddd
brooo is crashing outtttt

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Sneed it or feed it?

>>215335980
how is he mentally ill

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this is literally me

>>215336012
fucking hell

>>215335826
is there a smaller variant?
in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two swivels

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It's time for Trannymaniacs
They're disgusting to the max
Autogynaphiliacs
They wear skirts instead of slacks
They're Trannymanaiacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
They insist you call them "mam" though they look just like a "sir"
Adam's apple
Wide clavicle
Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs
There's an axe-wound in their pants
They just can't accept the facts
They're looney to the max
They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number", whenever they're found
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
Then they pop out
And whip it out
And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs
They think they're cute but make me yak
No they can't transition back
But they're calling you the quack
They're trannymany
Totally insaney
Fucked up in the brainy
Trannymaniacs
Those are the facts!

feeling like a Pilf Mukmuk sort of day

>>215336023
?

corrrr this tesco custard is worth it for £3.40

but at its core (and for both sides, with consent) for the people doing it, in their head its pretty hot. I think its pretty hot but dont want to do that, ever

this is literally me with a mask on !

>>215335868
grim

can everyone stop screaming please

actually mad how fit dua lipa is

lil zoomer bouncing up and down on his computer chair shouting lets gooooo

>>215335521
Yeah it's great for sleep mate, even too good. Was sleeping for some long 10 hour stretches but then I'd wake up with a big of brain fog that meant I couldn't get up to my genius online tomfoolery

Hate fish pie never liked it. Would much prefer a fish cake if I were to choose.

Imagining if rorke was a little Reform party frog that went Rooorkkeee roooorkkeee in his pond all night

>>215335871
Stop crying cuck

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>>215336067

>>215336037
Sacked tranny isn’t going to like this one bit. No one will. Cuz it’s shite.

yes I drive a Vauxhall but you know in 5 years time I swear to fucking god I will own a Lamborghini Urus.

>>215336098
bet this sounded hilarious in your head

shouting and hollering

>>215336093
want to put epoxy on his dick and epoxy 2 in my mouth and shove it down my throat so he can feed me with their piss 24/7 for a week or so

the fucking trannies are starting to make me hard

I had tuna pasta bake for my dinner

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Thinking about bringing back the pure satire...

>>215336108
Looks like Malcom in the Middle

What's with the blokes in dresses pictures?

>>215336097
fish cake same as fish pie just in disk form

right im having a wank
*opens tor*

>>215336130
Rorke chill

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>>215336134

>>215336111
Give the first models like 5 more years and you'll be able to purchase one for £50k

hehe

watching a japanese show

>>215336168
thats you done

just noticed something

wrote smut anonymously here a few times and it was cringe but people ironically said it was hot (also tried actually writing smut and it was bad)

>>215336184
That’s not what I’m talking about. In 5 years I will be rich enough that I can drop £250k on a car I’m serious watch me. In 5 years. Save this post if you don’t believe me

Might buy an Audi A3
Thoughts?

perusing r/boysinskirts

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>>215336167

>>215336213
What did he say that was wrong?

>>215336221
what was the subject matter

>>215336213
No we all know you’re gross scum these days

>>215336213
thats the lad that has a jewish wife and nazi podcast isnt it?

>>215336252
cant remember and it was multiple times

>>215336225
In 5 years time you will be sucking dick for heroin money in Glasgow

>>215336213
This coming from Americans is hilarious.
Britain at least had the likes of Hobson and Mosley who opposed the takeover.
America didn't have anyone until Rockwell.

>>215336259
That's Mike Enoch

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>>215336167

>>215336236
I have a 2021
It’s alright, do get gapped quite a bit though

I NEED a horse

>>215336330
Why?

>>215336293
oh pack it in rorke you little gimp

>>215336330
no you don't
let the horses roam free

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What's your opinion on the Kia Soul?

I've been surprised at opposition to ID cards, especially on civil liberties grounds. I thought we'd moved on from that. After Covid, I thought people were willing to accept more government intervention into their lives.

>>215336277
Keep hating nigga it only motivates me more

fookin prawns

I think the random prostate orgasms are fluid from my gut going to the prostate ("somehow")

a full grown adult man cries on twitter that his cartoonish fantasy depiction of the world isn't remotely accurate. Not the own you think it is

>>215336302
Is it comfy?
I'm looking at the model before that

Heathertranny x Meltyponte turbomelty

>>215336345
Stop crying cuck

>>215336368
poo?

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The timelinedem are active

I NEED a horse penis attached to my torso for self-image reasons (my gender affirmation o algo)

done him

>>215336378
grow up

>>215336359
Genuinely incredible how midwit liberal runts assume everyone else is a lemming like them.

>>215336375
To sit in? Yeah I guess

>>215336359
well covid was governmentberg telling people to be lazy
not surprised everyone was fine with it

>>215336406
Hmmm


No

>>215336396
How about a horse penis attached to your digestive tract

me and my dad running round the changing rooms whipping each others bare arses with our towels

>>215336086
lol this is me
t.40

>>215335918
those "auditing" youtubers are always such mongloid freaks

>>215336393
no but thats what the gays do basically

>>215336394
go outside

>>215336432
How so

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Do you like my ink fellas?

gf believes the conspiracy theory that stevie wonder isnt blind yet im the delusional one for thinking the you know whos rule the world

>>215336394
mika haterape

#horse#horsevideo #funnyhorse#fyp

>>215336083
She has a grim body

>>215336396
people already do that in their own bedrooms though, to have sex

Wrote a song called My Willy. I prefer it in A Minor.

love going for a jog at night, it's so comfy

*flails arms wildly in the air*
HEATHERPEDO SPAKI 190 TURBO MELTY!!!

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California secession 2030, Chinese Communist California 2035-2135. British California 2135-2142, American California 2142-455555e11.

>>215336455
dont talk about any of that with my gf

>>215336481
>>215336481
>>215336481
New

>>215336455
you're not delusional you're racist

umm

>>215336489
blow your head smoothe off

>>215336496
Found the 4 by 2

Seems I've thrown a wrench in ye olde /brit/ spambots


Oopsies ahah x

*cringe yank voice*
blow ur hed smoothe aff

hehe

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>>215336242
kin el mate i am literally gay

CoD4, World at War, Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, lads?

max out the isa every year
sacrifice into the pension
1.4m in the bank once the mortgage is paid off

mad how badly he just wants adam back

>>215336586
blops 2 was my favourite

>>215336559
>*Starts stuttering* BbbbbbbbbBLOW *falls down in front of my cock*

need a gf without all the cuck shit

haven’t cut my hair in 2.5 months now Jesus

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>>215336585
another boy in a skirt fuck me these guys are literally fitter than women

>>215336444
just listen to one of them talk for 5 seconds and you'll get how so. you obviously have to have some sort of learning difficulty to do what they do regardless

>>215336586
MW2 obviously

>>215336620
been well over a year for me

>>215336630
Not an argument

>>215336620
How often do you guys get haircuts? It's at least 2x what it's like in America

>>215336586
counter strike obviously, ya runt

DTFIC BTFO

>>215336636
MW2 was fucking shit black ops 1 mogged them all

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>>215336458
*non-h*
*domination loss*
*smutt*

need privacy

I'd just like to thank black people for inventing the watermelon -- gotta be one of my favourite melons.

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>>215336739
>smutt
Snuff*

New
>>215336780
>>215336780
>>215336780

>>215336739
Love Mika but my mind has been permanently fucked and now I can't help but associate her with the rancid SEAnigger that'd post blacked and scat edits of her in the blue archive general

>>215336586
For me it's Mario Party

>>215336620
over 5 years for me

>>215336789
Ah Dishwasher, he was hired as official artist for some cute Azur Lane shipgirls. He was infamous in the general for drawing blacked art of them for his patreon

>>215336620
why are you telliing jesus that
does jesus post in /brit/?

>>215337044
ask diego